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* ''Series/LittleLunch'': In "The Oval", Rory gets all of his friends to invent games to keep him out of trouble. When everyone gets bored and starts drifting away, he desperately attempts to combine all of the games into one game, which becomes a gigantic Calvinball.
-->"It's not as confusing as it sounds."\\
"It's ''exactly'' as confusing as it sounds!"
15th Jul '17 10:28:40 PM BackgroundGuy
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* ''Film/DumbAndDumber'' has Harry and Lloyd playing "tag", or some bizarre version of it that includes quitsies, startsies, anti-quitsies, and erasies. An early draft of the script features this bizarre "game" in only one scene with an anti-climactic outcome, but it became even better in the final revision.
15th Jul '17 10:13:14 PM BackgroundGuy
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* ''Webcomic/TheGamercat'': An argument over what the young Glitch should play leads Gamercat to argue he should make his own decision, rather than having [[FluffyTheTerrible Sweet]] make him play fighting games or Pixel making him play puzzle games devoid of violence. He decides they should try ''TabletopGame/{{Monopoly}}'', but discover that in the set they have most of its important pieces are missing. The cats make do with ''Series/{{Pokemon}}'' cards and ''VideoGame/{{Skylanders}}'' figures, and come up with such creative loopholes as drawing a Diglett who can then ''dig'' your token's way out of Jail, or refusing to pay for an expensive hotel stay by having Charizard burn it down.
15th Jul '17 8:28:52 PM nombretomado
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** Series two does offer the home version, which comes with the rulebook in thirty-seven volumes. Only two beings have ever been identified as being able to identify Numberwang without use of the thirty-seven-volume rulebook: Professor Bertrand Russell, who had an epiphany while staring at a jug on his desk (which he smashed so that no one could copy his work); and Colosson, a living computer made during WW2 to determine Numberwang (it has extreme views as to what should be done to things that aren't Numberwang, though).

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** Series two does offer the home version, which comes with the rulebook in thirty-seven volumes. Only two beings have ever been identified as being able to identify Numberwang without use of the thirty-seven-volume rulebook: Professor Bertrand Russell, who had an epiphany while staring at a jug on his desk (which he smashed so that no one could copy his work); and Colosson, a living computer made during WW2 [=WW2=] to determine Numberwang (it has extreme views as to what should be done to things that aren't Numberwang, though).
4th Jul '17 1:14:22 PM Discar
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--->'''Marshall:''' I've figured it out.\\
'''Ted:''' You have ''not''.\\
'''Marshall:''' Yes I have. Barney! Split your chips! You can double your money if you find the jellybean!\\
'''Barney:''' Marshall, you don't know-- ''[glances over the board]'' Good god, you're right!
4th Jul '17 1:11:08 PM Discar
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->''"Other kids’ games are such a bore!\\

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->''"Other kids’ kids' games are such a bore!\\



You know that it's great, ‘cause it’s named after me!"''

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You know that it's great, ‘cause it’s 'cause it's named after me!"''



Calvinball is a game which we see characters play but whose rules we don’t know. This allows authors to create games that are absurdly silly, complicated, or arcane. Such games typically fall into these categories:

# Games which don’t have a codified ruleset InUniverse; the players aren’t playing to win, but just to [[RuleOfFun have fun]], and they’ll happily change the rules to make it more fun.
# Games which don’t exist InUniverse either, but are rather pretext or have an ulterior motive; the players are making it up as they go along, without other characters’ knowledge.
# “[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nomic Nomic-style]]” games, which do have rules, but also have built-in mechanics for changing the rules during play; they’re well-defined, but they’re never played the same way twice, and they look baffling to onlookers.
# Games which aren’t described in full because [[RuleOfFunny it’s just funnier that way]].

The key to Calvinball is that it allows the work to depict the game without having to take time out to describe it to the audience. It’s particularly useful to show crazy or destructive characters wreaking mayhem in what looks to the audience like organized chaos. If any partial description is given, it’s usually a list of NoodleImplements.

But if the basic rules are described ''to the audience'' in any way, or if the game already exists in RealLife and audiences can look it up, then it’s not Calvinball. You may instead be dealing with ThePointsMeanNothing (where the game is explained but the scoring is arbitrary); MovingTheGoalposts (where the game is explained but characters try to change the rules to their own advantage); GretzkyHasTheBall (where the sport is real but the characters play it like Calvinball); ArtisticLicenseSports (where the sport is real but just inaccurately portrayed); or ScrewTheRulesIHavePlot (where the fictional game is ''technically'' defined but inconsistently portrayed).

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Calvinball is a game which we see characters play but whose rules we don’t don't know. This allows authors to create games that are absurdly silly, complicated, or arcane. Such games typically fall into these categories:

# Games which don’t don't have a codified ruleset InUniverse; the players aren’t aren't playing to win, but just to [[RuleOfFun have fun]], and they’ll they'll happily change the rules to make it more fun.
# Games which don’t don't exist InUniverse either, but are rather pretext or have an ulterior motive; the players are making it up as they go along, without other characters’ characters' knowledge.
# “[[https://en."[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nomic Nomic-style]]” Nomic-style]]" games, which do have rules, but also have built-in mechanics for changing the rules during play; they’re they're well-defined, but they’re they're never played the same way twice, and they look baffling to onlookers.
# Games which aren’t aren't described in full because [[RuleOfFunny it’s it's just funnier that way]].

