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[[caption-width-right:118:''Got five?'']]

->''Because stuff is long and life is short.''
-->Official Motto

[[http://www.fiveminute.net Fiveminute.net]] is a website devoted to the creation and enjoyment of fivers. It was originally known as Five-Minute Voyager, but has since branched off to cover all ''Franchise/StarTrek'' series, other scifi television shows, anime, video games, movies, and so forth.

A fiver is a written parody of a television episode, film, video game, etc. that's meant to evoke humor through the summarizing process. They are called such because they are theoretically meant to be readable in five minutes if you don't have time to watch the full episode or movie. If anything, a fiver is an unholy fusion of an episode from an [[TheAbridgedSeries Abridged Series]] and Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000.

Just as contributors to TVTropes are known as tropers, creators of fivers are known as fivists. Both sites share a few members, including creator Tropers/{{Zeke}} and otaku NateTheGreat.

'''A Plea For Help'''

Given that examples from this site are best presented as excerpts from the fivers themselves, [[NateTheGreat This Troper]] is focusing on adding them to this page. I would appreciate it if other tropers could help by adding the following to the individual trope pages, WebOriginal category:

* Found in a scene from [[FiveMinuteVoyager Fiveminute.net]]. Excerpt on the works page.

'''Common Tropes Present in Fivers:'''

* AlternateCharacterInterpretation: Janeway's caffeine addition and Data's ignorance of metaphors are ramped UpToEleven for humorous effect. [[invoked]]
* CallForward / CallBack / ItWillNeverCatchOn: Other episodes, movies, franchises, and fivers are alluded to often, sometimes in the vein of "that will never happen."
* EveryEpisodeEnding: Most fivers end with the ''Enterprise'' (or ''Voyager'', or whatever) warping off at [[Film/{{Spaceballs}} Ludicrous Speed]]. ''Deep Space Nine'' turns at Ludicrous Speed instead.
* HandsomeLech: Riker repeatedly. Playing on his tendency to pair up with the green skinned hottie of the week.
* NoFourthWall: A lot of characters know they're in an abridged parody.
* Puns: Puns are everywhere.
* RunningGag: The most common sound effect used when someone dies is "GAK!"
** And if someone is miraculously brought back to life, the UnSoundEffect is "!KAG"
** Also fandom jokes, such as [[Series/StarTrekVoyager Chakotay]] being made of wood.
** Insanity is usually marked by the character in question making up anagrams.
** The "Porthos was turned into chili" running gag has even been seen outside of the [[StarTrekEnterprise Enterprise]] subsite.

Note: Since the fourth wall barely exists, all methods of PlayingWithATrope exist in fivers. They will not be pointed out in the following examples. I also recommend that you read the fivers for yourself to find many more tropes, as there are so many that this page can only serve as a best-of collection.

'''Tropes from ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' fivers (episode titles link to the fiver's page):'''

