History Main / ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne

17th Aug '16 12:26:57 PM JollyGlider87
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-->'''Misty:''' You can stuff your greedy little face ''after'' we find a Pokémon Center!\\
'''Ash:''' My face is little?

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-->'''Misty:''' You can stuff ** In ''Fire and Ice!'':
-->'''Misty''': Stuff
your greedy selfish little face ''after'' we find a drop off your Pokémon Center!\\
'''Ash:'''
to the Pokémon Center!
-->'''Ash:'''
My face is little?
26th Jul '16 8:57:01 PM LaughingGiraffe
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* 'Shine: A Burlesque Musical'. After Richard Suit rattles off the Aristocrat's many problems, Holly quips, "Don't forget the incompetent alcoholic psychopath in the manager's office!" Shine snaps, "Hey! I am not incompetent!"
23rd Jul '16 7:55:16 PM Hadjorim
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'''Joey:''' I am not a loser!

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'''Joey:''' I am not ''not'' a loser!



* From YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries:
'''Duke Devlin:''' They say you're a loser with a fetish for dressing up like animals.\\
'''Joey:''' I am ''not'' a loser!\\
23rd Jul '16 7:54:31 PM Hadjorim
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* WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd and WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic's Final Battle gives us an example in the middle of firing spectacular {{Cluster F B|omb}}roadsides at each other:
-->'''Nostalgia Critic:''' (''after being knocked backwards into a pile of boxes'') Who keeps piles of boxes around?! Honestly!\\
'''Angry Video Game Nerd:''' Oh, don't you TALK about my boxes! I like boxes!\\
'''Nostalgia Critic:''' That's the fuckest thing I ever heard, shit mop!\\
'''Angry Video Game Nerd:''' Shitload of fuck.\\
'''Nostalgia Critic:''' Fuck monkey!\\
'''Angry Video Game Nerd:''' I'm giving you both middle fingers... (''does a 360 degree turn and gives The Nostalgia Critic both middle fingers'') at full force!\\
'''Nostalgia Critic:''' Cow-humping transvestite!\\
'''Angry Video Game Nerd:''' Fe-fi-fo-fuck you!\\
'''Nostalgia Critic:''' Ass-blower!\\
'''Angry Video Game Nerd:''' Ya turd burglar, robble robble robble!\\
'''Nostalgia Critic:''' (''mocking'') Ooh, look at me, I'm the Angry Video Game Nerd...\\
'''Angry Video Game Nerd:''' Fuck you, fuck you, dick, dick, dick, dick. You fuck her, you fuck her, dick, dick...\\
'''Nostalgia Critic:''' ... I like to do stupid things because I smell bad...\\
'''Angry Video Game Nerd:''' Shut up! Shuuuuut up! Shuuuuut up!\\
'''Nostalgia Critic:''' You fuckin' little fuck, that's fuck, more fuck than your fuckins that are fucking fuck in a fucking world!\\
''Both:'' '''[[ClusterFBomb FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK...]]'''\\
'''Nostalgia Critic:''' Cock knocker!\\
'''Angry Video Game Nerd:''' (''{{beat}}'') Jerk.\\
'''Nostalgia Critic:''' [[DramaticPause ...]] ''[[LetsGetDangerous THAT'S IT!]]''


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* From YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries:
'''Duke Devlin:''' They say you're a loser with a fetish for dressing up like animals.\\
'''Joey:''' I am ''not'' a loser!\\
17th Jul '16 6:37:07 PM foxley
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* In ''ComicBook/GrimmFairyTales Presents Robyn Hood'' #15, Robyn intimidates a group of skinwalkers. As she goes to leave, one of them calls her a "crazy bitch". Robyn turns around and demands "What did you call me?" As another skinwalker starts to say "He didn't mean b...", Robyn continues "Did you just call me crazy?" The next panel has all of the skinwalkers PinnedToTheWall with arrows.

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* In ''ComicBook/GrimmFairyTales Presents Robyn Hood'' ComicBook/RobynHood'' #15, Robyn intimidates a group of skinwalkers. As she goes to leave, one of them calls her a "crazy bitch". Robyn turns around and demands "What did you call me?" As another skinwalker starts to say "He didn't mean b...", Robyn continues "Did you just call me crazy?" The next panel has all of the skinwalkers PinnedToTheWall with arrows.
14th Jul '16 6:24:10 PM AdamC
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-->'''Jeremy Clarkson:''' Every time I see you, those are the words that pop into my head: stylish and contemporary

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-->'''Jeremy Clarkson:''' Every time I see you, those are the words that pop into my head: stylish and contemporary contemporary.\\
14th Jul '16 6:23:31 PM AdamC
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* A flashback from ''Series/{{Titus}}'' has Papa Titus standing up to defend his integrity from his then-wife.
-->'''Wife:''' You lying, cheating, jackass!\\
'''Titus:''' I cheated, I didn't ''lie!'' If I lied you wouldn't've known I cheated! Don't insult my integrity!



