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28th Mar '17 7:01:00 AM Phred
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* In ''WesternAnimation/BuddyThunderstruck'' a Cootie Scout attempts to aggressively sell cookies to Buddy and Darnell. When Buddy points out he is on a cookie do-not-call list and it is therefore illegal for her to be pushing cookies on him, she brutally beats him up so he can't call the police.
22nd Mar '17 6:13:36 PM Nohbody
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* For multiple reasons, the US Military has plans for dealing with an attempted rebellion by the Girl Scouts. Mainly, it's just to let the plan-makers practice making plans for beating unconventional enemies, but [[CrazyPrepared they did file the plans away just in case. Of course, they have done the same for everything from aliens to zombies.]][[note]]The ''reason'' they did this was to try to come up with a plan of how to defeat a group that the public and military would be very hesitant to attack for whatever reason. No one wants to punch a little girl in the face after all.[[/note]]
* Some say the girl scouts kill... via heart disease. [[http://web.archive.org/web/20120804021241/http://news.change.org/stories/heart-disease-girl-scout-cookies-secret-ingredient The cookies!]]
** [[EvilTastesGood But the Thin Mints are just so delicious!]]


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15th Mar '17 7:36:00 PM Madrugada
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** It isn't just the US that has them.



* Not so much evil as plain badass were the first Girl Scouts. They heard what the boys were getting up to and gatecrashed a jamboree, demanding a piece of the action. The year was 1909; the recipient of the demand was ''Robert Baden-Powell''; and the jamboree was the first official one ever. And they got what they wanted.
* Of course, look at the law of averages. Bullying exists in schools, the military, workplaces, and almost any other large group. It stands to pretty good reason that there is at least a few bad apples in the bunch.
* Girl Scouts are proud supporters of Planned Parenthood, making them villainous to pro-lifers but heroic for pro-choice supporters.
* Proof that some girl scouts are at least DiabolicalMastermind material was provided when a 13 year-old set up her cookie stand outside a medical marijuana clinic in UsefulNotes/SanFrancisco. She sold out her stock in 45 minutes. (And with recreational marijuana now legal in Colorado and more states likely to follow, such ideas for ''any'' sort of vendor might become more common in the near future...)

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* Not so much evil as plain badass were the first Girl Scouts. They heard what the boys were getting up to and gatecrashed a jamboree, demanding a piece of the action. The year was 1909; the recipient of the demand was ''Robert Baden-Powell''; and the jamboree was the first official one ever. And they got what they wanted.
* Of course, look at the law of averages. Bullying exists in schools, the military, workplaces, and almost any other large group. It stands to pretty good reason that there is at least a few bad apples in the bunch.
* Girl Scouts are proud supporters of Planned Parenthood, making them villainous to pro-lifers but heroic for pro-choice supporters.
* Proof that some girl scouts are at least DiabolicalMastermind material was provided when a 13 year-old set up her cookie stand outside a medical marijuana clinic in UsefulNotes/SanFrancisco. She sold out her stock in 45 minutes. (And with recreational marijuana now legal in Colorado and more states likely to follow, such ideas for ''any'' sort of vendor might become more common in the near future...)

2nd Mar '17 6:19:36 AM Vir
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* ''WesternAnimation/EvilConCarne'': When Hector Con Carne tried to form a league of destruction, there was a Girl Scout troop among the invitees. Even Skarr is afraid of them.

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* ''WesternAnimation/EvilConCarne'': When Hector Con Carne tried to form a league of destruction, LegionOfDoom, there was a Girl Scout troop among the invitees. Even Skarr is afraid of them.
2nd Mar '17 6:19:12 AM Vir
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* ''WesternAnimation/EvilConCarne'': When Hector Con Carne tried to form a league of destruction, there was a Girl Scout troop among the invitees. Even Scarr is afraid of them.

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* ''WesternAnimation/EvilConCarne'': When Hector Con Carne tried to form a league of destruction, there was a Girl Scout troop among the invitees. Even Scarr Skarr is afraid of them.
2nd Mar '17 6:17:46 AM Vir
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* One of the video game adaptations for ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'', ''[[VideoGame/TheFairlyOddparentsBreakinDaRules Breakin' Da Rules]]'', had a chapter where Vicky hypnotizes the [[ScoutOut Creme Puffs]] to kidnap the Squirrely Scouts and tie them up in sheds, barns, and other places. Their main camp looks like a concentration camp, with barbed wire, walls made out of sharpened logs (like old forts), and giant spotlights mounted on towers. They also have [[RedEyesTakeWarning glowing red eyes]] as a side-effect of hypnosis.

