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27th Jul '16 6:08:17 PM nombretomado
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* CyranoDeBergerac: The baker Raguenau, obsessed with poetry, tries to combine the poetry with the cooking when talking to his cooks at his bakery. Of course, the cooks don't understand anything he says:

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* CyranoDeBergerac: ''Theatre/CyranoDeBergerac'': The baker Raguenau, obsessed with poetry, tries to combine the poetry with the cooking when talking to his cooks at his bakery. Of course, the cooks don't understand anything he says:



* Lampshaded in the Ireland Reprise from Theatre/LegallyBlonde, where Paulette sings:

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* Lampshaded in the Ireland Reprise "Ireland Reprise" from Theatre/LegallyBlonde, ''Theatre/LegallyBlonde'', where Paulette sings:



* For the Theatre/AvenueQ song "The More You Ruv Someone":

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* For the Theatre/AvenueQ ''Theatre/AvenueQ'' song "The More You Ruv Someone":
18th Jul '16 7:16:46 PM PinkiePyrope1579
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* And from "Wild Movie":

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* ** And from "Wild Movie":
16th Jul '16 11:26:49 PM dunicha
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'''Howard:''' Yeah. They sucker punch you when your eyes are closed.\\

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'''Howard:''' Yeah. They sucker punch you when your eyes are closed.\\
1st Jul '16 7:59:50 AM J1233191
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* German politian Edmund Stoiber is infamous for this. Plenty of Youtube videos are dedicated entirely to his derailing metaphors that start weird and [[UpToEleven go from there]].

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* German politian politician Edmund Stoiber is infamous for this. Plenty of Youtube videos are dedicated entirely to his derailing metaphors that start weird and [[UpToEleven go from there]].
22nd Jun '16 10:44:50 PM rjd1922
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-->''It is all-important never to mix your metaphors, for there are many orators who, after beginning with a tempest, will end with a fire or a falling house, with the result that they produce a hideously incongruous effect..''

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-->''It is all-important never to mix your metaphors, for there are many orators who, after beginning with a tempest, will end with a fire or a falling house, with the result that they produce a hideously incongruous effect..effect.''
22nd Jun '16 10:43:23 PM rjd1922
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-> ''"A good story is like a [[TooMuchInformation good bowel movement]]: it's only really satisfying once it's ended. Because if you just keep going, then eventually your body runs out of shit and moves on to [[{{Squick}} pushing all of your internal organs out of your sphincter, until only a foul-smelling shell remains]], and anyone who wants to get in on your incredibly long poo gets turned off, because they need to have gone through all of the poo up to that point to have the necessary context and this is where the analogy is breaking down somewhat."''

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-> ''"A good story is like a [[TooMuchInformation good bowel movement]]: it's only really satisfying once it's ended. Because if you just keep going, then eventually your body runs out of shit and moves on to [[{{Squick}} pushing all of your internal organs out of your sphincter, until only a foul-smelling shell remains]], and anyone who wants to get in on your incredibly long poo gets turned off, [[ContinuityLockout because they need to have gone through all of the poo up to that point to have the necessary context context]] [[LampshadeHanging and this is where the analogy is breaking down somewhat.somewhat]]."''
11th Jun '16 5:26:05 AM rockgecko
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'''Autolycus''': ...going to kill me.\\

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'''Autolycus''': ...going to kill me.\\
8th Jun '16 9:16:15 PM Az_Tech341
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** Another one from Kirito himself, while commenting on Lisbeth's pink hair.
-->'''Kirito:''' What gives you pink hair and freckles anyway? Did like, your Irish dad get his dick stuck in a cotton candy machine? [[CargoShip Truly, theirs was a love that could never be.]] I'd see that movie. Sorry, what was I talking about?
8th Jun '16 2:36:37 PM nmn3r3
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** Another one from Kirito himself, while commenting on Lisbeth's pink hair.
-->'''Kirito:''' What gives you pink hair and freckles anyway? Did like, your Irish dad get his dick stuck in a cotton candy machine? [[CargoShip Truly, theirs was a love that could never be.]] I'd see that movie. Sorry, what was I talking about?
31st May '16 12:20:37 PM Unicorndance
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-> ''"A good story is like a [[TooMuchInformation good bowel movement]]: it's only really satisfying once it's ended. Because if you just keep going, then eventually your body runs out of shit and moves on to [[{{Squick pushing all of your internal organs out of your sphincter, until only a foul-smelling shell remains}}]], and anyone who wants to get in on your incredibly long poo gets turned off, because they need to have gone through all of the poo up to that point to have the necessary context and this is where the analogy is breaking down somewhat."''

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-> ''"A good story is like a [[TooMuchInformation good bowel movement]]: it's only really satisfying once it's ended. Because if you just keep going, then eventually your body runs out of shit and moves on to [[{{Squick [[{{Squick}} pushing all of your internal organs out of your sphincter, until only a foul-smelling shell remains}}]], remains]], and anyone who wants to get in on your incredibly long poo gets turned off, because they need to have gone through all of the poo up to that point to have the necessary context and this is where the analogy is breaking down somewhat."''
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