* {{Alien Non-Interference Clause}}, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=innocence Innocence]]"
-->'''Elani:''' Should you be teaching us all this Vulcan stuff? What about the Prime Directive?
-->'''Tuvok:''' The what?
* AnchoredShip, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=persistenceofvision Persistence of Vision]]"
-->'''Mark:''' Hello, honey. Feeling guilty?
-->'''Janeway:''' Nuts, nuts, nuts, nuts, nuts...
* ArtisticLicenseEngineering, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=maneuvers Maneuvers]]"
-->'''Tuvok:''' The Kazon have beamed away and they took a transporter module.
-->'''Janeway:''' Lock on to the module and beam it back!
-->'''Tuvok:''' Kinda hard to beam something when we don't have a transporter module.
* AstonishinglyAppropriateAppearance, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=jetrel Jetrel]]"
-->'''Neelix:''' I won't play lab rat to ease your conscience.
-->'''Jetrel:''' But you so look the part!
* BadLiar, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=initiations Initiations]]"
-->'''Paris:''' Darn... I mean good, Chakotay's not dead.
-->'''Torres:''' You're getting better at that.
* BrainBleach, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=elogium Elogium]]"
-->'''Neelix:''' You know, Kes, I've changed my mind. It might be nice to have a kid. I wonder what our child would look like.
-->'''Kes:''' Yeah, I wonder.
-->[[{{Beat}} (Awkward pause)]]
-->'''Kes:''' On second thought, no.
-->'''Neelix:''' Huh?
-->'''Kes:''' I have to go meditate with Tuvok now to purge that mental image from my psyche.
* BigNo, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=phage Phage]]"
-->'''Doc:''' I'm sorry, but Neelix will never be able to leave this restraint.
-->'''Kes:''' NOOOOOOOO!
-->'''Doc:''' And he'll have to spend the rest of his life in Sickbay with me.
-->'''Neelix:''' NOOOOOOOO!
* CallBack[=/=]{{Shipping}}, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=thecloud The Cloud]]"
-->'''Chakotay:''' Here's your animal guide.
-->'''Janeway:''' Ooh, a lizard! I think I'll call him...Tom.
-->'''Torres:''' Hey, Tom's mine!
-->'''Janeway:''' Not for another two seasons, he's not! J/P is such a marvelous thing....
-->'''Chakotay:''' Hey!
-->'''Janeway:''' J/C is too, of course.
-->'''Torres:''' Ahem.
-->'''Janeway:''' Fine, and P/T!
* CallForward / EvilLaugh, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=phage Phage]]"
-->'''Paris:''' Oo! I've never flown a starship into an asteroid before. It'll be fun!
-->'''Janeway:''' It'll be even more fun if we send Chakotay in a shuttle. BWAHAHAHAHA!
-->'''Chakotay:''' I don't get it.
-->'''Tuvok:''' (aside to Janeway) We haven't started that yet.
-->'''Janeway:''' Nuts. Carry on, Mr. Paris.
* CallForward / ItWillNeverCatchOn, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=eyeoftheneedle Eye of the Needle]]"
-->'''Doctor:''' I'm not exactly holding my breath waiting for the day when we'll be able to casually transmit holograms from one quadrant to another.
** And from "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=elogium Elogium]]"
-->'''Paris:''' If you want to get it on with the Captain, you should try kidnapping her and mutating yourselves into lizards.
-->'''Chakotay:''' That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard...will it work?
* CaptainObvious, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=cathexis Cathexis]]"
-->'''Durst:''' We've just entered the nebula.
-->'''Janeway:''' Please don't state the obvious, it might cause me to send you on a dangerous away mission in a few episodes.
-->'''Durst:''' *gulp*
* CharacterDevelopment, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=innocence Innocence]]"
-->'''Tuvok:''' I wonder if there's any way I can get some character development out of this.
-->'''Tressa:''' Hi. We're three abandoned children in need of guidance and protection.
-->'''Tuvok:''' Excellent.
* ComicallyMissingThePoint, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=eyeoftheneedle Eye of the Needle]]"
-->'''Kes:''' Captain, the crew behaves rudely towards the Doctor. They keep ignoring him and talking to me instead.
-->'''Janeway:''' That's hardly surprising. You're much cuter than he is.
* CompletelyMissingThePoint / {{Foreshadowing}}, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=caretaker Caretaker]]"
-->'''Mark:''' You know, honey, they say a fool and her dog are soon parted.
-->'''Janeway:''' So what? Bye now.
* CompletelyMissingThePoint / TemptingFate, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=phage Phage]]"
-->'''Neelix:''' Oo! Oo! Can I come on the away mission?
-->'''Chakotay:''' Fine, as long as you don't foolishly run off and get attacked by mysterious aliens.
* DeliciousDistraction, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=primefactors Prime Factors]]"
-->'''Janeway:''' Have some pie, you handsome devil, you.
-->'''Gath:''' If I didn't know better, I'd think you were tring to butter me up to get my device. Come to think of it, I don't know better.
* {{Denouement}}, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=expostfacto Ex Post Facto]]"
-->'''Tuvok:''' I would like to gather all involved parties together for a classic detective-story denouement.
* DidIJustSayThatOutLoud, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=alliances Alliances]]"
-->'''Janeway:''' That's it. You two are so getting killed off.
-->'''Jonas:''' And I am so defecting. Oops -- did I say that out loud?
* DistractedByTheShiny, "[[http://fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=coldfire Cold Fire]]"
-->'''Tanis:''' My Ocampa are better than yours.
-->'''Kes:''' Why?
-->'''Tanis:''' Um...we can make plants bloom?
-->'''Kes:''' Ooh, pretty!
* DoubleEntendre, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=parallax Parallax]]"
-->'''Chakotay:''' Torres, do your stuff.
-->'''Janeway:''' Oh no you don't! Carey, supervise her "stuff". And you can all stop snickering, that's not what I mean.
* EveryoneKnowsMorse, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=emanations Emanations]]"
-->'''Kim From Inside Coffin:''' (knock knock)
-->'''Alien Guy:''' Hang on, that sounds like Morse code... (listening) She seems to be saying... "Where... the [[PardonMyKlingon frell]]... am I... get... me... out." It's a message from the next emanation!
* EvilLaugh, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=cathexis Cathexis]]"
-->'''Kim:''' Aaaah! Tuvok and Kes have been hurt by the alien!
-->'''Tuvok:''' That's what you think, Ensign-boy! MWAHAHAHAHA!
* EvilLawyerJoke, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=eyeoftheneedle Eye of the Needle]]"
-->'''Janeway:''' Perhaps he left our messages in the custody of an attorney for later disclosure.
-->'''Tuvok:''' Romulans do not have attorneys, Captain.
-->'''Torres:''' And even if they did, would you trust a Romulan lawyer?
* EvilSoundsDeep, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=tattoo Tattoo]]"
-->'''Kes:''' Doctor, stop being so evil! I'm going to really, really stamp my foot this time.
-->'''Doc:''' It's still season two -- I'm allowed to be evil. Plus I get to talk in this really deep voice that makes me sound cool and evily.
* {{Expy}}, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=caretaker Caretaker]]"
-->'''Tom:''' Hey, wanna be Voyager's version of Bashir and O'Brien?
-->'''Harry:''' Works for me.
** Also from "Caretaker"
-->'''Tuvok:''' I'm Tuvok, but you can call me Spock.
-->'''Neelix:''' Hi, I'm Neelix. You can call me [=McCoy=].
** Moving on to "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=primefactors Prime Factors]]"
-->'''Carey:''' Not me. I'm scared of transporters.
-->'''Torres:''' Gee, that's original.
-->'''Carey:''' Well, excuuuuse me. I don't have a personality, so I'm stealing Barclay's.
-->'''Seska:''' Which he stole from Pulaski....
-->'''Torres:''' ....which she stole from [=McCoy=].
-->'''Carey:''' Quit rubbing it in.
* FailedASpotCheck, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=deadlock Deadlock]]"
-->'''Janeway 2:''' Keep looking for anything unusual.
-->'''Chakotay 2:''' You mean like the duplicate Kes that's in Sickbay?
-->'''Janeway 2:''' Um... yes, like that.
* FlippingTheBird, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=dreadnought Dreadnought]]"
-->'''Torres:''' I'm sure something will come up.
-->'''Paris:''' (over the comm) The Dreadnought's power just went up. The Dreadnought's speed just went up. The Dreadnought's finger just went up.
-->'''Torres:''' See?
-->'''Janeway:''' I don't remember the Dreadnought ''having'' a finger.
* {{Foreshadowing}}[=/=]ItWillNeverCatchOn, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=phage Phage]]"
-->'''Neelix:''' I'm bored. Will you sing for me, Doc?
-->'''Doc:''' Pfft. Me? Sing? That'll be the day.
* {{Foreshadowing}}[=/=]TemptingFate, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=caretaker Caretaker]]"
-->'''Neelix:''' Can we come too?
-->'''Kes:''' Pretty please?
-->'''Janeway:''' Oh, all right. Just don't let me catch you cooking.
* GenreSavvy: "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=tattoo Tattoo]]"
-->'''Kim:''' We've found the planet, but there are no lifesigns.
-->'''Paris:''' Harry, it's always a cloaking device when you can't find lifesigns. You should know this already.
* GoodNewsBadNews, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=deadlock Deadlock]]"
-->'''Janeway 2:''' I've got good news and bad news. We've been boarded by Vidiians.
-->'''Janeway:''' (over the comm) What's the good news?
-->'''Janeway 2:''' That was the good news -- now I've got a great excuse to blow up my ship! The bad news is I'm sending you Harry.
* GraveRobbing, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=emanations Emanations]]"
-->'''Kim:''' It's coming off those corpses over there.
-->'''Torres:''' Ooh! D'you think they'd mind if we went through their pockets?
-->'''Chakotay:''' Yes.
* HenpeckedHusband, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=expostfacto Ex Post Facto]]"
-->'''Ren:''' What's for dinner, woman?
-->'''Lidell:''' Leftovers.
-->'''Ren:''' Yay!
* HeyThatsMyLine!, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=thecloud The Cloud]]"
-->'''Janeway:''' Report.
-->'''Tuvok:''' Basically, Captain, there's coffee in that nebula.
-->'''Janeway:''' Hey, that's my line!
* IBrokeANail, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=dreadnought Dreadnought]]"
-->'''Kellan:''' Yeah, how many casualties did you have?
-->'''Janeway:''' I, um, broke a nail.
-->'''Kellan:''' I hate you. I hate you so much.
* IdiotBall, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=timeandagain Time and Again]]"
-->'''Janeway:''' Hey, a shockwave!
-->'''Tuvok:''' Yep. Came from that planet.
-->'''Janeway:''' It's still emitting harmful radiation, so let's go towards it.
** And from "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=cathexis Cathexis]]"
-->'''Computer:''' The EMH is not home at the moment due to sabotagey technobabbly stuff done by Tuvok. Please leave a message after the tone. Beeeep!
-->'''Janeway:''' Drat. Looks like I'm gonna have to give you half of my command codes.
-->'''Tuvok:''' Oh goody! Um, I mean, yes, that seems logical...
* ImGoingToDisneyWorld, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=investigations Investigations]]"
-->'''Neelix:''' You've saved the ship, Mr. Jonas! What are you going to do now?
-->'''Jonas:''' I'm going to Kazon Land! No, wait....
* InsultBackfire, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=prototype Prototype]]''
-->'''Torres:''' I need advice on how to fix an inert, stone-faced automaton -- so I thought of asking you.
-->'''Doctor:''' How flattering.
* ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=investigations Investigations]]"
-->'''Neelix:''' Hey, are you breaking the ship?
-->'''Jonas:''' No.
-->'''Neelix:''' You're the traitor, aren't you?
-->'''Jonas:''' No.
-->'''Neelix:''' I'll bet you're even the guy who wrote "Threshold."
-->'''Jonas:''' That's it, you're going down!
* KickedUpstairs, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=parallax Parallax]]"
-->'''Janeway:''' I can't think of anything to do with Kes and Neelix, so I'm putting them on the senior staff.
* LeaningOnTheFourthWall, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=alliances Alliances]]"
-->'''Janeway:''' No way I'm making an alliance with the Kazon.
-->'''Tuvok:''' The episode title is "Alliances."
-->'''Janeway:''' Oh. In that case, yes.
* LetMeGetThisStraight, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=timeandagain Time and Again]]"
-->'''Doctor:''' Let me get this straight -- you two are unknown aliens, there's an entire Maquis crew aboard, and the captain is missing? I ''really'' hate this ship.
* LetsSplitUpGang, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=twisted Twisted]]"
-->'''Janeway:''' Okay, let's split up so we can all get humorously lost.
-->'''Staff:''' Right.
* LookBehindYou, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=tattoo Tattoo]]"
-->'''Chakotay:''' Can I tell you a touching story about how my father is dead now but this is the time when I really want to get back in touch with him and tell him how much I love him?
-->'''Sky Spirit:''' Um...hey, look! A hawk!
-->'''Chakotay:''' What? Where?
* LukeIAmYourFather, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=tattoo Tattoo]]"
-->'''Sky Spirit:''' (heavy breathing) Chakotay... I am your Native American ancestor.
-->'''Chakotay:''' Nooooo! I mean... oops.
* MoodWhiplash, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=jetrel Jetrel]]"
-->'''Neelix:''' That man is a mass murderer. He killed everyone on the moon of Rinax, including my family.
-->'''Janeway:''' That's... really depressing and hard to make light of.
* MythologyGag, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=twisted Twisted]]"
-->'''Torres:''' Turns out it was just another weird lifeform trying to communicate.
-->'''Janeway:''' Oh no! I'm on the wrong series!
-->'''Torres:''' Relax, it just sounds like TNG.
-->'''Janeway:''' Phew. All right then. Engage! And get me some Earl Grey tea.
** And From "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=meld Meld]]"
-->'''Paris:''' Well, looks like I win the betting pool again.
-->'''Kim:''' That's the 46th time! If it happens once more, you've gotta be cheating.
* NationalStereotypes (and a ShoutOut to SuperMarioBrothers), "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=nonsequitur Non Sequitur]]"
-->'''Cosimo:''' Good-a morning, Harry! How's-a you doing?
-->'''Kim:''' I'm very confused. I could have sworn I was lost in the Delta Quadrant yesterday.
-->'''Cosimo:''' Ahhhhh, I know just how you feel. I could have-a sworn it was just yesterday I was an average plumber. A few turtles later, here I am with my own-a diner!
* NightmareSequence, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=jetrel Jetrel]]"
-->'''Neelix's Dream:''' I am allegorical.
-->'''Al Gore:''' And I am Al Gore.
-->'''Neelix:''' Aahh! What a nightmare!
* OohMeAccentsSlipping, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=nonsequitur Non Sequitur]]"
-->'''Kim:''' Thanks, but something seems a bit odd about you....
-->'''Cosimo:''' Who, me, the completely innocuous Cosimo? I'm just -- shoot, I'm forgetting the accent! I'm-a just an-a Italian guy, see?
* PlotArmor, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=persistenceofvision Persistence of Vision]]"
-->'''Torres:''' The aliens are doing some technobabble stuff to hypnotize the crew. Why haven't I gone yet when everyone else down here has?
-->'''Janeway:''' Duh, Torres, you're one of the senior staff.
* PlotHole / WritersCannotDoMath, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=emanations Emanations]]"
-->'''Kim:''' Well, according to my math, with a total of about 200 000 bodies in those asteroids and a new one appearing every two hours, you've only been getting rid of bodies in this way for the last forty-six years. Which begs the question: What did you do with them before that? Huh? Plot hole, hello!
-->'''Neria:''' You can't know that there are 200 000 bodies because you're not on Voyager, and even if you were, they don't know that yet either! So HA! Plot hole right back atcha!
* PokemonSpeak, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=tattoo Tatoo]]"
-->'''Sky Spirit:''' Who has entered our sacred cave?
-->'''Chakotay:''' Chamunze.
-->'''Sky Spiriy:''' I'm sorry, what?
-->'''Chakotay:''' Chamunze.
-->'''Sky Spirit:''' Say again?
-->'''Chakotay:''' Chamunze.
-->'''Sky Spirit:''' Is that all you can say?
-->'''Chakotay:''' Chamunze.
* PowerEchoes, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=twisted Twisted]]"
-->'''Tuvok:''' Captain, we've encountered yet another weird anomaly...anomaly...anomaly....
-->'''Janeway:''' It must be affecting the comm system.
-->'''Tuvok:''' Nah, I just thought that would be a more dramatic way to tell you.
* {{Pun}}s (two in a row!), "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=the37s The 37's]]"
-->'''Janeway:''' Rust?
-->'''Paris:''' No, I'm in no particular hurry.
-->'''Kim:''' Picking up traces of acethylene, benzene.... either it's gasoline, or Neelix just threw the leftovers out.
-->'''Janeway:''' Magnify. Oh, Ford a love of God!
* {{Redshirt}}, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=faces Faces]]"
-->'''Janeway:''' What about Lieutenant Durst?
-->'''Kim:''' You sent him on an away mission with two regular characters and you expect him to come back?
* Creator/WilliamShakespeare/ShoutOut (to ''Film/StarTrekIVTheVoyageHome''), "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=prototype Prototype]]"
-->'''Janeway:''' Chakotay, take the helm.
-->'''Kim:''' Angels and ministers of grace defend us.
-->'''Tuvok:''' Hamlet -- Act one, Scene four.
-->'''Chakotay:''' I heard that.
* ShoutOut (to an episode of ''[[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine Deep Space Nine]]''), "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=eyeoftheneedle Eye of the Needle]]"
-->'''Kim:''' Okay, how about shrinking the ship by traversing a subspace compression phenomenon? I bet we can find one near here if we look around a bit.
* ShoutOut (two in a row!), "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=emanations Emanations]]"
-->'''Dr. Neria:''' Who are you?
-->'''Kim:''' I'm Harry, [[Literature/HarryPotter Harry Pot]]-- um, Kim.
-->'''Hatil:''' He said he saw dead people!
-->'''Neria:''' Are you sure your name's Harry, son? Not... [[TheSixthSense Haley]]?
-->'''Kim:''' No, I'm just... just Harry.
* SideBet, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=expostfacto Ex Post Facto]]"
-->'''Janeway:''' Where's Paris?
-->'''Kim:''' They made me leave without him....
-->'''Doctor:''' "Made"?
-->'''Tuvok:''' You now owe me five replicator rations, Captain.
-->'''Janeway:''' Damn.
* SomedayThisWillComeInHandy, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=threshold Threshold]]"
-->'''Janeway:''' Sex was fun, Tom. Here's a commendation.
-->'''Tuvok:''' It seems that mating with the Captain brings rewards.
-->'''Chakotay:''' Hmm...that's food for thought....
* TakingYouWithMe, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=tattoo Tattoo]]"
-->'''Paris:''' Ten minutes till we hit the planet.
-->'''Janeway:''' Mr Paris, take us into a nose dive straight for the planet.
-->'''Paris:''' What's that going to do?
-->'''Janeway:''' If we're going down, I'm taking a part of this planet with me.
* {{Technobabble}}, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=emanations Emanations]]"
-->'''Doctor:''' Well, I plan [[ShoutOut to perform]] [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer a complicated ritual involving the blood of a fawn, the urn of Osiris, and me throwing up a snake.]]
-->'''Janeway:''' Doctor, that would never work right.
-->'''Doctor:''' You're right. I'll use technobabble.
* TemptingFate, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=threshold Threshold]]"
-->'''Paris:''' At Warp 10, I'll be everwhere in the universe at once! Even inside you, Captain!
-->'''Janeway:''' You? Inside me? That'll be the day.
* TitleDrop, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=twisted Twisted]]"
-->'''Torres:''' We've constructed a schematic of the ship.
-->'''Paris:''' Wow, it seems to be altered...you might even say it's twisted.
-->'''Torres:''' Thanks, moron, nobody understood the title.
* TooMuchInformation, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=caretaker Caretaker]]"
-->'''Tom:''' Can you help us find our friends, Mr. Old Geezer?
-->'''Caretaker:''' Not particularly. I need their bodily fluids to reproduce.
-->'''Tom:''' Whoa! More than I needed to know.
* TownWithADarkSecret, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=primefactors Prime Factors]]"
-->'''Neelix:''' I know these Sicarans, Captain. They're the most ridiculously generous race in the sector. They also have a dark, dark secret.
-->'''Janeway:''' We've found the perfect planet!
* TropesForDummies, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=faces Faces]]"
-->'''Sulan:''' Hey B'Elanna, I'm reading this "Klingon Romance for Dummies" book so I can score with you.
-->'''Klingon Torres:''' Let me out of here, you filthy p'taK!
-->'''Sulan:''' Let's see...(flip flip flip)...ah! You're flirting with me! Excellent.
* TwinThreesomeFantasy, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=faces Faces]]"
-->'''Paris:''' Whoa! Two B'Elannas for the price of one! P/T/T...Now that's what I call a 'ship!
-->'''Human Torres:''' Dream on, you pervert.
-->'''Paris:''' Thanks, I will. And how!
* WilliamShatner, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=expostfacto Ex Post Facto]]"
-->'''Chakotay:''' Nooooo! I must! Resist! Temptation! And also stop talking like Captain Kirk.
* WritersCannotDoMath (plus a ShoutOut to [[Recap/StarTrekVoyager Delta Blues]]), "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=the37s The 37's]]"
-->'''Earhart:''' How fast can she go?
-->'''Paris:''' Warp 9.9. We'll need it to travel 70,000 lightyears.
-->'''Earhart:''' In that case, you'll need some three years to get back.
-->'''Paris:''' Says who?
-->'''Earhart:''' Says Jim Wright.
** And from "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=elogium Elogium]]"
-->'''Ensign Wildman:''' Permission to bring aboard a recurring character, Captain.
-->'''Janeway:''' Granted, on the condition that she be born during a shipwide crisis. Let's see...we left [=DS9=] last season, so she should arrive...three months ago?
-->'''Wildman:''' Yeah, I know. Don't bother trying to figure it out.
----
'''Tropes from ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'' fivers (episode titles link to the fiver's page):'''

