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1st Dec '16 12:39:26 PM abby-anne
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* Elle King at least in the song "Ex's and Oh's". As the music video shows, she is fat, though not really ugly, but has no problem getting several different dudes.
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24th Nov '16 3:30:34 AM Morgenthaler
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* The characters played by SidJames in the ''Film/CarryOn'' films are usually pretty successful with much younger women, although James was middle-aged at the time and certainly no oil painting. Up to a point, it became a parody of his own life.

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* The characters played by SidJames Creator/SidJames in the ''Film/CarryOn'' films are usually pretty successful with much younger women, although James was middle-aged at the time and certainly no oil painting. Up to a point, it became a parody of his own life.
17th Nov '16 2:47:12 PM Kalaong
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** Said woman ends up sleeping with him just ''minutes'' later.

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** Said by a woman who ends up sleeping with him just ''minutes'' later.
17th Nov '16 2:45:59 PM Kalaong
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-->'''Eddie Valiant''': ''She's'' married to Roger Rabbit?!
-->'''WesternAnimation/BettyBoop''': Yeah, what a lucky girl.

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-->'''Eddie Valiant''': ''She's'' married to Roger Rabbit?!
-->'''WesternAnimation/BettyBoop''':
Rabbit?!\\
'''WesternAnimation/BettyBoop''':
Yeah, what a lucky girl.


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* Darryl Van Horne from ''Franchise/TheWitchesOfEastwick'' is described as;
-->'''Alexandra''': I think--no, I am positive--that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. You know, in the short time we've been together, you have demonstrated ''every'' loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking you smell]]. [[InsultToRocks You're not even interesting enough to make me sick]].
** Said woman ends up sleeping with him just ''minutes'' later.
6th Nov '16 8:56:47 AM Slothjr
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* Mark E Smith of Music/TheFall is a skinny dwarf withered and worn by decades of alcohol and meth, and has an infamously foul temper to boot. How did he manage to get married not one, not two, but three times (and having various other girlfriends) is still a mystery. Hell, have a look at his third (and current) wife, [[https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5067/5788672234_7b30ecff92_b.jpg Elena Poulou]].

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* Mark E Smith of Music/TheFall is a skinny looks like the dwarf withered and from TwinPeaks, only worn by decades of alcohol and meth, and has an infamously foul temper to boot. How did he manage to get married not one, not two, but three times (and having various other girlfriends) is still a mystery. Hell, have a look at his third (and current) wife, [[https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5067/5788672234_7b30ecff92_b.jpg Elena Poulou]].
6th Nov '16 8:53:13 AM Slothjr
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* Mark E Smith of Music/TheFall is a skinny dwarf withered and worn by decades of alcohol and meth, and has an infamously foul temper to boot. How did he manage to get married not one, not two, but three times (and having various other girlfriends) is still a mystery. Hell, have a look at his third (and current) wife, [[https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5067/5788672234_7b30ecff92_b.jpg Elena Poulou]].
4th Nov '16 11:46:04 PM kazokuhouou
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* Peter Potamus in ''WesternAnimation/HarveyBirdmanAttorneyAtLaw'' is literally a [[FunnyAnimal purple hippo]], yet that doesn't stop him from often picking up human women.
3rd Nov '16 2:08:09 PM skadooshbag
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* VideoGame/{{Skyrim}}. another aforementioned character customization/ romantic sidequests game. Despite the fact that the "romance" in this game has so little substance, intricacy, or overall game consequence that the comprehensive guide only gives the marriage section two or three pages, the company that developed the game is (in)famous for favoring smoothness and balance of mechanics over logic and realism so much that the end results tend to have outrageous and often comic implications(the previous game allowed anyone with an alchemy table to craft a magic potion of fire resistance from two ordinary hunks of cheese). First, none of the potential partners were designed with specifically romance in mind; they seem to have been selected at random from across the board, from contract-giving guild leaders to minor characters otherwise barley above background-level. Some are old, some young. Their personalities vary widly. Just about all the races turn up on this list. The entire roster is always available to you, regardless of your character's age, sex, or even of which race you picked, ''two of which are anthropomorphic animals''.

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* VideoGame/{{Skyrim}}. another aforementioned character customization/ romantic sidequests game. Despite the fact that the "romance" in this game has so little substance, intricacy, or overall game consequence that the comprehensive guide only gives the marriage section two or three pages, the company that developed the game is (in)famous for favoring smoothness and balance of mechanics over logic and realism so much that the end results tend to have outrageous and often comic implications(the previous game allowed anyone with an alchemy table to craft a magic potion of fire resistance from two ordinary hunks of cheese). First, none of the potential partners were designed with specifically romance in mind; they seem to have been selected at random from across the board, board from the already-existing characters, from contract-giving guild leaders to minor characters otherwise barley above background-level. Some are old, some young. Their personalities vary widly. Just about all the races turn up on this list. The entire roster is always available to you, regardless of your character's age, sex, or even of which race you picked, ''two of which are anthropomorphic animals''.
3rd Nov '16 2:06:56 PM skadooshbag
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* This essentially applies for any game where [[CharacterCustomization you can make your character as ugly as the character creator allows]] and pursue {{Romance Sidequest}}s with no problems whatsoever.

