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16th Mar '17 7:57:46 PM Prfnoff
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* ''Theatre/TheBibleTheCompleteWordOfGodAbridged'' anticipates this as an audience reaction when John the Baptist tries to build up enthusiasm in the AudienceParticipation by wielding a spray bottle as a threat:

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* ''Theatre/TheBibleTheCompleteWordOfGodAbridged'' anticipates this as an audience reaction when John the Baptist tries to build up enthusiasm in the lead an AudienceParticipation by wielding sequence, threatening to "baptize" them with a spray bottle as a threat:when they display insufficient enthusiasm:
16th Mar '17 7:53:22 PM Prfnoff
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* ''Theatre/TheBibleTheCompleteWordOfGodAbridged'' anticipates this as an audience reaction when John the Baptist tries to build up enthusiasm in the AudienceParticipation by wielding a spray bottle as a threat:
-->'''JTB''': Now let's try this again. And this time, do not deny your faith! Denial is not just a river in Egypt! I said-- ''(Somebody groans)'' I heard that! ''(He squirts the groaner.)'' Everybody's a critic.
7th Mar '17 12:04:15 PM IAmNotAFunguy
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** In "Giant Squidward" [=SpongeBob=] sprays a penny Mr. Krabs is tossing in the air and catching repeatedly with Squidward's Kelp Grow Juice and the ginat penny comes back down to crush Mr. Krabs and also surprise him.

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** In "Giant Squidward" [=SpongeBob=] sprays a penny Mr. Krabs is tossing in the air and catching repeatedly with Squidward's Kelp Grow Juice and the ginat giant penny comes back down to crush Mr. Krabs and also surprise him.
7th Mar '17 12:03:00 PM IAmNotAFunguy
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** In "Giant Squidward" [=SpongeBob=] sprays a penny Mr. Krabs is tossing in the air and catching repeatedly with Squidward's Kelp Grow Juice and the ginat penny comes back down to crush Mr. Krabs and also surprise him.
--->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': ''You always said you wanted to make big money!'' (cut to old looking live action footage of an audience booing)
5th Mar '17 12:29:47 AM DarkHunter
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''[Tien stops screaming in pain over the pun, seconds later]''

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''[Tien stops screaming in pain over the pun, seconds later]''later]''\\
26th Feb '17 9:10:47 AM Storygirl000
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* The general reaction whenever Cat Noir puns in ''WesternAnimation/MiraculousLadybug''-to the point that one villain ''literally [[DisproportionateRetribution blew him across Paris]]'' just because she couldn't stand it.
25th Feb '17 2:39:42 AM Astaroth
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* ''Literature/ArtemisFowl: The Arctic Incident'': Artemis Fowl Sr sets up a deal to export soft drinks to Russia but the Russian Mafia ambush his freighter in the Bay of Kola and sink it. This leads to the following exchange between two of the Mafia enforcers:
-->'''Lyubkhin''': Tonight, we are truly on the Bay of Kola.
-->'''Vassikin''': Be warned. This weather is souring my temper. So no more terrible jokes.
13th Jan '17 1:50:07 PM StFan
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[[folder:Advertising]]
* A Heinz ad for corn:
-->'''Ad''': One of our corn farmers has a saying: "You won't believe my ears!" We never said it was a good saying.
* An Australian beer ad featured some stereotypically blokey blokes out on a drinking-lots-of-beer-and-fishing holiday, cooking some fish in a wheelbarrow because they forgot the frying pan.
-->'''Bloke 1''': What kind of fish is it anyway?\\
'''Bloke 2''': It's, ah... [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barramundi barra]].\\
'''Bloke 3''': That's terrible.\\
'''Bloke 2''': Yeh, it is.
* A Commercial for Geico Car insurance features two guys working at a pizza parlor, flipping dough:
-->'''Man 1''': Hey, you know I just saved a bunch of money by switching my insurance.\\
'''Man 2''': Great.\\
'''Man 1''': You know what that is?\\
'''Man 2''': (sighs) Yeah...\\
'''Man 1''': You know what that is?\\
'''Man 2''': Yeah, I do. Just don't...\\
'''Man 1''': That's a lot of dough!\\
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Anime and & Manga]]



-->'''Haruka''': What a hideous face. What is that?\\
'''Yukino''': I believe it's a kelp grouper, Haruka.\\
'''Haruka''': Really?\\
'''Yukino''': Yeah. It's good to serve at parties in a hot pot or sashimi.\\
'''Haruka''': No wonder it's called a grouper.

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-->'''Haruka''': -->'''Haruka:''' What a hideous face. What is that?\\
'''Yukino''': '''Yukino:''' I believe it's a kelp grouper, Haruka.\\
'''Haruka''': '''Haruka:''' Really?\\
'''Yukino''': '''Yukino:''' Yeah. It's good to serve at parties in a hot pot or sashimi.\\
'''Haruka''': '''Haruka:''' No wonder it's called a grouper.



-->'''Judai''': You saw my moves, now do yours! Hah! Get it? Monkey see, monkey DO?\\
'''Jasmine''': You make puns now, and not even good ones!

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-->'''Judai''': -->'''Judai:''' You saw my moves, now do yours! Hah! Get it? Monkey see, monkey DO?\\
'''Jasmine''': '''Jasmine:''' You make puns now, and not even good ones!



* In the dubbed version of the 4th episode of the ''Anime/{{Pokemon}}'' anime this happened:
-->'''Misty''': (Screams) "I think I see another bug! Gross!"
-->'''Ash''': "Maybe it's a...''Cowterpie''!"
-->'''Misty''': "That's not funny!"
** For reference, in the original Japanese, Kasumi (Misty) screams out "''mushi''" (bug), so Satoshi (Ash) pops up with "''ushi''" (cow).

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* In the dubbed version of the 4th episode of the ''Anime/{{Pokemon}}'' anime this happened:
-->'''Misty''': (Screams) "I think I see another bug! Gross!"
-->'''Ash''': "Maybe it's a...''Cowterpie''!"
-->'''Misty''': "That's not funny!"
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anime, the following happens. For reference, in the original Japanese, Kasumi (Misty) screams out "''mushi''" (bug), so Satoshi (Ash) pops up with "''ushi''" (cow).(cow).
-->'''Misty:''' ''[screams]'' I think I see another bug! Gross!\\
'''Ash:''' Maybe it's a... ''Cowterpie''!\\
'''Misty:''' That's not funny!



