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16th Nov '16 6:00:28 PM nombretomado
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* The movie ''{{Clerks}}'', when the [[CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass otherwise childish and adolescent]] Randal Graves seriously warns "Oh, hey Caitlin. Break his heart again this time, and I'll kill ya. Nothing personal."

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* The movie ''{{Clerks}}'', ''Film/{{Clerks}}'', when the [[CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass otherwise childish and adolescent]] Randal Graves seriously warns "Oh, hey Caitlin. Break his heart again this time, and I'll kill ya. Nothing personal."
16th Nov '16 12:41:37 PM megarockman
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* The second epilogue mission after the main campaign of ''VideoGame/Starcraft2LegacyOfTheVoid'' has [[spoiler:a grand alliance with all three races pushing into the Void, among them Jim Raynor, Kerrigan, and the latter's Swarm heir-apparent Zagara. When Kerrigan starts absorbing the Xel-Naga energy needed to defeat Amon, Raynor (now the player-character) takes lead in leading her defense while Artanis and Zagara also set up Protoss and Zerg bases. The latter two's survival are only bonus objectives - should the Zerg base be overrun, Zagara gives a stark warning to Raynor about Sarah's fate:]]

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* The second epilogue mission after the main campaign of ''VideoGame/Starcraft2LegacyOfTheVoid'' ''VideoGame/StarcraftIILegacyOfTheVoid'' has [[spoiler:a grand alliance with all three races pushing into the Void, among them Jim Raynor, Kerrigan, and the latter's Swarm heir-apparent Zagara. When Kerrigan starts absorbing the Xel-Naga energy needed to defeat Amon, Raynor (now the player-character) takes lead in leading her defense while Artanis and Zagara also set up Protoss and Zerg bases. The latter two's survival are only bonus objectives - should the Zerg base be overrun, Zagara gives a stark warning to Raynor about Sarah's fate:]]
16th Nov '16 12:40:39 PM megarockman
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* The second epilogue mission after the main campaign of ''VideoGame/Starcraft2LegacyOfTheVoid'' has [[spoiler:a grand alliance with all three races pushing into the Void, among them Jim Raynor, Kerrigan, and the latter's Swarm heir-apparent Zagara. When Kerrigan starts absorbing the Xel-Naga energy needed to defeat Amon, Raynor (now the player-character) takes lead in leading her defense while Artanis and Zagara also set up Protoss and Zerg bases. The latter two's survival are only bonus objectives - should the Zerg base be overrun, Zagara gives a stark warning to Raynor about Sarah's fate:]]
-->'''[[spoiler:Zagara]]''': [[spoiler:James Raynor, the queen's fate is left to you. If you fail and do not die beside her, know that the Swarm will hunt you down.]]
-->'''[[spoiler:Raynor]]''': [[spoiler:Right...Thanks for the pep talk.]]
14th Nov '16 5:29:18 PM nombretomado
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* In ''Fanfic/WeekendAtHisaos'', [[KatawaShoujo Hisao]] gets into an argument with his girlfriend Shizune. After they get back to his house, Shizune texts her best friend Misha, [[spoiler:who is also [[SchoolgirlLesbians in love with her]], although her feelings are not requited]], and she angrily calls Hisao, demanding to know what happened and delivering this warning.

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* In ''Fanfic/WeekendAtHisaos'', [[KatawaShoujo [[VisualNovel/KatawaShoujo Hisao]] gets into an argument with his girlfriend Shizune. After they get back to his house, Shizune texts her best friend Misha, [[spoiler:who is also [[SchoolgirlLesbians in love with her]], although her feelings are not requited]], and she angrily calls Hisao, demanding to know what happened and delivering this warning.
17th Oct '16 5:48:21 PM nombretomado
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* Ratheel of {{Juathuur}} warns Veithel. [[spoiler:It's a failure of epic proportions.]]

