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-->[[DeadpanSnarker ''So I've got the trinkets. Brunhilda is still snoring away. Cujo, the killer schnauzer, is still locked in the bathroom. I close the safe, restore the power, slide the window back exactly the way it was – 8 minutes flat. Personal best for a private residence where I didn't have the floorplan going in. I drop down to the alley – and there… he… is…The Batman. Caped Crusader. Dark Knight. Guardian of Gotham. Crime Fighter extraordinaire. I am Vengeance, I am Justice, I am in desperate need of a personality transplant… Batman.'']]

-->[[DeadpanSnarker ''In full regalia – looking like Sir Lancelot dipped in tar but not yet feathered.'']]

-->''And he speaks: [[CaptainObvious "I don't think those jewels belong to you."]]''

-->[[DeadpanSnarker ''I salute you, World's Greatest Detective.'']]


A fascinating collection of fan fictions that center around the original and most widely known Comicbook/{{Catwoman}} incarnation, Selina Kyle, and her evolving relationship with Batman, both when masked and not. The series started in 2000. It all begins when Selina, fed up with [[MaliciousSlander the Gotham Post's continual smearing of her good name]], [[ClearMyName starts up a stage show at the Hijinx Playhouse]], named [[TitleDrop Cat Tales]]. Things really take off when Bruce Wayne hears about the show, and decides to go see it, supposedly just to see if it "really is her". Humiliated by her accusations that he is an uptight prig, he decides to prove her wrong. [[HilarityEnsues Things snowball from there.]]

Can be found [[http://catwoman-cattales.com/ here]] or [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/22266/chris_dee here]].

!!This WebOriginal displays the following tropes:

* ActionGirl: Catwoman, every female superhero or former superhero.
* ActuallyPrettyFunny: This is, word for word, the description Bruce gives to Dick of the second part of Catwoman's show.
* AGodAmI: Ivy is convinced of this, which is why she suffers a VillainousBreakdown after the world decides to [[HumiliationConga prove her wrong.]]
* AndNowForSomeoneCompletelyDifferent: One story is narrated from Alfred's first person POV.
* ArchivePanic: the series has been running for over 10 years now, and the 60+ stories don't shirk on length.
* ArtifactTitle: The title was derived from the name of Selina's stage show, which closed two or three stories in.
* AuthorAppeal: "Trick Or Treat" shows that Chris Dee knows quite a bit about Sherlock Holmes.
* AwesomenessByAnalysis
* BadGuyBar: The Ice Berg Lounge. Also, they have instant messaging.
** When [[spoiler: the Iceberg gets burned to the ground,]] Vault quickly becomes the Rogue's new watering hole.
* BatmanColdOpen
* BatmanGambit: Pretty much a given.
* BattleCouple: Tim (Robin III) and Cassandra Cain (Batgirl II) are dating. Mind you she could probably snap his back over her knee.
* BerserkButton: any reference to Bruce being accepted as part of the Rogues' Gallery extended family usually sends him into a roaring case of [[KnightTemplar Psy]][[AxCrazy cho]][[RoaringRampageOfRevenge bat.]]
* BetaCouple: Lois and Clark... in Clark's ideal world, Lois would be his wingman on getting the whole Bruce/Selina marriage thing happening. Unfortunately for him, Lois has got good survival instincts and knows not to tempt cat claws...
** Dick and Barbara are also this, [[TheyDo after they get married.]] they're basically an example of what Bruce and Selina could be, [[DysfunctionJunction if they weren't both so neurotic.]]
* BlackWidow: The Penguin picks one up through an ad in the Personals. The Huntress recognizes her, though, and warns the rogues. knowing that if Oswald dies, [[BadGuyBar The Iceberg]] falls down around their heads, Two-Face and Mad Hatter [[{{Brainwashed}} take matters]] [[PutOnABus into their]] [[DearJohnLetter own hands.]]
* CatsAreSnarkers: This IS Catwoman we're talking about... Though Whiskers and Nutmeg, her two cats, also count.
* {{Chickification}}: Poison Ivy. In almost every single PostCrisis depiction of her character, she has a poisonous kiss, is a skilled chemist, and, while less common, is able to psionically control all plant life. here, however, she's pretty much just a gardener with pheromones, a weak control plants, and a massive ego. She needs to take magical steroids in order to pull off any large-scale manipulation of plants.
** Talia is equally de-badassed. Master of armed and unarmed combat? Nope, can't even get into a non-lethal catfight with Selina without tripping over her own two feet. Genius-level intellect? Nuh-uh, can't even plan out something more complicated than a MissingStepsPlan. Skilled in Managerial tasks and has helped keep both the League of Assassins and DEMON in the black for decades? No way, she can't even balance her checkbook and provide for her own welfare without daddy's credit card, let alone anybody else. secretly undermined Lex-Corp during Luthor's stint as president, leaked Luthor's under-the-table dealings to Superman and blew the whole company out to Wayne Enterprises when the time came to take him down? HAH! she tanked that multi-billion dollar, Multinational company all by herself, no motivation necessary! Seeing as how Talia is Selina's main rival for Batman's affections, [[DieForOurShip this is blatantly intentional]], especially as Talia ends up [[spoiler: falling for an OC]].
* ClassyCatBurglar: As opposed to [[MaliciousSlander that tramp from the Gotham Post.]]
* ClingyJealousGirl: Talia to Batman, HARD. also, Ivy to Harvey/Two-Face, [[{{Tsundere}}even though she'll never admit she actually wants him.]]
* CrossOver: With other fanfictions hosted by the same site.
* CrowningMomentofAwesome
* CrowningMomentofFunny
* CrowningMomentofHeartwarming
* DatingCatwoman: Duh.
** surprisingly [[DeconstructedTrope deconstructed.]] Selina balks heavily at every instance of Batman [[ControlFreak asserting that it has to be done his way,]] and Bruce slips into an {{Ax Crazy}} {{Knight Templar}} version of himself, dubbed Psychobat by just about everybody, whenever Selina's criminal past comes around and flaunts it's presence in front of him. they considered breaking up once or twice during some of the harsher episodes. they're still absurdly in love with each other, but it's not all rainbows and kittens after they hook up.
* DeadpanSnarker: Jason Blood. Just... wow. This is his reaction when Poison Ivy tries to green him: “Just because I look at you when you speak, you shouldn’t assume that means I’m listening to or care about what you say. That’s just something I do to be polite.” Both sides of Two-Face start a fan club for Jason when they hear about this.
** Also: "In the interests of proceeding before the fabric of space-time erupts into a flame of un-existence, let us say that I’m satisfied with your typically female and feline assurances uncorroborated by any rational explanation whatsoever."
* DisproportionateRetribution: Clayface getting Poison Ivy a Christmas gift of Potpourri (dead and dried-out flowers meant to smell good) resulted in him [[PersonaNonGrata blackballed from the Iceberg]] for years so they didn't have to deal with Ivy freaking out and destroying the bar.
* DroppedABridgeOnHim: Stephanie Brown is murdered offscreen by a serial killer between two chapters of "Polishing Silver."
* FirstPersonSmartass: Selina slips into this.
* {{Flanderization}}: Pretty much any woman Batman has ever been hinted at romantically besides Selina has had their negative personality characteristics played UpToEleven so that they are nothing but annoying self-absorbed harpies or immature, irrisponsible idiots; there is little doubt [[DieForOurShip that this is entirely intentional]]. Character development eventually brings (some, but not all of) them out of this, but the fact that they were in this at all is so disappointing from an otherwise amazing author.
* FunctionalMagic: Rule Magic; specifically, anything you do gets paid back threefold. [[LaserGuidedKarma Doesn't work out so well for Zatanna]] [[LaserGuidedAmnesia when she tried]] [[ComicBook/IdentityCrisis to mind-wipe Batman.]]
* GayParee: Selina trained here.
* GenreSavvy: Greg "Giggles" Brady has this by the truckload. Joker gets that "let's kill all the henchmen because it's Thursday" glint in his eye? Time to take the hyenas for a walk! Is that Batman approaching? Better be the first one to fight him, because the last henchman standing usually gets used as a hostage. He's a self-appointed "brawler" because the lookouts have a short life span.
* GotMeDoingIt: At one point, much to his consternation, Batman catches himself following Catwoman's lead in referring to Two-Face and the Riddler as Harvey and Eddie.
* GreenEyedMonster: ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE. you can probably count the characters, that get any amount of screen time, and are never jealous of somebody's romantic entanglements, on one hand.
* HappilyMarried: Clark and Lois, of course. Bruce and Selina are also this as a practical matter, lack of rings or ceremony notwithstanding. Dick and Barbara as well, after the wedding.
* HardWorkHardlyWorks: Averted. Anybody who uses magic to do what regular hard work would also do gets a blast of LaserGuidedKarma to the face. Batman is quite aware of this, which is one of the reasons that he really hates magic.
* HeelRealization: Talia Al Ghul's messy breakup with [[NamedAfterSomebodyFamous Gr]][[EmbarrassingFirstName eg]] [[TheBradyBunch Brady]], she actually realizes how neurotic and obsessed she's gotten about Batman, and actually begins a slow process of [[LoveRedeems shaping up her life so she can get Greg back.]]
