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[[redirect:WebOriginal/DeathNoteAbridged]]There are several AbridgedSeries for Manga/DeathNote: * WebVideo/DeathNoteAbridgedDogface701 * WebVideo/DeathNoteAbridgedHikariPop * WebVideo/DeathNoteAbridgedStackedSugarCubes * WebVideo/DeathNoteAbridgedTioHAndDargonakis * WebVideo/DeathNoteTheAbridgedSeries1KidsEntertainment * WebVideo/DeathNoteTheAbridgedSeriesCheftoniFTW * WebVideo/DeathNoteTheAbridgedSeriesKpts4tv * WebVideo/DeathNoteTheAbridgedSeriesTeamDattebayo * WebVideo/DeathNoteTemporaryInsanity
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''DeathNote'' is quite a popular (and arguably ''the'' most popular) subject for AbridgedSeries. This page is for any notable ones. ---- !![[http://www.youtube.com/user/teamdn?blend=1&ob=4 Team Dattebayo's series]] ---> '''L:''' ''I believe Kira's in Japan, so I'll be asking for your assistance.'' ---> '''Soichiro:''' ''And why Japan?'' ---> '''L:''' ''Because all anime characters come from Japan. Don't be a stupid asshole.'' A popular ''DeathNote'' AbridgedSeries was created by Team Dattebayo. It features popular abridgers such as {{Lanipator}} and {{hbi2k}} in some of their episodes. One of the Voice Actors was even featured in an episode of Hbi2k's ''[[GantzAbridged Gantz The Abridged Series]]''. In this series, rather than trying to kill all the criminals in the world, Light is killing off other anime characters, in order to become the most popular. Meanwhile, the taskforce thinks Matsuda is Kira. This work provides examples of: ---- * TheAbridgedSeries - Of course. * AbuseIsOkayWhenItIsFemaleOnMale - "Aizawa, your wife hits you? This is serious." Actually, this seems more like an subversion to this trope because when Mr. Yagami said the previous quote, he sounded concerned about Aizawa. Also, none of the abuse Aizawa gets from his wife is portrayed as comedic or justified. It's pretty obvious that she's not a nice person, especially when she verbally abuses him in front of their children. Furthermore, Aizawa uses the "She hits me because she loves me/it's my fault" excuse that people in abusive relationships often use. * AbusiveParents: "I should wring your neck right here and now!" * BadBoss: Light is really mean to Rem. * BasementDweller: L ("You mean this isn't just a clever ruse to get us to hang out with you?"), Matsuda ("Dammit Mom, I'm 25, I'll come home when I feel like it!"). * BerserkButton: "We're out of cake." * BetterAsFriends: -->'''Rem''' (to Gelus): I think we should just be friends. * BigBadFriend: -->'''L:''' [[IfYouEverDoAnythingToHurtHer This is for locking up]] [[HorribleJudgeOfCharacter [Light] my buddy!"]] * BullyingADragon: -->'''Matsuda:''' Heh, look at him, pretending not to be Kira. [[YourHeadAsplode He's probably trying to kill me with his mind, right now.]] * ButtMonkey - Matsuda * CaptainObvious - "Fun Fact: The Death Note can be used to kill people!" * ChristmasSpecial * ComedicSociopathy: --> '''L:''' Hey Light, you all right? We remembered to feed him, right guys? * CosmopolitanCouncil - "We're really doing the Coalition of Evil thing?" * CoughSnarkCough --> '''L:''' ''(to Light)'' * cough* "last night" * cough* * CutAndPasteTranslation * DisproportionateRetribution - Light and Misa don't want to go to [=McDonald's=] with Soichiro, so he decides to shoot them. * DirtyOldMan - Watari, the joke about tying Misa up. * DomesticAbuse: --> '''Ryuk:''' [[FreudianExcuse Dude no wonder you have so many problems.]] --> '''Light:''' * [[LaughingMad Heh]],* [[StepfordSmiler What problems?]] * EvenEvilHasStandards: -->'''Ryuk''' (to Light): You're a monster, you know that? * FakingTheDead - the SmashToBlack CliffHanger * FetishFuel - [[ChainedHeat "I'm starting to think you want this?!]] [[CrowningMomentOfFunny My boyfriend is GAY!"]] * ForgottenFallenFriend - "Who's Ukita?" ** Invoked by L in the very episode in which Ukita died: --> '''L''' [''to Aizawa'']: Ukita died two minutes ago. You need to move on. * FunTShirt: [[PetTheDog Light bought Ryuk a t-shirt at Spaceland.]] * GilliganCut: -->'''Souichiro:''' You bastards'll never bring me down! (cut to confinement scene)... shit. * GoodNewsBadNews - "The bad news is I spent all our savings on a Game Station 3 the good new is [[MadDoctor I sold our daughter into medical experimentation so we don't have to clear out of the house.]]" * HeroicSociopath - Light * HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood - --> '''L:''' Mello, what are you doing out of the basement?! * HoYay: --> '''Ryuk''' (to Light): WTH? It was supposed to be our special day! ** Also [[FoeYay Light and L]]. * ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy: Soichiro shoots Light in his face at point-blank range and still manages to miss. --> '''Light:''' It's OK, dad. The important thing is you tried. * InsufferableGenius: Light certainly has the attitude. --> '''Ryuk:''' Is this really the best idea? Burrying the notebook in the forest? --> '''Light:''' Of course it's the best idea, or I wouldn't have had it. * InsultBackfire: Kind of. --> '''Light:''' What are you, are you a detective?! Or are you just a faggot? --> '''L:''' [[HoYay Why do I have to choose?]] * IResembleThatRemark - "I have diabetes... I have scoliosis... [[MeddlingParents Don't tell me how to live my life."]] * IWasToldThereWouldBeCake * ItDoesntMeanAnything * ItMeantSomethingToMe * JerkAss - like, everyone. * KleptomaniacHero --> '''Matsuda:''' Can I have my phone back, please? --> '''L:''' I think you know the answer to that. * LampshadeHanging: [[TomeOfEldritchLore "Is burying the book]] [[TheLostWoods in the woods]] [[EvilDead really the best idea?"]] * LeftForDead: Watari * {{Leitmotif}}: [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Ryuk has]] ''[[MichaelJackson Thriller]]''. [[{{Rocky}} Aizawa has his own theme song too.]] * LethalChef: "The mold gives it flavour!" * LikeIsLikeAComma: Lind L. Taylor speaks like this. --> '''Taylor''' (''while having a heart attack''): Urgh, like, oh no! * TheMasochismTango - Light and L. * {{Mockumentary}} * TheMole - Matsuda * MotorMouth - "Is he still talking?" * MurphysBullet - "You missed?" * MySisterIsOffLimits - --> '''L:''' Oh it was just Matsuda, something about jackhammering your sister, know anything about that? --> '''Light:''' What the [[PrecisionFStrike fuck!]] [++ [[KnightTemplarBigBrother I'LL KILL THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!]]++] --> '''Matsuda:''' [[OhCrap Oh boy.]] * NationalStereotypes * NeverLearnedToRead - Mogi. * NoFourthWall - Kira is killing other anime characters. * NoSympathy * NoodleIncident - whatever Ryuk did to get them banned from Spaceland. * NotNowKiddo - "Not now Misa, the adults are talking." * OffingTheOffspring * OohMeAccentsSlipping - [[LandDownUnder Ukita's fake Australian accent.]] * OutOfCharacter * PersonaNonGrata: From Spaceland. * PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy - Mello in the ChristmasSpecial * PrisonRape * PuppyDogEyes: Misa ("PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!") * RapeAsComedy * RelationshipUpgrade - Light and L, episode 14 the innuendo becomes explicit. * RuleOfFunny * RunningGag: "Mike Gainer" * SadTimesMontage - for Aizawa. * ScareChord: at Misa's first appearance. * ScreamsLikeALittleGirl: Matsuda. * ShoutOut: LOADS... ''{{Digimon}}'', ''{{Naruto}}'', ''{{Yu-Gi-Oh}}'', ''Series/LawAndOrder'', ''DragonBallZ'', ''{{Pokemon}}'', ''MagicTheGathering'', ''GuitarHero'', ''{{Halo}}'', ''{{Batman}}'', ''StarWars'', ''TwentyFour'', ''{{Hellsing}}'', ''FullMetalAlchemist'', ''{{Bleach}}'', etc. various other anime... ** Don't forget about {{Gankutsuou}} ** Aizawa is listening to [[Music/{{Metallica}} "...And Justice for All"]] on his way to work. ** Subverted in episode 1. -->'''Ryuk:''' [[MemeticMutation This is]] [[ThreeHundred madness!]] -->'''Light:''' Madness? I'll tell you what's madness! [[LampshadeHanging I live in Japan, I speak in English, the Death Note's written in English, I write in Japanese?]] * SomebodyElsesProblem: "When I feel like it." seems to be L's general attitude. * StraightGay - Light and L. * SuicideAsComedy * SureWhyNot: --> '''Raye:''' OMG did you just kill that guy? --> '''Light:''' Uh... yeah... * SurroundedByIdiots * TakeThat- to FourKidsEntertainment: --> '''Raye:''' We're here to censor you. American kids can't handle all this killing. Let's see take out all the killings, rework the plot (that goes without saying), insert some friendship speeches... --> '''[[HeroicSociopath Light]]:''' [++ [[KickTheSonOfABitch GET ON THE TRAIN!!!]]++] ** and to the companies suspending YouTube accounts. * TastesLikeDiabetes: {{Lampshaded}} when Matsuda interrupts an AwLookTheyReallyDoLoveEachOther moment between Light and L. [[invoked]] * TortureCellar: "How are the detainees doing today?" * UnusualEuphemism * VitriolicBestBuds - Light and L. * TheVoiceless: Gelus * WhyCouldntYouBeDifferent * WhyDidYouMakeMeHitYou * YouDidEverythingYouCould - "[[OffingTheOffspring Uh... the important thing is you tried.]]" * YouAreGrounded - [[EasilyForgiven "Light! For being Kira, and squandering our family's reputation, you are GROUNDED mister."]] * YourMom ---- !![[http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=03389DC24AABE458 1KidsEntertainment's]] Series --> '''Light:''' ''Of course! [[BlatantLies I want to catch Kira as much as you do.]]'' --> '''L:''' ''I highly doubt that.'' Another Death Note Abridged Series, ''DeathNote: The Abridged Series'' by 1KidsEntertainment, is a pretty funny ongoing (so far 21 episodes and two holiday specials) series on YouTube. This work provides examples of: ---- * TheAbridgedSeries - Naturally. * AllGirlsWantBadBoys - Misa's motivation * AmbitionIsEvil * AmnesiacDissonance - subverted --> '''Light:''' Could I have been Kira before? I mean I do think that criminals deserve to die and killing them off would create a more perfect world where I could be a God... but that doesn't necessarily mean that I could be Kira... [[ItsProbablyNothing No definitely not...]] * AmusingInjuries * AndThereWasMuchRejoicing: when planning to have Higuchi kill Matsuda. --> '''Soichiro:''' At last, JUSTICE! --> '''Light:''' We have to make Higuchi want to kill Matsuda. --> '''L:''' That shouldn’t be hard. * AreWeThereYet - "Is Misa saved yet? How about now?" * AreYouPonderingWhatImPondering: "Bikes? In a show about death? What the hell?!" ** Also: -->'''Light:''' You're thinking I could become L and Kira at the same time... that I could eat unlimited candy and play with my bare feet while I kill people! It's '''''IDEAL!!!''''' * ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: [[CaptainObvious "Alright, we know that Kira can kill people,]] [[AGodAmI he thinks he's a god]] [[MemeticMutation and he may have a potato chip fetish."]] ** [[ImagineSpot L's revenge fantasy]] in the ChristmasSpecial which includes the violent deaths of Light, Souichiro, and Matsuda... and making Aizawa get a haircut. ** "A white tie? This is a crime against humanity!" * AttentionDeficitOohShiny: "Why are the buildings on the left moving further away?" --> '''Light:''' [[TourettesShitcockSyndrome Shut the hell up! I have Attention Deficit Disorder!]] * AwesomenessByAnalysis: Parodied when L is deciding his next move [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome against a cup of coffee.]] * BadBoss: L to Watari- "Don't do anything without my permission again, and that includes breathing." * BadLiar - Light (HilarityEnsues) * BadNewsIrrelevantNews * BasementDweller - Matsuda * {{Beat}}: -->'''L:''' I'm taking out the part where it says "you're free to kill L." -->'''Light:''' Really? I think it adds a sense of realism to it. -->'''L:''' It's definitely being taken out. -->{{Beat}} -->'''Light:''' ...Damn it. * BelligerentSexualTension - Light and L. * BerserkButton - [[ThisIsSparta "what did I say ABOUT EMO JOKES!"]] * BetterAsFriends: -->'''Light:''' It's not that I don't want to be more than just friends with L but I don't want to ruin our friendship, ya'know? -->'''Namikawa:''' Yeah, I know, I've been there. * BlackComedy * BlahBlahBlah * BlatantLies * BloodyHilarious: -->'''Matsuda:''' Criminals are dying again! Hurray! -->'''Souichiro:''' Awesome! Was there blood? Tell me there was blood! * ButtMonkey - [[RuleOfFunny EVERYONE!]] But [[TheDitz Matsuda]] and [[CallItKarma Light]] get special mention. --> '''Random Cop:''' There's been a lot of identity theft on WoW lately. Let's go Souichiro Yagami and Souichiro Yagami. --> '''Souichiro:''' Hold it right there! * BrainBleach * BrickJoke: Jaye Penber * BritishAccent: The Yotsuba members all have "snooty accents." Except for Higuchi. * CavalryBetrayal - "Sorry Light, you're on your own." * CanNotSpitItOut * CaptainObvious - [[OverlyLongGag "If I kill you then you will die."]] ** The secret message on the notes left by Kira's victims? "Shinigami kill people." * CatchPhrase - Sayu has "Fishy!" as her only line. * CensorBox * CharacterExaggeration: EVERYONE, again. * ChristmasSpecial - -->'''Light:''' ..to those who are good he brings presents and to those who are bad he brings ''[[MotorMouth cardiac arrest in their stockings...]]'' -->'''L:''' [[DudeNotFunny Still not funny...]] ** Later: -->'''Misa:''' ...and I want a pony, and I want a text message from Higuchi... -->'''Light:''' Misa, for the last time, I'm NOT Santa Claus! * CitizenshipMarriage - Raye and Naomi "Don't tell me how to do my job or I'll ship you right back to the U.S. in a box." * ClusterFBomb: Seen in Episode 17: -->'''Soichiro''' (To Matsuda): "God d*mn, son of a b*tch, motherf*cking c*cksucker!" -->'''Matsuda''': "What's wrong?" -->'''Soichiro''': "Oh, nothing's wrong, I just wanted to make it clear that I was talking to you." * ComicallyMissingThePoint: -->'''Light''': "Mister Raye Penber, don't turn around. I am Kira." -->'''Raye''': "[[BrickJoke Look, you client smiled at me, and did]] ''[[BrickJoke not]]'' [[BrickJoke mind that I was watching him.]]" ** And later on: -->'''Soichiro''' ''([[ItMakesSenseInContext After seeing Aizama walk in only wearing a shirt]])'': "What's wrong? Trying to prove something?" -->'''Aizawa''': "Oh, ''[his forehead injury]'' this? It's nothing, I'm just trying to be like HarryPotter." -->'''Soichiro''': "Ah, yes, the head. [[SarcasmMode That's]] ''[[SarcasmMode definitely]]'' [[SarcasmMode what I was talking about]]." * CorruptCorporateExecutive * CosmopolitanCouncil * CoughSnarkCough * CrazyEnoughToWork: -->'''L:''' We need to find out how [Higuchi] kills. -->'''Light:''' Maybe we should ask him? -->'''L:''' That’s crazy. -->'''Light:''' ''[[MadnessMakeover Crazy enough it just might work!]]'' * CrimefightingWithCash * CutAndPasteTranslation - skipped the first episode. * DeadBabyComedy - [[FunnyAneurysmMoment "Sorry guys, I was practicing falling out of my chair sideways. It seems like a useful skill. I may need it later on."]] * DeadpanSnarker: L * DevilInPlainSight: -->'''Nurse:''' You really have to leave now. --> '''L:''' Look, I'm L I can do whatever I want. --> '''Light:''' Yeah, and I'm Kira so I can kill you if you don't comply. ** Also the Google search results on "Who is Kira?" * DidIJustSayThatOutLoud - "You want to do ''what'' to me?" * DirectorsCut - the first few episodes were done before Jerry was cast as Light, [[http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=AC27631E0FFBAB8E thus the redubbed versions.]] * DirtyOldMan - Watari, once again the joke about tying Misa up. ** And Higuchi: -->'''Misa:''' Where am I supposed to sit? -->'''Higuchi:''' ''ON MY LAP!'' ({{Beat}}) ... The passenger seat works fine... I guess. * DisproportionateRetribution: -->'''Aizawa:''' If you guys make one more joke about my 'fro I will not hesitate to murder yourselves and your families. ** and --> '''Souichiro:''' Mogi's family DIES tomorrow! (for taking the strawberry) ** Hatori is killed for wanting the conference room lights turned down. * TheDitz - --> '''Misa:''' Huh, for some reason I feel like I know even less than before. --> '''L:''' Amane, we both know that that's [[DivideByZero just not possible.]] * DomesticAbuse- "Honey somedays you make me so mad I want to ram a truck through a building." * DramaticPause --> '''L:''' Could you kill someone for me? --> '''Light:''' Do you... have the money? ...Show me the money --> '''L:''' Show me the weapon... Okay there isn't any money, I was just trying to trick you. --> '''Light:''' Good thing I didn't fall for that. * DualWielding - --> '''Light:''' I'll solve equations with my right hand and write names with my left! --> '''L:''' Your son is ambidextrous, I take it? * DumbBlonde - Misa. * DVDCommentary: 1kids and several of the other voice actors have commented on the first six episodes so far. * EmbarrassingTattoo: according to Misa, Higuchi has "I Am Kira" tattooed to his butt. * EnemyEatsYourLunch: --> '''Light:''': Is that MY coffee? --> '''L:''' Not anymore, it’s not. It evaporated. * EvenEvilHasStandards - [[PlayingWithATrope Played with:]] "I can't stand how his guy is hurting Kira's image... black and white is ''so'' fifties!" * EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep - Oh shit! What's my real name? * EveryoneIsGay * EverythingIsRacist --> '''L:''' Light, I want you to play the part of Kira. --> '''Light:''' Why? Because I'm Japanese? Racist! * EvilBrit: -->'''Takahashi:''' If I may say so, these ''snooty accents'' make us sound ''quite'' menacing. -->'''Kida:''' Yes yes, quite good, quite good. -->'''Higuchi:''' [[AvertedTrope Well, uh]] ''[[AvertedTrope I]]'' [[AvertedTrope don't need an accent to sound menacing]]. * EvilMatriarch - -->'''Misa:''' MATSU! Your mother's on the phone! -->'''Matsuda:''' AHHHHHHH * ''Runs away screaming''* * EvilTowerOfOminousness * ExactEavesdropping * {{Eyedscreen}} * FacePalm: --> '''Higuchi:''' If I were Kira, I'd be facepalming myself so hard right now... '''''Ow!''''' * {{Fanservice}} --> '''Light:''' Misa, we need your help to rescue Matsuda. Would you mind dressing up all slutty for us? --> '''Misa:''' What does slutty mean? --> '''Light:''' Misa, we need your help to rescue Matsuda. Would you mind wearing your normal outfits? * {{Flanderization}} * FoeYay - L's internal monologue on getting close to Kira. "Ideally I would get close to Kira. For all I know he might be a really swell guy. We can go for walks in the park, play competitive sports, and maybe some other stuff... [[FreudianSlipperySlope Woah, where did that come from? That could be nice. Oh yeah... I know what move I'm going to make!]]" * FreudianSlip --> '''Soichiro''': "No! L is the only one that gets to spy on me- uh, me... family. Arggh" * ForInconveniencePressOne * ForgotToFeedTheMonster * FrontOrganization - "...there has been a general downturn in the market with the exceptions of Yotsuba and Walmart." * FunWithSubtitles - ladder ladder ladder * FunnyAfro * TheGamblingAddict: -->'''Ooi:''' Any objections to making the Giants lose by killing them mid-game? -->'''The Yotsuba Eight:''' No objections. -->'''Soichirou:''' Woops, there goes your college tuition, Light. * GayMoment -->'''Higuchi:''' So Misa, what are your goals in life? -->'''Misa:''' I want to marry Kira! -->'''Higuchi:''' What a coincidence, so do I! ''({{Beat}})'' ...the second one. * GRatedDrug: --> '''Ryuk:''' [[NoFourthWall Oh how original a joke about my apple addiction.]] * GenderFlip - several one-shot jokes. * GoodEyesEvilEyes - "Take a look at my eyes! They're round now! [[AcceptableEthnicTargets Kira's Japanese!]] [[EverythingIsRacist You said so yourself!]]" * {{Griefer}} - Light playing WorldOfWarcraft * HalloweenSpecial * HeadTiltinglyKinky * HeliumSpeech - Aizawa * HeroHarassesHelpers * HeyItsThatVoice: Takada is voiced by Blade, who also plays Rue on PrincessTutuAbridged. ** LittleKuriboh himself is Aiber * HilariousOuttakes: Occasionally played during the credits. * HorribleJudgeOfCharacter: --> '''L:''' Why don't we just ask the Second Kira? They seem nice enough. * HoYay - LOADS * HurricaneOfExcuses * HypocriticalHumor: --> '''Aizawa:''' What you think we're gonna play games on our phones instead of listening to a boring meeting? --> '''Souichiro:''' I got ''SonicTheHedgehog''. * IHaveThisFriend ...who is Kira. * IRememberItLikeItWasYesterday (It only happened an hour ago!) * IncrediblyLamePun - "[[BilingualBonus Soda]]." ("[[DontExplainTheJoke That's right... drink Coca Cola]]") ** "on another note..." ** "Let me ''abridge'' them for you." * InspectorLestrade: --> '''Wedy:''' Hey L, I was searching Higuchi's place like you asked me to and I found this weird black notebook in his safe... --> '''L:''' We're already aware of Higuchi's desire to be an artist; don't bother us again. * ItsAllAboutMe: --> '''Light:''' I can't take it anymore! --> '''L''': [[CrowningMomentOfFunny YOU can't take it anymore! You're not the one who had to stay up for five days straight watching lame camera footage of you reading inappropriate magazines from sixty different camera angles... because You wanted to break the law. So don't tell me you can't take it anymore, Light Yagami.]] * IronicEchoCut --> '''Namikawa:''' "Anyway... don't worry, we bribed the police into not trying to catch Kira. There's '''''no way''''' that's going to tip them off that Kira is involved with our business." --> ''(fade into next scene)'' --> '''Light:''' "So Kira is involved with their business..." ** And again in that episode: --> '''Soichiro''': "Like it or not, you cannot both pursue Kira and be a member of the police anymore." --> '''Matsuda''': "What makes you say that?" --> ''(flashback)'' --> '''F.B.I. Director:''' "Like it or not, you cannot both pursue Kira and be a member of the police anymore." * [[{{ptitlejp0jqu9k}} It's Not You, It's Me]] - "That's right, [Ryuk] we're breaking up." * ItCameFromTheFridge - L offers Light his spoiling cake. * ItTastesLikeFeet * JerkAss - L -->'''L:''' (to Aizawa) No one's making you stay. Whatever phrasing you want to use... run, scoot, skedaddle... just go. -->'''Watari:''' Sir, might I make a suggestion... How about "Piss off!" -->'''L:''' Ooh yeah. I really like that one. Piss off! * KaraokeBox - L singing "[[RickRoll Never Gonna Give You Up]]" through the voice synthesizer * KnightTemplarBigBrother – Light acts this way towards Misa. -->'''Light:''' But they're [[CorruptCorporateExecutive businessmen!]] They might... I don't know... give her a papercut or something! * LampshadeHanging * LegitimateBusinessmensSocialClub * LookBehindYou – Lookout a [[EverythingsWorseWithBears BEAR!]] * {{Lunacy}} - Full moon? * ManOfAThousandVoices * MattressTagGag * MostDefinitelyNotAVillain - "You'll be hearing from Kira... uh my lawyer, her name is Kira." ** Higuchi takes it UpToEleven --> '''Higuchi''': "It's like I said last time: Kira can kill people with a magical notebook, but he can't do the impossible." --> '''Midou''': "Wait, magical notebook?" --> '''Higuchi''': "[[CrowningMomentOfFunny Nooooot it. No tagbacks.]]" * MotorMouth - ''[[LoudOfWar Now I just have to endure a week of Ryuk without being able to respond to him...]]'' * MurderIsTheBestSolution * MyFriendsAndZoidberg - The Yotsuba guys are having a party... and Higuchi isn't invited. * MysteriousPast - "Wait, you actually have a past?" * NationalStereotypes * NegativeContinuity - Characters' awareness of Shinigami for the sake of gags. * NoFourthWall * NoMedicationForMe * NotListeningToMeAreYou -->'''Kida:''' I really need someone to talk to. My cat died and my wife left me and took the kids and she gave me AIDS... -->'''Aiber:''' That's cool. Oh by the way, did you know Misa might be the Second Kira? -->Also: -->'''Light:''' Misa, Higuchi is dangerous! I forbid you from seeing again- -->'''Misa:''' Okay, I'm off to see Higuchi, bye! -->''{{Beat}}'' -->'''Light:''' ...I hate women. -->'''L:''' [[TransparentCloset I'm pretty sure that was already understood, Light.]] * TheNotSecret - 1) that Light is Kira. 2) that Light is lusting after L. * NotWhatItLooksLike * OhCrap - "Matsuda just pushed the "oh shit" button on his belt." * OnSecondThought * OutOfCharacter * PingPongNaivete * PoorCommunicationKills - --> '''Light:''' Now no matter what, you can't kill him unless I give the order. [++ '''''No matter what!'''''++ ] You understand me? --> '''Rem:''' No. * ThePowerOfActing - -->'''Souichiro:''' "[[InsecurityCamera Aiber didn't set off any either. What did he do,]] ''[[InsecurityCamera talk]]'' [[InsecurityCamera his way through the alarms?]]" -->'''Aiber:''' "Yes. Yes I did." -->''(flashback)'' -->'''Security AI:''' "Sorry sir, but I can't let you through. " -->'''Aiber:''' "Uh... but I'm Kira!" -->'''Security AI:''' "[[AIIsACrapShoot Oh, then sure, go ahead,]] [[TheGuardsMustBeCrazy handcuffs are in the lobby.]]" * PunchAWall * RealMenWearPink - "Hey guys, how was dance class?" * RedShirt - Ukita "Just go... No one cares." * RelaxOVision - Subverted: We interrupt this episode of Fluffy Cuddly Bunny Pals to bring you another Kira video. * RickRoll * RuleOfFunny * RunningGag - [[EverythingsBetterWithBunnies Fluffy Cuddly Bunny Pals]]. Also "there's that UFO again!" ** Ukita getting inter-- ** "[[ScaryShinyGlasses Light coming from my eyes]] means that I'm [adjective]!" ** People calling Light [[http://www.youtube.com/user/xJerry64x Jerry]] * SarcasmMode * SchmuckBait - My name, once again is Lind L. Taylor. L-I-N-D L. T-A... [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial This is not a trap.]] ** ''The police gave us permission to play this video labled "Second Kira trap..."'' * SelectiveObliviousness - "Raye Penber entered the train station followed by someone who looks EXACTLY like the chief's son..." ** and -->'''L:''' I don't know how you'll take this Light, but your girlfriend is the Second Kira. -->'''Light:''' Why didn't she tell me?! * SelfDeprecation - "We shouldn't be just sitting around eating cake or making abridged series! None of those things are productive!" * ShapedLikeItself - "Light's smug face is smug." * SheIsNotMyGirlfriend - "this is my uh... cousin Matsui." * ShooOutTheClowns * ShoutOut - Series/{{Jeopardy}}, {{Pokemon}}, WorldOfWarcraft, ForrestGump, HarryPotter, and Matsuda tries to go [[DragonBallZ Super Saiyan]]. * SingleIssuePsychosis - "...and that's how I developed my fear of baked products." * TheSlacker - the entire investigation team plays excessive amounts of WoW. -->'''Light:''' Ryuuzaki, are criminals still dying? -->'''L:''' Huh? Why should I be checking that? I caught you already. * SlowLoadingInternetImage * SmiteMeOhMightySmiter -->'''L:''' If there is a God, he totally hates me. -->'''Light:''' Damn straight I do. * SomebodyElsesProblem: "And in this footage you can see various pedestrians that clearly don't give a $#!t that somebody near them just collapsed and died." * SoundEffectBleep * SpySpeak- EpicFail: --> '''Light:''' Now I just have to subtly fit the phrase "get rid of it" into conversation the next time L talks to me. -->''[[CoolAndUnusualPunishment One month of confinement and Ryuk's endless whining later...]]'' --> '''L:''' Oh hey Light I forgot you were in there... --> '''Light:''' '''[+++ [[ThisIsSparta GET RID OF IT!!!!]] +++ ]''' * StalkerWithACrush * StepThreeProfit * StrawFeminist: Misa. --> '''Misa:''' Women can have penises just as good as men can! --> '''Rem:''' But then you would be male. --> '''Girl:''' Where are the f*king urinals?! * StupidSexyFlanders - --> '''Random Cop:''' Survey participants found that Watari is sexy painted in black. --> '''Matsuda:''' [[{{Squick}} Oh yeah, I would so do Watari.]] * SuspiciouslySpecificDenial - This is not a trap. ** Also: --> '''Ryuk:''' ...queer. --> '''Light:''' [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday Why does everyone keep calling me that?]] ** And: --> '''Matsuda:''' Keep walking... don't be suspicious... I'm not trespassing... ** Later, in that Episode: --> '''Higuchi:''' Look, Hatori, I'm not saying that I'm Kira or anything, but you're f***ed. * {{Synchronization}} – the magical handcuffs. * TakeThat - to various FridgeLogic problems of "the eye deal." ** "That's the first REAL deduction you?ve done this entire series!" ** On [[TheScrappy Misa]]: --> '''L:''' Watari, is she talking? --> '''Watari:''' [[PityTheKidnapper She never]] ''[[PityTheKidnapper stops]]'' [[PityTheKidnapper talking!]] --> '''L:'''... I see what you mean. Watari, ''please'' shut her up! ** On the way the plot itself is written: --> '''L:''' Well, if you haven't noticed this pattern by now, every time the plot goes stale, the writer just adds in another character. * TalkingToHimself: 1kids voices Ryuk, L, several minor characters, and Light for the first five episodes, and Salguy voices Soichiro, Aizawa, and Ukita * ThatCameOutWrong * ThisIsForEmphasisBitch * TimeForPlanB * TooMuchInformation - "LIGHT! ''Stop confessing!''" -->'''L:''' Oh and Chief, don't touch the box labeled "toys." * TookALevelInDumbass - everyone as part of the RuleOfFunny ** "What kind of a genius are you?" * TransparentCloset - Light: --> '''Sachiko:''' [[CrowningMomentOfFunny You can't]] ''[[CrowningMomentOfFunny BLAME]]'' [[CrowningMomentOfFunny us for thinking it...]] * TVGenius - L's psychic deduction when rescuing Matsuda. ** Lampshaded when planning to capture Higuchi: --> '''Light:''' We just have to be able to predict everyone else's thoughts. --> '''L:''' That hasn't stopped us before. * TheUnSmile - Creepy grin! * VitriolicBestBuds - [[{{Jerkass}} Light and Ryuk]] * VoiceOfTheLegion * TheVoiceless - Ukita, Mogi. * WarpedAesop: --> '''Souichiro:''' My son is not capable of being Kira! -->'''Light:''' [[TheUnfettered Not capable!? I thought you said I could do]] '''''[[TheUnfettered anything]]''''' [[TheUnfettered I put my mind to!]] * WithCatLikeTread: --> '''Mogi:''' MISA-MISA, THIS IS AN INFILTRATION MISSION, SO BE CAREFUL! --> '''Ooi:''' What's he talking about? --> '''Mogi:''' DON'T BLOW OUR COVER! (Am I forgetting anything?) OH YEAH, L WANTED ME TO TELL YOU THE BUG IS IN YOUR PURSE! BE SURE TO OPEN IT OR WE CAN'T HEAR YOU! * YesMan: -->'''Soichirou:''' Yes... yes... right... -->'''L:''' Chief, there’s no need to bring [[StrawmanPolitical politics]] into this... ---- !![[http://www.youtube.com/user/dogface701 Dogface701's series]] -->'''Light:''' [[SuicideAsComedy Ryuk, I don't get it. I didn't even write her name down yet.]] -->'''Ryuk:''' That was the most [[PrecisionFStrike f__ed]] up thing I've ever seen... [[EvenEvilHasStandards and I'm a Death God!]] Is another Death Note Abridged Series (7 episodes): This work provides examples of: ---- * TheAbridgedSeries - Obviously. * AbuseIsOkayWhenItIsFemaleOnMale - --> '''Ryuk:''' Whatever happened to that Yuri chick you were dating? ''Post-traumatic flashback effect'' --> '''Yuri:''' Flowers... and [++ NO CHOCOLATE!!!!