* In ''Comicbook/ArchieComicsSonicTheHedgehog'' Sonic is known for his many lame puns. Apart from the obvious Eggman jokes, he has also fought Knuckles when the latter was Enerjak, calling him Ener-Joke. This prompted Knuckles to yell, "Are you quite finished?!" Sonic, smug as ever, then said, "Actually... Jumping-jak. Ener-tube. Flap-jak. Ener-state. Ener-jak-in-the-box. And come to think of it... "Enerjak" sounds like some kind of sports drink. Now I'm finished." Knuckles threw him into a wall afterward.
* In ''Comicbook/SquadronSupreme'', toddler Hyperion is startled by his new pet dog and incinerates it with his heat vision. One of the two guards watching him over security camera remarks "I guess Spot was kind of the right name after all." His partner lays him out for that one, in a cross between this trope and DudeNotFunny.
* In one issue of ''Comicbook/TheSimpsons'', the cast parodies various Shakespeare plays including Romeo & Juliet, King Lear, Henry The 5th, and Titus Andronicus. During their parody of Julius Caesar (Portrayed by Mr. Burns), the senate (Portrayed by Homer, Mr. Smithers, and others) have accidentally stabbed each other because Mr. Burns/Caesar was too frail and thin to stab, which leads to a perplexing setup to a particularly awful pun.
-->''The senate is dying on the floor, having accidentally stabbed each other while trying to stab Mr. Burns/Caesar''
-->'''Mr. Burns/Caesar''': Well well, some surprise party this is! Not even a cake!
-->''Homer/Cassius produces a cake from his toga.''
-->'''Homer/Cassius''': Here.
-->'''Smithers/Brutus''': ...Why do you have a cake on your person?
-->'''Homer/Cassius''': I always keep a cake on hand. Just in case.
-->'''Mr. Burns/Caesar''': Hold the phone there...there are slices missing from it.
-->'''Homer/Cassius''': Well we were waiting around a really long time, and I got pretty hungry. I had the cake right there so I...
-->'''Smithers/Brutus''': DON'T SAY IT.
-->'''Homer/Cassius''': ''...ate two, Brutus.''
-->''Everybody groans.''

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* In ''Comicbook/ArchieComicsSonicTheHedgehog'' ''ComicBook/ArchieComicsSonicTheHedgehog'' Sonic is known for his many lame puns. Apart from the obvious Eggman jokes, he has also fought Knuckles when the latter was Enerjak, calling him Ener-Joke. This prompted Knuckles to yell, "Are you quite finished?!" Sonic, smug as ever, then said, "Actually... Jumping-jak. Ener-tube. Flap-jak. Ener-state. Ener-jak-in-the-box. And come to think of it... "Enerjak" sounds like some kind of sports drink. Now I'm finished." Knuckles threw him into a wall afterward.
* In ''Comicbook/SquadronSupreme'', ''ComicBook/SquadronSupreme'', toddler Hyperion is startled by his new pet dog and incinerates it with his heat vision. One of the two guards watching him over security camera remarks "I guess Spot was kind of the right name after all." His partner lays him out for that one, in a cross between this trope and DudeNotFunny.
* In one issue of ''Comicbook/TheSimpsons'', ''ComicBook/TheSimpsons'', the cast parodies various Shakespeare plays including Romeo & Juliet, King Lear, Henry The 5th, and Titus Andronicus. During their parody of Julius Caesar (Portrayed by Mr. Burns), the senate (Portrayed by Homer, Mr. Smithers, and others) have accidentally stabbed each other because Mr. Burns/Caesar was too frail and thin to stab, which leads to a perplexing setup to a particularly awful pun.
-->''The -->''[the senate is dying on the floor, having accidentally stabbed each other while trying to stab Mr. Burns/Caesar''
-->'''Mr.
Burns/Caesar]''\\
'''Mr.
Burns/Caesar''': Well well, some surprise party this is! Not even a cake!
-->''Homer/Cassius
cake!\\
''[Homer/Cassius
produces a cake from his toga.''
-->'''Homer/Cassius''': Here.
-->'''Smithers/Brutus''': ...
toga]''\\
'''Homer/Cassius:''' Here.\\
'''Smithers/Brutus:''' ...
Why do you have a cake on your person?
-->'''Homer/Cassius''':
person?\\
'''Homer/Cassius:'''
I always keep a cake on hand. Just in case.
-->'''Mr. Burns/Caesar''':
case.\\
'''Mr. Burns/Caesar:'''
Hold the phone there...there are slices missing from it.
-->'''Homer/Cassius''':
it.\\
'''Homer/Cassius:'''
Well we were waiting around a really long time, and I got pretty hungry. I had the cake right there so I...
-->'''Smithers/Brutus''':
I...\\
'''Smithers/Brutus:'''
DON'T SAY IT.
-->'''Homer/Cassius''':
IT.\\
'''Homer/Cassius:'''
''...ate two, Brutus.''
-->''Everybody groans.''
''\\
''[everybody groans]''



-->'''[[TheComicallySerious Batman]]''': You still haven't gotten over the puns?\\
'''Comicbook/{{Nightwing}}''': Oh shush. You love it.

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-->'''[[TheComicallySerious Batman]]''': Batman]]:''' You still haven't gotten over the puns?\\
'''Comicbook/{{Nightwing}}''': '''ComicBook/{{Nightwing}}:''' Oh shush. You love it.



[[folder:Commercials]]
* A Heinz ad for corn:
-->'''Ad''': One of our corn farmers has a saying: "You won't believe my ears!" We never said it was a good saying.
* An Australian beer ad featured some stereotypically blokey blokes out on a drinking-lots-of-beer-and-fishing holiday, cooking some fish in a wheelbarrow because they forgot the frying pan.
-->'''Bloke 1''': What kind of fish is it anyway?\\
'''Bloke 2''': It's, ah... [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barramundi barra]].\\
'''Bloke 3''': That's terrible.\\
'''Bloke 2''': Yeh, it is.
* A Commercial for Geico Car insurance features two guys working at a pizza parlor, flipping dough:
-->'''Man 1''': Hey, you know I just saved a bunch of money by switching my insurance.\\
'''Man 2''': Great.\\
'''Man 1''': You know what that is?\\
'''Man 2''': (sighs) Yeah...\\
'''Man 1''': You know what that is?\\
'''Man 2''': Yeah, I do. Just don't...\\
'''Man 1''': That's a lot of dough!\\
[[/folder]]



* ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'':
** This little gem when Krillin and Piccolo use multi-form:
--->'''Krillin and Piccolo:''' [[Manga/{{Naruto}} Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!]]\\
'''Nappa:''' Vegeta! I can't ... [[VerbalTic Believe it!]]\\
''[{{beat}}]''\\
'''Vegeta:''' [{{angrish}}ed groan]
** After Tien loses part of his arm:
--->'''Vegeta:''' Looks like he's been, disarmed.\\
''[Tien stops screaming in pain over the pun, seconds later]''
'''Nappa:''' I get it.
** The prediction of a future one occurs in the second podcast episode (for the record, they only used it twice in the end.)
--->'''Kaiser:''' You thought Frieza was cool. Huh? Huh?\\
'''Lani:''' His brother's Cooler.\\
''[Taka groans and vomits]''\\
'''Lani''': Get ready for that about twenty more times during that movie. We literally have that line in there twenty times, and we haven't even written it yet.
* ''WebVideo/UltraFastPony'', "The Pet Games":
-->'''Dick Hardman:''' Looks like some of the racers have been caught in the thorns.\\
'''Tom Watergate:''' Looks like they're having no trouble getting the point, don't you think so?\\
'''Dick Harman:''' My lawyer has advised me not to answer that question.