* HumiliationConga: Arranged for [[FrankMiller F. Miller.]]
* HyperCompetentSidekick: Sly, the bartender at the [[BadGuyBar Iceberg]]. He's dedicated to keeping the bar up and running, and it's clear that he could take over the Gotham underworld if he put his mind to it (considering that in trying to keep the Iceberg afloat, he's executed an inadvertent ''coup d'etat'' over Penguin - ''twice'').
* INeedAFreakingDrink: The [[HilarityEnsues events]] of Dick and Barbara's wedding finally get Selina doing this. By the time thnigs settle down and Bruce finds her, she's quite tipsy (which basically means she talks a lot more than she usually does).
* IronicEcho: "It seemed like a good idea at the time." Said first by Selina to Bruce in "Normal", and by Bruce to Selina later in "Catfight".
* JustFriends: Eddie/The Riddler and Selina/Catwoman. Asking the former if it's really more than friends leads to bouts of SheIsNotMyGirlfriend, as described below.
* LegacyCharacter: Clayface disguises himself as the Monarch of Menace, an old Silver Age villain, to get around the unofficial [[PersonaNonGrata ban from the Iceberg]] that Poison Ivy's [[DisproportionateRetribution freak out about a bad Christmas present]] caused. he later decided he didn't even care and returned as himself.
* LoveRedeems: Catwoman stops stealing a short while after hooking up with Batman, though it's slightly subverted by how she keeps up pretenses in front of other Rouges.
* MagicAIsMagicA: [[spoiler:[[CosmicRetcon Zatanna learns the hard way]] [[DePower that the universe really doesn't like it]] [[MutuallyExclusiveMagic when you use White Magic to do undeniably evil things...]]]]
* MagicVersusScience: given that this is a Superhero series, both have their merits and are given their due, but Batman's dislike of magic is proven valid more than once via LaserGuidedKarma: whatever you do with magic gets returned to you three-fold, generally in the most inconvenient time possible.
* MonsterClown: J-O-K-E-R.
* MyGodWhatHaveIDone: Miriam, the owner of [[TheLittleShopThatWasntThereYesterday the local magic goods shop]], has one of these when she realizes that Poison Ivy, the woman she just sold power-enhancing magic rituals to, is the same person that caused the forest trees to attack the Highland Games.
* NeverRecycleYourSchemes: {{Lampshaded}} by the Rogues: 'Writer's Block' hits them all from time to time in creating new themed crimes.
* TheNeidermeyer: Ulstarn, Ra's Al Ghul's regional leader in Gotham, is a huge ass-kissing paranoid {{Jerkass}}. even Ra's can't stand him, which is why he sent him halfway across the world.
* NoodleIncident: Superman's bachelor party.
** In "Riddle Me-Tropolis": How did Riddler get Superman welded into that giant robot at the museum?
* NotSoDifferent: Batman does not take it well when Superman points out that both he and The Riddler, by Batman's own description, are motivated by injustice: Batman by the fact that crime exists in his city, and Riddler by the fact that the idiots and bullies of the world are the ones who always succeed over genuinely smart people.
* OmniscientDatabase: Well, it is the Batcomputer...
* ParodySue: Nocturna seems to be Chris Dee's take on this trope. making her debut by robbing Batman and getting away with it? Check. 'entralling' the male half of the Iceberg with heady monologues about the night? Check. Obsession with seducing Batman with a wave of her arm and a monologue, ignoring the fact that the other villainesses, sans catwoman, have tried and failed dozens of times? Natch. what makes her this instead of a bad MarySue is that she has absolutely no respect from the rogues, and is captured, literally, by being duped by the other villainesses into thinking Azrael was the better seduction target, with absolutely no effort expended by the Bat-crew. her own husband even thinks she's a nutcase and wishes she'd never convinced him into the Thief Of The Night/Nocturna gig, [[OnlySaneMan instead wanting to tour Gotham like a normal person.]]
** Since Nocturna/Natalia Knight is a canon character, it can also be read as another giant TakeThat.
* PutOnABus: more than a few characters have been more or less written out over the course of the series: Clayface, Talia, Greg Brady, Etc. [[TheBusCameBack Characters subjected to this]] [[CommutingOnABus have been known to reappear again, though,]] so it's hard to tell if something will stick.
* RefugeInAudacity: Catwoman doesn't like her press. What does she do? Open up an off-Broadway show where she riffs on her negative publicity.
* RetCon: Everything about Catwoman ever written by FrankMiller and his spiritual descendants has been eviscerated, through the above concept: it's all published in a skanky newspaper (or a trashy biography) [[MaliciousSlander and not 'real']].
* SilkHidingSteel: This trope is used by generations of [[HouseWife Wayne women]] to... ''influence'' their husbands.
* ServileSnarker: Alfred, as always.
* SheIsNotMyGirlfriend: Eddie is horrified when people suggest that he's in love with Selina; not because of the woman herself (he does get [[DistractedByTheSexy rather flustered]] when that conversation comes up), but because they are JustFriends (and he's terrified Batman will hear about it and [[DisproportionateRetribution break his legs for casting eyes at his woman]]).
* SitcomArchNemesis: Alfred and the neighbor's French chef, Anatole.
* {{Spinoff}}: Fans of the universe have created more than a few side-stories to the main universe. they're all listed [[http://catwoman-cattales.com/index.html here.]]
* SlapSlapKiss: Harvey Dent and Poison Ivy.
* TakeThat: "Pussywhipped" makes it abundantly clear that Chris Dee does not like FrankMiller's take on Batman.
** Canon developments the author doesn't like tend to be portrayed as more tabloid lies. These range from the existence of Nyssa Raatko to Killer Croc's cannibalism to [[UnfortunateImplications Renee Montoya being a lesbian]].
** A bit of clarification for the final one above: the issue is not with Renee Montoya being a lesbian in the comics so much as the assumption that a female cop HAS to be gay, like a woman couldn't be both a cop and straight.
*** Not to mention that Montoya being a lesbian also came with running her life into the ground and a tendency to [[DrowningMySorrows drown her sorrows]] in booze and casual sex, something which is UnfortunateImplications all on its own (the idea that homosexuals are inherently screwed-up people who can't ever be happy).
* TeamMom: Slowly but surely, Catwoman is becoming this to the Bat Family, after being with Bruce for the last three years in-universe. This is most apparent by how she's mentoring Cassie in relationships with boys and sneaking into buildings.
* {{Tsundere}}: Harvey Dent and Poison Ivy's relationship has this by the truckload.
* UrbanLegendLoveLife: [[InvokedTrope Invoked]] by Bruce: he can't be [[RichIdiotWithNoDayJob the Fop]] without some sex exploits of him, but he can't let [[DumbBlonde the 'Bimbos' he dates]] see all the scars he's gotten from fighting crime. solution? get them drunk, lay them out in the manor, and [[WhatDidIDoLastNight let them fill in the blanks.]]
* VillainProtagonist: a large portion of the stories are primarily written from Catwoman's point of view, not that she acts particularly villainous.
** Except when committing robberies just to show that she can, providing a location for the worst criminal element to congregate and lay their plans, or convincing Batman to funnel ''more crime'' into the poorest part of town while rationalizing that it's not like she has anything against orphans or anything.
* VillainousHarlequin: Guess who, puddin'?
* WellDoneSonGuy: Dick, [[EpiphanyTherapy until he gets]] [[LikeFatherLikeSon over it.]]