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* One of the video game adaptations for ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'', ''[[VideoGame/TheFairlyOddparentsBreakinDaRules ''[[VideoGame/TheFairlyOddParentsBreakinDaRules Breakin' Da Rules]]'', had a chapter where Vicky hypnotizes the [[ScoutOut Creme Puffs]] to kidnap the Squirrely Scouts and tie them up in sheds, barns, and other places. Their main camp looks like a concentration camp, with barbed wire, walls made out of sharpened logs (like old forts), and giant spotlights mounted on towers. They also have [[RedEyesTakeWarning glowing red eyes]] as a side-effect of hypnosis.
2nd Mar '17 6:17:33 AM Vir
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* Also appeared - in a way - in ''VideoGame/{{Psychonauts}}'', during the "{{Milkman|Conspiracy}}" mindscape, where the Girl Scouts, called "Rainbow Squirts", basically turn out to be the AncientConspiracy, and the final boss of the level is The Denmother.

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* Also appeared Appears - in a way - in ''VideoGame/{{Psychonauts}}'', during the "{{Milkman|Conspiracy}}" mindscape, where the Girl Scouts, called "Rainbow Squirts", basically turn out to be the AncientConspiracy, and the final boss of the level is The Denmother.



* One of the video game adaptations for ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'', ''[[VideoGame/TheFairlyOddparentsBreakinDaRules Breakin' Da Rules]]'', had a chapter where Vicky hypnotizes the [[ScoutOut Creme Puffs]] to kidnap the [[ScoutOut Squirrely Scouts]] and tie them up in sheds, barns, and other places. Their main camp looks like a concentration camp, with barbed wire, walls made out of sharpened logs (like old forts), and giant spotlights mounted on towers. They also have [[RedEyesTakeWarning glowing red eyes]] as a side-effect of hypnosis.

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* One of the video game adaptations for ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'', ''[[VideoGame/TheFairlyOddparentsBreakinDaRules Breakin' Da Rules]]'', had a chapter where Vicky hypnotizes the [[ScoutOut Creme Puffs]] to kidnap the [[ScoutOut Squirrely Scouts]] Scouts and tie them up in sheds, barns, and other places. Their main camp looks like a concentration camp, with barbed wire, walls made out of sharpened logs (like old forts), and giant spotlights mounted on towers. They also have [[RedEyesTakeWarning glowing red eyes]] as a side-effect of hypnosis.
14th Nov '16 8:08:45 PM PaulA
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* ''The Ganymede Takeover'' by Creator/PhilipKDick. One of the [[YourMindMakesItReal illusions created by the hell-weapons]] is a battalion of Brownie Scouts, crushing skulls with their overbaked cookies.

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* ''The Ganymede Takeover'' ''Literature/TheGanymedeTakeover'' by Creator/PhilipKDick.Creator/PhilipKDick and Ray Nelson. One of the [[YourMindMakesItReal illusions created by the hell-weapons]] is a battalion of Brownie Scouts, crushing skulls with their overbaked cookies.
22nd Sep '16 6:12:46 AM LadyJaneGrey
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* There's a skin mod for ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'' to replace the Scout with his apparently existent [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment female sister]], effectively named [[{{Pun}} The Girl Scout]]. She doesn't have any audio clips yet, but based on her description, it's safe to assume she is a girl scout to some extent, and she does kill people. (Outside the game, that is.) Subversion; beyond the deliberate pun, she's a 20-something gangster-turned-mercenary just like her brother.

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* There's a skin mod for ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'' to replace the Scout with his apparently existent [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment female sister]], effectively named [[{{Pun}} The Girl Scout]]. She doesn't have any audio clips yet, but based on her description, it's safe to assume she is a girl scout to some extent, and she does kill people. (Outside the game, that is.(Well, as much as her brother does.) Subversion; beyond the deliberate pun, she's a 20-something gangster-turned-mercenary just like her brother.
20th Sep '16 10:46:55 AM LadyJaneGrey
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* There's a skin mod for ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'' to replace the Scout with his apparently existent [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment female sister]], effectively named [[{{Pun}} The Girl Scout]]. She doesn't have any audio clips yet, but based on her description, it's safe to assume she is a girl scout to some extent, and she does kill people. Subversion; beyond the deliberate pun, she's a 20-something gangster-turned-mercenary just like her brother.

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* There's a skin mod for ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'' to replace the Scout with his apparently existent [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment female sister]], effectively named [[{{Pun}} The Girl Scout]]. She doesn't have any audio clips yet, but based on her description, it's safe to assume she is a girl scout to some extent, and she does kill people. (Outside the game, that is.) Subversion; beyond the deliberate pun, she's a 20-something gangster-turned-mercenary just like her brother.
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