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26th Jul '17 3:44:18 PM DrFraud
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* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9982120/9/Avenging-Harry-Potter Avenging Harry Potter]]'':

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* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9982120/9/Avenging-Harry-Potter Avenging Harry Potter]]'':Potter]]'', from Hermione to Loki:


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* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12514982/8/A-Witch-and-an-Amazon-Walk-into-a-Bar A Witch and an Amazon Walk into a Bar]]'' Hermione warns Diana on Rose Potter's behalf.
-->'''Hermione:''' I... I'm not sure what I'll do, but you won't like it. I haven't been called the smartest witch of my age for nothing. Even as a fourth year, I knew more spells than most seventh years. If you hurt her, I'll find you -- I can promise you that. I've faced far worse than you for her sake.
25th Jul '17 12:43:45 AM DrFraud
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* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5786099/11/Cold-blood Cold Blood]]'' Hermione's father implies this by making a production out of showing Harry his skeet-shooting trophies and shotgun.
-->'''Henry Granger:''' Now, Harry, where was I? Ah, yes, I remember. Now, Harry, I was told that you are dating my daughter...
22nd Jul '17 3:32:54 PM DrFraud
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* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5786099/11/Cold-blood Cold Blood]]'' Hermione's father implies this by making a production out of showing Harry his skeet-shooting trophies and shotgun.
-->'''Henry Granger:''' Now, Harry, where was I? Ah, yes, I remember. Now, Harry, I was told that you are dating my daughter...
18th Jul '17 2:29:50 PM KenMoreau
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* Played straight when the leader of a vicious DC gang threatens Bones. At the end of the episode, Booth grabs the guy, shoves him against the wall of an alley, and promises massive retaliation if Bones is hurt. The guy tries to laugh it off, saying that Federal agents and their legal restrictions don't scare him. Booth shows that he is not speaking as a Federal agent, but as a seriously pissed-off Special Forces soldier and sniper, and that Booth simply doesn't care what happens to him after he takes the guy out. The guy gets the message, and is never heard from again.

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* ** Played straight when the leader of a vicious DC gang threatens Bones. At the end of the episode, Booth grabs the guy, shoves him against the wall of an alley, and promises massive retaliation if Bones is hurt. The guy tries to laugh it off, saying that Federal agents and their legal restrictions don't scare him. Booth shows that he is not speaking as a Federal agent, but as a seriously pissed-off Special Forces soldier and sniper, and that Booth simply doesn't care what happens to him after he takes the guy out. The guy gets the message, and is never heard from again.
18th Jul '17 2:28:57 PM KenMoreau
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** Angela's father does follow through on his promise, although without guns he just strands the guy in a desert and gives him a permanent tattoo of Angela. This is even after Angela tells him that they both called off the wedding.



** Angela's father does follow through on his promise, although without guns he just strands the guy in a desert and gives him a permanent tattoo of Angela. This is even after Angela tells him that they both called off the wedding.

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** Angela's father does follow through on his promise, although without guns * Played straight when the leader of a vicious DC gang threatens Bones. At the end of the episode, Booth grabs the guy, shoves him against the wall of an alley, and promises massive retaliation if Bones is hurt. The guy tries to laugh it off, saying that Federal agents and their legal restrictions don't scare him. Booth shows that he just strands is not speaking as a Federal agent, but as a seriously pissed-off Special Forces soldier and sniper, and that Booth simply doesn't care what happens to him after he takes the guy in a desert out. The guy gets the message, and gives him a permanent tattoo of Angela. This is even after Angela tells him that they both called off the wedding.never heard from again.
8th Jul '17 5:05:10 PM GreyAngel
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** After re-recruiting [[WrenchWench Tali]], you'll get an email from the quarian Admiralty Board saying (in somewhat formal diplomat-speak) "She's with you now. You're her captain, so what you say goes. Don't screw up or you'll have the whole fleet on your ass." [[note]]To anyone not familiar with the game (shame on you), the quarians have the largest fleet in the galaxy.[[/note]] Only at the end of the email does it say that the message is from ''Tali's father'' specifically. Bonus points since Tali is one of male!Shepard's possible [[LoveInterest Love Interests]]. Becomes HarsherInHindsight [[spoiler: on Tali's loyalty mission, when you discover Tali's father has died in the interim, because he was recklessly playing with AI soldiers, so that he could retake the quarian homeworld for her.]]