++ ] ''end post-traumatic flashback'' --> '''Ryuk:''' Did you just piss yourself? --> '''Light:''' Shut up Ryuk! [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday At least I like women!]] * AbusiveParents - "Oh crap, she's drinking again!" -->'''Sachiko:''' I hope you get hit by a * [[SoundEffectBleep bleep]]* ing car you * [[SoundEffectBleep bleep]]* . -->'''Light:''' Love you too, mom. * AngryBlackMan – Aizawa * ArsonMurderAndJaywalking * BadLiar - both Light and L. * ButtMonkey - Light * ClusterFBomb - everyone, but especially Ryuk and the receptionist * ComedicSociopathy * ComicallyMissingThePoint: -->'''Chief Yagami:''' I'm Chief Yagami and this is my band of idiots. -->'''Matsuda:''' [[InsultMisfire Ha ha Mogi, he just called you an idiot.]] * DeadpanSnarker - Ryuk * DemocracyIsBad - -->'''Mr. Yagami:''' Anytime Matsuda says over three words we slap him, all in favor? -->'''Matsuda:''' Wait, that's not fair! *Slap* * DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment - "I'm going to be following you around until you die... or give away my notebook... or die." * DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything - "We thrust this hard pen upwards into this hole." * DomesticAbuse * DrivenToSuicide / SuicideAsComedy - see page quote. * {{Eagleland}} - AMERICA!!! * EpicFail - "Dude with that much ammo you could have robbed a freakin' mall! You're a sorry excuse for a criminal, you know that!" * EvenEvilHasStandards - "Litter? I should pistol-whip you for that!" * EvenTheGuysWantHim - --> '''Light''' (to Ryuk): [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial At least men]] [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday don't think I'm sexy.]] --> '''Aizawa:''' [[HypocriticalHumor I'm not gay but that Light Yagami is one fine piece of ass.]] * EverythingIsRacist * ExpositoryThemeTune – "I Want To Conquer the World" by BadReligion * FreudianExcuse - Light * GambitRoulette * [[GenkiGirl Genki Shinigami]] - [[MotorMouth Hey Light, Light! What ya' doin? How ya' doin? You know what I think, I think we should really go buy some apples...]] * GreenAesop - --> '''Ryuk:''' Oh, great idea, waste a whole sheet of paper on one name. Way to save the environment! Do you know how much paper costs in the Shinigami Realm... A LOT because [[FridgeLogic there are no]] [[PrecisionFStrike f_ing]] [[FridgeLogic trees!]] * HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday - Light, [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial quite often.]] * HypocriticalHumor / IResembleThatRemark: -->'''Ryuk:''' Hey Light, there's this big, ugly, scary lookin' guy following you. -->'''Light:''' Ryuk, for the last time I know you're there! -->'''Ryuk:''' No, not me! * InterruptingMeme - the "WTF boom." * IntoxicationEnsues – L * IsThisThingStillOn * LadyDrunk - Sachiko Yagami * LinkinPark -the opening is "Breaking the Habit" * LogicBomb - "The doctor said it's physically impossible for me to ever have a heart attack." * LoveMartyr - Light. * MindRape * MoodDissonance * MushroomSamba - --> '''L:''' I'm so high right now, I'm having YOUR hallucinations. * NationalStereotypingTropes – Everyone here who is not Japanese is retarded. * NoFourthWall - --> '''Light:''' You see how long I have? --> '''Ryuk:''' Yep! [[color:red: * Shinigami vision* ]] '''[[color:red: Light Yagami- 37 episodes]]''' * NoSuchThingAsWizardJesus - [[SarcasmMode "Yes Light,]] '''''[[SarcasmMode Jesus]]''''' [[SarcasmMode owned a Death Note."]] * NoSympathy: -->'''Raye Penber:''' I'm dying! Somebody help me! -->'''Random Pedestrian 1:''' [[{{Wangst}} Shut up]] {{Emo}}! -->'''Random Pedestrian 2:''' [[SomebodyElsesProblem We have problems too, you know.]] * NotNowKiddo - -->'''Mogi:''' We have determined that Kira is your son, Light, and he's killing with a magical notebook. -->'''Souichiro:''' Not now, Mogi. The adults are talking. ** Later when introducing themselves: -->'''Mogi:''' Hi my name is Mogi and Kira is Light Yagami. -->'''L:''' That's not a fun fact Mogi. * OnlySaneMan - Mogi * OtherStockPhrases: -->'''Ryuk:''' ...told you s- -->'''Light:''' DON'T SAY ANYTHING... * PredatoryBusiness – restock on DeathNote Death Paper at Walmart at low low prices! * RealMenWearPink - Ryuk "Ladies love hearts" * RevengeByProxy - [[OverlyLongGag You got a dog? It's dead. A bird? It's dead...]] * ShoutOut - Ryuk is introduced to the music from NightmareBeforeChristmas, Light and Ryuk watch BeavisAndButthead... and [[TheDarkKnight "Why so serious?"]], L is introduced to "[[FinalFantasyVII One Winged Angel]]" and apparently Ukita is [[{{Eminem}} Slim Shady]]. * SideKick - -->'''Light:''' ...and that, Sayu, is how I kill people. -->'''Sayu:''' Awesome! Can I have a DeathNote too? -->'''Light:''' [[NeverBeAHero No, you ignorant child. And if you ever get kidnapped by a gay blonde man, I will kill you.]] * SoundEffectBleep - [[OverlyLongGag Putting The]] [[ClusterFBomb Osbornes to shame.]] * TheStoner - L. ** Sayu bribes Light with [[HouseMD Vicoden.]] * SurroundedByIdiots * SuspiciouslySpecificDenial * TakeThat -to FourKidsEntertainment... --> '''Crack addict:''' You're right! I won't steal anymore because stealing is morally wrong. Do you want to be my friend because friendship is teh best... * TemptingFate: --> '''Light:''' ...the only way this day could get any worse is if an evil notebook fell from the sky! * ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill - "If anyone attempts to force the drawer open it ignites the C-4 under the desk which [[NukeEm sets off the atom bomb]] under the house killing everyone within a 50 mile radius." * TimeForPlanB * TookALevelInDumbass - everyone. * TooSpicyForYogSothoth -->'''L:''' There are too many people here. Everyone that's ever been abducted by aliens... leave... -->'''Soichiro:''' I thought for sure the aliens would have taken you, Matsuda. -->'''Matsuda:''' * Sniff* They didn't want me. * TransparentCloset - Ryuk. * UnusualEuphemism - "I have to go smoke some actors." * WeCouldHaveAvoidedAllThis * WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome - a Killing Montage to Music/{{Metallica}} "Seek and Destroy"! Rock on! ** "Shit, I forgot how to open a door" * cue [[StarWars Duel of the Fates]]* * WithCatlikeTread - [+ "DON'T WORRY I HAVE A PLAN!!!"+ ] ** "But hey, [[EvilGloating be sure to stand there and gloat while he's dying,]] because surely there are no surveillance cameras [[IdiotBall IN A PUBLIC SUBWAY!]]" * {{Yandere}} - Yuri, the girl Light takes to Spaceland. ---- !![[http://deathnoteabridged.blip.tv/ StackedSugarCubes' Series]] -->'''Ryuk:''' That hat looks really stupid on you. -->'''Light:''' Shut up. I'm trying to look nonchalant. -->'''Ryuk:''' Nonchalant equals [[EvilCostumeSwitch knit cap]]? -->'''Light:''' I thought it'd make me look less like a criminal. -->'''Ryuk:''' [[LampshadeHanging You thought wrong.]] -->'''Light:''' Shh. [[LeaningOntheFurniture I'm leaning.]] Currently five episodes long--with one special Halloween episode--this series includes examples of: ---- * TheAbridgedSeries - [[RunningGag Spluh.]] * ActionHero - Raye Penber * AskAStupidQuestion - --> '''L:''' If I wanted to hear stupid questions from stupid people I'd call on Matsuda. * {{Bishonen}} - Lind L Tailor and his pretty hair. * BlackAndGrayMorality - It is still DeathNote, after all. * BuffySpeak * ButtMonkey - Matsuda. Poor, stupid Matsuda. * CaptainObvious - "This gun is for shooting people!" * ComicallyMissingThePoint: --> '''L:''' Matsuda, your stupidity never ceases to amaze me. --> '''Matsuda:''' [[InsultBackfire I got a compliment!]] * ConspicuousTrenchcoat - Watari "Is he going to flash us?" * ContemplateOurNavels - --> '''Light:''' Would this make me a murderer? Why, yes, yes it would. ** and --> '''L:''' I do exist unless you want to get into all that Existentialist stuff, which I don't. * CrossDressingVoices - L, Matsuda, and the bus-jacker are done by a girl, and Sayu is done by a guy. * ADarkerMe - "check out my MySpace page and BOOM internet shrines to me!" * DidIJustSayThatOutLoud - --> '''Light:''' [[FreudianSlipperySlope Dammit! I knew one day he'd be onto me I mean on top of me I mean...]] --> '''L:''' You're saying this out loud... and it's turning me on. * EverybodyHatesMathematics - Or at least Light does. * EveryoneIsGay * EvilCostumeSwitch - see page quote * FoeYay - No small amount between L and Light. * GreenAesop - "Time to return you to your natural habitat." ** "What a waste of paper! He'd be just as dead if you write it small!" *** "I'll pick it up; I love helping our mother Earth!" * HardWorkMontage - Well, more or less... * HatesBeingTouched - Light * HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood - L * HoYay - Lots. Light with Ryuk, Lind L. Tailor, and Raye Penber. The crack addict and Ryuk, Matsuda and Souichiro, L and the entire Taskforce. --> '''Light:''' Ew. I think I found my dad's gay porn stash. --> '''Ryuk:''' From that little number you're wearing I thought you'd be into that sort of thing. * HypocriticalHumor - "Good call. I was getting a serial killer vibe off of that guy." * ICantBelieveItsNotHeroin - "Are we making meth?" * IWantGrandkids - Ryuk, bafflingly enough, wants them from Light. * JerkAss - L, "he really is a douche!" * KarmaHoudini "You're telling me I can kill as many people as I want and I won't go to hell?" * TheKillerInMe - "I guess that does explain why I keep waking up with my hands covered in blood." * LeaningOnTheFurniture - see page quote. * {{Leitmotif}} - [[TheBeatles "Maxwell's Silver Hammer."]] * MoralMyopia - --> '''Ryuk:''' If you do that, you'll be the only bastard left. --> '''Light:''' Yep! * MostDefinitelyNotAVillain - [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial "I'm not Kira."]] * NoSenseOfPersonalSpace - Ryuk, Yuri * NotListeningToMeAreYou - Light and his mother * RapeIsFunnyWhenItIsMaleOnMale - "He died as he lived- on his knees in the men's room." * ShoutOut - Light kills Frankenstein's monster. Also "''Now'' do you know the first rule of ''FightClub''?" "Those files are in another castle..." and "Nietzsche was right! To understand humanity morality must be broken down!" [[{{ptitleh3elkyxdypyw}} "I'm afraid I can’t do that Dave."]] * SoundtrackDissonance - --> '''Ryuk:''' [[LampshadeHanging I love 80s pop!]] * StayInTheKitchen - Raye (to Naomi) "You need to go in the kitchen and make my babies!" * StepfordSmiler - "Yeah, that was close enough to human emotion..." * StrangeMindsThinkAlike - --> '''L:''' [[HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood ...just like all those guys in high school who'd push me in the shower... I'm not a woman Scott Johnson!]] --> '''Light:''' L will start to sweat... and then he'll have to take a shower... * SummationGathering - "[[CaptainObvious Someone in this very room is the murderer!]]" * TakeThat - "The Green Movement was a fad!" * TedBaxter - L "this is clearly a direct challenge to me because he knows how AWESOME I am." * ThisIsForEmphasisBitch * TransparentCloset - Light "I told you, I'm not gay!" --> '''Ryuk:''' A date? With a girl? How out of character! * TheUnintelligible - L's voice scramble thing * ValleyGirl * WrongGenreSavvy - Yuri (Spaceland girl) * YankTheDogsChain - "Now feel free to live out the rest of your life in peace with your family... [[YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness PSYCH!!!]]" * YoureInsane - "You're a crazy person." * YourCheatingHeart - several background characters seem to have this going on. ---- !![[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqU1D-0793Q&annotation_id=annotation_655009=iv cheftoniFTW's Series]] -->'''SadistTeacher:''' Okay class, today we'll be learning about TheSpanishInquisition. Now TheSpanishInquisition [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything was mass murder led by religious fanatics that wished to cleanse the world of those they considered evil...]] Currently five episodes long this work provides examples of: ---- * TheAbridgedSeries - [[OverlyLongGag Take a fucking guess.]] * TheAloner - "Light! You're alive! You've been locked up in your room all these years!" * AttentionDeficitOohShiny * BlackComedy * BullyingADragon - --> '''SadistTeacher #2:''' I ''so'' love abusing power! --> '''Light:''' What did you say your name was again? * BurnTheWitch * DestinationDefenestration * DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything - see page quote * DudeWheresMyRespect - -->'''Light:''' The Death Note works?! That means... I could revolutionize the world! I could save the innocent and rid the world of evil I could make this world... -->'''Sachiko:''' Light! Could you go to the store for me? -->'''Light:''' Dammit mom, epiphany time means alone time! -->'''Sachiko:''' Don't forget the milk! * EvilLaugh - very well done too... * FridgeLogic - on the desk DeathTrap * FunWithSubtitles / {{Mondegreen}} for the OminousLatinChanting * FutureMeScaresMe * GenreBlind - Raye Penber. "Wait, killing by means other than a heart attack? Naomi, that's just DUMB!" * HeroicSociopath - Light * HighlyVisibleNinja - Ryuk * {{Irony}} - {{Lampshaded}} --> '''Ryuk:''' Oh... my... God... Wow seriously, I never would have guessed that the freakin' ''Chief of Police'' is your dad! Woah, talk about irony. I mean you've got a notebook that freakin' ''kills'' people just by writing their names down inside it and he's out there all day, ''hunting'' you... -->'''Light:''' Uh huh... -->'''Ryuk:''' You know what, I'm just going to walk up to your dad, throw your notebook at him and see what happens... * JerkAss - Raye Penber * KillYouLast * LonersAreFreaks * MeddlingParents * MindScrew - [[spoiler: Cousin Tom the ugly crook is future!Light and Ryuk is future!Tom, maybe???]] * MyFutureSelfAndMe * PaperThinDisguise - "[[WigDressAccent Yo soy Pedro!]]" * TheProfiler - -->'''L:''' Kira is a student... male... and a disgruntled individual. -->'''Souichiro:''' * Gasp!* ''[[RunningGag Just like Light!]]'' * RedShirt - Light's [[SadistTeacher Sadist Teachers]] * RickRoll * ShoutOut - Let's see we got TheSpanishInquisition ([[MontyPythonsFlyingCircus wasn't expecting that...]]), [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} Aperture Science]], [[TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy 42]], [[DragonBallZ It's Over 9000!]], [[TheSixthSense "I see dead people!"]], JusticeLeague, PrinceOfTennis, Film/DieHard, and the shinigami all play DungeonsAndDragons and [[DrDemento cast Magic Missile at the Darkness.]] * SuspiciouslyAproposMusic * TemporalParadox - Cousin Tom [[spoiler: Light?? Ryuk???]] went back in time and killed himself. * ThisIsForEmphasisBitch * TokyoIsTheCenterOfTheUniverse - the reason L deduces Kira is in Japan. * VerbalTic - [[EvilSoundsDeep Light's growl of annoyance.]] * VillainSong - ''Hmm hmm purging the world / purging the world...'' * WhosLaughingNow * WrongGenreSavvy - -->'''Light:''' I know what you are! -->'''Ryuk:''' Go on... [[SayMyName say it! What am I?!]] -->'''Light:''' A vampire! -->'''Ryuk:''' No... try again... -->'''Light:''' A leprechaun! -->'''Ryuk:''' [[SarcasmMode Oi yes I'm a freakin' leprechaun!]] [[{{Oireland}} Have ye seen]] [[OohMeAccentsSlipping me black Death Note-shaped marshmallow?]] No you moron, I'm a shinigami. ---- !![[http://www.youtube.com/user/BluRayDisk Death Note: Temporary Insanity by BluRayDisk]] --> '''L:''' ''[[AC: Sorry, I was building a gumdrop tower. What'd I miss?]]'' --> '''Watari:''' ''Well a bunch of people died. One of them wrote a letter, one of them drew a picture, and one of them ran to [=McDonald’s=]... that's not all...'' --> '''L:''' ''[[AC: [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Given this information I am unable to tell if the subject died of a heart attack caused by Kira, or by eating at [=McDonald’s=]; both are very likely.]]]]'' Something like six and a half episodes long. In which canon characterizations look ''sane'' by comparison. This work provides examples of: ---- * TheAbridgedSeries - But only to those who are worthy. [[BlatantLies Everyone else just sees random clips from the Portuguese dub of Wild Wild West.]] * AreYouPonderingWhatImPondering * AssholeVictim - {{Lampshaded}} * AxCrazy * BlackEyesOfEvil - Naomi * BreadEggsMilkSquick * ComedicSociopathy * CrazyJealousGuy - Ryuk * {{Crossdresser}} – several Shinigami. * DeadGuyJunior - in the Birth Note, below. * DealWithTheDevil * DemonicPossession - Naomi * DissonantLaughter * DissonantSerenity * [[EmoKid Emo Kids]] * EvenEvilHasStandards * ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin – the Rape Gang * GenderBlenderName - "They called me Kira because they think I'm a woman. ...Can't say I'm too happy about that." * GenreSavvy – "I should treasure these moments..." * AGodAmI – of course! * GodwinsLaw * HaveAGayOldTime - Heh heh [[YuriFan Yuri.]] * HearingVoices * HeterosexualLifePartners * HiddenEyes * HotSkittyOnWailordAction – [[http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk237/CoolYoyoddd/BirthnotePage.jpg the Birth Note]] * HoYay ** Ryuk/Light [[{{Scrubs}} It's Guy Love!]] -->'''Light:''' ...and then I wrote L a love letter. * HurricaneKick * IllKillYou * IncrediblyObviousTail * InsaneEqualsViolent * KickTheSonOfABitch * KnightTemplar * LaughingMad * {{Lunacy}} * MadnessMakeover – [[MindControlEyes glazed eyes]] from eating too many... * MonsterMisogyny – L * MushroomSamba - ...bathroom mushrooms! * NoYou - What Light's argument boils down to when accused of being "evil." * OurWerewolvesAreDifferent * PornStash * [[ThePasswordIsAlwaysSwordfish The Password Is]] [[SdrawkcabName Imagay]] * PerkyGoth - Ryuk shops at Hot Topic * SanitySlippage * ShoutOut – loads. * SpannerInTheWorks – "What does that say? I can't read Japanese!" * StrangeMindsThinkAlike * TakeOverTheWorld * VoiceOfTheLegion * [[WellExcuseMePrincess Well]] '''''[[WellExcuseMePrincess Excuse Me]]''''' [[WellExcuseMePrincess God of the New World]] * WhatIsEvil * {{Yandere}} – Ryuk towards Light ---- !![[http://www.youtube.com/user/Hikaripop#p/u/11/ZtfZ4H_8SgU Hikari Pop's Channel]] --> '''Ryuk and Light:''' No thanks... I'm much too busy staring at nothing... --> '''Voice Over:''' And thus our heroes found a common interest... 