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15th Jun '17 7:21:15 PM Anddrix
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* Sgt. Schultz on ''Series/HogansHeroes'' has ''"I know NUSSINK! I see NUSSINK!"'' as a CatchPhrase - he's GenreSavvy enough to realize that investigating would just make things worse for him. Sometimes he goes further and tells the heroes, "I know nothing! I see nothing! I was not here! I didn't even get out of bed this morning!"

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* Sgt. Schultz on ''Series/HogansHeroes'' has ''"I know NUSSINK! I see NUSSINK!"'' as a CatchPhrase - he's GenreSavvy smart enough to realize that investigating would just make things worse for him. Sometimes he goes further and tells the heroes, "I know nothing! I see nothing! I was not here! I didn't even get out of bed this morning!"
13th Jun '17 12:46:04 AM JackG
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** In "The Caves of Androzani", [[CorruptCorporateExecutive Morgus]] has to make personal contact with the smugglers who until now have been working through his cut-out man, Stotz. They're naturally surprised to see the most wealthy and powerful man in the Androzani system is their boss.
-->'''Morgus:''' Why are you staring at me? Perhaps you think you recognise me?
-->'''Krelper:''' No, sir.
-->'''Stotz:''' Even if he does, Krelper won't say anything.
-->'''Morgus:''' [[ImpliedDeathThreat It wouldn't be wise.]]
6th May '17 5:34:18 PM nombretomado
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* In the first of the TransformersFilmSeries, Agent Simmons (who you're going to like a lot better in following installments) is part of a we-do-not-exist {{MIB}} organization. However, we find the folly of such organizations: Lennox tells him "I don't take orders from people who don't exist." at a climactic moment. You need to exist a bit more than Simmons does to be able to bring official pressure on members of lower organizations to obey you if you intend to be an ObstructiveBureaucrat.

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* In the first of the TransformersFilmSeries, ''Film/{{Transformers}}'', Agent Simmons (who you're going to like a lot better in following installments) is part of a we-do-not-exist {{MIB}} organization. However, we find the folly of such organizations: Lennox tells him "I don't take orders from people who don't exist." at a climactic moment. You need to exist a bit more than Simmons does to be able to bring official pressure on members of lower organizations to obey you if you intend to be an ObstructiveBureaucrat.
24th Mar '17 9:36:04 PM ClownZephyr302
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* In ''Fanfic/CommonSense'', [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} James]] is [[EveryManHasHisPrice paid extra]] by [[OriginalCharacter Mitchell]], a bookmaker that owes him money, in exchange for pretending they never met. After he's accepted the money, James has this to say as he leaves:
-->"I've already forgotten what you look like. Farewell."
2nd Mar '17 3:23:01 AM CumbersomeTercel
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** In ''[[Recap/DoctorWhoS21E3Frontios Frontios]]'', the Doctor and his companions visit a human colony that's so far in the future that the Time Lords (the Doctor's race) would disapprove. At the end, the colony thanks him for saving them, and he tells them, "[[ThinkNothingOfIt Don't mention it]]." His companion Turlough clarifies, "He means it. Literally." ''I.e.'' the Doctor doesn't want the colonists to let the Time Lords find out about it.
** In Series 4, Episode 2, "The Fires of Pompeii", when Metella asks the Doctor who he is, with his way with words, and his "temple containing such size within", he answers, "Oh, I was never here. Don't tell anyone."

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** In ''[[Recap/DoctorWhoS21E3Frontios Frontios]]'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS21E3Frontios Frontios]]", the Doctor and his companions visit a human colony that's so far in the future that the Time Lords (the Doctor's race) would disapprove. At the end, the colony thanks him for saving them, and he tells them, "[[ThinkNothingOfIt Don't mention it]]." His companion Turlough clarifies, "He means it. Literally." ''I.e.'' the Doctor doesn't want the colonists to let the Time Lords find out about it.
** In Series 4, Episode 2, "The "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E2TheFiresOfPompeii The Fires of Pompeii", Pompeii]]", when Metella asks the Doctor who he is, with his way with words, and his "temple containing such size within", he answers, "Oh, I was never here. Don't tell anyone."



** In the episode "Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges":

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** In the episode "Inter "[[{{Recap/StarTrekDeepSpaceNineS07E16InterArmaEnimSilentLeges}} Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges":Leges]]":



** In "In the Pale Moonlight", the entire episode is framed in flashback, as Sisko's private confession into his personal log. At the very end of the episode, following Sisko's chilling admission that he can live with everything he felt he had to do, he deletes the entire log so that the truth will never be revealed.

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** In "In "[[{{Recap/StarTrekDeepSpaceNineS06E19InThePaleMoonlight}} In the Pale Moonlight", Moonlight]]", the entire episode is framed in flashback, as Sisko's private confession into his personal log. At the very end of the episode, following Sisko's chilling admission that he can live with everything he felt he had to do, he deletes the entire log so that the truth will never be revealed.