to:

-->[[DeadpanSnarker ''So I've got the trinkets. Brunhilda is still snoring away. Cujo, the killer schnauzer, is still locked in the bathroom. I close the safe, restore the power, slide the window back exactly the way it was – 8 minutes flat. Personal best for a private residence where I didn't have the floorplan going in. I drop down to the alley – and there… he… is…The Batman. Caped Crusader. Dark Knight. Guardian of Gotham. Crime Fighter extraordinaire. I am Vengeance, I am Justice, I am in desperate need of a personality transplant… Batman.'']]

-->[[DeadpanSnarker ''In full regalia – looking like Sir Lancelot dipped in tar but not yet feathered.'']]

-->''And he speaks: [[CaptainObvious "I don't think those jewels belong to you."]]''

-->[[DeadpanSnarker ''I salute you, World's Greatest Detective.'']]


A fascinating collection of fan fictions that center around the original and most widely known Comicbook/{{Catwoman}} incarnation, Selina Kyle, and her evolving relationship with Batman, both when masked and not. The series started in 2000. It all begins when Selina, fed up with [[MaliciousSlander the Gotham Post's continual smearing of her good name]], [[ClearMyName starts up a stage show at the Hijinx Playhouse]], named [[TitleDrop Cat Tales]]. Things really take off when Bruce Wayne hears about the show, and decides to go see it, supposedly just to see if it "really is her". Humiliated by her accusations that he is an uptight prig, he decides to prove her wrong. [[HilarityEnsues Things snowball from there.]]

Can be found [[http://catwoman-cattales.com/ here]] or [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/22266/chris_dee here]].

!!This WebOriginal displays the following tropes:

* ActionGirl: Catwoman, every female superhero or former superhero.
* ActuallyPrettyFunny: This is, word for word, the description Bruce gives to Dick of the second part of Catwoman's show.
* AGodAmI: Ivy is convinced of this, which is why she suffers a VillainousBreakdown after the world decides to [[HumiliationConga prove her wrong.]]
* AndNowForSomeoneCompletelyDifferent: One story is narrated from Alfred's first person POV.
* ArchivePanic: the series has been running for over 10 years now, and the 60+ stories don't shirk on length.
* ArtifactTitle: The title was derived from the name of Selina's stage show, which closed two or three stories in.
* AuthorAppeal: "Trick Or Treat" shows that Chris Dee knows quite a bit about Sherlock Holmes.
* AwesomenessByAnalysis
* BadGuyBar: The Ice Berg Lounge. Also, they have instant messaging.
** When [[spoiler: the Iceberg gets burned to the ground,]] Vault quickly becomes the Rogue's new watering hole.
* BatmanColdOpen
* BatmanGambit: Pretty much a given.
* BattleCouple: Tim (Robin III) and Cassandra Cain (Batgirl II) are dating. Mind you she could probably snap his back over her knee.
* BerserkButton: any reference to Bruce being accepted as part of the Rogues' Gallery extended family usually sends him into a roaring case of [[KnightTemplar Psy]][[AxCrazy cho]][[RoaringRampageOfRevenge bat.]]
* BetaCouple: Lois and Clark... in Clark's ideal world, Lois would be his wingman on getting the whole Bruce/Selina marriage thing happening. Unfortunately for him, Lois has got good survival instincts and knows not to tempt cat claws...
** Dick and Barbara are also this, [[TheyDo after they get married.]] they're basically an example of what Bruce and Selina could be, [[DysfunctionJunction if they weren't both so neurotic.]]
* BlackWidow: The Penguin picks one up through an ad in the Personals. The Huntress recognizes her, though, and warns the rogues. knowing that if Oswald dies, [[BadGuyBar The Iceberg]] falls down around their heads, Two-Face and Mad Hatter [[{{Brainwashed}} take matters]] [[PutOnABus into their]] [[DearJohnLetter own hands.]]
* CatsAreSnarkers: This IS Catwoman we're talking about... Though Whiskers and Nutmeg, her two cats, also count.
* {{Chickification}}: Poison Ivy. In almost every single PostCrisis depiction of her character, she has a poisonous kiss, is a skilled chemist, and, while less common, is able to psionically control all plant life. here, however, she's pretty much just a gardener with pheromones, a weak control plants, and a massive ego. She needs to take magical steroids in order to pull off any large-scale manipulation of plants.
** Talia is equally de-badassed. Master of armed and unarmed combat? Nope, can't even get into a non-lethal catfight with Selina without tripping over her own two feet. Genius-level intellect? Nuh-uh, can't even plan out something more complicated than a MissingStepsPlan. Skilled in Managerial tasks and has helped keep both the League of Assassins and DEMON in the black for decades? No way, she can't even balance her checkbook and provide for her own welfare without daddy's credit card, let alone anybody else. secretly undermined Lex-Corp during Luthor's stint as president, leaked Luthor's under-the-table dealings to Superman and blew the whole company out to Wayne Enterprises when the time came to take him down? HAH! she tanked that multi-billion dollar, Multinational company all by herself, no motivation necessary! Seeing as how Talia is Selina's main rival for Batman's affections, [[DieForOurShip this is blatantly intentional]], especially as Talia ends up [[spoiler: falling for an OC]].
* ClassyCatBurglar: As opposed to [[MaliciousSlander that tramp from the Gotham Post.]]
* ClingyJealousGirl: Talia to Batman, HARD. also, Ivy to Harvey/Two-Face, [[{{Tsundere}}even though she'll never admit she actually wants him.]]
* CrossOver: With other fanfictions hosted by the same site.
* CrowningMomentofAwesome
* CrowningMomentofFunny
* CrowningMomentofHeartwarming
* DatingCatwoman: Duh.
** surprisingly [[DeconstructedTrope deconstructed.]] Selina balks heavily at every instance of Batman [[ControlFreak asserting that it has to be done his way,]] and Bruce slips into an {{Ax Crazy}} {{Knight Templar}} version of himself, dubbed Psychobat by just about everybody, whenever Selina's criminal past comes around and flaunts it's presence in front of him. they considered breaking up once or twice during some of the harsher episodes. they're still absurdly in love with each other, but it's not all rainbows and kittens after they hook up.
* DeadpanSnarker: Jason Blood. Just... wow. This is his reaction when Poison Ivy tries to green him: “Just because I look at you when you speak, you shouldn’t assume that means I’m listening to or care about what you say. That’s just something I do to be polite.” Both sides of Two-Face start a fan club for Jason when they hear about this.
** Also: "In the interests of proceeding before the fabric of space-time erupts into a flame of un-existence, let us say that I’m satisfied with your typically female and feline assurances uncorroborated by any rational explanation whatsoever."
* DisproportionateRetribution: Clayface getting Poison Ivy a Christmas gift of Potpourri (dead and dried-out flowers meant to smell good) resulted in him [[PersonaNonGrata blackballed from the Iceberg]] for years so they didn't have to deal with Ivy freaking out and destroying the bar.
