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15th Jul '17 1:14:35 AM Vir
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* ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'' sort-of subverts this: Doofenshmirtz feels incredibly awkward around the Fireside Girls and cannot say no to buying their treats, but apparently all they do is stand there and look cute. The girls are actually usually helpful sidekicks to the main characters, Phineas and Ferb (and as absurdly capable as the pair, able to fight alligators and fix time machines).

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* ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'' sort-of subverts plays with this: Doofenshmirtz feels incredibly awkward around the Fireside Girls and cannot say no to buying their treats, but apparently all they do is stand there and look cute. The girls are actually usually helpful sidekicks to the main characters, Phineas and Ferb (and as absurdly capable as the pair, able to fight alligators and fix time machines).
1st Jul '17 1:03:30 AM erforce
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* In ''Film/{{Dodgeball}}'', in order to qualify for the dodgeball tournament in Las Vegas, Average Joe's must first defeat a team of aggressive, steroid-using...girl scouts. Well, one of them was busted for using steroids...and a beaver tranquilizer...at the end of the match. Whether the others were using them also is up for debate.

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* In ''Film/{{Dodgeball}}'', ''Film/DodgeballATrueUnderdogStory'', in order to qualify for the dodgeball tournament in Las Vegas, Average Joe's must first defeat a team of aggressive, steroid-using...girl scouts. Well, one of them was busted for using steroids...and a beaver tranquilizer...at the end of the match. Whether the others were using them also is up for debate.
6th Jun '17 7:43:44 PM Vir
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** Another episode ''Door to Door'' involves Zim trying to sell chocolate bars for Skool. After several failed attempts such as telling people, "please buy my candy or my little brother will go insane" he decides to use alien technology to show them the horrible future that will occur if they don't buy the candy.

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** Another The episode ''Door "Door to Door'' Door" involves Zim trying to sell chocolate bars for Skool. After several failed attempts such as telling people, "please buy my candy or my little brother will go insane" he decides to use alien technology to show them the horrible future that will occur if they don't buy the candy.
6th Jun '17 7:41:39 PM Vir
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6th Jun '17 7:40:48 PM Vir
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* The first ''Film/TheAddamsFamily'' movie, where Wednesday and Pugsley [[MadeFromRealGirlScouts terrorize a girl scout]]. That actress returns in the next movie as the AlphaBitch. It's Mercedes [=McNab=], who went on to play Harmony in ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' and ''Series/{{Angel}}.'' In said first film, said alpha bitch turns up her nose at Wednesday's lemonade stand, because it's not made with real lemons. When she tells Wednesday she's selling Girl Scout Cookies instead, Wednesday asks, "[[MadeFromRealGirlScouts Are they made with real Girl Scouts?]]" The alpha bitch gives her a horrified look, but ''doesn't actually say no....'' Depending on your interpretation, Wednesday may have just [[LittleMissSnarker made the joke to get rid of her]] because she was being an annoying snob. (Well, ''maybe''.)

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* The first ''Film/TheAddamsFamily'' movie, where Wednesday and Pugsley [[MadeFromRealGirlScouts terrorize a girl scout]].scout. That actress returns in the next movie as the AlphaBitch. It's Mercedes [=McNab=], who went on to play Harmony in ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' and ''Series/{{Angel}}.'' In said first film, said alpha bitch Alpha Bitch turns up her nose at Wednesday's lemonade stand, stand because it's not made with real lemons. When she tells Wednesday she's selling Girl Scout Cookies instead, Wednesday asks, "[[MadeFromRealGirlScouts Are they made with real Girl Scouts?]]" The alpha bitch gives her a horrified look, but ''doesn't actually say no....'' Depending on your interpretation, Wednesday may have just [[LittleMissSnarker made the joke to get rid of her]] because she was being an annoying snob. (Well, ''maybe''.)



* In ''Webcomic/ReturnToSender'', a monster diguises itself as a creepy Girl Scout. (Sequence begins [[http://rts.lunistice.com/part2/2_9.html here]].)

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* In ''Webcomic/ReturnToSender'', a monster diguises disguises itself as a creepy Girl Scout. (Sequence begins [[http://rts.lunistice.com/part2/2_9.html here]].)
6th Jun '17 7:38:45 PM Vir
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** The later seasons loved this, making Suzy the regular member of an entire army of girl scouts. In one episode, they wage a water-balloon war on Carl and the geeks, who in turn, recruit Johnny to train them. In another one, Johnny is assigned to watch over the Girl Scouts. He takes them on a trip near a building scheduled for demolition. When he looses track of them, and goes into the building to look for them, the scene shifts to the girl scouts chatting with the workers ready to demolish the building. They let Suzy push the button. Kaboom.

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** The later seasons loved this, making Suzy the regular member of an entire army of girl scouts. In one episode, they wage a water-balloon war on Carl and the geeks, who in turn, recruit Johnny to train them. In another one, Johnny is assigned to watch over the Girl Scouts. He takes them on a trip near a building scheduled for demolition. When he looses loses track of them, them and goes into the building to look for them, the scene shifts to the girl scouts chatting with the workers ready to demolish the building. They let Suzy push the button. Kaboom.



-->'''Chef's dad''': There was a knock on the door. I open it, and there's this cute little girl scout.
-->'''Chef's mom''': Oh she was so adorable with her little pigtails and all!
-->'''Chef's dad''': And she said to me "how would you like to buy some cookies?" and I said "well, what kind do you have?" and she had cinnamon, graham crunchy seeds, raisin oatmeal, and I said "we'll take a graham crunchy, how much will that be?" and she looked at me and she says "I need about [[RunningGag tree-fiddy]]." [[PaperThinDisguise Well, it was about that time that I noticed this girl scout was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the Paleozoic era!]]

