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28th Jul '16 7:49:44 PM PaulA
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* Who can forget JudyBlume's ''Forever''? "Katherine... I'd like you to meet Ralph."

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* Who can forget JudyBlume's Creator/JudyBlume's ''Forever''? "Katherine... I'd like you to meet Ralph."
26th Jul '16 9:41:02 AM CaptainCrawdad
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* Bender on ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' calls his antenna "Little Bender", implying that it's the robot equivalent of a penis in terms of pride, if not function (this is confirmed when he's turned human, or at least, it is in that WhatIf scenario).
** When he's turned into a {{Fembot}}, it's snipped off, suggesting that it really is pretty much a penis.
*** That broadcasts radio.
*** (snide remark)
*** Seems perfectly reasonable that a male robot sends his genetic information wirelessly to the female robot. Then she melds it with her own and transmits blueprints back to Mom's factory? (Unless she's equipped to build a baby herself - the Crushinator might be...)
*** In one of the Comedy Central episodes Bender knocks up the soda machine, and we are treated to the robot equivalent of those teen health videos which does indeed show that the antenna transmits a blueprint to the female robot.
** Further reinforced by when the black-sounding voiced robot police officer helps Bender look for it after he cuts it off. When he finds it, the police officer says: "You call that an antenna?"
** Leela calls her breasts her "girls".
** In "Benderama", a heavily inebriated Hermes asks an equally inebriated Zoidberg if he wants to see a picture of his "boy", which turns out to be his penis.

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* ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''
**
Bender on ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' calls his antenna "Little Bender", implying that it's Bender." It's implied throughout the robot equivalent of a penis in terms of pride, if not function (this is confirmed when he's turned human, or at least, it is in that WhatIf scenario).
** When he's turned into a {{Fembot}}, it's snipped off, suggesting that it really is pretty much a penis.
*** That broadcasts radio.
*** (snide remark)
*** Seems perfectly reasonable
show that a male robot sends his genetic information wirelessly to the female robot. Then she melds it with her own and transmits blueprints back to Mom's factory? (Unless she's equipped to build a baby herself - the Crushinator might be...)
*** In one of the Comedy Central episodes Bender knocks up the soda machine, and we are treated to the robot equivalent of those teen health videos which does indeed show that the
robot's antenna transmits a blueprint to the female robot.
** Further reinforced by when the black-sounding voiced robot police officer helps Bender look for it after he cuts it off. When he finds it, the police officer says: "You call that an antenna?"
is his penis equivalent.
** Leela calls her breasts her "girls".
"Girls".
** In "Benderama", a heavily inebriated Hermes asks an equally inebriated Zoidberg if he wants to see a picture of his "boy", "Boy", which turns out to be his penis.
26th Jul '16 9:37:13 AM CaptainCrawdad
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* Both ''Series/{{Highlander}}'' and ''Series/{{Merlin}}'' have frequent uses of the "sword" euphemism for obvious reasons.
* There's an ''Webcomic/AxisPowersHetalia'' fic where England claims that France has named his. France doesn't deny it.

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* Both ''Series/{{Highlander}}'' and ''Series/{{Merlin}}'' have frequent uses of the "sword" euphemism for obvious reasons.
* There's an ''Webcomic/AxisPowersHetalia''
''Webcomic/AxisPowersHetalia''
** There a
fic where England claims that France has named his. France doesn't deny it.



** The term "[[MemeticMutation Vital Regions]]" shows up on a regular basis, especially in connection with Prussia.



** Apparently, this was ''very'' embarrassing for teenage boys who happened to be named Ralph.



** This is actually a fairly common way for a woman to refer to her breasts.



** Joseph Paxton in ''Summer Breeze'' refers to his penis as "Old Glory" several times throughout the book, both mentally and vocally.

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** * Joseph Paxton in ''Summer Breeze'' refers to his penis as "Old Glory" several times throughout the book, both mentally and vocally.



** After the Hilton sisters? No, "Other way around, sugar."



** ...and an ex-girlfriend of his turns out to have made a vibrator model of it, meaning in the ''Coupling'' universe you can actually ''buy'' a Jr. Patrick.



* When Barney from ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'''' has Lily paint a nude portrait of him, he complains that she left out "Little Barney, Barnacle Jr, my Barnana, my Barnito Supremo!"

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* ''Series/HowIMetYourMother''
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When Barney from ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'''' has Lily paint a nude portrait of him, he complains that she left out "Little Barney, Barnacle Jr, my Barnana, my Barnito Supremo!"