4 abridged episodes, as well as [[GagDub gag dubs]], [[YouTubePoop YouTube poops]] and [[FanVid FanVids]]... This work provides examples of: ---- * TheAbridgedSeries - [[CaptainObvious It's an abridged version of the popular anime Death Note.]] * ADateWithRosiePalms: "I'M STILL MASTURBATING!" ([[InfractionDistraction no he isn't...]]) ** DND XIV: "Don't call me in the restroom... I'm doing things..." --> '''Soichiro:''' "Holy shit! Turn it off!" --> '''L:''' "No." * AntiRoleModel - Light is a [[EscapistCharacter cool nerd]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial never to be looked up to by the audience.]] * ArbitrarySkepticism * AssholeVictim * AudioErotica: --->'''Light:''' "Tell you what, I'm going to molest you... with my vocal cords and make you have the multimate orgasm. That will make you want me." * BeautyEqualsGoodness – "Time to kill more ugly people... I mean criminals." * BerserkButton: Light goes into a rampage after Lind smiles at him. --> '''Light:''' I consider myself a very calm person........ AND HOW YOU MAKE FUN OF BRITNEY SPEARES!" ** Meanwhile: --> '''L:''' "I'm a strawberry." --> '''Light:''' "Doesn't that mean... you're a fruit?" --> '''L:''' "'''No.'''" (kicks in the face) * BigNo: --> '''Light:''' "You left your penis on the bus. --> '''Raye:''' "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" * {{Bishonen}} - "Nice hair but mine's prettier." --> '''Light:''' "How could I lose a beauty contest to Leonardo [=DiCaprio=]. WHATAREYOULOOKINGATYOUFUCKINGSHINIGAMI?!" * BiTheWay: Light. * BrokenRecord: "You put your right hand in. You put your right hand in." * CatchPhrase – "Most people wouldn’t X... BUT I WOULD!!!!" "DEATH TO THE UGGOS!!" * CloudCuckooLander: L. "Now put this strawberry to bed. Be careful. That's a sensitive strawberry." ** "Hey, I'm a strawberry." * CrazyJealousGuy - Ryuk * CrossDressingVoices * CurseCutShort: "The fu-bleeeeep" * EvilLaugh: In DND VII Light laughs a good twenty seconds. "You have no idea, do you? That I... am the ultimate dancer." * FailOSuckyName – "The Legend of * snicker* ''Kira'' the Savior." ** "WHAT KIND OF NAME IS LIND?! IT SOUNDS LIKE LINDA!" * FunnyForeigner: "These guys are terrible foreigners. They fail to have amusing accents." * GagDub: The "DND series" is an extreme version and is completely random compared to other works. * HehHehYouSaidX: Ryuk giggles at the word "fuck". * HeliumSpeech: The Helium Note Episode. --> '''Near:''' "No questions about why I sound like a hamster please." * HoYay – Ryuk/Light --> '''Light:''' "What do you mean... 'relationship'?" --> '''Ryuk:''' "I mean the... shinigami following the person with the Death Note until they die-" --> '''Light:''' "Yeah, sure, fag." ** "I hope you're not saying what you think I want to hear just to get some a[bleep]". ** "L, do you know Gods of Death love a[bleep]?" ** "GAY MENZ!" [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VJN5ThdB24&feature=relmfu]] ** Light/L [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq3AY-L_LHk&feature=channel_video_title]] --> '''Light:''' I can give it to you. --> '''L:''' "You know that really hurt." ** Light's English teacher "Marry me and have my babies!" and Light's friends want to play strip laser tag. * IgnoredEpiphany: -->'''L:''' Woah, maybe I should lay off the sugar for a while... ({{Beat}}) NAAAAAAAAAAH! * ImageBoard: "Why don't this porn load faster?! I'm gonna fuck 4chan for this!" * IShallTauntYou - "Kira is a retard! Nah nah nah nah nah!" * IncrediblyLamePun - "A serial rapist is on the loose and he's not just raping cereal anymore." * InformedAbility: --> '''Light:''' Oh yeah, the proof for the viewers that I'm very smart. --> '''Sachiko:''' (''reading test scores'') Oh my, you're very smart. --> '''Light:''' Yeah well, I'm going to go to my room and stare at [[ArtifactOfDoom a book.]] --> '''Sachiko:''' [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Good. That's what smart people do!]] * InsultBackfire - "...You say that like it's a bad thing." * JerkAss - L and Near. * LastRequest: --> "I have one last request. I want you to kill Peter Parker. And now I request for one more thing. Get the [bleep] out of my office, you damn bitch." * LethalChef – "Who put skulls in my soup bowl again!" ** [[ItCameFromTheFridge "Hey, Ryuk! Want my soup?]] [[NoodleIncident I promise I didn't put my boogers in it again!"]] * TheManInTheMirrorTalksBack - L's reflection in his tea tries to convince him that he should go on a murderous rampage and steal doughnuts. * MarriedToTheJob – "So you're going to spend all your time writing in the Death Note instead of having any kind of social life." * MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate: Dr Schorks, damn man never washes his hands! * MotorMouth: Ryuk at the end of episode three. * TheMovie * PhraseCatcher: "Why you gotta be a nerd?" * PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy: Watari speaks like a stereotypical black man... Mother'fo. * RapeAsComedy: "Rape is bad when ugly people do it." * ScreamsLikeALittleGirl: Matsuda. * [[SeriousBusiness SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!!]]: Killing ugly people is serious business. * ShamelessSelfPromoter – --> '''Ryuk:''' I saw you [Light], you made that website yourself! * ShoutOut – to {{Holes}}, TheExorcist, DesperateHousewives, and MissionImpossible. The exclamation mark sound from MetalGearSolid is also used. And tons more here: [[http://www.youtube.com/user/Hikaripop#p/u/48/ArB6RbuR6Is]] * SmartPeoplePlayChess * StraightGay: Light (he's bisexual). After Ryuk tells him he's being stalked he first asked if it was his ex-boyfriend. He still refers to Ryuk as a "fag" though. * TedBaxter – Light * TextbookHumor: "If one guy gives you a beer, okay and you’ve already had two beers then what are the odds you’ll get drunk off your ass?" * ThisIsForEmphasisBitch * TokyoIsTheCenterOfTheUniverse: Justified, L says Kira has to be in Japan because of their hairstyles and giant robots. * TooDumbToLive: Raye lampshades and points out every single hole in his plan in incredible detail. Still does everything wrong though. * TotallyRadical: "Hamsters are pimpin'." * ThisTropeIsBleep: Zigzags continuously. * TheUnintelligible – L's voice filter. * ViolationOfCommonSense * VitriolicBestBuds – Light and Ryuk * WarpThatAesop: "[[AnAesop This teaches us all a valuable lesson]]—[[NoYay rape is undesirable when ugly people are doing it.]]" * WithCatLikeTread - Raye Penber stalks Light while loudly humming the ''MissionImpossible'' theme. * YaoiFangirl: A group of them are discussing fanfiction in the first episode. * YouAreNotAlone - --> '''Ryuk:''' Death Gods are lazy. We just kill people so we don’t die! We don't serve any purpose! --> '''Light:''' Ahh. I think you Shinigami are very special, Ryuk. --> '''Ryuk:''' Really? --> '''Light:''' Yeah. Too bad you guys are all ugly as fuck. * YourMom: --> '''Mello:''' (to somebody else) "When are you gonna die?!" --> '''Near:''' "Your mum." --> '''Everybody:''' "..." !![[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiOZmFLihlg TioH and Dargonakis's Series]] -->'''Soichiro:''' We caught Kira! -->'''NPA Investigation Team:''' GASP! -->'''Soichiro:''' Oh, my mistake. What I meant to say was, we ''haven't'' caught Kira. An early abridged series pre-dating even Team Dattlebayo. Sadly, it was not only cancelled, but the videos were removed. The link above actually goes to the first of a two-video compilation a fan put together of what they perceive to be the best scenes. (In addition the full first two episodes can be watched [[http://www.dailymotion.com/TiohDNA here]]). The concept of this series was mainly the same as the original manga and anime...except that Light was notably...less intelligent, although considering that everybody else was also dumbed down, that really didn't increase his chances of getting caught. This work provides examples of: ---- * TheAbridgedSeries - You know what, you should know this crap by now. I'm not explaining it to you again. * AttentionDeficitOohShiny -- Ryuk * AudienceMurmurs * BadLiar -- Light to the point where he blurts out the fact that he's Kira to his father. His father being [[CloudCuckooLander the way he is]] promptly forgets about it. * BigBrotherAttraction -- Sayu, who isn't particularly subtle about it. * BigNo * BlahBlahBlah * ButWaitTheresMore * CatchPhrase - When life gives you DeathNote, make justice! * CloudCuckooLander -- Chief Yagami -->'''Chief Yagami:''' We're splitting into teams of two to get to L -->'''Matsuda:''' Why? -->'''Chief Yagami:''' Because...it only takes two...to tango. * [[CreepyChild Creepy Teen]] -- The reason why the dropped Death Note grabbed Light's attention is that he initially mistook it for a dead bird and hoped that he would have a corpse to... do ''something'' with. -->'''Light:''' Yes! It's corpse time! * CrossdressingVoices * CryingWolf * DisproportionateRetribution -- Light mainly wants to kill Raye because he doesn't like his theme music. * EmoKid - ''[[LinkinPark "CRRRAAAWWWWWWLLLIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGG INNNNNNN MYYYYY SKIIIIIIIINNNNN!!!]]'' * {{Foreshadowing}} -->'''Light:''' Makes about as much sense as playing tennis with your eternal rival. *** Subverted due to this series ending before getting to the tennis scene. * [[GenkiGirl Genki Shinigami]] * HiddenDepths -- Turns out that novel Ryuk caught Light reading when they first met was written by [[spoiler:Raye Penber]]. * InspectorJavert -- Aizawa. He won't rest until he's caught the Masked baron! * JerkAss -- L * KeepCirculatingTheTapes * KnowNothingKnowItAll * LoudOfWar - "Hey Light, did you know this song has a dance mix?" ** [[MotorMouth "You know what would cheer you up, me telling you everything that I like!"]] * MarriedToTheJob - "Soc-ia-l life?" * MenDontCry * MostDefinitelyNotAVillain * MyGodWhatHaveIDone -- Light after he kills [[spoiler:Raye]] * TheNotSecret * NotSoDifferent -- Light and Raye * PokemonSpeak -- "Mogi Mogi Mogi Mogi Mogi Mogi Mogi Mogi Mogi Mogi" * ShipperOnDeck -- Ryuk thinks that [[BrotherSisterIncest Light and Sayu]] would make a good couple. * ShoutOut -- [[{{Naruto}} Believe It!]] ** The first encounter between L and Light is a shout out to IncredibleHulk ("KIRA ANGRY! KIRA KILL! KIRA WRITE!") ** One of the police / extras is [[FinalFantasyVII Vincent Valentine]]. ** [[KamehameHadoken KIRADOKEN!!!]] * SkewedPriorities -- Forget about Kira! Some ''sicko'' suggested that everyone in the Interpol meeting all have pumpkin pie for desert! * TakeThat -- to ThePolice * TedBaxter -- Light ** Just for clairification sake, Light's plan to hide the death note consists of [[spoiler:a lock. No rigged trap to destroy the evidence; just...a lock.]] He's especially proud of his trap because he had to go all the way to Home Depot just to get the parts (it's a huge store; he got lost) and then had to put it together via ''manual labor''. --> '''Ryuk:''' Errr... The key is still in it. --> '''Light:''' That's the genius of it, Ryuk! --> '''Ryuk:''' ... --> '''Light:''' I know, I know. I'm good. * TookALevelInDumbass - everyone! * TookALevelInJerkass -- Raye toward Naomi. Basically, the writers took his StayInTheKitchen attitude from the original and ran with it. !![[http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=DEBCC868724EAA19 kpts4tv, mac_sly56, and Arkonid's Series]] -->'''Light:''' I am... -->'''L:''' I am... -->'''Light & L:''' ...Team Co-Co!/Team Leno! -->'''Ryuk:''' Hey guys, I'm Team Edward! -->'''Light & L:''' Shut up... A new abridged series in the many DeathNote Abridged series. 1 season (14 episodes) has been made so far, including a parody music video. A 2nd season has begun and currently has 1 episode. This series focuses on Light and how he is trying to get rid of any famous celebrities that he doesn't like, primarily teen idols. Like the original anime, he is also trying to become god of a new world. Light and L are pretty much the only smart ones in the series, but the side characters have quite a few memorable moments. Even the creators of the show have a power struggle throughout the series. Oh, and Matsuda is [[LandDownunder Australian]]. This work provides examples of: ---- * TheAbridgedSeries - Oh all right, but only because you're cute. * AttentionDeficitOohShiny - -->'''Ryuk:''' ...now what you need to know about the Shinigami eye deal is... -->'''Light:''' (thinking) ''...shoes... I need to get shoes...'' * BadLiar - -->'''Light:''' No one is listening to you, Ryuk. -->'''Sayu:''' What does Ryuk mean? -->'''Light:''' Uh, It's my new name for you. It means [[{{Kesha}} Ke$ha]] in Japanese. * BlackComedy - -->'''Ryuk:''' But you just slaughtered fifteen people, and then laughed about it! -->'''Light:''' Yeah ... good times ... [[{{EvilLaugh}} hahahaha]]. * CaughtWithYourPantsDown: When L beams everyone up, Soichiro complains about this. ** Also, L informs Light that he has done this. Later, Light shouts out "You did not catch me with my pants down!" when meeting L. * ComicallyMissingThePoint: DaChief -->'''Matsuda:''' Chief, doesn't your son use a computer? -->'''Chief:''' I don't understand what you're saying. -->'''Matsuda:''' Chief, your son might be Kira. -->'''Chief:''' I still don't understand what you're saying. * CrazyJealousGuy - Ryuk * CrossDressingVoices - Naomi has an overly masculine voice. * DaChief * EverybodyHatesMathematics – "[[ArtifactOfDeath No, it's not an Advanced Calculus book... it's far too merciful...]]" * EvilLaugh * {{Foreshadowing}} * HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood: "I was only seven! Beyond Birthday NOOOOOOOOOO!" * HoYay - -->'''Ryuk''' (to Light): I just noticed how [[WhatBeautifulEyes pretty your eyes are.]] * MotorMouth - Naomi * NegativeContinuity - "I thought I got rid of you." * OneOfUs – -->'''Raye Penber:''' So far all I have is from TvTropes. * PornStash - on DaChief's computer * RunningGag – "Heh heh. [[FailOSuckyName Glitter.]]" * SarcasmMode * SexChangesEverything - -->'''[[BedmateReveal Ryuk]]''' (to brooding Light): [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Did you want to talk about it?]] * ShoutOut - to ''{{Pokemon}}'' , ''ShamanKing'', ''FistOfTheNorthStar'', ''TheLionKing'', ''InspectorGadget'', ''StarTrek'', ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'', ''JusticeLeague'', ''{{Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series}}'', and the theme song is [[Series/DoctorWho "I Can't Decide."]] ** "Ooh Mad Libs!" * TakeThatAudience * TalkingToThemself * TemptingFate - --> '''Naomi:''' [[spoiler: [[LaserGuidedKarma You really need to die at the end of this series.]]]] -->'''Light:''' Yeah, like that would ever happen. * ToiletHumor * TooMuchInformation * TransparentCloset – Light: "Raye Penber, I couldn't help but notice....''* sniff* '' your hair smells like strawberries." ** And then there's the [[http://www.youtube.com/user/kpts4tv#p/u/1/6fu2nykadfY Music Video]]. (Warning: severe [[AutoTune AutoTune]] ahoy) -->'''Light:''' *looking at porn* Oh, that girl's got a pretty ... face ... OH, check out that hot guy in the backgroun-uh, I mean, check out those classifed files in the background ... -->'''Ryuk:''' [[CaptainObvious Gay.]] ** As L comments, "It's very creative how you dot your 'i's with hearts." * TheUnintelligible - Ukita, but for the grace of [[FunWithSubtitles subtitles]]. * UnusualEuphemism - Apples. * YourMom ----