The key to Calvinball is that it allows the work to depict the game without having to take time out to describe it to the audience. It’s It's particularly useful to show crazy or destructive characters wreaking mayhem in what looks to the audience like organized chaos. If any partial description is given, it’s it's usually a list of NoodleImplements.

But if the basic rules are described ''to the audience'' in any way, or if the game already exists in RealLife and audiences can look it up, then it’s it's not Calvinball. You may instead be dealing with ThePointsMeanNothing (where the game is explained but the scoring is arbitrary); MovingTheGoalposts (where the game is explained but characters try to change the rules to their own advantage); GretzkyHasTheBall (where the sport is real but the characters play it like Calvinball); ArtisticLicenseSports (where the sport is real but just inaccurately portrayed); or ScrewTheRulesIHavePlot (where the fictional game is ''technically'' defined but inconsistently portrayed).



** In Episode 303, the shinigami play a New Year’s karuta card game. It’s originally supposed to be based on a real game, but [[KillerRabbit Yachiru]] doesn’t bother explaining the rules. Players get ejected on the basis of made-up rules, and things quickly degenerate into chaos.
** In Episode 335, Kira GotVolunteered by Hisagi to host a New Year’s divisional kite-flying bonding exercise, but Hisagi sabotages it to spice things up. Things escalate from gentle bonding to all-out war, until [[OnlySaneMan Kira’s]] attempt to end it accidentally destroys [[BadassGrandpa Yamamoto’s]] barracks. Yamamoto’s UnstoppableRage ends the chaos with the effectiveness of a FantasticNuke.
* ''Anime/MazingerZ''’s “Brockenball” vaguely resembles soccer, but the only established rule is that everyone wins -- except the ball, which is [[SeveredHeadSports Count Brocken’s head.]] And Brocken happens to be a {{cyborg}} whose head and body [[CraniumChase can operate independently]].
* ''Anime/YuGiOh'' centers around the game of Duel Monsters, which wasn’t always clearly defined, especially in early story arcs before a more concrete set of rules was established. Even then, new cards are constantly introduced that change the existing rules, usually [[NewRulesAsThePlotDemands to help the protagonists win]].
* Izaya from ''LightNovel/{{Durarara}}'' plays a game involving a TabletopGame/{{Go}} board, chess pieces, Shogi pieces, playing cards, and matches (and eventually gasoline). Apparently it corresponds in some way with the [[TheChessmaster games he plays with the citizens of Ikebukuro]]. Other than that, only he knows. His hired secretary can’t even fathom how it works.

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** In Episode 303, the shinigami play a New Year’s Year's karuta card game. It’s It's originally supposed to be based on a real game, but [[KillerRabbit Yachiru]] doesn’t doesn't bother explaining the rules. Players get ejected on the basis of made-up rules, and things quickly degenerate into chaos.
** In Episode 335, Kira GotVolunteered by Hisagi to host a New Year’s Year's divisional kite-flying bonding exercise, but Hisagi sabotages it to spice things up. Things escalate from gentle bonding to all-out war, until [[OnlySaneMan Kira’s]] Kira's]] attempt to end it accidentally destroys [[BadassGrandpa Yamamoto’s]] Yamamoto's]] barracks. Yamamoto’s Yamamoto's UnstoppableRage ends the chaos with the effectiveness of a FantasticNuke.
* ''Anime/MazingerZ''’s “Brockenball” ''Anime/MazingerZ'''s "Brockenball" vaguely resembles soccer, but the only established rule is that everyone wins -- except the ball, which is [[SeveredHeadSports Count Brocken’s Brocken's head.]] And Brocken happens to be a {{cyborg}} whose head and body [[CraniumChase can operate independently]].
* ''Anime/YuGiOh'' centers around the game of Duel Monsters, which wasn’t wasn't always clearly defined, especially in early story arcs before a more concrete set of rules was established. Even then, new cards are constantly introduced that change the existing rules, usually [[NewRulesAsThePlotDemands to help the protagonists win]].
* Izaya from ''LightNovel/{{Durarara}}'' plays a game involving a TabletopGame/{{Go}} board, chess pieces, Shogi pieces, playing cards, and matches (and eventually gasoline). Apparently it corresponds in some way with the [[TheChessmaster games he plays with the citizens of Ikebukuro]]. Other than that, only he knows. His hired secretary can’t can't even fathom how it works.



* The Gundam Fight in ''[[Anime/MobileFighterGGundam G Gundam]]'' actually does have a set of codified rules; however, in the Finals, the host nation (who is the defending champion) has ''carte blanche'' to alter the rules at will. Neo Hong Kong’s Prime Minister changes all sorts of rules to screw with TheHero Domon, including a cage match with explosives (while holding Domon’s Gundam in place with a giant horseshoe magnet); most scarily, he also suspends the normal ThouShaltNotKill rule.
* ''Anime/{{Nichijou}}'' brings us “Igo Soccer”, a combination of [[UsefulNotes/TheBeautifulGame soccer]] and TabletopGame/{{Go}}. Daiku, the club’s president, started an Igo Soccer club without even realizing that it was a real game. He can’t make head or tail of the game itself when he sees it, other than that it involves striking very odd poses. Even his EmotionlessGirl partner Sekiguchi is left in open-mouthed shock and confusion.

