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->''"That's the beauty of Heaven... we can leave our brains behind."''
-->--[[http://fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=61678 A RaptureReady forumgoer, unintentionally explaining most of the site]]

[[http://fstdt.com/Default.aspx Fundies Say the Darndest Things]], often abbreviated to FSTDT, is (to use its own description) "an archive of the most hilarious, bizarre, ignorant, bigoted, and terrifying quotes from fundies all over the internet". Or, in other words, it's a community dedicated to mocking religious and political stupidity.

The history of FSTDT is a surprisingly simple one. The initial administrator, [=WinAce=], found religious stupidity humorous, so he decided to set up an archive for the craziest of the crazies. He called it Christians Say the Darndest Things, but quickly changed it when he realized that Christian fundamentalists aren't the only people capable of saying outrageous things. Unfortunately, three years after the initial creation of the site, [=WinAce=] [[AuthorExistenceFailure passed away from cystic fibrosis]].

However, this wasn't the end of FSTDT as a new administrator, Yahweh (who saw fundies in much the same way as [=WinAce=]), picked up where the first left off, both in the memory of [=WinAce=] and as a project to improve her coding skills. However, Yahweh found the task of rebuilding and recompiling the website to be far more difficult than she initially expected and ended up abandoning the project after a valiant effort.

The third and current administrator, Distind (who watches fundies in an attempt to figure out what makes them tick), much more confident in his programming abilities, picked up where Yahweh left off and the site flourishes under his command to this day.

At first glance, the site seems to mock conservative Christians exclusively, but it only seems that way because they tend to be [[VocalMinority the loudest]] (in English-speaking countries, anyway). Stupidity of any religious or political persuasion is fair game and the site's history has had a respectable number of quotes from antitheists, liberals and other non-conservative and non-Christian fundies. There are also two spinoff sites: Conspiracy Theorists Say the Darndest Things (CSTDT) and Racists Say the Darndest Things (RSTDT), which produce quotes that are often just as, if not more, batshit than their fundie counterparts.

As this site involves religion and politics, [[RuleOfCautiousEditingJudgement be sure to choose your words wisely here]].
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!!This website contains examples of:

* AbusiveParents: Some of the quotes actually attempt to justify child abuse. One particularly horrifying example is [[http://fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=23139&Page=3 this]]. It advocates spanking children until they cry "tears of a broken will".
* AgainstMyReligion
* AliensStealCattle: Or just [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87840 kill them]] with their alien death rays.
* AllBlueEntry: [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=80911&Page=2#1283741 This]] and its following post restate the OP ''entirely in TVTropes links''.
* AllGaysArePedophiles: [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=12343 This]] quote makes the assumption that ''her own brother'' is going to molest her son purely because he is gay.
* AllGaysArePromiscuous
* AllGermansAreNazis: Apparently some fundies [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87986 sincerely believe this]].
* AllJewsAreCheapskates[=/=]GreedyJew: [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=79167 Some fundamentalists]] quoted on the site rehash the old conspiracy theory of Jews running the banks.
* ArabOilSheikh: Amusingly averted so far.
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking:
** [[InvokedTrope Entitled by name]] in [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=79897 this quote]].
** [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=17930 "That includes the most heinous criminals, such as Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, and Tupac Shakur."]]
** [=IslandLifer=] hates [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=86764 "monkeys, wetbacks, ragheads, and micronesians"]] [sic].
** [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=53665 "Many Christmas songs have a rock music beat, others are sang by known homosexuals, some songs are sang so fast that it's utterly annoying."]]
* ArtisticLicenseAstronomy: Not only is [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=76077 the sun 32 miles in diameter]], [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=44889 it's also a planet]].
* ArtisticLicenseBiology:
** [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=67928 This]]. Much of the site contains ridiculous arguments against the theory of evolution.
** [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=77556 This quote]] takes irreducible complexity to absurd new levels.
** [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=88464 This one]] takes the cake though. Apparently believing in evolution gives you [[GoalOrientedEvolution superhuman powers]] [[MindScrew or something]].
* ArtisticLicenseChemistry:
** Apparently, [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=72280 you can't combine oxygen and hydrogen to make water]], and even the smartest man on Earth can't. [[spoiler: A pre-schooler can do it.]]
** Also, apparently [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=85517 elements rarely react with each other]], no one knows how chemical bonds form, and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx5JJWI2aaw a solid and a gas couldn't possibly react]].
* ArtisticLicenseGeography
* ArtisticLicenseHistory:
** [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=79012 Scott Lively]] is a proponent of the theory that gay men orchestrated the Holocaust.
** [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=90002 "Lennon, the founder of Russian Communism, said that if you tell a lie loud enough and often enough people will believe it."]]
** The author of [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=79782 this quote]] apparently doesn't know that Hitler opposed abortion.
* ArtisticLicenseLaw: Fundies often claim that the Constitution established the United States as a Christian nation. [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=82495 This]] quote claims that the Founding Fathers made it illegal for atheists to testify in court or to hold public office.
* ArtisticLicensePharmacology: [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=79475 Mike Adams]] has no idea how medicine actually works.
* ArtisticLicensePhysics:
** "[[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=77098 The emission theory states that]] [[EyeBeams the light emits from our own eyes]], [[ArtisticLicensePhysics not from the object we look at]]."
** "[[http://ww.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=8255 The Second Law of Thermodynamics proves]] that evolution is impossible -- it could only happen if there were [[ThePowerOfTheSun a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy]]."
** [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87194&Page=1 "Simply put, E=mc2 is liberal claptrap."]] (Take a wild guess who said ''that''.)
* ArtisticLicenseReligion:
** Among other things, the [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=58388 Bible]] [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=54946 apparently]] [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=39147 forbids]] [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=64700 interracial]] [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=15921 marriage]]. [[spoiler:Moses and his wife were an interracial couple, and God smote someone for complaining.]]
** [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=60963 These]] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=49625 two]] are considerably worse. [[http://fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=15495 This]] just doesn't make sense.
** And as for getting other religions totally wrong, [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=81042 this]]. All you need to know about it is that it calls Buddhism "Japanese voodoo".
* ArtisticLicenseStatistics:
** [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=65852 This]].
** Not to mention [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=49956 this]]. [[spoiler:[[CaptainObvious You have to take into account the previous statistics when you go up]], so there should be ''more'' than 24% with 100+ partners. But that would be if the statistics [[LiesDamnedLiesAndStatistics weren't complete bullshit]].]]
* AssociationFallacy: [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87615 This]] is a notable example.
* BeautyIsBad: [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=25520 According to Mercy Burst, anyway...]]
* BeethovenWasAnAlienSpy: The creators of ''PowerRangers'' are trying to teach children the [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=74559 truth about reptilians!]]
* BerserkButton:
** For FSTDT commenters, fundie quotes about rape, specifically those which attempt [[NeverMyFault to excuse the rapist]] or [[ImAManICantHelpIt to shift blame to the victim]]. [[JustifiedTrope Naturally]], these particular quotes receive by far the most vitriolic comments and usually attain especially high Fundie Indexes. As a result, the [[http://fstdt.com/Top100.aspx?Archive=1 Top 100]] [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=64976 page]] [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=61701 contains]] [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=64100 a]] [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=74747 markedly]] [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=80416 disproportionate]] [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=73179 number]] [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=78607 of]] [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=81614 posts]] [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=79872 about]] [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=71305 rape]].
** Posts promoting abusive parenting practices and similar abuse of children tend to get [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=67487 similar]] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=79263 enraged]] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=64958 reactions]]. Particularly [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=69825 this one]].
** Posts promoting bullying seem to be another [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=83832 recent]] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87022 one]].
* BlackAndWhiteInsanity: According to [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=82486 Gerald Polley]] (who actually is a schizophrenic), {{there are two kinds of people in the world}}: homophobic bigots (who he thinks are good) and {{Depraved Homosexual}}s who engage in ParentalIncest.
* BlackBestFriend: Apollo5600 [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=72291 thinks]] that he has free rein to use racial slurs because [[BlatantLies one of his best friends is a black woman]].
* BlackHelicopter: Can be found in some conspiracy quotes, but [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=69258 this one]] hilariously invokes the trope ''by name,'' and turns it UpToEleven, claiming the existence of ''[[ZeppelinsFromAnotherWorld stealth blimps.]]'' He's not alone, either, except the [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=82976 other guy]] thinks the stealth blimps are...[[RecycledInSpace IN SPACE!!]]
* BlatantLies:
** [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=65358 "I'm not racist, but... black people is a threat to our race."]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptSjNWnzpjg "The MTV video for FEARLESS,]] presents Music/TaylorSwift [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=70089&Page=4 as if being offered [to the occult]."]] [[spoiler:The video would be suitable for viewing by an eight-year-old.]]
** [[http://fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=6309 "The viking kingdoms were orderly, peaceful lands of serene wisdom and love."]]
** [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87230 "In one speech, Obama viciously attacks Sarah Palin and then admits to the world [that] he was born in Kenya, all while knowing that he will soon be declaring Martial Law due to the soon to be Obama Birth Certificate Natural Born Citizen Uprising and Mass Protests and will cancel the 2012 elections."]]
** "[[DirtyCommunists Karl Marx]] [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=31288 was a practicing Satanist."]]
** [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=84714 This]] quote claims that Darwin got his inspiration for the theory of evolution from bestiality.
** [[http://fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=15495 "[...M]ost polls done and the latest research indicates that [atheists] are actually a different sect of Muslims."]]
* BoomerangBigot: Commenter Tropers/BrendanRizzo is an American (still living there) who really, really hates America. He used to make posts defending his country from anti-American attacks but [[MaddenIntoMisanthropy got fed up with it all]]. He's now started to [[DespairEventHorizon equate America with Iran]].
** Could also qualify as HeWhoFightsMonsters, since he makes some pretty large LogicalFallacies to get there and many of the other commenters hate him.
* BornInTheWrongCentury: Deconstructed by the fundies who express nostalgia for earlier times. [[ValuesDissonance They approve of the bad aspects of those times as much the "good" ones.]] An example can be found [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=78376 here]].
** [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=81989 "Think about how wonderful it would have been to live in America prior to 1800 - in terms of personal liberty."]]
* BurnTheWitch: [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87302 Yep.]]
* CaptainObvious: The Education Ministry of Malaysia's [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=89629 guidelines]] for determining who is a homosexual includes that the men have "[a]n inclination to be attracted to men" and that the women "show[...] attraction to women". [[SarcasmMode Clearly, this is an astonishing revelation.]]
* CartoonishSupervillainy: Joek Loth apparently wants to [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=80206 exterminate 99% of all life on Earth]].
* CategoryTraitor: [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=89561&Page=2#1448035 One commenter]] accused conservative black people of being "Uncle Toms of the [highest] order".
* ClusterFBomb: [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=70373 Sometimes]].
* CommieNazis: Many fundies believe that Obama (or liberal politicians in general) are [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot gay Marxist atheist Muslim pinko commie Nazis]]. Yes, ''[[YouFailReligiousStudiesForever atheist Muslim]]'' -- see also BlatantLies.
* DaydreamBeliever:
** "[[RougeAnglesOfSatin Leviathon]] [sic] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=60847 is a spirit I have battled as well...]]" The confrontation in question took place at McDonalds.
** Atheira believes ''Franchise/HarryPotter'' and ''Film/{{Avatar}}'' [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=84620 really happened in alternate realities]]. (The "authors", who are really channelers, just changed the names for some reason.)
* DisproportionateRetribution:
** According to [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=86463 this quote]], God punished Japan with the 2011 tsunami because Japan is the center of the video game industry.
** Harry Lyon suggests that any illegal immigrant who sets foot in the state of Alabama ''[[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=86630 be shot on sight]]''.
** Many of those quoted believe that people will suffer [[AndIMustScream eternal torment]] for arbitrary things such as homosexuality or even merely having a different belief. It's particularly disturbing since some of the quotes go into extremely graphic detail as to what they believe will happen to their [[DesignatedVillain "enemies"]].
** The Westboro Baptist Church reacted to getting some tires slashed by ''[[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=77667 invading the funeral of a child]]''.
* DoesNotLikeMen:
** "[[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=71770 A penis is a]] [[AccidentalInnuendo fucking weapon]]!"
** Recently, FSTDT has stumbled upon the snake's den that is Radfem Hub. [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87725 Behold, the misandry!]] These are people that would [[OffingTheOffspring murder]] or [[ParentalNeglect neglect]] [[WouldHurtAChild their own children]] if they were born male.
** [[StrawFeminist Femitheist Divine]] advocates having a designated [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87815 "International Castration Day"]], with the remaining men who are not castrated being used as [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=88542 breeding]] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=88952 stock]]. She also argues in favor of [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=88788 gender-based abortion]] and openly admires [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=88543 women who castrate and murder men]].
* DoesNotLikeWomen:
** [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=71305 fschmidt]], as well as everyone else on love-shy.com.
** [[StrawMisogynist Eivind]] [[AttentionWhore Berge]] considers himself a [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=73126 "rape]] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=78607 advocate"]]. He also says that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=90076 woman are sex objects]] and men who are sexually assaulted by women are [[DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnMale "lucky"]].
** Vox Day is another one, claiming, among other things, that women's rights is a [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=2692 "disease that must be eradicated"]], that a woman having an extramarital affair is [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=56117 on par with a man raping a woman]], that women in general are [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=80496 "fascists at heart"]], that there is [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=80416 no such thing as marital rape]], and that killing and raping women is [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=84101 "demonstrably more attractive to women"]] than behaving like a gentleman.
** As is [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=82121 KHETLASER]], who is too misogynist ''[[SerialEscalation even for the aforementioned love-shy.com]]''. It is also possible that he is a pedophile.
** [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=89586 W. F. Price]] and most of the posters at The Spearhead.
* DoubleStandard:
** [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=70049 This]]. Also, [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=82717 this]].
** The commenters have a version of this as well. Whenever an American fundie is quoted, a small subset (mostly Headache) of the non-American commenters will blame the USA as a whole for the existence of its fundies, but this ''never'' happens when the fundie quoted is from elsewhere, and if an American tries to claim such, the other commenters show him no mercy.
*** Some commenters will not only "blame the USA as a whole for the existence of its fundies", but they are so bent on doing this that [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=80880&Page=2#1282988 if a quote is stupid enough they will just assume it's American and then proceed to bash Americans for their stupidity. This quote is from Canada]].
* DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnMale: [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=70296 This quote]] from an anonymous poster.
* DudeShesLikeInAComa: [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=58637 This quote]] seems to suggest this trope.
* DumbassHasAPoint: Sometimes (albeit very occasionally) the fundies quoted also say something reasonable in their rant, which is usually acknowledged by at least one commenter.
* {{Eagleland}}: The American fundies are [[SarcasmMode shining]] examples of Flavor 2 (not to say that other countries don't have their own fundies). Unfortunately, because the USA is so much more populated than the rest of the English-speaking world, a naïve commenter could easily assume that all Americans are like that even though that is not the case. In fact, [[SingleIssueWonk Headache]], if he isn't a {{Troll}}, seems to believe this, as the vast majority of his comments are about how the United States is "the land of the fat and the stupid" and how the American people deserve their country to be ruined because a minority of them vote for fundie candidates.
* EatsBabies: Apparently, [[BlatantLies because atheists have no morals]], logically they find eating babies [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=73072 to be a perfectly acceptable activity]].
* EnemyCivilWar: When one religious nut criticizes another religious nut, expect a commenter to declare "FUNDIE FIGHT!"
* EnemyMine: [=His4Life=], one of the fundies often mocked on the site, will join the other commenters in chewing out racists.
* EnragedByIdiocy: Very very common among the commenters.
* EvilCounterpart: It has been said FSTDT and Rapture Ready are each other's counterparts, depending on one's religious beliefs, but Occidental Dissent is an even better foil to FSTDT, being an online community made up of the most reactionary people on the Internet.
* FalseFlagOperation: Everything from the [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=83765 9/11 attacks]] to the [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=82878 2011 Norway massacre]] to [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=78694 Jared Loughner's spree killing in Tuscon]].
* FeelingOppressedByTheirExistence: Many quoted fundies feel this way towards gays, atheists, and basically anyone not like them.
* FemaleMisogynist: A surprisingly high number of misogynistic quotes are made by women who grew up indoctrinated by fundies.
* FinalSolution:
** Especially when the subject of Muslims comes up. Fundies have advocated everything from [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=74463 a nuclear strike]] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=80265 on Mecca]] to simply [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=82831 rounding them up]] and [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=73203 murdering them]].
** Pastor Charles Worley told his congregation that we should [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87535 put all lesbians in an electrified pen until they die out]], then do the same for [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment "the queers and the homosexuals"]].
** The late Khalid Muhammad wanted to [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=89147 murder all white people in South Africa]]. Yes, this [[WouldHurtAChild includes babies]].
* [[RoomFullOfCrazy Forum Full Of Crazy]]:
** Rapture Ready. It is the single most cited source of the quotes mocked on the site. The second most cited source is Christian Forums with 374 pages worth as of this edit. Rapture Ready? '''436'''. And that's ''before'' you factor in the ones marked as "RR", which brings it up to as many as 612.
** Free Conservatives (now known as Where Liberty Dwells) and Free Republic, tie for second craziest. They have 117 pages worth of quotes (of which 51 come from Where Liberty Dwells and 66 from Free Republic) combined as of this edit, which in itself is impressive, and live up to their reputation by producing some of the vilest quotes on the entire site. It's possible that they are a front for a racist skinhead group.
** Also present is Stormfront, which doesn't even hide behind a front, and has 23 pages worth of quotes as of this edit. Occidental Dissent is even worse, though because it was the last of the commonly quoted fundie sites to be discovered it has a mere five pages. However, new quotes come from there at a much higher rate than anywhere else, so it will soon catch up.
** Wiki/{{Conservapedia}} is now getting up there, with 28 pages. (Yes, more than ''[[ThoseWackyNazis Stormfront]]''.) Moonbattery, a similar site, now has 32.
** CARM Forums have 70 pages.
** Not even websites which nominally have nothing to do with religion and politics are immune. The POD Warrior Forum, a {{POD}} fan forum, has 79 pages, and International Movie Database has 27, enough for the site to create its own discussion forum just for religion. And that's not even getting into Yahoo! Answers, with 113 pages. (Though most of those are from trolls.)
** AboveTopSecret is shaping up to be one of the most fruitful forums for conspiracy quotes, too, with around 20 pages of them showing up if you enter "Above Top Secret" or just "ATS".
* TheFundamentalist: Of course.
* FunWithAcronyms:
** One commenter came up with "Chronic-Oppressive Reality-Disconnect Syndrome", or '''CORDS''', because [[DontExplainTheJoke fundies want to bind everyone to atavistic "cords" of behavior]].
** And there was also this gem from a fundie doubtful of the existence of dark matter: "Fabricated Ad hoc Inventions Repeatedly Invoked in Efforts to Defend Untenable Scientific Theories", or '''FAIRIE DUST'''. Admittedly, it's quite impressive.
** Even more impressive, [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=50081 one fundie]] came up with "F.A.L.S.E. S.C.I.E.N.C.E. I.S. A.S. F.A.K.E. A.S. P.R.O. W.R.E.S.T.L.I.N.G.S. W.W.E. S.M.A.C.K.D.O.W.N.! = "Faith-filled Atheists Loving Simple-to-complex Evolutionary Stories Constantly Ignore Energy's Needed (Creating Energy Isn't Scientific). A Simple-to-complex Fictional Account Keeping "Evolution" as somehow Powering Random Operations Without Reaping Entropy (Second Thermodynamics Law*) Is Not Good Science! Without Working Energy, 'Scientific' model Always Contradicts Known (Continued)"
* [[WritersCannotDoMath Fundies Cannot Do Math]]: [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=16695 This.]]
* {{GIFT}}: No other way to explain [[http://fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=68798 these]] [[http://fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=86418 quotes]].
* AGodAmI:
** Several quotes come from fundies who claim to be the second coming of Jesus, but [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=81783 Mark Dreher]] takes it [[UpToEleven further than any of the others]]. At least he confessed to being a troll.
** Similarly, [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=52783 Mariette]] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=52831 Do-Nguyen]] claims she is the Holy Spirit.
** "[[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=86226 I'm the one. The one with the cybernetic eye and the hands that can summone the power of the multiverse.]]"[[note]](Also apparently averts CyberneticsEatYourSoul.)[[/note]]
* GodIsEvil: If he's anything like the God [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=80865 this guy]] believes in, or even the God of the fundies in general.
* GodwinsLaw
* TheGoldenRule: Constantly subverted by fundies.
* HeWhoFightsMonsters:
** The users of the site sometimes display bigotry, double standards, research failures and the like despite ([[{{Troll}} or because]]) the site is devoted to mocking those very qualities.
** However, a lot of posts are written in [[SarcasmFailure sarcasm]], and some of the more bigoted replies are often [[PoesLaw Poes]].
*** For example, some of the comments in response to the commenters whatever and [=SpukiKitty=] in [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=81147 this thread]].
** Trolls and fundies posting to try and call out quote posters notwithstanding, there are 28 pages of quotes from the search word "FSTDT".
* HetIsEw: [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87818 "[V]aginal sex is unnatural."]] (YMMV on whether it is SafeForWork.)
* HitlerAteSugar: Far too often. Running a search of the name "Hitler" yields 52 ''pages'' of results as of this edit, some of them comparing him to BarackObama.
** [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87268 This]] is one of the most obvious examples (though it doesn't concern Hitler himself).
* HollywoodAtheist: What this fundie [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=18787 thinks atheists are actually like]].
* HollywoodEvolution: Oh, so very much. A huge proportion of people ranting about the "[=EVILutionists=]" have no idea how the Theory of Natural Selection works... especially whoever came up with [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=60638 these]].
* HollywoodPsych
* ImAHumanitarian: According to one fundie, [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=69008 cannibalism is atheist doctrine]].
* ImpliedDeathThreat: The fundie Mark Dreher makes one to the commenter D Laurier [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=81890 here]]. For context, an earlier quote submitted to the site established that Dreher [[AGodAmI believes himself to be God]], so when he claims that God would kill a person, ''he is thinking about doing so himself''.
* InsaneTrollLogic: There are ''many'' examples of this:
** One that sticks out: [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=74065 Obama is going to repeal Don't Ask, Don't Tell. Therefore, the entire adult population of the USA is going to be drafted into the military]].
** [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=78372 Here's another one.]] The poster says that trying to change the laws to allow gays to marry is like trying to change gravity. It actually won the InsaneTrollLogic award.
** In [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=82196 this post]], the poster claims to have found photographic proof of {{Beyonce}} being a lizard-person while at the same time admitting he photoshopped the image.
* InTheBlood: In response to a fundie ranting about how gays should not be allowed to donate blood: "[[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=83864&Page=1#1333202 [A]fter the transfusion, do you suddenly get an intense desire to watch musicals and decorate houses?]]"