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-->'''Chef's dad''': There was a knock on the door. I open it, and there's this cute little girl scout.
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'''Chef's
mom''': Oh she was so adorable with her little pigtails and all!
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'''Chef's
dad''': And she said to me "how would you like to buy some cookies?" and I said "well, what kind do you have?" and she had cinnamon, graham crunchy seeds, raisin oatmeal, and I said "we'll take a graham crunchy, how much will that be?" and she looked at me and she says "I need about [[RunningGag tree-fiddy]]." [[PaperThinDisguise Well, it was about that time that I noticed this girl scout was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the Paleozoic era!]]



* Inverted in ''WesternAnimation/HeyArnold'' where at the end of one episode, a group of girl scouts beat Helga up because earlier she mugged one of their own and stole her clothes so she could get into Arnold's house.

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* Inverted in ''WesternAnimation/HeyArnold'' where at the end of one episode, a group of girl scouts beat beats Helga up because earlier she mugged one of their own and stole her clothes so she could get into Arnold's house.


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* In ''WesternAnimation/PickleAndPeanut'' the duo give away Pickle's cookies to the neighborhood and draw the ire of the Sugar Bee scouts, who then steal Pickle's recipe and are unsuccessful in attempting to replicate it because they were making it with [[ThePowerOfHate hate]] instead of [[ThePowerOfLove love]].
5th Jun '17 2:25:58 PM Nylsa
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-->'''Lapinyuu:''' Would you like some fresh-baked cookies from Aunt Makoto?s Farm? They come in the flavors of chocolate, strawberry, [[Anime/FreshPrettyCure peach, blueberry, pineapple, passionfruit]] and Oreos with peanut-- (Chloe slams door on her face) --butter.
* Villainous Girl Scouts appear in [[http://tuffers-art.deviantart.com/art/Garage-Sale-401768042 this Deviation]], much to the regret of the artists OC. (SFW)

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-->'''Lapinyuu:''' Would you like some fresh-baked cookies from Aunt Makoto?s Makoto's Farm? They come in the flavors of chocolate, strawberry, [[Anime/FreshPrettyCure peach, blueberry, pineapple, passionfruit]] and Oreos with peanut-- (Chloe slams door on her face) --butter.
* Villainous Girl Scouts appear in [[http://tuffers-art.deviantart.com/art/Garage-Sale-401768042 this Deviation]], much to the regret of the artists artist's OC. (SFW)



* Two angry Girl Scouts get in a BarBrawl in a flashback from ''Film/{{Airplane}}!''

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* Two angry Girl Scouts get in a BarBrawl in a flashback from ''Film/{{Airplane}}!''''Film/{{Airplane}}''
28th Mar '17 7:01:00 AM Phred
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* In ''WesternAnimation/BuddyThunderstruck'' a Cootie Scout attempts to aggressively sell cookies to Buddy and Darnell. When Buddy points out he is on a cookie do-not-call list and it is therefore illegal for her to be pushing cookies on him, she brutally beats him up so he can't call the police.
22nd Mar '17 6:13:36 PM Nohbody
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* For multiple reasons, the US Military has plans for dealing with an attempted rebellion by the Girl Scouts. Mainly, it's just to let the plan-makers practice making plans for beating unconventional enemies, but [[CrazyPrepared they did file the plans away just in case. Of course, they have done the same for everything from aliens to zombies.]][[note]]The ''reason'' they did this was to try to come up with a plan of how to defeat a group that the public and military would be very hesitant to attack for whatever reason. No one wants to punch a little girl in the face after all.[[/note]]
* Some say the girl scouts kill... via heart disease. [[http://web.archive.org/web/20120804021241/http://news.change.org/stories/heart-disease-girl-scout-cookies-secret-ingredient The cookies!]]
** [[EvilTastesGood But the Thin Mints are just so delicious!]]


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15th Mar '17 7:36:00 PM Madrugada
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** It isn't just the US that has them.



* Not so much evil as plain badass were the first Girl Scouts. They heard what the boys were getting up to and gatecrashed a jamboree, demanding a piece of the action. The year was 1909; the recipient of the demand was ''Robert Baden-Powell''; and the jamboree was the first official one ever. And they got what they wanted.
* Of course, look at the law of averages. Bullying exists in schools, the military, workplaces, and almost any other large group. It stands to pretty good reason that there is at least a few bad apples in the bunch.
* Girl Scouts are proud supporters of Planned Parenthood, making them villainous to pro-lifers but heroic for pro-choice supporters.
* Proof that some girl scouts are at least DiabolicalMastermind material was provided when a 13 year-old set up her cookie stand outside a medical marijuana clinic in UsefulNotes/SanFrancisco. She sold out her stock in 45 minutes. (And with recreational marijuana now legal in Colorado and more states likely to follow, such ideas for ''any'' sort of vendor might become more common in the near future...)

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* Not so much evil as plain badass were the first Girl Scouts. They heard what the boys were getting up to and gatecrashed a jamboree, demanding a piece of the action. The year was 1909; the recipient of the demand was ''Robert Baden-Powell''; and the jamboree was the first official one ever. And they got what they wanted.
* Of course, look at the law of averages. Bullying exists in schools, the military, workplaces, and almost any other large group. It stands to pretty good reason that there is at least a few bad apples in the bunch.
* Girl Scouts are proud supporters of Planned Parenthood, making them villainous to pro-lifers but heroic for pro-choice supporters.
* Proof that some girl scouts are at least DiabolicalMastermind material was provided when a 13 year-old set up her cookie stand outside a medical marijuana clinic in UsefulNotes/SanFrancisco. She sold out her stock in 45 minutes. (And with recreational marijuana now legal in Colorado and more states likely to follow, such ideas for ''any'' sort of vendor might become more common in the near future...)

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