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* ''WesternAnimation/YellowSubmarine'' is liberally sprinkled with puns, but one in particular, when the submarine's motor dies, falls into this category:
-->'''John:''' Maybe we should call a road service?\\

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* ''WesternAnimation/YellowSubmarine'' is liberally sprinkled with puns, but one puns.
** One
in particular, when the submarine's motor dies, falls into this category:
-->'''John:''' --->'''John:''' Maybe we should call a road service?\\



''rimshot''

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''rimshot''''[rimshot]''



-->'''Chi Fu''': Order! People, order!\\
'''Recruit''': I'd like a pan-fried noodle!\\
'''Chien-Po''': Ooh, ooh, sweet and pungent shrimp.\\
'''Recruit 2''': Moo goo gai pan.\\
'''Chi Fu''': ''[amid laughter]'' That's not funny.

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-->'''Chi Fu''': Fu:''' Order! People, order!\\
'''Recruit''': '''Recruit:''' I'd like a pan-fried noodle!\\
'''Chien-Po''': '''Chien-Po:''' Ooh, ooh, sweet and pungent shrimp.\\
'''Recruit 2''': 2:''' Moo goo gai pan.\\
'''Chi Fu''': Fu:''' ''[amid laughter]'' That's not funny.



* In ''Film/CloudyWithAChanceOfMeatballs'', Sam is ecstatic about Flynn making it snow ice cream, and says "I don't know how you're gonna top this!", to which Flynn replies "Maybe...with ''hot fudge''?" He then proceeds to strike a dashing pose and let loose with a booming laugh - which withers under Sam's immediate transition from rapt admiration to stony DeathGlare.

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* In ''Film/CloudyWithAChanceOfMeatballs'', ''WesternAnimation/CloudyWithAChanceOfMeatballs'', Sam is ecstatic about Flynn making it snow ice cream, and says "I don't know how you're gonna top this!", to which Flynn replies "Maybe...with ''hot fudge''?" He then proceeds to strike a dashing pose and let loose with a booming laugh - which withers under Sam's immediate transition from rapt admiration to stony DeathGlare.



--> '''Jack:''' ''(slams the table)'' There! I've got you! You're completely dished. Do you not know that in the service, one must always choose the ''lesser'' of two weevils?\\
''(everyone at the table laughs uproariously)''\\

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--> '''Jack:''' ''(slams -->'''Jack:''' ''[slams the table)'' table]'' There! I've got you! You're completely dished. Do you not know that in the service, one must always choose the ''lesser'' of two weevils?\\
''(everyone ''[everyone at the table laughs uproariously)''\\uproariously]''\\



* In ''Film/InspectorGadget'' Scolex is not amused by his {{mook|s}} Kramer's attempts at humor.
--> '''Scolex:''' I deserve a dashing appellation.
-->'''Kramer:''' 'A dashing Appalachian.' What is that? A hillbilly with a tuxedo?
-->'''Scolex:''' No, you idiot! It's a nickname.
* In ''Film/TheMuppetsTakeManhattan'', an amnesiac Kermit is told that he and Miss Piggy are in a relationship and proceeds to make a series of derisive puns about it, e.g. "going hog-wild". Piggy loses her temper and clobbers him [[spoiler:which makes him get his memory back]].

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* In ''Film/InspectorGadget'' ''Film/InspectorGadget'', Scolex is not amused by his {{mook|s}} Kramer's attempts at humor.
--> '''Scolex:''' I deserve a dashing appellation.
-->'''Kramer:''' 'A dashing Appalachian.' What is that? A hillbilly with a tuxedo?
-->'''Scolex:''' I deserve a dashing appellation.\\
'''Kramer:''' "A dashing Appalachian". What is that? A hillbilly with a tuxedo?\\
'''Scolex:'''
No, you idiot! It's a nickname.
* In ''Film/TheMuppetsTakeManhattan'', an amnesiac Kermit is told that he and Miss Piggy are in a relationship and proceeds to make a series of derisive puns about it, e.g. "going hog-wild". Piggy loses her temper and clobbers him [[spoiler:which makes him get his memory back]].
nickname.






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[[folder:Puppet Shows]]
* In ''Film/TheMuppetsTakeManhattan'', an amnesiac Kermit is told that he and Miss Piggy are in a relationship and proceeds to make a series of derisive puns about it, e.g. "going hog-wild". Piggy loses her temper and clobbers him [[spoiler:which makes him get his memory back]].
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[[folder:Theatre]]

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[[folder:Webcomics]]

