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1st Jul '14 10:56:18 AM SeptimusHeap
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->''"So, you know what the moral of this story is, kids? If you see Jiz in a mall and she offers you some cool candy- maybe some blow or some weed- you better run the fuck the other way, because I'm gonna put you in the sex slave trade, and then I'm gonna fuck your shit up! I'm gonna make you have abortions, I'll make you take loads, and then, eventually, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! Jiz."''
-->-- '''Jiz'''

A GagDub of ''JemAndTheHolograms'', created by "Sienna D'Enema".

Currently has 19 videos to its name:
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOXYZzGeOiA Jiz!!!]] and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs4vsZNlV8E Jiz Sequel]], two series of shorts based on the {{public service announcement}}s in ''Jem''
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAK108u2xAs The Abortion Episode]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3C5SeNcVpQ Jiz and the Mammograms]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpjO2gXkIjQ Chrissie - Dreams of a Cum Catcher]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfqO7zmd0oA It Gets Worse]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2uIyrTOQDA Laura - Taking it up the Chocolate Yahweh]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwGWT7SGsT0 Jiz is on Twitter @jizismyname]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz7bqQxb8OE Jiz Presents: Bye Bye Ba Nee]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR4cL3Y3BsY Colonic]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2mYfwX52Bs Jiz - A Very Special Drug Episode]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMCMR3N6QyM Abortion Remix]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X-gwN1TGOU Kimber is a Dirty Lezzie]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TSaiwcbexI Let's Have a Pee Pee]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Cti8jr-YAs Jiz and the 40th Annual Porn Awards]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNt1rn7_Yqk Break Like a Hymen]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=848kkKahRzk Jiz Gets Political]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzFsS-Y4Fm4 The 10 Commandments of Jiz]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47zHLMOqsD0 Jiz is Dead]]

Needless to say, this series is NSFW.