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* Ratheel of {{Juathuur}} ''Webcomic/{{Juathuur}}'' warns Veithel. [[spoiler:It's a failure of epic proportions.]]
2nd Oct '16 7:52:39 PM nombretomado
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* In Series/{{ER}}, during Abby and Luka's wedding, Lucien, who is rather fond of Abby, goes up to Luka and warns him if he ever hurt Abby, he would kill him. Which Luka, who was busy trying to find Abby and knows that Lucien is quite drunk, absently gave him an "all right".
* Occurs in the Series/TrueBlood season one episode "Cold Ground" when Sam confronts Bill.

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* In Series/{{ER}}, ''Series/{{ER}}'', during Abby and Luka's wedding, Lucien, who is rather fond of Abby, goes up to Luka and warns him if he ever hurt Abby, he would kill him. Which Luka, who was busy trying to find Abby and knows that Lucien is quite drunk, absently gave him an "all right".
* Occurs in the Series/TrueBlood ''Series/TrueBlood'' season one episode "Cold Ground" when Sam confronts Bill.



* In {{ER}}, Carol Hathaway's mother is not happy upon hearing that her daughter is engaged to Doug Ross, as he treated her horribly during their first relationship (cheating on her frequently). As Carol walks away, her mother declares, "He will regret the day he was BORN if he hurts you again."

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* In {{ER}}, ''Series/{{ER}}'', Carol Hathaway's mother is not happy upon hearing that her daughter is engaged to Doug Ross, as he treated her horribly during their first relationship (cheating on her frequently). As Carol walks away, her mother declares, "He will regret the day he was BORN if he hurts you again."
2nd Oct '16 1:35:14 PM nombretomado
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* EquestriaChronicles has Fireflare, who both gets warned and gives the warning on seperate occasions.

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* EquestriaChronicles ''Roleplay/EquestriaChronicles'' has Fireflare, who both gets warned and gives the warning on seperate occasions.
23rd Sep '16 9:17:39 AM LadyNorbert
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* In the film ''SomethingNew'', Kenya and Brian embark on a double date with Kenya's friend and her fiance. When the ladies excuse themselves to go dancing, the other guy tells Brian that while he likes him and he seems to be an "okay guy", he thinks of Kenya as a sister and even if not, she's his girlfriend's best friend, so Brian had better not be using Kenya as some "science experiment" (Brian is white and Kenya is black).

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* In the film ''SomethingNew'', Kenya and Brian embark on a double date with Kenya's friend and her fiance.fiancé. When the ladies excuse themselves to go dancing, the other guy tells Brian that while he likes him and he seems to be an "okay guy", he thinks of Kenya as a sister and even if not, she's his girlfriend's best friend, so Brian had better not be using Kenya as some "science experiment" (Brian is white and Kenya is black).



* In the Creator/SidneySheldon novel ''Nothing Lasts Forever'', Dr. Kat Hunter has been strong-armed into working for a local mobster to pay off her brother's gambling debts, taking care of his underlings. The man becomes so genuinely grateful for her help--she saves HIS life as well--that when she tells him she's engaged, he tells her "Tell him to take good care of you, or he'll answer to me." When her fiance murders her so that he can marry an heiress, the mobster fulfills his promise and has the man killed.

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* In the Creator/SidneySheldon novel ''Nothing Lasts Forever'', Dr. Kat Hunter has been strong-armed into working for a local mobster to pay off her brother's gambling debts, taking care of his underlings. The man becomes so genuinely grateful for her help--she saves HIS life as well--that when she tells him she's engaged, he tells her "Tell him to take good care of you, or he'll answer to me." When her fiance fiancé murders her so that he can marry an heiress, the mobster fulfills his promise and has the man killed.



* ''Literature/LegacyOfTheForce: Sacrifice'': Boba Fett regarding his granddaughter Mirta Gev, to her fiance Ghes Orade.