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** After re-recruiting [[WrenchWench Tali]], you'll get an email from the quarian Admiralty Board saying (in somewhat formal diplomat-speak) "She's with you now. You're her captain, so what you say goes. Don't screw up or you'll have the whole fleet on your ass." [[note]]To anyone not familiar with the game (shame on you), game, the quarians have the largest fleet in the galaxy.[[/note]] Only at the end of the email does it say that the message is from ''Tali's father'' specifically. Bonus points since Tali is one of male!Shepard's possible [[LoveInterest Love Interests]]. Becomes HarsherInHindsight [[spoiler: on Tali's loyalty mission, when you discover Tali's father has died in the interim, because he was recklessly playing with AI soldiers, so that he could retake the quarian homeworld for her.]]



** Subverted somewhat in that Victoria has no interest in Frank romantically; she's just speaking as a friend.
26th Jun '17 5:28:01 AM AspiringTroper
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* On ''Series/AustinAndAlly'', in the episode ''Wedding Bells and Wacky Birds'' where the titular characters decide to play a wedding for their life science project, Dez goes on to congratulate Austin on his fake engagement, then turns to Ally with a warning along the lines of "He's my best friend. If you break his heart, I will destroy you".
20th Jun '17 3:25:00 PM Idek618
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* ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'' season 3 has an scary, though non-romantic, example: When [[HeelFaceTurn Zuko]] is accepted into the Gaang, [[BewareTheNiceOnes Katara]], still remembering his betrayal of her trust the first time, corners him and makes it clear that the first time he gives her ''any'' reason to believe that he will return to his old ways or try to hurt Aang, she will not hesitate to kill him on the spot.

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* ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'' season 3 has an a scary, though non-romantic, example: When [[HeelFaceTurn Zuko]] is accepted into the Gaang, [[BewareTheNiceOnes Katara]], still remembering his betrayal of her trust the first time, corners him and makes it clear that the first time he gives her ''any'' reason to believe that he will return to his old ways or try to hurt Aang, she will not hesitate to kill him on the spot.
8th Jun '17 7:16:16 AM erforce
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* ''BadBoys II'' has one of the absolute best versions of this trope when Marcus and Mike terrorize Marcus' daughter's date. It has to be [[http://youtu.be/Hb9aGovCJYY seen]] to be believed.

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* ''BadBoys II'' ''Film/BadBoysII'' has one of the absolute best versions of this trope when Marcus and Mike terrorize Marcus' daughter's date. It has to be [[http://youtu.be/Hb9aGovCJYY seen]] to be believed.
19th May '17 12:52:15 PM Eievie
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The common trope way to concede defeat for the girl's heart is to tell the winner that, if he ever screws up, he should expect an ass-kicking of epic proportions. Usually uttered by (or sometimes to) TheLancer or TheRival.

'''This establishes that the loser:'''
* Realizes he has lost.
* Does not give up his role as male protector or lose face for losing
* Is decent enough to [[IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy want the girl to be happy,]] only expressed in a guy way.

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The common trope way to concede defeat in vying for the a girl's heart is to tell the winner that, if he ever screws up, he should expect an ass-kicking of epic proportions. Usually uttered by (or sometimes to) TheLancer or TheRival.

'''This This establishes that the loser:'''
loser:
* Realizes he has lost.
lost,
* Does not give up his role as male protector or lose face for losing
losing,
* Is decent enough to [[IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy want the girl to be happy,]] only expressed in a guy way.way,



The trope thing for the winner to do is to accept this statement. "I would be disappointed if you didn't." This is ''not'' (usually) an insult or a threat, but an agreement between guys who both want the same girl to be happy.

This can also be said by a [[OverprotectiveDad parent]] or [[MySisterIsOffLimits older brother]] of the girl, who is relinquishing their previous role as "main male protector."

While this is generally a [[AlwaysMale male-character trope]], there are exceptions (sorted by gender in the examples).

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The trope thing for the winner to do is to accept this statement.statement amicably. "I would be disappointed if you didn't." This is ''not'' (usually) an insult or a threat, but an agreement between guys who both want the same girl to be happy.