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[[folder:Webcomics]][[folder:Web Animation]]
* ''WebAnimation/EddsWorld'' often features puns, mainly from the title character, but from other sources, too.
-->'''Tom:''' Hey. What did our neigh...BOORS want?\\
'''Edd:''' You and the water are very similar, Matt. You're both SHALLOW!
* Self-inflicted one in ''Machinima/FreemansMind'', in which Gordon comments about the ceiling, with "What's up with the ceiling?" after which he realizes that he just made a pun and groans.
* ''Machinima/RedVsBlue'': The Reds try to make themself pass as Freelancers by adapting their LocationThemeNaming.
-->'''Simmons:''' And I'll be Agent Denial. Yehehit's, because a state of denial, like the saying? You know, it's like a, I was, you know, the whole State/state thing? You know it's a, joke.\\
'''Grif:''' [[LampshadeHanging No dude, jokes are funny.]]
* ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'':
** In the review of ''Franchise/MassEffect''. "You only get to see like one second of bare ass anyways, so it will hardly make your Mass Erect!" Later, in the end credits he admits that "Yeah this whole review was leading up to that horrible pun at the end"
** The review of ''VideoGame/MetroLastLight'' ends with the words: "When Art Yom eats food does he go om yom yom (Oh for fuck's sake)"
* ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'':
** Coach Z, who commonly dresses up in Hip-Hop costumes for Halloween, once dressed up as a sheet of paper in 2010. When prompted, he stated he was ''(w)rapping paper''. Cue CollectiveGroan from the rest of the cast.
** In the WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail "lackey", an Easter egg has Puppet Homestar Runner starring in a variety show with Doreauxgard, the cantaloupe puppet Strong Bad created. When Homestar offers Doreauxgard the position of "produce-er", Doreauxgard quips "Forget you, Whitey, I'm going solo!" and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere walks away]].
** In the email "local news", the Cheat is unimpressed by Strong Bad's attempts at newscaster humor.
--->'''Strong Bad:''' ''[after a report on a "traffic jam" at Bubs' Concession Stand]'' I guess those roads should not be ''rode'' upon, eh?\\
'''The Cheat:''' ''[subtitled]'' Not funny... I didn't even mention... any roads.
* ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'':
** In the first episode of Season 2, after Ruby expresses a desire to "Start the semester off with a BANG!", Yang replies "I always start ''my'' semester off with a YANG!" Everyone else silently shakes their heads or {{Face Palm}}s, while Nora [[ProducePelting throws a tomato at Yang's face]] from offscreen while booing her. This happens an awful lot with Yang honestly, [[InksuitActor considering she's voiced by]] Barbara Dunkelman of ''Creator/RoosterTeeth''.
** Near the end of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1EuyliSO_Q "Painting the Town"]], Weiss attempts a QuipToBlack based on Neapolitan's leaving glass statues of herself and Torchwick behind as decoys (which Yang shatters with a MegatonPunch).
--->'''Weiss:''' Yeah, I guess she really made our plans... fall apart?\\
'''Yang:''' [[NoJustNoReaction No. Just... no.]]\\
'''Weiss:''' What? But ''you'' do it.\\
'''Yang:''' There's a time and a place for jokes.\\
'''Weiss:''' Is this not it?\\
'''Yang:''' No, it just... wasn't very good.
** In "New Challengers", after Team SSSN secures victory through some [[ShockAndAwe clever use of electricity]], this exchange occurs between the {{Combat Commentator}}s:
--->'''Port:''' You know what I call that victory?\\
'''Oobleck:''' Shocking?\\
'''Port:''' No. ''Well-earned.'' What you said is stupid!
* In a Season 6 episode of ''Machinima/ArbyNTheChief'', A surprising considering the main characters are a DeadpanSnarker, and an [[JerkAss Extremely Volatile]] [[FanDumb Halo Fanboy]].
-->'''Arbiter:''' (...) I saw this great movie the other night. I streamed it on the Xbox. You oughta check it out. I really think you'd dig it.\\
'''Chief:''' wat m00v33\\
'''Arbiter:''' ''Film/{{Footloose}}''.\\
'''Chief:''' go 2 hell\\
'''Arbiter:''' Hahaha.\\
'''Chief:''' at l33st i dusnt l00k liek i just had a sleepovar @ ''peter north's'' house\\
'''Arbiter:''' What's that supposed to mean?\\
'''Chief:''' [[{{Squick}} l00ks liek sum dude drained his balls in ur helmet b4 u put it on]] lmao\\
'''Arbiter:''' It's glue!
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[[folder:Web Comics]]



--> '''Demon King''': "Nothing toughens a demon up more than possessing the soul of a mortal, while other mortals are trying to drive you out using holy rituals... I'm putting you all on a strict ''exorcise'' program!"
--> '''Demons''': GROAN!
--> '''Demon King''': "Thought that would get you where it hurt!"
--> '''Horribus''': "Actually, sire, it was that pun..."
--> '''Demon King''': "That's what I meant!"

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--> '''Demon King''': "Nothing --->'''Demon King:''' Nothing toughens a demon up more than possessing the soul of a mortal, while other mortals are trying to drive you out using holy rituals... I'm putting you all on a strict ''exorcise'' program!"
--> '''Demons''': GROAN!
-->
program!\\
'''Demons:''' GROAN!\\
'''Demon King''': "Thought King:''' Thought that would get you where it hurt!"
--> '''Horribus''': "Actually,
hurt!\\
'''Horribus:''' Actually,
sire, it was that pun..."
-->
\\
'''Demon King''': "That's King:''' That's what I meant!"meant!



-->'''Mimic''': Yoiks! Who're you?! We don' wanna hurt youse!\\

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-->'''Mimic''': -->'''Mimic:''' Yoiks! Who're you?! We don' wanna hurt youse!\\



* In ''{{Webcomic/Morphe}}'' Tyler is stared down and made to feel ashamed of himself for trying to joke that [[http://morphe.thewebcomic.com/comics/1942334/chapter-3-page-41-the-right-to-bear-puns/ Adrestia destroyed a training dummy with her "bear hands"]]

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* In ''{{Webcomic/Morphe}}'' ''Webcomic/{{morphE}}'' Tyler is stared down and made to feel ashamed of himself for trying to joke that [[http://morphe.thewebcomic.com/comics/1942334/chapter-3-page-41-the-right-to-bear-puns/ Adrestia destroyed a training dummy with her "bear hands"]]






* Comment sections and forums will usually have the punner doing a {{Stock Shtick|s}} that follows the {{rimshot}}: "Thank you! I'll be here all week!" (common addends are *MicDrop*, “try the veal” and “remember to tip your servers”)

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* Comment sections and forums will usually have the punner doing a {{Stock Shtick|s}} that follows the {{rimshot}}: "Thank you! I'll be here all week!" (common addends are *MicDrop*, “try "try the veal” veal" and “remember "remember to tip your servers”)servers")



* ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'' includes this little gem when Krillin and Piccolo use multi-form:
-->'''Krillin and Piccolo:''' [[Manga/{{Naruto}} Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!]]\\
'''Nappa:''' Vegeta! I can't ... [[VerbalTic Believe it!]]\\
{{Beat}}\\
'''Vegeta:''' *{{angrish}}ed groan*
** After Tien loses part of his arm:
--> '''Vegeta:''' Looks like he's been, disarmed.
--> *Tien stops screaming in pain over the pun, seconds later*
--> '''Nappa:''' I get it.
** The prediction of a future one occurs in the second podcast episode (for the record, they only used it twice in the end.)
-->'''Kaiser:''' You thought Frieza was cool. Huh? Huh?\\
'''Lani:''' His brother's Cooler.\\
''[Taka groans and vomits]''\\
'''Lani''': Get ready for that about twenty more times during that movie. We literally have that line in there twenty times, and we haven't even written it yet.
* ''WebAnimation/EddsWorld'' often features puns, mainly from the title character, but from other sources, too.
-->'''Tom:''' ''Hey. What did our neigh...BOORS want?''\\
'''Edd:''' ''You and the water are very similar, Matt. You're both SHALLOW!''
* In [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony's]] Let's Play of Phantasmagoria 2, he made more than a few horrible puns and then smacked himself for doing so.