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* The Gundam Fight in ''[[Anime/MobileFighterGGundam G Gundam]]'' actually does have a set of codified rules; however, in the Finals, the host nation (who is the defending champion) has ''carte blanche'' to alter the rules at will. Neo Hong Kong’s Kong's Prime Minister changes all sorts of rules to screw with TheHero Domon, including a cage match with explosives (while holding Domon’s Domon's Gundam in place with a giant horseshoe magnet); most scarily, he also suspends the normal ThouShaltNotKill rule.
* ''Anime/{{Nichijou}}'' brings us “Igo Soccer”, "Igo Soccer", a combination of [[UsefulNotes/TheBeautifulGame soccer]] and TabletopGame/{{Go}}. Daiku, the club’s club's president, started an Igo Soccer club without even realizing that it was a real game. He can’t can't make head or tail of the game itself when he sees it, other than that it involves striking very odd poses. Even his EmotionlessGirl partner Sekiguchi is left in open-mouthed shock and confusion.



* There's a whole class of games where the rules can be changed, such as Nomic, Bartok, and Dvorak. Depending on the group playing the game, the [[http://www.agoranomic.org/ complication]] and [[http://b.nomic.net/index.php/Main_Page absurdity]] of the rules can quickly reach Calvinball-esque levels. The idea comes from a book about government, ''[[http://www.earlham.edu/~peters/writing/psa/index.htm The Paradox of Self-Amendment]]'', which posed the following question: If a government’s laws include laws on how to change the laws, and those laws are used, is it still the same government?

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* There's a whole class of games where the rules can be changed, such as Nomic, Bartok, and Dvorak. Depending on the group playing the game, the [[http://www.agoranomic.org/ complication]] and [[http://b.nomic.net/index.php/Main_Page absurdity]] of the rules can quickly reach Calvinball-esque levels. The idea comes from a book about government, ''[[http://www.earlham.edu/~peters/writing/psa/index.htm The Paradox of Self-Amendment]]'', which posed the following question: If a government’s government's laws include laws on how to change the laws, and those laws are used, is it still the same government?



* SteveJacksonGames’ ''[[http://www.sjgames.com/knightmare/ Knightmare Chess]]'' uses a deck of cards, from which each player draws with every move, to turn chess into Calvinchess. Typical card effects including blowing up pieces and rotating the board ninety degrees.
* ''TabletopGame/{{Talisman}}: the Magic Quest Game'', by Games Workshop, an expandable board game loosely based on the ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer}}'' and ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'' role-playing games. Much of the gameplay occurs through card wars like ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering'', but with dice and boards. This led to a network of overlapping and shifting rules, and nobody’s sure which rules take precedence, which leads to a Calvinball-like experience.
* Several TabletopGame/{{Chess}} variants can seem like Calvinball, especially given the idea that the more complicated the variant is, [[SmartPeoplePlayChess the smarter you’d have to be to be good at it]]. The most complicated is probably “[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taikyoku_shogi Ultimate Shogi]]”, which has a 36x36 board and 200 different pieces. (And in standard Japanese chess, if a player makes an invalid move, he loses automatically.) This kind of variant chess is parodied in “[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_53jVvJyb8 How Chess Was Meant To Be Played]]”.

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* SteveJacksonGames’ SteveJacksonGames' ''[[http://www.sjgames.com/knightmare/ Knightmare Chess]]'' uses a deck of cards, from which each player draws with every move, to turn chess into Calvinchess. Typical card effects including blowing up pieces and rotating the board ninety degrees.
* ''TabletopGame/{{Talisman}}: the Magic Quest Game'', by Games Workshop, an expandable board game loosely based on the ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer}}'' and ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'' role-playing games. Much of the gameplay occurs through card wars like ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering'', but with dice and boards. This led to a network of overlapping and shifting rules, and nobody’s nobody's sure which rules take precedence, which leads to a Calvinball-like experience.
* Several TabletopGame/{{Chess}} variants can seem like Calvinball, especially given the idea that the more complicated the variant is, [[SmartPeoplePlayChess the smarter you’d you'd have to be to be good at it]]. The most complicated is probably “[[http://en."[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taikyoku_shogi Ultimate Shogi]]”, Shogi]]", which has a 36x36 board and 200 different pieces. (And in standard Japanese chess, if a player makes an invalid move, he loses automatically.) This kind of variant chess is parodied in “[[http://www."[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_53jVvJyb8 How Chess Was Meant To Be Played]]”.Played]]".



* ''TabletopGame/BlankWhiteCards'' is the closest we’ll get to “Nomic with cards”. The only rules are that the game ends when someone cannot play or draw a card, and the person with the highest score wins. Beyond that, the individual players can write or draw on the cards and have them do pretty much whatever.
* ''TabletopGame/{{Mao}}'' is a card game defined by the phrase, “The only rule I can tell you is this one.” The point of the game is to guess the rules; they will never be explained to players, so players have to learn the rules by unwittingly breaking them (and being penalized for them). The easier variant is called “Bureaucratic Mao”, where you can discuss the rules outside the game (there are just too many to keep track of). The harder variant is called “Dictatorial Mao”, where a single player has full control of the rules and enforcement and changes them at his whim. Another common {{House Rule|s}} is to allow the winner to add a rule for the next game.

