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26th Mar '18 8:59:23 AM Twentington
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* Referenced in "My Daddy Was a Milkman" by The Kentucky Headhunters.

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* Referenced in "My Daddy Was a Milkman" by The Kentucky Headhunters.Music/TheKentuckyHeadhunters.
25th Mar '18 8:33:24 PM Madison14
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* In ''Film/IrreconcilableDifferences'', Albert's girlfriend [[GoldDigger Blake Chandler]] eventually leaves him for the limo driver.
21st Dec '17 1:17:26 PM fruitstripegum
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* One profession in which affairs with the clients (whether male or female) are very common is personal trainers, due to chemical (training makes one release oxytocin AKA the "love hormone", endorphines which make one feel relaxed and happy and can even dull pain, emotions which make one be far more sexually receptive when felt, and pheromones which increase one's attractiveness to others), emotional (when a client goes training they're usually unkempt and the trainer accepts then that way; trainers are there to pep you up and compliment you in order to encourage you to exercise; many people who go exercise at first have confidence issues but later regain it; much of what personal trainers do is actually a form of informal therapy - talking with the clients about personal problems they tell the trainers) and (duh) physical (trainers are {{hunk}}s; trainers and clients are physically very close to one another during their sessions) aspects. Many clients actually end their pre-training relationships to move on with their trainers. [[LoveDodecahedron And there's also trainers two-timing on their significant others and their two-timing clients with other two-timing clients...]] let's just say they [[ReallyGetsAround really get around]].

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* One profession in which affairs with the clients (whether male or female) are very common is personal trainers, due to chemical (training makes one release oxytocin AKA the "love hormone", endorphines which make one feel relaxed and happy and can even dull pain, emotions which make one be far more sexually receptive when felt, and pheromones which increase one's attractiveness to others), emotional (when a client goes training they're usually unkempt and the trainer accepts then them that way; trainers are there to pep you up and compliment you in order to encourage you to exercise; many people who go exercise at first have confidence issues but later regain it; much of what personal trainers do is actually a form of informal therapy - talking with the clients about personal problems they tell the trainers) and (duh) physical (trainers are {{hunk}}s; trainers and clients are physically very close to one another during their sessions) aspects. Many clients actually end their pre-training relationships to move on with their trainers. [[LoveDodecahedron And there's also trainers two-timing on their significant others and their two-timing clients with other two-timing clients...]] let's just say they [[ReallyGetsAround really get around]].
21st Dec '17 1:12:30 PM fruitstripegum
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* The {{anvilicious}} and conservative Mexican novel ''[[Literature/YouthInSexualEcstasy Juventud en Extásis]]'' [[{{Narm}} plays this trope for drama]] in the part in which the protagonist's mother tells him about their past: When he was newborn baby and his father was away on a trip she started an affair with an electric appliance repairman. Later she divorced the protagonist's father and married the repairman, who turned out to be an alcoholic, wife-beating child abuser.

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* The {{anvilicious}} and conservative Mexican novel ''[[Literature/YouthInSexualEcstasy Juventud en Extásis]]'' [[{{Narm}} plays this trope for drama]] in the part in which the protagonist's mother tells him about their past: When he was a newborn baby and his father was away on a trip she started an affair with an electric appliance repairman. Later she divorced the protagonist's father and married the repairman, who turned out to be an alcoholic, wife-beating child abuser.
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21st Dec '17 1:05:34 PM fruitstripegum
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* Comedian Gary Gulman has a routine where he complains about how [[NeverHeardThatOneBefore every time]] someone finds out that he's the only tall guy in his family, they say, "How tall is the milkman?" -- to which he first [[SarcasmMode thanks them for calling his mother a whore]], then points out that milkmen don't even exist in most places any more, listing other defunct professionals his mother might have had an affair with, such as the the chimney sweep and the town crier.

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* Comedian Gary Gulman has a routine where he complains about how [[NeverHeardThatOneBefore every time]] someone finds out that he's the only tall guy in his family, they say, "How tall is the milkman?" -- to which he first [[SarcasmMode thanks them for calling his mother a whore]], then points out that milkmen don't even exist in most places any more, listing other defunct professionals his mother might have had an affair with, such as the the chimney sweep and the town crier.
2nd Dec '17 8:25:47 AM Nire
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* A young boy stumbled across the perfect phrase to extort adults -- "[[ParanoiaFuel I know your secret.]]" By saying those words, he'd gotten a puppy from his father, a new bike from his mother, and a few candybars from the convenience store owner. On a whim, he said it to the milkman, who embraced the child while exclaiming "''[[LukeIAmYourFather Son]]''!"

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* A young boy stumbled across the perfect phrase to extort adults -- "[[ParanoiaFuel I know your secret.]]" By saying those words, he'd gotten a puppy from his father, a new bike from his mother, and a few candybars from the convenience store owner. On a whim, he said it to the milkman, who embraced the child while exclaiming "''[[LukeIAmYourFather Son]]''!"exclaiming, ''[[LukeIAmYourFather "Son!"]]''
28th Sep '17 3:33:47 AM JoeMerl
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* In ''Film/BigFish'', Edward describes how he had dreams which predicted the deaths of his family members just before they happened. Eventually, a dream told him his father would die. After being told this, his father became increasingly paranoid over the next few days. Then the milkman died. -->'''Edward:''' [[DontExplainTheJoke Because, you see, my mother was banging the milkman]].

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* In ''Film/BigFish'', Edward describes how he had dreams which predicted the deaths of his family members just before they happened. Eventually, a dream told him his father would die. After being told this, his father became increasingly paranoid over the next few days. Then the milkman died. died.
-->'''Edward:''' [[DontExplainTheJoke Because, you see, my mother was banging the milkman]].
28th Sep '17 3:25:02 AM JoeMerl
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* In ''Film/BigFish'', Edward describes how he had dreams which predicted the deaths of his family members just before they happened. Eventually, a dream told him his father would die. After being told this, his father became increasingly paranoid over the next few days. Then the milkman died. (It's a recycling of a pretty old joke.)

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* In ''Film/BigFish'', Edward describes how he had dreams which predicted the deaths of his family members just before they happened. Eventually, a dream told him his father would die. After being told this, his father became increasingly paranoid over the next few days. Then the milkman died. (It's a recycling of a pretty old joke.)-->'''Edward:''' [[DontExplainTheJoke Because, you see, my mother was banging the milkman]].
18th Sep '17 7:33:36 PM foomushroom
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* Satirized in ''Logjammin!'', the porno featuring "Bunny" (Tara Reid) in ''Film/TheBigLebowski'', with a cable repair technician in the milkman role.
7th Aug '17 12:56:34 PM Briguy52748
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* ''Divorce Court'' -- at least with the scripted 1957-1969 version, likely early in the series' run, this was used as a plot line at least once. Whether it was just a standard case of a woman looking for more excitement, thinking she could get away with it, or it rose to a more serious issue of the husband's health issues will likely never be known as many of the 1950s-1960s run has been erased.
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