This can also be said by a [[OverprotectiveDad parent]] or [[MySisterIsOffLimits older brother]] of the girl, who is relinquishing their previous role as "main male protector."

While
" But while this is generally a [[AlwaysMale male-character trope]], there are plenty of exceptions (sorted by gender in the examples).




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* How about a male-warning-''[[BoysLoveGenre gay]]'' (well, bi) male example? Hiro, Shuichi's best friend, warns Yuki against making Shuichi cry any more than he already does in ''Manga/{{Gravitation}}''.
* This phrase is often repeated by Ryoga in ''Manga/RanmaOneHalf''. Odd thing is that he backs up this claim more than once, and often when it just [[AccidentalPervert looks like he did something]]. Also unusual in that Ryoga hasn't given Akane up yet, nor has he really been beaten.
* ''Manga/OnePiece'': [[OverprotectiveDad Genzo]], Nami's father-figure, to [[IdiotHero Luffy]] at the end of the Arlong Arc.

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* How about a male-warning-''[[BoysLoveGenre gay]]'' (well, bi) male example? Hiro, Shuichi's best friend, warns Yuki against making Shuichi cry any more than he already does in ''Manga/{{Gravitation}}''.
* This phrase is often repeated by Ryoga in ''Manga/RanmaOneHalf''. Odd thing is
''Manga/{{Bleach}}'': Though he'd apply to anyone, Hitsugaya Toshiro reminded Ichimaru Gin that should he backs up this claim more than once, and often spill one drop of blood from [[TheWoobie Hinamori Momo]], he'll kill him in instant. [[spoiler:Subverted when it just [[AccidentalPervert looks like he did something]]. Also unusual in that Ryoga hasn't given Akane through Aizen's trickery, Hitsugaya ended up yet, nor has he really been beaten.
* ''Manga/OnePiece'': [[OverprotectiveDad Genzo]], Nami's father-figure, to [[IdiotHero Luffy]] at the end of the Arlong Arc.
'''impaling''' Hinamori with his own sword.]]



* In Adachi Mitsuru's ''H2'', Miyoshi says this to Hiro about Koga. However, [[spoiler:Miyoshi is just trying to throw Hiro off, so that he can make a move on Koga.]]
* Though he'd apply to anyone, [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Hitsugaya Toshiro]] reminded Ichimaru Gin that should he spill one drop of blood from [[TheWoobie Hinamori Momo]], he'll kill him in instant. [[spoiler:Subverted when through Aizen's trickery, Hitsugaya ended up IMPALING Hinamori with his own sword.]]
* ''Manga/MedakaBox'': Medaka's older brother Maguro tells Zenkichi that he'll keep Medaka away from him if he doesn't have what it takes to protect her. [[spoiler: Later, he expresses regret for saddling such a responsibility on him.]]

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* In Adachi Mitsuru's ''H2'', ''Manga/FruitsBasket'': When Kakeru asks Yuki how he'd react if he told him that he had a crush on Tohru, the latter coolly responds that it's none of his business, but warns Kakeru that hurting Tohru is "the one thing [[ThisIsUnforgivable I could never forgive]]."
* ''Manga/{{Gravitation}}'': A male-warning-[[BoysLoveGenre bi]]-male example? Hiro, Shuichi's best friend, warns Yuki against making Shuichi cry any more than he already does.
* ''{{Manga/H2}}'':
Miyoshi says this to Hiro about Koga. However, [[spoiler:Miyoshi is just trying to throw Hiro off, so that he can make a move on Koga.]]
* Though he'd apply to anyone, [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Hitsugaya Toshiro]] reminded Ichimaru Gin that should he spill one drop of blood from [[TheWoobie Hinamori Momo]], he'll kill him in instant. [[spoiler:Subverted when through Aizen's trickery, Hitsugaya ended up IMPALING Hinamori with his own sword.
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* ''Manga/MedakaBox'': Medaka's older brother Maguro tells Zenkichi that he'll keep Medaka away from him if he doesn't have what it takes to protect her. [[spoiler: Later, he expresses regret for saddling such a responsibility on him.]] ]]
* ''Manga/OnePiece'': [[OverprotectiveDad Genzo]], Nami's father-figure, to [[IdiotHero Luffy]] at the end of the Arlong Arc.
* This phrase is often repeated by Ryoga in ''Manga/RanmaOneHalf''. Odd thing is that he backs up this claim more than once, and often when it just [[AccidentalPervert looks like he did something]]. Also unusual in that Ryoga hasn't given Akane up yet, nor has he really been beaten.