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* ''TabletopGame/BlankWhiteCards'' is the closest we’ll we'll get to “Nomic "Nomic with cards”.cards". The only rules are that the game ends when someone cannot play or draw a card, and the person with the highest score wins. Beyond that, the individual players can write or draw on the cards and have them do pretty much whatever.
* ''TabletopGame/{{Mao}}'' is a card game defined by the phrase, “The "The only rule I can tell you is this one." The point of the game is to guess the rules; they will never be explained to players, so players have to learn the rules by unwittingly breaking them (and being penalized for them). The easier variant is called “Bureaucratic Mao”, "Bureaucratic Mao", where you can discuss the rules outside the game (there are just too many to keep track of). The harder variant is called “Dictatorial Mao”, "Dictatorial Mao", where a single player has full control of the rules and enforcement and changes them at his whim. Another common {{House Rule|s}} is to allow the winner to add a rule for the next game.



* A common card game ([[IHaveManyNames which goes by different names, such as “Asshole”, “President”, or “God”]]) gives a single player the power to create new rules, which may or may not remain in effect when power transfers to a new person. Other variants (such as [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kings_(drinking_game) Kings]]) allow any player to create a new rule if they draw a King. [[DrinkingGame Drinking is usually involved.]]
* Steve Jackson's ''TabletopGame/{{Munchkin}}'' series states in the rules themselves that players are not required to follow the rules, and indeed, that players can even make their own rules up as they go along, with the stipulation that whoever owns the game gets the final say in the matter. The fact that there are numerous different versions of ''Munchkin'' (''Munchkin Cthulhu, Munchkin Bites, Star Munchkin'', etc.) and the fact that each of these versions have their own expansion packs, plus the fact that you are encouraged to combine decks, can result in very Calvinball-like games indeed. Then there’s bookmarks and other swag (including a rare coin token) that go with the games, which have even more ridiculous rules than some of the cards themselves. Perhaps the most ridiculous mechanic, though, is the “Cheat” card, which allows you to play any card regardless of whether you would normally be able to, which [[ExactWords could be construed to apply to any card from any game whatsoever.]]
* ''Card: The Game'' has one basic rule: if it’s card-sized, card-shaped, and has a number and/or picture on it somewhere, it’s a card. Play starts with each player putting down three cards, one representing their “character”, one being their “mode of transportation”, and the third being their “location”. The idea is that the players improvise what those cards actually ''do'' based on what’s on them; if they’re even vaguely related, then that’s what the card does.

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* A common card game ([[IHaveManyNames which goes by different names, such as “Asshole”, “President”, "Asshole", "President", or “God”]]) "God"]]) gives a single player the power to create new rules, which may or may not remain in effect when power transfers to a new person. Other variants (such as [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kings_(drinking_game) Kings]]) allow any player to create a new rule if they draw a King. [[DrinkingGame Drinking is usually involved.]]
* Steve Jackson's ''TabletopGame/{{Munchkin}}'' series states in the rules themselves that players are not required to follow the rules, and indeed, that players can even make their own rules up as they go along, with the stipulation that whoever owns the game gets the final say in the matter. The fact that there are numerous different versions of ''Munchkin'' (''Munchkin Cthulhu, Munchkin Bites, Star Munchkin'', etc.) and the fact that each of these versions have their own expansion packs, plus the fact that you are encouraged to combine decks, can result in very Calvinball-like games indeed. Then there’s there's bookmarks and other swag (including a rare coin token) that go with the games, which have even more ridiculous rules than some of the cards themselves. Perhaps the most ridiculous mechanic, though, is the “Cheat” "Cheat" card, which allows you to play any card regardless of whether you would normally be able to, which [[ExactWords could be construed to apply to any card from any game whatsoever.]]
* ''Card: The Game'' has one basic rule: if it’s it's card-sized, card-shaped, and has a number and/or picture on it somewhere, it’s a card. Play starts with each player putting down three cards, one representing their “character”, "character", one being their “mode "mode of transportation”, transportation", and the third being their “location”. "location". The idea is that the players improvise what those cards actually ''do'' based on what’s what's on them; if they’re they're even vaguely related, then that’s that's what the card does.



* In ''ComicBook/TheMuppetShowComicBook'', [[CaptainErsatz not-Statler-and-Waldorf]] are playing a strange board game in the “Family Reunion” arc. It looks like chess, and the goal is apparently to create chaos by introducing new pieces, but beyond that, who knows.

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* In ''ComicBook/TheMuppetShowComicBook'', [[CaptainErsatz not-Statler-and-Waldorf]] are playing a strange board game in the “Family Reunion” "Family Reunion" arc. It looks like chess, and the goal is apparently to create chaos by introducing new pieces, but beyond that, who knows.



* ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'' often portrays the eponymous “children's card game” this way, mostly as a way of making fun of how complicated the game actually is, and how [[ScrewTheRulesIHavePlot the original show clearly doesn’t even use the same rules]].

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* ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'' often portrays the eponymous “children's "children's card game” game" this way, mostly as a way of making fun of how complicated the game actually is, and how [[ScrewTheRulesIHavePlot the original show clearly doesn’t doesn't even use the same rules]].