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* This essentially applies for any game where that has both [[CharacterCustomization you can make your character as ugly as the character creator allows]] freely-customizable PC facial structure]] and pursue {{Romance Sidequest}}s with no problems whatsoever.Sidequest}}s. Think about it.



* ''Franchise/MassEffect'': No matter how ugly you make him, Commander Shepard can always get the girl (and a couple of guys), regardless of species even. To the point that his own squadmates will get a crush on him.

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* ''Franchise/MassEffect'': No matter how ugly you make him, Commander Shepard can always get an aforementioned character customization/romanctic sidequests game, with the girl (and a couple additional feature of guys), regardless of species even. To the point humanoid aliens and blue-skinned space babes for partner options. [[note]]and in a sci-fi world that his own squadmates will get otherwise puts a crush on him.remarkable amount of effort towards scientific realism. [[/note]]



* This is possible in VideoGame/{{Skyrim}}. While it's theoretically possible to make a fairly attractive PC of any race, most don't. This leads to the fair people of Skyrim all lusting after a grizzly, heavily scarred weirdo wearing dragon bones (and who may very well be an anthropomorphic cat or lizard, no less), which also allows for female examples. Granted, Skyrim is basically a place full of [[BloodKnight Blood Knights]], so these traits might be considered very attractive in their culture.
** In order to get the option to marry someone, you first need to do something that impresses them - whether this is fetching some firewood, killing ten bears, besting them at fisticuffs or ''murdering their ex-lover'' depends on the person. Clearly, what wins them over is you being capable and caring, with looks coming second if at all.

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* This is possible in VideoGame/{{Skyrim}}. While it's theoretically possible to make a fairly attractive PC of any race, most don't. This leads to *VideoGame/{{Skyrim}}. another aforementioned character customization/ romantic sidequests game. Despite the fair people fact that the "romance" in this game has so little substance, intricacy, or overall game consequence that the comprehensive guide only gives the marriage section two or three pages, the company that developed the game is (in)famous for favoring smoothness and balance of Skyrim mechanics over logic and realism so much that the end results tend to have outrageous and often comic implications(the previous game allowed anyone with an alchemy table to craft a magic potion of fire resistance from two ordinary hunks of cheese). First, none of the potential partners were designed with specifically romance in mind; they seem to have been selected at random from across the board, from contract-giving guild leaders to minor characters otherwise barley above background-level. Some are old, some young. Their personalities vary widly. Just about all lusting after a grizzly, heavily scarred weirdo wearing dragon bones (and who may very well be an the races turn up on this list. The entire roster is always available to you, regardless of your character's age, sex, or even of which race you picked, ''two of which are anthropomorphic cat or lizard, no less), which also allows for female examples. Granted, Skyrim is basically a place full of [[BloodKnight Blood Knights]], so these traits might be considered very attractive in their culture.
animals''.
** In order to get the option to marry someone, you first need to do something that impresses them - whether this is fetching some firewood, killing ten bears, besting them at fisticuffs or ''murdering their ex-lover'' depends on the person. Clearly, what wins them over is you being capable and caring, with looks coming second if at all.This, however, seems to be true of every fourth or so townsperson by default.



* Bella from ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' could count. She describes herself as 'plain,' is a complete bitch to everyone, and yet she has boys flocking to her. Heck, five guys ask her to the school dance in the very first book! She has three men (Edward and Jacob, of course, and Mike continuously shows interest well into the series) remain vying for her attention months after her arrival, when she remains standoffish and rather rude. However, it's heavily implied that she's much more attractive than she gives herself credit for.

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* Bella from ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' could count. She describes herself as 'plain,' is a complete bitch to everyone, and yet she has boys flocking to her. Heck, five guys ask her to the school dance in the very first book! She has three men (Edward and Jacob, of course, and Mike continuously shows interest well into the series) remain vying for her attention months after her arrival, when she remains standoffish and rather rude. However, it's heavily implied that she's much more attractive than she gives herself credit for. [[note]]Actually, Belle seems eerily similar to a MarySue character after reading this, doesn't she? [[/note]]



* Big Boo from ''Series/OrangeIsTheNewBlack'' - a self-professed diesel dyke that is neither beautiful nor [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold a particularly endearing person]], she still ties the other skirt chaser Nicky in a contest for most women screwed. (Then again, ''they ARE in prison'')
* ''Series/MyNameIsEarl'': Patty The Daytime Hooker. She's a HollywoodHomely {{Streetwalker}} who is obviously in her 40's or 50's, and she's very open about being a prostitute. Yet she's slept with every straight and bisexual man in Camden...and all of them enjoyed it (even when she turned out ''not'' to be the comely young beauty in her newspaper ads). (Then again, if there are enough prostitutes in the world who somehow manage to stay in business despite being extremely wrinkly and ugly for it to become a recognized trope in the first place, then maybe it shouldn't come as that big a surprise.)

