A gigantic sport-utility vehicle, built under the philosophy that BiggerIsBetter. Smaller cars, or at least their drivers, tremble in fear at its presence on the highway -- or maybe it's because the road itself is shaking under its weight. The name will be something bold, authoritative and often referring to the rugged wilderness, like "Crusader", "Chihuahua" or "Kilimanjaro". It's filled with all sorts of equipment to help it tow trailers, climb mountains, and get through the rain, snow, sleet, hail, mud, and whatever else Mother Nature can throw at it... very little of which will be used by 90% of the people who buy it. Instead, it will most likely serve as a mall crawler in {{suburbia}} (or a "[[FunWithAcronyms suburban utility vehicle]]"), shuttling tots to soccer games and groceries back to the house. Fuel economy will be measured in either the single digits or in gallons per mile. The driver will be either a very tiny woman CompensatingForSomething, a man in his midlife crisis, a [[GermansLoveDavidHasselhoff Mexican cartel boss]] looking for something huge, intimidating and capable of seating lots of goons with lots of firepower, or a celebrity using it to flaunt his wealth (pro athletes, rap musicians and [[TheAhnold action movie stars]] are the most common), in which case it will likely also be a PimpedOutCar. When it comes time for Junior to get his or her license, expect the kid to shudder at the thought of having to maneuver the thing.

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A gigantic sport-utility vehicle, built under the philosophy that BiggerIsBetter. Smaller cars, or at least their drivers, tremble in fear at its presence on the highway -- or maybe it's because the road itself is shaking under its weight. The name will be something bold, authoritative and often referring to freedom, power and the rugged wilderness, like "Crusader", "Passport" or "Kilimanjaro". It's filled with all sorts of equipment to help it tow trailers, climb mountains, and get through the rain, snow, sleet, hail, mud, and whatever else Mother Nature can throw at it... very little of which will be used by 90% of the people who buy it. Instead, it will most likely serve as a mall crawler in {{suburbia}} (or a "[[FunWithAcronyms suburban utility vehicle]]"), shuttling tots to soccer games and groceries back to the house. Fuel economy will be measured in either the single digits or in gallons per mile. The driver will be either a very tiny woman CompensatingForSomething, a man in his midlife crisis, a [[GermansLoveDavidHasselhoff Mexican cartel boss]] looking for something huge, intimidating and capable of seating lots of goons with lots of firepower, or a celebrity using it to flaunt his wealth (pro athletes, rap musicians and [[TheAhnold action movie stars]] are the most common), in which case it will likely also be a PimpedOutCar. When it comes time for Junior to get his or her license, expect the kid to shudder at the thought of having to maneuver the thing.

3rd May '13 4:01:52 PM DaNuke

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A gigantic sport-utility vehicle, built under the philosophy that BiggerIsBetter. Smaller cars, or at least their drivers, tremble in fear at its presence on the highway -- or maybe it's because the road itself is shaking under its weight. The name will be something bold, authoritative and often referring to the rugged wilderness, like "Crusader", "Chihuahua" or "Kilimanjaro". It's filled with all sorts of equipment to help it tow trailers, climb mountains, and get through the rain, snow, sleet, hail, mud, and whatever else Mother Nature can throw at it... very little of which will be used by 90% of the people who buy it. Instead, it will most likely serve as a mall crawler in {{suburbia}} (or a "[[FunWithAcronyms suburban utility vehicle]]"), shuttling tots to soccer games and groceries back to the house. Fuel economy will be measured in either the single digits or in gallons per mile. The driver will be either a very tiny woman CompensatingForSomething, a man in his midlife crisis, a Mexican cartel boss looking for something huge, intimidating and capable of seating lots of goons with lots of firepower, or a celebrity using it to flaunt his wealth (pro athletes, rap musicians and [[TheAhnold action movie stars]] are the most common), in which case it will likely also be a PimpedOutCar. When it comes time for Junior to get his or her license, expect the kid to shudder at the thought of having to maneuver the thing.