* In ''Fanfic/TheLegendOfTotalDramaIsland'', the first canon season's iconic dodgeball match takes on [[DownplayedTrope shades of]] Calvinball. When Chris briefs the teams before the match, he warns them that the rules might not remain constant throughout. When he decides that a game is going too quickly, he springs a new rule on the players and tells them he can restore the teams to full strength whenever he wants. He later changes the number of balls on the court, without bothering to call time out, to counter hoarding. The match is largely described [[BloodlessCarnage in the style of a battle scene]] from ''Literature/TheIliad'', and Chris’ fluid rules parallel ''The Iliad''’s divine interventions.

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* In ''Fanfic/TheLegendOfTotalDramaIsland'', the first canon season's iconic dodgeball match takes on [[DownplayedTrope shades of]] Calvinball. When Chris briefs the teams before the match, he warns them that the rules might not remain constant throughout. When he decides that a game is going too quickly, he springs a new rule on the players and tells them he can restore the teams to full strength whenever he wants. He later changes the number of balls on the court, without bothering to call time out, to counter hoarding. The match is largely described [[BloodlessCarnage in the style of a battle scene]] from ''Literature/TheIliad'', and Chris’ Chris' fluid rules parallel ''The Iliad''’s Iliad'''s divine interventions.



* Interlude 10 of ''FanFic/MyFamilyAndOtherEquestrians'' has Celestia, Luna, Discord and the protagonist’s father play a game of Mornington Crescent (from ''Radio/ImSorryIHaventAClue'', described in Radio below). Discord is apparently very good at it.
* ''Fanfic/TheInfiniteLoops'' gives us Chaos, a game invented by a reformed Discord. It appears to be some kind of card game, and like its creator, it doesn’t seem to make any sense. It also apparently has “expansions”, including a sci-fi themed one seen being played by Captain Picard.

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* Interlude 10 of ''FanFic/MyFamilyAndOtherEquestrians'' has Celestia, Luna, Discord and the protagonist’s protagonist's father play a game of Mornington Crescent (from ''Radio/ImSorryIHaventAClue'', described in Radio below). Discord is apparently very good at it.
* ''Fanfic/TheInfiniteLoops'' gives us Chaos, a game invented by a reformed Discord. It appears to be some kind of card game, and like its creator, it doesn’t doesn't seem to make any sense. It also apparently has “expansions”, "expansions", including a sci-fi themed one seen being played by Captain Picard.



* In ''WesternAnimation/FantasticMrFox'', the animal school’s official sport is Whackbat, an incomprehensible game similar to baseball and cricket played with a flaming pinecone. A sequence of the game in play features animals hitting the pinecone, running around in random directions, and spinning in place.
--> “Basically, there's three grabbers, three taggers, five twig runners, and a player at Whackbat. Center tagger lights a pine cone and chucks it over the basket, and the whack-batter tries to hit the cedar stick off the cross rock. Then the twig runners dash back and forth until the pine cone burns out and the umpire calls hotbox. Finally, you count up however many score-downs it adds up to and divide that by nine.”
* In ''Film/BedknobsAndBroomsticks'', the animated animals play a game that’s nominally supposed to be [[UsefulNotes/TheBeautifulGame soccer]]. It’s implied that the king makes up the rules as he goes along, and HilarityEnsues. One thing the king insists on is that the game can’t be played without a referee – for which Creator/DavidTomlinson’s character volunteers, and quickly regrets.

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* In ''WesternAnimation/FantasticMrFox'', the animal school’s school's official sport is Whackbat, an incomprehensible game similar to baseball and cricket played with a flaming pinecone. A sequence of the game in play features animals hitting the pinecone, running around in random directions, and spinning in place.
--> “Basically, "Basically, there's three grabbers, three taggers, five twig runners, and a player at Whackbat. Center tagger lights a pine cone and chucks it over the basket, and the whack-batter tries to hit the cedar stick off the cross rock. Then the twig runners dash back and forth until the pine cone burns out and the umpire calls hotbox. Finally, you count up however many score-downs it adds up to and divide that by nine.
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* In ''Film/BedknobsAndBroomsticks'', the animated animals play a game that’s that's nominally supposed to be [[UsefulNotes/TheBeautifulGame soccer]]. It’s It's implied that the king makes up the rules as he goes along, and HilarityEnsues. One thing the king insists on is that the game can’t can't be played without a referee – for which Creator/DavidTomlinson’s Creator/DavidTomlinson's character volunteers, and quickly regrets.



* In ''Film/PlayMistyForMe'', Creator/ClintEastwood’s character plays a game of “Crybastion” with his barkeeper to get a woman to strike up a conversation with them.

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* In ''Film/PlayMistyForMe'', Creator/ClintEastwood’s Creator/ClintEastwood's character plays a game of “Crybastion” "Crybastion" with his barkeeper to get a woman to strike up a conversation with them.



* In ''Film/TheWhoopeeBoys'', the protagonists must learn to master “Cross Courts”, a sport known only to elite socialites. They have trouble even grasping the arcane rules.

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* In ''Film/TheWhoopeeBoys'', the protagonists must learn to master “Cross Courts”, "Cross Courts", a sport known only to elite socialites. They have trouble even grasping the arcane rules.



* The audio commentaries of Peter Jackson's ''Film/TheLordOfTheRings'' movies include a couple of stories about “Tig”. It started with a few of the cast members simply poking each other and saying various nonsense words, but Creator/ElijahWood thought they were playing an actual game. They proceeded to make up rules as they went along just to mess with him. It was over a year before he realized that it wasn’t a real thing.

