History Main / KlatchianCoffee

18th Apr '16 2:40:57 AM Seraph
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** Garfield has been known to drink coffee so strong, [[http://garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=1997&addr=970611 it can even eat a donut]]... or [[AteTheSpoon the spoon(s)]] [[http://garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=1987&addr=871201 he uses to stir it.]]
** He also likes coffee so thick that after a few seconds of pouring, [[http://garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=1984&addr=840529 you can let go of the coffeepot and it won't fall.]]
** [[http://garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=1987&addr=871020 In one strip:]]

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** Garfield has been known to drink coffee so strong, [[http://garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=1997&addr=970611 com/comic/1997-06-11 it can even eat a donut]]... or [[AteTheSpoon the spoon(s)]] [[http://garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=1987&addr=871201 com/comic/1987-12-01 he uses to stir it.]]
** He also likes coffee so thick that after a few seconds of pouring, [[http://garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=1984&addr=840529 com/comic/1984-05-29 you can let go of the coffeepot and it won't fall.]]
** [[http://garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=1987&addr=871020 com/comic/1987-10-20 In one strip:]]
25th Mar '16 4:05:15 PM LondonKdS
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* In the ''Series/{{Farscape}}'' episode "Dream A Little Dream", Rygel gives Chiana some stimulant pills as a hangover cure, warning her not to take the whole lot. Chiana, [[TheLadette being Chiana]], naturally does, and spends the following scene spectacularly tweaking out.
5th Feb '16 8:26:16 PM tsstevens
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** The other unfortunate side effect is this can, and has, led to a sort of home brew version of roid rage where drinkers become, for lack of a better word, overstimulated and go off the show from the combination of the caffeine hit and alcohol impairment.
5th Feb '16 8:19:28 PM tsstevens
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* Consuming too much caffeine will result in shaking, vomiting, and anxiety attacks. Too much coffee (try drinking a two liter bottle of Farmers Union or using the whole jar for one cup) can also indice nausea, sickness and diarrhea.

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* Consuming too much caffeine will result in shaking, vomiting, and anxiety attacks. Too much coffee (try Try drinking a two liter bottle of Farmers Union or using the whole jar for one cup) can also indice cup (or better yet, [[DontTryThisAtHome don't,]] read on for why) induces nausea, sickness and diarrhea.
28th Jan '16 6:31:47 PM Lopiny
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* ''Videogame/FallenLondon'' and ''Videogame/SunlessSea'' have Darkdrop Coffee. Mr Wines tends to joke it's "[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Not actually brewed from bat guano!]]", but it truly isn't, it's just regular coffee beans grown in the middle of the Elder Continent, which due to the presence of a certain glowing mountain tends to give them unusual intensity. Players drinking it will find their available actions refreshed (in a game where they gain one every ten minutes, the coffee gives them ten at once) at the cost of minor damage to themselves (well, minor by the standards of "Argh, I've been poisoned"). It's also really popular in Irem, due to the fact reality's grasp on the city is tenuous as it is, and falling asleep can make someone physically fall straight into DreamLand.

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* ''Videogame/FallenLondon'' and ''Videogame/SunlessSea'' have Darkdrop Coffee. Mr Wines tends to joke it's "[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Not actually brewed from bat guano!]]", but it truly isn't, it's just regular coffee beans grown in the middle of the Elder Continent, which due to the presence of a certain glowing mountain tends to give them unusual intensity. Players drinking it will find their available actions refreshed (in a game where they gain one every ten minutes, the coffee gives them ten at once) at the cost of minor damage to themselves (well, minor by the standards of "Argh, I've been poisoned"). It's also really popular in Irem, due to the fact reality's grasp on the city is tenuous as it is, and falling asleep can make someone physically fall straight into DreamLand. One of your crew occasionally speculates you could actually run your ship on the raw beans if you ran out of coal.
21st Jan '16 8:26:07 PM Jake
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* [[Literature/TheDresdenFiles Harry Dresden]] makes a potion with this effect in ''Literature/FoolMoon''. Naturally, the liquid base is coffee, and other ingredients include a doughnut (breakfast of champions), dawn sunshine, and cheery music. Drinking it takes him from beaten up and worn out to whistling ''Carmen'' and composing a poem about autumn.