* DroppedABridgeOnHim: Stephanie Brown is murdered offscreen by a serial killer between two chapters of "Polishing Silver."
* FirstPersonSmartass: Selina slips into this.
* {{Flanderization}}: Pretty much any woman Batman has ever been hinted at romantically besides Selina has had their negative personality characteristics played UpToEleven so that they are nothing but annoying self-absorbed harpies or immature, irrisponsible idiots; there is little doubt [[DieForOurShip that this is entirely intentional]]. Character development eventually brings (some, but not all of) them out of this, but the fact that they were in this at all is so disappointing from an otherwise amazing author.
* FunctionalMagic: Rule Magic; specifically, anything you do gets paid back threefold. [[LaserGuidedKarma Doesn't work out so well for Zatanna]] [[LaserGuidedAmnesia when she tried]] [[ComicBook/IdentityCrisis to mind-wipe Batman.]]
* GayParee: Selina trained here.
* GenreSavvy: Greg "Giggles" Brady has this by the truckload. Joker gets that "let's kill all the henchmen because it's Thursday" glint in his eye? Time to take the hyenas for a walk! Is that Batman approaching? Better be the first one to fight him, because the last henchman standing usually gets used as a hostage. He's a self-appointed "brawler" because the lookouts have a short life span.
* GotMeDoingIt: At one point, much to his consternation, Batman catches himself following Catwoman's lead in referring to Two-Face and the Riddler as Harvey and Eddie.
* GreenEyedMonster: ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE. you can probably count the characters, that get any amount of screen time, and are never jealous of somebody's romantic entanglements, on one hand.
* HappilyMarried: Clark and Lois, of course. Bruce and Selina are also this as a practical matter, lack of rings or ceremony notwithstanding. Dick and Barbara as well, after the wedding.
* HardWorkHardlyWorks: Averted. Anybody who uses magic to do what regular hard work would also do gets a blast of LaserGuidedKarma to the face. Batman is quite aware of this, which is one of the reasons that he really hates magic.
* HeelRealization: Talia Al Ghul's messy breakup with [[NamedAfterSomebodyFamous Gr]][[EmbarrassingFirstName eg]] [[TheBradyBunch Brady]], she actually realizes how neurotic and obsessed she's gotten about Batman, and actually begins a slow process of [[LoveRedeems shaping up her life so she can get Greg back.]]
* HumiliationConga: Arranged for [[FrankMiller F. Miller.]]
* HyperCompetentSidekick: Sly, the bartender at the [[BadGuyBar Iceberg]]. He's dedicated to keeping the bar up and running, and it's clear that he could take over the Gotham underworld if he put his mind to it (considering that in trying to keep the Iceberg afloat, he's executed an inadvertent ''coup d'etat'' over Penguin - ''twice'').
* INeedAFreakingDrink: The [[HilarityEnsues events]] of Dick and Barbara's wedding finally get Selina doing this. By the time thnigs settle down and Bruce finds her, she's quite tipsy (which basically means she talks a lot more than she usually does).
* IronicEcho: "It seemed like a good idea at the time." Said first by Selina to Bruce in "Normal", and by Bruce to Selina later in "Catfight".
* JustFriends: Eddie/The Riddler and Selina/Catwoman. Asking the former if it's really more than friends leads to bouts of SheIsNotMyGirlfriend, as described below.
* LegacyCharacter: Clayface disguises himself as the Monarch of Menace, an old Silver Age villain, to get around the unofficial [[PersonaNonGrata ban from the Iceberg]] that Poison Ivy's [[DisproportionateRetribution freak out about a bad Christmas present]] caused. he later decided he didn't even care and returned as himself.
* LoveRedeems: Catwoman stops stealing a short while after hooking up with Batman, though it's slightly subverted by how she keeps up pretenses in front of other Rouges.
* MagicAIsMagicA: [[spoiler:[[CosmicRetcon Zatanna learns the hard way]] [[DePower that the universe really doesn't like it]] [[MutuallyExclusiveMagic when you use White Magic to do undeniably evil things...]]]]
* MagicVersusScience: given that this is a Superhero series, both have their merits and are given their due, but Batman's dislike of magic is proven valid more than once via LaserGuidedKarma: whatever you do with magic gets returned to you three-fold, generally in the most inconvenient time possible.
* MonsterClown: J-O-K-E-R.
* MyGodWhatHaveIDone: Miriam, the owner of [[TheLittleShopThatWasntThereYesterday the local magic goods shop]], has one of these when she realizes that Poison Ivy, the woman she just sold power-enhancing magic rituals to, is the same person that caused the forest trees to attack the Highland Games.
* NeverRecycleYourSchemes: {{Lampshaded}} by the Rogues: 'Writer's Block' hits them all from time to time in creating new themed crimes.
* TheNeidermeyer: Ulstarn, Ra's Al Ghul's regional leader in Gotham, is a huge ass-kissing paranoid {{Jerkass}}. even Ra's can't stand him, which is why he sent him halfway across the world.
* NoodleIncident: Superman's bachelor party.