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3rd May '13 4:01:32 PM DaNuke

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A gigantic sport-utility vehicle, built under the philosophy that BiggerIsBetter. Smaller cars, or at least their drivers, tremble in fear at its presence on the highway -- or maybe it's because the road itself is shaking under its weight. The name will be something bold, authoritative and often referring to the rugged wilderness, like "Crusader", "Chihuahua" or "Kilimanjaro". It's filled with all sorts of equipment to help it tow trailers, climb mountains, and get through the rain, snow, sleet, hail, mud, and whatever else Mother Nature can throw at it... very little of which will be used by 90% of the people who buy it. Instead, it will most likely serve as a mall crawler in {{suburbia}} (or a "[[FunWithAcronyms suburban utility vehicle]]"), shuttling tots to soccer games and groceries back to the house. Fuel economy will be measured in either the single digits or in gallons per mile. The driver will be either a very tiny woman, a man [[CompensatingForSomething in his midlife crisis]], a Mexican drug syndicate hitman, or a celebrity (pro athletes, rap musicians and [[TheAhnold action movie stars]] are the most common) using it to flaunt his wealth, in which case it will likely also be a PimpedOutCar. When it comes time for Junior to get his or her license, expect the kid to shudder at the thought of having to maneuver the thing.

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A gigantic sport-utility vehicle, built under the philosophy that BiggerIsBetter. Smaller cars, or at least their drivers, tremble in fear at its presence on the highway -- or maybe it's because the road itself is shaking under its weight. The name will be something bold, authoritative and often referring to the rugged wilderness, like "Crusader", "Chihuahua" or "Kilimanjaro". It's filled with all sorts of equipment to help it tow trailers, climb mountains, and get through the rain, snow, sleet, hail, mud, and whatever else Mother Nature can throw at it... very little of which will be used by 90% of the people who buy it. Instead, it will most likely serve as a mall crawler in {{suburbia}} (or a "[[FunWithAcronyms suburban utility vehicle]]"), shuttling tots to soccer games and groceries back to the house. Fuel economy will be measured in either the single digits or in gallons per mile. The driver will be either a very tiny woman CompensatingForSomething, a man in his midlife crisis, a Mexican cartel boss looking for something huge, intimidating and capable of seating lots of goons with lots of firepower, or a celebrity using it to flaunt his wealth (pro athletes, rap musicians and [[TheAhnold action movie stars]] are the most common), in which case it will likely also be a PimpedOutCar. When it comes time for Junior to get his or her license, expect the kid to shudder at the thought of having to maneuver the thing.

27th Apr '13 2:55:53 PM wuggles

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25th Apr '13 4:54:24 PM DaNuke

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A gigantic sport-utility vehicle, built under the philosophy that BiggerIsBetter. Smaller cars, or at least their drivers, tremble in fear at its presence on the highway -- or maybe it's because the road itself is shaking under its weight. The name will be something bold and authoritative, like "Crusader" or "Kilimanjaro". It's filled with all sorts of equipment to help it tow trailers, climb mountains, and get through the rain, snow, sleet, hail, mud, and whatever else Mother Nature can throw at it... very little of which will be used by 90% of the people who buy it. Instead, it will most likely serve as a mall crawler in {{suburbia}} (or a "[[FunWithAcronyms suburban utility vehicle]]"), shuttling tots to soccer games and groceries back to the house. Fuel economy will be measured in either the single digits or in gallons per mile. The driver will be either a very tiny woman, a man [[CompensatingForSomething in his midlife crisis]], a Mexican drug syndicate hitman, or a celebrity (pro athletes, rap musicians and [[TheAhnold action movie stars]] are the most common) using it to flaunt his wealth, in which case it will likely also be a PimpedOutCar. When it comes time for Junior to get his or her license, expect the kid to shudder at the thought of having to maneuver the thing.

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A gigantic sport-utility vehicle, built under the philosophy that BiggerIsBetter. Smaller cars, or at least their drivers, tremble in fear at its presence on the highway -- or maybe it's because the road itself is shaking under its weight. The name will be something bold, authoritative and often referring to the rugged wilderness, like "Crusader", "Chihuahua" or "Kilimanjaro". It's filled with all sorts of equipment to help it tow trailers, climb mountains, and get through the rain, snow, sleet, hail, mud, and whatever else Mother Nature can throw at it... very little of which will be used by 90% of the people who buy it. Instead, it will most likely serve as a mall crawler in {{suburbia}} (or a "[[FunWithAcronyms suburban utility vehicle]]"), shuttling tots to soccer games and groceries back to the house. Fuel economy will be measured in either the single digits or in gallons per mile. The driver will be either a very tiny woman, a man [[CompensatingForSomething in his midlife crisis]], a Mexican drug syndicate hitman, or a celebrity (pro athletes, rap musicians and [[TheAhnold action movie stars]] are the most common) using it to flaunt his wealth, in which case it will likely also be a PimpedOutCar. When it comes time for Junior to get his or her license, expect the kid to shudder at the thought of having to maneuver the thing.

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17th Apr '13 11:48:11 AM landmark356

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