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20th Feb '18 3:12:47 PM TheBigBopper
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[[TryingToCatchMeFightingDirty A creative fighting tactic]] useful by unarmed people in any situation: Make what's around you a weapon. Even outside the [[NoOSHACompliance dangerous environments]], there's a lot of stuff to try. Anything can be used as a club if it's sturdy enough, and most stuff will develop a sharp edge if properly coaxed. For comedy value, go as wacky as you like.

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[[TryingToCatchMeFightingDirty A creative fighting tactic]] useful by unarmed people in any situation: Make what's around you a weapon. Even outside the [[NoOSHACompliance dangerous environments]], there's a lot of stuff to try. Anything can be used as a club if it's sturdy enough, and most stuff hard materials will develop a sharp edge if properly coaxed. For comedy value, go as wacky as you like.
7th Jan '18 10:39:27 AM WillKeaton
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* Anywhere in your own home - cameras (those [[BlindingCameraFlash flash bulbs]] are always a handy distraction), the couch, the [[GolfClubbing golf caddy]], pet cages (especially if Fido or Fluffy is inside), the indoor fireplace (HOT HOT HOOOOT!!!), or [[ClothFu towels, blankets, and curtains]]. The flashlight at the garage is also useful both as a [[BlindedByTheLight blinding light]] and as a club. Hoses are useful with or without a water stream. Also beware anyone who shouts, "BatterUp!"

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* Anywhere in your own home - cameras (those [[BlindingCameraFlash flash bulbs]] are always a handy distraction), the couch, the [[GolfClubbing golf caddy]], pet cages (especially if Fido or Fluffy is inside), the indoor fireplace (HOT HOT HOOOOT!!!), or [[ClothFu towels, blankets, and curtains]]. The flashlight at the garage is also useful both as a [[BlindedByTheLight blinding light]] and as a club. Hoses are useful with or without a water stream. Also beware anyone who shouts, "BatterUp!"
"BatterUp"
15th Nov '17 5:23:18 PM ANTMuddle
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* BarBrawl -- Pool cues, [[GrievousBottleyHarm beer bottles]], stools, darts, [[ChairmanOfTheBrawl chairs]], FlippingTheTable.

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* BarBrawl -- Pool cues, cues (and balls!), [[GrievousBottleyHarm beer bottles]], stools, darts, [[ChairmanOfTheBrawl chairs]], FlippingTheTable.chairs, stools]], FlippingTheTable, anything that isn't nailed down.
10th Oct '17 4:19:26 PM ANTMuddle
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* BarBrawl -- Pool cues, [[GrievousBottleyHarm beer bottles]], stools, darts, [[ChairmanOfTheBrawl chairs]].

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* BarBrawl -- Pool cues, [[GrievousBottleyHarm beer bottles]], stools, darts, [[ChairmanOfTheBrawl chairs]].chairs]], FlippingTheTable.
8th Oct '17 1:54:51 AM iroanxi
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* In ''Fanfic/DreamingOfSunshine'', [[spoiler: Sakura]] knocks out an escaped prisoner with a vase, and Shikako wins a fight by [[spoiler: strangling her opponent with her braid until he passes out.]]
22nd Sep '17 7:29:11 AM Julia1984
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** Swords <-> Ploughshares
6th Sep '17 12:27:04 PM ANTMuddle
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->''"Use your phony guns as clubs!"''

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->''"Use your [[PistolWhipping phony guns as clubs!"''clubs]]!"''
6th Sep '17 10:42:52 AM DanteVin
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* If you're a DistressedDamsel, always a vase. [[VideoGame/AlphaProtocol Maybe a small statue]]. Or a high heeled [[ShoeSlap shoe]]. Or a [[ThePenIsMightier pen]] ([[Film/RedEye we're looking at you, McAdams]]).

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* If you're a DistressedDamsel, always a vase. [[VideoGame/AlphaProtocol Maybe a small statue]]. Or a high heeled [[ShoeSlap shoe]]. Or a [[HandbagOfHurt handbag]]. Or a [[ThePenIsMightier pen]] ([[Film/RedEye we're looking at you, McAdams]]).
2nd Sep '17 2:00:51 PM ANTMuddle
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* Anywhere in your own home - cameras (those [[BlindingCameraFlash flash bulbs]] are always a handy distraction), the couch, the [[GolfClubbing golf caddy]], pet cages (especially if Fido or Fluffy is inside), the indoor fireplace (HOT HOT HOOOOT!!!), or [[ClothFu towels, blankets, and curtains]]. The flashlight at the garage is also useful both as a [[BlindedByTheLight blinding light]] and as a club. Also beware anyone who shouts, "BatterUp!"

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* Anywhere in your own home - cameras (those [[BlindingCameraFlash flash bulbs]] are always a handy distraction), the couch, the [[GolfClubbing golf caddy]], pet cages (especially if Fido or Fluffy is inside), the indoor fireplace (HOT HOT HOOOOT!!!), or [[ClothFu towels, blankets, and curtains]]. The flashlight at the garage is also useful both as a [[BlindedByTheLight blinding light]] and as a club. Hoses are useful with or without a water stream. Also beware anyone who shouts, "BatterUp!"
30th Aug '17 6:16:51 AM ANTMuddle
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* School - Eraser dust, erasers, pointers, AV carts, [[ThrowTheBookAtThem heavy textbooks]], [[FoodFight cafeteria]] [[EdibleAmmunition food]], [[ThePenIsMightier writing implements]], [[ShearMenace scissors]], [[BatterUp wooden or aluminum bats (from the gym)]], [[BroomstickQuarterstaff broom handle from the janitor's closet]], [[InstrumentOfMurder instruments from the music classes and/or marching band]], desks (those things are a lot lighter than they look), [[ChairmanOfTheBrawl chairs]] (again, and like tables they are lighter than they look) [[PaperMaster note paper]] (there's always some form of blank white paper in a school), A computer, or any sort of sports equipment. Let's not forget tools for from automotive shop class and carpentry class.

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* School - Eraser dust, erasers, pointers, AV carts, [[ThrowTheBookAtThem heavy textbooks]], [[FoodFight cafeteria]] [[EdibleAmmunition food]], [[ThePenIsMightier writing implements]], [[ShearMenace scissors]], [[BatterUp wooden or aluminum bats (from the gym)]], [[BroomstickQuarterstaff broom handle from the janitor's closet]], [[InstrumentOfMurder instruments from the music classes and/or marching band]], desks (those things are a lot lighter than they look), [[ChairmanOfTheBrawl chairs]] (again, and like tables they are lighter than they look) [[PaperMaster note paper]] (there's always some form of blank white paper in a school), A computer, or any sort of sports equipment. Let's not forget tools for from automotive shop class and class, carpentry class.class, or even chemistry class if there is one (meaning {{Stink Bomb}}s).
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