* In ''Manga/FruitsBasket'', when Kakeru asks Yuki how he'd react if he told him that he had a crush on Tohru, the latter coolly responds that it's none of his business, but warns Kakeru that hurting Tohru is "the one thing [[ThisIsUnforgivable I could never forgive]]."



-->"I was starting to get worried about her for a while, but she's cheered up a lot since you've been hanging out with us. I like that. Suzu is like a little sister to me. And if I find out you've made my little sister cry..."

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-->"I -->'''Miki''': I was starting to get worried about her for a while, but she's cheered up a lot since you've been hanging out with us. I like that. Suzu is like a little sister to me. And if I find out you've made my little sister cry..."



-->"If you are indeed going to try and pursue a relationship with my good ''dear'' friend Twilight, do take her feelings into consideration. She's a little… awkward socially. If you in some way... ''distress'' her, I will make you very, very sorry… '''forever'''. Compris?"

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-->"If -->'''The Doctor''': If you are indeed going to try and pursue a relationship with my good ''dear'' friend Twilight, do take her feelings into consideration. She's a little… awkward socially. If you in some way... ''distress'' her, I will make you very, very sorry… '''forever'''. Compris?"Compris?



-->"Should she come home in tears, or even the least bit upset about her night out, well…" He paused, for dramatic effect. "…I would suggest not coming back to the Guard tomorrow. Or the next day. Or the day after that. If you catch my drift."

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-->"Should -->'''Shining''': Should she come home in tears, or even the least bit upset about her night out, well…" He paused, for dramatic effect. "…I well… ''[dramatic pause]''…I would suggest not coming back to the Guard tomorrow. Or the next day. Or the day after that. If you catch my drift."



* ''Fanfic/BackToUs'' has a (kinda) non-romantic one from Emerald Shell to a recently reformed Chat Noir. "If you’re actually serious about helping us fix what you’ve done… then I think I could come to trust you. Maybe. But if you screw LB over again, I’m gonna take my shield and bash your skull in, got it?"

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* ''Fanfic/BackToUs'' has a (kinda) non-romantic one from Emerald Shell to a recently reformed Chat Noir. "If Noir.
-->'''Emerald Shell''': If
you’re actually serious about helping us fix what you’ve done… then I think I could come to trust you. Maybe. But if you screw LB over again, I’m gonna take my shield and bash your skull in, got it?"it?



* The film ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanTheCurseOfTheBlackPearl'' has a more subtle example. Commodore Norrington, after learning that his fiancée loves the smith Will Turner, admires a sword that Will created and says that he expects him "to show the same care and devotion in every aspect of his life" as he does in his work; in the context of the conversation, it is obvious which aspect of Will's life he's referring to and the sword is ''inches'' from Will Turner's face.

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* The film ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanTheCurseOfTheBlackPearl'' has a more subtle example. Commodore Norrington, after learning that his fiancée loves the smith Will Turner, admires a sword that Will created and says that he expects him "to show the same care and devotion in every aspect of his life" as he does in his work; in the context of the conversation, it is obvious which aspect of Will's life he's referring to and the sword is ''inches'' from Will Turner's Will's face.



* At the start of ''Film/TheGodfather'', Connie Corleone (Talia Shire), sister of Sonny Corleone (James Caan), marries Carlo Rizzi (Gianni Russo). When Sonny finds out that Carlo has hit Connie, a rather lengthy beating takes place. (This was so severe that Caan actually broke two of Russo's ribs and chipped his elbow.) [[spoiler:Later on in the film, Sonny's temper and protective nature are used against him. Carlo beats Connie, who phones Sonny in tears. While Sonny is en route to kill Carlo, he is ambushed by several men with machine guns who shoot up his car and kill him.]]

