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10th Jul '17 3:01:28 AM john_e
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* Murdo [=McSnood=], one of Russ Abbot's ViolentGlaswegian characters, boasts that he can 'trace his family right back to the milkman'.
29th Jun '17 2:20:37 PM faunas
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* One profession in which affairs with the clients (whether male or female) are very common is personal trainers, due to chemical (training makes one release oxytocin AKA the "love hormone", endorphines which make one feel relaxed and happy and can even dull pain, emotions which make one be far more sexually receptive when felt, and pheromones which increase one's attractiveness to others), emotional (when a client goes training they're usually unkempt and the trainer accepts then that way; trainers are there to pep you up and compliment you in order to encourage you to exercise; many people who go exercise at first have confidence issues but later regain it; much of what personal trainers do is actually a form of informal therapy - talking with the clients about personal problems they tell the trainers) and (duh) physical (trainers are {{hunk}}s) aspects. Many clients actually end their pre-training relationships to move on with their trainers. [[LoveDodecahedron And there's also trainers two-timing on their significant others and their two-timing clients with other two-timing clients...]] let's just say they [[ReallyGetsAround really get around]].

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* One profession in which affairs with the clients (whether male or female) are very common is personal trainers, due to chemical (training makes one release oxytocin AKA the "love hormone", endorphines which make one feel relaxed and happy and can even dull pain, emotions which make one be far more sexually receptive when felt, and pheromones which increase one's attractiveness to others), emotional (when a client goes training they're usually unkempt and the trainer accepts then that way; trainers are there to pep you up and compliment you in order to encourage you to exercise; many people who go exercise at first have confidence issues but later regain it; much of what personal trainers do is actually a form of informal therapy - talking with the clients about personal problems they tell the trainers) and (duh) physical (trainers are {{hunk}}s) {{hunk}}s; trainers and clients are physically very close to one another during their sessions) aspects. Many clients actually end their pre-training relationships to move on with their trainers. [[LoveDodecahedron And there's also trainers two-timing on their significant others and their two-timing clients with other two-timing clients...]] let's just say they [[ReallyGetsAround really get around]].
29th Jun '17 1:51:44 PM faunas
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* One profession in which affairs with the clients (whether male or female) are very common is personal trainers, due to chemical (training makes one release oxytocin AKA the "love hormone", endorphines which make one feel relaxed and happy and can even dull pain, emotions which make one be far more sexually receptive when felt, and pheromones which increase one's attractiveness to others), emotional (when a client goes training they're usually unkempt and the trainer accepts then that way; trainers are there to pep you up and compliment you in order to encourage you to exercise; many people who go exercise at first have confidence issues but later regain it; much of what personal trainers do is actually a form of informal therapy - talking with the clients about personal problems they tell the trainers) and (duh) physical (trainers are {{hunk}}s) aspects. Many clients actually end their pre-training relationships to move on with their trainers. [[LoveDodecahedron And there's also trainers two-timing on their significant others and their two-timing clients with other two-timing clients...]] let's just say they [[ReallyGetsAround really get around]].
21st Jun '17 9:19:37 AM RedScharlach
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* LordMelody's 1956 calypso "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wxs0nBG7qEw The Milkman]]" deals with a milkman having sex with Melody's wife on a daily basis. Melody's son observes it and tells him, which leads to Melody's wife hastily saying that she invited the milkman indoors cause it was raining. However, he doesn't fall for this as she is pregnant "too much bad milk swell up your belly".

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* LordMelody's 1956 calypso "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wxs0nBG7qEw The Milkman]]" deals with a milkman having sex with Melody's wife on a daily basis. Melody's son observes it and tells him, which leads to Melody's wife hastily saying that she invited the milkman indoors cause it was raining. However, he doesn't fall for this as she is pregnant pregnant: "too much bad milk swell up your belly".



* The theme of [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meri_Wilson Meri Wilson]]'s novelty hit ''Telephone Man'', and also of several follow-up songs, including ''Peter, The Meter Reader''.



* In 1925, American housewife Ruth Snyder began an affair with Henry Judd Gray, a door-to-door corset salesman. She fraudulently took out a large insurance policy on her husband Albert in collusion with their insurance agent and postman, who would ring the bell twice when delivering an insurance statement so that she could collect it in secret. In 1927, Snyder and her lover successfully murdered her husband in a staged burglary after ''seven'' failed attempts, but their ruse was soon found out and they were arrested, tried, sentenced to death, and executed by electric chair. The story is the inspiration for the noir film ''Film/DoubleIndemnity'', it's loose remake ''Film/BodyHeat'', and the title of the novel ''Literature/ThePostmanAlwaysRingsTwice'' (and [[Film/ThePostmanAlwaysRingsTwice1946 both film]] [[ThePostmanAlwaysRingsTwice1981 adaptations]]) is a reference to the infamous case.

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* In 1925, American housewife Ruth Snyder began an affair with Henry Judd Gray, a door-to-door corset salesman. She fraudulently took out a large insurance policy on her husband Albert in collusion with their insurance agent and postman, who would ring the bell twice when delivering an insurance statement so that she could collect it in secret. In 1927, Snyder and her lover successfully murdered her husband in a staged burglary after ''seven'' failed attempts, but their ruse was soon found out and they were arrested, tried, sentenced to death, and executed by electric chair. The story is the inspiration for the noir film ''Film/DoubleIndemnity'', it's its loose remake ''Film/BodyHeat'', and the title of the novel ''Literature/ThePostmanAlwaysRingsTwice'' (and [[Film/ThePostmanAlwaysRingsTwice1946 both film]] [[ThePostmanAlwaysRingsTwice1981 adaptations]]) is a reference to the infamous case.
28th Apr '17 1:39:31 PM Madrugada
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* One profession in which affairs with the clients (whether male or female) are very common is personal trainers, due to chemical (training makes one release oxytocin AKA the "love hormone", endorphines which make one feel relaxed and happy and can even dull pain, emotions which make one be far more sexually receptive when felt, and pheromones which increase one's attractiveness to others), emotional (when a client goes training they're usually unkempt and the trainer accepts then that way; trainers are there to pep you up and compliment you in order to encourage you to exercise; many people who go exercise at first have confidence issues but later regain it; much of what personal trainers do is actually a form of informal therapy - talking with the clients about personal problems they tell the trainers) and (duh) physical (trainers are {{hunk}}s) aspects. Many clients actually end their pre-training relationships to move on with their trainers. [[LoveDodecahedron And there's also trainers two-timing on their significant others and their two-timing clients with other two-timing clients...]] let's just say everyone ReallyGetsAround.