* One episode of ''Series/TwoAndAHalfMen'' featured a section where the main characters, and one MauveShirt, compare names for theirs.

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* ''Series/TwoAndAHalfMen''
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One episode of ''Series/TwoAndAHalfMen'' featured a section where has the main characters, and one MauveShirt, compare names for theirs.



* In ''Series/MarriedWithChildren'', Al calls Peggy's breasts "the guys".
** Peggy calls them "the girls".

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* In ''Series/MarriedWithChildren'', Al calls Peggy's breasts "the guys".
**
guys." Peggy calls them "the girls".



* On ''Series/WillAndGrace'', Karen referred to her breasts as "license" and "registration" while flashing a cop who pulled her over. Then she made them talk. It was disturbing. (And pointless, as the cop [[spoiler:was gay and eventually ended up with Will.)]]
** Take a wild guess what her passport was.

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* On ''Series/WillAndGrace'', Karen referred to her breasts as "license" and "registration" while flashing a cop who pulled her over. Then she made them talk. It was disturbing. (And pointless, as the cop [[spoiler:was gay and eventually ended up with Will.)]]
** Take a wild guess what her passport was.



* Inverted in ''Series/{{Community}}'' , when Troy names his pet monkey "Annie's Boobs".



* On the Valentine's Day episode of ''Series/NewGirl'', Jess is determined to have a one-night stand. She tells Cece "Tonight's all about what Little Jess wants."

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* ''Series/NewGirl'',
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On the Valentine's Day episode of ''Series/NewGirl'', episode, Jess is determined to have a one-night stand. She tells Cece Cece, "Tonight's all about what Little Jess wants."



* In The Bloodhound Gang's song "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo," many different slang terms for both gender's genitalia are thrown around. The entire song is dedicated to euphemisms for sex.
* Music/{{Prince}} recorded a song called ''Little Red Corvette''. It's been said this is a reference to... a certain female part.
* FlightOfTheConchords song "Sugarlumps" is all about this trope: sugarlumps,candyballs, truffles...
--> If you party with the Party Prince
--> You get two complimentary after-dinner mints!
26th Jul '16 9:27:21 AM CaptainCrawdad
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* HilarityEnsues in this ''Series/{{Smallville}}'' [[http://www.caffiends.net/viewstory.php?sid=214 fanfiction]] and its [[CrowningMomentofFunny colorfully silly]] names for the male equipment.
** Fleshy flugelhorn.
** Latex cavalier.
** Crotch cobra.
** Fuck muscle.
** Fleshy pogo stick.
25th Jul '16 9:20:08 PM CaptainCrawdad
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Some guys get a kick out of naming their penis. The female equivalent (genitalia or breasts) is rarer, but not unheard of; a woman referring to her own breasts as "the girls" seems to be fairly common. The names themselves vary; sometimes it's their own name with 'Little' in front of it, sometimes it's something meaningful, like a reminder of a particular night and sometimes it's just plain for fun. In real life, though [[TooMuchInformation sharing is rarely done with those capable of caring]].

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Some guys get a kick out of naming their penis. The female equivalent (genitalia or breasts) is rarer, but not unheard of; a woman referring to her own breasts as "the girls" seems to be fairly common. The names themselves vary; sometimes it's their own name with 'Little' in front of it, sometimes it's something somethingull the Warrior meaningful, like a reminder of a particular night and sometimes it's just plain for fun. In real life, though [[TooMuchInformation sharing is rarely done with those capable of caring]].



** [[DeathbringerTheAdorable The last of which is what she names her Chinese crested (which is a small, mostly hairless breed of dog that can conceivably be mistaken for a chihuahua.)]]



* In ''Film/{{Poseidon}}'', Emmy Rossum's character refers to her breasts as "the twins" (although it's possible she was doing this just to make her father uncomfortable).
* In the movie ''Film/ShanghaiNoon'' Owen Wilson's character Roy O'Bannon calls his "Little Roy".

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* In ''Film/{{Poseidon}}'', Emmy Rossum's character refers to her breasts as "the twins" (although it's possible she was doing this just to make her father uncomfortable).
twins."
* In the movie ''Film/ShanghaiNoon'' Owen Wilson's character Roy O'Bannon calls his penis "Little Roy".