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* [[Literature/TheDresdenFiles Harry Dresden]] makes a potion with this effect in ''Literature/FoolMoon''. Naturally, the liquid base is coffee, and other ingredients include a doughnut (breakfast of champions), dawn sunshine, and cheery music. Drinking it takes him from beaten up and worn out to whistling ''Carmen'' and composing a poem about autumn.autumn, and effortlessly mopping the floor with a pack of [[OurWerewolvesAreDifferent loup-garou]]... [[HeroicRROD until it wears off.]]
25th Dec '15 6:25:46 PM WillKeaton
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* [[http://www.funraniumlabs.com/the-black-blood-of-the-earth/ The Black Blood of the Earth]]. [[ReadingsAreOffTheScale No one knows exactly how much caffeine is in it]], but the recommendation based on the maker's tests is that even caffeine addicts should not consume more than 100 milliliters per day. (Calculations suggest that's like saying you shouldn't drink more than a gallon of regular coffee per day.)

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* [[http://www.funraniumlabs.com/the-black-blood-of-the-earth/ The Black Blood of the Earth]]. Earth.]] [[ReadingsAreOffTheScale No one knows exactly how much caffeine is in it]], but the recommendation based on the maker's tests is that even caffeine addicts should not consume more than 100 milliliters per day. (Calculations suggest that's like saying you shouldn't drink more than a gallon of regular coffee per day.)



* Comedian Ralphie May talks about his first run-in with [[http://youtu.be/eH4ZpwTse-g Cuban coffee.]] Of course, he drank way too much, as as he put it "for the first 30 minutes, I could see into the future!" and then promptly [[PottyFailure crapped his pants]] when he was done. [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuban_espresso Its wikipedia page]] as well as similar [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vietnamese_iced_coffee Vietnamese]] and [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_filter_coffee South Indian]].

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* Comedian Ralphie May talks about his first run-in with [[http://youtu.be/eH4ZpwTse-g Cuban coffee.]] Of course, he drank way too much, as as he put it "for the first 30 minutes, I could see into the future!" and then promptly [[PottyFailure crapped his pants]] when he was done. [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuban_espresso Its wikipedia page]] as well as similar [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vietnamese_iced_coffee Vietnamese]] and [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_filter_coffee South Indian]].Indian.]]
25th Dec '15 6:25:14 PM WillKeaton
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* ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'': After drinking a hundred cups of coffee in one day, Fry gains super-speed, which enables him to rescue everyone from a burning building and then extinguish the fire.

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* ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'': After drinking a hundred cups of coffee in one day, [[CaffeineBulletTime Fry gains super-speed, super-speed,]] which enables him to rescue everyone from a burning building and then extinguish the fire.
25th Dec '15 6:21:30 PM WillKeaton
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* ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'': Although the coffee itself in [[{{Dystopia}} 4U City]] isn't that remarkable, the concentrate [[http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/100416 doubles as an explosive]].

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* ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'': Although the coffee itself in [[{{Dystopia}} 4U City]] isn't that remarkable, the concentrate [[http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/100416 doubles as an explosive]].explosive.]]



* Series/PicnicFace parodied this with [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs&ob=av3e Powerthirst]], an energy drink which makes outrageous claims about its potency; the drink was later Defictionalized and contains a staggering 190 mg of caffeine per 16 ounces. (For reference, Bawls Exxtra in the RealLife section of this page packs 150 milligrams per 16 ounces.) It's not as impressive as it sounds, that's the same dose as regular coffee. The end of the second video makes it pretty clear what you are drinking:

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* Series/PicnicFace parodied this with [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs&ob=av3e Powerthirst]], Powerthirst,]] an energy drink which makes outrageous claims about its potency; the drink was later Defictionalized and contains a staggering 190 mg of caffeine per 16 ounces. (For reference, Bawls Exxtra in the RealLife section of this page packs 150 milligrams per 16 ounces.) It's not as impressive as it sounds, that's the same dose as regular coffee. The end of the second video makes it pretty clear what you are drinking:
25th Dec '15 6:20:53 PM WillKeaton
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** Dora Bianchi is capable of creating such a brew [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=800 when the need arises]].
** Taken UpToEleven with this [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1776 concoction]] and then some with this [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1711 guest comic]].

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** Dora Bianchi is capable of creating such a brew [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=800 when the need arises]].
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** Taken UpToEleven with this [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1776 concoction]] and then some with this [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1711 guest comic]].comic.]]
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