** In "Lost Our Lisa", Lisa somehow ends up right outside Area 51[[spoiler:a]]. A map next to an information kiosk has a dot on it labeled "You are here. We are not."
** In "My Sister, My Sitter", Lisa has to babysit Bart, who makes her life a living hell by calling up random services. Lisa opens the door to find a military man who asks to see Lisa Simpson, who was reported to have seen a UFO. Lisa screams that she didn't see a UFO. The military man leans in threateningly and says, "That's right, you didn't." He then waves off a doctor with a syringe and leaves.

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** In "Lost "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS9E24LostOurLisa Lost Our Lisa", Lisa]]", Lisa somehow ends up right outside Area 51[[spoiler:a]]. A map next to an information kiosk has a dot on it labeled "You are here. We are not."
** In "My "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS8E17MySisterMySitter My Sister, My Sitter", Sitter]]", Lisa has to babysit Bart, who makes her life a living hell by calling up random services. Lisa opens the door to find a military man who asks to see Lisa Simpson, who was reported to have seen a UFO. Lisa screams that she didn't see a UFO. The military man leans in threateningly and says, "That's right, you didn't." He then waves off a doctor with a syringe and leaves.
25th Feb '17 9:19:12 AM Discar
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->'''Jon Spiro]]:''' If I go down, so do you!\\

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->'''Jon Spiro]]:''' Spiro:''' If I go down, so do you!\\
25th Feb '17 9:19:05 AM Discar
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->'''[[CorruptCorporateExecutive Jon Spiro]]:''' ''"If I go down, so do you!"''
->'''Artemis Fowl:''' ''"Incorrect. I was never here. The tapes will prove it."''

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->'''[[CorruptCorporateExecutive Jon ->'''Jon Spiro]]:''' ''"If If I go down, so do you!"''
->'''Artemis
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'''Artemis
Fowl:''' ''"Incorrect.Incorrect. I was never here. The tapes will prove it."''



* ''Franchise/ThePinkPanther'': In the first Steve Martin reboot film, a british secret agent who goes by "006" can't let anyone know he was ever in the city, so after [[InstantSedation shooting a whole gang with sleeping darts]], he hands Clouseau all the credit for stopping the Gas Mask Bandits, a crew of criminals that all Europe is looking for, but who have [[OutsideContextVillain nothing to do with the plot of the film]].

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* ''Franchise/ThePinkPanther'': In the first Steve Martin reboot film, a british secret agent who goes by "006" can't let anyone know he was ever in the city, so after [[InstantSedation shooting a whole gang with sleeping darts]], he hands Clouseau all the credit for stopping the Gas Mask Bandits, a crew of criminals that all Europe is looking for, but who have [[OutsideContextVillain [[OutsideContextProblem nothing to do with the plot of the film]].
2nd Feb '17 11:53:52 AM longWriter
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* ''Franchise/ThePinkPanther'': In the first Steve Martin reboot film, a british secret agent who goes by "006" can't let anyone know he was ever in the city, so after [[InstantTranquilizer shooting a whole gang with sleeping darts]], he hands Clouseau all the credit for stopping the Gas Mask Bandits, a crew of criminals that all Europe is looking for, but who have [[OutsideContextVillain nothing to do with the plot of the film]].

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* ''Franchise/ThePinkPanther'': In the first Steve Martin reboot film, a british secret agent who goes by "006" can't let anyone know he was ever in the city, so after [[InstantTranquilizer [[InstantSedation shooting a whole gang with sleeping darts]], he hands Clouseau all the credit for stopping the Gas Mask Bandits, a crew of criminals that all Europe is looking for, but who have [[OutsideContextVillain nothing to do with the plot of the film]].
2nd Feb '17 11:53:02 AM longWriter
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* ''Franchise/ThePinkPanther'': In the first Steve Martin reboot film, a british secret agent who goes by "006" can't let anyone know he was ever in the city, so after [[InstantTranquilizer shooting a whole gang with sleeping darts]], he hands Clouseau all the credit for stopping the Gas Mask Bandits, a crew of criminals that all Europe is looking for, but who have [[OutsideContextVillain nothing to do with the plot of the film]].
26th Jan '17 8:04:44 AM Morgenthaler
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* At the end of the ''{{Starcraft}}'' demo (which is also the prequel to the main game), you are told that you did not just kill [[ZergRush a bunch of Xenomorphs]] ... and the [=SpecOps=] unit was never here.

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* At the end of the ''{{Starcraft}}'' ''VideoGame/{{Starcraft}}'' demo (which is also the prequel to the main game), you are told that you did not just kill [[ZergRush a bunch of Xenomorphs]] ... and the [=SpecOps=] unit was never here.
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