* AsYouKnow: The solitary version in [[http://fiveminute.net/startrek/fiver.php?ep=daggerofthemind "Dagger Of The Mind"]]
-->'''Transporter Guy:''' Okay, time to deal with this box according to standard Starfleet procedures: stand in the corner, like so, with my back to it, totally engrossed in my datapad and completely ignoring the man climbing out of it and sneaking up behi-- (CLONK!)
-->'''Van Gelder:''' I love Starfleet.
* GenreBlindness: [[http://fiveminute.net/startrek/fiver.php?ep=theenemywithin "The Enemy Within"]]
-->''Captain's Log: Spock forgot to check the weather channel before our away mission, but I'm sure nothing will happen to strand any of us on this frozen wasteland.''
-->'''Fisher:''' Ow! My hand! And I'm covered in this weird dust!
-->''Apparently I have a poor sense of pattern recognition.''
* GenreSavvy: [[http://fiveminute.net/startrek/fiver.php?ep=theenemywithin "The Enemy Within"]]
-->'''Kirk:''' Whoa, this looks like a plot complication in progress. I had better get out of here while the getting's good.
** And from [[http://fiveminute.net/startrek/fiver.php?ep=miri "Miri"]]
-->'''Redshirt:''' Is there something wrong with this episode? I have this gut feeling I shouldn't be alive.
* HurricaneOfPuns: [[http://fiveminute.net/startrek/fiver.php?ep=charliex "Charlie X"]]
-->'''Spock:''' If you don't control your temper, you will soon become its pawn.
-->'''Charlie:''' What would you have me do? Confess to a bishop?
-->'''Spock:''' I know I started the chess puns, but I think it's time to end them. Good knight.
* OnlySaneMan: [[http://fiveminute.net/startrek/fiver.php?ep=daggerofthemind "Dagger of the Mind"]]
-->'''Spock:''' (over the comm) Captain, Dr. van Gelder's ravings suggest that remaining on the planet would be extremely foolish.
-->'''Kirk:''' Is that a dare, Spock? A double dog dare?
-->'''Spock:''' Logically, one could make that argument from a certain perspective...
-->'''Kirk:''' Oh yeah? Nobody double dog dares me and gets away with it. I'm staying, and that's final. Kirk out.
-->'''Spock:''' I will never understand humans.
* ShoutOut: [[http://fiveminute.net/startrek/fiver.php?ep=thenakedtime "The Naked Time"]]
-->'''Sulu:''' I'm bored at work.
-->'''Riley:''' You could try writing a parody.
-->'''Sulu:''' Nah. What kind of losers would do that?
** The forum members used to post parodies when they were "Bored At Work" (or wherever they happened to be located).
* SurroundedByIdiots: "[[http://fiveminute.net/startrek/fiver.php?ep=wherenomanhasgonebefore Where No Man Has Gone Before]]"
-->'''Spock:''' It seems to be the black box from a 200-year-old ship. Shall I tell the senior officers?
-->'''Kirk:''' Are you kidding? I'm gonna tell the whole ''crew''. Kirk to all hands....
-->'''Spock:''' What are you doing? We barely have any information! You'll just confuse those brain-dead saps.
** Spock again, later:
-->'''Spock:''' What did you say was on the tombstone Gary made you?
-->'''Kirk:''' "James R. Kirk."
-->'''Spock:''' Right. What's with that? A god wouldn't make such a grave mistake.
-->'''Kirk:''' What mistake? It was a sentence: "James are Kirk." Which I are.
-->'''Spock:''' Hmm... becoming the brains of this outfit may be easier than I expected.
----