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''DeathNote'' is quite a popular (and arguably ''the'' most popular) subject for AbridgedSeries. This page is for any notable ones. ---- !![[http://www.youtube.com/user/teamdn?blend=1&ob=4 Team Dattebayo's series]] ---> '''L:''' ''I believe Kira's in Japan, so I'll be asking for your assistance.'' ---> '''Soichiro:''' ''And why Japan?'' ---> '''L:''' ''Because all anime characters come from Japan. Don't be a stupid asshole.'' A popular ''DeathNote'' AbridgedSeries was created by Team Dattebayo. It features popular abridgers such as {{Lanipator}} and {{hbi2k}} in some of their episodes. One of the Voice Actors was even featured in an episode of Hbi2k's ''[[GantzAbridged Gantz The Abridged Series]]''. In this series, rather than trying to kill all the criminals in the world, Light is killing off other anime characters, in order to become the most popular. Meanwhile, the taskforce thinks Matsuda is Kira. This work provides examples of: ---- * TheAbridgedSeries - Of course. * AbuseIsOkayWhenItIsFemaleOnMale - "Aizawa, your wife hits you? This is serious." Actually, this seems more like an subversion to this trope because when Mr. Yagami said the previous quote, he sounded concerned about Aizawa. Also, none of the abuse Aizawa gets from his wife is portrayed as comedic or justified. It's pretty obvious that she's not a nice person, especially when she verbally abuses him in front of their children. Furthermore, Aizawa uses the "She hits me because she loves me/it's my fault" excuse that people in abusive relationships often use. * AbusiveParents: "I should wring your neck right here and now!" * BadBoss: Light is really mean to Rem. * BasementDweller: L ("You mean this isn't just a clever ruse to get us to hang out with you?"), Matsuda ("Dammit Mom, I'm 25, I'll come home when I feel like it!"). * BerserkButton: "We're out of cake." * BetterAsFriends: -->'''Rem''' (to Gelus): I think we should just be friends. * BigBadFriend: -->'''L:''' [[IfYouEverDoAnythingToHurtHer This is for locking up]] [[HorribleJudgeOfCharacter [Light] my buddy!"]] * BullyingADragon: -->'''Matsuda:''' Heh, look at him, pretending not to be Kira. [[YourHeadAsplode He's probably trying to kill me with his mind, right now.]] * ButtMonkey - Matsuda * CaptainObvious - "Fun Fact: The Death Note can be used to kill people!" * ChristmasSpecial * ComedicSociopathy: --> '''L:''' Hey Light, you all right? We remembered to feed him, right guys? * CosmopolitanCouncil - "We're really doing the Coalition of Evil thing?" * CoughSnarkCough --> '''L:''' ''(to Light)'' * cough* "last night" * cough* * CutAndPasteTranslation * DisproportionateRetribution - Light and Misa don't want to go to [=McDonald's=] with Soichiro, so he decides to shoot them. * DirtyOldMan - Watari, the joke about tying Misa up. * DomesticAbuse: --> '''Ryuk:''' [[FreudianExcuse Dude no wonder you have so many problems.]] --> '''Light:''' * [[LaughingMad Heh]],* [[StepfordSmiler What problems?]] * EvenEvilHasStandards: -->'''Ryuk''' (to Light): You're a monster, you know that? * FakingTheDead - the SmashToBlack CliffHanger * FetishFuel - [[ChainedHeat "I'm starting to think you want this?!]] [[CrowningMomentOfFunny My boyfriend is GAY!"]] * ForgottenFallenFriend - "Who's Ukita?" ** Invoked by L in the very episode in which Ukita died: --> '''L''' [''to Aizawa'']: Ukita died two minutes ago. You need to move on. * FunTShirt: [[PetTheDog Light bought Ryuk a t-shirt at Spaceland.]] * GilliganCut: -->'''Souichiro:''' You bastards'll never bring me down! (cut to confinement scene)... shit. * GoodNewsBadNews - "The bad news is I spent all our savings on a Game Station 3 the good new is [[MadDoctor I sold our daughter into medical experimentation so we don't have to clear out of the house.]]" * HeroicSociopath - Light * HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood - --> '''L:''' Mello, what are you doing out of the basement?! * HoYay: --> '''Ryuk''' (to Light): WTH? It was supposed to be our special day! ** Also [[FoeYay Light and L]]. * ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy: Soichiro shoots Light in his face at point-blank range and still manages to miss. --> '''Light:''' It's OK, dad. The important thing is you tried. * InsufferableGenius: Light certainly has the attitude. --> '''Ryuk:''' Is this really the best idea? Burrying the notebook in the forest? --> '''Light:''' Of course it's the best idea, or I wouldn't have had it. * InsultBackfire: Kind of. --> '''Light:''' What are you, are you a detective?! Or are you just a faggot? --> '''L:''' [[HoYay Why do I have to choose?]] * IResembleThatRemark - "I have diabetes... I have scoliosis... [[MeddlingParents Don't tell me how to live my life."]] * IWasToldThereWouldBeCake * ItDoesntMeanAnything * ItMeantSomethingToMe * JerkAss - like, everyone. * KleptomaniacHero --> '''Matsuda:''' Can I have my phone back, please? --> '''L:''' I think you know the answer to that. * LampshadeHanging: [[TomeOfEldritchLore "Is burying the book]] [[TheLostWoods in the woods]] [[EvilDead really the best idea?"]] * LeftForDead: Watari * {{Leitmotif}}: [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Ryuk has]] ''[[MichaelJackson Thriller]]''. [[{{Rocky}} Aizawa has his own theme song too.]] * LethalChef: "The mold gives it flavour!" * LikeIsLikeAComma: Lind L. Taylor speaks like this. --> '''Taylor''' (''while having a heart attack''): Urgh, like, oh no! * TheMasochismTango - Light and L. * {{Mockumentary}} * TheMole - Matsuda * MotorMouth - "Is he still talking?" * MurphysBullet - "You missed?" * MySisterIsOffLimits - --> '''L:''' Oh it was just Matsuda, something about jackhammering your sister, know anything about that? --> '''Light:''' What the [[PrecisionFStrike fuck!]] [++ [[KnightTemplarBigBrother I'LL KILL THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!]]++] --> '''Matsuda:''' [[OhCrap Oh boy.]] * NationalStereotypes * NeverLearnedToRead - Mogi. * NoFourthWall - Kira is killing other anime characters. * NoSympathy * NoodleIncident - whatever Ryuk did to get them banned from Spaceland. * NotNowKiddo - "Not now Misa, the adults are talking." * OffingTheOffspring * OohMeAccentsSlipping - [[LandDownUnder Ukita's fake Australian accent.]] * OutOfCharacter * PersonaNonGrata: From Spaceland. * PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy - Mello in the ChristmasSpecial * PrisonRape * PuppyDogEyes: Misa ("PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!") * RapeAsComedy * RelationshipUpgrade - Light and L, episode 14 the innuendo becomes explicit. * RuleOfFunny * RunningGag: "Mike Gainer" * SadTimesMontage - for Aizawa. * ScareChord: at Misa's first appearance. * ScreamsLikeALittleGirl: Matsuda. * ShoutOut: LOADS... ''{{Digimon}}'', ''{{Naruto}}'', ''{{Yu-Gi-Oh}}'', ''Series/LawAndOrder'', ''DragonBallZ'', ''{{Pokemon}}'', ''MagicTheGathering'', ''GuitarHero'', ''{{Halo}}'', ''{{Batman}}'', ''StarWars'', ''TwentyFour'', ''{{Hellsing}}'', ''FullMetalAlchemist'', ''{{Bleach}}'', etc. various other anime... ** Don't forget about {{Gankutsuou}} ** Aizawa is listening to [[Music/{{Metallica}} "...And Justice for All"]] on his way to work. ** Subverted in episode 1. -->'''Ryuk:''' [[MemeticMutation This is]] [[ThreeHundred madness!]] -->'''Light:''' Madness? I'll tell you what's madness! [[LampshadeHanging I live in Japan, I speak in English, the Death Note's written in English, I write in Japanese?]] * SomebodyElsesProblem: "When I feel like it." seems to be L's general attitude. * StraightGay - Light and L. * SuicideAsComedy * SureWhyNot: --> '''Raye:''' OMG did you just kill that guy? --> '''Light:''' Uh... yeah... * SurroundedByIdiots * TakeThat- to FourKidsEntertainment: --> '''Raye:''' We're here to censor you. American kids can't handle all this killing. Let's see take out all the killings, rework the plot (that goes without saying), insert some friendship speeches... --> '''[[HeroicSociopath Light]]:''' [++ [[KickTheSonOfABitch GET ON THE TRAIN!!!]]++] ** and to the companies suspending YouTube accounts. * TastesLikeDiabetes: {{Lampshaded}} when Matsuda interrupts an AwLookTheyReallyDoLoveEachOther moment between Light and L. [[invoked]] * TortureCellar: "How are the detainees doing today?" * UnusualEuphemism * VitriolicBestBuds - Light and L. * TheVoiceless: Gelus * WhyCouldntYouBeDifferent * WhyDidYouMakeMeHitYou * YouDidEverythingYouCould - "[[OffingTheOffspring Uh... the important thing is you tried.]]" * YouAreGrounded - [[EasilyForgiven "Light! For being Kira, and squandering our family's reputation, you are GROUNDED mister."]] * YourMom ---- !![[http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=03389DC24AABE458 1KidsEntertainment's]] Series --> '''Light:''' ''Of course! [[BlatantLies I want to catch Kira as much as you do.]]'' --> '''L:''' ''I highly doubt that.'' Another Death Note Abridged Series, ''DeathNote: The Abridged Series'' by 1KidsEntertainment, is a pretty funny ongoing (so far 21 episodes and two holiday specials) series on YouTube. This work provides examples of: ---- * TheAbridgedSeries - Naturally. * AllGirlsWantBadBoys - Misa's motivation * AmbitionIsEvil * AmnesiacDissonance - subverted --> '''Light:''' Could I have been Kira before? I mean I do think that criminals deserve to die and killing them off would create a more perfect world where I could be a God... but that doesn't necessarily mean that I could be Kira... [[ItsProbablyNothing No definitely not...]] * AmusingInjuries * AndThereWasMuchRejoicing: when planning to have Higuchi kill Matsuda. --> '''Soichiro:''' At last, JUSTICE! --> '''Light:''' We have to make Higuchi want to kill Matsuda. --> '''L:''' That shouldn’t be hard. * AreWeThereYet - "Is Misa saved yet? How about now?" * AreYouPonderingWhatImPondering: "Bikes? In a show about death? What the hell?!" ** Also: -->'''Light:''' You're thinking I could become L and Kira at the same time... that I could eat unlimited candy and play with my bare feet while I kill people! It's '''''IDEAL!!!''''' * ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: [[CaptainObvious "Alright, we know that Kira can kill people,]] [[AGodAmI he thinks he's a god]] [[MemeticMutation and he may have a potato chip fetish."]] ** [[ImagineSpot L's revenge fantasy]] in the ChristmasSpecial which includes the violent deaths of Light, Souichiro, and Matsuda... and making Aizawa get a haircut. ** "A white tie? This is a crime against humanity!" * AttentionDeficitOohShiny: "Why are the buildings on the left moving further away?" --> '''Light:''' [[TourettesShitcockSyndrome Shut the hell up! I have Attention Deficit Disorder!]] * AwesomenessByAnalysis: Parodied when L is deciding his next move [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome against a cup of coffee.]] * BadBoss: L to Watari- "Don't do anything without my permission again, and that includes breathing." * BadLiar - Light (HilarityEnsues) * BadNewsIrrelevantNews * BasementDweller - Matsuda * {{Beat}}: -->'''L:''' I'm taking out the part where it says "you're free to kill L." -->'''Light:''' Really? I think it adds a sense of realism to it. -->'''L:''' It's definitely being taken out. -->{{Beat}} -->'''Light:''' ...Damn it. * BelligerentSexualTension - Light and L. * BerserkButton - [[ThisIsSparta "what did I say ABOUT EMO JOKES!"]] * BetterAsFriends: -->'''Light:''' It's not that I don't want to be more than just friends with L but I don't want to ruin our friendship, ya'know? -->'''Namikawa:''' Yeah, I know, I've been there. * BlackComedy * BlahBlahBlah * BlatantLies * BloodyHilarious: -->'''Matsuda:''' Criminals are dying again! Hurray! -->'''Souichiro:''' Awesome! Was there blood? Tell me there was blood! * ButtMonkey - [[RuleOfFunny EVERYONE!]] But [[TheDitz Matsuda]] and [[CallItKarma Light]] get special mention. --> '''Random Cop:''' There's been a lot of identity theft on WoW lately. Let's go Souichiro Yagami and Souichiro Yagami. --> '''Souichiro:''' Hold it right there! * BrainBleach * BrickJoke: Jaye Penber * BritishAccent: The Yotsuba members all have "snooty accents." Except for Higuchi. * CavalryBetrayal - "Sorry Light, you're on your own." * CanNotSpitItOut * CaptainObvious - [[OverlyLongGag "If I kill you then you will die."]] ** The secret message on the notes left by Kira's victims? "Shinigami kill people." * CatchPhrase - Sayu has "Fishy!" as her only line. * CensorBox * CharacterExaggeration: EVERYONE, again. * ChristmasSpecial - -->'''Light:''' ..to those who are good he brings presents and to those who are bad he brings ''[[MotorMouth cardiac arrest in their stockings...]]'' -->'''L:''' [[DudeNotFunny Still not funny...]] ** Later: -->'''Misa:''' ...and I want a pony, and I want a text message from Higuchi... -->'''Light:''' Misa, for the last time, I'm NOT Santa Claus! * CitizenshipMarriage - Raye and Naomi "Don't tell me how to do my job or I'll ship you right back to the U.S. in a box." * ClusterFBomb: Seen in Episode 17: -->'''Soichiro''' (To Matsuda): "God d*mn, son of a b*tch, motherf*cking c*cksucker!" -->'''Matsuda''': "What's wrong?" -->'''Soichiro''': "Oh, nothing's wrong, I just wanted to make it clear that I was talking to you." * ComicallyMissingThePoint: -->'''Light''': "Mister Raye Penber, don't turn around. I am Kira." -->'''Raye''': "[[BrickJoke Look, you client smiled at me, and did]] ''[[BrickJoke not]]'' [[BrickJoke mind that I was watching him.]]" ** And later on: -->'''Soichiro''' ''([[ItMakesSenseInContext After seeing Aizama walk in only wearing a shirt]])'': "What's wrong? Trying to prove something?" -->'''Aizawa''': "Oh, ''[his forehead injury]'' this? It's nothing, I'm just trying to be like HarryPotter." -->'''Soichiro''': "Ah, yes, the head. [[SarcasmMode That's]] ''[[SarcasmMode definitely]]'' [[SarcasmMode what I was talking about]]." * CorruptCorporateExecutive * CosmopolitanCouncil * CoughSnarkCough * CrazyEnoughToWork: -->'''L:''' We need to find out how [Higuchi] kills. -->'''Light:''' Maybe we should ask him? -->'''L:''' That’s crazy. -->'''Light:''' ''[[MadnessMakeover Crazy enough it just might work!]]'' * CrimefightingWithCash * CutAndPasteTranslation - skipped the first episode. * DeadBabyComedy - [[FunnyAneurysmMoment "Sorry guys, I was practicing falling out of my chair sideways. It seems like a useful skill. I may need it later on."]] * DeadpanSnarker: L * DevilInPlainSight: -->'''Nurse:''' You really have to leave now. --> '''L:''' Look, I'm L I can do whatever I want. --> '''Light:''' Yeah, and I'm Kira so I can kill you if you don't comply. ** Also the Google search results on "Who is Kira?" * DidIJustSayThatOutLoud - "You want to do ''what'' to me?" * DirectorsCut - the first few episodes were done before Jerry was cast as Light, [[http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=AC27631E0FFBAB8E thus the redubbed versions.]] * DirtyOldMan - Watari, once again the joke about tying Misa up. ** And Higuchi: -->'''Misa:''' Where am I supposed to sit? -->'''Higuchi:''' ''ON MY LAP!'' ({{Beat}}) ... The passenger seat works fine... I guess. * DisproportionateRetribution: -->'''Aizawa:''' If you guys make one more joke about my 'fro I will not hesitate to murder yourselves and your families. ** and --> '''Souichiro:''' Mogi's family DIES tomorrow! (for taking the strawberry) ** Hatori is killed for wanting the conference room lights turned down. * TheDitz - --> '''Misa:''' Huh, for some reason I feel like I know even less than before. --> '''L:''' Amane, we both know that that's [[DivideByZero just not possible.]] * DomesticAbuse- "Honey somedays you make me so mad I want to ram a truck through a building." * DramaticPause --> '''L:''' Could you kill someone for me? --> '''Light:''' Do you... have the money? ...Show me the money --> '''L:''' Show me the weapon... Okay there isn't any money, I was just trying to trick you. --> '''Light:''' Good thing I didn't fall for that. * DualWielding - --> '''Light:''' I'll solve equations with my