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* At the start of ''Film/TheGodfather'', Connie Corleone (Talia Shire), Corleone, sister of Sonny Corleone (James Caan), Corleone, marries Carlo Rizzi (Gianni Russo).Rizzi. When Sonny finds out that Carlo has hit Connie, a rather lengthy beating takes place. (This was so severe that Caan actually broke two of Russo's ribs and chipped his elbow.) [[spoiler:Later on in the film, Sonny's temper and protective nature are used against him. Carlo beats Connie, who phones Sonny in tears. While Sonny is en route to kill Carlo, he is ambushed by several men with machine guns who shoot up his car and kill him.]]



* In the film ''SomethingNew'', Kenya and Brian embark on a double date with Kenya's friend and her fiancé. When the ladies excuse themselves to go dancing, the other guy tells Brian that while he likes him and he seems to be an "okay guy", he thinks of Kenya as a sister and even if not, she's his girlfriend's best friend, so Brian had better not be using Kenya as some "science experiment" (Brian is white and Kenya is black).

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* In the film ''SomethingNew'', ''Film/SomethingNew'', Kenya and Brian embark on a double date with Kenya's friend and her fiancé. When the ladies excuse themselves to go dancing, the other guy tells Brian that while he likes him and he seems to be an "okay guy", he thinks of Kenya as a sister and even if not, she's his girlfriend's best friend, so Brian had better not be using Kenya as some "science experiment" (Brian is white and Kenya is black).



'''Thor:''' ''*nods*''

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'''Thor:''' ''*nods*''''[nods]''



-->'''Ygritte''' (on a union between a man and a woman): ''A man can own a woman, or he can own a knife, but not both.''



-->"Here's the deal. [[PapaWolf You break her heart, I break your legs.]]"

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-->"Here's -->'''Boba Fett''': Here's the deal. [[PapaWolf You break her heart, I break your legs.]]"]]



-->''"After a while, most of the people who married into the family sort of treated the welcome as a bit of joke. None of them ever expected to have to see it followed up on. But then came June 2, 1982. The night that my then-brother-in-law Victor Crabtree came home drunk and angry and put my sister Callie into the hospital because his dinner wasn't waiting for him on the table. That night, my father, my brother Nathan, my brother Aaron, and my Uncle Charlie taught Victor just how serious we were about it."

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-->''"After -->''After a while, most of the people who married into the family sort of treated the welcome as a bit of joke. None of them ever expected to have to see it followed up on. But then came June 2, 1982. The night that my then-brother-in-law Victor Crabtree came home drunk and angry and put my sister Callie into the hospital because his dinner wasn't waiting for him on the table. That night, my father, my brother Nathan, my brother Aaron, and my Uncle Charlie taught Victor just how serious we were about it."''



* Uttered by Wesley to Gunn on ''Series/{{Angel}}'':
--> '''Wesley''': I just don't want to see her hurt.\\

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* Uttered by Wesley to Gunn on ''Series/{{Angel}}'':
--> **Uttered by Wesley to Gunn:
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'''Wesley''': I just don't want to see her hurt.\\



* Subverted in ''Series/{{Friends}}'': Ross tells Chandler before his wedding to Monica that if he hurt her, he would "hunt him down, and kick his ass"--to Chandler's great amusement and laughter. Which is interesting, considering that, in a later episode, the others find it laughable that ''Chandler'' could beat ''Ross'' up.
** Of course, then in another episode, Ross and Chandler are stuck in an arm wrestling match due to being "equally weak". For the joke is that ''neither'' of those guys is remotely violent or physically threatening. Monica herself though…
** Part of the point was that if Chandler screws up, Monica can and will kick his ass before Ross even manages to punch Chandler hard once. Though there is that whole "My Sandwich" incident…
** Also played for laughs because Chandler absolutely adores Monica and would probably throw himself off a building to avoid hurting her, whereas Ross, at this point, has ''three'' failed marriages and isn't in the position to tell anyone (especially a boyfriend as sweet and faithful as Chandler) not to mess up a relationship.
** Ross goes ballistic when he first finds out about Monica and Chandler until he's reassured that they're in a legitimate relationship; he gives Chandler a DeathGlare when he flirts with the pizza delivery girl; and when Chandler disappears for a second time before the wedding (although this time he ''wasn't'' making a run for it), Ross knocks him to the ground and flat-out tells him, "You're ''not'' running out on my sister!"