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->''Because stuff is long and life is short.''
-->Official Motto

[[http://www.fiveminute.net Fiveminute.net]] is a website devoted to the creation and enjoyment of fivers. It was originally known as Five-Minute Voyager, but has since branched off to cover all ''Franchise/StarTrek'' series, other scifi television shows, anime, video games, movies, and so forth.

A fiver is a written parody of a television episode, film, video game, etc. that's meant to evoke humor through the summarizing process. They are called such because they are theoretically meant to be readable in five minutes if you don't have time to watch the full episode or movie. If anything, a fiver is an unholy fusion of an episode from an [[TheAbridgedSeries Abridged Series]] and Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000.

Just as contributors to TVTropes are known as tropers, creators of fivers are known as fivists. Both sites share a few members, including creator Tropers/{{Zeke}} and otaku NateTheGreat.

'''A Plea For Help'''

Given that examples from this site are best presented as excerpts from the fivers themselves, [[NateTheGreat This Troper]] is focusing on adding them to this page. I would appreciate it if other tropers could help by adding the following to the individual trope pages, WebOriginal category:

* Found in a scene from [[FiveMinuteVoyager Fiveminute.net]]. Excerpt on the works page.

'''Common Tropes Present in Fivers:'''

* AlternateCharacterInterpretation: Janeway's caffeine addition and Data's ignorance of metaphors are ramped UpToEleven for humorous effect. [[invoked]]
* CallForward / CallBack / ItWillNeverCatchOn: Other episodes, movies, franchises, and fivers are alluded to often, sometimes in the vein of "that will never happen."
* EveryEpisodeEnding: Most fivers end with the ''Enterprise'' (or ''Voyager'', or whatever) warping off at [[Film/{{Spaceballs}} Ludicrous Speed]]. ''Deep Space Nine'' turns at Ludicrous Speed instead.
* HandsomeLech: Riker repeatedly. Playing on his tendency to pair up with the green skinned hottie of the week.
* NoFourthWall: A lot of characters know they're in an abridged parody.
* Puns: Puns are everywhere.
* RunningGag: The most common sound effect used when someone dies is "GAK!"
** And if someone is miraculously brought back to life, the UnSoundEffect is "!KAG"
** Also fandom jokes, such as [[Series/StarTrekVoyager Chakotay]] being made of wood.
** Insanity is usually marked by the character in question making up anagrams.
** The "Porthos was turned into chili" running gag has even been seen outside of the [[StarTrekEnterprise Enterprise]] subsite.

Note: Since the fourth wall barely exists, all methods of PlayingWithATrope exist in fivers. They will not be pointed out in the following examples. I also recommend that you read the fivers for yourself to find many more tropes, as there are so many that this page can only serve as a best-of collection.

'''Tropes from ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' fivers (episode titles link to the fiver's page):'''