right hand and write names with my left! --> '''L:''' Your son is ambidextrous, I take it? * DumbBlonde - Misa. * DVDCommentary: 1kids and several of the other voice actors have commented on the first six episodes so far. * EmbarrassingTattoo: according to Misa, Higuchi has "I Am Kira" tattooed to his butt. * EnemyEatsYourLunch: --> '''Light:''': Is that MY coffee? --> '''L:''' Not anymore, it’s not. It evaporated. * EvenEvilHasStandards - [[PlayingWithATrope Played with:]] "I can't stand how his guy is hurting Kira's image... black and white is ''so'' fifties!" * EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep - Oh shit! What's my real name? * EveryoneIsGay * EverythingIsRacist --> '''L:''' Light, I want you to play the part of Kira. --> '''Light:''' Why? Because I'm Japanese? Racist! * EvilBrit: -->'''Takahashi:''' If I may say so, these ''snooty accents'' make us sound ''quite'' menacing. -->'''Kida:''' Yes yes, quite good, quite good. -->'''Higuchi:''' [[AvertedTrope Well, uh]] ''[[AvertedTrope I]]'' [[AvertedTrope don't need an accent to sound menacing]]. * EvilMatriarch - -->'''Misa:''' MATSU! Your mother's on the phone! -->'''Matsuda:''' AHHHHHHH * ''Runs away screaming''* * EvilTowerOfOminousness * ExactEavesdropping * {{Eyedscreen}} * FacePalm: --> '''Higuchi:''' If I were Kira, I'd be facepalming myself so hard right now... '''''Ow!''''' * {{Fanservice}} --> '''Light:''' Misa, we need your help to rescue Matsuda. Would you mind dressing up all slutty for us? --> '''Misa:''' What does slutty mean? --> '''Light:''' Misa, we need your help to rescue Matsuda. Would you mind wearing your normal outfits? * {{Flanderization}} * FoeYay - L's internal monologue on getting close to Kira. "Ideally I would get close to Kira. For all I know he might be a really swell guy. We can go for walks in the park, play competitive sports, and maybe some other stuff... [[FreudianSlipperySlope Woah, where did that come from? That could be nice. Oh yeah... I know what move I'm going to make!]]" * FreudianSlip --> '''Soichiro''': "No! L is the only one that gets to spy on me- uh, me... family. Arggh" * ForInconveniencePressOne * ForgotToFeedTheMonster * FrontOrganization - "...there has been a general downturn in the market with the exceptions of Yotsuba and Walmart." * FunWithSubtitles - ladder ladder ladder * FunnyAfro * TheGamblingAddict: -->'''Ooi:''' Any objections to making the Giants lose by killing them mid-game? -->'''The Yotsuba Eight:''' No objections. -->'''Soichirou:''' Woops, there goes your college tuition, Light. * GayMoment -->'''Higuchi:''' So Misa, what are your goals in life? -->'''Misa:''' I want to marry Kira! -->'''Higuchi:''' What a coincidence, so do I! ''({{Beat}})'' ...the second one. * GRatedDrug: --> '''Ryuk:''' [[NoFourthWall Oh how original a joke about my apple addiction.]] * GenderFlip - several one-shot jokes. * GoodEyesEvilEyes - "Take a look at my eyes! They're round now! [[AcceptableEthnicTargets Kira's Japanese!]] [[EverythingIsRacist You said so yourself!]]" * {{Griefer}} - Light playing WorldOfWarcraft * HalloweenSpecial * HeadTiltinglyKinky * HeliumSpeech - Aizawa * HeroHarassesHelpers * HeyItsThatVoice: Takada is voiced by Blade, who also plays Rue on PrincessTutuAbridged. ** LittleKuriboh himself is Aiber * HilariousOuttakes: Occasionally played during the credits. * HorribleJudgeOfCharacter: --> '''L:''' Why don't we just ask the Second Kira? They seem nice enough. * HoYay - LOADS * HurricaneOfExcuses * HypocriticalHumor: --> '''Aizawa:''' What you think we're gonna play games on our phones instead of listening to a boring meeting? --> '''Souichiro:''' I got ''SonicTheHedgehog''. * IHaveThisFriend ...who is Kira. * IRememberItLikeItWasYesterday (It only happened an hour ago!) * IncrediblyLamePun - "[[BilingualBonus Soda]]." ("[[DontExplainTheJoke That's right... drink Coca Cola]]") ** "on another note..." ** "Let me ''abridge'' them for you." * InspectorLestrade: --> '''Wedy:''' Hey L, I was searching Higuchi's place like you asked me to and I found this weird black notebook in his safe... --> '''L:''' We're already aware of Higuchi's desire to be an artist; don't bother us again. * ItsAllAboutMe: --> '''Light:''' I can't take it anymore! --> '''L''': [[CrowningMomentOfFunny YOU can't take it anymore! You're not the one who had to stay up for five days straight watching lame camera footage of you reading inappropriate magazines from sixty different camera angles... because You wanted to break the law. So don't tell me you can't take it anymore, Light Yagami.]] * IronicEchoCut --> '''Namikawa:''' "Anyway... don't worry, we bribed the police into not trying to catch Kira. There's '''''no way''''' that's going to tip them off that Kira is involved with our business." --> ''(fade into next scene)'' --> '''Light:''' "So Kira is involved with their business..." ** And again in that episode: --> '''Soichiro''': "Like it or not, you cannot both pursue Kira and be a member of the police anymore." --> '''Matsuda''': "What makes you say that?" --> ''(flashback)'' --> '''F.B.I. Director:''' "Like it or not, you cannot both pursue Kira and be a member of the police anymore." * [[{{ptitlejp0jqu9k}} It's Not You, It's Me]] - "That's right, [Ryuk] we're breaking up." * ItCameFromTheFridge - L offers Light his spoiling cake. * ItTastesLikeFeet * JerkAss - L -->'''L:''' (to Aizawa) No one's making you stay. Whatever phrasing you want to use... run, scoot, skedaddle... just go. -->'''Watari:''' Sir, might I make a suggestion... How about "Piss off!" -->'''L:''' Ooh yeah. I really like that one. Piss off! * KaraokeBox - L singing "[[RickRoll Never Gonna Give You Up]]" through the voice synthesizer * KnightTemplarBigBrother – Light acts this way towards Misa. -->'''Light:''' But they're [[CorruptCorporateExecutive businessmen!]] They might... I don't know... give her a papercut or something! * LampshadeHanging * LegitimateBusinessmensSocialClub * LookBehindYou – Lookout a [[EverythingsWorseWithBears BEAR!]] * {{Lunacy}} - Full moon? * ManOfAThousandVoices * MattressTagGag * MostDefinitelyNotAVillain - "You'll be hearing from Kira... uh my lawyer, her name is Kira." ** Higuchi takes it UpToEleven --> '''Higuchi''': "It's like I said last time: Kira can kill people with a magical notebook, but he can't do the impossible." --> '''Midou''': "Wait, magical notebook?" --> '''Higuchi''': "[[CrowningMomentOfFunny Nooooot it. No tagbacks.]]" * MotorMouth - ''[[LoudOfWar Now I just have to endure a week of Ryuk without being able to respond to him...]]'' * MurderIsTheBestSolution * MyFriendsAndZoidberg - The Yotsuba guys are having a party... and Higuchi isn't invited. * MysteriousPast - "Wait, you actually have a past?" * NationalStereotypes * NegativeContinuity - Characters' awareness of Shinigami for the sake of gags. * NoFourthWall * NoMedicationForMe * NotListeningToMeAreYou -->'''Kida:''' I really need someone to talk to. My cat died and my wife left me and took the kids and she gave me AIDS... -->'''Aiber:''' That's cool. Oh by the way, did you know Misa might be the Second Kira? -->Also: -->'''Light:''' Misa, Higuchi is dangerous! I forbid you from seeing again- -->'''Misa:''' Okay, I'm off to see Higuchi, bye! -->''{{Beat}}'' -->'''Light:''' ...I hate women. -->'''L:''' [[TransparentCloset I'm pretty sure that was already understood, Light.]] * TheNotSecret - 1) that Light is Kira. 2) that Light is lusting after L. * NotWhatItLooksLike * OhCrap - "Matsuda just pushed the "oh shit" button on his belt." * OnSecondThought * OutOfCharacter * PingPongNaivete * PoorCommunicationKills - --> '''Light:''' Now no matter what, you can't kill him unless I give the order. [++ '''''No matter what!'''''++ ] You understand me? --> '''Rem:''' No. * ThePowerOfActing - -->'''Souichiro:''' "[[InsecurityCamera Aiber didn't set off any either. What did he do,]] ''[[InsecurityCamera talk]]'' [[InsecurityCamera his way through the alarms?]]" -->'''Aiber:''' "Yes. Yes I did." -->''(flashback)'' -->'''Security AI:''' "Sorry sir, but I can't let you through. " -->'''Aiber:''' "Uh... but I'm Kira!" -->'''Security AI:''' "[[AIIsACrapShoot Oh, then sure, go ahead,]] [[TheGuardsMustBeCrazy handcuffs are in the lobby.]]" * PunchAWall * RealMenWearPink - "Hey guys, how was dance class?" * RedShirt - Ukita "Just go... No one cares." * RelaxOVision - Subverted: We interrupt this episode of Fluffy Cuddly Bunny Pals to bring you another Kira video. * RickRoll * RuleOfFunny * RunningGag - [[EverythingsBetterWithBunnies Fluffy Cuddly Bunny Pals]]. Also "there's that UFO again!" ** Ukita getting inter-- ** "[[ScaryShinyGlasses Light coming from my eyes]] means that I'm [adjective]!" ** People calling Light [[http://www.youtube.com/user/xJerry64x Jerry]] * SarcasmMode * SchmuckBait - My name, once again is Lind L. Taylor. L-I-N-D L. T-A... [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial This is not a trap.]] ** ''The police gave us permission to play this video labled "Second Kira trap..."'' * SelectiveObliviousness - "Raye Penber entered the train station followed by someone who looks EXACTLY like the chief's son..." ** and -->'''L:''' I don't know how you'll take this Light, but your girlfriend is the Second Kira. -->'''Light:''' Why didn't she tell me?! * SelfDeprecation - "We shouldn't be just sitting around eating cake or making abridged series! None of those things are productive!" * ShapedLikeItself - "Light's smug face is smug." * SheIsNotMyGirlfriend - "this is my uh... cousin Matsui." * ShooOutTheClowns * ShoutOut - Series/{{Jeopardy}}, {{Pokemon}}, WorldOfWarcraft, ForrestGump, HarryPotter, and Matsuda tries to go [[DragonBallZ Super Saiyan]]. * SingleIssuePsychosis - "...and that's how I developed my fear of baked products." * TheSlacker - the entire investigation team plays excessive amounts of WoW. -->'''Light:''' Ryuuzaki, are criminals still dying? -->'''L:''' Huh? Why should I be checking that? I caught you already. * SlowLoadingInternetImage * SmiteMeOhMightySmiter -->'''L:''' If there is a God, he totally hates me. -->'''Light:''' Damn straight I do. * SomebodyElsesProblem: "And in this footage you can see various pedestrians that clearly don't give a $#!t that somebody near them just collapsed and died." * SoundEffectBleep * SpySpeak- EpicFail: --> '''Light:''' Now I just have to subtly fit the phrase "get rid of it" into conversation the next time L talks to me. -->''[[CoolAndUnusualPunishment One month of confinement and Ryuk's endless whining later...]]'' --> '''L:''' Oh hey Light I forgot you were in there... --> '''Light:''' '''[+++ [[ThisIsSparta GET RID OF IT!!!!]] +++ ]''' * StalkerWithACrush * StepThreeProfit * StrawFeminist: Misa. --> '''Misa:''' Women can have penises just as good as men can! --> '''Rem:''' But then you would be male. --> '''Girl:''' Where are the f*king urinals?! * StupidSexyFlanders - --> '''Random Cop:''' Survey participants found that Watari is sexy painted in black. --> '''Matsuda:''' [[{{Squick}} Oh yeah, I would so do Watari.]] * SuspiciouslySpecificDenial - This is not a trap. ** Also: --> '''Ryuk:''' ...queer. --> '''Light:''' [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday Why does everyone keep calling me that?]] ** And: --> '''Matsuda:''' Keep walking... don't be suspicious... I'm not trespassing... ** Later, in that Episode: --> '''Higuchi:''' Look, Hatori, I'm not saying that I'm Kira or anything, but you're f***ed. * {{Synchronization}} – the magical handcuffs. * TakeThat - to various FridgeLogic problems of "the eye deal." ** "That's the first REAL deduction you?ve done this entire series!" ** On [[TheScrappy Misa]]: --> '''L:''' Watari, is she talking? --> '''Watari:''' [[PityTheKidnapper She never]] ''[[PityTheKidnapper stops]]'' [[PityTheKidnapper talking!]] --> '''L:'''... I see what you mean. Watari, ''please'' shut her up! ** On the way the plot itself is written: --> '''L:''' Well, if you haven't noticed this pattern by now, every time the plot goes stale, the writer just adds in another character. * TalkingToHimself: 1kids voices Ryuk, L, several minor characters, and Light for the first five episodes, and Salguy voices Soichiro, Aizawa, and Ukita * ThatCameOutWrong * ThisIsForEmphasisBitch * TimeForPlanB * TooMuchInformation - "LIGHT! ''Stop confessing!''" -->'''L:''' Oh and Chief, don't touch the box labeled "toys." * TookALevelInDumbass - everyone as part of the RuleOfFunny ** "What kind of a genius are you?" * TransparentCloset - Light: --> '''Sachiko:''' [[CrowningMomentOfFunny You can't]] ''[[CrowningMomentOfFunny BLAME]]'' [[CrowningMomentOfFunny us for thinking it...]] * TVGenius - L's psychic deduction when rescuing Matsuda. ** Lampshaded when planning to capture Higuchi: --> '''Light:''' We just have to be able to predict everyone else's thoughts. --> '''L:''' That hasn't stopped us before. * TheUnSmile - Creepy grin! * VitriolicBestBuds - [[{{Jerkass}} Light and Ryuk]] * VoiceOfTheLegion * TheVoiceless - Ukita, Mogi. * WarpedAesop: --> '''Souichiro:''' My son is not capable of being Kira! -->'''Light:''' [[TheUnfettered Not capable!? I thought you said I could do]] '''''[[TheUnfettered anything]]''''' [[TheUnfettered I put my mind to!]] * WithCatLikeTread: --> '''Mogi:''' MISA-MISA, THIS IS AN INFILTRATION MISSION, SO BE CAREFUL! --> '''Ooi:''' What's he talking about? --> '''Mogi:''' DON'T BLOW OUR COVER! (Am I forgetting anything?) OH YEAH, L WANTED ME TO TELL YOU THE BUG IS IN YOUR PURSE! BE SURE TO OPEN IT OR WE CAN'T HEAR YOU! * YesMan: -->'''Soichirou:''' Yes... yes... right... -->'''L:''' Chief, there’s no need to bring [[StrawmanPolitical politics]] into this... ---- !![[http://www.youtube.com/user/dogface701 Dogface701's series]] -->'''Light:''' [[SuicideAsComedy Ryuk, I don't get it. I didn't even write her name down yet.]] -->'''Ryuk:''' That was the most [[PrecisionFStrike f__ed]] up thing I've ever seen... [[EvenEvilHasStandards and I'm a Death God!]] Is another Death Note Abridged Series (7 episodes): This work provides examples of: ---- * TheAbridgedSeries - Obviously. * AbuseIsOkayWhenItIsFemaleOnMale - --> '''Ryuk:''' Whatever happened to that Yuri chick you were dating? ''Post-traumatic flashback effect'' --> '''Yuri:''' Flowers... and [++ NO CHOCOLATE!!!!