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* ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'' includes this little gem when Krillin and Piccolo use multi-form:
-->'''Krillin and Piccolo:''' [[Manga/{{Naruto}} Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!]]\\
'''Nappa:''' Vegeta! I can't ... [[VerbalTic Believe it!]]\\
{{Beat}}\\
'''Vegeta:''' *{{angrish}}ed groan*
** After Tien loses part of his arm:
--> '''Vegeta:''' Looks like he's been, disarmed.
--> *Tien stops screaming in pain over the pun, seconds later*
--> '''Nappa:''' I get it.
** The prediction of a future one occurs in the second podcast episode (for the record, they only used it twice in the end.)
-->'''Kaiser:''' You thought Frieza was cool. Huh? Huh?\\
'''Lani:''' His brother's Cooler.\\
''[Taka groans and vomits]''\\
'''Lani''': Get ready for that about twenty more times during that movie. We literally have that line in there twenty times, and we haven't even written it yet.
* ''WebAnimation/EddsWorld'' often features puns, mainly from the title character, but from other sources, too.
-->'''Tom:''' ''Hey. What did our neigh...BOORS want?''\\
'''Edd:''' ''You and the water are very similar, Matt. You're both SHALLOW!''
*
''ebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment'': In [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony's]] Spoony's Let's Play of Phantasmagoria 2, ''Phantasmagoria 2'', he made more than a few horrible puns and then smacked himself for doing so.



* Several appear throughout ''WebVideo/LoadingReadyRun's [[http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/archive/phail/date/desc Phailhaüs]] series, one of which resulted in Matt being banned from Phailhaüs for ''a year''.

to:

* ''WebVideo/LoadingReadyRun'':
**
Several appear throughout ''WebVideo/LoadingReadyRun's [[http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/archive/phail/date/desc Phailhaüs]] series, one of which resulted in Matt being banned from Phailhaüs for ''a year''.



* Self-inflicted one in ''Machinima/FreemansMind'', in which Gordon comments about the ceiling, with "What's up with the ceiling?" after which he realizes that he just made a pun and groans.



* The Wiki/SCPFoundation features [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-504 a kind of tomato]] that [[ProducePelting reacts violently to lame puns]], sometimes resulting in death. The suckiness of the pun is directly proportional to how fast the tomato throws itself at the source of the lame pun; particularly bad ones can cause the tomato to ''break the sound barrier''.

to:

* The Wiki/SCPFoundation features Wiki/SCPFoundation:
** Thhere is
[[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-504 a kind of tomato]] that [[ProducePelting reacts violently to lame puns]], sometimes resulting in death. The suckiness of the pun is directly proportional to how fast the tomato throws itself at the source of the lame pun; particularly bad ones can cause the tomato to ''break the sound barrier''.



* ''Machinima/RedVsBlue'': The Reds try to make themself pass as Freelancers by adapting their LocationThemeNaming.
-->'''Simmons:''' And I'll be Agent Denial. Yehehit's, because a state of denial, like the saying? You know, it's like a, I was, you know, the whole State/state thing? You know it's a, joke.\\
'''Grif:''' [[LampshadeHanging No dude, jokes are funny.]]



* ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'':
** In the review of ''Franchise/MassEffect''. "You only get to see like one second of bare ass anyways, so it will hardly make your Mass Erect!" Later, in the end credits he admits that "Yeah this whole review was leading up to that horrible pun at the end"
** The review of ''VideoGame/MetroLastLight'' ends with the words: "When Art Yom eats food does he go om yom yom (Oh for fuck's sake)"
* [[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown Film Brain]] likes to make puns, but it's only a problem for [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] when he joins FB to review ''Film/TheSpirit'':
--> '''Linkara:''' Holy crap, Creator/FrankMiller makes worse puns than ''you'', Film Brain!\\

to:

* ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'':
''WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown'':
** In the review of ''Franchise/MassEffect''. "You only get to see like one second of bare ass anyways, so it will hardly make your Mass Erect!" Later, in the end credits he admits that "Yeah this whole review was leading up to that horrible pun at the end"
** The review of ''VideoGame/MetroLastLight'' ends with the words: "When Art Yom eats food does he go om yom yom (Oh for fuck's sake)"
* [[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown
Film Brain]] Brain likes to make puns, but it's only a problem for [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] when he joins FB to review ''Film/TheSpirit'':
--> '''Linkara:''' --->'''Linkara:''' Holy crap, Creator/FrankMiller makes worse puns than ''you'', Film Brain!\\



'''Linkara:''' Don't worry - we're WebVideo/{{atop|TheFourthWall}} it!\\
'''Audience''': [CollectiveGroan]\\

to:

'''Linkara:''' Don't worry - -- we're WebVideo/{{atop|TheFourthWall}} it!\\
'''Audience''': '''Audience:''' [CollectiveGroan]\\



* ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'':
** Coach Z, who commonly dresses up in Hip-Hop costumes for Halloween, once dressed up as a sheet of paper in 2010. When prompted, he stated he was ''(w)rapping paper''. Cue CollectiveGroan from the rest of the cast.
** In the WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail "lackey", an Easter egg has Puppet Homestar Runner starring in a variety show with Doreauxgard, the cantaloupe puppet Strong Bad created. When Homestar offers Doreauxgard the position of "produce-er", Doreauxgard quips "Forget you, Whitey, I'm going solo!" and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere walks away]].
** In the email "local news", the Cheat is unimpressed by Strong Bad's attempts at newscaster humor.
--->'''Strong Bad:''' (''after a report on a "traffic jam" at Bubs' Concession Stand'') I guess those roads should not be ''rode'' upon, eh?\\
'''The Cheat:''' (''subtitled'') Not funny... I didn't even mention... any roads.



* ''WebVideo/UltraFastPony'', "The Pet Games":
-->'''Dick Hardman:''' Looks like some of the racers have been caught in the thorns.\\
'''Tom Watergate:''' Looks like they're having no trouble getting the point, don't you think so?\\
'''Dick Harman:''' My lawyer has advised me not to answer that question.