Worth noting that Samantha Newark, the original voice of Jem, is [[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/26/samantha-newark-voice-jem-holograms_n_981792.html aware]] of the series and thinks it's hilarious.
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!Contains:
* ActuallyPrettyFunny: Inverted.
--> Kimber: At least have the motherfucking decency to insult me with jokes that are actaully fucking funny.
* AmbiguouslyGay: Coupled with AmbiguousGender. Depending on the short, Jiz could be a straight woman, a lesbian, or a gay man. Maybe Jiz is a trisexual hermaphrodite.
** Lampshaded in "Jiz Gets Political"
--> '''Jiz:''' I'm here for you to suck my dick!
--> '''John Boehner:''' Wait a minute, you have a dick? Ugh!
--> '''Jiz:''' I do in this episode!
* AnAesop: Most of the Starlight girl-centered installments seem to have a "lesson" at the end...or Jiz discussing the lack of one.
* BearsAreBadNews: Ba Nee gets eaten by a group of them, thanks to Jiz.
* BlackComedyRape: "Oh my God, don't rape meeeee."
-->Aja: If I do not get high, I'll remember the rape. ''[[{{Beat}} [=[beat]=]]]'' Oh my God, I was raped!
-->Shana: "No" means "Yes" in Jamaica, mon.
* CatchPhrase: Ba Nee says "Eat my pussy" so much, she gets killed for it.
* ComingOutStory: Kimber in "Kimber is a Dirty Lezzie." Jiz is so homophobic that [[spoiler:Kimber ends up marrying Ellen Degeneres in an attempt to be accepted.]]
* CountryMatters
* TheChewToy: most of the girl's in Jiz's sex trade, except Chrissy
** No one really likes Ba Nee. To the point where Jiz ''feeds her to bears.''
** Laura aka "Shitty Panties." After being ridiculed (and most likely molested) by Jiz, she escapes to join a group of fundamentalist Christians who are also horrible to her.
** Ashley gets dynamite put into a very uncomfortable place and gets blown up when Jiz forgets to rescue her.
* ChildrenAreAWaste / BlackComedy: On the Pro-Life vs. Pro-Choice debate, Jiz is neither. She's Anti-Life.
* DefiantToTheEnd: Ba Nee
* EmbarrassingNickname: Ever since the commercial videos, Jiz simply refers to Laura as "Shitty Panties."
* EverybodyHasLotsOfSex:
* EveryoneIsBi: PlayedForLaughs.
** NoBisexuals: "But's let be honest...they're just kidding themselves..."
* FacingTheBulletsOneLiner:
--> '''Jiz:''' So, any last words?
--> '''Ba Nee:''' Just three: [[spoiler: [[CatchPhrase eat my pussy!]] ]]
--> [[spoiler:'''Jiz''': [[ForegoneConclusion I'll kill you!]] ]]
* FanDisservice: ''Nothing'' Jiz does is actually meant to be titillating.
* TheFundamentalist: Laura belongs to a group.
* {{Gayngst}}: Parodied but ultimately Defied. When Jiz harasses Kimber for coming out as a lesbian, Kimber isn't taking any of it. Also defied in "It Gets Worse"; being gay doesn't suck, growing up does.
* GoodGirlsAvoidAbortion: In the world of Jiz, ''refusing'' an abortion and having a baby is the "bad" choice. It's not that it is the more moral choice, it's just that Jiz will kill you if you refuse. She really likes abortions. Ironically, Jiz's mother unsuccesfully tried to abort her.
* {{Hell}}: Apparently the Miami from "Golden Shower Girls" serves as this to Jiz's world.
* IdenticalLookingAsians: When Aja [[spoiler: gets [[{{YourHeadASplode}} her head blown off]] by the electronic drug dealer,]] the Mamograms just kidnap the dry clening lady and put a blue wig on her. [[spoiler: Even the insurance company can't tell when they kill the new Aja to replace the old Aja's body.]]
* IllKillYou: Jiz threatens this a lot.
** [[spoiler: Taken [[{{UpToEleven}} Up To Eleven]] when Bea Arthur wins Best Up-the-Butt Actress. Jiz blows up all of the other nominees and burns down the theater the award ceremony is held in.]]
* LarynxDissonance: Jiz sounds a lot like [[{{WesternAnimation/Metalocalypse}} Nathan Explosion]]
* LampshadeHanging: Jiz frequently comments or complains about the [[{{WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs}} trippy]] ''JemAndTheHolograms'' music video sequences. Of course, in the GagDub, [[{{TheStoner}} she's usually high anyway]].
* MagicalComputer: The Electronic Drug Dealer.
* MushroomSamba: Laura steals Jiz's stash of angel dust to get closer to Jesus.
* OnlySaneMan: Rio
* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: "I don't hate you because you're Black; you're Black because I hate you."
* PublicServiceAnnouncement: It Gets Worse
-->Hey guys, it's me, Jiz. I've got a messege to all you pansies and bullldaggers out there...that are all getting bullied at school and shit...and you're thinking about killing yourselves. Well, I've got something to tell you: It gets worse. That's right, [[{{GrowingUpSucks}} you're gonna grow up and get a job, and its gonna suck. And then your gonna get a relationship, and it's gonna suck. And your gonna get old and fat and wrinkled, and it's gonna suck.]] Yeah. life sucks! But you know what doesn't suck? Gay sex! Gay sex is fucking awesome. I mean, you're gonna grow old, and your life's gonna be pitiful and stupid, ''[cue music]'' but at least you can look back and remember the fucking gay orgy that you had. There's still gonna be [[{{ADateWithRosiePalms}} all those memories to beat off to]]. So, I mean, [[{{CrossesTheLineTwice}} if your gonna kill yourelf, do it because life is fucking retarded]], not becasue you're a fucking queer. God!
* PunctuatedForEmphasis: see ToiletHumor
* RefugeInAudacity: The whole series. Just...all of it.
* ReligionIsWrong: Jiz claims Christianity is "a disease that kills millions."
** Just like Jiz!
* SadistShow
* SexSells: Jiz gets away with her abortion activity by having two of her girls make out for the man pressing charges.
* SirSwearsalot: Kimber
-->"I'm on a motherfucking camel in the motherfucking desert."
* SubvertedKidsShow:
* StealthPun: Harriet Upfucker.
* Streetwalker: Bobby.
* ToiletHumour: "Shitty panties!"
* TheUnintelligible: The Shitfits. Stormer's getting better, though.
** "Clitoris!"
* UnstoppableRage: Chrissie unleashes this upon Jamal, drowning him.
* VerbalTic: Kimber's tendency to say "motherfucking" nearly every other word.
* QueerPeopleAreFunny: Pretty much every sexual orientation and fetish imaginable is the punchline to a joke somewhere or another. "Tranny," "Lezzie," and "Fag" are particularly common.
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->''"So, you know what the moral of this story is, kids? If you see Jiz in a mall and she offers you some cool candy- maybe some blow or some weed- you better run the fuck the other way, because I'm gonna put you in the sex slave trade, and then I'm gonna fuck your shit up! I'm gonna make you have abortions, I'll make you take loads, and then, eventually, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! Jiz."''
-->-- '''Jiz'''

A GagDub of ''JemAndTheHolograms'', created by "Sienna D'Enema".