* {{Alien Non-Interference Clause}}, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=innocence Innocence]]"
-->'''Elani:''' Should you be teaching us all this Vulcan stuff? What about the Prime Directive?
-->'''Tuvok:''' The what?
* AnchoredShip, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=persistenceofvision Persistence of Vision]]"
-->'''Mark:''' Hello, honey. Feeling guilty?
-->'''Janeway:''' Nuts, nuts, nuts, nuts, nuts...
* ArtisticLicenseEngineering, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=maneuvers Maneuvers]]"
-->'''Tuvok:''' The Kazon have beamed away and they took a transporter module.
-->'''Janeway:''' Lock on to the module and beam it back!
-->'''Tuvok:''' Kinda hard to beam something when we don't have a transporter module.
* AstonishinglyAppropriateAppearance, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=jetrel Jetrel]]"
-->'''Neelix:''' I won't play lab rat to ease your conscience.
-->'''Jetrel:''' But you so look the part!
* BadLiar, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=initiations Initiations]]"
-->'''Paris:''' Darn... I mean good, Chakotay's not dead.
-->'''Torres:''' You're getting better at that.
* BrainBleach, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=elogium Elogium]]"
-->'''Neelix:''' You know, Kes, I've changed my mind. It might be nice to have a kid. I wonder what our child would look like.
-->'''Kes:''' Yeah, I wonder.
-->[[{{Beat}} (Awkward pause)]]
-->'''Kes:''' On second thought, no.
-->'''Neelix:''' Huh?
-->'''Kes:''' I have to go meditate with Tuvok now to purge that mental image from my psyche.
* BigNo, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=phage Phage]]"
-->'''Doc:''' I'm sorry, but Neelix will never be able to leave this restraint.
-->'''Kes:''' NOOOOOOOO!
-->'''Doc:''' And he'll have to spend the rest of his life in Sickbay with me.
-->'''Neelix:''' NOOOOOOOO!
* CallBack[=/=]{{Shipping}}, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=thecloud The Cloud]]"
-->'''Chakotay:''' Here's your animal guide.
-->'''Janeway:''' Ooh, a lizard! I think I'll call him...Tom.
-->'''Torres:''' Hey, Tom's mine!
-->'''Janeway:''' Not for another two seasons, he's not! J/P is such a marvelous thing....
-->'''Chakotay:''' Hey!
-->'''Janeway:''' J/C is too, of course.
-->'''Torres:''' Ahem.
-->'''Janeway:''' Fine, and P/T!
* CallForward / EvilLaugh, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=phage Phage]]"
-->'''Paris:''' Oo! I've never flown a starship into an asteroid before. It'll be fun!
-->'''Janeway:''' It'll be even more fun if we send Chakotay in a shuttle. BWAHAHAHAHA!
-->'''Chakotay:''' I don't get it.
-->'''Tuvok:''' (aside to Janeway) We haven't started that yet.
-->'''Janeway:''' Nuts. Carry on, Mr. Paris.
* CallForward / ItWillNeverCatchOn, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=eyeoftheneedle Eye of the Needle]]"
-->'''Doctor:''' I'm not exactly holding my breath waiting for the day when we'll be able to casually transmit holograms from one quadrant to another.
** And from "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=elogium Elogium]]"
-->'''Paris:''' If you want to get it on with the Captain, you should try kidnapping her and mutating yourselves into lizards.
-->'''Chakotay:''' That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard...will it work?
* CaptainObvious, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=cathexis Cathexis]]"
-->'''Durst:''' We've just entered the nebula.
-->'''Janeway:''' Please don't state the obvious, it might cause me to send you on a dangerous away mission in a few episodes.
-->'''Durst:''' *gulp*
* CharacterDevelopment, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=innocence Innocence]]"
-->'''Tuvok:''' I wonder if there's any way I can get some character development out of this.
-->'''Tressa:''' Hi. We're three abandoned children in need of guidance and protection.
-->'''Tuvok:''' Excellent.
* ComicallyMissingThePoint, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=eyeoftheneedle Eye of the Needle]]"
-->'''Kes:''' Captain, the crew behaves rudely towards the Doctor. They keep ignoring him and talking to me instead.
-->'''Janeway:''' That's hardly surprising. You're much cuter than he is.
* CompletelyMissingThePoint / {{Foreshadowing}}, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=caretaker Caretaker]]"
-->'''Mark:''' You know, honey, they say a fool and her dog are soon parted.
-->'''Janeway:''' So what? Bye now.
* CompletelyMissingThePoint / TemptingFate, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=phage Phage]]"
-->'''Neelix:''' Oo! Oo! Can I come on the away mission?
-->'''Chakotay:''' Fine, as long as you don't foolishly run off and get attacked by mysterious aliens.
* DeliciousDistraction, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=primefactors Prime Factors]]"
-->'''Janeway:''' Have some pie, you handsome devil, you.
-->'''Gath:''' If I didn't know better, I'd think you were tring to butter me up to get my device. Come to think of it, I don't know better.
* {{Denouement}}, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=expostfacto Ex Post Facto]]"
-->'''Tuvok:''' I would like to gather all involved parties together for a classic detective-story denouement.
* DidIJustSayThatOutLoud, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=alliances Alliances]]"
-->'''Janeway:''' That's it. You two are so getting killed off.
-->'''Jonas:''' And I am so defecting. Oops -- did I say that out loud?
* DistractedByTheShiny, "[[http://fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=coldfire Cold Fire]]"
-->'''Tanis:''' My Ocampa are better than yours.
-->'''Kes:''' Why?
-->'''Tanis:''' Um...we can make plants bloom?
-->'''Kes:''' Ooh, pretty!
* DoubleEntendre, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=parallax Parallax]]"
-->'''Chakotay:''' Torres, do your stuff.
-->'''Janeway:''' Oh no you don't! Carey, supervise her "stuff". And you can all stop snickering, that's not what I mean.
* EveryoneKnowsMorse, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=emanations Emanations]]"
-->'''Kim From Inside Coffin:''' (knock knock)
-->'''Alien Guy:''' Hang on, that sounds like Morse code... (listening) She seems to be saying... "Where... the [[PardonMyKlingon frell]]... am I... get... me... out." It's a message from the next emanation!
* EvilLaugh, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=cathexis Cathexis]]"
-->'''Kim:''' Aaaah! Tuvok and Kes have been hurt by the alien!
-->'''Tuvok:''' That's what you think, Ensign-boy! MWAHAHAHAHA!
* EvilLawyerJoke, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=eyeoftheneedle Eye of the Needle]]"
-->'''Janeway:''' Perhaps he left our messages in the custody of an attorney for later disclosure.
-->'''Tuvok:''' Romulans do not have attorneys, Captain.
-->'''Torres:''' And even if they did, would you trust a Romulan lawyer?
* EvilSoundsDeep, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=tattoo Tattoo]]"
-->'''Kes:''' Doctor, stop being so evil! I'm going to really, really stamp my foot this time.
-->'''Doc:''' It's still season two -- I'm allowed to be evil. Plus I get to talk in this really deep voice that makes me sound cool and evily.
* {{Expy}}, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=caretaker Caretaker]]"
-->'''Tom:''' Hey, wanna be Voyager's version of Bashir and O'Brien?
-->'''Harry:''' Works for me.
** Also from "Caretaker"
-->'''Tuvok:''' I'm Tuvok, but you can call me Spock.
-->'''Neelix:''' Hi, I'm Neelix. You can call me [=McCoy=].
** Moving on to "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=primefactors Prime Factors]]"
-->'''Carey:''' Not me. I'm scared of transporters.
-->'''Torres:''' Gee, that's original.
-->'''Carey:''' Well, excuuuuse me. I don't have a personality, so I'm stealing Barclay's.
-->'''Seska:''' Which he stole from Pulaski....
-->'''Torres:''' ....which she stole from [=McCoy=].
-->'''Carey:''' Quit rubbing it in.
* FailedASpotCheck, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=deadlock Deadlock]]"
-->'''Janeway 2:''' Keep looking for anything unusual.
-->'''Chakotay 2:''' You mean like the duplicate Kes that's in Sickbay?
-->'''Janeway 2:''' Um... yes, like that.
* FlippingTheBird, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=dreadnought Dreadnought]]"
-->'''Torres:''' I'm sure something will come up.
-->'''Paris:''' (over the comm) The Dreadnought's power just went up. The Dreadnought's speed just went up. The Dreadnought's finger just went up.
-->'''Torres:''' See?
-->'''Janeway:''' I don't remember the Dreadnought ''having'' a finger.
* {{Foreshadowing}}[=/=]ItWillNeverCatchOn, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=phage Phage]]"
-->'''Neelix:''' I'm bored. Will you sing for me, Doc?
-->'''Doc:''' Pfft. Me? Sing? That'll be the day.
* {{Foreshadowing}}[=/=]TemptingFate, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=caretaker Caretaker]]"
-->'''Neelix:''' Can we come too?
-->'''Kes:''' Pretty please?
-->'''Janeway:''' Oh, all right. Just don't let me catch you cooking.
* GenreSavvy: "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=tattoo Tattoo]]"
-->'''Kim:''' We've found the planet, but there are no lifesigns.
-->'''Paris:''' Harry, it's always a cloaking device when you can't find lifesigns. You should know this already.
* GoodNewsBadNews, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=deadlock Deadlock]]"
-->'''Janeway 2:''' I've got good news and bad news. We've been boarded by Vidiians.
-->'''Janeway:''' (over the comm) What's the good news?
-->'''Janeway 2:''' That was the good news -- now I've got a great excuse to blow up my ship! The bad news is I'm sending you Harry.
* GraveRobbing, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=emanations Emanations]]"
-->'''Kim:''' It's coming off those corpses over there.
-->'''Torres:''' Ooh! D'you think they'd mind if we went through their pockets?
-->'''Chakotay:''' Yes.
* HenpeckedHusband, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=expostfacto Ex Post Facto]]"
-->'''Ren:''' What's for dinner, woman?
-->'''Lidell:''' Leftovers.
-->'''Ren:''' Yay!
* HeyThatsMyLine!, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=thecloud The Cloud]]"
-->'''Janeway:''' Report.
-->'''Tuvok:''' Basically, Captain, there's coffee in that nebula.
-->'''Janeway:''' Hey, that's my line!
* IBrokeANail, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=dreadnought Dreadnought]]"
-->'''Kellan:''' Yeah, how many casualties did you have?
-->'''Janeway:''' I, um, broke a nail.
-->'''Kellan:''' I hate you. I hate you so much.
* IdiotBall, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=timeandagain Time and Again]]"
-->'''Janeway:''' Hey, a shockwave!
-->'''Tuvok:''' Yep. Came from that planet.
-->'''Janeway:''' It's still emitting harmful radiation, so let's go towards it.
** And from "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=cathexis Cathexis]]"
-->'''Computer:''' The EMH is not home at the moment due to sabotagey technobabbly stuff done by Tuvok. Please leave a message after the tone. Beeeep!
-->'''Janeway:''' Drat. Looks like I'm gonna have to give you half of my command codes.
-->'''Tuvok:''' Oh goody! Um, I mean, yes, that seems logical...
* ImGoingToDisneyWorld, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=investigations Investigations]]"
-->'''Neelix:''' You've saved the ship, Mr. Jonas! What are you going to do now?
-->'''Jonas:''' I'm going to Kazon Land! No, wait....
* InsultBackfire, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=prototype Prototype]]''
-->'''Torres:''' I need advice on how to fix an inert, stone-faced automaton -- so I thought of asking you.
-->'''Doctor:''' How flattering.
* ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=investigations Investigations]]"
-->'''Neelix:''' Hey, are you breaking the ship?
-->'''Jonas:''' No.
-->'''Neelix:''' You're the traitor, aren't you?
-->'''Jonas:''' No.
-->'''Neelix:''' I'll bet you're even the guy who wrote "Threshold."
-->'''Jonas:''' That's it, you're going down!
* KickedUpstairs, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=parallax Parallax]]"
-->'''Janeway:''' I can't think of anything to do with Kes and Neelix, so I'm putting them on the senior staff.
* LeaningOnTheFourthWall, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=alliances Alliances]]"
-->'''Janeway:''' No way I'm making an alliance with the Kazon.
-->'''Tuvok:''' The episode title is "Alliances."
-->'''Janeway:''' Oh. In that case, yes.
* LetMeGetThisStraight, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=timeandagain Time and Again]]"
-->'''Doctor:''' Let me get this straight -- you two are unknown aliens, there's an entire Maquis crew aboard, and the captain is missing? I ''really'' hate this ship.
* LetsSplitUpGang, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=twisted Twisted]]"
-->'''Janeway:''' Okay, let's split up so we can all get humorously lost.
-->'''Staff:''' Right.
* LookBehindYou, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=tattoo Tattoo]]"
-->'''Chakotay:''' Can I tell you a touching story about how my father is dead now but this is the time when I really want to get back in touch with him and tell him how much I love him?
-->'''Sky Spirit:''' Um...hey, look! A hawk!
-->'''Chakotay:''' What? Where?
* LukeIAmYourFather, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=tattoo Tattoo]]"
-->'''Sky Spirit:''' (heavy breathing) Chakotay... I am your Native American ancestor.
-->'''Chakotay:''' Nooooo! I mean... oops.
* MoodWhiplash, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=jetrel Jetrel]]"
-->'''Neelix:''' That man is a mass murderer. He killed everyone on the moon of Rinax, including my family.
-->'''Janeway:''' That's... really depressing and hard to make light of.
* MythologyGag, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=twisted Twisted]]"
-->'''Torres:''' Turns out it was just another weird lifeform trying to communicate.
-->'''Janeway:''' Oh no! I'm on the wrong series!
-->'''Torres:''' Relax, it just sounds like TNG.
-->'''Janeway:''' Phew. All right then. Engage! And get me some Earl Grey tea.
** And From "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=meld Meld]]"
-->'''Paris:''' Well, looks like I win the betting pool again.
-->'''Kim:''' That's the 46th time! If it happens once more, you've gotta be cheating.
* NationalStereotypes (and a ShoutOut to SuperMarioBrothers), "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=nonsequitur Non Sequitur]]"
-->'''Cosimo:''' Good-a morning, Harry! How's-a you doing?
-->'''Kim:''' I'm very confused. I could have sworn I was lost in the Delta Quadrant yesterday.
-->'''Cosimo:''' Ahhhhh, I know just how you feel. I could have-a sworn it was just yesterday I was an average plumber. A few turtles later, here I am with my own-a diner!
* NightmareSequence, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=jetrel Jetrel]]"
-->'''Neelix's Dream:''' I am allegorical.
-->'''Al Gore:''' And I am Al Gore.
-->'''Neelix:''' Aahh! What a nightmare!
* OohMeAccentsSlipping, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=nonsequitur Non Sequitur]]"
-->'''Kim:''' Thanks, but something seems a bit odd about you....
-->'''Cosimo:''' Who, me, the completely innocuous Cosimo? I'm just -- shoot, I'm forgetting the accent! I'm-a just an-a Italian guy, see?
* PlotArmor, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=persistenceofvision Persistence of Vision]]"
-->'''Torres:''' The aliens are doing some technobabble stuff to hypnotize the crew. Why haven't I gone yet when everyone else down here has?
-->'''Janeway:''' Duh, Torres, you're one of the senior staff.
* PlotHole / WritersCannotDoMath, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=emanations Emanations]]"
-->'''Kim:''' Well, according to my math, with a total of about 200 000 bodies in those asteroids and a new one appearing every two hours, you've only been getting rid of bodies in this way for the last forty-six years. Which begs the question: What did you do with them before that? Huh? Plot hole, hello!
-->'''Neria:''' You can't know that there are 200 000 bodies because you're not on Voyager, and even if you were, they don't know that yet either! So HA! Plot hole right back atcha!
* PokemonSpeak, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=tattoo Tatoo]]"
-->'''Sky Spirit:''' Who has entered our sacred cave?
-->'''Chakotay:''' Chamunze.
-->'''Sky Spiriy:''' I'm sorry, what?
-->'''Chakotay:''' Chamunze.
-->'''Sky Spirit:''' Say again?
-->'''Chakotay:''' Chamunze.
-->'''Sky Spirit:''' Is that all you can say?
-->'''Chakotay:''' Chamunze.
* PowerEchoes, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=twisted Twisted]]"
-->'''Tuvok:''' Captain, we've encountered yet another weird anomaly...anomaly...anomaly....
-->'''Janeway:''' It must be affecting the comm system.
-->'''Tuvok:''' Nah, I just thought that would be a more dramatic way to tell you.
* {{Pun}}s (two in a row!), "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=the37s The 37's]]"
-->'''Janeway:''' Rust?
-->'''Paris:''' No, I'm in no particular hurry.
-->'''Kim:''' Picking up traces of acethylene, benzene.... either it's gasoline, or Neelix just threw the leftovers out.
-->'''Janeway:''' Magnify. Oh, Ford a love of God!
* {{Redshirt}}, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=faces Faces]]"
-->'''Janeway:''' What about Lieutenant Durst?
-->'''Kim:''' You sent him on an away mission with two regular characters and you expect him to come back?
* Creator/WilliamShakespeare/ShoutOut (to ''Film/StarTrekIVTheVoyageHome''), "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=prototype Prototype]]"
-->'''Janeway:''' Chakotay, take the helm.
-->'''Kim:''' Angels and ministers of grace defend us.
-->'''Tuvok:''' Hamlet -- Act one, Scene four.
-->'''Chakotay:''' I heard that.
* ShoutOut (to an episode of ''[[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine Deep Space Nine]]''), "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=eyeoftheneedle Eye of the Needle]]"
-->'''Kim:''' Okay, how about shrinking the ship by traversing a subspace compression phenomenon? I bet we can find one near here if we look around a bit.
* ShoutOut (two in a row!), "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=emanations Emanations]]"
-->'''Dr. Neria:''' Who are you?
-->'''Kim:''' I'm Harry, [[Literature/HarryPotter Harry Pot]]-- um, Kim.
-->'''Hatil:''' He said he saw dead people!
-->'''Neria:''' Are you sure your name's Harry, son? Not... [[TheSixthSense Haley]]?
-->'''Kim:''' No, I'm just... just Harry.
* SideBet, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=expostfacto Ex Post Facto]]"
-->'''Janeway:''' Where's Paris?
-->'''Kim:''' They made me leave without him....
-->'''Doctor:''' "Made"?
-->'''Tuvok:''' You now owe me five replicator rations, Captain.
-->'''Janeway:''' Damn.
* SomedayThisWillComeInHandy, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=threshold Threshold]]"
-->'''Janeway:''' Sex was fun, Tom. Here's a commendation.
-->'''Tuvok:''' It seems that mating with the Captain brings rewards.
-->'''Chakotay:''' Hmm...that's food for thought....
* TakingYouWithMe, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=tattoo Tattoo]]"
-->'''Paris:''' Ten minutes till we hit the planet.
-->'''Janeway:''' Mr Paris, take us into a nose dive straight for the planet.
-->'''Paris:''' What's that going to do?
-->'''Janeway:''' If we're going down, I'm taking a part of this planet with me.
* {{Technobabble}}, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=emanations Emanations]]"
-->'''Doctor:''' Well, I plan [[ShoutOut to perform]] [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer a complicated ritual involving the blood of a fawn, the urn of Osiris, and me throwing up a snake.]]
-->'''Janeway:''' Doctor, that would never work right.
-->'''Doctor:''' You're right. I'll use technobabble.
* TemptingFate, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=threshold Threshold]]"
-->'''Paris:''' At Warp 10, I'll be everwhere in the universe at once! Even inside you, Captain!
-->'''Janeway:''' You? Inside me? That'll be the day.
* TitleDrop, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=twisted Twisted]]"
-->'''Torres:''' We've constructed a schematic of the ship.
-->'''Paris:''' Wow, it seems to be altered...you might even say it's twisted.
-->'''Torres:''' Thanks, moron, nobody understood the title.
* TooMuchInformation, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=caretaker Caretaker]]"
-->'''Tom:''' Can you help us find our friends, Mr. Old Geezer?
-->'''Caretaker:''' Not particularly. I need their bodily fluids to reproduce.
-->'''Tom:''' Whoa! More than I needed to know.
* TownWithADarkSecret, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=primefactors Prime Factors]]"
-->'''Neelix:''' I know these Sicarans, Captain. They're the most ridiculously generous race in the sector. They also have a dark, dark secret.
-->'''Janeway:''' We've found the perfect planet!
* TropesForDummies, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=faces Faces]]"
-->'''Sulan:''' Hey B'Elanna, I'm reading this "Klingon Romance for Dummies" book so I can score with you.
-->'''Klingon Torres:''' Let me out of here, you filthy p'taK!
-->'''Sulan:''' Let's see...(flip flip flip)...ah! You're flirting with me! Excellent.
* TwinThreesomeFantasy, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=faces Faces]]"
-->'''Paris:''' Whoa! Two B'Elannas for the price of one! P/T/T...Now that's what I call a 'ship!
-->'''Human Torres:''' Dream on, you pervert.
-->'''Paris:''' Thanks, I will. And how!
* WilliamShatner, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=expostfacto Ex Post Facto]]"
-->'''Chakotay:''' Nooooo! I must! Resist! Temptation! And also stop talking like Captain Kirk.
* WritersCannotDoMath (plus a ShoutOut to [[Recap/StarTrekVoyager Delta Blues]]), "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=the37s The 37's]]"
-->'''Earhart:''' How fast can she go?
-->'''Paris:''' Warp 9.9. We'll need it to travel 70,000 lightyears.
-->'''Earhart:''' In that case, you'll need some three years to get back.
-->'''Paris:''' Says who?
-->'''Earhart:''' Says Jim Wright.
** And from "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=elogium Elogium]]"
-->'''Ensign Wildman:''' Permission to bring aboard a recurring character, Captain.
-->'''Janeway:''' Granted, on the condition that she be born during a shipwide crisis. Let's see...we left [=DS9=] last season, so she should arrive...three months ago?
-->'''Wildman:''' Yeah, I know. Don't bother trying to figure it out.
----
'''Tropes from ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'' fivers (episode titles link to the fiver's page):'''

