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9th Jun '18 10:46:53 PM nombretomado
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* WebVideo/JustBetweenUs has a gag dildo in "Should You Hide Your True Self to Make Friends?", one of their sponsored videos. ''[[SugarWiki/CrowningMomentOfFunny It gets stuck to the table.]]''

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* WebVideo/JustBetweenUs has a gag dildo in "Should You Hide Your True Self to Make Friends?", one of their sponsored videos. ''[[SugarWiki/CrowningMomentOfFunny ''[[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments It gets stuck to the table.]]''
29th May '18 11:39:30 AM WillKeaton
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* In a ''Horne and Corden'' sketch, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkytHqXFXYI shown here]], a man gets a penis enlargement, resulting in him pulling a snake several feet in length out of his trousers to show his friend. "It's not too big, is it?"

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* In a ''Horne and Corden'' sketch, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkytHqXFXYI shown here]], here,]] a man gets a penis enlargement, resulting in him pulling a snake several feet in length out of his trousers to show his friend. "It's not too big, is it?"



** Kryten's [[PlannedObsolescence replacement]] has a penis that is hard enough to cleanly break a brick in two, as shown in his product video.

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** Kryten's [[PlannedObsolescence replacement]] replacement has a penis that is hard enough to cleanly break a brick in two, as shown in his product video.
29th May '18 11:37:25 AM WillKeaton
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[[caption-width-right:200:[[http://scribol.com/environment/plants/10-most-suggestive-cacti-on-earth/ What a prick]].]]

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[[caption-width-right:200:[[http://scribol.com/environment/plants/10-most-suggestive-cacti-on-earth/ What a prick]].]]
prick.]]]]
22nd May '18 8:17:01 AM sgamer82
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* In the ''Podcast/TheLastPodcastOnTheLeft's'' series on UsefulNotes/RasputinTheMadMonk, Rasputin's member is so large and so prominent in his story that one of the last Rasputin myths Marcus Parks makes it a point to dispel is that Rasputin's cock, currently on display in a big, ''big'' jar of fromaldihyde in St. Petersburg, is more likely a well-disguised horse cock. This prompts Henry Zebrowski to want to meet the painter who did the disguising. When referring to the animated ''WesternAnimation/{{Anastasia}}'', they describe Rasputin's lantern as a giant green dildo.
20th May '18 6:28:36 AM PiDa
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* ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2'', during the Raiden segment. If an alert is caused and Raiden heads to the torture rack, a soldier will come, investigate him, and be shocked and envious at the size. Also, Snake teases him about it later - "Amazing how you can walk around".

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* ''Franchise/MetalGear'':
**There's a RunningGag that Raiden, of all people, is absurdly well endowed. In
''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2'', during the Raiden segment. If if an alert is caused and Raiden heads to gets back on the torture rack, rack while naked, a soldier will come, investigate him, and be shocked and envious at the size. Also, Later, Snake teases him about it later - "Amazing how you can walk around".around". In ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid4 Online'', Vamp, when tranquilised, will say "Raiden... is so big..."
25th Apr '18 12:29:34 AM PaulA
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* Ray McFarland, from Top Cow's ''Freshmen''. Nicknamed "Long Dong", because he and his roommates were (unknowingly) given superpowers related to whatever they were thinking at that moment; Ray was measuring his penis and wishing it to be bigger and better in every way. He develops an indestructible, 15-foot penis, and has to beg people not to leave porn lying around, because he'll knock holes through the ceiling with it.

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* Ray McFarland, [=McFarland=], from Top Cow's ''Freshmen''. Nicknamed "Long Dong", because he and his roommates were (unknowingly) given superpowers related to whatever they were thinking at that moment; Ray was measuring his penis and wishing it to be bigger and better in every way. He develops an indestructible, 15-foot penis, and has to beg people not to leave porn lying around, because he'll knock holes through the ceiling with it.
22nd Apr '18 10:57:16 AM nombretomado
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That's "gag" as in "joke". [[IThoughtItMeant Not]] [[AccidentalInnuendo something else.]]

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That's "gag" as in "joke". [[IThoughtItMeant [[JustForFun/IThoughtItMeant Not]] [[AccidentalInnuendo something else.]]
20th Apr '18 1:35:28 AM TheBigBopper
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* If in human world this is usually PlayedForLaughs, the GagPenis in the original sense of the trope, out of proportion with the owner's body, is encountered in other mammal species [[RightForTheWrongReasons for practical evolutionary reasons]]. The most known example are pachyderms (elephants, rhinos and hippos) and walruses, and for a less intuitive reason than "big animals should have it big": their stocky body shape makes mounting difficult, so the male needs a fishing rod-like penis to be long enough to cover the open air space from his abdomen to the females' genitalia, penetrate, stay inside and deliver. [[SchmuckBait Their Googled images are pretty scary]] when you understand the animal's entire body is a few meters in length, bigger than a small car.
** Even better? The elephant's penis is ''prehensile'', just like his trunk. No, it's (probably) not able to pick up logs and whatnot, but he can wave it around to get it right into his mate's genitalia.
** Ain't just mammals, either. Duck penes can be as long as the owners body, and can "explosively evert" going from hidden away to fully deployed in a third of a second.
** Humans actually have the largest penis among all primates, who have considerably smaller penises in both proportional and absolute terms. For example, an erect Gorilla-penis is only just over an inch long, whereas an erect human penis can be anywhere from 4.7 to 6.3 inches in length (on average, there have been examples that were notably larger still).
** The reason why humans have disproportionately large genitalia (not just men, women too) is because of our brain size. A human newborn has a ''colossal'' head compared to its body and due to this, a woman needs a lot more space to deliver it. This in turn, combined with human's fondness of having sex for pleasure, necessiated larger genitalia on the men to match (though for this, larger girth is more useful than just length).
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16th Apr '18 11:28:52 AM Clown-Face
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* Buppa, in ''Manga/TokyoTribe2''. He's a crazy FatBastard who rapes a guy to the point of drawing a lot of blood because his actions and size of his junk split the guy in half vertically. It CrossesTheLineTwice.

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* Buppa, in ''Manga/TokyoTribe2''.''Manga/TokyoTribe''. He's a crazy FatBastard who rapes a guy to the point of drawing a lot of blood because his actions and size of his junk split the guy in half vertically. It CrossesTheLineTwice.
4th Apr '18 10:01:02 AM TrustBen
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** The other men are immensely relieved to see that, well-endowed or not, Dennis is still Dennis and likely to put women off with his personality.
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