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* The audio commentaries of Peter Jackson's ''Film/TheLordOfTheRings'' movies include a couple of stories about “Tig”."Tig". It started with a few of the cast members simply poking each other and saying various nonsense words, but Creator/ElijahWood thought they were playing an actual game. They proceeded to make up rules as they went along just to mess with him. It was over a year before he realized that it wasn’t wasn't a real thing.



* ''Literature/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy1'' has Brockian Ultra-Cricket, which primarily involves smacking people with random sports equipment, then running away and apologizing from a distance. The only known attempt to collect all the rules resulted in a volume so massive it produced a black hole. There have been fewer games of Ultra-Cricket than wars fought over rule differences in Ultra-Cricket (which is good, because said wars tend to be less destructive than the game itself). The winning team is defined in the rules as “[[ShapedLikeItself the first team that wins]]”, and spectators aren’t even allowed to watch it -- because in their minds, they’ll think any game they missed could have been the best game they’d ever see.
* Gary Cohn’s ''[[http://www.eblong.com/zarf/moopsball/ Rules of Moopsball]]'', as the name suggests, describes the increasingly bizarre rules of a most unusual sport. The TabletopGames setting ''TabletopGame/{{GURPS}} Illuminati University'' makes Moopsball the most popular sport on campus. Cohn also worked on comics, and the game appeared in ''Comicbook/{{Legion Of Super-Heroes}}'' as a ShoutOut.

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* ''Literature/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy1'' has Brockian Ultra-Cricket, which primarily involves smacking people with random sports equipment, then running away and apologizing from a distance. The only known attempt to collect all the rules resulted in a volume so massive it produced a black hole. There have been fewer games of Ultra-Cricket than wars fought over rule differences in Ultra-Cricket (which is good, because said wars tend to be less destructive than the game itself). The winning team is defined in the rules as “[[ShapedLikeItself "[[ShapedLikeItself the first team that wins]]”, wins]]", and spectators aren’t aren't even allowed to watch it -- because in their minds, they’ll they'll think any game they missed could have been the best game they’d they'd ever see.
* Gary Cohn’s Cohn's ''[[http://www.eblong.com/zarf/moopsball/ Rules of Moopsball]]'', as the name suggests, describes the increasingly bizarre rules of a most unusual sport. The TabletopGames setting ''TabletopGame/{{GURPS}} Illuminati University'' makes Moopsball the most popular sport on campus. Cohn also worked on comics, and the game appeared in ''Comicbook/{{Legion Of Super-Heroes}}'' as a ShoutOut.



** The card game ''Cripple Mr. Onion'' is described as being incomprehensible, in spite of it being the most famous card game on the Disc. People have derived a playable game from it (although it requires eight suits like some European decks), but [[RuleOfFunny it’s funnier when left to the reader’s imagination.]]
** [[CosmicChessGame Discworld’s gods have been known to play games]] to which no one knows the rules, sometimes even the gods themselves. We do know, though, that they consider games like TabletopGame/{{Bridge}} and TabletopGame/{{Chess}} to be so complicated as to be Calvinballs ([[ChessWithDeath Death is pretty good at chess]], naturally, but even he’s not quite sure how the horseys move). The game they play with the lives of men appears to be a form of ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'', complete with encounter tables, although their favorite pieces have [[RageAgainstTheHeavens fought back against them before]].
** ''Discworld/{{Snuff}}'' introduces two: “Crockett”, a cross between cricket and croquet which takes all day to explain the rules; and “Pork Saddle”, a combination of spillikins, halma, and brandy -- its rules are entirely forgotten, and there is some doubt that there ever really were any.
* The Leary family in Anne Tyler’s ''Literature/TheAccidentalTourist'' invented a card game called “Vaccination”, which after decades of refinements has become so convoluted that no outsider could possibly learn how to play it. Except for Julian, who marries into the family; when he learns the rules, lead character Macon Leary is so impressed he withdraws his objection to Julian marrying his sister.

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** The card game ''Cripple Mr. Onion'' is described as being incomprehensible, in spite of it being the most famous card game on the Disc. People have derived a playable game from it (although it requires eight suits like some European decks), but [[RuleOfFunny it’s it's funnier when left to the reader’s reader's imagination.]]
** [[CosmicChessGame Discworld’s Discworld's gods have been known to play games]] to which no one knows the rules, sometimes even the gods themselves. We do know, though, that they consider games like TabletopGame/{{Bridge}} and TabletopGame/{{Chess}} to be so complicated as to be Calvinballs ([[ChessWithDeath Death is pretty good at chess]], naturally, but even he’s he's not quite sure how the horseys move). The game they play with the lives of men appears to be a form of ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'', complete with encounter tables, although their favorite pieces have [[RageAgainstTheHeavens fought back against them before]].
** ''Discworld/{{Snuff}}'' introduces two: “Crockett”, "Crockett", a cross between cricket and croquet which takes all day to explain the rules; and “Pork Saddle”, "Pork Saddle", a combination of spillikins, halma, and brandy -- its rules are entirely forgotten, and there is some doubt that there ever really were any.
* The Leary family in Anne Tyler’s Tyler's ''Literature/TheAccidentalTourist'' invented a card game called “Vaccination”, "Vaccination", which after decades of refinements has become so convoluted that no outsider could possibly learn how to play it. Except for Julian, who marries into the family; when he learns the rules, lead character Macon Leary is so impressed he withdraws his objection to Julian marrying his sister.