* IRejectYourReality
* ItIsPronouncedTroPAY: {{Inverted}}. Wiley thinks that "''raison d'être''" is pronounced "raisin date", and ''actually spells it that way''. [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=81648 See for yourself]].
* ItsAllAboutMe: Many fundies seem to believe this, even though one would think that they would not because their religion teaches otherwise.
* JadeColoredGlasses: Prolonged exposure to the stupidity and maliciousness of fundies can cause this. It has already happened to a few of the commenters.
* JerkJustifications: [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=83832&Page=1 This guy]] attempts to justify bullying against those who break social norms (particularly gender roles). [[BerserkButton This did not go over well with the commenters.]]
* KillThePoor: [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=90023 Clifford Russell's]] alternative to welfare benefits is to execute the poor and put their orphaned children up for adoption.
* KnightTemplar: The most obvious example being [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=86002 Anders]] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87034 Breivik]] who [[MoralEventHorizon massacred 77 people]] (most of whom were children) in his crusade against Marxists and Muslims.
* LetThemDie: A common response to a fundie who has said something completely despicable is [[KillItWithFire "Die in a fire."]]
* LiesDamnedLiesAndStatistics
* LogicalFallacies: Every fallacy in the book is demonstrated by the fundies, but [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=76597 this one]] is the cream of the crop. It somehow manages both to use circular logic and ''to refute itself''.
* MalignedMixedMarriage:
** At least one person on the site provides an excellent example the maligning when he says there is no love whatsoever in any of them. [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=74427 This]] lovely fellow takes things a step further by implying that white women who marry black men deserve to be killed by Jack the Ripper.
** [[http://sarahmaidofalbion.blogspot.com/2010/02/spot-victim.html And here's]] a post from the writer of that blog gloating that a woman in an interracial relationship was killed by her lover.
* ManchurianAgent: Marion Knox [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87183 believes]] that people are deliberately given [[SplitPersonality split personalities]] with alters such as three-year-old sex slaves used to send sensitive information back and forth between politicians and world leaders.
* MedalOfDishonor: Some quotes earn sarcastic "awards" of this nature.
* MercyKill: [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=90005 "If you should ever go into suspended animation and find yourself in a global Ummah, you should immediately go out and look for an unexploded cobalt bomb. Set off it's [sic] detonator. You'll be glad you did."]]
* MindScrew: [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=13471 This.]] [[FlatWhat What.]]
* MixedAncestry: One of the fundies' many AcceptableTargets.
* MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate: A few, the most recent being "Dr." David Tee, whose every argument can be boiled down to "secular science contradicts the Bible, [[ScienceIsWrong therefore it is wrong.]]" He had a notable moment when he berated one of his readers for not addressing him by his proper title, [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=89249 then called the same reader "arrogant" a few moments later.]]
* MushroomSamba: Besides BlatantLies, [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=60847 there is no other explanation]].
* NeverMyFault: [[VigilanteMan George Zimmerman]] stated in an interview that shooting and killing Trayvon Martin was [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=88563 "God's plan"]].
* NewAge: A relatively common target of the fundies, but there are a few quotes from actual people in the New Age movement.
* NewMediaAreEvil: Apparently [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=89268 Kindle is fascist]].
* NextSundayAD: "[[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=86840 If Obama declared himself dictator tomorrow, what would our military do?]]"
* NoExceptYes:
** "[[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=51351 '[G]laciers' were not ice but frozen water]]."
** "[[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=6973 Vinnie accused me of circular reasoning in concluding that the Bible is a work of non-fiction. My reasoning is not at all circular, I felt that I was pretty clear. First, I presume the verity of the Biblical writers. Second, the writers claim that they were inspired by God and they are recording the truth. Conclusion, the Bible is a work of non-fiction.]]"
** In response to a reasonable person saying that humans are apes in the same way that ducks are birds: "[[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87580 That's not a very good comparison because...well ducks ARE birds...]]"
** [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=89888 "The Left doesn't seem to realize it, but they've been accusing me of judging people by their skin color for far too long. They've shot themselves in the foot.......I do not vote for blacks. I do not hire blacks. I would not buy a house next to blacks. I would not want to sell my house to blacks...."]]
** See BlatantLies above.
* NonIndicativeName: Many quotes have come from a man calling himself jewish philosopher, who in reality is neither Jewish[[labelnote:*]]he claims to be a convert but never went through any formal initiation into Judaism[[/labelnote]] nor a philosopher.
* NonSequitur: Plenty, but [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=81851 this]] stands out, as does [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87810 this]].
* NoSympathy: [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=86822 Here]] is a horrible post to someone who is depressed and self-injuring. Instead of offering encouragement or sympathy, he calls their problems a sin and lays a guilt trip.
* OurDemonsAreDifferent: You should eat them... and [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=82430 use them]] [[Franchise/ShinMegamiTensei like]] Franchise/{{Pokemon}}!
* PerverseSexualLust: [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=88223 One fundie]] from Rapture Ready made a comment in his review of ''Film/{{Brave}}'' which could be interpreted as him feeling this way towards [[RebelliousPrincess Merida]].
* PoesLaw: The site is infamous for this. Pretty much everyone from contributors to administrators has trouble distinguishing, though if a posted quote is later discovered to be a Poe, it can be removed from the site.
* [[PointAndLaughShow Point And Laugh Site]]
* PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad: [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=35998 This quote]] calls ''WesternAnimation/{{Ratatouille}}'' offensive because the rat ''doesn't wear undergarments''.
* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: Quite a few. Bryan Fischer has many instances of this, but perhaps his most notable is when he appropriated Martin Luther King, Jr.'s "I Have A Dream" speech to promote discrimination against homosexual people. [=DoctorDoom=] (no relation to ''[[DoctorDoom that]]'' DoctorDoom) is this so much, a wall of shame has been built here:
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%%Comment% Because these quotes come from two different websites, it is possible (but not likely) that they come from two or more people. However, it is assumed that they all come from the same person until we have good evidence to believe otherwise.
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[[folder:DoctorDoom (67 links)]]
** Hatred in general: [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=53317 Here]].
** Hatred towards Mexicans: [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=10459 Here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=11261 here]], and [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=11360 here]].
** Hatred towards Arabs[[labelnote:*]]and Muslims in general[[/labelnote]]: [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=7599 Here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=72 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=8748 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=11862 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=13038 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=14637 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=27282 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=54389 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=70128 here]], [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87100 here]], and [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=89801 here]].
** Hatred towards non-whites in general: [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=27286 Here]][[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=86866 here]], [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=89047 here]], [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=89265 here]], [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=89800 here]], and [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=89954 here]].
** Hatred towards atheists: [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=58 Here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=76 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=135 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=8543 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=18940 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=21862 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=30874 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=54026 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=72603 here]], and [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=75473 here]].
** Hatred towards liberals: [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=135 Here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=7770 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=8098 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=8819 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=15341 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=17139 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=41978 here]], and [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=73194 here]].
*** Hatred towards Obama specifically: [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=51738 Here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=54388 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=70696 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=71835 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=72259 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=72732 here]], [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=83041 here]], [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=84644 here]], [[http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87513 here]], and [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=89567 here]].
** Hatred towards homosexuals: [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=95 Here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=197 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=1655 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=7790 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=8044 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=8052 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=16940 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=23463 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=51960 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=58432 here]], [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=77212 here]], and [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=75165 here]].
** Rants about FSTDT: [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=8440 Here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=9586 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=9609 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=9697 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=16456 here]], and [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=42661 here]].
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* PopCulturalOsmosisFailure: Dave Blount is fond of calling Obama "[[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=86368 the Manchurian Moonbat]]". Surprisingly, many commenters were unaware of the reference to the film ''TheManchurianCandidate'' and assume that the birthers now believe Obama is also from China, in addition to Indonesia and Kenya.
* PrayerOfMalice: Pastor Steven Anderson told his congregation that he was praying for President Obama to [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=67613 "die and go to Hell"]].
* PromIsForStraightKids: In 2010, a high school student from Itawamba County, Mississippi was forbidden from taking her girlfriend to the prom. Naturally, several Freepers [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=71623 sided]] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=71667 with]] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=72293 the school district]].
* PsychoLesbian: [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87724 Maggie]] of [[DoesNotLikeMen Radfem Hub]] calls herself a "radical lesbian separatist" and speaks glowingly of a world in which men are "doomed to extinction".
* QuoteMine: Quite a sizeable chunk of the site.
** To be fair, there are a few examples where quote mining has been called out by the commenters by going to the mined site and reading the whole quote, or even the context of the original thread it was posted in.
* RapeAndSwitch: Many fundies believe that homosexuality is the result of being sexually assaulted by someone of the same sex. A common saying in the anti-gay crowd is that "homosexuals don't reproduce, they recruit."
* ReadingsBlewUpTheScale: A common response to an ironic statement made by one of the fundies whose statements have been quoted is that it has "destroyed [the commenter's] irony meter."
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: [[{{Otaku}} Anon-e-moose]] has gained such a reputation for doing this (especially to fundies who hate {{Anime}} or {{Manga}}) that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=83711&Page=1 other commenters started getting worried when, three pages in, he hadn't responded to this.]]
* RedScare: Some of the fundamentalists on the site seem to think everything is a communist conspiracy. [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=84846 This]] quote contains the assertion that railways owned by the state is Marxism. There's also several quotes in the archives talking about how [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87116 Joseph McCarthy]] is an [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=79982 American hero]].
* RoguesGallery: There are a few who have a lot of quotes on the site.
** Some of the most notable fundies on the site are [=AV1611VET=], dad, [=JohnR7=], [[TooDumbToLive Supersport]], Carico, [[RougeAnglesOfSatin LoneWolf1984]], [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain DoctorDoom]], [[BitchInSheepsClothing Xiao-Feng-Fury]], Rejecteddreams, Bro. Randy, [[AffablyEvil Rush Limbaugh]], savagesusie, johnmuise, [[GoldfishPoopGang His4Life]], [[StrawFeminist Femitheist Divine]], [[ConspiracyTheorist Glenn Beck]], [[Wiki/{{Conservapedia}} Andrew Schlafly]], [[InternetColdReader jewish]] [[InternetToughGuy philosopher]], [[HeManWomanHater fschmidt]] & [[JesusIsSavior David Stewart]].
** A commenter came up with another list, including fundies who are just plain evil, rather than stupid. The only names in common with the above list are [=DoctorDoom=] and fschmidt. The others are [[EvilReactionary Proph]], [[ImAManICantHelpIt Feynman and Coulter's Love Child]], [[NaziGrandpa alanorei]], [[ThoseWackyNazis Hunter Wallace]], [[AbusiveParents Ronald E. Williams]], [[UsefulNotes/AmericanPoliticalSystem Rick Santorum]], [[CorruptHick Gonzo]], [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain Bryan Fischer]], [[HeteronormativeCrusader Scott Lively]], [[PropagandaMachine David Barton]], [[PathOfInspiration Warren Jeffs]], [[FemaleMisogynist Phyllis Schlafly]], and [[TheSociopath Vincent Cheung]].
* RougeAnglesOfSatin:
** There are several examples, but [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=1231 this particular quote]] becomes [[{{Narm}} unintentionally hilarious]] as a result.
** Also, [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=71901 this one]] actually makes one of the trope naming errors.
** [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87133 "I was taught about Darwin's Therory of evaluation."]]
** [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=29821&Page=2 "[President Obama] was raised by a Muslin father..."]]
** [=LoneWolf1984=] is the patron saint of this trope. When called on it, he makes several ridiculous justifications such as [[YouCannotGraspTheTrueForm nonbelievers can't understand god's word]] or that [[ArtisticLicenseBiology he has a speech impediment]].
** [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=7955 "Is a wife a pee-on?"]]
* {{Rule 34}}: [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=25 Of the universe itself!]]
* SelfFulfillingProphecy:
** Apparently [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=18017 being gay]] means you will live a [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=73342 shorter life]]. Gee, we [[DrivenToSuicide wonder]] [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown why]] [[ObstructiveBureaucrat that]] [[InternalizedCategorism is]].
** [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=84644 [=DoctorDoom=]]] asked why criticism of Barack Obama is perceived as racist, and immediately followed by calling him a "Magic Lawn Jockey". You were saying, Doom?
* SerialEscalation: "WhatAnIdiot, no one could possibly get more stupid than... OhCrap, they just did."
** An excellent example is Cassiterides, who seems hell-bent on denying [[ScienceIsWrong every scientific theory in existence]]. He apparently believes that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=76077 the sun is only 32 miles in diameter]], [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=77098 that vision is due to light being emitted from one's eyes]] (never mind [[ByTheLightsOfTheirEyes the obvious]] [[GlowingEyesOfDoom implications of that]]), that ''[[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=77519 gravity]]'' is an unproven hypothesis, that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=77569 disease is due to animals overstepping their boundaries]] (never mind that [[SadlyMythtaken this conflicts with even fundamentalist Christian theology]]), that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=77625 all the people who oppose creationism are secretly creationists]], and that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=88028 diseases are caused by sin instead of by germs]]. [[FacePalm Face, meet palm]].
** Supersport is also notable in this regard. In his quest to deny modern science he has claimed that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=23311 wild animals don't get sick]], [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=22575 that small pox vaccinations might actually cause small pox]], [[SomewhereAPaleontologistisCrying that the fossil record disproves evolution]] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=31398 because we don't find fossils of animals with eyes on their feet]], that he can explain why [[YouFailGeologyForever fossils of larger animals are always found in the "higher stratas" [sic] of the geologic column]] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=31265 because he once shook a can of mixed nuts and the larger nuts ended up on top]], [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=21998 that bacteria developing immunity to antibiotics is an example of Lamarckian Evolution]], that if you get a tan your offspring [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=63204 will have darker skin than you]], [[ArtisticLicensePhysics that E=mc2 is wrong]] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=28277 because it contradicts Newton's Law of gravity]], [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=30247 that we can't assume light travels to us instead of our eyes traveling to it]], [[ArtisticLicensePhysics that the actions of molecules]] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=29548 are a mental process]], that scientists don't know [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=34178 what DNA is or what it does]], that it's "[[YouFailLogicForever logical]]" that dinosaurs lived at the same time as large mammals and that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=33771 paleontologists dig up unfossilized dinosaur bones that contain "rotting flesh"]], that humans might be able to [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=37238 regenerate limbs]], that bacteria have [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=36355 organs and bones]], that cancer is not a disease but a [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=35179 self-defense mechanism]], that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=37373 genetics and the theory of evolution cannot explain recessive traits]], and that [[BlatantLies scientists never talk about the evolution of plants]] because [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=51962 plants don't have sex]]. Not content with butchering science, he has apparently decided to [[YouFailLinguisticsForever butcher the English language]] as well, [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=18673 claiming that the words "life" and "faith" are verbs]]. Amongst all the people quoted on FSTDT, Supersport's claims are so unbelievable that on the FAQ, Distind singles him out as someone he still cannot understand, despite years of trying. As of this edit he has been quoted 148 times![[note]]The two are so unbelievably stupid that some have suggested that ''Cassiterides is Supersport's kid'', hoping that there is no way that two people so stupid could exist independently of one another.[[/note]]
** A new contender to the title of "dumbest person on the Internet" is Self-Mutation. He has made such stupid statements as that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=83091 a crucifix will not shake during an earthquake]] (because [[YouFailGeologyForever earthquakes are caused by the devil]]), that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=83092 God is the only reason that the rules of basic arithmetic stay internally consistent]], that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=83118 atheists will not accept the truth of religion no matter how much "evidence" they are given]], that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=83119 scientists refer to science textbooks as Holy Writ, instead of, you know, actually doing the scientific method]], that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=83161 critical thinking is a religion]] (and that it is a bad thing), that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87136 radiometric dating doesn't work on objects of known age]][[labelnote:*]]Just because something was recently manufactured does not mean the raw materials are young.[[/labelnote]], that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87346 God would actively prevent atheists from learning of his existence]], and that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87349 China did not exist before the Flood]] even after being '''given the evidence''' that shows otherwise. All things considered, he has been compared to Supersport by more than one commenter.
* SingleIssueWonk:
** Several, but one who comes to mind is baileysmom from Rapture Ready, whose posts are ''always'' rants against gay people. She even derails [[LeftFielder completely unrelated threads]] to take a swipe at them.
*** This became so common that at least one commenter has decided to post using that name, [[{{Troll}} celebrating]] [[ParentalIncest the (fabricated) child abuse of the eponymous Bailey]].
** A more recent example is Headache, who is a commenter on FSTDT. Inevitably, when an American fundie is quoted, he ''will'' rant about how the United States of America sucks and how the American people are stupid and have no hope of ever matching the rest of the world in intelligence. He is quite fond of calling the U.S. "batshit insane". True to this trope, he never talks about anything else with the vitriol that he reserves for Americans, and non-American fundies who are just as stupid or [[HanlonsRazor evil]] as any of the American ones tend to get little or no reaction from him.
** Savagesusie is another good example; the vast majority of her posts relate to [[RedScare Marxism]] and how the various things that she dislikes are caused by a Marxist conspiracy.
* SophisticatedAsHell
* StayInTheKitchen: One of them even [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87333 wrote a poem]] about how women should stay in the kitchen.
* StopBeingStereotypical: Some of the site's fanbase are Christians who are tired of the fundies' shit.
* StrawmanHasAPoint: Whenever fundies try to refute opposing arguments, they wind up [[InvokedTrope invoking]] this trope. [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=88377 This]] is probably the most headache-inducing example.
* StupidSexyFlanders: Heterosexual variant: quite a few of the commenters are ashamed of themselves for considering Christine O'Donnell, and occasionally Sarah Palin, to be sexually attractive, when those women have made some of the most ignorant comments on the entire site.
* TemptingFate:
-->'''Creedence Leonore Gielgud''': "At least he's not claiming teh gays and Muslims are commies, and are in cahoots."
-->'''[=His4Life=]''': "[[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=76829 Creedence, I'll make that claim, and I can show you the uspporting [sic] evidence from firsthand documents as well...]]"
* TheyWalkAmongUs: [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=90347&Page=1 Yes, they do.]]
* TranslationYes: [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=90104 "Kara–means ‘I surrender myself’ and Te’—means ‘to Zen Buddha.’"]]
* TropeOverdosed: It's surprising how many tropes there are in what is little more than a collection of unconnected quotations.
* TwoWordsObviousTrope: [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=16695 "I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie."]]
* WhatDoYouMeanItsNotHeinous: Most of the quotes are pure Type 1.
* WordSaladHumor:
** [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=11504 Unintentional example]], but you try to figure it out.
** [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=15167&Page=1 This too]].
* YellowPeril: Usually on the subject of anime, but this sometimes happens regarding Asians in general, [[AsianGalWithWhiteGuy especially if it involves an Asian woman in an interracial relationship]].
* YouMakeMeSic: What a commenter did to [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=88009 this]] doozy of a quote from a racist idiot.

