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28th Dec '15 1:32:07 PM Anddrix
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* In WebVideo/AssistMe, [[VideoGame/{{Okami}} Amaterasu]] (played by a Pomeranian) speaks out against DoctorDoom in court for [[PokeThePoodle eating her treats.]]
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* In WebVideo/AssistMe, [[VideoGame/{{Okami}} Amaterasu]] (played by a Pomeranian) speaks out against DoctorDoom Doctor Doom in court for [[PokeThePoodle eating her treats.]]
16th Nov '15 5:25:39 PM nombretomado
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* In an episode of ''{{Rugrats}}'', Angelica sues her parents over making her eat broccoli. Her witness? A stuffed animal. The defense objects, but the judge lets the toy testify anyway. It was AllJustADream anyway.
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* In an episode of ''{{Rugrats}}'', ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'', Angelica sues her parents over making her eat broccoli. Her witness? A stuffed animal. The defense objects, but the judge lets the toy testify anyway. It was AllJustADream anyway.
16th Nov '15 8:37:09 AM FF32
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* In the ''BlackAdder'' episode 'Witchsmeller Persuivant', the titular Witchsmeller calls Blackadder's horse to testify when Blackadder is being tried for witchcraft.
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* In the ''BlackAdder'' ''Series/BlackAdder'' episode 'Witchsmeller Persuivant', the titular Witchsmeller calls Blackadder's horse to testify when Blackadder is being tried for witchcraft.
15th Nov '15 3:26:48 PM StFan
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->'''Lt. Randall Disher:''' Now he's afraid that she'll identify him. ->'''Adrian Monk:''' How? ->'''Lt. Randall Disher:''' She could bark at him. ->'''Captain Leland Stottlemeyer:''' Randy, as far as I know, in the State of California, dogs are not allowed to testify in open court. ->'''Lt. Randall Disher:''' Maybe [=DeWitt=]'s afraid they'll change the rule. ->'''Captain Leland Stottlemeyer:''' What, change the rule against dogs testifying in court? ->'''Lt. Randall Disher:''' I don't know, one of those referendums. It is California. ->'''Captain Leland Stottlemeyer:''' You want to know how tired I am? I'm so tired I don't even know if that makes sense. -->--''Series/{{Monk}}'', "Mr. Monk and the Dog"
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->'''Lt. Randall Disher:''' Now he's afraid that she'll identify him. \n->'''Adrian \\ '''Adrian Monk:''' How? ->'''Lt.How?\\ '''Lt. Randall Disher:''' She could bark at him. \n->'''Captain \\ '''Captain Leland Stottlemeyer:''' Randy, as far as I know, in the State of California, dogs are not allowed to testify in open court. ->'''Lt.court.\\ '''Lt. Randall Disher:''' Maybe [=DeWitt=]'s afraid they'll change the rule. \n->'''Captain \\ '''Captain Leland Stottlemeyer:''' What, change the rule against dogs testifying in court? ->'''Lt.court?\\ '''Lt. Randall Disher:''' I don't know, one of those referendums. It is California.\\ '''Captain Leland Stottlemeyer:''' You want to know how tired I am? I'm so tired I don't even know if that makes sense. ->'''Captain Leland Stottlemeyer:''' You want to know how tired I am? I'm so tired I don't even know if that makes sense. -->--''Series/{{Monk}}'', -->-- ''Series/{{Monk}}'', "Mr. Monk and the Dog"

* In ''YoungbloodJudgmentDay'' Toby "Skipper" King eventually calls to the stand Giganthro, a member of the time-travelling League of Infinity. Giganthro is a mutated caveman incapable of speaking any modern human language, though he understands well enough. Thankfully, team leader Zayla Zarn provides translation for his testimony.
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* In ''YoungbloodJudgmentDay'' ''ComicBook/YoungbloodJudgmentDay'' Toby "Skipper" King eventually calls to the stand Giganthro, a member of the time-travelling League of Infinity. Giganthro is a mutated caveman incapable of speaking any modern human language, though he understands well enough. Thankfully, team leader Zayla Zarn provides translation for his testimony.