* Shent from Creator/TadWilliams’ ''Literature/MemorySorrowAndThorn'' is implied to be like this. Its complexity is increased by the fact that players aren’t expected to play to win, but rather to create aesthetically pleasing situations.

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* Shent from Creator/TadWilliams’ Creator/TadWilliams' ''Literature/MemorySorrowAndThorn'' is implied to be like this. Its complexity is increased by the fact that players aren’t aren't expected to play to win, but rather to create aesthetically pleasing situations.



* In ''Literature/BlackJewels'' books, Jaenelle and her coven invent a game called “cradle”, played with cards and a board. It has twenty-six variations, which the players may switch between in the middle of the game. Their respective husbands and consorts suspect that they purposely made it up to frustrate the male mind, until Daemon, Jaenelle’s consort, invents a twenty-seventh variation that allows him to beat Jaenelle.
* In ''Literature/MalazanBookOfTheFallen'', Fiddler and the Bridgeburners will occasionally play a game with the tarot-like Deck of Dragons that is something like poker, except they make up the rules as they go along. Because they are playing with a deck of cards used to represent their world’s pantheon, the games end up being more than a little prophetic -- as well as disconcerting to onlookers, as the Deck is actually dangerous to use, and playing with it is paramount to blaspheming against the pantheon.
* Quidditch from the ''Literature/HarryPotter'' novels has fairly straightforward rules, except when it comes to ''violations'' of those rules. It is mentioned that there are over 700 different fouls -- and at the first Quidditch World Cup, every single foul at that time (plus some that were not yet declared fouls at that time) was committed. One of the rules of Quidditch is that players are ''not allowed to learn about the fouls''. It might [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Don%27t_stuff_beans_up_your_nose give them ideas]]. In ''Literature/QuidditchThroughTheAges'', the [[LiteraryAgentHypothesis book’s author]] was apparently given access to the complete foul list, and agrees that “no good could come of its release to the general public.” And many of the fouls don’t even require a wand (although they might require much {{Hammerspace}}).
* ''Literature/DecodingReality'', by Vlatko Vedral, uses a story of a card game as a metaphor for the scientific process, which involves players sitting around a table, playing cards that feature random images. The only rule of the game prohibits context from being definitively established -- the cards do not explain their own meaning, and the players are not allowed to speak to one another. The player is left to interpret the images on the cards and the facial expressions of the players, with the caveat that every time a new card is played, it could completely invalidate your interpretation. There is not even any indication that it’s a game, because there are no defined rules. The players themselves may all be playing completely different games at the same table, and no one would ever know it.
* In Creator/TomHolt's ''Literature/WhosAfraidOfBeowulf'', two imps have spent the past thousand years playing “Goblin’s Teeth”. They're still on their first game. Descriptions of the gameplay suggest it contains elements of chess, Monopoly, Scrabble, and several others.
* In John Knowles’ ''Literature/ASeparatePeace'', Finny creates Blitzball, a game to which only he understands the rules.
* In ''Literature/WelkinWeasels'', the most popular game among mustelidae is called “hollyhockers”. The game appears to be a bizarre mixture of poker and the I Ching, in which bets are placed on patterns that a thrown cupful of hollyhock seeds will fall into.

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* In ''Literature/BlackJewels'' books, Jaenelle and her coven invent a game called “cradle”, "cradle", played with cards and a board. It has twenty-six variations, which the players may switch between in the middle of the game. Their respective husbands and consorts suspect that they purposely made it up to frustrate the male mind, until Daemon, Jaenelle’s Jaenelle's consort, invents a twenty-seventh variation that allows him to beat Jaenelle.
* In ''Literature/MalazanBookOfTheFallen'', Fiddler and the Bridgeburners will occasionally play a game with the tarot-like Deck of Dragons that is something like poker, except they make up the rules as they go along. Because they are playing with a deck of cards used to represent their world’s world's pantheon, the games end up being more than a little prophetic -- as well as disconcerting to onlookers, as the Deck is actually dangerous to use, and playing with it is paramount to blaspheming against the pantheon.
* Quidditch from the ''Literature/HarryPotter'' novels has fairly straightforward rules, except when it comes to ''violations'' of those rules. It is mentioned that there are over 700 different fouls -- and at the first Quidditch World Cup, every single foul at that time (plus some that were not yet declared fouls at that time) was committed. One of the rules of Quidditch is that players are ''not allowed to learn about the fouls''. It might [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Don%27t_stuff_beans_up_your_nose give them ideas]]. In ''Literature/QuidditchThroughTheAges'', the [[LiteraryAgentHypothesis book’s book's author]] was apparently given access to the complete foul list, and agrees that “no "no good could come of its release to the general public." And many of the fouls don’t don't even require a wand (although they might require much {{Hammerspace}}).
* ''Literature/DecodingReality'', by Vlatko Vedral, uses a story of a card game as a metaphor for the scientific process, which involves players sitting around a table, playing cards that feature random images. The only rule of the game prohibits context from being definitively established -- the cards do not explain their own meaning, and the players are not allowed to speak to one another. The player is left to interpret the images on the cards and the facial expressions of the players, with the caveat that every time a new card is played, it could completely invalidate your interpretation. There is not even any indication that it’s it's a game, because there are no defined rules. The players themselves may all be playing completely different games at the same table, and no one would ever know it.
* In Creator/TomHolt's ''Literature/WhosAfraidOfBeowulf'', two imps have spent the past thousand years playing “Goblin’s Teeth”."Goblin's Teeth". They're still on their first game. Descriptions of the gameplay suggest it contains elements of chess, Monopoly, Scrabble, and several others.
* In John Knowles’ Knowles' ''Literature/ASeparatePeace'', Finny creates Blitzball, a game to which only he understands the rules.
* In ''Literature/WelkinWeasels'', the most popular game among mustelidae is called “hollyhockers”."hollyhockers". The game appears to be a bizarre mixture of poker and the I Ching, in which bets are placed on patterns that a thrown cupful of hollyhock seeds will fall into.