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to:

->''"That's the beauty of Heaven... we can leave our brains behind."''
-->--[[http://fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=61678 A RaptureReady forumgoer, unintentionally explaining most of the site]]

[[http://fstdt.com/Default.aspx Fundies Say the Darndest Things]], often abbreviated to FSTDT, is (to use its own description) "an archive of the most hilarious, bizarre, ignorant, bigoted, and terrifying quotes from fundies all over the internet". Or, in other words, it's a community dedicated to mocking religious and political stupidity.

The history of FSTDT is a surprisingly simple one. The initial administrator, [=WinAce=], found religious stupidity humorous, so he decided to set up an archive for the craziest of the crazies. He called it Christians Say the Darndest Things, but quickly changed it when he realized that Christian fundamentalists aren't the only people capable of saying outrageous things. Unfortunately, three years after the initial creation of the site, [=WinAce=] [[AuthorExistenceFailure passed away from cystic fibrosis]].

However, this wasn't the end of FSTDT as a new administrator, Yahweh (who saw fundies in much the same way as [=WinAce=]), picked up where the first left off, both in the memory of [=WinAce=] and as a project to improve her coding skills. However, Yahweh found the task of rebuilding and recompiling the website to be far more difficult than she initially expected and ended up abandoning the project after a valiant effort.

The third and current administrator, Distind (who watches fundies in an attempt to figure out what makes them tick), much more confident in his programming abilities, picked up where Yahweh left off and the site flourishes under his command to this day.

At first glance, the site seems to mock conservative Christians exclusively, but it only seems that way because they tend to be [[VocalMinority the loudest]] (in English-speaking countries, anyway). Stupidity of any religious or political persuasion is fair game and the site's history has had a respectable number of quotes from antitheists, liberals and other non-conservative and non-Christian fundies. There are also two spinoff sites: Conspiracy Theorists Say the Darndest Things (CSTDT) and Racists Say the Darndest Things (RSTDT), which produce quotes that are often just as, if not more, batshit than their fundie counterparts.

As this site involves religion and politics, [[RuleOfCautiousEditingJudgement be sure to choose your words wisely here]].
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!!This website contains examples of:

* AbusiveParents: Some of the quotes actually attempt to justify child abuse. One particularly horrifying example is [[http://fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=23139&Page=3 this]]. It advocates spanking children until they cry "tears of a broken will".
* AgainstMyReligion
* AliensStealCattle: Or just [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87840 kill them]] with their alien death rays.
* AllBlueEntry: [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=80911&Page=2#1283741 This]] and its following post restate the OP ''entirely in TVTropes links''.
* AllGaysArePedophiles: [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=12343 This]] quote makes the assumption that ''her own brother'' is going to molest her son purely because he is gay.
* AllGaysArePromiscuous
* AllGermansAreNazis: Apparently some fundies [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87986 sincerely believe this]].
* AllJewsAreCheapskates[=/=]GreedyJew: [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=79167 Some fundamentalists]] quoted on the site rehash the old conspiracy theory of Jews running the banks.
* ArabOilSheikh: Amusingly averted so far.
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking:
** [[InvokedTrope Entitled by name]] in [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=79897 this quote]].
** [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=17930 "That includes the most heinous criminals, such as Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, and Tupac Shakur."]]
** [=IslandLifer=] hates [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=86764 "monkeys, wetbacks, ragheads, and micronesians"]] [sic].
** [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=53665 "Many Christmas songs have a rock music beat, others are sang by known homosexuals, some songs are sang so fast that it's utterly annoying."]]
* ArtisticLicenseAstronomy: Not only is [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=76077 the sun 32 miles in diameter]], [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=44889 it's also a planet]].
* ArtisticLicenseBiology:
** [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=67928 This]]. Much of the site contains ridiculous arguments against the theory of evolution.
** [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=77556 This quote]] takes irreducible complexity to absurd new levels.
** [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=88464 This one]] takes the cake though. Apparently believing in evolution gives you [[GoalOrientedEvolution superhuman powers]] [[MindScrew or something]].
* ArtisticLicenseChemistry:
** Apparently, [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=72280 you can't combine oxygen and hydrogen to make water]], and even the smartest man on Earth can't. [[spoiler: A pre-schooler can do it.]]
** Also, apparently [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=85517 elements rarely react with each other]], no one knows how chemical bonds form, and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx5JJWI2aaw a solid and a gas couldn't possibly react]].
* ArtisticLicenseGeography
* ArtisticLicenseHistory:
** [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=79012 Scott Lively]] is a proponent of the theory that gay men orchestrated the Holocaust.
** [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=90002 "Lennon, the founder of Russian Communism, said that if you tell a lie loud enough and often enough people will believe it."]]
** The author of [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=79782 this quote]] apparently doesn't know that Hitler opposed abortion.
* ArtisticLicenseLaw: Fundies often claim that the Constitution established the United States as a Christian nation. [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=82495 This]] quote claims that the Founding Fathers made it illegal for atheists to testify in court or to hold public office.
* ArtisticLicensePharmacology: [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=79475 Mike Adams]] has no idea how medicine actually works.
* ArtisticLicensePhysics:
** "[[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=77098 The emission theory states that]] [[EyeBeams the light emits from our own eyes]], [[ArtisticLicensePhysics not from the object we look at]]."
** "[[http://ww.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=8255 The Second Law of Thermodynamics proves]] that evolution is impossible -- it could only happen if there were [[ThePowerOfTheSun a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy]]."
** [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87194&Page=1 "Simply put, E=mc2 is liberal claptrap."]] (Take a wild guess who said ''that''.)
* ArtisticLicenseReligion:
** Among other things, the [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=58388 Bible]] [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=54946 apparently]] [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=39147 forbids]] [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=64700 interracial]] [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=15921 marriage]]. [[spoiler:Moses and his wife were an interracial couple, and God smote someone for complaining.]]
** [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=60963 These]] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=49625 two]] are considerably worse. [[http://fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=15495 This]] just doesn't make sense.
** And as for getting other religions totally wrong, [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=81042 this]]. All you need to know about it is that it calls Buddhism "Japanese voodoo".
* ArtisticLicenseStatistics:
** [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=65852 This]].
** Not to mention [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=49956 this]]. [[spoiler:[[CaptainObvious You have to take into account the previous statistics when you go up]], so there should be ''more'' than 24% with 100+ partners. But that would be if the statistics [[LiesDamnedLiesAndStatistics weren't complete bullshit]].]]
* AssociationFallacy: [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87615 This]] is a notable example.
* BeautyIsBad: [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=25520 According to Mercy Burst, anyway...]]
* BeethovenWasAnAlienSpy: The creators of ''PowerRangers'' are trying to teach children the [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=74559 truth about reptilians!]]
* BerserkButton:
** For FSTDT commenters, fundie quotes about rape, specifically those which attempt [[NeverMyFault to excuse the rapist]] or [[ImAManICantHelpIt to shift blame to the victim]]. [[JustifiedTrope Naturally]], these particular quotes receive by far the most vitriolic comments and usually attain especially high Fundie Indexes. As a result, the [[http://fstdt.com/Top100.aspx?Archive=1 Top 100]] [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=64976 page]] [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=61701 contains]] [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=64100 a]] [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=74747 markedly]] [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=80416 disproportionate]] [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=73179 number]] [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=78607 of]] [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=81614 posts]] [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=79872 about]] [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=71305 rape]].
** Posts promoting abusive parenting practices and similar abuse of children tend to get [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=67487 similar]] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=79263 enraged]] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=64958 reactions]]. Particularly [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=69825 this one]].
** Posts promoting bullying seem to be another [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=83832 recent]] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87022 one]].
* BlackAndWhiteInsanity: According to [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=82486 Gerald Polley]] (who actually is a schizophrenic), {{there are two kinds of people in the world}}: homophobic bigots (who he thinks are good) and {{Depraved Homosexual}}s who engage in ParentalIncest.
* BlackBestFriend: Apollo5600 [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=72291 thinks]] that he has free rein to use racial slurs because [[BlatantLies one of his best friends is a black woman]].
* BlackHelicopter: Can be found in some conspiracy quotes, but [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=69258 this one]] hilariously invokes the trope ''by name,'' and turns it UpToEleven, claiming the existence of ''[[ZeppelinsFromAnotherWorld stealth blimps.]]'' He's not alone, either, except the [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=82976 other guy]] thinks the stealth blimps are...[[RecycledInSpace IN SPACE!!]]
* BlatantLies:
** [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=65358 "I'm not racist, but... black people is a threat to our race."]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptSjNWnzpjg "The MTV video for FEARLESS,]] presents Music/TaylorSwift [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=70089&Page=4 as if being offered [to the occult]."]] [[spoiler:The video would be suitable for viewing by an eight-year-old.]]
** [[http://fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=6309 "The viking kingdoms were orderly, peaceful lands of serene wisdom and love."]]
** [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87230 "In one speech, Obama viciously attacks Sarah Palin and then admits to the world [that] he was born in Kenya, all while knowing that he will soon be declaring Martial Law due to the soon to be Obama Birth Certificate Natural Born Citizen Uprising and Mass Protests and will cancel the 2012 elections."]]
** "[[DirtyCommunists Karl Marx]] [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=31288 was a practicing Satanist."]]
** [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=84714 This]] quote claims that Darwin got his inspiration for the theory of evolution from bestiality.
** [[http://fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=15495 "[...M]ost polls done and the latest research indicates that [atheists] are actually a different sect of Muslims."]]
* BoomerangBigot: Commenter Tropers/BrendanRizzo is an American (still living there) who really, really hates America. He used to make posts defending his country from anti-American attacks but [[MaddenIntoMisanthropy got fed up with it all]]. He's now started to [[DespairEventHorizon equate America with Iran]].
** Could also qualify as HeWhoFightsMonsters, since he makes some pretty large LogicalFallacies to get there and many of the other commenters hate him.
* BornInTheWrongCentury: Deconstructed by the fundies who express nostalgia for earlier times. [[ValuesDissonance They approve of the bad aspects of those times as much the "good" ones.]] An example can be found [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=78376 here]].
** [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=81989 "Think about how wonderful it would have been to live in America prior to 1800 - in terms of personal liberty."]]
* BurnTheWitch: [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87302 Yep.]]
* CaptainObvious: The Education Ministry of Malaysia's [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=89629 guidelines]] for determining who is a homosexual includes that the men have "[a]n inclination to be attracted to men" and that the women "show[...] attraction to women". [[SarcasmMode Clearly, this is an astonishing revelation.]]
* CartoonishSupervillainy: Joek Loth apparently wants to [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=80206 exterminate 99% of all life on Earth]].
* CategoryTraitor: [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=89561&Page=2#1448035 One commenter]] accused conservative black people of being "Uncle Toms of the [highest] order".
* ClusterFBomb: [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=70373 Sometimes]].
* CommieNazis: Many fundies believe that Obama (or liberal politicians in general) are [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot gay Marxist atheist Muslim pinko commie Nazis]]. Yes, ''[[YouFailReligiousStudiesForever atheist Muslim]]'' -- see also BlatantLies.
* DaydreamBeliever:
** "[[RougeAnglesOfSatin Leviathon]] [sic] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=60847 is a spirit I have battled as well...]]" The confrontation in question took place at McDonalds.
** Atheira believes ''Franchise/HarryPotter'' and ''Film/{{Avatar}}'' [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=84620 really happened in alternate realities]]. (The "authors", who are really channelers, just changed the names for some reason.)
* DisproportionateRetribution:
** According to [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=86463 this quote]], God punished Japan with the 2011 tsunami because Japan is the center of the video game industry.
** Harry Lyon suggests that any illegal immigrant who sets foot in the state of Alabama ''[[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=86630 be shot on sight]]''.
** Many of those quoted believe that people will suffer [[AndIMustScream eternal torment]] for arbitrary things such as homosexuality or even merely having a different belief. It's particularly disturbing since some of the quotes go into extremely graphic detail as to what they believe will happen to their [[DesignatedVillain "enemies"]].
** The Westboro Baptist Church reacted to getting some tires slashed by ''[[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=77667 invading the funeral of a child]]''.
* DoesNotLikeMen:
** "[[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=71770 A penis is a]] [[AccidentalInnuendo fucking weapon]]!"
** Recently, FSTDT has stumbled upon the snake's den that is Radfem Hub. [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87725 Behold, the misandry!]] These are people that would [[OffingTheOffspring murder]] or [[ParentalNeglect neglect]] [[WouldHurtAChild their own children]] if they were born male.
** [[StrawFeminist Femitheist Divine]] advocates having a designated [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87815 "International Castration Day"]], with the remaining men who are not castrated being used as [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=88542 breeding]] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=88952 stock]]. She also argues in favor of [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=88788 gender-based abortion]] and openly admires [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=88543 women who castrate and murder men]].
* DoesNotLikeWomen:
** [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=71305 fschmidt]], as well as everyone else on love-shy.com.
** [[StrawMisogynist Eivind]] [[AttentionWhore Berge]] considers himself a [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=73126 "rape]] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=78607 advocate"]]. He also says that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=90076 woman are sex objects]] and men who are sexually assaulted by women are [[DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnMale "lucky"]].
** Vox Day is another one, claiming, among other things, that women's rights is a [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=2692 "disease that must be eradicated"]], that a woman having an extramarital affair is [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=56117 on par with a man raping a woman]], that women in general are [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=80496 "fascists at heart"]], that there is [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=80416 no such thing as marital rape]], and that killing and raping women is [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=84101 "demonstrably more attractive to women"]] than behaving like a gentleman.
** As is [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=82121 KHETLASER]], who is too misogynist ''[[SerialEscalation even for the aforementioned love-shy.com]]''. It is also possible that he is a pedophile.
** [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=89586 W. F. Price]] and most of the posters at The Spearhead.
* DoubleStandard:
** [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=70049 This]]. Also, [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=82717 this]].
** The commenters have a version of this as well. Whenever an American fundie is quoted, a small subset (mostly Headache) of the non-American commenters will blame the USA as a whole for the existence of its fundies, but this ''never'' happens when the fundie quoted is from elsewhere, and if an American tries to claim such, the other commenters show him no mercy.
*** Some commenters will not only "blame the USA as a whole for the existence of its fundies", but they are so bent on doing this that [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=80880&Page=2#1282988 if a quote is stupid enough they will just assume it's American and then proceed to bash Americans for their stupidity. This quote is from Canada]].
* DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnMale: [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=70296 This quote]] from an anonymous poster.
* DudeShesLikeInAComa: [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=58637 This quote]] seems to suggest this trope.
* DumbassHasAPoint: Sometimes (albeit very occasionally) the fundies quoted also say something reasonable in their rant, which is usually acknowledged by at least one commenter.
* {{Eagleland}}: The American fundies are [[SarcasmMode shining]] examples of Flavor 2 (not to say that other countries don't have their own fundies). Unfortunately, because the USA is so much more populated than the rest of the English-speaking world, a naïve commenter could easily assume that all Americans are like that even though that is not the case. In fact, [[SingleIssueWonk Headache]], if he isn't a {{Troll}}, seems to believe this, as the vast majority of his comments are about how the United States is "the land of the fat and the stupid" and how the American people deserve their country to be ruined because a minority of them vote for fundie candidates.