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* ''Literature/LegacyOfTheForce: Sacrifice'': Boba Fett regarding his granddaughter Mirta Gev, to her fiance fiancé Ghes Orade.



** When Phoebe is about to get married, Joey tries to do this routine with her fiancee ([[FailedAttemptAtDrama and, of course, goes completely over the top]] with his [[InvokedTrope invoked]] OverprotectiveDad-type performance), until the increasingly confused husband-to-be gives the standard "if I did anything to hurt her, I'd take revenge on ''myself''" response. Joey says that was all he wanted to hear, and warms up to him immediately.
* ''Series/EightSimpleRules'' for dating my daughter: #6.''"I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no-one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry."''

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** When Phoebe is about to get married, Joey tries to do this routine with her fiancee fiancé ([[FailedAttemptAtDrama and, of course, goes completely over the top]] with his [[InvokedTrope invoked]] OverprotectiveDad-type performance), until the increasingly confused husband-to-be gives the standard "if I did anything to hurt her, I'd take revenge on ''myself''" response. Joey says that was all he wanted to hear, and warms up to him immediately.
* ''Series/EightSimpleRules'' for dating my daughter: #6.''"I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no-one no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry."''



* ''Series/BeverlyHills90210''. Dylan warns Brenda's fiance Stuart about this. Rather hypocritical considering that Dylan himself broke Brenda's heart.

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* ''Series/BeverlyHills90210''. Dylan warns Brenda's fiance fiancé Stuart about this. Rather hypocritical considering Considering that Dylan himself broke Brenda's heart.heart, it comes off a bit hypocritical.



* From [[FanFic/TheLongingverse Halcyon Hearts]]. When Princess Celestia meets Twilight's boyfriend, [[spoiler: a recently paroled convict named Blaze,]] she takes him outside and tells him about the "Sun Run", a now defunct method of execution.

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* From [[FanFic/TheLongingverse ''[[FanFic/TheLongingverse Halcyon Hearts]]. Hearts]]'': When Princess Celestia meets Twilight's boyfriend, [[spoiler: a recently paroled convict named Blaze,]] she takes him outside and tells him about the "Sun Run", a now defunct method of execution.



--> [[spoiler: '''Blaze,]] (in a tiny voice)''': ''Yes''.
* During Phoenix and Iris's wedding in [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11281809/1/Phoenix-Wright-Ghosts-of-the-Past Phoenix Wright: Ghosts of the Past]] Bikini [[labelnote:note]]Iris's surrogate mother[[/labelnote]] publicly tells Phoenix that she'll break him if he ever hurts her, while privately admitting that there wasn't anyone better for her.

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--> [[spoiler: '''Blaze,]] '''Blaze]] (in a tiny voice)''': ''Yes''.
* During Phoenix and Iris's wedding in [[https://www.''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11281809/1/Phoenix-Wright-Ghosts-of-the-Past Phoenix Wright: Ghosts of the Past]] Past]]'', Bikini [[labelnote:note]]Iris's surrogate mother[[/labelnote]] publicly tells Phoenix that she'll break him if he ever hurts her, while privately admitting that there wasn't anyone better for her.



* ''Series/GoodLuckCharlie'' has one when Teddy tells her parents that she's dating her ex boyfriend Spencer again--who she broke up with because he cheated on her. Teddy's mom gives her blessing and then says "If you ever hurt my little girl again… BAM!!"
* In ''Series/TheGoldenGirls'', Dorothy gives a speech [[MamaBear to her daughter's husband]] (who she is getting back together with after he has [[YourCheatingHeart cheated on her]]) about not wanting her daughter to be hurt. When he promises that it won't happen again, she takes his hand and replies that if it does, that she will "break every bone in [his] hand". Stan adds, "Keep it zipped buddy, she's not kidding."
* Mara pulled this on Jerome in ''Series/HouseOfAnubis'', warning her that she'll go after him if he ever breaks Joy's heart. Justified, in that he had cheated on Mara herself earlier in the season and she didn't want to let Joy get hurt. Jerome was good natured about it and agreed with the threat.
* In the ''Series/{{Grimm}}'' episode "The Good Soldier", Rosalee's sister--who's just met her sister's long-term partner for the first time, and spent most of that meeting being too angry with Rosalee to speak to him--sneaks up behind him while [[GameFace voged]], and snarls this at him. He's understandably taken aback.

