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12th Apr '16 7:54:04 AM Chabal2
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* Three women are bragging about their husbands. The first says her husband gave her a mink overcoat, the second says she got a new Mercedes-Benz, the third says he was naked in the garden and twelve birds perched on his member. Embarassed, the other two confess: It was a synthetic fur and a used Ford they got. The third woman claims she too exaggerated: the twelth bird was only hanging on by one leg.
25th Mar '16 2:47:18 PM nombretomado
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-->-- ''{{Coupling}}''

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-->-- ''{{Coupling}}''
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* On Cybill Shepherd's sitcom, ''{{Cybill}}'' and a friend were in a museum and came across a statue of a fertility god, who...well...

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* On Cybill Shepherd's sitcom, ''{{Cybill}}'' ''Series/{{Cybill}}'' and a friend were in a museum and came across a statue of a fertility god, who...well...
18th Mar '16 11:52:25 PM nombretomado
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* During one episode of ''The Surreal Life'', involving a nude pool party, Ron Jeremy appeared naked. He later complained that the editors gave him a censor blur that went down to his knee.

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* During one episode of ''The Surreal Life'', ''Series/TheSurrealLife'', involving a nude pool party, Ron Jeremy appeared naked. He later complained that the editors gave him a censor blur that went down to his knee.



* An episode of ''AllyMcBeal'' has Ally and her friend Renee attend a clay sculpting class using nude male models. While they are initially both nonchalant about it when a model named Glenn disrobes in front of them they both get stunned looks on their faces and stare in awe for a few moments until Renee mentions the fact she's going to need a lot more clay. Later she complains that she can't make the clay figure's penis to proper scale as it keeps falling off, and it's shown the clay figure's penis is about half the size of it's own leg.

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* An episode of ''AllyMcBeal'' ''Series/AllyMcBeal'' has Ally and her friend Renee attend a clay sculpting class using nude male models. While they are initially both nonchalant about it when a model named Glenn disrobes in front of them they both get stunned looks on their faces and stare in awe for a few moments until Renee mentions the fact she's going to need a lot more clay. Later she complains that she can't make the clay figure's penis to proper scale as it keeps falling off, and it's shown the clay figure's penis is about half the size of it's own leg.
18th Mar '16 11:38:55 PM Hossmeister
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9th Mar '16 1:08:38 AM Morgenthaler
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* ''DosGringos'' "12-Inch Penis", about a fighter pilot trying very hard to relieve his bladder while flying an F-16. Bonus points for said pilot flying 'hands-off' at one point, especially since the F-16's flight stick isn't between the pilots legs- it's actually on the right-side of the cockpit in the armrest...

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* ''DosGringos'' Music/DosGringos' "12-Inch Penis", about a fighter pilot trying very hard to relieve his bladder while flying an F-16. Bonus points for said pilot flying 'hands-off' at one point, especially since the F-16's flight stick isn't between the pilots legs- it's actually on the right-side of the cockpit in the armrest...



* ''Music/SystemOfADown'' with their song "Cigaro". While the song is about [[CigarChomper dictators smoking cigars]], following lines are heard in it.

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* ''Music/SystemOfADown'' Music/SystemOfADown with their song "Cigaro". While the song is about [[CigarChomper dictators smoking cigars]], following lines are heard in it.
28th Feb '16 11:09:01 AM nombretomado
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* On an episode of ''ReBoot'', Enzo and [=AndrAIa=] are in a Toon-style game. Towards the end of the game, the user is flashed by one of the binomes. With his back to the screen, he opens his coat... *THUD*
* In the ''CloneHigh'' episode where Joan pulls a SweetPollyOliver, Genghis Khan passes her in the locker room... accompanied by a dragging sound and Joan's shocked gasp.
* In an episode of ''TheBoondocks'', straitlaced lawyer Tom Dubois has a lifelong fear of being [[PrisonRape anally raped in prison]]; it opens with him having a nightmare involving a prison shower, an inmate with a swinging [[{{Pixellation}} censoring mosaic]] reaching past his knees, and a dropped bar of soap... (There was no mosaic on the DVD, though.)

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* On an episode of ''ReBoot'', ''WesternAnimation/ReBoot'', Enzo and [=AndrAIa=] are in a Toon-style game. Towards the end of the game, the user is flashed by one of the binomes. With his back to the screen, he opens his coat... *THUD*
* In the ''CloneHigh'' ''WesternAnimation/CloneHigh'' episode where Joan pulls a SweetPollyOliver, Genghis Khan passes her in the locker room... accompanied by a dragging sound and Joan's shocked gasp.
* In an episode of ''TheBoondocks'', ''WesternAnimation/TheBoondocks'', straitlaced lawyer Tom Dubois has a lifelong fear of being [[PrisonRape anally raped in prison]]; it opens with him having a nightmare involving a prison shower, an inmate with a swinging [[{{Pixellation}} censoring mosaic]] reaching past his knees, and a dropped bar of soap... (There was no mosaic on the DVD, though.)