++ ] ''end post-traumatic flashback'' --> '''Ryuk:''' Did you just piss yourself? --> '''Light:''' Shut up Ryuk! [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday At least I like women!]] * AbusiveParents - "Oh crap, she's drinking again!" -->'''Sachiko:''' I hope you get hit by a * [[SoundEffectBleep bleep]]* ing car you * [[SoundEffectBleep bleep]]* . -->'''Light:''' Love you too, mom. * AngryBlackMan – Aizawa * ArsonMurderAndJaywalking * BadLiar - both Light and L. * ButtMonkey - Light * ClusterFBomb - everyone, but especially Ryuk and the receptionist * ComedicSociopathy * ComicallyMissingThePoint: -->'''Chief Yagami:''' I'm Chief Yagami and this is my band of idiots. -->'''Matsuda:''' [[InsultMisfire Ha ha Mogi, he just called you an idiot.]] * DeadpanSnarker - Ryuk * DemocracyIsBad - -->'''Mr. Yagami:''' Anytime Matsuda says over three words we slap him, all in favor? -->'''Matsuda:''' Wait, that's not fair! *Slap* * DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment - "I'm going to be following you around until you die... or give away my notebook... or die." * DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything - "We thrust this hard pen upwards into this hole." * DomesticAbuse * DrivenToSuicide / SuicideAsComedy - see page quote. * {{Eagleland}} - AMERICA!!! * EpicFail - "Dude with that much ammo you could have robbed a freakin' mall! You're a sorry excuse for a criminal, you know that!" * EvenEvilHasStandards - "Litter? I should pistol-whip you for that!" * EvenTheGuysWantHim - --> '''Light''' (to Ryuk): [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial At least men]] [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday don't think I'm sexy.]] --> '''Aizawa:''' [[HypocriticalHumor I'm not gay but that Light Yagami is one fine piece of ass.]] * EverythingIsRacist * ExpositoryThemeTune – "I Want To Conquer the World" by BadReligion * FreudianExcuse - Light * GambitRoulette * [[GenkiGirl Genki Shinigami]] - [[MotorMouth Hey Light, Light! What ya' doin? How ya' doin? You know what I think, I think we should really go buy some apples...]] * GreenAesop - --> '''Ryuk:''' Oh, great idea, waste a whole sheet of paper on one name. Way to save the environment! Do you know how much paper costs in the Shinigami Realm... A LOT because [[FridgeLogic there are no]] [[PrecisionFStrike f_ing]] [[FridgeLogic trees!]] * HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday - Light, [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial quite often.]] * HypocriticalHumor / IResembleThatRemark: -->'''Ryuk:''' Hey Light, there's this big, ugly, scary lookin' guy following you. -->'''Light:''' Ryuk, for the last time I know you're there! -->'''Ryuk:''' No, not me! * InterruptingMeme - the "WTF boom." * IntoxicationEnsues – L * IsThisThingStillOn * LadyDrunk - Sachiko Yagami * LinkinPark -the opening is "Breaking the Habit" * LogicBomb - "The doctor said it's physically impossible for me to ever have a heart attack." * LoveMartyr - Light. * MindRape * MoodDissonance * MushroomSamba - --> '''L:''' I'm so high right now, I'm having YOUR hallucinations. * NationalStereotypingTropes – Everyone here who is not Japanese is retarded. * NoFourthWall - --> '''Light:''' You see how long I have? --> '''Ryuk:''' Yep! [[color:red: * Shinigami vision* ]] '''[[color:red: Light Yagami- 37 episodes]]''' * NoSuchThingAsWizardJesus - [[SarcasmMode "Yes Light,]] '''''[[SarcasmMode Jesus]]''''' [[SarcasmMode owned a Death Note."]] * NoSympathy: -->'''Raye Penber:''' I'm dying! Somebody help me! -->'''Random Pedestrian 1:''' [[{{Wangst}} Shut up]] {{Emo}}! -->'''Random Pedestrian 2:''' [[SomebodyElsesProblem We have problems too, you know.]] * NotNowKiddo - -->'''Mogi:''' We have determined that Kira is your son, Light, and he's killing with a magical notebook. -->'''Souichiro:''' Not now, Mogi. The adults are talking. ** Later when introducing themselves: -->'''Mogi:''' Hi my name is Mogi and Kira is Light Yagami. -->'''L:''' That's not a fun fact Mogi. * OnlySaneMan - Mogi * OtherStockPhrases: -->'''Ryuk:''' ...told you s- -->'''Light:''' DON'T SAY ANYTHING... * PredatoryBusiness – restock on DeathNote Death Paper at Walmart at low low prices! * RealMenWearPink - Ryuk "Ladies love hearts" * RevengeByProxy - [[OverlyLongGag You got a dog? It's dead. A bird? It's dead...]] * ShoutOut - Ryuk is introduced to the music from NightmareBeforeChristmas, Light and Ryuk watch BeavisAndButthead... and [[TheDarkKnight "Why so serious?"]], L is introduced to "[[FinalFantasyVII One Winged Angel]]" and apparently Ukita is [[{{Eminem}} Slim Shady]]. * SideKick - -->'''Light:''' ...and that, Sayu, is how I kill people. -->'''Sayu:''' Awesome! Can I have a DeathNote too? -->'''Light:''' [[NeverBeAHero No, you ignorant child. And if you ever get kidnapped by a gay blonde man, I will kill you.]] * SoundEffectBleep - [[OverlyLongGag Putting The]] [[ClusterFBomb Osbornes to shame.]] * TheStoner - L. ** Sayu bribes Light with [[HouseMD Vicoden.]] * SurroundedByIdiots * SuspiciouslySpecificDenial * TakeThat -to FourKidsEntertainment... --> '''Crack addict:''' You're right! I won't steal anymore because stealing is morally wrong. Do you want to be my friend because friendship is teh best... * TemptingFate: --> '''Light:''' ...the only way this day could get any worse is if an evil notebook fell from the sky! * ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill - "If anyone attempts to force the drawer open it ignites the C-4 under the desk which [[NukeEm sets off the atom bomb]] under the house killing everyone within a 50 mile radius." * TimeForPlanB * TookALevelInDumbass - everyone. * TooSpicyForYogSothoth -->'''L:''' There are too many people here. Everyone that's ever been abducted by aliens... leave... -->'''Soichiro:''' I thought for sure the aliens would have taken you, Matsuda. -->'''Matsuda:''' * Sniff* They didn't want me. * TransparentCloset - Ryuk. * UnusualEuphemism - "I have to go smoke some actors." * WeCouldHaveAvoidedAllThis * WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome - a Killing Montage to Music/{{Metallica}} "Seek and Destroy"! Rock on! ** "Shit, I forgot how to open a door" * cue [[StarWars Duel of the Fates]]* * WithCatlikeTread - [+ "DON'T WORRY I HAVE A PLAN!!!"+ ] ** "But hey, [[EvilGloating be sure to stand there and gloat while he's dying,]] because surely there are no surveillance cameras [[IdiotBall IN A PUBLIC SUBWAY!]]" * {{Yandere}} - Yuri, the girl Light takes to Spaceland. ---- !![[http://deathnoteabridged.blip.tv/ StackedSugarCubes' Series]] -->'''Ryuk:''' That hat looks really stupid on you. -->'''Light:''' Shut up. I'm trying to look nonchalant. -->'''Ryuk:''' Nonchalant equals [[EvilCostumeSwitch knit cap]]? -->'''Light:''' I thought it'd make me look less like a criminal. -->'''Ryuk:''' [[LampshadeHanging You thought wrong.]] -->'''Light:''' Shh. [[LeaningOntheFurniture I'm leaning.]] Currently five episodes long--with one special Halloween episode--this series includes examples of: ---- * TheAbridgedSeries - [[RunningGag Spluh.]] * ActionHero - Raye Penber * AskAStupidQuestion - --> '''L:''' If I wanted to hear stupid questions from stupid people I'd call on Matsuda. * {{Bishonen}} - Lind L Tailor and his pretty hair. * BlackAndGrayMorality - It is still DeathNote, after all. * BuffySpeak * ButtMonkey - Matsuda. Poor, stupid Matsuda. * CaptainObvious - "This gun is for shooting people!" * ComicallyMissingThePoint: --> '''L:''' Matsuda, your stupidity never ceases to amaze me. --> '''Matsuda:''' [[InsultBackfire I got a compliment!]] * ConspicuousTrenchcoat - Watari "Is he going to flash us?" * ContemplateOurNavels - --> '''Light:''' Would this make me a murderer? Why, yes, yes it would. ** and --> '''L:''' I do exist unless you want to get into all that Existentialist stuff, which I don't. * CrossDressingVoices - L, Matsuda, and the bus-jacker are done by a girl, and Sayu is done by a guy. * ADarkerMe - "check out my MySpace page and BOOM internet shrines to me!" * DidIJustSayThatOutLoud - --> '''Light:''' [[FreudianSlipperySlope Dammit! I knew one day he'd be onto me I mean on top of me I mean...]] --> '''L:''' You're saying this out loud... and it's turning me on. * EverybodyHatesMathematics - Or at least Light does. * EveryoneIsGay * EvilCostumeSwitch - see page quote * FoeYay - No small amount between L and Light. * GreenAesop - "Time to return you to your natural habitat." ** "What a waste of paper! He'd be just as dead if you write it small!" *** "I'll pick it up; I love helping our mother Earth!" * HardWorkMontage - Well, more or less... * HatesBeingTouched - Light * HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood - L * HoYay - Lots. Light with Ryuk, Lind L. Tailor, and Raye Penber. The crack addict and Ryuk, Matsuda and Souichiro, L and the entire Taskforce. --> '''Light:''' Ew. I think I found my dad's gay porn stash. --> '''Ryuk:''' From that little number you're wearing I thought you'd be into that sort of thing. * HypocriticalHumor - "Good call. I was getting a serial killer vibe off of that guy." * ICantBelieveItsNotHeroin - "Are we making meth?" * IWantGrandkids - Ryuk, bafflingly enough, wants them from Light. * JerkAss - L, "he really is a douche!" * KarmaHoudini "You're telling me I can kill as many people as I want and I won't go to hell?" * TheKillerInMe - "I guess that does explain why I keep waking up with my hands covered in blood." * LeaningOnTheFurniture - see page quote. * {{Leitmotif}} - [[TheBeatles "Maxwell's Silver Hammer."]] * MoralMyopia - --> '''Ryuk:''' If you do that, you'll be the only bastard left. --> '''Light:''' Yep! * MostDefinitelyNotAVillain - [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial "I'm not Kira."]] * NoSenseOfPersonalSpace - Ryuk, Yuri * NotListeningToMeAreYou - Light and his mother * RapeIsFunnyWhenItIsMaleOnMale - "He died as he lived- on his knees in the men's room." * ShoutOut - Light kills Frankenstein's monster. Also "''Now'' do you know the first rule of ''FightClub''?" "Those files are in another castle..." and "Nietzsche was right! To understand humanity morality must be broken down!" [[{{ptitleh3elkyxdypyw}} "I'm afraid I can’t do that Dave."]] * SoundtrackDissonance - --> '''Ryuk:''' [[LampshadeHanging I love 80s pop!]] * StayInTheKitchen - Raye (to Naomi) "You need to go in the kitchen and make my babies!" * StepfordSmiler - "Yeah, that was close enough to human emotion..." * StrangeMindsThinkAlike - --> '''L:''' [[HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood ...just like all those guys in high school who'd push me in the shower... I'm not a woman Scott Johnson!]] --> '''Light:''' L will start to sweat... and then he'll have to take a shower... * SummationGathering - "[[CaptainObvious Someone in this very room is the murderer!]]" * TakeThat - "The Green Movement was a fad!" * TedBaxter - L "this is clearly a direct challenge to me because he knows how AWESOME I am." * ThisIsForEmphasisBitch * TransparentCloset - Light "I told you, I'm not gay!" --> '''Ryuk:''' A date? With a girl? How out of character! * TheUnintelligible - L's voice scramble thing * ValleyGirl * WrongGenreSavvy - Yuri (Spaceland girl) * YankTheDogsChain - "Now feel free to live out the rest of your life in peace with your family... [[YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness PSYCH!!!]]" * YoureInsane - "You're a crazy person." * YourCheatingHeart - several background characters seem to have this going on. ---- !![[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqU1D-0793Q&annotation_id=annotation_655009=iv cheftoniFTW's Series]] -->'''SadistTeacher:''' Okay class, today we'll be learning about TheSpanishInquisition. Now TheSpanishInquisition [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything was mass murder led by religious fanatics that wished to cleanse the world of those they considered evil...]] Currently five episodes long this work provides examples of: ---- * TheAbridgedSeries - [[OverlyLongGag Take a fucking guess.]] * TheAloner - "Light! You're alive! You've been locked up in your room all these years!" * AttentionDeficitOohShiny * BlackComedy * BullyingADragon - --> '''SadistTeacher #2:''' I ''so'' love abusing power! --> '''Light:''' What did you say your name was again? * BurnTheWitch * DestinationDefenestration * DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything - see page quote * DudeWheresMyRespect - -->'''Light:''' The Death Note works?! That means... I could revolutionize the world! I could save the innocent and rid the world of evil I could make this world... -->'''Sachiko:''' Light! Could you go to the store for me? -->'''Light:''' Dammit mom, epiphany time means alone time! -->'''Sachiko:''' Don't forget the milk! * EvilLaugh - very well done too... * FridgeLogic - on the desk DeathTrap * FunWithSubtitles / {{Mondegreen}} for the OminousLatinChanting * FutureMeScaresMe * GenreBlind - Raye Penber. "Wait, killing by means other than a heart attack? Naomi, that's just DUMB!" * HeroicSociopath - Light * HighlyVisibleNinja - Ryuk * {{Irony}} - {{Lampshaded}} --> '''Ryuk:''' Oh... my... God... Wow seriously, I never would have guessed that the freakin' ''Chief of Police'' is your dad! Woah, talk about irony. I mean you've got a notebook that freakin' ''kills'' people just by writing their names down inside it and he's out there all day, ''hunting'' you... -->'''Light:''' Uh huh... -->'''Ryuk:''' You know what, I'm just going to walk up to your dad, throw your notebook at him and see what happens... * JerkAss - Raye Penber * KillYouLast * LonersAreFreaks * MeddlingParents * MindScrew - [[spoiler: Cousin Tom the ugly crook is future!Light and Ryuk is future!Tom, maybe???]] * MyFutureSelfAndMe * PaperThinDisguise - "[[WigDressAccent Yo soy Pedro!]]" * TheProfiler - -->'''L:''' Kira is a student... male... and a disgruntled individual. -->'''Souichiro:''' * Gasp!* ''[[RunningGag Just like Light!]]'' * RedShirt - Light's [[SadistTeacher Sadist Teachers]] * RickRoll * ShoutOut - Let's see we got TheSpanishInquisition ([[MontyPythonsFlyingCircus wasn't expecting that...]]), [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} Aperture Science]], [[TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy 42]], [[DragonBallZ It's Over 9000!]], [[TheSixthSense "I see dead people!"]], JusticeLeague, PrinceOfTennis, Film/DieHard, and the shinigami all play DungeonsAndDragons and [[DrDemento cast Magic Missile at the Darkness.]] * SuspiciouslyAproposMusic * TemporalParadox - Cousin Tom [[spoiler: Light?? Ryuk???]] went back in time and killed himself. * ThisIsForEmphasisBitch * TokyoIsTheCenterOfTheUniverse - the reason L deduces Kira is in Japan. * VerbalTic - [[EvilSoundsDeep Light's growl of annoyance.]] * VillainSong - ''Hmm hmm purging the world / purging the world...'' * WhosLaughingNow * WrongGenreSavvy - -->'''Light:''' I know what you are! -->'''Ryuk:''' Go on... [[SayMyName say it! What am I?!]] -->'''Light:''' A vampire! -->'''Ryuk:''' No... try again... -->'''Light:''' A leprechaun! -->'''Ryuk:''' [[SarcasmMode Oi yes I'm a freakin' leprechaun!]] [[{{Oireland}} Have ye seen]] [[OohMeAccentsSlipping me black Death Note-shaped marshmallow?]] No you moron, I'm a shinigami. ---- !![[http://www.youtube.com/user/BluRayDisk Death Note: Temporary Insanity by BluRayDisk]] --> '''L:''' ''[[AC: Sorry, I was building a gumdrop tower. What'd I miss?]]'' --> '''Watari:''' ''Well a bunch of people died. One of them wrote a letter, one of them drew a picture, and one of them ran to [=McDonald’s=]... that's not all...'' --> '''L:''' ''[[AC: [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Given this information I am unable to tell if the subject died of a heart attack caused by Kira, or by eating at [=McDonald’s=]; both are very likely.]]]]'' Something like six and a half episodes long. In which canon characterizations look ''sane'' by comparison. This work provides examples of: ---- * TheAbridgedSeries - But only to those who are worthy. [[BlatantLies Everyone else just sees random clips from the Portuguese dub of Wild Wild West.]] * AreYouPonderingWhatImPondering * AssholeVictim - {{Lampshaded}} * AxCrazy * BlackEyesOfEvil - Naomi * BreadEggsMilkSquick * ComedicSociopathy * CrazyJealousGuy - Ryuk * {{Crossdresser}} – several Shinigami. * DeadGuyJunior - in the Birth Note, below. * DealWithTheDevil * DemonicPossession - Naomi * DissonantLaughter * DissonantSerenity * [[EmoKid Emo Kids]] * EvenEvilHasStandards * ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin – the Rape Gang * GenderBlenderName - "They called me Kira because they think I'm a woman. ...Can't say I'm too happy about that." * GenreSavvy – "I should treasure these moments..." * AGodAmI – of course! * GodwinsLaw * HaveAGayOldTime - Heh heh [[YuriFan Yuri.]] * HearingVoices * HeterosexualLifePartners * HiddenEyes * HotSkittyOnWailordAction – [[http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk237/CoolYoyoddd/BirthnotePage.jpg the Birth Note]] * HoYay ** Ryuk/Light [[{{Scrubs}} It's Guy Love!]] -->'''Light:''' ...and then I wrote L a love letter. * HurricaneKick * IllKillYou * IncrediblyObviousTail * InsaneEqualsViolent * KickTheSonOfABitch * KnightTemplar * LaughingMad * {{Lunacy}} * MadnessMakeover – [[MindControlEyes glazed eyes]] from eating too many... * MonsterMisogyny – L * MushroomSamba - ...bathroom mushrooms! * NoYou - What Light's argument boils down to when accused of being "evil." * OurWerewolvesAreDifferent * PornStash * [[ThePasswordIsAlwaysSwordfish The Password Is]] [[SdrawkcabName Imagay]] * PerkyGoth - Ryuk shops at Hot Topic * SanitySlippage * ShoutOut – loads. * SpannerInTheWorks – "What does that say? I can't read Japanese!" * StrangeMindsThinkAlike * TakeOverTheWorld * VoiceOfTheLegion * [[WellExcuseMePrincess Well]] '''''[[WellExcuseMePrincess Excuse Me]]''''' [[WellExcuseMePrincess God of the New World]] * WhatIsEvil * {{Yandere}} – Ryuk towards Light ---- !![[http://www.youtube.com/user/Hikaripop#p/u/11/ZtfZ4H_8SgU Hikari Pop's Channel]] --> '''Ryuk and Light:''' No thanks... I'm much too busy staring at nothing... --> '''Voice Over:''' And thus our heroes found a common interest... 