-->'''Game Text''': Snow City Elrand
-->'''Doran Blackdawn''': Snow City Elrond. "[[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Take the hobbits to]] [[{{Pun}} Ice-engard]]."
-->'''Dr. Destructo''': Did you just say "Ice-engard"?
-->'''Doran Blackdawn''': Yes.
-->'''Dr. Destructo''': 'Cause I think that's grounds for a beating.
-->'''Doran Blackdawn''': ''(chuckles)'' See, 'cause we're in a frost place--
-->'''Dr. Destructo''': ''(irritated)'' [[NeverExplainTheJoke Yeah, I--I get it.]]
-->'''Doran Blackdawn''': ''(laughs)'' Oh, you're so angry when I let out the puns.
-->'''Dr. Destructo''': [[SuckinessIsPainful Painful, painful puns.]]
-->'''Doran Blackdawn''': Puns fill you with a burning rage, just like ''VideoGame/StreetsOfRage2''.
-->'''Dr. Destructo''': I know. Except I'm not making a stand for peace.
* ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'':
** In the first episode of Season 2, after Ruby expresses a desire to "Start the semester off with a BANG!", Yang replies "I always start ''my'' semester off with a YANG!" Everyone else silently shakes their heads or {{Face Palm}}s, while Nora [[ProducePelting throws a tomato at Yang's face]] from offscreen while booing her. This happens an awful lot with Yang honestly, [[InksuitActor considering she's voiced by]] Barbara Dunkelman of ''Creator/RoosterTeeth''.
** Near the end of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1EuyliSO_Q "Painting the Town"]], Weiss attempts a QuipToBlack based on Neapolitan's leaving glass statues of herself and Torchwick behind as decoys (which Yang shatters with a MegatonPunch).
--->'''Weiss:''' Yeah, I guess she really made our plans... fall apart?\\
'''Yang:''' [[NoJustNoReaction No. Just... no.]]\\
'''Weiss:''' What? But ''you'' do it.\\
'''Yang:''' There's a time and a place for jokes.\\
'''Weiss:''' Is this not it?\\
'''Yang:''' No, it just... wasn't very good.
** In "New Challengers", after Team SSSN secures victory through some [[ShockAndAwe clever use of electricity]], this exchange occurs between the {{Combat Commentator}}s:
--->'''Port''': You know what I call that victory?\\
'''Oobleck''': Shocking?\\
'''Port''': No. ''Well-earned.'' What you said is stupid!

to:

-->'''Game Text''': Text:''' Snow City Elrand
-->'''Doran Blackdawn''':
Elrand\\
'''Doran Blackdawn:'''
Snow City Elrond. "[[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Take the hobbits to]] [[{{Pun}} Ice-engard]]."
-->'''Dr. Destructo''':
"\\
'''Dr. Destructo:'''
Did you just say "Ice-engard"?
-->'''Doran Blackdawn''': Yes.
-->'''Dr. Destructo''':
"Ice-engard"?\\
'''Doran Blackdawn:''' Yes.\\
'''Dr. Destructo:'''
'Cause I think that's grounds for a beating.
-->'''Doran Blackdawn''': ''(chuckles)''
beating.\\
'''Doran Blackdawn:''' ''[chuckles]''
See, 'cause we're in a frost place--
-->'''Dr. Destructo''': ''(irritated)''
place--\\
'''Dr. Destructo:''' ''[irritated]''
[[NeverExplainTheJoke Yeah, I--I get it.]]
-->'''Doran Blackdawn''': ''(laughs)'' Oh, you're so angry when I let out the puns.
-->'''Dr. Destructo''': [[SuckinessIsPainful Painful, painful puns.]]
-->'''Doran Blackdawn''': Puns fill you with a burning rage, just like ''VideoGame/StreetsOfRage2''.
-->'''Dr. Destructo''': I know. Except I'm not making a stand for peace.
* ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'':
** In the first episode of Season 2, after Ruby expresses a desire to "Start the semester off with a BANG!", Yang replies "I always start ''my'' semester off with a YANG!" Everyone else silently shakes their heads or {{Face Palm}}s, while Nora [[ProducePelting throws a tomato at Yang's face]] from offscreen while booing her. This happens an awful lot with Yang honestly, [[InksuitActor considering she's voiced by]] Barbara Dunkelman of ''Creator/RoosterTeeth''.
** Near the end of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1EuyliSO_Q "Painting the Town"]], Weiss attempts a QuipToBlack based on Neapolitan's leaving glass statues of herself and Torchwick behind as decoys (which Yang shatters with a MegatonPunch).
--->'''Weiss:''' Yeah, I guess she really made our plans... fall apart?\\
'''Yang:''' [[NoJustNoReaction No. Just... no.
]]\\
'''Weiss:''' What? But ''you'' do it.'''Doran Blackdawn:''' ''[laughs]'' Oh, you're so angry when I let out the puns.\\
'''Yang:''' There's '''Dr. Destructo:''' [[SuckinessIsPainful Painful, painful puns.]]\\
'''Doran Blackdawn:''' Puns fill you with
a time and a place for jokes.burning rage, just like ''VideoGame/StreetsOfRage2''.\\
'''Weiss:''' Is this '''Dr. Destructo:''' I know. Except I'm not it?\\
'''Yang:''' No, it just... wasn't very good.
** In "New Challengers", after Team SSSN secures victory through some [[ShockAndAwe clever use of electricity]], this exchange occurs between the {{Combat Commentator}}s:
--->'''Port''': You know what I call that victory?\\
'''Oobleck''': Shocking?\\
'''Port''': No. ''Well-earned.'' What you said is stupid!
making a stand for peace.



* Barbara Dunkelman from ''Creator/RoosterTeeth'' is so full of puns, she almost always gets a boo from someone, normally Jack.
** She even has not one, not two, but FOUR different RT animated adventures about her.
-->'''Gus''': I've been playing Ni No Kuni, it's fucking good,man.
-->'''Barbara''':I don't need no kuni!
-->'''Jack''': BOOOOOO!!

to:

* Barbara Dunkelman from ''Creator/RoosterTeeth'' is so full of puns, she almost always gets a boo from someone, normally Jack. \n** She even has not one, not two, but FOUR different RT animated adventures about her.
-->'''Gus''': -->'''Gus:''' I've been playing Ni No Kuni, it's fucking good,man.
-->'''Barbara''':I
good, man.\\
'''Barbara:''' I
don't need no kuni!
-->'''Jack''':
kuni!\\
'''Jack:'''
BOOOOOO!!



* In a Season 6 episode of ''Machinima/ArbyNTheChief'', A surprising considering the main characters are a DeadpanSnarker, and an [[JerkAss Extremely Volatile]] [[FanDumb Halo Fanboy]].
--->'''Arbiter:''' (...) I saw this great movie the other night. I streamed it on the Xbox. You oughta check it out. I really think you'd dig it.\\
'''Chief:''' wat m00v33\\
'''Arbiter:''' ''Film/{{Footloose}}''.\\
'''Chief:''' go 2 hell\\
'''Arbiter:''' Hahaha.\\
'''Chief:''' at l33st i dusnt l00k liek i just had a sleepovar @ ''peter north's'' house\\
'''Arbiter:''' What's that supposed to mean?\\
'''Chief:''' [[{{Squick}} l00ks liek sum dude drained his balls in ur helmet b4 u put it on]] lmao\\
'''Arbiter:''' It's glue!



