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15th Aug '16 11:53:56 PM UmbrellasWereAwesome
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* ''ARG/ILoveBees'': Durga, a vengeful {{AI|IsACrapshoot}}, often humorously decides to punish people (for offenses like doing their jobs and annoying people she likes) by hacking into their accounts and changing details to make it look like they committed various crimes. She also makes a guy lose his job for interrupting her conversation, which he has no way of knowing was happening.

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* ''ARG/ILoveBees'': ''ARG/ILoveBees'' (a ''VideoGame/Halo2'' ARG): Durga, a vengeful {{AI|IsACrapshoot}}, often humorously decides to punish people (for offenses like doing their jobs and annoying people she likes) by hacking into their accounts and changing details to make it look like they committed various crimes. She also makes a guy lose his job for interrupting her conversation, which he has no way of knowing was happening.
31st Jul '16 4:41:39 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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-->'''Robin:''' I have to admit, the barracuda down the pants was funny.
-->'''Batman:''' [[TheComicallySerious No, it wasn't]].

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-->'''Robin:''' I have to admit, the barracuda down the pants was funny.
-->'''Batman:'''
funny.\\
'''Batman:'''
[[TheComicallySerious No, it wasn't]].



-->'''Felix:''' Oh, my land!
-->'''Calhoun:''' Oh-hoo... this place just got interesting.

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-->'''Felix:''' Oh, my land!
-->'''Calhoun:'''
land!\\
'''Calhoun:'''
Oh-hoo... this place just got interesting.



-->'''[[NoSenseOfHumor Data]]:''' I am uncertain as to why someone falling into freezing water is amusing.
-->'''Beverly:''' It's all done in good fun, Data. Get in the spirit of things.
-->'''Data:''' Ah. ''[cue Data pushing Beverly overboard, then wondering why no one is laughing]''

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-->'''[[NoSenseOfHumor Data]]:''' I am uncertain as to why someone falling into freezing water is amusing.
-->'''Beverly:'''
amusing.\\
'''Beverly:'''
It's all done in good fun, Data. Get in the spirit of things.
-->'''Data:'''
things.\\
'''Data:'''
Ah. ''[cue ''(cue Data pushing Beverly overboard, then wondering why no one is laughing]''laughing)''



-->'''Rocket:''' Question: What if I see something that I wanna take and it belongs to someone else?
-->'''Rhomann:''' You would be arrested.
-->'''Rocket:''' But what if I want it ''more'' than the person who has it?
-->'''Rhomann:''' It's still illegal.
-->And later...
-->'''Drax:''' Say someone does something that irks me, and I decide to remove his spine?
-->'''Rhomann:''' T-that's actually murder, one of the worst crimes of all. So, ''also'' illegal.

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-->'''Rocket:''' Question: What if I see something that I wanna take and it belongs to someone else?
-->'''Rhomann:'''
else?\\
'''Rhomann:'''
You would be arrested.
-->'''Rocket:'''
arrested.\\
'''Rocket:'''
But what if I want it ''more'' than the person who has it?
-->'''Rhomann:'''
it?\\
'''Rhomann:'''
It's still illegal.
-->And later...
-->'''Drax:'''
illegal.\\
''(And later...)''\\
'''Drax:'''
Say someone does something that irks me, and I decide to remove his spine?
-->'''Rhomann:'''
spine?\\
'''Rhomann:'''
T-that's actually murder, one of the worst crimes of all. So, ''also'' illegal.



-->'''Modi:''' ''[brandishing said bat]'' Do you want me to wake him up? Do you? ''Do you''?

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-->'''Modi:''' ''[brandishing ''(brandishing said bat]'' bat)'' Do you want me to wake him up? Do you? ''Do you''?



-->''Do you ever clap when a waitress falls and drops a tray of glasses?''
-->''And ain't it fun to watch figure skaters fall down on their asses?''
-->''And don'tcha feel all warm and cozy, watching people out in the rain!''
-->''That's...'' Schaaaaaadenfreude! ''People taking pleasure in your pain!''

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-->''Do you ever clap when a waitress falls and drops a tray of glasses?''
-->''And
glasses?''\\
''And
ain't it fun to watch figure skaters fall down on their asses?''
-->''And
asses?''\\
''And
don'tcha feel all warm and cozy, watching people out in the rain!''
-->''That's...
rain!''\\
''That's...
'' Schaaaaaadenfreude! ''People taking pleasure in your pain!''



-->'''HK-47:''' ''[after a harmless Jawa asks for the player's help]'' Translation: 98% probability that members of the miniature organic's tribe are being held by Sand People, master. Doubtless he wishes assistance. [[EitherWorldDominationOrSomethingAboutBananas [There is also a] 2% probability]] that the miniature organic is simply looking for trouble and needs to be blasted. That may be wishful thinking on my part, master.