* EatsBabies: Apparently, [[BlatantLies because atheists have no morals]], logically they find eating babies [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=73072 to be a perfectly acceptable activity]].
* EnemyCivilWar: When one religious nut criticizes another religious nut, expect a commenter to declare "FUNDIE FIGHT!"
* EnemyMine: [=His4Life=], one of the fundies often mocked on the site, will join the other commenters in chewing out racists.
* EnragedByIdiocy: Very very common among the commenters.
* EvilCounterpart: It has been said FSTDT and Rapture Ready are each other's counterparts, depending on one's religious beliefs, but Occidental Dissent is an even better foil to FSTDT, being an online community made up of the most reactionary people on the Internet.
* FalseFlagOperation: Everything from the [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=83765 9/11 attacks]] to the [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=82878 2011 Norway massacre]] to [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=78694 Jared Loughner's spree killing in Tuscon]].
* FeelingOppressedByTheirExistence: Many quoted fundies feel this way towards gays, atheists, and basically anyone not like them.
* FemaleMisogynist: A surprisingly high number of misogynistic quotes are made by women who grew up indoctrinated by fundies.
* FinalSolution:
** Especially when the subject of Muslims comes up. Fundies have advocated everything from [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=74463 a nuclear strike]] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=80265 on Mecca]] to simply [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=82831 rounding them up]] and [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=73203 murdering them]].
** Pastor Charles Worley told his congregation that we should [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87535 put all lesbians in an electrified pen until they die out]], then do the same for [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment "the queers and the homosexuals"]].
** The late Khalid Muhammad wanted to [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=89147 murder all white people in South Africa]]. Yes, this [[WouldHurtAChild includes babies]].
* [[RoomFullOfCrazy Forum Full Of Crazy]]:
** Rapture Ready. It is the single most cited source of the quotes mocked on the site. The second most cited source is Christian Forums with 374 pages worth as of this edit. Rapture Ready? '''436'''. And that's ''before'' you factor in the ones marked as "RR", which brings it up to as many as 612.
** Free Conservatives (now known as Where Liberty Dwells) and Free Republic, tie for second craziest. They have 117 pages worth of quotes (of which 51 come from Where Liberty Dwells and 66 from Free Republic) combined as of this edit, which in itself is impressive, and live up to their reputation by producing some of the vilest quotes on the entire site. It's possible that they are a front for a racist skinhead group.
** Also present is Stormfront, which doesn't even hide behind a front, and has 23 pages worth of quotes as of this edit. Occidental Dissent is even worse, though because it was the last of the commonly quoted fundie sites to be discovered it has a mere five pages. However, new quotes come from there at a much higher rate than anywhere else, so it will soon catch up.
** Wiki/{{Conservapedia}} is now getting up there, with 28 pages. (Yes, more than ''[[ThoseWackyNazis Stormfront]]''.) Moonbattery, a similar site, now has 32.
** CARM Forums have 70 pages.
** Not even websites which nominally have nothing to do with religion and politics are immune. The POD Warrior Forum, a {{POD}} fan forum, has 79 pages, and International Movie Database has 27, enough for the site to create its own discussion forum just for religion. And that's not even getting into Yahoo! Answers, with 113 pages. (Though most of those are from trolls.)
** AboveTopSecret is shaping up to be one of the most fruitful forums for conspiracy quotes, too, with around 20 pages of them showing up if you enter "Above Top Secret" or just "ATS".
* TheFundamentalist: Of course.
* FunWithAcronyms:
** One commenter came up with "Chronic-Oppressive Reality-Disconnect Syndrome", or '''CORDS''', because [[DontExplainTheJoke fundies want to bind everyone to atavistic "cords" of behavior]].
** And there was also this gem from a fundie doubtful of the existence of dark matter: "Fabricated Ad hoc Inventions Repeatedly Invoked in Efforts to Defend Untenable Scientific Theories", or '''FAIRIE DUST'''. Admittedly, it's quite impressive.
** Even more impressive, [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=50081 one fundie]] came up with "F.A.L.S.E. S.C.I.E.N.C.E. I.S. A.S. F.A.K.E. A.S. P.R.O. W.R.E.S.T.L.I.N.G.S. W.W.E. S.M.A.C.K.D.O.W.N.! = "Faith-filled Atheists Loving Simple-to-complex Evolutionary Stories Constantly Ignore Energy's Needed (Creating Energy Isn't Scientific). A Simple-to-complex Fictional Account Keeping "Evolution" as somehow Powering Random Operations Without Reaping Entropy (Second Thermodynamics Law*) Is Not Good Science! Without Working Energy, 'Scientific' model Always Contradicts Known (Continued)"
* [[WritersCannotDoMath Fundies Cannot Do Math]]: [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=16695 This.]]
* {{GIFT}}: No other way to explain [[http://fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=68798 these]] [[http://fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=86418 quotes]].
* AGodAmI:
** Several quotes come from fundies who claim to be the second coming of Jesus, but [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=81783 Mark Dreher]] takes it [[UpToEleven further than any of the others]]. At least he confessed to being a troll.
** Similarly, [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=52783 Mariette]] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=52831 Do-Nguyen]] claims she is the Holy Spirit.
** "[[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=86226 I'm the one. The one with the cybernetic eye and the hands that can summone the power of the multiverse.]]"[[note]](Also apparently averts CyberneticsEatYourSoul.)[[/note]]
* GodIsEvil: If he's anything like the God [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=80865 this guy]] believes in, or even the God of the fundies in general.
* GodwinsLaw
* TheGoldenRule: Constantly subverted by fundies.
* HeWhoFightsMonsters:
** The users of the site sometimes display bigotry, double standards, research failures and the like despite ([[{{Troll}} or because]]) the site is devoted to mocking those very qualities.
** However, a lot of posts are written in [[SarcasmFailure sarcasm]], and some of the more bigoted replies are often [[PoesLaw Poes]].
*** For example, some of the comments in response to the commenters whatever and [=SpukiKitty=] in [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=81147 this thread]].
** Trolls and fundies posting to try and call out quote posters notwithstanding, there are 28 pages of quotes from the search word "FSTDT".
* HetIsEw: [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87818 "[V]aginal sex is unnatural."]] (YMMV on whether it is SafeForWork.)
* HitlerAteSugar: Far too often. Running a search of the name "Hitler" yields 52 ''pages'' of results as of this edit, some of them comparing him to BarackObama.
** [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87268 This]] is one of the most obvious examples (though it doesn't concern Hitler himself).
* HollywoodAtheist: What this fundie [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=18787 thinks atheists are actually like]].
* HollywoodEvolution: Oh, so very much. A huge proportion of people ranting about the "[=EVILutionists=]" have no idea how the Theory of Natural Selection works... especially whoever came up with [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=60638 these]].
* HollywoodPsych
* ImAHumanitarian: According to one fundie, [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=69008 cannibalism is atheist doctrine]].
* ImpliedDeathThreat: The fundie Mark Dreher makes one to the commenter D Laurier [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=81890 here]]. For context, an earlier quote submitted to the site established that Dreher [[AGodAmI believes himself to be God]], so when he claims that God would kill a person, ''he is thinking about doing so himself''.
* InsaneTrollLogic: There are ''many'' examples of this:
** One that sticks out: [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=74065 Obama is going to repeal Don't Ask, Don't Tell. Therefore, the entire adult population of the USA is going to be drafted into the military]].
** [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=78372 Here's another one.]] The poster says that trying to change the laws to allow gays to marry is like trying to change gravity. It actually won the InsaneTrollLogic award.
** In [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=82196 this post]], the poster claims to have found photographic proof of {{Beyonce}} being a lizard-person while at the same time admitting he photoshopped the image.
* InTheBlood: In response to a fundie ranting about how gays should not be allowed to donate blood: "[[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=83864&Page=1#1333202 [A]fter the transfusion, do you suddenly get an intense desire to watch musicals and decorate houses?]]"
* IRejectYourReality
* ItIsPronouncedTroPAY: {{Inverted}}. Wiley thinks that "''raison d'être''" is pronounced "raisin date", and ''actually spells it that way''. [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=81648 See for yourself]].
* ItsAllAboutMe: Many fundies seem to believe this, even though one would think that they would not because their religion teaches otherwise.
* JadeColoredGlasses: Prolonged exposure to the stupidity and maliciousness of fundies can cause this. It has already happened to a few of the commenters.
* JerkJustifications: [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=83832&Page=1 This guy]] attempts to justify bullying against those who break social norms (particularly gender roles). [[BerserkButton This did not go over well with the commenters.]]
* KillThePoor: [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=90023 Clifford Russell's]] alternative to welfare benefits is to execute the poor and put their orphaned children up for adoption.
* KnightTemplar: The most obvious example being [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=86002 Anders]] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87034 Breivik]] who [[MoralEventHorizon massacred 77 people]] (most of whom were children) in his crusade against Marxists and Muslims.
* LetThemDie: A common response to a fundie who has said something completely despicable is [[KillItWithFire "Die in a fire."]]
* LiesDamnedLiesAndStatistics
* LogicalFallacies: Every fallacy in the book is demonstrated by the fundies, but [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=76597 this one]] is the cream of the crop. It somehow manages both to use circular logic and ''to refute itself''.
* MalignedMixedMarriage:
** At least one person on the site provides an excellent example the maligning when he says there is no love whatsoever in any of them. [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=74427 This]] lovely fellow takes things a step further by implying that white women who marry black men deserve to be killed by Jack the Ripper.
** [[http://sarahmaidofalbion.blogspot.com/2010/02/spot-victim.html And here's]] a post from the writer of that blog gloating that a woman in an interracial relationship was killed by her lover.
* ManchurianAgent: Marion Knox [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87183 believes]] that people are deliberately given [[SplitPersonality split personalities]] with alters such as three-year-old sex slaves used to send sensitive information back and forth between politicians and world leaders.
* MedalOfDishonor: Some quotes earn sarcastic "awards" of this nature.
* MercyKill: [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=90005 "If you should ever go into suspended animation and find yourself in a global Ummah, you should immediately go out and look for an unexploded cobalt bomb. Set off it's [sic] detonator. You'll be glad you did."]]
* MindScrew: [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=13471 This.]] [[FlatWhat What.]]
* MixedAncestry: One of the fundies' many AcceptableTargets.
* MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate: A few, the most recent being "Dr." David Tee, whose every argument can be boiled down to "secular science contradicts the Bible, [[ScienceIsWrong therefore it is wrong.]]" He had a notable moment when he berated one of his readers for not addressing him by his proper title, [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=89249 then called the same reader "arrogant" a few moments later.]]
* MushroomSamba: Besides BlatantLies, [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=60847 there is no other explanation]].
* NeverMyFault: [[VigilanteMan George Zimmerman]] stated in an interview that shooting and killing Trayvon Martin was [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=88563 "God's plan"]].
* NewAge: A relatively common target of the fundies, but there are a few quotes from actual people in the New Age movement.
* NewMediaAreEvil: Apparently [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=89268 Kindle is fascist]].
* NextSundayAD: "[[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=86840 If Obama declared himself dictator tomorrow, what would our military do?]]"
* NoExceptYes:
** "[[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=51351 '[G]laciers' were not ice but frozen water]]."
** "[[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=6973 Vinnie accused me of circular reasoning in concluding that the Bible is a work of non-fiction. My reasoning is not at all circular, I felt that I was pretty clear. First, I presume the verity of the Biblical writers. Second, the writers claim that they were inspired by God and they are recording the truth. Conclusion, the Bible is a work of non-fiction.]]"
** In response to a reasonable person saying that humans are apes in the same way that ducks are birds: "[[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87580 That's not a very good comparison because...well ducks ARE birds...]]"
** [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=89888 "The Left doesn't seem to realize it, but they've been accusing me of judging people by their skin color for far too long. They've shot themselves in the foot.......I do not vote for blacks. I do not hire blacks. I would not buy a house next to blacks. I would not want to sell my house to blacks...."]]
** See BlatantLies above.
* NonIndicativeName: Many quotes have come from a man calling himself jewish philosopher, who in reality is neither Jewish[[labelnote:*]]he claims to be a convert but never went through any formal initiation into Judaism[[/labelnote]] nor a philosopher.
* NonSequitur: Plenty, but [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=81851 this]] stands out, as does [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87810 this]].
* NoSympathy: [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=86822 Here]] is a horrible post to someone who is depressed and self-injuring. Instead of offering encouragement or sympathy, he calls their problems a sin and lays a guilt trip.
* OurDemonsAreDifferent: You should eat them... and [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=82430 use them]] [[Franchise/ShinMegamiTensei like]] Franchise/{{Pokemon}}!
* PerverseSexualLust: [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=88223 One fundie]] from Rapture Ready made a comment in his review of ''Film/{{Brave}}'' which could be interpreted as him feeling this way towards [[RebelliousPrincess Merida]].
* PoesLaw: The site is infamous for this. Pretty much everyone from contributors to administrators has trouble distinguishing, though if a posted quote is later discovered to be a Poe, it can be removed from the site.
* [[PointAndLaughShow Point And Laugh Site]]
* PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad: [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=35998 This quote]] calls ''WesternAnimation/{{Ratatouille}}'' offensive because the rat ''doesn't wear undergarments''.
* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: Quite a few. Bryan Fischer has many instances of this, but perhaps his most notable is when he appropriated Martin Luther King, Jr.'s "I Have A Dream" speech to promote discrimination against homosexual people. [=DoctorDoom=] (no relation to ''[[DoctorDoom that]]'' DoctorDoom) is this so much, a wall of shame has been built here:
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%%Comment% Try to keep everything in chronological order, please.
%%Comment% Because these quotes come from two different websites, it is possible (but not likely) that they come from two or more people. However, it is assumed that they all come from the same person until we have good evidence to believe otherwise.
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[[folder:DoctorDoom (67 links)]]
