History Main / GagPenis

11th Aug '17 2:17:24 PM shokoshu
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* "Bild" is ''the'' German tabloid. Not everyone is amused. As an oversize TakeThat, a satirist claimed that the owner of Bild had a botched penis elongation operation, leading to a libel process, a mural (on the "Taz" building in Berlin) allegedly showing his giant penis, and other [[HilarityEnsues generic lulz.]]
28th Jun '17 7:12:35 AM BlackTemplar
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* ''Film/BachelorParty'' had a scene where a male stripper is paid to prank the bachelorette's friends by serving a "foot-long hot dog" in a restaurant. "Is this the footlong?" "And then some."

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* ''Film/BachelorParty'' had a scene where a male stripper ([[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin "Nick the Dick"]]) is paid to prank the bachelorette's friends by serving a "foot-long hot dog" in a restaurant. "Is this the footlong?" "And then some."
23rd Jun '17 3:00:31 PM TheBigBopper
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** Proportion-wise, humans actually have fairly large penises compared to most other primates (i.e., non-human primates like monkeys, apes and gorillas), who have considerably smaller penises--for example, an erect Gorilla-penis is only just over an inch long, whereas an erect human penis can be anywhere from 4.7 to 6.3 inches in length (on average, there have been examples that were notably larger still).

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** Proportion-wise, humans Humans actually have fairly large penises compared to most other primates (i.e., non-human primates like monkeys, apes and gorillas), the largest penis among all primates, who have considerably smaller penises--for penises in both proportional and absolute terms. For example, an erect Gorilla-penis is only just over an inch long, whereas an erect human penis can be anywhere from 4.7 to 6.3 inches in length (on average, there have been examples that were notably larger still).
18th Jun '17 11:56:31 AM dsneybuf
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Daniela: Carla! He's packing a stretch limosine!

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Daniela: '''Daniela:''' Carla! He's packing a stretch limosine!
12th Jun '17 5:54:16 AM LadyJaneGrey
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This Trope is OlderThanFeudalism, at least. The original Greek dramas would often feature comedic actors dressed as satyrs who wore costumes with exaggerated genitalia. (Which is where the word "satire" derived from, incidentally.)
7th Jun '17 2:07:38 PM GlitteringFlowers
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-->'''Ban and Ginji:''' LIKE A HOOOOOOOORSE...! D=

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-->'''Ban and Ginji:''' LIKE "LIKE A HOOOOOOOORSE...! D= !"


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* The one-shot ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'' chapter promoting the ''Road to Ninja'' movie hilariously implies that [[TheStoic Shino Aburame]] is rather... big down there.
23rd May '17 9:14:48 AM HasturHasturHastur
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* Music/{{Revocation}} tends to tote around Hoss (a comically-oversized dildo) on tour and use it to pull pranks on other musicians.

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* Music/{{Revocation}} tends used to tote around Hoss (a comically-oversized dildo) on tour and use used it to pull pranks on other musicians.musicians. They retired him after Phil Dubois-Coyne left the band.
20th May '17 3:01:18 PM nombretomado
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* In ''VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines'', there is a [[ShowWithinAShow radio ad]] for men with penises that get in the way of normal life. "Don't let your piece interfere with your peace of mind."

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* In ''VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines'', ''VideoGame/VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines'', there is a [[ShowWithinAShow radio ad]] for men with penises that get in the way of normal life. "Don't let your piece interfere with your peace of mind."
17th May '17 8:30:53 AM RaspberrySam
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** ''Film/ScaryMovie2'' has one of the characters attacked by an evil clown puppet (a la Stephen King's ''It''). After said character is pulled under the bed, the puppet suddenly pops out with a horrified look on its porcelain face, and his would be victim's member ''wraps itself around its neck like a snake'' and drags the murderous mannequin back in.

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** ''Film/ScaryMovie2'' has one of the characters Ray attacked by an evil clown puppet (a la Stephen King's ''It''). After said character Ray is pulled under the bed, the puppet suddenly pops out with a horrified look on its porcelain face, and his would be victim's while Ray makes some rather suggestive comments... before Ray's member extends out, ''wraps itself around its the clown's neck like a snake'' and drags the murderous mannequin back in.
17th May '17 8:23:03 AM RaspberrySam
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* ''Film/ScaryMovie4'' has one of the characters trying to kill himself using pills...only to find out that he had swallowed Viagra. Cue the growing erection.

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* The ''Film/ScaryMovie'' series is full of these:
** ''Film/ScaryMovie2'' has one of the characters attacked by an evil clown puppet (a la Stephen King's ''It''). After said character is pulled under the bed, the puppet suddenly pops out with a horrified look on its porcelain face, and his would be victim's member ''wraps itself around its neck like a snake'' and drags the murderous mannequin back in.
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''Film/ScaryMovie4'' has one of the characters trying to kill himself using pills...only to find out that he had swallowed Viagra. Cue the growing erection.
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