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-->'''HK-47:''' ''[after --->'''HK-47:''' ''(after a harmless Jawa asks for the player's help]'' help)'' Translation: 98% probability that members of the miniature organic's tribe are being held by Sand People, master. Doubtless he wishes assistance. [[EitherWorldDominationOrSomethingAboutBananas [There is also a] 2% probability]] that the miniature organic is simply looking for trouble and needs to be blasted. That may be wishful thinking on my part, master.



--->Spy: "Kill me."
--->Medic: "''Later''." (closes fridge door)
--->Medic: "Can you feel [[GratuitousGerman ze Schadenfreude?]]"
--->Medic: "Whoops. Zhat was not medicine. ''Zhat'' was doctor-assisted homicide."

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--->Spy: "Kill ---->Spy: Kill me."
--->Medic: "''Later''." (closes
\\
Medic: ''Later''. ''(closes
fridge door)
--->Medic: "Can
door)''\\\
Medic: Can
you feel [[GratuitousGerman ze Schadenfreude?]]"
--->Medic: "Whoops.
Schadenfreude?]]\\\
Medic: Whoops.
Zhat was not medicine. ''Zhat'' was doctor-assisted homicide."



---> '''Administrator''': Oh, I ''love'' this.

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---> ----> '''Administrator''': Oh, I ''love'' this.



-->'''Max:''' Gratuitous acts of senseless violence are ''my'' forte.

-->'''Max:''' Either termites are boring through my skull, or one of us is ticking.
-->'''Sam:''' Oh yea! ''[pulls out a bomb]'' Max, where should I put this, so it won't hurt anyone we know or care about?
-->'''Max:''' Out the window, Sam! There is nothing but strangers out there!
-->'''Sam:''' I hope nobody was on that bus!
-->'''Max:''' Nobody we know at least!

-->'''Sam:''' Geez, I don't know anyone who could firebomb kittens! [[spoiler:[the kittens are a ''[[Film/TheThing1982 Thing]]''-esque shape-shifting monster]]]
-->'''Max:''' Here. Let me.

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-->'''Max:''' Gratuitous acts of senseless violence are ''my'' forte.

-->'''Max:'''
forte.\\\
'''Max:'''
Either termites are boring through my skull, or one of us is ticking.
-->'''Sam:'''
ticking.\\
'''Sam:'''
Oh yea! ''[pulls ''(pulls out a bomb]'' time bomb)'' Max, where should I put this, so it won't hurt anyone we know or care about?
-->'''Max:'''
about?\\
'''Max:'''
Out the window, Sam! There is nothing but strangers out there!
-->'''Sam:'''
there!\\
''(Sam throws the bomb outside, it promptly explodes)''\\
'''Sam:'''
I hope nobody was on that bus!
-->'''Max:'''
bus!\\
'''Max:'''
Nobody we know at least!

-->'''Sam:'''
least!\\\
'''Sam:'''
Geez, I don't know anyone who could firebomb kittens! [[spoiler:[the [[spoiler:''(the kittens are a ''[[Film/TheThing1982 Thing]]''-esque [[Film/TheThing1982 Thing]]-esque shape-shifting monster]]]
-->'''Max:'''
monster)'']]\\
'''Max:'''
Here. Let me.



--> '''[=GLaDOS=]''': Comedy equals [[TooSoon tragedy plus time]]. And you have been asleep for a while. So I guess it's actually pretty funny when you do the math.

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--> '''[=GLaDOS=]''': --->'''[=GLaDOS=];''' Comedy equals [[TooSoon tragedy plus time]]. And you have been asleep for a while. So I guess it's actually pretty funny when you do the math.



-->'''Gogron gro-Bolmog''': The great thing about killing a target up close and personal is you can talk to 'em before you do it! You know, say something scary! For example, this one time I had a contract to kill a little Nord girl at her birthday party. She asked me if I was the jester! So I said to her, "No, I am a messenger of death." You should have seen the look on her face! Ha ha ha ha! Anyway, she won't be seeing age six!

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-->'''Gogron gro-Bolmog''': gro-Bolmog:''' The great thing about killing a target up close and personal is you can talk to 'em before you do it! You know, say something scary! For example, this one time I had a contract to kill a little Nord girl at her birthday party. She asked me if I was the jester! So I said to her, "No, I am a messenger of death." You should have seen the look on her face! Ha ha ha ha! Anyway, she won't be seeing age six!