* ''WesternAnimation/RockyAndBullwinkle''

to:

* ''WesternAnimation/RockyAndBullwinkle'' ''WesternAnimation/RockyAndBullwinkle'':



-->'''Bullwinkle:''' Looks like this movie's getting...
-->'''Rocky:''' ''Don't say it.''
-->'''Bullwinkle:''' Two-dimensional.
* ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls''

to:

-->'''Bullwinkle:''' --->'''Bullwinkle:''' Looks like this movie's getting...
-->'''Rocky:'''
getting...\\
'''Rocky:'''
''Don't say it.''
-->'''Bullwinkle:'''
''\\
'''Bullwinkle:'''
Two-dimensional.
* ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls'' ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls'':



* ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible''

to:

* ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'' ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'':



--->'''Gemini''': Here, let me give you a hand.\\
'''Kim''': How many times have you used ''that'' line?\\
'''Gemini''': And yet, it never gets old!
* In ''WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether'', during the episode "The One Wherein There Is A Big Twist, Part II", Xandir tells Strawberry Sweetcake (an obvious parody of Strawberry Shortcake) "You're gonna be spending a CHOCO-LOTTA time locked up behind CANDY bars!". There is a long silence after which Princess Clara whispers to Xandir "God dammit, I hate you!".

to:

--->'''Gemini''': --->'''Gemini:''' Here, let me give you a hand.\\
'''Kim''': '''Kim:''' How many times have you used ''that'' line?\\
'''Gemini''': '''Gemini:''' And yet, it never gets old!
* In ''WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether'', during ''WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether'':
** During
the episode "The One Wherein There Is A Big Twist, Part II", Xandir tells Strawberry Sweetcake (an obvious parody of Strawberry Shortcake) "You're gonna be spending a CHOCO-LOTTA time locked up behind CANDY bars!". There is a long silence after which Princess Clara whispers to Xandir "God dammit, I hate you!".



-->'''Brian:''' Well, looks like one ship was saved today -- a ''relation''-ship.
-->''(everyone in the lifeboat jumps into the sea)''
* Occasionally used in ''WesternAnimation/TheTick''. One of the more painful ones was
-->'''El Seed''': Soldiers of corn! Lend me your ears!\\
'''Tick''': Ooh, that's bad.

to:

-->'''Brian:''' --->'''Brian:''' Well, looks like one ship was saved today -- a ''relation''-ship.
-->''(everyone
''relation''-ship.\\
''[everyone
in the lifeboat jumps into the sea)''
sea]''
* Occasionally used in ''WesternAnimation/TheTick''. One of the more painful ones was
is:
-->'''El Seed''': Seed:''' Soldiers of corn! Lend me your ears!\\
'''Tick''': '''Tick:''' Ooh, that's bad.



--> '''Bullock''': I thought we could be secret ''Asians''.\\
'''Stan''': [[OverlyPrepreparedGag A sixteen-hour flight for a bad pun?]] (''smiles'') [[ActuallyPrettyFunny ...yes. Yes.]]
* While the entirety of the ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'' episode "This Pun For Hire" is a HurricaneOfPuns, a couple are singled out as particularly bad by Dot:
--> '''HelloNurse''': Why do I always get the {{b|uxomIsBetter}}ooby [[DoubleEntendre prize]]?\\
'''Dot''': [[Radar/{{Animaniacs}} I'm not touching that one]].

to:

--> '''Bullock''': -->'''Bullock:''' I thought we could be secret ''Asians''.\\
'''Stan''': '''Stan:''' [[OverlyPrepreparedGag A sixteen-hour flight for a bad pun?]] (''smiles'') ''[smiles]'' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny ...yes. Yes.]]
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'':
**
While the entirety of the ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'' episode "This Pun For for Hire" is a HurricaneOfPuns, a couple are singled out as particularly bad by Dot:
--> '''HelloNurse''': --->'''HelloNurse:''' Why do I always get the {{b|uxomIsBetter}}ooby [[DoubleEntendre prize]]?\\
'''Dot''': '''Dot:''' [[Radar/{{Animaniacs}} I'm not touching that one]].



---> '''HelloNurse''': Stay back! I'm packing a heater!\\
(''Her suitcase opens up, revealing a [[VisualPun miniature radiator]]'')\\
'''Dot''': [[LittleMissSnarker Can't argue with that one. It's too stupid.]]

to:

---> '''HelloNurse''': --->'''HelloNurse:''' Stay back! I'm packing a heater!\\
(''Her ''[her suitcase opens up, revealing a [[VisualPun miniature radiator]]'')\\
'''Dot''':
radiator]]]''\\
'''Dot:'''
[[LittleMissSnarker Can't argue with that one. It's too stupid.]]



* Done by Billy in ''WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy'' after he splits his nose in half to share with a nasal-mancer, or nose wizard, who was using an enchanted scent to lure all the noses of the city to the shopping mall he inhabited to find a replacement nose after he lost his, which was later found by Mandy but blown up during a inflated nose-balloon chase (ItMakesSenseInContext)
--> '''Billy''': Snot a problem!\\
''(Billy's half of his nose comes alive and smacks him with a steak in annoyance)''

to:

* ''WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy'':
**
Done by Billy in ''WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy'' after he splits his nose in half to share with a nasal-mancer, or nose wizard, who was using an enchanted scent to lure all the noses of the city to the shopping mall he inhabited to find a replacement nose after he lost his, which was later found by Mandy but blown up during a inflated nose-balloon chase (ItMakesSenseInContext)
--> '''Billy''':
(ItMakesSenseInContext).
--->'''Billy:'''
Snot a problem!\\
''(Billy's ''[Billy's half of his nose comes alive and smacks him with a steak in annoyance)''annoyance]''



---> '''Mandy''': Let's try a stakeout.\\
'''Billy''': (moving a steak away from his face) I tried that but it didn't work. (tosses it aside, only for it to fly back and smack his face.)\\
''(Later)''\\
'''Billy''': Why do ''I'' have to sleep?\\
'''Mandy''': Because, out of the three of us, ''you'' have the nose.\\
'''Billy''': Oh. I ''nose'' that. (steak flies by and hits him again)

to:

---> '''Mandy''': --->'''Mandy:''' Let's try a stakeout.\\
'''Billy''': (moving '''Billy:''' ''[moving a steak away from his face) face]'' I tried that but it didn't work. (tosses ''[tosses it aside, only for it to fly back and smack his face.)\\
''(Later)''\\
'''Billy''':
face]''\\
''[later]''\\
'''Billy:'''
Why do ''I'' have to sleep?\\
'''Mandy''': '''Mandy:''' Because, out of the three of us, ''you'' have the nose.\\
'''Billy''': '''Billy:''' Oh. I ''nose'' that. (steak ''[steak flies by and hits him again)again]''



* At the end of the ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'' episode "Loyalty to the King", Finn describes exposing the Nice King as just the Ice King with his beard cut off as "a close shave", which earns a groan, a chuckle, and a FacePalm from Jake.

to:

* ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'':
**
At the end of the ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'' episode "Loyalty to the King", Finn describes exposing the Nice King as just the Ice King with his beard cut off as "a close shave", which earns a groan, a chuckle, and a FacePalm from Jake.