** In "Riddle Me-Tropolis": How did Riddler get Superman welded into that giant robot at the museum?
* NotSoDifferent: Batman does not take it well when Superman points out that both he and The Riddler, by Batman's own description, are motivated by injustice: Batman by the fact that crime exists in his city, and Riddler by the fact that the idiots and bullies of the world are the ones who always succeed over genuinely smart people.
* OmniscientDatabase: Well, it is the Batcomputer...
* ParodySue: Nocturna seems to be Chris Dee's take on this trope. making her debut by robbing Batman and getting away with it? Check. 'entralling' the male half of the Iceberg with heady monologues about the night? Check. Obsession with seducing Batman with a wave of her arm and a monologue, ignoring the fact that the other villainesses, sans catwoman, have tried and failed dozens of times? Natch. what makes her this instead of a bad MarySue is that she has absolutely no respect from the rogues, and is captured, literally, by being duped by the other villainesses into thinking Azrael was the better seduction target, with absolutely no effort expended by the Bat-crew. her own husband even thinks she's a nutcase and wishes she'd never convinced him into the Thief Of The Night/Nocturna gig, [[OnlySaneMan instead wanting to tour Gotham like a normal person.]]
** Since Nocturna/Natalia Knight is a canon character, it can also be read as another giant TakeThat.
* PutOnABus: more than a few characters have been more or less written out over the course of the series: Clayface, Talia, Greg Brady, Etc. [[TheBusCameBack Characters subjected to this]] [[CommutingOnABus have been known to reappear again, though,]] so it's hard to tell if something will stick.
* RefugeInAudacity: Catwoman doesn't like her press. What does she do? Open up an off-Broadway show where she riffs on her negative publicity.
* RetCon: Everything about Catwoman ever written by FrankMiller and his spiritual descendants has been eviscerated, through the above concept: it's all published in a skanky newspaper (or a trashy biography) [[MaliciousSlander and not 'real']].
* SilkHidingSteel: This trope is used by generations of [[HouseWife Wayne women]] to... ''influence'' their husbands.
* ServileSnarker: Alfred, as always.
* SheIsNotMyGirlfriend: Eddie is horrified when people suggest that he's in love with Selina; not because of the woman herself (he does get [[DistractedByTheSexy rather flustered]] when that conversation comes up), but because they are JustFriends (and he's terrified Batman will hear about it and [[DisproportionateRetribution break his legs for casting eyes at his woman]]).
* SitcomArchNemesis: Alfred and the neighbor's French chef, Anatole.
* {{Spinoff}}: Fans of the universe have created more than a few side-stories to the main universe. they're all listed [[http://catwoman-cattales.com/index.html here.]]
* SlapSlapKiss: Harvey Dent and Poison Ivy.
* TakeThat: "Pussywhipped" makes it abundantly clear that Chris Dee does not like FrankMiller's take on Batman.
** Canon developments the author doesn't like tend to be portrayed as more tabloid lies. These range from the existence of Nyssa Raatko to Killer Croc's cannibalism to [[UnfortunateImplications Renee Montoya being a lesbian]].
** A bit of clarification for the final one above: the issue is not with Renee Montoya being a lesbian in the comics so much as the assumption that a female cop HAS to be gay, like a woman couldn't be both a cop and straight.
*** Not to mention that Montoya being a lesbian also came with running her life into the ground and a tendency to [[DrowningMySorrows drown her sorrows]] in booze and casual sex, something which is UnfortunateImplications all on its own (the idea that homosexuals are inherently screwed-up people who can't ever be happy).
* TeamMom: Slowly but surely, Catwoman is becoming this to the Bat Family, after being with Bruce for the last three years in-universe. This is most apparent by how she's mentoring Cassie in relationships with boys and sneaking into buildings.
* {{Tsundere}}: Harvey Dent and Poison Ivy's relationship has this by the truckload.
* UrbanLegendLoveLife: [[InvokedTrope Invoked]] by Bruce: he can't be [[RichIdiotWithNoDayJob the Fop]] without some sex exploits of him, but he can't let [[DumbBlonde the 'Bimbos' he dates]] see all the scars he's gotten from fighting crime. solution? get them drunk, lay them out in the manor, and [[WhatDidIDoLastNight let them fill in the blanks.]]
* VillainProtagonist: a large portion of the stories are primarily written from Catwoman's point of view, not that she acts particularly villainous.
** Except when committing robberies just to show that she can, providing a location for the worst criminal element to congregate and lay their plans, or convincing Batman to funnel ''more crime'' into the poorest part of town while rationalizing that it's not like she has anything against orphans or anything.
* VillainousHarlequin: Guess who, puddin'?
* WellDoneSonGuy: Dick, [[EpiphanyTherapy until he gets]] [[LikeFatherLikeSon over it.]]
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21st Mar '14 10:43:40 PM Hello101
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* DeadpanSnarker: Jason Blood. Just... wow. This is his reaction when Poison Ivy tries to green him: “Just because I look at you when you speak, you shouldn’t assume that means I’m listening to or care about what you say. That’s just something I do to be polite.”

