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19th Jun '17 4:09:04 PM jormis29
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'''Attorney:''' An autographed copy of ''Beaches'', starring Bette Midler?\\

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'''Attorney:''' An autographed copy of ''Beaches'', ''Film/{{Beaches}}'', starring Bette Midler?\\Creator/BetteMidler?\\
11th Jun '17 3:08:14 PM JohnnyHuang
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-->'''Girl:''' What do you know about talent? You're unemployed, single, over 30 and you severely overestimate your cuteness!\\
'''Sarah:''' I choose to be over 30!

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-->'''Girl:''' What do you know about talent? You're unemployed, single, over 30 and you severely overestimate your cuteness!\\
'''Sarah:'''
cuteness!
-->'''Sarah:'''
I choose to be over 30!30!
* During an episode of ''Series/SavedByTheBell: The New Class'', Rachel decides to run for student body president to pat her extracurricular activities for college application, and Ryan -- her boyfriend at the time -- volunteers as her campaign manager. Her election campaign struggles at one point, leading to the following exchange:
-->'''Rachel''': All right, Mr. Campaign Manager, now what? For my extracurricular activities, I'm not writing down "a big, fat loser".
-->'''Ryan''': Come on, Rachel, think positive.
-->'''Rachel''': OK. (beat) I'm not fat. I'm just a big loser.
4th Jun '17 7:52:22 AM Theokal3
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* In ''ComicBook/MsMarvel2014'', the titular character, during her confrontation with [[StarterVillain the Inventor]], proceeds to deliver him a spectacular ReasonYouSuckSpeech describing in great details how sick she believes he is. He just stares at her blankly for most of the speech... until [ItMakesSenseInContext she calls him a bird]], at which point [[BerserkButton he completely loses his shit]].

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* In ''ComicBook/MsMarvel2014'', the titular character, during her confrontation with [[StarterVillain the Inventor]], proceeds to deliver him a spectacular ReasonYouSuckSpeech describing in great details how sick she believes he is. He just stares at her blankly for most of the speech... until [ItMakesSenseInContext [[ItMakesSenseInContext she calls him a bird]], at which point [[BerserkButton he completely loses his shit]].
4th Jun '17 7:51:33 AM Theokal3
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* In ''ComicBook/MsMarvel2014'', the titular character, during her confrontation with [[StarterVillain the Inventor]], proceeds to deliver him a spectacular ReasonYouSuckSpeech describing in great details how sick she believes he is. He just stares at her blankly for most of the speech... until [ItMakesSenseInContext she calls him a bird]], at which point [[BerserkButton he completely loses his shit]].



* In ''ComicBook/MsMarvel2014'', the titular character, during her confrontation with [[StarterVillain the Inventor]], proceeds to deliver him a spectacular ReasonYouSuckSpeech describing in great details how sick she believes he is. He just stares at her blankly for most of the speech... until [ItMakesSenseInContext she calls him a bird]], at which point [[BerserkButton he completely loses his shit]].
4th Jun '17 7:51:03 AM Theokal3
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* In ''ComicBook/MsMarvel2014'', the titular character, during her confrontation with [[StarterVillain the Inventor]], proceeds to deliver him a spectacular ReasonYouSuckSpeech describing in great details how sick she believes he is. He just stares at her blankly for most of the speech... until [ItMakesSenseInContext she calls him a bird]], at which point [[BerserkButton he completely loses his shit]].
30th May '17 2:32:29 PM gb00393
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** "Do I look like a fucking Umber to you?!"

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** "Do I look like a fucking Umber to you?!"you?!" - Ramsay Bolton. Given his later interactions with Smalljon Umber, this can be seen as HilariousInHindsight.
** Ramsay mockingly chides Theon for thinking him savage enough to roast and eat Theon's recently severed cock.
21st May '17 9:16:01 PM merotoker
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* A variation from ''Anime/SpacePirateMito''. The Galactic Patrol is looking for the main character, Aoi Mitsukuni, and to flush him out, they announce his "crimes" to the general populace, hoping they'll hand him over. In order, this includes being the son of a wanted SpacePirate, seducing woman, being a ten-foot monster (and apparently a {{gr|ipingAboutGremlins}}emlin), and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking disrespecting his parents]], since he injured his mother and ran away. Hearing the announcement, his classmates ask if it's true, and Aoi replies, "It's true," but stops short, leading his friends to have {{Imagine Spot}}s based on the more outlandish claims. (He really meant the last one, though the first is also true).

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* A variation from ''Anime/SpacePirateMito''. The Galactic Patrol is looking for the main character, Aoi Mitsukuni, and to flush him out, they announce his "crimes" to the general populace, hoping they'll hand him over. In order, this includes being the son of a wanted SpacePirate, {{Space Pirate|s}}, seducing woman, being a ten-foot monster (and apparently a {{gr|ipingAboutGremlins}}emlin), and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking disrespecting his parents]], since he injured his mother and ran away. Hearing the announcement, his classmates ask if it's true, and Aoi replies, "It's true," but stops short, leading his friends to have {{Imagine Spot}}s based on the more outlandish claims. (He really meant the last one, though the first is also true).