-->'''Jeremy Clarkson:''' Every time I see you, those are the words that pop into my head: stylish and contemporary.\\

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-->'''Jeremy Clarkson:''' Every time I see you, those are the words that pop into my head: stylish and contemporary.\\contemporary



-->'''Archer:''' "What is it with serial killers and skin?"\\
'''Krieger''': "I'm not a serial killer!"\\
'''Archer''': "...Wait, why'd you emphasize 'serial'?

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-->'''Archer:''' "What What is it with serial killers and skin?"\\
skin?\\
'''Krieger''': "I'm I'm not a serial killer!"\\
'''Archer''': "...
a... "serial" killer!\\
'''Archer''': ...
Wait, why'd you emphasize 'serial'?
6th Jul '16 4:54:53 PM Scrounge
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A variation on this is for the character to claim that the string of insults is a half-truth, letting the viewer try to decide which parts are true or not. It's occasionally inverted with a bullying character playing the JerkWithAHeartOfJerk card and "apologizing" for an insult in a way that degrades the insultee(s) more. For example, calling an entire group of people "pigs" and then saying: [[TakeThat "I'm sorry. I hope I didn't offend any pigs."]] Or calling someone "ugly" and, when an apology is demanded, saying: "Okay, I'm sorry you're ugly."

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A variation on this is for the character to claim that the string of insults is a half-truth, letting the viewer try to decide which parts are true or not. It's occasionally inverted with a bullying character playing the JerkWithAHeartOfJerk card and "apologizing" for an insult in a way that degrades the insultee(s) more. For example, calling an entire group of people "pigs" and then saying: [[TakeThat [[InsultToRocks "I'm sorry. I hope I didn't offend any pigs."]] Or calling someone "ugly" and, when an apology is demanded, saying: "Okay, I'm sorry you're ugly."
1st Jul '16 7:24:35 PM foxley
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* In one episode of ''Series/HawaiiFive0'', a college girl assumes Steve and Danny are the gay parents of one of her sorority sisters. Steve doesn't bother correcting her about [[HeterosexualLifePartners the nature]] of his relationship with Danny, but he's annoyed that she thinks he's old enough to have a college-aged daughter. Lampshaded by Danny:
-->'''Sorority Girl:''' Kelly, your dads are here to pick you up.
-->'''Kelly:''' Those aren't my dads.
-->'''Steve:''' I'm sorry, you think I look old enough to be her father?
-->'''Danny:''' Th...That's the part you bumped on?



* ''Series/{{MADtv}}'': There's a sketch wherein a criminal who's on trial for armed robbery readily confesses a laundry list of crimes that includes assault, murder, arson, drug dealing, counterfeiting, and slavery, but doesn't want to be known as a robber.



* In the first episode of ''Series/TheWorstYearOfMyLifeAgain'', Parker calls Simon "a sniveling little coward". When Maddy comments that he has a point, Simon responds "I'm not that little!"



* In one episode of ''Series/HawaiiFive0'', a college girl assumes Steve and Danny are the gay parents of one of her sorority sisters. Steve doesn't bother correcting her about [[HeterosexualLifePartners the nature]] of his relationship with Danny, but he's annoyed that she thinks he's old enough to have a college-aged daughter. Lampshaded by Danny:
-->'''Sorority Girl:''' Kelly, your dads are here to pick you up.
-->'''Kelly:''' Those aren't my dads.
-->'''Steve:''' I'm sorry, you think I look old enough to be her father?
-->'''Danny:''' Th...That's the part you bumped on?
* ''Series/{{MADtv}}'': There's a sketch wherein a criminal who's on trial for armed robbery readily confesses a laundry list of crimes that includes assault, murder, arson, drug dealing, counterfeiting, and slavery, but doesn't want to be known as a robber.
* In the first episode of ''Series/TheWorstYearOfMyLifeAgain'', Parker calls Simon "a sniveling little coward". When Maddy comments that he has a point, Simon responds "I'm not that little!"
1st Jul '16 7:16:06 PM foxley
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* In the first episode of ''Series/TheWorstYearOfMyLifeAgain'', Parker calls Simon "a sniveling little coward". When Maddy comments that he has a point, Simon responds "I'm not that little!"
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