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* Subverted in ''Series/{{Friends}}'': Ross tells Chandler before his wedding to Monica that if he hurt her, he would "hunt him down, and kick his ass"--to Chandler's great amusement and laughter. Which is interesting, considering that, in a later episode, the others find it laughable that ''Chandler'' could beat ''Ross'' up.
**
up. Of course, then in another episode, Ross and Chandler are stuck in an arm wrestling match due to being "equally weak". For the joke is that ''neither'' of those guys is remotely violent or physically threatening. Monica herself though…
** Part of the point was that if
though… If Chandler screws up, Monica can and will kick his ass before Ross even manages to punch Chandler hard once. Though there is that whole "My Sandwich" incident…
**
incident… Also played for laughs because Chandler absolutely adores Monica and would probably throw himself off a building to avoid hurting her, whereas Ross, at this point, has ''three'' failed marriages and isn't in the position to tell anyone (especially a boyfriend as sweet and faithful as Chandler) not to mess up a relationship.
**
relationship. Ross goes ballistic when he first finds out about Monica and Chandler until he's reassured that they're in a legitimate relationship; he gives Chandler a DeathGlare when he flirts with the pizza delivery girl; and when Chandler disappears for a second time before the wedding (although this time he ''wasn't'' making a run for it), Ross knocks him to the ground and flat-out tells him, "You're ''not'' running out on my sister!"



* ''Series/EightSimpleRules'' for dating my daughter: #6.''"I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry."''
** Another good one is # 4: ''"I'm sure you've been told in today's world, sex, without using a 'barrier method' of some kind, can kill you… let me elaborate; when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you."''
* A non-romantic version occurs in an episode of ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'': J.D's feckless and goofy older brother, acknowledging that his brother will never look up to him but admires Dr. Cox intensely, warns Cox in perfect seriousness to take his responsibility as J.D's mentor more seriously, "or you'll have me to answer to."

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* ''Series/EightSimpleRules'' for dating my daughter: #6.''"I daughter:''
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--->I
have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry."''
cry.
** Another good one is # 4: ''"I'm [=#4=]
--->I'm
sure you've been told in today's world, sex, without using a 'barrier method' of some kind, can kill you… let me elaborate; when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you."''
you.
* A ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'':
**A
non-romantic version occurs in an episode of ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'': version: J.D's feckless and goofy older brother, acknowledging that his brother will never look up to him but admires Dr. Cox intensely, warns Cox in perfect seriousness to take his responsibility as J.D's mentor more seriously, "or you'll have me to answer to."



--> '''President Josiah Bartlet''': Just remember these two things: she's nineteen years old, and the 82nd Airborne works for ''me''.

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--> '''President Josiah Bartlet''': Just remember these two things: she's nineteen 19 years old, and the 82nd Airborne works for ''me''.



* ''Series/TheDrewCareyShow'':
-->'''Lewis''': (to Drew) If you hurt my sister, they will never find any piece of you. Not even your glasses. Remember: [[AlmightyJanitor I'm a janitor.]] I know how to dispose of things.

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* ''Series/TheDrewCareyShow'':
''Series/TheDrewCareyShow'': Lewis to Drew about his sister
-->'''Lewis''': (to Drew) If you hurt my sister, they will never find any piece of you. Not even your glasses. Remember: [[AlmightyJanitor I'm a janitor.]] I know how to dispose of things.



-->If you do anything to hurt her, I shall [[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon personally have you torn to pieces by wild dogs]].

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-->If -->'''Robert''': If you do anything to hurt her, I shall [[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon personally have you torn to pieces by wild dogs]].



-->"Boy? Look at me. See that girl over there? She's my only daughter, man. She's ''my life''. And if you have any thoughts about huggin' or kissin'… you remember these words. I got no problem going ''back'' to prison."

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-->"Boy? -->'''Bill Engvall''': Boy? Look at me. See that girl over there? She's my only daughter, man. She's ''my life''. And if you have any thoughts about huggin' or kissin'… you remember these words. I got no problem going ''back'' to prison."



* ''Webcomic/GirlsNextDoor'' gave us one where [[ThePhantomOfTheOpera Erik]] warns [[ThePhantomOfTheOpera Raoul]]… which gets subverted quickly because the effect is not the same over Skype, Erik being the MurderIsTheBestSolution type and [[ThePhantomOfTheOpera Christine]] standing right behind him.