-->'''Handsome Jack''': This is Handsome Jack, thanking you, loyal test subject for helping bring Pandora into the future. The experiments you'll be put through will help us uncover new uses for Eridium, new cures for medicine and- Seriously? *chuckles* Why are you having me read this crap? This is freaking hilarious. They know we're gonna [[BodyHorror mutate the hell out of 'em]], why lie to 'em? [[WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties *static*]]

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-->'''Handsome Jack''': Jack:''' This is Handsome Jack, thanking you, loyal test subject for helping bring Pandora into the future. The experiments you'll be put through will help us uncover new uses for Eridium, new cures for medicine and- Seriously? *chuckles* ''(chuckles)'' Why are you having me read this crap? This is freaking hilarious. They know we're gonna [[BodyHorror mutate the hell out of 'em]], why lie to 'em? [[WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties *static*]]''[[WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties (static)]]''



--->'''AT[[note]][[TheWoobie Tavros]][[/note]]:''' [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004250 sORRY FOR WHAT,]]
--->'''AG[[note]]Vriska[[/note]]:''' For 8eing crippled, you ass!
--->'''AT:''' yOU WANT ME TO APOLOGIZE,
--->'''AT:''' fOR BEING PARALYZED,
--->'''AG:''' [[BluntYes Yes]].
--->'''AG:''' Say you're sorry.
--->'''AT:''' i DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE, oR bORING,
--->'''AT:''' bUT THAT'S RIDICULOUS, gIVEN,
--->'''AT:''' uH, tHE CIRCUMSTANCES,[[note]]Vriska is ''the one who paralyzed him''.[[/note]]

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--->'''AT[[note]][[TheWoobie Tavros]][[/note]]:''' [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004250 sORRY FOR WHAT,]]
--->'''AG[[note]]Vriska[[/note]]:'''
WHAT,]]\\
'''AG[[note]]Vriska[[/note]]:'''
For 8eing crippled, you ass!
--->'''AT:'''
ass!\\
'''AT:'''
yOU WANT ME TO APOLOGIZE,
--->'''AT:'''
APOLOGIZE,\\
'''AT:'''
fOR BEING PARALYZED,
--->'''AG:'''
PARALYZED,\\
'''AG:'''
[[BluntYes Yes]].
--->'''AG:'''
Yes]].\\
'''AG:'''
Say you're sorry.
--->'''AT:'''
sorry.\\
'''AT:'''
i DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE, oR bORING,
--->'''AT:'''
bORING,\\
'''AT:'''
bUT THAT'S RIDICULOUS, gIVEN,
--->'''AT:'''
gIVEN,\\
'''AT:'''
uH, tHE CIRCUMSTANCES,[[note]]Vriska is ''the one who paralyzed him''.[[/note]]



--->"Their faces are being eaten by beard-shaped parasites!"
--->"Kill 'em all and let the flames sort them out!"
--->"Why everything I love is combustible!

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--->"Their faces are being eaten by beard-shaped parasites!"
--->"Kill
parasites!"\\
"Kill
'em all and let the flames sort them out!"
--->"Why
out!"\\
"Why
everything I love is combustible!



--->'''Thorn:''' I'm gonna sit here and laugh at you! Ha! Ha-ha!
--->'''Travis:''' So tell me how you feel, 'cause I don't care!

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--->'''Thorn:''' I'm gonna sit here and laugh at you! Ha! Ha-ha!
--->'''Travis:'''
Ha-ha!\\
'''Travis:'''
So tell me how you feel, 'cause I don't care!



---> '''Morty:''' You sold a gun to a murderer so we can play video games?
---> '''Rick:''' Yeah sure, if you spend all day shuffling words around you can make anything sound bad, Morty.

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---> '''Morty:''' --->'''Morty:''' You sold a gun to a murderer so we can play video games?
--->
games?\\
'''Rick:''' Yeah sure, if you spend all day shuffling words around you can make anything sound bad, Morty.



-->'''Captain Hero:''' YES! Captain Hero ONE! Billions of innocent Zebulonians... um... dead... oh. Uh... I...''[slinks off]''

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-->'''Captain Hero:''' YES! Captain Hero ONE! Billions of innocent Zebulonians... um... dead... oh. Uh... I...''[slinks off]''''(slinks off)''



-->'''Everyone:''' Shut up, Pip!

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-->'''Everyone:''' --->'''Everyone:''' Shut up, Pip!
28th Jul '16 9:30:19 AM jacobbean
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* WebVideo/HotBikiniBeans contains numerous examples of this throughout the series
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7th Jul '16 4:42:37 PM KimiFW
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* This fuels both ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtHead'' and the audience watching them.
30th Jun '16 3:32:37 PM Anddrix
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* One of main reason for people who dropped ''Manga/YourLieInApril'' (as pointed in one of [[http://randomc.net/2014/11/07/shigatsu-wa-kimi-uso-05/ anime review site]] that skip reviewing between episode 6-11) is because its [[HeroicBSOD traumatic]] main character, Kousei, is prone to the abuse such as being kicked, slapped, or thrown with stuffs by [[DoubleStandardAbuseFemaleOnMale the girls, Tsubaki and Kaori]], causing them become sort of BaseBreaker towards the audience. This become less during the latter half of the show, though. [[spoiler: Also, in the end, one of them (Kaori) is apologized to him via her [[DeadManWriting posthumous letter]] for being mean and hit him all this time]].