* AsYouKnow: The solitary version in [[http://fiveminute.net/startrek/fiver.php?ep=daggerofthemind "Dagger Of The Mind"]]
-->'''Transporter Guy:''' Okay, time to deal with this box according to standard Starfleet procedures: stand in the corner, like so, with my back to it, totally engrossed in my datapad and completely ignoring the man climbing out of it and sneaking up behi-- (CLONK!)
-->'''Van Gelder:''' I love Starfleet.
* GenreBlindness: [[http://fiveminute.net/startrek/fiver.php?ep=theenemywithin "The Enemy Within"]]
-->''Captain's Log: Spock forgot to check the weather channel before our away mission, but I'm sure nothing will happen to strand any of us on this frozen wasteland.''
-->'''Fisher:''' Ow! My hand! And I'm covered in this weird dust!
-->''Apparently I have a poor sense of pattern recognition.''
* GenreSavvy: [[http://fiveminute.net/startrek/fiver.php?ep=theenemywithin "The Enemy Within"]]
-->'''Kirk:''' Whoa, this looks like a plot complication in progress. I had better get out of here while the getting's good.
** And from [[http://fiveminute.net/startrek/fiver.php?ep=miri "Miri"]]
-->'''Redshirt:''' Is there something wrong with this episode? I have this gut feeling I shouldn't be alive.
* HurricaneOfPuns: [[http://fiveminute.net/startrek/fiver.php?ep=charliex "Charlie X"]]
-->'''Spock:''' If you don't control your temper, you will soon become its pawn.
-->'''Charlie:''' What would you have me do? Confess to a bishop?
-->'''Spock:''' I know I started the chess puns, but I think it's time to end them. Good knight.
* OnlySaneMan: [[http://fiveminute.net/startrek/fiver.php?ep=daggerofthemind "Dagger of the Mind"]]
-->'''Spock:''' (over the comm) Captain, Dr. van Gelder's ravings suggest that remaining on the planet would be extremely foolish.
-->'''Kirk:''' Is that a dare, Spock? A double dog dare?
-->'''Spock:''' Logically, one could make that argument from a certain perspective...
-->'''Kirk:''' Oh yeah? Nobody double dog dares me and gets away with it. I'm staying, and that's final. Kirk out.
-->'''Spock:''' I will never understand humans.
* ShoutOut: [[http://fiveminute.net/startrek/fiver.php?ep=thenakedtime "The Naked Time"]]
-->'''Sulu:''' I'm bored at work.
-->'''Riley:''' You could try writing a parody.
-->'''Sulu:''' Nah. What kind of losers would do that?
** The forum members used to post parodies when they were "Bored At Work" (or wherever they happened to be located).
* SurroundedByIdiots: "[[http://fiveminute.net/startrek/fiver.php?ep=wherenomanhasgonebefore Where No Man Has Gone Before]]"
-->'''Spock:''' It seems to be the black box from a 200-year-old ship. Shall I tell the senior officers?
-->'''Kirk:''' Are you kidding? I'm gonna tell the whole ''crew''. Kirk to all hands....
-->'''Spock:''' What are you doing? We barely have any information! You'll just confuse those brain-dead saps.
** Spock again, later:
-->'''Spock:''' What did you say was on the tombstone Gary made you?
-->'''Kirk:''' "James R. Kirk."
-->'''Spock:''' Right. What's with that? A god wouldn't make such a grave mistake.
-->'''Kirk:''' What mistake? It was a sentence: "James are Kirk." Which I are.
-->'''Spock:''' Hmm... becoming the brains of this outfit may be easier than I expected.
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26th May '13 12:14:12 PM NateTheGreat
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* MicrosoftWindows, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=the37s The 37's]]"
-->'''Tuvok:''' I'm having difficulty with the operating system.
-->'''Kim:''' We've been through the gates of Hell, and we're still troubled by Gates?
11th Apr '13 5:12:13 AM Nahtmmm
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* CallForward / CallBack / ItWillNeverCatchOn: Other episodes, movies, franchises, and fivers are alluded to often, sometimes in the vein of "that will never happen."