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* Big Boo from ''Series/OrangeIsTheNewBlack'' - a self-professed diesel dyke that is neither beautiful nor [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold a particularly endearing person]], she still ties the other skirt chaser Nicky in a contest for most women screwed. (Then [[note]]Then again, ''they ARE they ''are'' in prison'')
''prison'' after all, what with prison life being ''the entire theme of the show''. [[/note]]
* ''Series/MyNameIsEarl'': Patty The Daytime Hooker. She's a HollywoodHomely {{Streetwalker}} who is obviously in her 40's or 50's, and she's very open about being a prostitute. Yet she's slept with every straight and bisexual man in Camden...and all of them enjoyed it (even when she turned out ''not'' to be the comely young beauty in her newspaper ads). (Then [[note]]Then again, if there are enough prostitutes in the world who somehow manage to stay in business despite being extremely wrinkly and ugly for it to become a recognized trope in the first place, then maybe it shouldn't come as that big a surprise.)is there really any reason to think this particular example to be any different? [[/note]]



* In Myth/EgyptianMythology, the goddess Tawaret takes the form of a hippo with saggy breasts like those of an old woman. Yet she has multiple lovers (most notably Sobek), and she is pretty much always pregnant. So she must have been doing ''something'' right!

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* In Myth/EgyptianMythology, the goddess Tawaret takes the form of a hippo with saggy breasts like those of an old woman. Yet she has multiple lovers (most notably Sobek), and she is pretty much always pregnant. So she must have been doing ''something'' right!right! [[note]] Then again, these ''are'' *ancient pagan gods* we're talking about, so who knows? [[/note]]



* ''Franchise/MassEffect'': No matter how ugly you make her, Commander Shepard can always get the guy (and a couple of girls), regardless of race even. To the point that her own squadmates will get a crush on her.

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* This essentially applies for any game that has both [[CharacterCustomization freely-customizable PC facial structure]] and {{Romance Sidequest}}s. Think about it.
* ''Franchise/MassEffect'': No matter how ugly you make her, Commander Shepard can always get an aforementioned character customization/romanctic sidequests game, with the guy (and a couple additional feature of girls), regardless of race even. To the point humanoid aliens and blue-skinned space babes for partner options [[note]] and in a sci-fi world that her own squadmates will get otherwise puts a crush on her.remarkable amount of effort towards scientific realism. [[/note]]



* This is possible in VideoGame/{{Skyrim}}. While it's theoretically possible to make a fairly attractive PC of any race, most don't. This leads to the fair people of Skyrim all lusting after a grizzly, heavily scarred weirdo wearing dragon bones, which also allows for female examples. Granted, Skyrim is basically a place full of [[BloodKnight Blood Knights]], so these traits might be seen as sexy by the local townspeople.

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* This is possible in VideoGame/{{Skyrim}}. While it's theoretically possible to make a fairly attractive PC of any race, most don't. This leads to the fair people of Skyrim all lusting after a grizzly, heavily scarred weirdo wearing dragon bones, which also allows for female examples. Granted, [[note]]Granted, Skyrim is basically a place full of [[BloodKnight Blood Knights]], so these traits might be seen as sexy by the local townspeople.
3rd Nov '16 11:23:02 AM skadooshbag
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* ''Series/MyNameIsEarl'': Patty The Daytime Hooker. She's a HollywoodHomely {{Streetwalker}} who is obviously in her 40's or 50's, and she's very open about being a prostitute. Yet she's slept with every straight and bisexual man in Camden...and all of them enjoyed it (even when she turned out ''not'' to be the comely young beauty in her newspaper ads).

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* ''Series/MyNameIsEarl'': Patty The Daytime Hooker. She's a HollywoodHomely {{Streetwalker}} who is obviously in her 40's or 50's, and she's very open about being a prostitute. Yet she's slept with every straight and bisexual man in Camden...and all of them enjoyed it (even when she turned out ''not'' to be the comely young beauty in her newspaper ads). (Then again, if there are enough prostitutes in the world who somehow manage to stay in business despite being extremely wrinkly and ugly for it to become a recognized trope in the first place, then maybe it shouldn't come as that big a surprise.)
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