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22nd Aug '15 4:23:29 PM Eddy1215
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** Another episode had Ace's monkey, Spike, signaling that he saw the creature of an ancient legend but Ace interrogated him and told his clients Spike only said that in hopes of getting a cookie. When asked about what made Spike change his statement, Ace said he gave Spike ''two'' cookies.
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** Another episode had Ace's monkey, Spike, signaling that he saw the creature of an ancient legend a beast steal a hunting dog, but Ace interrogated him thought Spike was letting superstition go to his head and told his clients pretended that Spike only said that in hopes of getting a cookie. When asked about what made Spike change his statement, Ace said he gave Spike ''two'' cookies.
18th Jul '15 9:19:49 PM Berrenta
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* There was a story involving a MuderSuicide where the killer had shot her own dog (who survived). Since the dog was pretty shy around people he didn't know, was shot in the shoulder, and tried to climb on the veterinary doctor who took care of him, something the vet mentioned he only did with people he knew, it meant that either the shooter was shooting while prone (who does that in a house?) or that the dog knew the shooter and was trying to do so as he was shot. The motive was a case of adultery, and the gun was later found under a piece of furniture (the maid had panicked upon seeing the bodies and accidentally kicked it there).
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* There was a story involving a MuderSuicide MurderSuicide where the killer had shot her own dog (who survived). Since the dog was pretty shy around people he didn't know, was shot in the shoulder, and tried to climb on the veterinary doctor who took care of him, something the vet mentioned he only did with people he knew, it meant that either the shooter was shooting while prone (who does that in a house?) or that the dog knew the shooter and was trying to do so as he was shot. The motive was a case of adultery, and the gun was later found under a piece of furniture (the maid had panicked upon seeing the bodies and accidentally kicked it there).
16th Jul '15 2:05:16 AM jormis29
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* In ''VideoGame/{{Hitman}}: Blood Money'' the target's dog will be listed as a "witness" if it sees you make the hit. This means it somehow gives police a better composite sketch...
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* In ''VideoGame/{{Hitman}}: Blood Money'' ''VideoGame/HitmanBloodMoney'' the target's dog will be listed as a "witness" if it sees you make the hit. This means it somehow gives police a better composite sketch...
4th Jul '15 1:05:21 AM MagwitchOo
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* In a since-removed bug in ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim'', the player could get arrested by the town guards if a horse or chicken saw the deed.
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* In a since-removed bug in ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim'', the player could get arrested by the town guards if a horse or chicken saw the deed. Even if it is your own horse.
4th Jul '15 12:52:56 AM MagwitchOo
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* Vetinari's dog Wuffles in ''Discworld/TheTruth'' is a viewed as a potential witness. It helps that they have a werewolf to translate. There is also a reference to a parrot being in witness protection, living life as a large budgerigar.
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* Vetinari's dog Wuffles in ''Discworld/TheTruth'' is a viewed as a potential witness. It helps that they have a werewolf to translate. There is also a reference to a parrot being in witness protection, living life as a large budgerigar.
21st May '15 8:10:41 PM nombretomado
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* An odd case in the ''{{Homestuck}}'' AlternateUniverseFic ''Fanfic/{{Loophole}}''. In this setting, although trolls are still nonhumans with human-level intelligence,[[note]]in canon, they'd probably argue that they're smarter than humans, but in this AU that's not shown,[[/note]] their legal and social status is somewhere between "pet" and "dangerous wild animal". So when Vriska is called up to the stand to testify about being used in a fighting ring, there's a bit of a kerfuffle.
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* An odd case in the ''{{Homestuck}}'' ''{{Webcomic/Homestuck}}'' AlternateUniverseFic ''Fanfic/{{Loophole}}''. In this setting, although trolls are still nonhumans with human-level intelligence,[[note]]in canon, they'd probably argue that they're smarter than humans, but in this AU that's not shown,[[/note]] their legal and social status is somewhere between "pet" and "dangerous wild animal". So when Vriska is called up to the stand to testify about being used in a fighting ring, there's a bit of a kerfuffle.
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