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* DeadpanSnarker: Jason Blood. Just... wow. This is his reaction when Poison Ivy tries to green him: “Just because I look at you when you speak, you shouldn’t assume that means I’m listening to or care about what you say. That’s just something I do to be polite.” Both sides of Two-Face start a fan club for Jason when they hear about this.
23rd Jan '14 5:24:23 AM LadyMomus
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* FunctionalMagic: Rule Magic; specifically, anything you do gets paid back threefold. [[LaserGuidedKarma Doesn't work out so well for Zatanna]] [[LaserGuidedAmnesia when she tried]] [[IdentityCrisis to mind-wipe Batman.]]

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* FunctionalMagic: Rule Magic; specifically, anything you do gets paid back threefold. [[LaserGuidedKarma Doesn't work out so well for Zatanna]] [[LaserGuidedAmnesia when she tried]] [[IdentityCrisis [[ComicBook/IdentityCrisis to mind-wipe Batman.]]
16th Dec '13 7:33:17 PM WildGoose
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* AndNowForSomeoneCompletelyDifferent: One story is narrated from Alfred's first person POV.



* HappilyMarried: Clark and Lois, of course. Bruce and Selina are also this as a practical matter, lack of rings or ceremony notwithstanding.

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* HappilyMarried: Clark and Lois, of course. Bruce and Selina are also this as a practical matter, lack of rings or ceremony notwithstanding. Dick and Barbara as well, after the wedding.


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* INeedAFreakingDrink: The [[HilarityEnsues events]] of Dick and Barbara's wedding finally get Selina doing this. By the time thnigs settle down and Bruce finds her, she's quite tipsy (which basically means she talks a lot more than she usually does).
11th Nov '13 3:27:34 PM OnceIwasmany
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* Tsundre: Harvey Dent and Poison Ivy's relationship has this by the truckload.

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* Tsundre: {{Tsundere}}: Harvey Dent and Poison Ivy's relationship has this by the truckload.
28th Oct '13 2:01:52 PM StankAssCreature
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* BerserkButton: any reference to Bruce being accepted as part of the Rouges extended family usually sends him into a roaring case of [[KnightTemplar Psy]][[AxCrazy cho]][[RoaringRampageOfRevenge bat.]]

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* BerserkButton: any reference to Bruce being accepted as part of the Rouges Rogues' Gallery extended family usually sends him into a roaring case of [[KnightTemplar Psy]][[AxCrazy cho]][[RoaringRampageOfRevenge bat.]]
20th Sep '13 1:35:59 PM Viira
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* WellDoneSonGuy: Dick, [[EpiphanyTherapy until he gets]] [[LikeFatherLikeSon over it.]]
* XMeetsY: ''Batman'' meets Rom Com.

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* WellDoneSonGuy: Dick, [[EpiphanyTherapy until he gets]] [[LikeFatherLikeSon over it.]]
* XMeetsY: ''Batman'' meets Rom Com.
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27th Aug '13 10:49:02 AM SeptimusHeap
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** Talia is equally de-badassed. Master of armed and unarmed combat? Nope, can't even get into a non-lethal catfight with Selina without tripping over her own two feet. Genius-level intellect? Nuh-uh, can't even plan out something more complicated than a StepThreeProfit. Skilled in Managerial tasks and has helped keep both the League of Assassins and DEMON in the black for decades? No way, she can't even balance her checkbook and provide for her own welfare without daddy's credit card, let alone anybody else. secretly undermined Lex-Corp during Luthor's stint as president, leaked Luthor's under-the-table dealings to Superman and blew the whole company out to Wayne Enterprises when the time came to take him down? HAH! she tanked that multi-billion dollar, Multinational company all by herself, no motivation necessary! Seeing as how Talia is Selina's main rival for Batman's affections, [[DieForOurShip this is blatantly intentional]], especially as Talia ends up [[spoiler: falling for an OC]].

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** Talia is equally de-badassed. Master of armed and unarmed combat? Nope, can't even get into a non-lethal catfight with Selina without tripping over her own two feet. Genius-level intellect? Nuh-uh, can't even plan out something more complicated than a StepThreeProfit.MissingStepsPlan. Skilled in Managerial tasks and has helped keep both the League of Assassins and DEMON in the black for decades? No way, she can't even balance her checkbook and provide for her own welfare without daddy's credit card, let alone anybody else. secretly undermined Lex-Corp during Luthor's stint as president, leaked Luthor's under-the-table dealings to Superman and blew the whole company out to Wayne Enterprises when the time came to take him down? HAH! she tanked that multi-billion dollar, Multinational company all by herself, no motivation necessary! Seeing as how Talia is Selina's main rival for Batman's affections, [[DieForOurShip this is blatantly intentional]], especially as Talia ends up [[spoiler: falling for an OC]].
11th Aug '13 5:02:46 AM SeptimusHeap
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* MagicalDatabase: Well, it is the Batcomputer...


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* OmniscientDatabase: Well, it is the Batcomputer...
10th Jul '13 1:12:33 PM BeatrixKiddo
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***Not to mention that Montoya being a lesbian also came with running her life into the ground and a tendency to [[DrowningMySorrows drown her sorrows]] in booze and casual sex, something which is UnfortunateImplications all on its own (the idea that homosexuals are inherently screwed-up people who can't ever be happy).
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