* Puns: Puns are everywhere.




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** The "Porthos was turned into chili" running gag has even been seen outside of the [[StarTrekEnterprise Enterprise]] subsite.


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*AsYouKnow: The solitary version in [[http://fiveminute.net/startrek/fiver.php?ep=daggerofthemind "Dagger Of The Mind"]]
-->'''Transporter Guy:''' Okay, time to deal with this box according to standard Starfleet procedures: stand in the corner, like so, with my back to it, totally engrossed in my datapad and completely ignoring the man climbing out of it and sneaking up behi-- (CLONK!)
-->'''Van Gelder:''' I love Starfleet.


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* OnlySaneMan: [[http://fiveminute.net/startrek/fiver.php?ep=daggerofthemind "Dagger of the Mind"]]
-->'''Spock:''' (over the comm) Captain, Dr. van Gelder's ravings suggest that remaining on the planet would be extremely foolish.
-->'''Kirk:''' Is that a dare, Spock? A double dog dare?
-->'''Spock:''' Logically, one could make that argument from a certain perspective...
-->'''Kirk:''' Oh yeah? Nobody double dog dares me and gets away with it. I'm staying, and that's final. Kirk out.
-->'''Spock:''' I will never understand humans.
10th Apr '13 5:08:49 AM Nahtmmm
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'''Tropes from ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'' fivers (episode titles link to the fiver's page):'''

*GenreBlindness: [[http://fiveminute.net/startrek/fiver.php?ep=theenemywithin "The Enemy Within"]]
-->''Captain's Log: Spock forgot to check the weather channel before our away mission, but I'm sure nothing will happen to strand any of us on this frozen wasteland.''
-->'''Fisher:''' Ow! My hand! And I'm covered in this weird dust!
-->''Apparently I have a poor sense of pattern recognition.''
*GenreSavvy: [[http://fiveminute.net/startrek/fiver.php?ep=theenemywithin "The Enemy Within"]]
-->'''Kirk:''' Whoa, this looks like a plot complication in progress. I had better get out of here while the getting's good.
** And from [[http://fiveminute.net/startrek/fiver.php?ep=miri "Miri"]]
-->'''Redshirt:''' Is there something wrong with this episode? I have this gut feeling I shouldn't be alive.
*HurricaneOfPuns: [[http://fiveminute.net/startrek/fiver.php?ep=charliex "Charlie X"]]
-->'''Spock:''' If you don't control your temper, you will soon become its pawn.
-->'''Charlie:''' What would you have me do? Confess to a bishop?
-->'''Spock:''' I know I started the chess puns, but I think it's time to end them. Good knight.
*ShoutOut: [[http://fiveminute.net/startrek/fiver.php?ep=thenakedtime "The Naked Time"]]
-->'''Sulu:''' I'm bored at work.
-->'''Riley:''' You could try writing a parody.
-->'''Sulu:''' Nah. What kind of losers would do that?
**The forum members used to post parodies when they were "Bored At Work" (or wherever they happened to be located).
*SurroundedByIdiots: "[[http://fiveminute.net/startrek/fiver.php?ep=wherenomanhasgonebefore Where No Man Has Gone Before]]"
-->'''Spock:''' It seems to be the black box from a 200-year-old ship. Shall I tell the senior officers?
-->'''Kirk:''' Are you kidding? I'm gonna tell the whole ''crew''. Kirk to all hands....
-->'''Spock:''' What are you doing? We barely have any information! You'll just confuse those brain-dead saps.
**Spock again, later:
-->'''Spock:''' What did you say was on the tombstone Gary made you?
-->'''Kirk:''' "James R. Kirk."
-->'''Spock:''' Right. What's with that? A god wouldn't make such a grave mistake.
-->'''Kirk:''' What mistake? It was a sentence: "James are Kirk." Which I are.
-->'''Spock:''' Hmm... becoming the brains of this outfit may be easier than I expected.
19th Nov '12 9:25:45 AM nombretomado
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-->'''Doctor:''' Well, I plan [[ShoutOut to perform]] [[BuffyTheVampireSlayer a complicated ritual involving the blood of a fawn, the urn of Osiris, and me throwing up a snake.]]

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-->'''Doctor:''' Well, I plan [[ShoutOut to perform]] [[BuffyTheVampireSlayer [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer a complicated ritual involving the blood of a fawn, the urn of Osiris, and me throwing up a snake.]]
14th Aug '12 6:15:30 AM FELH2
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A fiver is a written parody of a television episode, film, video game, etc. that's meant to evoke humor through the summarizing process. They are called such because they are theoretically meant to be readable in five minutes if you don't have time to watch the full episode or movie. If anything, a fiver is an unholy fusion of an episode from an [[TheAbridgedSeries Abridged Series]] and MysteryScienceTheater3000.

Just as contributors to TVTropes are known as tropers, creators of fivers are known as fivists. Both sites share a few members, including creator [[{{Tropers/Zeke}} Zeke]] and otaku NateTheGreat.

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A fiver is a written parody of a television episode, film, video game, etc. that's meant to evoke humor through the summarizing process. They are called such because they are theoretically meant to be readable in five minutes if you don't have time to watch the full episode or movie. If anything, a fiver is an unholy fusion of an episode from an [[TheAbridgedSeries Abridged Series]] and MysteryScienceTheater3000.

Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000.

Just as contributors to TVTropes are known as tropers, creators of fivers are known as fivists. Both sites share a few members, including creator [[{{Tropers/Zeke}} Zeke]] Tropers/{{Zeke}} and otaku NateTheGreat.