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* ''Webcomic/GirlsNextDoor'' gave us one features--among others--the characters from ''Theatre/ThePhantomOfTheOpera''. There's a scene where [[ThePhantomOfTheOpera Erik]] Erik warns [[ThePhantomOfTheOpera Raoul]]… Raoul… which gets subverted quickly because (a) the effect is not the same over Skype, (b) Erik being the MurderIsTheBestSolution type type, and [[ThePhantomOfTheOpera Christine]] (c) Christine standing right behind him.



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-->'''Danny''': ''*nervous*'' Uh… hi, you must be Paulina's father. ''*gulps as her father cracks his knuckles*''\\

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-->'''Danny''': ''*nervous*'' ''[nervous]'' Uh… hi, you must be Paulina's father. ''*gulps ''[gulps as her father cracks his knuckles*''\\knuckles]''\\



'''Danny''': ''[[OptOut *leaves with Paulina*]]'' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere And I'm glad we had this chance to chat]]!

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'''Danny''': ''[[OptOut *leaves [leaves with Paulina*]]'' Paulina] ]]'' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere And I'm glad we had this chance to chat]]!



--> "If something happens to her, whether or not it was your fault, I'll come back and kill you."

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--> "If -->'''Sarine Elle''': If something happens to her, whether or not it was your fault, I'll come back and kill you."



-->''Artemis'': Her deal is that I will personally castrate you if you come within five yards of her.

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-->''Artemis'': -->'''Artemis''': Her deal is that I will personally castrate you if you come within five yards of her.



* ''Series/{{Spaced}}'': Mike, who is intensely jealous of Tim's new girlfriend Sophie, warns her that "You hurt him, I'll kill you." Sophie, shocked, asks Tim if he was serious… to which Tim chuckles good-naturedly and replies, with complete, genial sincerity, "Yep."

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* ''Series/{{Spaced}}'': Mike, who is intensely jealous of Tim's new girlfriend Sophie, warns her that "You hurt him, I'll kill you." Sophie, shocked, asks Tim if he was serious… to which Tim chuckles good-naturedly and replies, with complete, genial sincerity, "Yep."






'''Lucy:''' [smiles] Deal.

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'''Lucy:''' [smiles] ''[smiles]'' Deal.



* ''Series/LostGirl''. Kenzi tells Lauren she will kill her if she breaks Bo's heart again. Not only is Lauren completely unimpressed by the threat (her ever growing backstory implies she's faced much worse), but she also challenges Kenzi as to whether this is coming from a genuine desire to protect Bo, or the selfish desire to be the only human in Bo's life. It actually seems to give Kenzi [[ArmorPiercingQuestion something to think about]].
* In the ''Series/{{Grimm}}'' episode "Inugami", Eve tells Adalind that Juliette might have killed her but [[ThatManIsDead Eve won't]], before adding, "But if you hurt Nick, I will come for you." In the following episode Rosalee discusses it with Eve and tells her "That's what I'd have said..." and once Eve is gone adding "[[SomethingOnlyTheyWouldSay ..if I was Juliette]]."

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* ''Series/LostGirl''. Kenzi tells her {{Platonic Life Parter}}'s girlfriend Lauren she will kill her if she breaks Bo's heart again. Not only is Lauren completely unimpressed by the threat (her ever growing backstory implies she's faced much worse), but she also challenges Kenzi as to whether this is coming from a genuine desire to protect Bo, or the selfish desire to be the only human in Bo's life. It actually seems to give Kenzi [[ArmorPiercingQuestion something to think about]].
* In the ''Series/{{Grimm}}'' episode "Inugami", Eve tells Adalind that Juliette might have killed her but [[ThatManIsDead Eve won't]], before adding, "But if you hurt Nick, I will come for you." In the following episode Rosalee discusses it with Eve and tells her "That's what I'd have said..." said…" and once Eve is gone adding "[[SomethingOnlyTheyWouldSay ..if "[[SomethingOnlyTheyWouldSay …if I was Juliette]]."



-->"If you break his heart, Joan of Arc will look like a child's birthday candle compared to what I do to you."

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-->"If -->'''Mrs. Norrington''': If you break his heart, Joan of Arc will look like a child's birthday candle compared to what I do to you."
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