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*A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.  She asks him why he is staring.  He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."   She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."   "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."   She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:  #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."  The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single; and I 'm Catholic too!"   "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."   He does, and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.  But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.   "My dear child,” said the nun, “why are you crying?"   "Forgive me Sister, but I have sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."   The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Gary and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."
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