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* ''Series/GoodLuckCharlie'' has one when Teddy tells her parents that she's dating her ex boyfriend ex-boyfriend Spencer again--who she broke up again, with whom she had broken up because he cheated on her. Teddy's mom gives her blessing and then says "If you ever hurt my little girl again… BAM!!"
* In ''Series/TheGoldenGirls'', Dorothy gives a speech [[MamaBear to her daughter's husband]] (who (with whom she is getting back together with after he has [[YourCheatingHeart cheated on her]]) about not wanting her daughter to be hurt. When he promises that it won't happen again, she takes his hand and replies that if it does, that she will "break every bone in [his] hand". Stan adds, "Keep it zipped zipped, buddy, she's not kidding."
* Mara pulled this on Jerome in ''Series/HouseOfAnubis'', warning her that she'll go after him if he ever breaks Joy's heart. Justified, in that he had cheated on Mara herself earlier in the season and she didn't want to let Joy get hurt. Jerome was good natured good-natured about it and agreed with the threat.
* In the ''Series/{{Grimm}}'' episode "The Good Soldier", Rosalee's sister--who's just met her sister's long-term partner for the first time, and spent most of that meeting being too angry with Rosalee to speak to him--sneaks up behind him while [[GameFace voged]], vogued]], and snarls this at him. He's understandably taken aback.



* Given that the two would likely know each other through the series it should be no surprise Leliana does the exact same thing in ''VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition,'' just short of going ballistic at the idea of anyone hurting Josephine and having the ruthless streak to back it up. For her part Josie is upset that, probably not for the first time, Leliana went behind her back to protect her.

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* Given that the two would likely know each other through the series it should be no surprise Leliana does the exact same thing in ''VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition,'' just short of going ballistic at the idea of anyone hurting Josephine (whom she regards as a sister) - and having she has the ruthless streak to back it up. For her part Josie is upset that, probably not for the first time, Leliana went behind her back to protect her.



* In ''Roleplay/DCNation'', Victor Stone gave this speech to Aurora when she started dating Gar. After Aurora shared a mind with Gar's batshit ex (Terra), she concluded that Vic was ''understating'' the warning.

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* In ''Roleplay/DCNation'', Victor Stone gave gives this speech to Aurora when she started dating Gar. After Aurora shared shares a mind with Gar's batshit ex (Terra), she concluded concludes that Vic was ''understating'' the warning.



* In the ''WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom''[=/=]''Film/{{Beetlejuice}}'' crossover ''Fanfic/SayItThrice'', Sam gives Lydia a warning of this sort regarding the Fenton family as a whole. Lydia has no romantic interest in anyone in the story; Sam is just very wary about anyone hurting her friends. However, Lydia understands and respects what Sam is trying to do, and Sam giving her this warning actually cements the friendship between the two girls.



* In Creator/MegCabot's ''Literature/OneEightHundredWhereRYou'' series, Jess warns her brother's girlfriend "if you break his heart, I'll break your face." When her other brother begins dating her best friend, she repeats the same warning to her brother.

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* In Creator/MegCabot's ''Literature/OneEightHundredWhereRYou'' series, Jess warns her brother's girlfriend that "if you break his heart, I'll break your face." When her other brother begins dating her best friend, she repeats the same warning to her brother.