Note: Since the fourth wall barely exists, all methods of PlayingWithATrope exist in fivers. They will not be pointed out in the following examples. I also recommend that you read the fivers for yourself to find many more tropes, as there are so many that this page can only serve as a best-of collection.

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Note: Since the fourth wall barely exists, all methods of PlayingWithATrope exist in fivers. They will not be pointed out in the following examples. I also recommend that you read the fivers for yourself to find many more tropes, as there are so many that this page can only serve as a best-of collection.
collection.



* {{Call Forward}}/{{Evil Laugh}}, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=phage Phage]]"

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* {{Call Forward}}/{{Evil Laugh}}, CallForward / EvilLaugh, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=phage Phage]]"



* {{Call Forward}}/{{It Will Never Catch On}}, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=eyeoftheneedle Eye of the Needle]]"

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* {{Call Forward}}/{{It Will Never Catch On}}, CallForward / ItWillNeverCatchOn, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=eyeoftheneedle Eye of the Needle]]"



** And from "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=elogium Elogium]]"

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** And from "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=elogium Elogium]]" Elogium]]"



-->'''Durst:''' *gulp*

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-->'''Durst:''' *gulp* *gulp*



* {{Completely Missing The Point}}/{{Foreshadowing}}, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=caretaker Caretaker]]"

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* {{Completely Missing The Point}}/{{Foreshadowing}}, CompletelyMissingThePoint / {{Foreshadowing}}, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=caretaker Caretaker]]"



-->'''Janeway:''' So what? Bye now.
* {{Completely Missing The Point}}/{{Tempting Fate}}, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=phage Phage]]"

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-->'''Janeway:''' So what? Bye now.
now.
* {{Completely Missing The Point}}/{{Tempting Fate}}, CompletelyMissingThePoint / TemptingFate, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=phage Phage]]"



-->'''Gath:''' If I didn't know better, I'd think you were tring to butter me up to get my device. Come to think of it, I don't know better.

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-->'''Gath:''' If I didn't know better, I'd think you were tring to butter me up to get my device. Come to think of it, I don't know better.



-->'''Kes:''' Ooh, pretty!

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-->'''Kes:''' Ooh, pretty! pretty!



-->'''Neelix:''' Hi, I'm Neelix. You can call me [=McCoy=].

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-->'''Neelix:''' Hi, I'm Neelix. You can call me [=McCoy=].



-->'''Carey:''' Quit rubbing it in.

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-->'''Carey:''' Quit rubbing it in.



-->'''Janeway 2:''' Um... yes, like that.

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-->'''Janeway 2:''' Um... yes, like that.



-->'''Janeway:''' Oh, all right. Just don't let me catch you cooking.

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-->'''Janeway:''' Oh, all right. Just don't let me catch you cooking.



-->'''Janeway 2:''' That was the good news -- now I've got a great excuse to blow up my ship! The bad news is I'm sending you Harry.

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-->'''Janeway 2:''' That was the good news -- now I've got a great excuse to blow up my ship! The bad news is I'm sending you Harry.



* [[HeyThatsMyLine Hey, That's My Line!]], "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=thecloud The Cloud]]"

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* [[HeyThatsMyLine Hey, That's My Line!]], HeyThatsMyLine!, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=thecloud The Cloud]]"



-->'''Tuvok:''' Oh goody! Um, I mean, yes, that seems logical...

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-->'''Tuvok:''' Oh goody! Um, I mean, yes, that seems logical...



-->'''Jonas:''' I'm going to Kazon Land! No, wait....
* InsultBackfire, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=prototype Prototype]]''

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-->'''Jonas:''' I'm going to Kazon Land! No, wait....
wait....
* InsultBackfire, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=prototype Prototype]]'' Prototype]]''



-->'''Jonas:''' That's it, you're going down!

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-->'''Jonas:''' That's it, you're going down! down!



-->'''Staff:''' Right.

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-->'''Staff:''' Right.



-->'''Cosimo:''' Ahhhhh, I know just how you feel. I could have-a sworn it was just yesterday I was an average plumber. A few turtles later, here I am with my own-a diner!

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-->'''Cosimo:''' Ahhhhh, I know just how you feel. I could have-a sworn it was just yesterday I was an average plumber. A few turtles later, here I am with my own-a diner! diner!



-->'''Janeway:''' Duh, Torres, you're one of the senior staff.
* {{Plot Hole}}/{{Writers Cannot Do Math}}, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=emanations Emanations]]"

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-->'''Janeway:''' Duh, Torres, you're one of the senior staff.
staff.
* {{Plot Hole}}/{{Writers Cannot Do Math}}, PlotHole / WritersCannotDoMath, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=emanations Emanations]]"



-->'''Chakotay:''' Chamunze.

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-->'''Chakotay:''' Chamunze.



* {{Shakespeare}}/ShoutOut (to ''Film/StarTrekIVTheVoyageHome''), "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=prototype Prototype]]"

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* {{Shakespeare}}/ShoutOut Creator/WilliamShakespeare/ShoutOut (to ''Film/StarTrekIVTheVoyageHome''), "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=prototype Prototype]]"



-->'''Janeway:''' If we're going down, I'm taking a part of this planet with me.

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-->'''Janeway:''' If we're going down, I'm taking a part of this planet with me.



-->'''Tom:''' Whoa! More than I needed to know.

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-->'''Tom:''' Whoa! More than I needed to know.



-->'''Janeway:''' We've found the perfect planet!

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-->'''Janeway:''' We've found the perfect planet! planet!
13th Jul '12 5:17:22 AM SeptimusHeap
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* {{Pun}}s (two in a row!), "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=the37s The 37's]]"
-->'''Janeway:''' Rust?
-->'''Paris:''' No, I'm in no particular hurry.
-->'''Kim:''' Picking up traces of acethylene, benzene.... either it's gasoline, or Neelix just threw the leftovers out.
-->'''Janeway:''' Magnify. Oh, Ford a love of God!



* AWorldwidePunomenon (two in a row!), "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=the37s The 37's]]"
-->'''Janeway:''' Rust?
-->'''Paris:''' No, I'm in no particular hurry.
-->'''Kim:''' Picking up traces of acethylene, benzene.... either it's gasoline, or Neelix just threw the leftovers out.
-->'''Janeway:''' Magnify. Oh, Ford a love of God!
9th Jul '12 3:08:53 PM nombretomado
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* ShoutOut (to an episode of ''DeepSpaceNine''), "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=eyeoftheneedle Eye of the Needle]]"

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* ShoutOut (to an episode of ''DeepSpaceNine''), ''[[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine Deep Space Nine]]''), "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=eyeoftheneedle Eye of the Needle]]"
4th Jun '12 1:58:33 PM FELH2
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* EveryEpisodeEnding: Most fivers end with the ''Enterprise'' (or ''Voyager'', or whatever) warping off at [[SpaceBalls Ludicrous Speed]]. ''Deep Space Nine'' turns at Ludicrous Speed instead.

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* EveryEpisodeEnding: Most fivers end with the ''Enterprise'' (or ''Voyager'', or whatever) warping off at [[SpaceBalls [[Film/{{Spaceballs}} Ludicrous Speed]]. ''Deep Space Nine'' turns at Ludicrous Speed instead.



* PokemonSpeak, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=tattoo Tatoo]]"

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* * PokemonSpeak, "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=tattoo Tatoo]]"
3rd Jun '12 2:50:20 PM nombretomado
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[[http://www.fiveminute.net Fiveminute.net]] is a website devoted to the creation and enjoyment of fivers. It was originally known as Five-Minute Voyager, but has since branched off to cover all ''StarTrek'' series, other scifi television shows, anime, video games, movies, and so forth.

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[[http://www.fiveminute.net Fiveminute.net]] is a website devoted to the creation and enjoyment of fivers. It was originally known as Five-Minute Voyager, but has since branched off to cover all ''StarTrek'' ''Franchise/StarTrek'' series, other scifi television shows, anime, video games, movies, and so forth.



** Also fandom jokes, such as [[StarTrekVoyager Chakotay]] being made of wood.

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** Also fandom jokes, such as [[StarTrekVoyager [[Series/StarTrekVoyager Chakotay]] being made of wood.



'''Tropes from ''StarTrekVoyager'' fivers (episode titles link to the fiver's page):'''

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'''Tropes from ''StarTrekVoyager'' ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' fivers (episode titles link to the fiver's page):'''



* {{Shakespeare}}/ShoutOut (to ''StarTrekIVTheVoyageHome''), "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=prototype Prototype]]"

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* {{Shakespeare}}/ShoutOut (to ''StarTrekIVTheVoyageHome''), ''Film/StarTrekIVTheVoyageHome''), "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=prototype Prototype]]"



* WritersCannotDoMath (plus a ShoutOut to [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Recap/StarTrekVoyager Delta Blues]]), "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=the37s The 37's]]"

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* WritersCannotDoMath (plus a ShoutOut to [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Recap/StarTrekVoyager [[Recap/StarTrekVoyager Delta Blues]]), "[[http://www.fiveminute.net/voyager/fiver.php?ep=the37s The 37's]]"
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