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* One profession in which affairs with the clients (whether male or female) are very common is personal trainers, due to chemical (training makes one release oxytocin AKA the "love hormone", endorphines which make one feel relaxed and happy and can even dull pain, emotions which make one be far more sexually receptive when felt, and pheromones which increase one's attractiveness to others), emotional (when a client goes training they're usually unkempt and the trainer accepts then that way; trainers are there to pep you up and compliment you in order to encourage you to exercise; many people who go exercise at first have confidence issues but later regain it; much of what personal trainers do is actually a form of informal therapy - talking with the clients about personal problems they tell the trainers) and (duh) physical (trainers are {{hunk}}s) aspects. Many clients actually end their pre-training relationships to move on with their trainers. [[LoveDodecahedron And there's also trainers two-timing on their significant others and their two-timing clients with other two-timing clients...]] let's just say everyone ReallyGetsAround.
28th Apr '17 1:32:29 PM Madrugada
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* ''Literature/FiftyShadesOfGrey'' has this be Christian's attitude about beautiful women. According to him, beautiful women are ''incapable'' of not having sex practically non-stop, because their beauty makes them sexually desireable to every man. He also doesn't differentiate between consensual sex and rape. This attitude is blatantly obvious, when he is shocked to hear that Anastasia is a 22-year-old virgin, and later is [[CrazyJealousGuy insanely jealous]] of José, a good friend of Anastasia's, and her boss, Jack Hyde, who tried to force Anastasia to sleep with him.

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* ''Literature/FiftyShadesOfGrey'' has this be Christian's attitude about beautiful women. According to him, beautiful women are ''incapable'' of not having sex practically non-stop, because their beauty makes them sexually desireable to every man. He also doesn't differentiate between consensual sex and rape. This attitude is blatantly obvious, when he is shocked to hear that Anastasia is a 22-year-old virgin, and later is [[CrazyJealousGuy insanely jealous]] of José, a good friend of Anastasia's, and her boss, Jack Hyde, who tried to force Anastasia to sleep with him.
28th Apr '17 1:28:43 PM Madrugada
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* On ''The Album of the Soundtrack of the Trailer of the Film of Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail'', a logician complains about various logical errors in the film, following multiple tangents to a rant about his wife's affair with the milkman. (It's not on the actual soundtrack of the film, which is why this example isn't under "Film".)



* On ''The Album of the Soundtrack of the Trailer of the Film of Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail'', a logician complains about various logical errors in the film, following multiple tangents to a rant about his wife's affair with the milkman.
22nd Apr '17 9:25:17 PM ironballs16
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* A very overt version - coupled with MamasBabyPapasMaybe - [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2dqZatdSQA for Klondike bars]], of all things.
13th Apr '17 8:17:01 AM randomtroper89
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* One profession in which affairs with the clients (whether male or female) are very common is personal trainers, due to chemical (training makes one release oxytocin AKA the "love hormone", endorphines which make one feel relaxed and happy and can even dull pain, emotions which make one be far more sexually receptive when felt, and pheromones which increase one's attractiveness to others), emotional (when a client goes training they're usually unkempt and the trainer accepts then that way; trainers are there to pep you up and compliment you in order to encourage you to exercise; many people who go exercise at first have confidence issues but later regain it; much of what personal trainers do is actually a form of informal therapy - talking with the clients about personal problems they tell the trainers) and (duh) physical (trainers are {{hunk}}s) aspects. Many clients actually end their pre-training relationships to move on with their trainers. [[LoveDodecahedron And there's also trainers two-timing on their significant others and their two-timing clients with other two-timing clients...]] let's just say they ReallyGetAround.

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* One profession in which affairs with the clients (whether male or female) are very common is personal trainers, due to chemical (training makes one release oxytocin AKA the "love hormone", endorphines which make one feel relaxed and happy and can even dull pain, emotions which make one be far more sexually receptive when felt, and pheromones which increase one's attractiveness to others), emotional (when a client goes training they're usually unkempt and the trainer accepts then that way; trainers are there to pep you up and compliment you in order to encourage you to exercise; many people who go exercise at first have confidence issues but later regain it; much of what personal trainers do is actually a form of informal therapy - talking with the clients about personal problems they tell the trainers) and (duh) physical (trainers are {{hunk}}s) aspects. Many clients actually end their pre-training relationships to move on with their trainers. [[LoveDodecahedron And there's also trainers two-timing on their significant others and their two-timing clients with other two-timing clients...]] let's just say they ReallyGetAround.everyone ReallyGetsAround.
23rd Mar '17 4:10:20 PM onionmaster
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* LordMelody's 1956 calypso "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wxs0nBG7qEw The Milkman]]" deals with a milkman having sex with Melody's wife on a daily basis. Melody's son observes it and tells him, which leads to Melody's wife hastily saying that she invited the milkman indoors cause it was raining. However, he doesn't fall for this as she is pregnant "too much bad milk swell up your belly".
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