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18th Jan '16 3:40:18 AM pinkdalek
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* In ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyIV'', the player can have Cecil pay a hundred thousand gil (in a game where new weapons are both vital and highly expensive) to receive a lapdance from a small army of pixellated gogo dancers gyrating to the Chocobo music. Between the soundtrack, graphics and ripoff price it's pretty impossible to find anything exciting about it - after which [[YouBastard you're even criticised by the doorman for being in the club when you have more wholesome things to pursue, as if you were enjoying it]]. ''Final Fantasy V'' and ''VII'' got around this problem by having lapdances and jaunts in brothels that were absurd and silly rather than sexy.
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* In ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyIV'', the player can have Cecil pay a hundred ten thousand gil (in a game where new weapons are both vital and highly expensive) expensive, and at a point in the game where this is not easy money) to receive a lapdance from a small army of pixellated gogo dancers gyrating to a samba version of the Chocobo music. Between the soundtrack, graphics and ripoff price it's pretty impossible to find anything exciting about it - after which [[YouBastard you're even criticised by the doorman for being in the club when you have more wholesome things to pursue, as if you were enjoying it]]. ''Final Fantasy V'' and ''VII'' got around this problem by having lapdances and jaunts in brothels that were absurd and silly rather than sexy.
16th Jan '16 7:24:07 AM pinkdalek
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* In ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyIV'', the player can have Cecil pay a hundred thousand gil (in a game where new weapons are both vital and highly expensive) to receive a lapdance from a small army of pixellated gogo dancers gyrating to the Chocobo music. Between the soundtrack, graphics and ripoff price it's pretty impossible to find anything exciting about it - after which [[YouBastard you're even criticised by the doorman for being in the club when you have more wholesome things to pursue, as if you were enjoying it]]. ''Final Fantasy V'' and ''VII'' got around this problem by having lapdances and jaunts in brothels that were absurd and silly rather than sexy.
6th Jan '16 1:06:47 PM AgProv
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6th Jan '16 1:04:01 PM AgProv
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* Creator/AAPessimal ''began'' a story expanding on a one-line reference in Creator/TerryPratchett's ''{{Discworld}}'' to an undead Zombie stripper. She also engages on a romance woth Watch zombie reg Shoe. How might a zom-rom-com work out in practice? See [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9233063/1/Stuck-On-you here]]''. ''Stuck On You'' got stuck after two chapters as some details are too potentially horrible even for Pessimal.
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* Creator/AAPessimal ''began'' a story expanding on a one-line reference in Creator/TerryPratchett's ''{{Discworld}}'' to an undead Zombie stripper. She also engages on a romance woth with Watch zombie reg Reg Shoe. How might a zom-rom-com work out in practice? See [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9233063/1/Stuck-On-you here]]''. ''Stuck On You'' got stuck after two chapters as some details are too potentially horrible even for Pessimal.
6th Jan '16 1:02:38 PM AgProv
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Discworld and alice cooper
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* Creator/AAPessimal ''began'' a story expanding on a one-line reference in Creator/TerryPratchett's ''{{Discworld}}'' to an undead Zombie stripper. She also engages on a romance woth Watch zombie reg Shoe. How might a zom-rom-com work out in practice? See [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9233063/1/Stuck-On-you here]]''. ''Stuck On You'' got stuck after two chapters as some details are too potentially horrible even for Pessimal.

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* Music/AliceCooper's song ''Cold Ethyl'' is a love ballad to necrophilia. any normal person would feel a certain lack of being turned on.
2nd Dec '15 11:12:55 AM FF32
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* ''ShreddedMoose'': [[SarcasmMode everyone's favorite]] {{Gorn}}-filled misogynist {{webcomic}} whose artist can't draw breasts is full of this.
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* ''ShreddedMoose'': ''Webcomic/ShreddedMoose'': [[SarcasmMode everyone's favorite]] {{Gorn}}-filled misogynist {{webcomic}} whose artist can't draw breasts is full of this.
29th Nov '15 6:01:25 PM nombretomado
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* Marian, the DamselInDistress in most of the ''VideoGame/DoubleDragon'' games, who is usually a good-looking woman ([[http://www.vgmuseum.com/end/arcade/a/doubled.htm as seen in the original arcade game]] and [[http://www.vgmuseum.com/end/nes/a/dd2.htm the second NES game]]), got whacked with the ugly stick in the SegaGenesis [[PortingDisaster port]] by Accolade. The panty shots were still kept for the Genesis version, but they end up being more disturbing than sexy because of the way she looks ([[http://www.vgmuseum.com/end/genesis/a/dd.htm see here]]).
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* Marian, the DamselInDistress in most of the ''VideoGame/DoubleDragon'' games, who is usually a good-looking woman ([[http://www.vgmuseum.com/end/arcade/a/doubled.htm as seen in the original arcade game]] and [[http://www.vgmuseum.com/end/nes/a/dd2.htm the second NES game]]), got whacked with the ugly stick in the SegaGenesis UsefulNotes/SegaGenesis [[PortingDisaster port]] by Accolade. The panty shots were still kept for the Genesis version, but they end up being more disturbing than sexy because of the way she looks ([[http://www.vgmuseum.com/end/genesis/a/dd.htm see here]]).
24th Nov '15 4:09:12 AM catmuto
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* Similarly to the ''Eiken'' example above, the hentai manga series ''Blue Eyes'', which revolves around a teenager meeting his [[ChildhoodFriendRomance childhoodfriend again and falling in love]] and dating, before proceeding to cheat on her with multiple other girls, who all have the titular blue eyes, which are a turn-on for him. The retardation of the fetish is due to the art-style, with all of these girls having breasts bigger than basketballs, to the point that they are half the bodylength of the girl and nipples that stand out, akin to cow udders.
24th Nov '15 4:06:20 AM catmuto
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%% ** The tampon scene.
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%% ** The infamous tampon scene. Christian is about to have sex with Ana, who is currently having her period. He then proceeds to kneel down and slowly pulls the tampon out of her privates, before throwing it into the toilet. Supposedly, this scene was intended to be rather sexy, given Ana's word-choice during this event, but most readers were quite [[{{Squick}} squicked]] by it. This scene was apparently so loathed by people, that the film ''refused'' to shoot this scene.
14th Nov '15 3:54:33 PM nombretomado
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* An important health warning to anyone: women drawn by RobLiefeld will make your genitals retreat into your pelvis and start building protective turrets. Unless, of course, you have a thing for women who use the pouches on their stomachs to digest food.
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* An important health warning to anyone: women drawn by RobLiefeld Creator/RobLiefeld will make your genitals retreat into your pelvis and start building protective turrets. Unless, of course, you have a thing for women who use the pouches on their stomachs to digest food.
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