** Hatred in general: [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=53317 Here]].
** Hatred towards Mexicans: [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=10459 Here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=11261 here]], and [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=11360 here]].
** Hatred towards Arabs[[labelnote:*]]and Muslims in general[[/labelnote]]: [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=7599 Here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=72 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=8748 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=11862 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=13038 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=14637 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=27282 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=54389 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=70128 here]], [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87100 here]], and [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=89801 here]].
** Hatred towards non-whites in general: [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=27286 Here]][[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=86866 here]], [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=89047 here]], [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=89265 here]], [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=89800 here]], and [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=89954 here]].
** Hatred towards atheists: [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=58 Here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=76 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=135 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=8543 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=18940 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=21862 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=30874 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=54026 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=72603 here]], and [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=75473 here]].
** Hatred towards liberals: [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=135 Here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=7770 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=8098 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=8819 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=15341 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=17139 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=41978 here]], and [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=73194 here]].
*** Hatred towards Obama specifically: [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=51738 Here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=54388 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=70696 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=71835 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=72259 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=72732 here]], [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=83041 here]], [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=84644 here]], [[http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87513 here]], and [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=89567 here]].
** Hatred towards homosexuals: [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=95 Here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=197 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=1655 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=7790 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=8044 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=8052 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=16940 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=23463 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=51960 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=58432 here]], [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=77212 here]], and [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=75165 here]].
** Rants about FSTDT: [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=8440 Here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=9586 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=9609 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=9697 here]], [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=16456 here]], and [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=42661 here]].
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* PopCulturalOsmosisFailure: Dave Blount is fond of calling Obama "[[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=86368 the Manchurian Moonbat]]". Surprisingly, many commenters were unaware of the reference to the film ''TheManchurianCandidate'' and assume that the birthers now believe Obama is also from China, in addition to Indonesia and Kenya.
* PrayerOfMalice: Pastor Steven Anderson told his congregation that he was praying for President Obama to [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=67613 "die and go to Hell"]].
* PromIsForStraightKids: In 2010, a high school student from Itawamba County, Mississippi was forbidden from taking her girlfriend to the prom. Naturally, several Freepers [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=71623 sided]] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=71667 with]] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=72293 the school district]].
* PsychoLesbian: [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87724 Maggie]] of [[DoesNotLikeMen Radfem Hub]] calls herself a "radical lesbian separatist" and speaks glowingly of a world in which men are "doomed to extinction".
* QuoteMine: Quite a sizeable chunk of the site.
** To be fair, there are a few examples where quote mining has been called out by the commenters by going to the mined site and reading the whole quote, or even the context of the original thread it was posted in.
* RapeAndSwitch: Many fundies believe that homosexuality is the result of being sexually assaulted by someone of the same sex. A common saying in the anti-gay crowd is that "homosexuals don't reproduce, they recruit."
* ReadingsBlewUpTheScale: A common response to an ironic statement made by one of the fundies whose statements have been quoted is that it has "destroyed [the commenter's] irony meter."
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: [[{{Otaku}} Anon-e-moose]] has gained such a reputation for doing this (especially to fundies who hate {{Anime}} or {{Manga}}) that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=83711&Page=1 other commenters started getting worried when, three pages in, he hadn't responded to this.]]
* RedScare: Some of the fundamentalists on the site seem to think everything is a communist conspiracy. [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=84846 This]] quote contains the assertion that railways owned by the state is Marxism. There's also several quotes in the archives talking about how [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87116 Joseph McCarthy]] is an [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=79982 American hero]].
* RoguesGallery: There are a few who have a lot of quotes on the site.
** Some of the most notable fundies on the site are [=AV1611VET=], dad, [=JohnR7=], [[TooDumbToLive Supersport]], Carico, [[RougeAnglesOfSatin LoneWolf1984]], [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain DoctorDoom]], [[BitchInSheepsClothing Xiao-Feng-Fury]], Rejecteddreams, Bro. Randy, [[AffablyEvil Rush Limbaugh]], savagesusie, johnmuise, [[GoldfishPoopGang His4Life]], [[StrawFeminist Femitheist Divine]], [[ConspiracyTheorist Glenn Beck]], [[Wiki/{{Conservapedia}} Andrew Schlafly]], [[InternetColdReader jewish]] [[InternetToughGuy philosopher]], [[HeManWomanHater fschmidt]] & [[JesusIsSavior David Stewart]].
** A commenter came up with another list, including fundies who are just plain evil, rather than stupid. The only names in common with the above list are [=DoctorDoom=] and fschmidt. The others are [[EvilReactionary Proph]], [[ImAManICantHelpIt Feynman and Coulter's Love Child]], [[NaziGrandpa alanorei]], [[ThoseWackyNazis Hunter Wallace]], [[AbusiveParents Ronald E. Williams]], [[UsefulNotes/AmericanPoliticalSystem Rick Santorum]], [[CorruptHick Gonzo]], [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain Bryan Fischer]], [[HeteronormativeCrusader Scott Lively]], [[PropagandaMachine David Barton]], [[PathOfInspiration Warren Jeffs]], [[FemaleMisogynist Phyllis Schlafly]], and [[TheSociopath Vincent Cheung]].
* RougeAnglesOfSatin:
** There are several examples, but [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=1231 this particular quote]] becomes [[{{Narm}} unintentionally hilarious]] as a result.
** Also, [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=71901 this one]] actually makes one of the trope naming errors.
** [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87133 "I was taught about Darwin's Therory of evaluation."]]
** [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=29821&Page=2 "[President Obama] was raised by a Muslin father..."]]
** [=LoneWolf1984=] is the patron saint of this trope. When called on it, he makes several ridiculous justifications such as [[YouCannotGraspTheTrueForm nonbelievers can't understand god's word]] or that [[ArtisticLicenseBiology he has a speech impediment]].
** [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=7955 "Is a wife a pee-on?"]]
* {{Rule 34}}: [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=25 Of the universe itself!]]
* SelfFulfillingProphecy:
** Apparently [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=18017 being gay]] means you will live a [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=73342 shorter life]]. Gee, we [[DrivenToSuicide wonder]] [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown why]] [[ObstructiveBureaucrat that]] [[InternalizedCategorism is]].
** [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=84644 [=DoctorDoom=]]] asked why criticism of Barack Obama is perceived as racist, and immediately followed by calling him a "Magic Lawn Jockey". You were saying, Doom?
* SerialEscalation: "WhatAnIdiot, no one could possibly get more stupid than... OhCrap, they just did."
** An excellent example is Cassiterides, who seems hell-bent on denying [[ScienceIsWrong every scientific theory in existence]]. He apparently believes that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=76077 the sun is only 32 miles in diameter]], [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=77098 that vision is due to light being emitted from one's eyes]] (never mind [[ByTheLightsOfTheirEyes the obvious]] [[GlowingEyesOfDoom implications of that]]), that ''[[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=77519 gravity]]'' is an unproven hypothesis, that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=77569 disease is due to animals overstepping their boundaries]] (never mind that [[SadlyMythtaken this conflicts with even fundamentalist Christian theology]]), that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=77625 all the people who oppose creationism are secretly creationists]], and that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=88028 diseases are caused by sin instead of by germs]]. [[FacePalm Face, meet palm]].
** Supersport is also notable in this regard. In his quest to deny modern science he has claimed that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=23311 wild animals don't get sick]], [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=22575 that small pox vaccinations might actually cause small pox]], [[SomewhereAPaleontologistisCrying that the fossil record disproves evolution]] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=31398 because we don't find fossils of animals with eyes on their feet]], that he can explain why [[YouFailGeologyForever fossils of larger animals are always found in the "higher stratas" [sic] of the geologic column]] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=31265 because he once shook a can of mixed nuts and the larger nuts ended up on top]], [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=21998 that bacteria developing immunity to antibiotics is an example of Lamarckian Evolution]], that if you get a tan your offspring [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=63204 will have darker skin than you]], [[ArtisticLicensePhysics that E=mc2 is wrong]] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=28277 because it contradicts Newton's Law of gravity]], [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=30247 that we can't assume light travels to us instead of our eyes traveling to it]], [[ArtisticLicensePhysics that the actions of molecules]] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=29548 are a mental process]], that scientists don't know [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=34178 what DNA is or what it does]], that it's "[[YouFailLogicForever logical]]" that dinosaurs lived at the same time as large mammals and that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=33771 paleontologists dig up unfossilized dinosaur bones that contain "rotting flesh"]], that humans might be able to [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=37238 regenerate limbs]], that bacteria have [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=36355 organs and bones]], that cancer is not a disease but a [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=35179 self-defense mechanism]], that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=37373 genetics and the theory of evolution cannot explain recessive traits]], and that [[BlatantLies scientists never talk about the evolution of plants]] because [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=51962 plants don't have sex]]. Not content with butchering science, he has apparently decided to [[YouFailLinguisticsForever butcher the English language]] as well, [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=18673 claiming that the words "life" and "faith" are verbs]]. Amongst all the people quoted on FSTDT, Supersport's claims are so unbelievable that on the FAQ, Distind singles him out as someone he still cannot understand, despite years of trying. As of this edit he has been quoted 148 times![[note]]The two are so unbelievably stupid that some have suggested that ''Cassiterides is Supersport's kid'', hoping that there is no way that two people so stupid could exist independently of one another.[[/note]]
** A new contender to the title of "dumbest person on the Internet" is Self-Mutation. He has made such stupid statements as that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=83091 a crucifix will not shake during an earthquake]] (because [[YouFailGeologyForever earthquakes are caused by the devil]]), that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=83092 God is the only reason that the rules of basic arithmetic stay internally consistent]], that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=83118 atheists will not accept the truth of religion no matter how much "evidence" they are given]], that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=83119 scientists refer to science textbooks as Holy Writ, instead of, you know, actually doing the scientific method]], that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=83161 critical thinking is a religion]] (and that it is a bad thing), that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87136 radiometric dating doesn't work on objects of known age]][[labelnote:*]]Just because something was recently manufactured does not mean the raw materials are young.[[/labelnote]], that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87346 God would actively prevent atheists from learning of his existence]], and that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87349 China did not exist before the Flood]] even after being '''given the evidence''' that shows otherwise. All things considered, he has been compared to Supersport by more than one commenter.
* SingleIssueWonk:
** Several, but one who comes to mind is baileysmom from Rapture Ready, whose posts are ''always'' rants against gay people. She even derails [[LeftFielder completely unrelated threads]] to take a swipe at them.
*** This became so common that at least one commenter has decided to post using that name, [[{{Troll}} celebrating]] [[ParentalIncest the (fabricated) child abuse of the eponymous Bailey]].
** A more recent example is Headache, who is a commenter on FSTDT. Inevitably, when an American fundie is quoted, he ''will'' rant about how the United States of America sucks and how the American people are stupid and have no hope of ever matching the rest of the world in intelligence. He is quite fond of calling the U.S. "batshit insane". True to this trope, he never talks about anything else with the vitriol that he reserves for Americans, and non-American fundies who are just as stupid or [[HanlonsRazor evil]] as any of the American ones tend to get little or no reaction from him.
** Savagesusie is another good example; the vast majority of her posts relate to [[RedScare Marxism]] and how the various things that she dislikes are caused by a Marxist conspiracy.
* SophisticatedAsHell
* StayInTheKitchen: One of them even [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87333 wrote a poem]] about how women should stay in the kitchen.
* StopBeingStereotypical: Some of the site's fanbase are Christians who are tired of the fundies' shit.
* StrawmanHasAPoint: Whenever fundies try to refute opposing arguments, they wind up [[InvokedTrope invoking]] this trope. [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=88377 This]] is probably the most headache-inducing example.
* StupidSexyFlanders: Heterosexual variant: quite a few of the commenters are ashamed of themselves for considering Christine O'Donnell, and occasionally Sarah Palin, to be sexually attractive, when those women have made some of the most ignorant comments on the entire site.
* TemptingFate:
-->'''Creedence Leonore Gielgud''': "At least he's not claiming teh gays and Muslims are commies, and are in cahoots."
-->'''[=His4Life=]''': "[[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=76829 Creedence, I'll make that claim, and I can show you the uspporting [sic] evidence from firsthand documents as well...]]"
* TheyWalkAmongUs: [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=90347&Page=1 Yes, they do.]]
* TranslationYes: [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=90104 "Kara–means ‘I surrender myself’ and Te’—means ‘to Zen Buddha.’"]]
* TropeOverdosed: It's surprising how many tropes there are in what is little more than a collection of unconnected quotations.
* TwoWordsObviousTrope: [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=16695 "I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie."]]
* WhatDoYouMeanItsNotHeinous: Most of the quotes are pure Type 1.
* WordSaladHumor:
** [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=11504 Unintentional example]], but you try to figure it out.
** [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=15167&Page=1 This too]].
* YellowPeril: Usually on the subject of anime, but this sometimes happens regarding Asians in general, [[AsianGalWithWhiteGuy especially if it involves an Asian woman in an interracial relationship]].
* YouMakeMeSic: What a commenter did to [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=88009 this]] doozy of a quote from a racist idiot.

