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3rd Dec '17 9:58:04 PM shinykittie
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* Implied with the energy drinks Alex buys in ''Film/StepsTroddenBlack.'' With names like ''Hurricane Handjob'' and ''Cocaine Tears,'' what else would they be?
2nd Nov '17 7:18:30 AM Diyoke
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* Tyrant's coffee from [[Anime/KatekyoHitmanReborn Bolt from the Blue]] and [[Fanfiction/BlackSky Black Sky]] both by Umei no Mai.
19th Oct '17 1:51:09 PM DrFraud
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* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6438802/1/A-Spark-of-Genius A Spark of Genius]]'' the Flash was once given a large coffee that was actually an entire ''truck'' worth of coffee shrunk down to size. Flash's CaffeineBulletTime has him doing things like disassembling an entire village that was in the path of a volcano's lava flow and reassembling it several miles away within a quarter second.

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* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6438802/1/A-Spark-of-Genius A Spark of Genius]]'' the Flash was once given a large coffee that was actually an entire ''truck'' worth of coffee shrunk down to size. Flash's CaffeineBulletTime has had him doing things like disassembling an entire village that was in the path of a volcano's lava flow and reassembling it several miles away within a quarter second.second.
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4780695/2/A-Collection-of-Harmonious-OneShots A Collection of Harmonious OneShots]]'':
-->[Harry] grabbed a mug, milk and sugar and prepared what Hermione referred to as a 'brickie-brew'; coffee so strong it could be used to melt through bank vaults.
19th Oct '17 8:39:21 AM shawnmstewart
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* Anthony Carver from ''Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt'' makes [[http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/?p=1883 something of this sort]] when he's on field expeditions.
6th Oct '17 3:20:31 PM PixelKnight
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** Which is why Sam Vimes must ''never'' touch the stuff; he lives in a permanent state of knurd. Even after getting blotto on some of CMOT Dibbler's 150% proof (or circumstantial evidence) moonshine, two drops of the stuff is enough for him to start screaming, though it was Red Desert special, so probably stronger than normal. The rest of the Watch had to give him half a glass of whisky to get him comfortably sober.

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** Which is why Sam Vimes must ''never'' touch the stuff; he lives in a permanent state of knurd. Even after getting blotto on some of CMOT Dibbler's 150% 300 proof (or circumstantial evidence) moonshine, two drops of the stuff is enough for him to start screaming, though it was Red Desert special, so probably stronger than normal. The rest of the Watch had to give him half a glass of whisky to get him comfortably sober.
15th Sep '17 4:37:57 AM Zungentod
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* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afri-Cola Afri-Cola]] has 250mg of caffeine per bottle, making it more potent than Jolt.

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* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afri-Cola Afri-Cola]] has 250mg of caffeine per litre bottle, making it more potent than Jolt.about three times as much as Coca Cola and Pepsi.
20th Aug '17 3:33:06 AM AgProv
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** The Discworld is the home of the TropeNamer. Klatchian Coffee is so potent that it can take you right through sobriety and out the other side, into a state of horrifying depressive hyper-awareness known as knurd ([[SdrawkcabName "drunk" spelled backwards]]). In order to offset its effects, Klatchian Coffee enthusiasts typically drink Desert Orakh (one of several Discworld {{Gargle Blaster}}s) to make sure they're safely drunk.

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** The Discworld is the home of the TropeNamer. Klatchian Coffee is so potent that it can take you right through sobriety and out the other side, into a state of horrifying depressive hyper-awareness known as knurd ([[SdrawkcabName "drunk" spelled backwards]]). In order to offset its effects, Klatchian Coffee enthusiasts typically drink Desert Orakh (one of several Discworld {{Gargle Blaster}}s) to make sure they're safely drunk. One of the strongest available beans is called the ''Klatchnikov'', as in "a shot of coffee".
17th Jun '17 10:03:40 PM karstovich2
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* Somewhat similar to chifir' is Saidi[[note]]Upper (i.e. Southern) Egyptian[[/note]] tea. It consists of about 3 teaspoons of tea boiled over a strong flame for about 5 minutes, producing, in essence, a 1/9 recipe of chifir'. This gets back up to chifir' levels when you consider that it's drunk in full servings rather than sips, meaning that you drink substantially more than nine times the amount you typically take of chifir'--although some will drink it with milk (diluting it slightly), the fact that it usually includes ungodly amounts of sugar (to mask the bitterness of such strong tea) makes up for it. And Saidis often drink several cups at one sitting. Visitors from Lower Egypt and elsewhere typically go haywire after half a glass; a Westerner who had a cup once called it "suicide tea" because of its capacity to induce extreme wakefulness and extremely rapid heart rate.

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* Somewhat similar to chifir' is Saidi[[note]]Upper (i.Saidi tea (tea in the fashion of Upper--i.e. Southern) Egyptian[[/note]] tea.Southern--Egypt). It consists of about 3 teaspoons of tea boiled over a strong flame for about 5 minutes, producing, in essence, a 1/9 recipe of chifir'. This gets back up to chifir' levels when you consider that it's drunk in full servings rather than sips, meaning that you drink substantially more than nine times the amount you typically take of chifir'--although some will drink it with milk (diluting it slightly), the fact that it usually includes ungodly amounts of sugar (to mask the bitterness of such strong tea) makes up for it. And Saidis often drink several cups at one sitting. Visitors from Lower Egypt and elsewhere typically go haywire after half a glass; a Westerner who had a cup once called it "suicide tea" because of its capacity to induce extreme wakefulness and extremely rapid heart rate.
4th Jun '17 4:11:30 PM AriRockefeller
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* WebVideo/EpicMealTime routinely uses Four Loko--once referred to as "alcoholic unicorn blood"--in some of their cooking videos. They would make it clear when they were using the "pre-ban shit" (when the formula was given a ReTool and was just another Monster-like energy drink) to emphasize the "epicness" due to the dangerous combination of alcohol and caffeine. Indeed, [[AwesomeMcCoolName MusclesGlasses']] famous [[MushroomSamba breakdown]] in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eah23WvLYsQ Chili Four Loko]] is a direct result of consuming so much of it with the massive amount of chili and bacon (he'd later have to be stuffed into the bathroom for several hours to dry off).
20th May '17 1:04:12 PM nombretomado
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** Then there's [[http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20030418 "Sid's Insidious Syrup."]] Flavored with "distilled UseNet bitterness". Better known as ''[[Franchise/CthulhuMythos Hastur.]]''

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** Then there's [[http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20030418 "Sid's Insidious Syrup."]] Flavored with "distilled UseNet Website/{{UseNet}} bitterness". Better known as ''[[Franchise/CthulhuMythos Hastur.]]''
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