Currently has 19 videos to its name:
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOXYZzGeOiA Jiz!!!]] and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs4vsZNlV8E Jiz Sequel]], two series of shorts based on the {{public service announcement}}s in ''Jem''
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAK108u2xAs The Abortion Episode]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3C5SeNcVpQ Jiz and the Mammograms]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpjO2gXkIjQ Chrissie - Dreams of a Cum Catcher]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfqO7zmd0oA It Gets Worse]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2uIyrTOQDA Laura - Taking it up the Chocolate Yahweh]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwGWT7SGsT0 Jiz is on Twitter @jizismyname]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz7bqQxb8OE Jiz Presents: Bye Bye Ba Nee]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR4cL3Y3BsY Colonic]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2mYfwX52Bs Jiz - A Very Special Drug Episode]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMCMR3N6QyM Abortion Remix]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X-gwN1TGOU Kimber is a Dirty Lezzie]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TSaiwcbexI Let's Have a Pee Pee]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Cti8jr-YAs Jiz and the 40th Annual Porn Awards]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNt1rn7_Yqk Break Like a Hymen]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=848kkKahRzk Jiz Gets Political]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzFsS-Y4Fm4 The 10 Commandments of Jiz]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47zHLMOqsD0 Jiz is Dead]]

Needless to say, this series is NSFW.