* ''[[Comicbook/XForce X-Statix]]''

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* ''[[Comicbook/XForce X-Statix]]''''Comicbook/XStatix''



** ''Discworld/MakingMoney'' features this exchange between [[SmugSnake Cosmo Lavish]] and our hero, [[LoveableRogue Moist von Lipwig]]:

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** ''Discworld/MakingMoney'' features this exchange between [[SmugSnake Cosmo Lavish]] and our hero, [[LoveableRogue [[LovableRogue Moist von Lipwig]]:



** In "[[Recap/AgentsOfSHIELDS4E9BrokenPromises Broken Promises]]", Mack refers to [[RidiculouslyHumanRobot Aida]] as a crazy, murderous sex bot. Her creator, [[MadScientist Dr. Radcliffe]], objects -- he never had sex with her, they're just friends. [[NotHelpingYourCase Fitz facepalms at this]].

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** In "[[Recap/AgentsOfSHIELDS4E9BrokenPromises Broken Promises]]", Mack refers to [[RidiculouslyHumanRobot [[RidiculouslyHumanRobots Aida]] as a crazy, murderous sex bot. Her creator, [[MadScientist Dr. Radcliffe]], objects -- he never had sex with her, they're just friends. [[NotHelpingYourCase Fitz facepalms at this]].



* Early on in ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsBirthBySleep'', Terra teases Aqua by saying "Oy, sometimes, you can be such a girl," after she tells him and Ventus that she made good luck charms for the three of them. You'd think a badass ActionGirl like Aqua would be offended, [[RealWomenNeverWearDresses right?]] Well, she is-- at the word "sometimes."

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* Early on in ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsBirthBySleep'', Terra teases Aqua by saying "Oy, sometimes, you can be such a girl," after she tells him and Ventus that she made good luck charms for the three of them. You'd think a badass ActionGirl like Aqua would be offended, [[RealWomenNeverWearDresses [[RealWomenDontWearDresses right?]] Well, she is-- at the word "sometimes."



* On Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses forum, WebVideo/MarzGurl was described as "overweight, terribe ''[sic]'' hair, odd clothing, and her face resembles squirrel". Her response? [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=62&t=4358&p=228506#p228506 The only thing I disagree with is the overweight thing.]]"

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* On Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses forum, WebVideo/MarzGurl was described as "overweight, terribe ''[sic]'' hair, odd clothing, and her face resembles squirrel". Her response? [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=62&t=4358&p=228506#p228506 The only thing I disagree with is the overweight thing.]]""



* ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManTheAnimatedSeries'': Although this may be HypocriticalHumour on Doc Ock's part...

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* ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManTheAnimatedSeries'': Although this may be HypocriticalHumour HypocriticalHumor on Doc Ock's part...






* When Michael Buckly made fun of rival figure skaters Evan Lysacek and Johnny Weir on his Website/YouTube show ''What the Buck?'', declaring that the wannabe-macho Evan and flamboyant Johnny were "totally doing it" and probably texted each other all day, Johnny posted the following message to Buckley's MySpace in response: "Love it, bitch! We totally don't text!"

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* When Michael Buckly made fun of rival figure skaters Evan Lysacek and Johnny Weir on his Website/YouTube show ''What the Buck?'', declaring that the wannabe-macho Evan and flamboyant Johnny were "totally doing it" and probably texted each other all day, Johnny posted the following message to Buckley's MySpace Website/MySpace in response: "Love it, bitch! We totally don't text!"



* When the first McDonalds came to New York City, a reviewer stated that, among other things, their milkshakes taste like Kaopectate and they use a machine to take the flavor out of fish. The president of the company replied, "We assure you that our milkshakes do not contain Kaopectate."

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* When the first McDonalds UsefulNotes/McDonalds came to New York City, a reviewer stated that, among other things, their milkshakes taste like Kaopectate and they use a machine to take the flavor out of fish. The president of the company replied, "We assure you that our milkshakes do not contain Kaopectate."
21st May '17 9:55:19 AM nombretomado
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-->'''Luke Cage:''' New VH1 show? ''Criminal Spinsters''?\\

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-->'''Luke Cage:''' New VH1 Creator/VH1 show? ''Criminal Spinsters''?\\
16th May '17 1:20:46 PM Eddy1215
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-->[[spoiler:'''Rainbow Dash''': SLOWPOKE?!}]

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-->[[spoiler:'''Rainbow Dash''': SLOWPOKE?!}]SLOWPOKE?!]]
16th May '17 1:19:52 PM Eddy1215
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* In ''Fanfic/AGemOfADay'', [[spoiler:Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy get into a rare argument, during which Fluttershy calls Rainbow Dash an "insensitive, loudmouthed, unreasonable old slowpoke"]].
-->[[spoiler:'''Rainbow Dash''': SLOWPOKE?!}]
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