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12th Mar '17 7:22:27 AM ngh93
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** "Hall Monitor": Patrick is so scared of the Maniac that just seeing a police sketch of him sends him into a screaming fit. Said sketch is clearly a stick figure rendering of [=SpongeBob=], and they didn't even drew him scary-looking.

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** "Hall Monitor": Patrick is so scared of the Maniac that just seeing a police sketch of him sends him into a screaming fit. Said sketch is clearly a stick figure rendering of [=SpongeBob=], and they didn't even drew draw him scary-looking.
18th Feb '17 1:11:47 PM CountDorku
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* In ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 2}}'' DLC, at one point, you are tasked with telling a baby something terrible in order to make it cry. (ItMakseSenseInContext, kind of.) The problem is that the Vault Hunters are {{Bunny Ears Lawyer}}s who don't process the world in the same way as most people, leading to the most terrible things they can think of being things like:

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* In ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 2}}'' DLC, at one point, you are tasked with telling a baby something terrible in order to make it cry. (ItMakseSenseInContext, (ItMakesSenseInContext, kind of.) The problem is that the Vault Hunters are {{Bunny Ears Lawyer}}s who don't process the world in the same way as most people, leading to the most terrible things they can think of being things like:
18th Feb '17 1:04:16 PM CountDorku
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* In ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 2}}'' DLC, at one point, you are tasked with telling a baby something terrible in order to make it cry. (ItMakseSenseInContext, kind of.) The problem is that the Vault Hunters are {{Bunny Ears Lawyer}}s who don't process the world in the same way as most people, leading to the most terrible things they can think of being things like:
-->'''[=Zer0=]:''' Life is very short. / One day you will grow older. / And then you will die.\\
'''Gaige:''' Ugh. Country music exists.\\
'''Salvador:''' Sometimes you'll be, like, hungry? But there won't be any food around, so you'll have to, like, get up and go all the way to the store and buy some.
17th Feb '17 5:50:29 AM C105
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* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', Professor Farnsworth is rescued from a LotusEaterMachine at the Near Death Star. He describes what it's like as thus: "It was as though I were living in a facility in Florida with hundreds of other old people. All day long we'd play bingo, eat oatmeal and wait for our children to call." Cue gasps of horror from the crew.

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* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''
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Professor Farnsworth is rescued from a LotusEaterMachine at the Near Death Star. He describes what it's like as thus: "It was as though I were living in a facility in Florida with hundreds of other old people. All day long we'd play bingo, eat oatmeal and wait for our children to call." Cue gasps of horror from the crew.



** In "War is the H-Word", a ball alien tells a story that, judging by his tone of voice, is supposed to be a ScareEmStraight story:
-->''The elders tell of a young ball much like you. First he bounced 3 meters in the air. Then he bounced 1.8 meters in the air. '''Then he bounced 4 meters in the air'''. Do I make myself clear?''



* ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'': In "War is the H-Word", a ball alien tells a story that, judging by his tone of voice, is supposed to be a ScareEmStraight story:
-->''The elders tell of a young ball much like you. First he bounced 3 meters in the air. Then he bounced 1.8 meters in the air. '''Then he bounced 4 meters in the air'''. Do I make myself clear?''
30th Jan '17 2:33:25 PM Argon2
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* In the HistoricalRomance ''Nicola and the Viscount'', an upper-class mother threatens to send her daughter to Surrey (away from the bastion of [[IdleRich socializing and sophistication]] that is the capital city). The horrified daughter replies;
-->"''Surrey''? What on earth would I do in ''Surrey''?!"
7th Jan '17 5:41:52 AM Tom00Z7
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* ''{{Brawl In The Family}}'': "Oh no, fake Kraid! Oh no, REAL Kraid! [[http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/2009/09/02/185-a-metroid-adventure/ Oh no, real FAKE Kraid!]]"

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* ''{{Brawl In The Family}}'': "Oh no, fake Kraid! Oh no, REAL Kraid! [[http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/2009/09/02/185-a-metroid-adventure/ com/comic/185-ametroidadventure/ Oh no, real FAKE Kraid!]]"
18th Oct '16 3:34:13 PM margdean56
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* ''Literature/JourneyToChaos'': When Tiza offends Mia, the receptionist threatens to send Tiza on the most horrifiying of missions- ''trying on dresses for a seamstress!'' [[{{Tomboy}} Tiza immediately apoglozies.]]

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* ''Literature/JourneyToChaos'': When Tiza offends Mia, the receptionist threatens to send Tiza on the most horrifiying horrifying of missions- missions-- ''trying on dresses for a seamstress!'' [[{{Tomboy}} Tiza immediately apoglozies.apologizes.]]
10th Sep '16 12:56:03 PM ading
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* ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'': In "War is the H-Word", a ball alien tells a story that, judging by his tone of voice, is supposed to be a ScareEmStraight story:
-->''The elders tell of a young ball much like you. First he bounced 3 meters in the air. Then he bounced 1.8 meters in the air. '''Then he bounced 4 meters in the air'''. Do I make myself clear?''
2nd Sep '16 1:27:28 PM intastiel
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* In ''Webcomic/{{Unsounded}}'', what does it take to [[http://www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/comic/ch09/ch09_56.html creep out]] an undead HumanoidAbomination who gets off on [[ImAHumanitarian cannibalism]], {{rape|IsASpecialKindOfEvil}}, and [[LovesTheSoundOfScreaming general ultraviolence]]?
-->'''Murkoph:''' The [[RidiculouslyCuteCritter fish]] keep '''''lookin' '''''at me.
26th Aug '16 8:29:37 AM DarkerShining
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* ''WebVideo/GoogleTranslateSings'' gives us this gem in its version of "Bohemian Rhapsody":
-->"Oh my God! No! You do not need to go to the United States!"
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