History Main / GirlScoutsAreEvil

* GenderInvertedTrope in ''Film/OmenIIITheFinalConflict''. Damien's followers are shown to [[WeAreEverywhere come from all walks of life]] including a couple of boy scouts. When Damien orders his followers to [[NiceJobBreakingItHerod kill every child born on the day of Jesus's resurrection]], we see the two boys at someone's doorstep, cheerfully stating they come to do the "Good deed of the day!" and the scene cuts out, leaving the viewer to [[NothingIsScarier infer the rest]].

Is there anything more adorable and innocent than a Girl Scout? Definitely yes, if you ask some people (especially in the {{webcomic}} community). For some reason, they often end up depicted as [[EnfantTerrible vile monsters who use]] {{de|liberatelyCuteChild}}ceptive {{cute|IsEvil}}ness [[FaceOfAnAngelMindOfADemon and innocence]] to guilt-trip adults into buying a product they neither want nor need (viz., Girl Scout cookies) at greatly inflated prices. And if ''that'' doesn't work, they've got other weapons they can resort to...

* Appears in ''VideoGame/{{Psychonauts}}'', during Boyd Cooper's MentalWorld, where the Girl Scouts, called "Rainbow Squirts", basically turn out to be the AncientConspiracy, and the final boss of the level is The Den Mother. They're in charge of protecting the ManchurianAgent inside of Boyd until he's ready to wake up.

* Laura Limpin AKA The Big Badolescent from ''WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor'', who is a member of the Skunky Scouts. In "Operation: QUIET", Numbuh Three slams the door in her face when she shows up selling candy before Numbuh Five remembers the [[YouWouldntLikeMeWhenImAngry previous incident]] [[HulkingOut with her]]. Fortunately, she "convinces" them to buy it, and it proves useful in keeping Stickybeard occupied after he also shows up.

* Popped up in at least one ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'' strip, where they brought out the big guns - [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/3/16/ a red-nosed girl-scout with blond pigtails and crutches]], who successfully forced even {{Jerkass}} Tycho into buying a pile of overpriced cookies. Though it's close enough to count for this, in truth, this was not a case of evil Girl Scouts. Rather, it was a case of Tycho not being evil ''enough'' to resist the cuteness (and cookies). (Gabriel, on the other hand, [[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation claimed the girls spent the money on drugs...]]

* In ''[[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya Suzumiya Haruhi]] no Yako-Asobi'', the Girl Scouts are apparently the advanced recon and special operations branch of an AncientConspiracy that goes as far back as [[Literature/TheEpicOfGilgamesh Gilgamesh]].

* The trope gets an oblique nod in ''ComicBook/InnocenceLost'': TykeBomb HumanWeapon assassin ComicBook/{{X 23}} disguises herself as a Girl Scout to gain access to a target for assassination. Said individual was a serial killer who preyed on young girls,[[note]]X was there to rescue her "mother's" niece[[/note]] making the "innocent" Girl Scout an ideal disguise.

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* ''Comicbook/{{Trinity}}'') featured the Justice League having to visit their MirrorUniverse, where, along with the evil Justice League, there are two rival groups of Girl Scouts (the Girl Sentries and the Bonfire Girls) actively warring over territories.

* A ''Franchise/{{Superman}} / Franchise/{{Batman}}/ Franchise/WonderWoman'' comic (the weekly "Maxi-Series" ''Trinity'') featured the Justice League having to visit their MirrorUniverse, where, along with the evil Justice League, there are two rival groups of Girl Scouts actively warring over territories.

* Gendder-inverted during an episode of ''WesternAnimation/SpaceGoofs'', where a bunch of Boy Scouts come in and terrorize Gorgious by putting him through an extreme hazing ritual.

* Appears - in a way - in ''VideoGame/{{Psychonauts}}'', during the "{{Milkman|Conspiracy}}" mindscape, where the Girl Scouts, called "Rainbow Squirts", basically turn out to be the AncientConspiracy, and the final boss of the level is The Denmother. They’re opposed to the MenInBlack, but both sides are so sinister and [[NebulousEvilOrganisation nonsensical]] it’s hard to tell who the worse option is.

* One episode of ''WesternAnimation/LeagueOfSuperEvil'' had Voltar butting heads with the cute-but-pushy Suzie Scouts when they tried to sell him cookies.

* The ''WesternAnimation/{{Dilbert}}'' cartoon has a downplayed example, One episode had a girl scout in TheStinger who clearly put on the waterworks to yoink Dilbert out of his money, even as he himself pointed out that her parents are wealthy and he doesn't need the overpriced cookies. When he tries to rationalize it as "helping a little girl learn a valuable lesson", Dogbert counters that he had mostly encouraged her to pursue a life of crime.

* In the ''WesternAnimation/{{Dilbert}}'' [[AnimatedAdaptation Animated Series]], one of the opening stings is a girl scout-type who clearly put on the waterworks to yoink Dilbert out of his money, even as he himself pointed out that her parents are wealthy and he doesn't need the overpriced cookies. When he tries to rationalize it as "helping a little girl learn a valuable lesson", Dogbert counters that he had mostly encouraged her to pursue a life of crime.

* Appears - in a way - in ''VideoGame/{{Psychonauts}}'', during the "{{Milkman|Conspiracy}}" mindscape, where the Girl Scouts, called "Rainbow Squirts", basically turn out to be the AncientConspiracy, and the final boss of the level is The Denmother.

* Joked about by ComicBook/SpiderMan in a crossover with ComicBook/ThePunisher and ComicBook/{{Daredevil}}. Daredevil has a data drive that many supercriminal organizations are looking for. Spider-Man lists A.I.M., Hydra, the Hand, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers the Girl Scout Troop 107 from Montauk]]...

* The first ''Film/TheAddamsFamily'' movie, where Wednesday and Pugsley terrorize a girl scout. That actress returns in the next movie as the AlphaBitch. It's Mercedes [=McNab=], who went on to play Harmony in ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' and ''Series/{{Angel}}.'' In said first film, said Alpha Bitch turns up her nose at Wednesday's lemonade stand because the lemonade's not made with real lemons. When she tells Wednesday she's selling Girl Scout Cookies instead, Wednesday asks, "[[MadeFromRealGirlScouts Are they made with real Girl Scouts?]]" The alpha bitch gives her a horrified look, but ''doesn't actually say no....'' Depending on your interpretation, Wednesday may have just [[LittleMissSnarker made the joke to get rid of her]] because she was being an annoying snob. (Well, ''maybe''.)