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10th Oct '17 4:19:26 PM ANTMuddle
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* BarBrawl -- Pool cues, [[GrievousBottleyHarm beer bottles]], stools, darts, [[ChairmanOfTheBrawl chairs]].

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* BarBrawl -- Pool cues, [[GrievousBottleyHarm beer bottles]], stools, darts, [[ChairmanOfTheBrawl chairs]].chairs]], FlippingTheTable.
8th Oct '17 1:54:51 AM iroanxi
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* In ''Fanfic/DreamingOfSunshine'', [[spoiler: Sakura]] knocks out an escaped prisoner with a vase, and Shikako wins a fight by [[spoiler: strangling her opponent with her braid until he passes out.]]
22nd Sep '17 7:29:11 AM Julia1984
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** Swords <-> Ploughshares
6th Sep '17 12:27:04 PM ANTMuddle
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->''"Use your phony guns as clubs!"''

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->''"Use your [[PistolWhipping phony guns as clubs!"''clubs]]!"''
6th Sep '17 10:42:52 AM DanteVin
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* If you're a DistressedDamsel, always a vase. [[VideoGame/AlphaProtocol Maybe a small statue]]. Or a high heeled [[ShoeSlap shoe]]. Or a [[ThePenIsMightier pen]] ([[Film/RedEye we're looking at you, McAdams]]).

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* If you're a DistressedDamsel, always a vase. [[VideoGame/AlphaProtocol Maybe a small statue]]. Or a high heeled [[ShoeSlap shoe]]. Or a [[HandbagOfHurt handbag]]. Or a [[ThePenIsMightier pen]] ([[Film/RedEye we're looking at you, McAdams]]).
2nd Sep '17 2:00:51 PM ANTMuddle
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* Anywhere in your own home - cameras (those [[BlindingCameraFlash flash bulbs]] are always a handy distraction), the couch, the [[GolfClubbing golf caddy]], pet cages (especially if Fido or Fluffy is inside), the indoor fireplace (HOT HOT HOOOOT!!!), or [[ClothFu towels, blankets, and curtains]]. The flashlight at the garage is also useful both as a [[BlindedByTheLight blinding light]] and as a club. Also beware anyone who shouts, "BatterUp!"

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* Anywhere in your own home - cameras (those [[BlindingCameraFlash flash bulbs]] are always a handy distraction), the couch, the [[GolfClubbing golf caddy]], pet cages (especially if Fido or Fluffy is inside), the indoor fireplace (HOT HOT HOOOOT!!!), or [[ClothFu towels, blankets, and curtains]]. The flashlight at the garage is also useful both as a [[BlindedByTheLight blinding light]] and as a club. Hoses are useful with or without a water stream. Also beware anyone who shouts, "BatterUp!"
30th Aug '17 6:16:51 AM ANTMuddle
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* School - Eraser dust, erasers, pointers, AV carts, [[ThrowTheBookAtThem heavy textbooks]], [[FoodFight cafeteria]] [[EdibleAmmunition food]], [[ThePenIsMightier writing implements]], [[ShearMenace scissors]], [[BatterUp wooden or aluminum bats (from the gym)]], [[BroomstickQuarterstaff broom handle from the janitor's closet]], [[InstrumentOfMurder instruments from the music classes and/or marching band]], desks (those things are a lot lighter than they look), [[ChairmanOfTheBrawl chairs]] (again, and like tables they are lighter than they look) [[PaperMaster note paper]] (there's always some form of blank white paper in a school), A computer, or any sort of sports equipment. Let's not forget tools for from automotive shop class and carpentry class.

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* School - Eraser dust, erasers, pointers, AV carts, [[ThrowTheBookAtThem heavy textbooks]], [[FoodFight cafeteria]] [[EdibleAmmunition food]], [[ThePenIsMightier writing implements]], [[ShearMenace scissors]], [[BatterUp wooden or aluminum bats (from the gym)]], [[BroomstickQuarterstaff broom handle from the janitor's closet]], [[InstrumentOfMurder instruments from the music classes and/or marching band]], desks (those things are a lot lighter than they look), [[ChairmanOfTheBrawl chairs]] (again, and like tables they are lighter than they look) [[PaperMaster note paper]] (there's always some form of blank white paper in a school), A computer, or any sort of sports equipment. Let's not forget tools for from automotive shop class and class, carpentry class.class, or even chemistry class if there is one (meaning {{Stink Bomb}}s).
27th Aug '17 1:09:08 PM ANTMuddle
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'''Depending on the setting, there's a lot of options:'''

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'''Depending on the setting, setting or the characters, there's a lot of options:'''
27th Aug '17 1:04:12 PM ANTMuddle
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* Farmland -- [[TorchesAndPitchforks pitchforks]], hoes, [[ShovelStrike shovels]], rakes.

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* Farmland -- [[TorchesAndPitchforks pitchforks]], hoes, [[ShovelStrike shovels]], rakes. Even a tractor.



* At the store -- [[ProducePelting Fresh produce]], pop caps, anything in a can, cash registers, depending on the store [=TVs=], furniture, [=VCRs=], heavy electronics, candy balls, toys. The Home and Garden and Hardware departments are veritable arsenals of melee weapons. [[DoNotTryThisAtHome Bee Spray makes a great alternative to mace]] and can shoot 15+ feet in a wide swath.

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* At the store -- [[ProducePelting Fresh produce]], pop caps, anything in a can, can or glass bottle, cash registers, depending on the store [=TVs=], furniture, [=VCRs=], heavy electronics, candy balls, toys. The Home and Garden and Hardware departments are veritable arsenals of melee weapons. [[DoNotTryThisAtHome Bee Spray makes a great alternative to mace]] and can shoot 15+ feet in a wide swath.



* Anywhere in your own home - cameras (those flash bulbs are always a handy distraction), the couch, the [[GolfClubbing golf caddy]], pet cages (especially if Fido or Fluffy is inside), the indoor fireplace (HOT HOT HOOOOT!!!), or [[ClothFu towels, blankets, and curtains]]. The flashlight at the garage is also useful both as a [[BlindedByTheLight blinding light]] and as a club.

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* Anywhere in your own home - cameras (those [[BlindingCameraFlash flash bulbs bulbs]] are always a handy distraction), the couch, the [[GolfClubbing golf caddy]], pet cages (especially if Fido or Fluffy is inside), the indoor fireplace (HOT HOT HOOOOT!!!), or [[ClothFu towels, blankets, and curtains]]. The flashlight at the garage is also useful both as a [[BlindedByTheLight blinding light]] and as a club.
club. Also beware anyone who shouts, "BatterUp!"
10th Aug '17 12:50:52 PM xcountryguy
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* Somewhat overlaps with environmental kills in ''WebVideo/DiamondsCut'', as 007 kills two final villains with sticks lying around: the [[spoiler: armsí dealer]] gets throttled with a fallen tree limb, while final villain gets [[{{Squick}} stabbed through the stomach with a branch]].

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* Somewhat overlaps with environmental kills in ''WebVideo/DiamondsCut'', as 007 kills two final villains with sticks lying around: the [[spoiler: armsí [[spoiler:armsí dealer]] gets throttled with a fallen tree limb, while final villain gets [[{{Squick}} stabbed through the stomach with a branch]].



* In ''WebAnimation/BrokenSaints'', Raimi defeats [[spoiler: a deranged Kamimura]] by picking up a mirror off the ground in the alleyway and smashing it over his head.

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* In ''WebAnimation/BrokenSaints'', Raimi defeats [[spoiler: a [[spoiler:a deranged Kamimura]] by picking up a mirror off the ground in the alleyway and smashing it over his head.
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