* In the ''Creator/DanielleSteel'' novel ''Sunset In St. Tropez, the two wives of the male friends of the recently widowed main character make clear their intentions to do this to his new, 20-years younger girlfriend, having decided--without even meeting her,mind you--that between her age, her looks, and her profession (she's an actress) that she must be a gold-digging tramp out to ruin his life. In true Danielle Steel-style, she turns out to be a lovely person, inside and out, making them look like a pair of irrational fools.

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* In the ''Creator/DanielleSteel'' Creator/DanielleSteel novel ''Sunset In St. Tropez, Tropez,'' the two wives of the male friends of the recently widowed main character make clear their intentions to do this to his new, 20-years much younger girlfriend, having decided--without decided (without even meeting her,mind you--that her, mind you) that between her age, her looks, and her profession (she's an actress) that actress), she must be a gold-digging tramp out to ruin his life. In true Danielle Steel-style, she turns out to be a lovely person, inside and out, making them look like a pair of irrational fools.



* In ''Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir'', Hillary warns Jazz's fiance about this.
* ''Series/LostGirl''. Kenzi tells Lauren she will kill her if she breaks Bo's heart again. Not only is Lauren completely unimpressed by the threat (her ever growing backstory implies she's faced much worse), but she also challenges Kenzi whether this is coming from a genuine desire to protect Bo, or the selfish desire to be the only human in Bo's life. It actually seems to give Kenzi something to think about.
* In the ''Series/{{Grimm}}'' episode "Inugami", Eve tells Adalind that Juliette might have killed her but [[ThatManIsDead Eve won't]], before adding "But if you hurt Nick, I will come for you." In the following episode Rosalee discusses it with Eve and tells her "That's what I'd have said..." and once Eve is gone adding "[[SomethingOnlyTheyWouldSay ..if I was Juliette]]."

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* In ''Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir'', Hillary warns Jazz's fiance fiancée about this.
* ''Series/LostGirl''. Kenzi tells Lauren she will kill her if she breaks Bo's heart again. Not only is Lauren completely unimpressed by the threat (her ever growing backstory implies she's faced much worse), but she also challenges Kenzi as to whether this is coming from a genuine desire to protect Bo, or the selfish desire to be the only human in Bo's life. It actually seems to give Kenzi something to think about.
* In the ''Series/{{Grimm}}'' episode "Inugami", Eve tells Adalind that Juliette might have killed her but [[ThatManIsDead Eve won't]], before adding adding, "But if you hurt Nick, I will come for you." In the following episode Rosalee discusses it with Eve and tells her "That's what I'd have said..." and once Eve is gone adding "[[SomethingOnlyTheyWouldSay ..if I was Juliette]]."
14th Sep '16 11:56:43 PM JaybeeInTVT
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The one true manly way to concede defeat for the girl's heart is to tell the winner that, if he ever screws up, he should expect an ass-kicking of epic proportions. Usually uttered by (or sometimes to) TheLancer or TheRival.

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The one true manly common trope way to concede defeat for the girl's heart is to tell the winner that, if he ever screws up, he should expect an ass-kicking of epic proportions. Usually uttered by (or sometimes to) TheLancer or TheRival.



The manly and gracious thing for the winner to do is to accept this statement. "I would be disappointed if you didn't." This is ''not'' (usually) an insult or a threat, but an agreement between guys who both want the same girl to be happy.

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The manly and gracious trope thing for the winner to do is to accept this statement. "I would be disappointed if you didn't." This is ''not'' (usually) an insult or a threat, but an agreement between guys who both want the same girl to be happy.
7th Sep '16 8:19:37 PM PaulA
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* In Creator/MegCabot's ''Missing'' series, Jess warns her brother's girlfriend "if you break his heart, I'll break your face." When her other brother begins dating her best friend, she repeats the same warning to her brother.

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* In Creator/MegCabot's ''Missing'' ''Literature/OneEightHundredWhereRYou'' series, Jess warns her brother's girlfriend "if you break his heart, I'll break your face." When her other brother begins dating her best friend, she repeats the same warning to her brother.
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