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* One of main reason for people who dropped ''Manga/YourLieInApril'' (as pointed in one of [[http://randomc.net/2014/11/07/shigatsu-wa-kimi-uso-05/ anime review site]] that skip reviewing between episode 6-11) is because its [[HeroicBSOD traumatic]] main character, Kousei, is prone to the abuse such as being kicked, slapped, or thrown with stuffs by [[DoubleStandardAbuseFemaleOnMale the girls, Tsubaki and Kaori]], causing them become sort of BaseBreaker towards the audience.Kaori]]. This become less during the latter half of the show, though. [[spoiler: Also, in the end, one of them (Kaori) is apologized to him via her [[DeadManWriting posthumous letter]] for being mean and hit him all this time]].
19th Jun '16 5:59:01 PM Lyendith
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* ''Manga/MyMonsterSecret'' runs on this. Most characters, even those usually nice, have their jerkish orů uncommendable moments and suffer the consequences one way or another, but [[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld Akane]] is both one of the main sources of plot advancement and the main target of karmic justice for all her trolling (mostly from her great-great-granddaughter Akari, her main victim). And then there are Shimada and Ryou, characters who seem to exist solely for the universe to make them pay their crime of existing. Both of them are selfish, greedy and socially ineptů [[ItMakesSenseInContext so of course they end up as a "couple".]] And there's nothing romantic about it.

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* ''Manga/MyMonsterSecret'' runs on this. Most characters, even those usually nice, have their jerkish orů uncommendable moments and suffer the consequences one way or another, but [[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld Akane]] is both one of the main sources of plot advancement and the main target of karmic justice for all her trolling (mostly from her great-great-granddaughter Akari, her main victim). And then there are Shimada and Ryou, characters who seem to exist solely whose sole purpose is apparently for the universe to make them pay their crime of existing. Both of them are selfish, greedy and socially ineptů [[ItMakesSenseInContext so of course they end up as a "couple".]] And there's nothing romantic about it.
19th Jun '16 5:57:05 PM Lyendith
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* ''Manga/MyMonsterSecret''. Most characters, even those usually nice, have their jerkish orů uncommendable moments and suffer the consequences one way or another, but [[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld Akane]] is both one of the main sources of plot advancement and the main target of karmic justice for all her trolling (mostly from her great-great-granddaughter Akari, her main victim). And then there are Shimada and Ryou, characters who seem to exist solely for the universe to make them pay their crime of existing. Both of them are selfish, greedy and socially ineptů [[ItMakesSenseInContext so of course they end up as a "couple".]] And there's nothing romantic about it.

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* ''Manga/MyMonsterSecret''.''Manga/MyMonsterSecret'' runs on this. Most characters, even those usually nice, have their jerkish orů uncommendable moments and suffer the consequences one way or another, but [[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld Akane]] is both one of the main sources of plot advancement and the main target of karmic justice for all her trolling (mostly from her great-great-granddaughter Akari, her main victim). And then there are Shimada and Ryou, characters who seem to exist solely for the universe to make them pay their crime of existing. Both of them are selfish, greedy and socially ineptů [[ItMakesSenseInContext so of course they end up as a "couple".]] And there's nothing romantic about it.
19th Jun '16 5:56:45 PM Lyendith
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* ''Manga/MyMonsterSecret''. Most characters, even those usually nice, have their jerkish orů uncommendable moments and suffer the consequences one way or another, but [[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld Akane]] is both one of the main sources of plot advancement and the main target of karmic justice for all her trolling (mostly from her great-great-granddaughter Akari, her main victim). And then there are Shimada and Ryou, characters who seem to exist solely for the universe to make them pay their crime of existing. Both of them are selfish, greedy and socially ineptů [[ItMakesSenseInContext so of course they end up as a "couple".]] And there's nothing romantic about it.
16th Jun '16 6:15:48 PM nombretomado
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* Thalia, the Muse of Comedy, in ''ThaliasMusings'':

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* Thalia, the Muse of Comedy, in ''ThaliasMusings'':''Literature/ThaliasMusings'':
10th Jun '16 2:44:42 AM AgProv
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* Pretty much all of Creator/MichelleGomez in her comedy roles: Isobel Pickwell in ''Series/BadEducation'', Sue White in '''Series/GreenWing'', Sally Bobbins in ''Series/FeelTheForce''.
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