4 abridged episodes, as well as [[GagDub gag dubs]], [[YouTubePoop YouTube poops]] and [[FanVid FanVids]]... This work provides examples of: ---- * TheAbridgedSeries - [[CaptainObvious It's an abridged version of the popular anime Death Note.]] * ADateWithRosiePalms: "I'M STILL MASTURBATING!" ([[InfractionDistraction no he isn't...]]) ** DND XIV: "Don't call me in the restroom... I'm doing things..." --> '''Soichiro:''' "Holy shit! Turn it off!" --> '''L:''' "No." * AntiRoleModel - Light is a [[EscapistCharacter cool nerd]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial never to be looked up to by the audience.]] * ArbitrarySkepticism * AssholeVictim * AudioErotica: --->'''Light:''' "Tell you what, I'm going to molest you... with my vocal cords and make you have the multimate orgasm. That will make you want me." * BeautyEqualsGoodness – "Time to kill more ugly people... I mean criminals." * BerserkButton: Light goes into a rampage after Lind smiles at him. --> '''Light:''' I consider myself a very calm person........ AND HOW YOU MAKE FUN OF BRITNEY SPEARES!" ** Meanwhile: --> '''L:''' "I'm a strawberry." --> '''Light:''' "Doesn't that mean... you're a fruit?" --> '''L:''' "'''No.'''" (kicks in the face) * BigNo: --> '''Light:''' "You left your penis on the bus. --> '''Raye:''' "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" * {{Bishonen}} - "Nice hair but mine's prettier." --> '''Light:''' "How could I lose a beauty contest to Leonardo [=DiCaprio=]. WHATAREYOULOOKINGATYOUFUCKINGSHINIGAMI?!" * BiTheWay: Light. * BrokenRecord: "You put your right hand in. You put your right hand in." * CatchPhrase – "Most people wouldn’t X... BUT I WOULD!!!!" "DEATH TO THE UGGOS!!" * CloudCuckooLander: L. "Now put this strawberry to bed. Be careful. That's a sensitive strawberry." ** "Hey, I'm a strawberry." * CrazyJealousGuy - Ryuk * CrossDressingVoices * CurseCutShort: "The fu-bleeeeep" * EvilLaugh: In DND VII Light laughs a good twenty seconds. "You have no idea, do you? That I... am the ultimate dancer." * FailOSuckyName – "The Legend of * snicker* ''Kira'' the Savior." ** "WHAT KIND OF NAME IS LIND?! IT SOUNDS LIKE LINDA!" * FunnyForeigner: "These guys are terrible foreigners. They fail to have amusing accents." * GagDub: The "DND series" is an extreme version and is completely random compared to other works. * HehHehYouSaidX: Ryuk giggles at the word "fuck". * HeliumSpeech: The Helium Note Episode. --> '''Near:''' "No questions about why I sound like a hamster please." * HoYay – Ryuk/Light --> '''Light:''' "What do you mean... 'relationship'?" --> '''Ryuk:''' "I mean the... shinigami following the person with the Death Note until they die-" --> '''Light:''' "Yeah, sure, fag." ** "I hope you're not saying what you think I want to hear just to get some a[bleep]". ** "L, do you know Gods of Death love a[bleep]?" ** "GAY MENZ!" [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VJN5ThdB24&feature=relmfu]] ** Light/L [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq3AY-L_LHk&feature=channel_video_title]] --> '''Light:''' I can give it to you. --> '''L:''' "You know that really hurt." ** Light's English teacher "Marry me and have my babies!" and Light's friends want to play strip laser tag. * IgnoredEpiphany: -->'''L:''' Woah, maybe I should lay off the sugar for a while... ({{Beat}}) NAAAAAAAAAAH! * ImageBoard: "Why don't this porn load faster?! I'm gonna fuck 4chan for this!" * IShallTauntYou - "Kira is a retard! Nah nah nah nah nah!" * IncrediblyLamePun - "A serial rapist is on the loose and he's not just raping cereal anymore." * InformedAbility: --> '''Light:''' Oh yeah, the proof for the viewers that I'm very smart. --> '''Sachiko:''' (''reading test scores'') Oh my, you're very smart. --> '''Light:''' Yeah well, I'm going to go to my room and stare at [[ArtifactOfDoom a book.]] --> '''Sachiko:''' [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Good. That's what smart people do!]] * InsultBackfire - "...You say that like it's a bad thing." * JerkAss - L and Near. * LastRequest: --> "I have one last request. I want you to kill Peter Parker. And now I request for one more thing. Get the [bleep] out of my office, you damn bitch." * LethalChef – "Who put skulls in my soup bowl again!" ** [[ItCameFromTheFridge "Hey, Ryuk! Want my soup?]] [[NoodleIncident I promise I didn't put my boogers in it again!"]] * TheManInTheMirrorTalksBack - L's reflection in his tea tries to convince him that he should go on a murderous rampage and steal doughnuts. * MarriedToTheJob – "So you're going to spend all your time writing in the Death Note instead of having any kind of social life." * MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate: Dr Schorks, damn man never washes his hands! * MotorMouth: Ryuk at the end of episode three. * TheMovie * PhraseCatcher: "Why you gotta be a nerd?" * PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy: Watari speaks like a stereotypical black man... Mother'fo. * RapeAsComedy: "Rape is bad when ugly people do it." * ScreamsLikeALittleGirl: Matsuda. * [[SeriousBusiness SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!!]]: Killing ugly people is serious business. * ShamelessSelfPromoter – --> '''Ryuk:''' I saw you [Light], you made that website yourself! * ShoutOut – to {{Holes}}, TheExorcist, DesperateHousewives, and MissionImpossible. The exclamation mark sound from MetalGearSolid is also used. And tons more here: [[http://www.youtube.com/user/Hikaripop#p/u/48/ArB6RbuR6Is]] * SmartPeoplePlayChess * StraightGay: Light (he's bisexual). After Ryuk tells him he's being stalked he first asked if it was his ex-boyfriend. He still refers to Ryuk as a "fag" though. * TedBaxter – Light * TextbookHumor: "If one guy gives you a beer, okay and you’ve already had two beers then what are the odds you’ll get drunk off your ass?" * ThisIsForEmphasisBitch * TokyoIsTheCenterOfTheUniverse: Justified, L says Kira has to be in Japan because of their hairstyles and giant robots. * TooDumbToLive: Raye lampshades and points out every single hole in his plan in incredible detail. Still does everything wrong though. * TotallyRadical: "Hamsters are pimpin'." * ThisTropeIsBleep: Zigzags continuously. * TheUnintelligible – L's voice filter. * ViolationOfCommonSense * VitriolicBestBuds – Light and Ryuk * WarpThatAesop: "[[AnAesop This teaches us all a valuable lesson]]—[[NoYay rape is undesirable when ugly people are doing it.]]" * WithCatLikeTread - Raye Penber stalks Light while loudly humming the ''MissionImpossible'' theme. * YaoiFangirl: A group of them are discussing fanfiction in the first episode. * YouAreNotAlone - --> '''Ryuk:''' Death Gods are lazy. We just kill people so we don’t die! We don't serve any purpose! --> '''Light:''' Ahh. I think you Shinigami are very special, Ryuk. --> '''Ryuk:''' Really? --> '''Light:''' Yeah. Too bad you guys are all ugly as fuck. * YourMom: --> '''Mello:''' (to somebody else) "When are you gonna die?!" --> '''Near:''' "Your mum." --> '''Everybody:''' "..." !![[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiOZmFLihlg TioH and Dargonakis's Series]] -->'''Soichiro:''' We caught Kira! -->'''NPA Investigation Team:''' GASP! -->'''Soichiro:''' Oh, my mistake. What I meant to say was, we ''haven't'' caught Kira. An early abridged series pre-dating even Team Dattlebayo. Sadly, it was not only cancelled, but the videos were removed. The link above actually goes to the first of a two-video compilation a fan put together of what they perceive to be the best scenes. (In addition the full first two episodes can be watched [[http://www.dailymotion.com/TiohDNA here]]). The concept of this series was mainly the same as the original manga and anime...except that Light was notably...less intelligent, although considering that everybody else was also dumbed down, that really didn't increase his chances of getting caught. This work provides examples of: ---- * TheAbridgedSeries - You know what, you should know this crap by now. I'm not explaining it to you again. * AttentionDeficitOohShiny -- Ryuk * AudienceMurmurs * BadLiar -- Light to the point where he blurts out the fact that he's Kira to his father. His father being [[CloudCuckooLander the way he is]] promptly forgets about it. * BigBrotherAttraction -- Sayu, who isn't particularly subtle about it. * BigNo * BlahBlahBlah * ButWaitTheresMore * CatchPhrase - When life gives you DeathNote, make justice! * CloudCuckooLander -- Chief Yagami -->'''Chief Yagami:''' We're splitting into teams of two to get to L -->'''Matsuda:''' Why? -->'''Chief Yagami:''' Because...it only takes two...to tango. * [[CreepyChild Creepy Teen]] -- The reason why the dropped Death Note grabbed Light's attention is that he initially mistook it for a dead bird and hoped that he would have a corpse to... do ''something'' with. -->'''Light:''' Yes! It's corpse time! * CrossdressingVoices * CryingWolf * DisproportionateRetribution -- Light mainly wants to kill Raye because he doesn't like his theme music. * EmoKid - ''[[LinkinPark "CRRRAAAWWWWWWLLLIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGG INNNNNNN MYYYYY SKIIIIIIIINNNNN!!!]]'' * {{Foreshadowing}} -->'''Light:''' Makes about as much sense as playing tennis with your eternal rival. *** Subverted due to this series ending before getting to the tennis scene. * [[GenkiGirl Genki Shinigami]] * HiddenDepths -- Turns out that novel Ryuk caught Light reading when they first met was written by [[spoiler:Raye Penber]]. * InspectorJavert -- Aizawa. He won't rest until he's caught the Masked baron! * JerkAss -- L * KeepCirculatingTheTapes * KnowNothingKnowItAll * LoudOfWar - "Hey Light, did you know this song has a dance mix?" ** [[MotorMouth "You know what would cheer you up, me telling you everything that I like!"]] * MarriedToTheJob - "Soc-ia-l life?" * MenDontCry * MostDefinitelyNotAVillain * MyGodWhatHaveIDone -- Light after he kills [[spoiler:Raye]] * TheNotSecret * NotSoDifferent -- Light and Raye * PokemonSpeak -- "Mogi Mogi Mogi Mogi Mogi Mogi Mogi Mogi Mogi Mogi" * ShipperOnDeck -- Ryuk thinks that [[BrotherSisterIncest Light and Sayu]] would make a good couple. * ShoutOut -- [[{{Naruto}} Believe It!]] ** The first encounter between L and Light is a shout out to IncredibleHulk ("KIRA ANGRY! KIRA KILL! KIRA WRITE!") ** One of the police / extras is [[FinalFantasyVII Vincent Valentine]]. ** [[KamehameHadoken KIRADOKEN!!!]] * SkewedPriorities -- Forget about Kira! Some ''sicko'' suggested that everyone in the Interpol meeting all have pumpkin pie for desert! * TakeThat -- to ThePolice * TedBaxter -- Light ** Just for clairification sake, Light's plan to hide the death note consists of [[spoiler:a lock. No rigged trap to destroy the evidence; just...a lock.]] He's especially proud of his trap because he had to go all the way to Home Depot just to get the parts (it's a huge store; he got lost) and then had to put it together via ''manual labor''. --> '''Ryuk:''' Errr... The key is still in it. --> '''Light:''' That's the genius of it, Ryuk! --> '''Ryuk:''' ... --> '''Light:''' I know, I know. I'm good. * TookALevelInDumbass - everyone! * TookALevelInJerkass -- Raye toward Naomi. Basically, the writers took his StayInTheKitchen attitude from the original and ran with it. !![[http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=DEBCC868724EAA19 kpts4tv, mac_sly56, and Arkonid's Series]] -->'''Light:''' I am... -->'''L:''' I am... -->'''Light & L:''' ...Team Co-Co!/Team Leno! -->'''Ryuk:''' Hey guys, I'm Team Edward! -->'''Light & L:''' Shut up... A new abridged series in the many DeathNote Abridged series. 1 season (14 episodes) has been made so far, including a parody music video. A 2nd season has begun and currently has 1 episode. This series focuses on Light and how he is trying to get rid of any famous celebrities that he doesn't like, primarily teen idols. Like the original anime, he is also trying to become god of a new world. Light and L are pretty much the only smart ones in the series, but the side characters have quite a few memorable moments. Even the creators of the show have a power struggle throughout the series. Oh, and Matsuda is [[LandDownunder Australian]]. This work provides examples of: ---- * TheAbridgedSeries - Oh all right, but only because you're cute. * AttentionDeficitOohShiny - -->'''Ryuk:''' ...now what you need to know about the Shinigami eye deal is... -->'''Light:''' (thinking) ''...shoes... I need to get shoes...'' * BadLiar - -->'''Light:''' No one is listening to you, Ryuk. -->'''Sayu:''' What does Ryuk mean? -->'''Light:''' Uh, It's my new name for you. It means [[{{Kesha}} Ke$ha]] in Japanese. * BlackComedy - -->'''Ryuk:''' But you just slaughtered fifteen people, and then laughed about it! -->'''Light:''' Yeah ... good times ... [[{{EvilLaugh}} hahahaha]]. * CaughtWithYourPantsDown: When L beams everyone up, Soichiro complains about this. ** Also, L informs Light that he has done this. Later, Light shouts out "You did not catch me with my pants down!" when meeting L. * ComicallyMissingThePoint: DaChief -->'''Matsuda:''' Chief, doesn't your son use a computer? -->'''Chief:''' I don't understand what you're saying. -->'''Matsuda:''' Chief, your son might be Kira. -->'''Chief:''' I still don't understand what you're saying. * CrazyJealousGuy - Ryuk * CrossDressingVoices - Naomi has an overly masculine voice. * DaChief * EverybodyHatesMathematics – "[[ArtifactOfDeath No, it's not an Advanced Calculus book... it's far too merciful...]]" * EvilLaugh * {{Foreshadowing}} * HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood: "I was only seven! Beyond Birthday NOOOOOOOOOO!" * HoYay - -->'''Ryuk''' (to Light): I just noticed how [[WhatBeautifulEyes pretty your eyes are.]] * MotorMouth - Naomi * NegativeContinuity - "I thought I got rid of you." * OneOfUs – -->'''Raye Penber:''' So far all I have is from TvTropes. * PornStash - on DaChief's computer * RunningGag – "Heh heh. [[FailOSuckyName Glitter.]]" * SarcasmMode * SexChangesEverything - -->'''[[BedmateReveal Ryuk]]''' (to brooding Light): [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Did you want to talk about it?]] * ShoutOut - to ''{{Pokemon}}'' , ''ShamanKing'', ''FistOfTheNorthStar'', ''TheLionKing'', ''InspectorGadget'', ''StarTrek'', ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'', ''JusticeLeague'', ''{{Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series}}'', and the theme song is [[Series/DoctorWho "I Can't Decide."]] ** "Ooh Mad Libs!" * TakeThatAudience * TalkingToThemself * TemptingFate - --> '''Naomi:''' [[spoiler: [[LaserGuidedKarma You really need to die at the end of this series.]]]] -->'''Light:''' Yeah, like that would ever happen. * ToiletHumor * TooMuchInformation * TransparentCloset – Light: "Raye Penber, I couldn't help but notice....''* sniff* '' your hair smells like strawberries." ** And then there's the [[http://www.youtube.com/user/kpts4tv#p/u/1/6fu2nykadfY Music Video]]. (Warning: severe [[AutoTune AutoTune]] ahoy) -->'''Light:''' *looking at porn* Oh, that girl's got a pretty ... face ... OH, check out that hot guy in the backgroun-uh, I mean, check out those classifed files in the background ... -->'''Ryuk:''' [[CaptainObvious Gay.]] ** As L comments, "It's very creative how you dot your 'i's with hearts." * TheUnintelligible - Ukita, but for the grace of [[FunWithSubtitles subtitles]]. * UnusualEuphemism - Apples. * YourMom ----[[redirect:WebOriginal/DeathNoteAbridged]]
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* InsufferableGenius: Light certainly has the attitude. --> '''Ryuk:''' Is this really the best idea? Burrying the notebook in the forest? --> '''Light:''' Of course it's the best idea, or I wouldn't have had it.
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