Worth noting that Samantha Newark, the original voice of Jem, is [[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/26/samantha-newark-voice-jem-holograms_n_981792.html aware]] of the series and thinks it's hilarious.
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!Contains:
* ActuallyPrettyFunny: Inverted.
--> Kimber: At least have the motherfucking decency to insult me with jokes that are actaully fucking funny.
* AmbiguouslyGay: Coupled with AmbiguousGender. Depending on the short, Jiz could be a straight woman, a lesbian, or a gay man. Maybe Jiz is a trisexual hermaphrodite.
** Lampshaded in "Jiz Gets Political"
--> '''Jiz:''' I'm here for you to suck my dick!
--> '''John Boehner:''' Wait a minute, you have a dick? Ugh!
--> '''Jiz:''' I do in this episode!
* AnAesop: Most of the Starlight girl-centered installments seem to have a "lesson" at the end...or Jiz discussing the lack of one.
* BearsAreBadNews: Ba Nee gets eaten by a group of them, thanks to Jiz.
* BlackComedyRape: "Oh my God, don't rape meeeee."
-->Aja: If I do not get high, I'll remember the rape. ''[[{{Beat}} [=[beat]=]]]'' Oh my God, I was raped!
-->Shana: "No" means "Yes" in Jamaica, mon.
* CatchPhrase: Ba Nee says "Eat my pussy" so much, she gets killed for it.
* ComingOutStory: Kimber in "Kimber is a Dirty Lezzie." Jiz is so homophobic that [[spoiler:Kimber ends up marrying Ellen Degeneres in an attempt to be accepted.]]
* CountryMatters
* TheChewToy: most of the girl's in Jiz's sex trade, except Chrissy
** No one really likes Ba Nee. To the point where Jiz ''feeds her to bears.''
** Laura aka "Shitty Panties." After being ridiculed (and most likely molested) by Jiz, she escapes to join a group of fundamentalist Christians who are also horrible to her.
** Ashley gets dynamite put into a very uncomfortable place and gets blown up when Jiz forgets to rescue her.
* ChildrenAreAWaste / BlackComedy: On the Pro-Life vs. Pro-Choice debate, Jiz is neither. She's Anti-Life.
* DefiantToTheEnd: Ba Nee
* EmbarrassingNickname: Ever since the commercial videos, Jiz simply refers to Laura as "Shitty Panties."
* EverybodyHasLotsOfSex:
* EveryoneIsBi: PlayedForLaughs.
** NoBisexuals: "But's let be honest...they're just kidding themselves..."
* FacingTheBulletsOneLiner:
--> '''Jiz:''' So, any last words?
--> '''Ba Nee:''' Just three: [[spoiler: [[CatchPhrase eat my pussy!]] ]]
--> [[spoiler:'''Jiz''': [[ForegoneConclusion I'll kill you!]] ]]
* FanDisservice: ''Nothing'' Jiz does is actually meant to be titillating.
* TheFundamentalist: Laura belongs to a group.
* {{Gayngst}}: Parodied but ultimately Defied. When Jiz harasses Kimber for coming out as a lesbian, Kimber isn't taking any of it. Also defied in "It Gets Worse"; being gay doesn't suck, growing up does.
* GoodGirlsAvoidAbortion: In the world of Jiz, ''refusing'' an abortion and having a baby is the "bad" choice. It's not that it is the more moral choice, it's just that Jiz will kill you if you refuse. She really likes abortions. Ironically, Jiz's mother unsuccesfully tried to abort her.
* {{Hell}}: Apparently the Miami from "Golden Shower Girls" serves as this to Jiz's world.
* IdenticalLookingAsians: When Aja [[spoiler: gets [[{{YourHeadASplode}} her head blown off]] by the electronic drug dealer,]] the Mamograms just kidnap the dry clening lady and put a blue wig on her. [[spoiler: Even the insurance company can't tell when they kill the new Aja to replace the old Aja's body.]]
* IllKillYou: Jiz threatens this a lot.
** [[spoiler: Taken [[{{UpToEleven}} Up To Eleven]] when Bea Arthur wins Best Up-the-Butt Actress. Jiz blows up all of the other nominees and burns down the theater the award ceremony is held in.]]
* LarynxDissonance: Jiz sounds a lot like [[{{WesternAnimation/Metalocalypse}} Nathan Explosion]]
* LampshadeHanging: Jiz frequently comments or complains about the [[{{WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs}} trippy]] ''JemAndTheHolograms'' music video sequences. Of course, in the GagDub, [[{{TheStoner}} she's usually high anyway]].
* MagicalComputer: The Electronic Drug Dealer.
* MushroomSamba: Laura steals Jiz's stash of angel dust to get closer to Jesus.
* OnlySaneMan: Rio
* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: "I don't hate you because you're Black; you're Black because I hate you."
* PublicServiceAnnouncement: It Gets Worse
-->Hey guys, it's me, Jiz. I've got a messege to all you pansies and bullldaggers out there...that are all getting bullied at school and shit...and you're thinking about killing yourselves. Well, I've got something to tell you: It gets worse. That's right, [[{{GrowingUpSucks}} you're gonna grow up and get a job, and its gonna suck. And then your gonna get a relationship, and it's gonna suck. And your gonna get old and fat and wrinkled, and it's gonna suck.]] Yeah. life sucks! But you know what doesn't suck? Gay sex! Gay sex is fucking awesome. I mean, you're gonna grow old, and your life's gonna be pitiful and stupid, ''[cue music]'' but at least you can look back and remember the fucking gay orgy that you had. There's still gonna be [[{{ADateWithRosiePalms}} all those memories to beat off to]]. So, I mean, [[{{CrossesTheLineTwice}} if your gonna kill yourelf, do it because life is fucking retarded]], not becasue you're a fucking queer. God!
* PunctuatedForEmphasis: see ToiletHumor
* RefugeInAudacity: The whole series. Just...all of it.
* ReligionIsWrong: Jiz claims Christianity is "a disease that kills millions."
** Just like Jiz!
* SadistShow
* SexSells: Jiz gets away with her abortion activity by having two of her girls make out for the man pressing charges.
* SirSwearsalot: Kimber
-->"I'm on a motherfucking camel in the motherfucking desert."
* SubvertedKidsShow:
* StealthPun: Harriet Upfucker.
* Streetwalker: Bobby.
* ToiletHumour: "Shitty panties!"
* TheUnintelligible: The Shitfits. Stormer's getting better, though.
** "Clitoris!"
* UnstoppableRage: Chrissie unleashes this upon Jamal, drowning him.
* VerbalTic: Kimber's tendency to say "motherfucking" nearly every other word.
* QueerPeopleAreFunny: Pretty much every sexual orientation and fetish imaginable is the punchline to a joke somewhere or another. "Tranny," "Lezzie," and "Fag" are particularly common.
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18th Jun '14 7:22:40 AM Quietomega
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Currently has 18 videos to its name:

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Currently has 18 19 videos to its name:




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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47zHLMOqsD0 Jiz is Dead]]
14th Oct '13 3:01:21 PM CartoonBrewMonkey
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Added DiffLines:

** NoBisexuals: "But's let be honest...they're just kidding themselves..."
14th Oct '13 2:57:53 PM CartoonBrewMonkey
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* GoodGirlsAvoidAbortion: In the world of Jiz, ''refusing'' an abortion and having a baby is the "bad" choice. It's not that it is the more moral choice, it's just that Jiz will kill you if you refuse. She really likes abortions.

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* GoodGirlsAvoidAbortion: In the world of Jiz, ''refusing'' an abortion and having a baby is the "bad" choice. It's not that it is the more moral choice, it's just that Jiz will kill you if you refuse. She really likes abortions. Ironically, Jiz's mother unsuccesfully tried to abort her.
18th Sep '13 2:13:01 PM supersaver87
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Currently has 17 videos to its name:

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Currently has 17 18 videos to its name:




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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzFsS-Y4Fm4 The 10 Commandments of Jiz]]
15th Sep '13 1:30:07 AM supersaver87
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Currently has 15 videos to its name:

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Currently has 15 17 videos to its name:
15th Sep '13 1:29:39 AM supersaver87
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Currently has 13 videos to its name:

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Currently has 13 15 videos to its name:




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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNt1rn7_Yqk Break Like a Hymen]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=848kkKahRzk Jiz Gets Political]]



* ActuallyPrettyFunny: Inverted.
--> Kimber: At least have the motherfucking decency to insult me with jokes that are actaully fucking funny.



**Lampshaded in "Jiz Gets Political"
--> '''Jiz:''' I'm here for you to suck my dick!
--> '''John Boehner:''' Wait a minute, you have a dick? Ugh!
--> '''Jiz:''' I do in this episode!



* ActuallyPrettyFunny: Inverted.
--> Kimber: At least have the motherfucking decency to insult me with jokes that are actaully fucking funny.
12th Sep '13 6:44:14 AM Larkmarn
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* AllAsiansAreAlike: When Aja [[spoiler: gets [[{{YourHeadASplode}} her head blown off]] by the electronic drug dealer,]] the Mamograms just kidnap the dry clening lady and put a blue wig on her. [[spoiler: Even the insurance company can't tell when they kill the new Aja to replace the old Aja's body.]]
* ActuallyPrettyFunny: Inverted.
--> Kimber: At least have the motherfucking decency to insult me with jokes that are actaully fucking funny.


Added DiffLines:

* IdenticalLookingAsians: When Aja [[spoiler: gets [[{{YourHeadASplode}} her head blown off]] by the electronic drug dealer,]] the Mamograms just kidnap the dry clening lady and put a blue wig on her. [[spoiler: Even the insurance company can't tell when they kill the new Aja to replace the old Aja's body.]]
* ActuallyPrettyFunny: Inverted.
--> Kimber: At least have the motherfucking decency to insult me with jokes that are actaully fucking funny.
13th May '13 1:17:40 AM pimpdaddy
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->''"So, you know what the moral of this story is, kids? If you see Jiz in a mall and she offers you some cool candy- maybe some blow or some weed- you better run the fuck another way, becasue I'm gonna put you in the sex slave trade, and then I'm gonna fuck your shit up! I'm gonna make you have abortions, I'll make you take loads, and then, eventaully, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! JIZ!"''

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->''"So, you know what the moral of this story is, kids? If you see Jiz in a mall and she offers you some cool candy- maybe some blow or some weed- you better run the fuck another the other way, becasue because I'm gonna put you in the sex slave trade, and then I'm gonna fuck your shit up! I'm gonna make you have abortions, I'll make you take loads, and then, eventaully, eventually, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! JIZ!"''Jiz."''
22nd Mar '13 5:29:43 PM VPhantom
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* BearsAreBadNews: Ba Nee gets eaten by a group of them, thanks to Jiz.



* EverythingsWorseWithBears: Ba Nee gets eaten by a group of them, thanks to Jiz.
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