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28th Oct '12 10:11:11 AM Spinosegnosaurus77
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** [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=7955 "Is a wife a pee-on?"]]
28th Oct '12 7:51:22 AM Spinosegnosaurus77
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** Not to mention [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=49956 this]]. [[spoiler:[[CaptainObvious You have to take into account the previous statistics when you go up]], so there should be ''more'' than 24% with 100+ partners. But that would be if the statistics [[LiesDamnedLiesAndStatistics weren't complete bullshit]].

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** Not to mention [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=49956 this]]. [[spoiler:[[CaptainObvious You have to take into account the previous statistics when you go up]], so there should be ''more'' than 24% with 100+ partners. But that would be if the statistics [[LiesDamnedLiesAndStatistics weren't complete bullshit]].]]
28th Oct '12 3:26:31 AM ElJonno
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* TheyWalkAmongUs: [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=90347&Page=1 Yes, they do.]]
26th Oct '12 10:11:23 AM Sammettik
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* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: Some of the commenters are great at pulling this off. Others... not so much.
** [[{{Otaku}} Anon-e-moose]] has gained such a reputation for doing this (especially to fundies who hate {{Anime}} or {{Manga}}) that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=83711&Page=1 other commenters started getting worried when, three pages in, he hadn't responded to this.]]

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* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: Some of the commenters are great at pulling this off. Others... not so much.
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[[{{Otaku}} Anon-e-moose]] has gained such a reputation for doing this (especially to fundies who hate {{Anime}} or {{Manga}}) that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=83711&Page=1 other commenters started getting worried when, three pages in, he hadn't responded to this.]]



** Some of the most notable fundies on the site are [=AV1611VET=], dad, [=JohnR7=], [[TooDumbToLive Supersport]], Carico, [[RougeAnglesOfSatin LoneWolf1984]], [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain DoctorDoom]], Xiao-Feng-Fury, Rejecteddreams, Bro. Randy, [[AffablyEvil Rush Limbaugh]], savagesusie, johnmuise, [=His4Life=], [[StrawFeminist Femitheist Divine]], [[ConspiracyTheorist Glenn Beck]], [[Wiki/{{Conservapedia}} Andrew Schlafly]], [[InternetColdReader jewish]] [[InternetToughGuy philosopher]], [[HeManWomanHater fschmidt]] & [[JesusIsSavior David Stewart]].

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** Some of the most notable fundies on the site are [=AV1611VET=], dad, [=JohnR7=], [[TooDumbToLive Supersport]], Carico, [[RougeAnglesOfSatin LoneWolf1984]], [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain DoctorDoom]], Xiao-Feng-Fury, [[BitchInSheepsClothing Xiao-Feng-Fury]], Rejecteddreams, Bro. Randy, [[AffablyEvil Rush Limbaugh]], savagesusie, johnmuise, [=His4Life=], [[GoldfishPoopGang His4Life]], [[StrawFeminist Femitheist Divine]], [[ConspiracyTheorist Glenn Beck]], [[Wiki/{{Conservapedia}} Andrew Schlafly]], [[InternetColdReader jewish]] [[InternetToughGuy philosopher]], [[HeManWomanHater fschmidt]] & [[JesusIsSavior David Stewart]].
25th Oct '12 3:13:57 PM Spinosegnosaurus77
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** [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=53665 "Many Christmas songs have a rock music beat, others are sang by known homosexuals, some songs are sang so fast that it's utterly annoying."]]
24th Oct '12 4:37:30 PM Spinosegnosaurus77
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** The author of [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=79782 this quote]] apparently doesn't know that Hitler opposed abortion.
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* PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad: [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=35998 This quote]] calls ''WesternAnimation/{{Ratatouille}}'' offensive because the rat ''doesn't wear undergarments''.
18th Oct '12 12:36:33 PM ArcadesSabboth
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** Supersport is also notable in this regard. In his quest to deny modern science he has claimed that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=23311 wild animals don't get sick]], [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=22575 that small pox vaccinations might actually cause small pox]], [[SomewhereAPaleontologistisCrying that the fossil record disproves evolution]] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=31398 because we don't find fossils of animals with eyes on their feet]], that he can explain why [[YouFailGeologyForever fossils of larger animals are always found in the "higher stratas" [sic] of the geologic column]] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=31265 because he once shook a can of mixed nuts and the larger nuts ended up on top]], [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=21998 that bacteria developing immunity to antibiotics is an example of Lamarckian Evolution]], that if you get a tan your offspring [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=63204 will have darker skin than you]], [[ArtisticLicensePhysics that E=mc2 is wrong]] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=28277 because it contradicts Newton's Law of gravity]], [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=30247 that we can't assume light travels to us instead of our eyes traveling to it]], [[ArtisticLicensePhysics that the actions of molecules]] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=29548 are a mental process]], that scientists don't know [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=34178 what DNA is or what it does]], that it's "[[YouFailLogicForever logical]]" that dinosaurs lived at the same time as large mammals and that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=33771 paleontologists dig up unfossilized dinosaur bones that contain "rotting flesh"]], that humans might be able to [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=37238 regenerate limbs]], that bacteria have [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=36355 organs and bones]], that cancer is not a disease but a [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=35179 self-defense mechanism]], that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=37373 genetics and the theory of evolution cannot explain recessive traits]], and that scientists never talk about the evolution of plants because [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=51962 plants don't have sex]]. Not content with butchering science, he has apparently decided to [[YouFailLinguisticsForever butcher the English language]] as well, [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=18673 claiming that the words "life" and "faith" are verbs]]. Amongst all the people quoted on FSTDT, Supersport's claims are so unbelievable that on the FAQ, Distind singles him out as someone he still cannot understand, despite years of trying. As of this edit he has been quoted 148 times!
*** The two are so unbelievably stupid that some have suggested that ''Cassiterides is Supersport's kid'', hoping that there is no way that two people so stupid could exist independently of one another.
** A new contender to the title of "dumbest person on the Internet" is Self-Mutation. He has made such stupid statements as that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=83091 a crucifix will not shake during an earthquake]] (because [[YouFailGeologyForever earthquakes are caused by the devil]]), that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=83092 God is the only reason that the rules of basic arithmetic stay internally consistent]], that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=83118 atheists will not accept the truth of religion no matter how much "evidence" they are given]], that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=83119 scientists refer to science textbooks as Holy Writ, instead of, you know, actually doing the scientific method]], that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=83161 critical thinking is a religion]] (and that it is a bad thing), that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87136 radiometric dating doesn't work on objects of known age]][[labelnote:*]]Just because something was recently manufactured does not mean the raw materials are young.[[/labelnote]], that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87346 God would actively prevent atheists from learning of his existence]], that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87135 writing did not exist until 6,000 years ago]], and that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87349 China did not exist before the Flood]] even after being '''given the evidence''' that shows otherwise. All things considered, he has been compared to Supersport by more than one commenter.

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** Supersport is also notable in this regard. In his quest to deny modern science he has claimed that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=23311 wild animals don't get sick]], [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=22575 that small pox vaccinations might actually cause small pox]], [[SomewhereAPaleontologistisCrying that the fossil record disproves evolution]] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=31398 because we don't find fossils of animals with eyes on their feet]], that he can explain why [[YouFailGeologyForever fossils of larger animals are always found in the "higher stratas" [sic] of the geologic column]] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=31265 because he once shook a can of mixed nuts and the larger nuts ended up on top]], [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=21998 that bacteria developing immunity to antibiotics is an example of Lamarckian Evolution]], that if you get a tan your offspring [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=63204 will have darker skin than you]], [[ArtisticLicensePhysics that E=mc2 is wrong]] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=28277 because it contradicts Newton's Law of gravity]], [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=30247 that we can't assume light travels to us instead of our eyes traveling to it]], [[ArtisticLicensePhysics that the actions of molecules]] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=29548 are a mental process]], that scientists don't know [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=34178 what DNA is or what it does]], that it's "[[YouFailLogicForever logical]]" that dinosaurs lived at the same time as large mammals and that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=33771 paleontologists dig up unfossilized dinosaur bones that contain "rotting flesh"]], that humans might be able to [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=37238 regenerate limbs]], that bacteria have [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=36355 organs and bones]], that cancer is not a disease but a [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=35179 self-defense mechanism]], that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=37373 genetics and the theory of evolution cannot explain recessive traits]], and that [[BlatantLies scientists never talk about the evolution of plants plants]] because [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=51962 plants don't have sex]]. Not content with butchering science, he has apparently decided to [[YouFailLinguisticsForever butcher the English language]] as well, [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=18673 claiming that the words "life" and "faith" are verbs]]. Amongst all the people quoted on FSTDT, Supersport's claims are so unbelievable that on the FAQ, Distind singles him out as someone he still cannot understand, despite years of trying. As of this edit he has been quoted 148 times!
*** The
times![[note]]The two are so unbelievably stupid that some have suggested that ''Cassiterides is Supersport's kid'', hoping that there is no way that two people so stupid could exist independently of one another.
another.[[/note]]
** A new contender to the title of "dumbest person on the Internet" is Self-Mutation. He has made such stupid statements as that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=83091 a crucifix will not shake during an earthquake]] (because [[YouFailGeologyForever earthquakes are caused by the devil]]), that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=83092 God is the only reason that the rules of basic arithmetic stay internally consistent]], that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=83118 atheists will not accept the truth of religion no matter how much "evidence" they are given]], that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=83119 scientists refer to science textbooks as Holy Writ, instead of, you know, actually doing the scientific method]], that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=83161 critical thinking is a religion]] (and that it is a bad thing), that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87136 radiometric dating doesn't work on objects of known age]][[labelnote:*]]Just because something was recently manufactured does not mean the raw materials are young.[[/labelnote]], that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87346 God would actively prevent atheists from learning of his existence]], that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87135 writing did not exist until 6,000 years ago]], and that [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87349 China did not exist before the Flood]] even after being '''given the evidence''' that shows otherwise. All things considered, he has been compared to Supersport by more than one commenter.
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