** Another episode has Randy giving himself testicular cancer by exposing his gentials in a microwave. While Randy doesn't get a large penis, the resulting cancer gives him gag ''balls'', causing his testicles to swell so massively that he has to bounce around down on them in order to move. The enlarged testicles causes Randy's wife to be more sexually active towards him and the cancer that Randy gave himself was to get free marijuana.
* Similarly, when Homer makes a dating video for Ned in one episode of ''TheSimpsons'', Homer had evidently added generous pixelation to the shot of Ned showering.

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** Another episode has Randy giving himself testicular cancer by exposing his gentials genitals in a microwave. While Randy doesn't get a large penis, the resulting cancer gives him gag ''balls'', causing his testicles to swell so massively that he has to bounce around down on them in order to move. The enlarged testicles causes Randy's wife to be more sexually active towards him and the cancer that Randy gave himself was to get free marijuana.
* Similarly, when Homer makes a dating video for Ned in one episode of ''TheSimpsons'', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', Homer had evidently added generous pixelation to the shot of Ned showering.
21st Feb '16 7:19:07 PM MrJeperson
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* Christopher Villiers's Nigel in ''TopSecret!'' just can't help showing off what a big boy he's become to Hillary. After she whips out a tape measure to take the size of his oiled and bulging pectorals and biceps, she ducks out of frame for a few moments. Poor Nick is then even more crushed as she slowly straightens back up, holding about a foot of tape in front of her staring eyes.

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* Christopher Villiers's Nigel in ''TopSecret!'' just can't help showing off what a big boy he's become to Hillary. After she whips out a tape measure to take the size of his oiled and bulging pectorals and biceps, she ducks out of frame for a few moments. Poor Nick is then even more crushed as she slowly straightens back up, holding about at least a foot of tape in front of her staring amazed and lustful eyes.
20th Feb '16 2:23:59 PM MrJeperson
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* ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''
** Played with this in the first-season episode "Witch." Buffy's mother Joyce is trying to document some new items for her gallery, and comes across something she won't let Buffy see, declaring it as an "African fertility statue." When her mom leaves, Buffy looks anyway, exclaims "Jeepers!" and closes the box hastily.
** Another example appears in the sixth-season episode "Flooded." Perusing a book of demon lore, Buffy's younger sister Dawn catches sight of an illustration:
-->'''Dawn:''' That's a weird place for a horn... ''(Dawn looks again, then slowly closes the book, shaken)'' That's not a horn.



* In an episode of ''Series/StillStanding'', Brian had apparently been skipping showers after gym because he was embarassed that his penis wasn't the same size as everyone else. His father assumed that he was ashamed of his shortcomings. We learn soon enough that Brian's issue is quite the opposite.

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* In an episode of ''Series/StillStanding'', Brian had apparently been skipping showers after gym because he was embarassed embarrassed that his penis wasn't the same size as everyone else. His father assumed that he was ashamed of his shortcomings. We learn soon enough that Brian's issue is quite the opposite.



* Music/{{ACDC}}'s song "Big Balls" is nominally about ballroom dancing-type balls. In practice, though, [[DoubleEntendre not so much]].



* Music/BodyCount's song "Evil Dick" from ''[[Music/BodyCountAlbum Body Count]]'' is about a man who is being commanded by his penis.



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* In Creator/DataEast's ''Pinball/RoboCop'' pinball, the "Bonus Hold" indicator light is a long amber arrowhead on the playfield between [=RoboCop's=] legs.
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18th Feb '16 2:36:50 PM LondonKdS
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* The plot of ''[[Literature/TheIcelandicSagas Njal's Saga]]'' gets kicked off when a man is cursed by his angry ex-girlfriend to have a penis so unfeasibly large that he can never again have sex with a woman.
7th Feb '16 6:03:48 PM MrJeperson
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* Christopher Villiers's Nigel in ''TopSecret!'' just can't help showing off what a big boy he's become to Hillary. After she whips out a tape measure to take the size of his oiled and bulging pectorals and biceps, she ducks out of frame for a few moments. Poor Nick is then even more crushed as she slowly straightens back up, holding about a foot of tape in front of her staring eyes.
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