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22nd Sep '16 5:38:02 PM nombretomado
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* AdventuresInOdyssey-

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* AdventuresInOdyssey-''Radio/AdventuresInOdyssey''-
2nd Sep '16 12:11:53 PM orion.js12
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[[caption-width-right:301:[-[[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Why don't we just shoot him]] instead? Oh, wait...-] ]]

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[[caption-width-right:301:[-[[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Why don't we just shoot him]] instead? Oh, wait...-] instead?-] ]]
31st Aug '16 6:05:45 PM nombretomado
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* Pretty much everything in ''TheEyeOfArgon'' is (perhaps unintentionally) described in this fashion. As an example, eyes are probably more often referred to as "[colour] orbs" and "organs of sight" than just "eyes".

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* Pretty much everything in ''TheEyeOfArgon'' ''Literature/TheEyeOfArgon'' is (perhaps unintentionally) described in this fashion. As an example, eyes are probably more often referred to as "[colour] orbs" and "organs of sight" than just "eyes".
25th Aug '16 1:57:15 PM SurroundedByPerverts
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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oVpE40V9rE Excursion Funnel]] -- a tractor beam

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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oVpE40V9rE Excursion Funnel]] -- a [[TractorBeam tractor beambeam]]
25th Aug '16 1:43:52 PM SurroundedByPerverts
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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oVpE40V9rE Excursion Funnel]]

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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oVpE40V9rE Excursion Funnel]]Funnel]] -- a tractor beam
9th Aug '16 10:34:40 PM PaulA
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* As in other series which blur the line between fantasy and science fiction, Steven Brust includes coded references to modern things in the seemingly Renaissance-y ''{{Dragaera}}'' universe. In one memorable instance, there is a reference to characters eating "the house bread" with some kind of fish spread. In modern terms, this is bagels and lox cream cheese.

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* As in other series which blur the line between fantasy and science fiction, Steven Brust includes coded references to modern things in the seemingly Renaissance-y ''{{Dragaera}}'' ''Literature/{{Dragaera}}'' universe. In one memorable instance, there is a reference to characters eating "the house bread" with some kind of fish spread. In modern terms, this is bagels and lox cream cheese.
2nd Aug '16 4:42:37 AM onionmaster
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* FrankZappa loved this trope, would frequently pronounce such phrases in a distinctive voice where he exaggerated each syllable (The song 'Muffin Man' for instance, is full of it, notably the 'utility muffin research kitchen') In his autobiography, he uses italics any time a phrase that comes up that he would use that voice for in real life.
30th Jul '16 5:39:44 PM nombretomado
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* In a column about what to study in college, DaveBarry suggested that sociology consisted of translating simple observations into scientific-sounding code. His example was the observation that children cry when they fall down: "Methodological observation of the sociometrical behavior tendencies of prematurated isolates indicates that a casual relationship exists between groundward tropism and lachrimatory, or 'crying,' behavior forms."

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* In a column about what to study in college, DaveBarry Creator/DaveBarry suggested that sociology consisted of translating simple observations into scientific-sounding code. His example was the observation that children cry when they fall down: "Methodological observation of the sociometrical behavior tendencies of prematurated isolates indicates that a casual relationship exists between groundward tropism and lachrimatory, or 'crying,' behavior forms."
15th Jul '16 3:56:56 PM igordebraga
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* Used in an 1841 issue of ''Magazine/{{Punch}}'' as part of a series purporting to give useful instructions on daily life, in this case the lighting of a fire, which begins:
--> Take a small cylindrical aggregation of parallelopedal sections of the ligneous fibre (vulgarly denominated a bundle of fire-wood), and arrange a fractional part of the integral quantity rectilineally along the interior of the igneous receptacle known as a grate, so as to form an acute angle (of, say 25°) with its base; and one (of, say 65°) with the posterior plane that is perpendicular to it; taking care at the same time to leave between each parallelopedal section an insterstice isometrical with the smaller sides of any one of their six quadrilateral superficies, so as to admit of the free circulation of the atmospheric fluid.
* The ''Annals of Improbable Research'' article [[http://web.archive.org/web/20020131003650/http://members.verizon.net/~vze3fs8i/air/scireport.html "How To Write A Scientific Research Report,"]] published along with its "English translation," [[http://web.archive.org/web/20020109023129/http://members.verizon.net/~vze3fs8i/air/clearrep.html "How To Write a Clear Research Report."]] One of the paper's three authors, a "relatively inexperienced researcher (t=0.9167 yr)", is the 11-month-old daughter of the other two authors, and blue, green, yellow, orange and red toy rings are described as "five toroids of different radii having mean reflected photon energies of 2.76, 2.43, 2.18, 1.97, and 1.80 eV."
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* In ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'', Wally always does that. For example, transferring hundred of thousands bytes to an auxiliary support (he copied a file on a floppy disk). He even suggested to assign him the task of testing the internet connection using high-requested servers (he intended to make watching porn his job!).
** Scott Adams actually advises managers lacking inspiration to do so in ''The Dilbert Principle''.
* ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'' had a similar joke, with Calvin using "educated language" for a book report.
-->'''Hobbes:''' "The Dynamics of Interbeing and Monological Imperatives in ''Dick And Jane'': A Study in Transrelational Gender Modes.
-->'''Calvin:''' Academia, here I come!
** The 10th Anniversary book had Watterson openly comment on how he ''hates'' this type of thing when used seriously.
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* Used in an 1841 issue of ''Magazine/{{Punch}}'' as part of a series purporting to give useful instructions on daily life, in this case the lighting of a fire, which begins:
--> Take a small cylindrical aggregation of parallelopedal sections of the ligneous fibre (vulgarly denominated a bundle of fire-wood), and arrange a fractional part of the integral quantity rectilineally along the interior of the igneous receptacle known as a grate, so as to form an acute angle (of, say 25°) with its base; and one (of, say 65°) with the posterior plane that is perpendicular to it; taking care at the same time to leave between each parallelopedal section an insterstice isometrical with the smaller sides of any one of their six quadrilateral superficies, so as to admit of the free circulation of the atmospheric fluid.
* The ''Annals of Improbable Research'' article [[http://web.archive.org/web/20020131003650/http://members.verizon.net/~vze3fs8i/air/scireport.html "How To Write A Scientific Research Report,"]] published along with its "English translation," [[http://web.archive.org/web/20020109023129/http://members.verizon.net/~vze3fs8i/air/clearrep.html "How To Write a Clear Research Report."]] One of the paper's three authors, a "relatively inexperienced researcher (t=0.9167 yr)", is the 11-month-old daughter of the other two authors, and blue, green, yellow, orange and red toy rings are described as "five toroids of different radii having mean reflected photon energies of 2.76, 2.43, 2.18, 1.97, and 1.80 eV."
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* The second track on the ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2014'' soundtrack is named "Adolescent Genetically Altered Shinobi Terrapins".


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* In ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'', Wally always does that. For example, transferring hundred of thousands bytes to an auxiliary support (he copied a file on a floppy disk). He even suggested to assign him the task of testing the internet connection using high-requested servers (he intended to make watching porn his job!).
** Scott Adams actually advises managers lacking inspiration to do so in ''The Dilbert Principle''.
* ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'' had a similar joke, with Calvin using "educated language" for a book report.
-->'''Hobbes:''' "The Dynamics of Interbeing and Monological Imperatives in ''Dick And Jane'': A Study in Transrelational Gender Modes.
-->'''Calvin:''' Academia, here I come!
** The 10th Anniversary book had Watterson openly comment on how he ''hates'' this type of thing when used seriously.
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