* From an episode of ''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}'':
--> '''Arthur's dad:''' ''(referring to the idea of taking a weekend trip to Washington, D.C.)'' It's a capital idea! ''([[{{Beat}} deadly silence]])'' "It's a capital idea." Washington's the nation's capital, geddit?\\

to:

* From an episode of ''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}'':
--> '''Arthur's ** From an episode:
--->'''Arthur's
dad:''' ''(referring ''[referring to the idea of taking a weekend trip to Washington, D.C.)'' ]'' It's a capital idea! ''([[{{Beat}} ''[[[{{Beat}} deadly silence]])'' silence]]]'' "It's a capital idea." Washington's the nation's capital, geddit?\\



* Carlos does it ''at least'' OncePerEpisode on ''Literature/TheMagicSchoolBus'' cartoon, prompting a CollectiveGroan of ''[[PhraseCatcher "Car-los!"]]'' from the other kids.
** In one episode which features the kids parents, Carlos' father elicits a similar reaction with every bad pun he makes, ("Mister Ramone!") showing it runs in the family.

to:

* ''Literature/TheMagicSchoolBus'':
**
Carlos does it ''at least'' OncePerEpisode on ''Literature/TheMagicSchoolBus'' the cartoon, prompting a CollectiveGroan of ''[[PhraseCatcher "Car-los!"]]'' from the other kids.
** In one episode which features the kids kids' parents, Carlos' Carlos's father elicits a similar reaction with every bad pun he makes, ("Mister Ramone!") Ramone!"), showing it runs in the family.



''(No one other than Thing laughs.)''
* ''WesternAnimation/WorldOfQuest'' is full of these with too many to list.
** Worth mentioning is the time the titular character attempts this. After throwing away a couple of rocks the group had been carrying around the entire episode, he comments "let's rock and roll", cue rimshot. After being told he should just leave the puns to everyone else he delivers "and we shall leave no stone unturned"(groan).

to:

''(No one ''[no-one other than Thing laughs.)''
laughs]''
* ''WesternAnimation/WorldOfQuest'' is full of these with too many to list.
**
list. Worth mentioning is the time the titular character attempts this. After throwing away a couple of rocks the group had been carrying around the entire episode, he comments "let's rock and roll", cue rimshot. After being told he should just leave the puns to everyone else he delivers "and we shall leave no stone unturned"(groan).



-->'''Mickey:''' You know, cheap-cheap.
-->'''Horace:''' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Even the writing's gotten cheap-cheap]].

to:

-->'''Mickey:''' You know, cheap-cheap.
-->'''Horace:'''
cheap-cheap.\\
'''Horace:'''
[[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Even the writing's gotten cheap-cheap]].



-->'''Meatwad''': I get it. It ain't making me laugh, but I get it.

to:

-->'''Meatwad''': -->'''Meatwad:''' I get it. It ain't making me laugh, but I get it.



--> Nana: We are gathered here today, to celebrate the union of Gladys and Walker. [[note]] In this case, it's supposed to sound like "Glass of Water''[[/note]]
--> (Nina gasps)
--> Nana: If there's any reason these two should not be wed, speak now, or forever hold your peace. [[note]] This is supposed to sound like "forever hold your pee".[[/note]]
--> Nina: I can't! I need to go!
* In the WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck episode "Tiff of the Titans," Fenton comes in after Darkwing has used his chair secret passage that connects his secret hideout to his house. Fenton asks where [[SecretIdentity Drake]] has gone.
--> Launchpad: Oh. Uh... He went out for a spin. [[note]] The passage spins the chairs around to transport the people sitting in them back and forth between the two locations. [[/note]]
--> (Gosalyn and Honker glare at him in disgust)

to:

--> Nana: -->'''Nana:''' We are gathered here today, to celebrate the union of Gladys and Walker. [[note]] In this case, it's supposed to sound like "Glass of Water''[[/note]]
--> (Nina gasps)
--> Nana:
Water''[[/note]]\\
''[Nina gasps]''\\
'''Nana:'''
If there's any reason these two should not be wed, speak now, or forever hold your peace. [[note]] This is supposed to sound like "forever hold your pee".[[/note]]
--> Nina:
[[/note]]\\
'''Nina:'''
I can't! I need to go!
* In the WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck ''WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck'' episode "Tiff of the Titans," Fenton comes in after Darkwing has used his chair secret passage that connects his secret hideout to his house. Fenton asks where [[SecretIdentity Drake]] has gone.
--> Launchpad: -->'''Launchpad:''' Oh. Uh... He went out for a spin. [[note]] The passage spins the chairs around to transport the people sitting in them back and forth between the two locations. [[/note]]
--> (Gosalyn
[[/note]]\\
''[Gosalyn
and Honker glare at him in disgust)disgust]''



-->'''Optimus Primal:''' (''gasps, then dejectedly'') [[CatchPhrase Well, that's just Prime]].\\
'''Rattrap:''' Ohh, what's left of him, anyway. (''Rhinox delivers a DopeSlap'') D'oh!

to:

-->'''Optimus Primal:''' (''gasps, ''[gasps, then dejectedly'') dejectedly]'' [[CatchPhrase Well, that's just Prime]].\\
'''Rattrap:''' Ohh, what's left of him, anyway. (''Rhinox ''[Rhinox delivers a DopeSlap'') DopeSlap]'' D'oh!
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* Film/FlashGordon has a terrible one. Flash asks a wounded ally if he's all right, and gets the reply "He only winged me!" The ally is a Hawkman, who's was shown to be hit in the wing.

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* Film/FlashGordon ''Film/{{Flash Gordon|1980}}'' has a terrible one. Flash asks a wounded ally if he's all right, and gets the reply "He only winged me!" The ally is a Hawkman, who's who was shown to be hit in the wing.
9th Jan '17 6:53:29 AM Silverblade2
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* * ''Series/MadamSecretary'': One of Liz's staffers writes a speech on fisheries that, from the snippets we hear, seems to consist of [[HurricaneOfPuns nothing but a string of ocean-related puns]]. About five puns in the other staffers tell him to knock it off.

to:

* * ''Series/MadamSecretary'': One of Liz's staffers writes a speech on fisheries that, from the snippets we hear, seems to consist of [[HurricaneOfPuns nothing but a string of ocean-related puns]]. About five puns in the other staffers tell him to knock it off.off.
* In ''Series/Lucifer2016''', a guy tries to hit on Chloe.
-->'''guy:''' Are you from Tennessee?\\
'''Chloe:''' No.\\
'''guy:'''Because you're the only ten I see.\\
'''Lucifer:''' Oh, you poor soul. Does that actually work?\\
'''guy (ashamed):''' No.\\
'''Lucifer:'''No, I didn't think so.
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