* When asked in health class to give examples of slang terms for the male erection, Jonathon Moxon of ''Film/VarsityBlues'' reels off this doozy of a list:
-->[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlpUwD3c8k0#t=60s The male erection. Pitchin' a tent, sportin' wood, stiffy, flesh rocket, tall Tommy, Mr. Morbis, the march is on, icicle has formed, Jack's magic beanstalk, rigor mortis has set in, Mr. Mushroom-head, mushroom on a stick, purple-headed yogurt slinger... oh, and "Pedro."]]
* In the same vein as ''Film/VarsityBlues'', all of the AustinPowers movies has featured this (with visual puns) to some degree - most famously done in the first one.

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* When asked in health class to give examples of slang terms for the male erection, Jonathon Moxon of ''Film/VarsityBlues'' reels off this doozy of a list:
-->[[http://www.
[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlpUwD3c8k0#t=60s The male erection. Pitchin' com/watch?v=zlpUwD3c8k0#t=60s a tent, sportin' wood, stiffy, flesh rocket, tall Tommy, Mr. Morbis, the march is on, icicle has formed, Jack's magic beanstalk, rigor mortis has set in, Mr. Mushroom-head, mushroom on a stick, purple-headed yogurt slinger... oh, and "Pedro."]]
* In the same vein as ''Film/VarsityBlues'', all of the AustinPowers movies has featured this (with visual puns) to
list]], some degree - most famously done in the first one.of which include naming member itself, including "Tall Tommy," "Mr. Morbis" and "Mr. Mushroomhead."


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* Did you hear the one about the Mexican with two penises? He named the left one "José" and the right one "Hose B."
25th Jul '16 9:14:49 PM CaptainCrawdad
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* The ''Franchise/StarTrek'' fanfic "Surp-Risa!" features a character thinking about "a woman's tribble". One can only assume this was an IncrediblyLamePun on "pussy".
25th Jul '16 8:49:16 PM CaptainCrawdad
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* The ''Film/{{Labyrinth}}'' fandom has taken to calling Music/DavidBowie's crotch "[[FanNickname The Area]]." It's kind of a weird meta-example in that the fans, instead of the character himself, named it.
30th Jun '16 10:37:51 AM NothingUnusualHere
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-->'''Dolores:''' It's called, "Good Heavens!"
-->'''Man:''' Dolores, I'm a very, very busy producer.
-->'''Dolores:''' You gotta give 'em a chance!
-->'''Man:''' Well, can they write a tune? Can they inspire a nation? Y'know, "c'mon kid, c'mon kid, Alexander's Ragtime Band..." Now there's a great tune for ya. Can they touch [[Music/IrvingBerlin Irving?]]
-->'''Dolores:''' (Putting her hand on his crotch) ''I'' can touch Irving.
-->'''Man:''' ...His name's George.

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-->'''Dolores:''' It's called, "Good Heavens!"
-->'''Man:'''
called ''Good Heavens!''\\
'''Man:'''
Dolores, I'm a very, very busy producer.
-->'''Dolores:'''
producer.\\
'''Dolores:'''
You gotta give 'em a chance!
-->'''Man:'''
chance!\\
'''Man:'''
Well, can they write a tune? Can they inspire a nation? Y'know, "c'mon kid, c'mon kid, Alexander's Ragtime Band..." Now there's a great tune for ya. Can they touch [[Music/IrvingBerlin Irving?]]
-->'''Dolores:''' (Putting
Irving?]]\\
'''Dolores:''' ''[putting
her hand on his crotch) ''I'' crotch]'' I can touch Irving.
-->'''Man:''' ...
Irving.\\
'''Man:''' ...
His name's George.
26th Jun '16 3:32:27 PM NothingUnusualHere
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* One of the guests in Lippa's ''Literature/TheWildParty'' is quick to correct his hooker Dolores about the proper name for his penis.
-->'''Dolores:''' It's called, "Good Heavens!"
-->'''Man:''' Dolores, I'm a very, very busy producer.
-->'''Dolores:''' You gotta give 'em a chance!
-->'''Man:''' Well, can they write a tune? Can they inspire a nation? Y'know, "c'mon kid, c'mon kid, Alexander's Ragtime Band..." Now there's a great tune for ya. Can they touch [[Music/IrvingBerlin Irving?]]
-->'''Dolores:''' (Putting her hand on his crotch) ''I'' can touch Irving.
-->'''Man:''' ...His name's George.
18th Jun '16 12:23:39 AM Doug86
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* {{Prince}} recorded a song called ''Little Red Corvette''. It's been said this is a reference to... a certain female part.

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* {{Prince}} Music/{{Prince}} recorded a song called ''Little Red Corvette''. It's been said this is a reference to... a certain female part.
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