* The ''[[Literature/MythAdventures Myth]]'' series by Robert Asprin features Dragon Poker, which includes a massive list of arcane rules. The protagonist has given up on understanding them; he resorted to going all-in on the first hand of a high-stakes game to turn it into pure luck. That ''still' wasn’t enough to keep TheMagicPokerEquation from kicking it. [[spoiler:It turns out the dealer was fixing the game.]]
* ''Literature/AliceInWonderland'' has the Caucus Race, in which everyone runs around at random for half an hour, after which it is announced that “''everybody'' has won, and all must have prizes.”

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* The ''[[Literature/MythAdventures Myth]]'' series by Robert Asprin features Dragon Poker, which includes a massive list of arcane rules. The protagonist has given up on understanding them; he resorted to going all-in on the first hand of a high-stakes game to turn it into pure luck. That ''still' wasn’t wasn't enough to keep TheMagicPokerEquation from kicking it. [[spoiler:It turns out the dealer was fixing the game.]]
* ''Literature/AliceInWonderland'' has the Caucus Race, in which everyone runs around at random for half an hour, after which it is announced that “''everybody'' "''everybody'' has won, and all must have prizes."



* ''Literature/QuantumGravity'': It looks like literally ''every'' game played by the fey is a form of Calvinball. Specifically, Malachi is annoyed by human sports because they're so boring and “the rules never change.”
%% [Is this a single frame? Not enough to establish it as Calvinball if it just looks weird.] * ''Literature/OhThePlacesYoullGo'' by Creator/DrSeuss depicts a bizarre, unnamed sport. It mainly resembles basketball. The accompanying text includes “And the magical things you can do with that ball will make you the winning-est winner of all.”
* In ''Literature/TheTimeTravelersWife'', Henry, Claire, Charisse and Gomez play a game called “Modern Capitalist Mind-Fuck”, which seems to have rules based more closely on a stock exchange than Monopoly, despite the fact it use a regular Monopoly board and properties. Watching them play is one of the funniest scenes in the novel.
* Russell Hoban’s ''Literature/HowTomBeatCaptainNajorkAndHisHiredSportsmen'' features three such games: womble, muck, and sneedball.
* In Cory Doctorow’s ''[[http://craphound.com/makers/ Makers]]'', a self-confessed game of “Calvinball” is played with an assortment of board games on the floor, and the rules are that “the rules can never be the same twice.”
* In David Foster Wallace’s ''Literature/InfiniteJest'', the students at the Enfield Tennis Academy play Eschaton, a game of nuclear geopolitics, which has become something of an Academy tradition. One of the tennis courts is intricately painted with a map of the Earth and all its nations for this purpose. True to the trope, all that is made explicitly clear is that nuclear strikes are represented by serving tennis balls onto the map; the rest of the rules are stated to be so complex that they can only be understood through total memorization.

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* ''Literature/QuantumGravity'': It looks like literally ''every'' game played by the fey is a form of Calvinball. Specifically, Malachi is annoyed by human sports because they're so boring and “the "the rules never change.
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%% [Is this a single frame? Not enough to establish it as Calvinball if it just looks weird.] * ''Literature/OhThePlacesYoullGo'' by Creator/DrSeuss depicts a bizarre, unnamed sport. It mainly resembles basketball. The accompanying text includes “And "And the magical things you can do with that ball will make you the winning-est winner of all.
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* In ''Literature/TheTimeTravelersWife'', Henry, Claire, Charisse and Gomez play a game called “Modern "Modern Capitalist Mind-Fuck”, Mind-Fuck", which seems to have rules based more closely on a stock exchange than Monopoly, despite the fact it use a regular Monopoly board and properties. Watching them play is one of the funniest scenes in the novel.
* Russell Hoban’s Hoban's ''Literature/HowTomBeatCaptainNajorkAndHisHiredSportsmen'' features three such games: womble, muck, and sneedball.
* In Cory Doctorow’s Doctorow's ''[[http://craphound.com/makers/ Makers]]'', a self-confessed game of “Calvinball” "Calvinball" is played with an assortment of board games on the floor, and the rules are that “the "the rules can never be the same twice.
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* In David Foster Wallace’s Wallace's ''Literature/InfiniteJest'', the students at the Enfield Tennis Academy play Eschaton, a game of nuclear geopolitics, which has become something of an Academy tradition. One of the tennis courts is intricately painted with a map of the Earth and all its nations for this purpose. True to the trope, all that is made explicitly clear is that nuclear strikes are represented by serving tennis balls onto the map; the rest of the rules are stated to be so complex that they can only be understood through total memorization.



* The ''Franchise/StarWarsExpandedUniverse'' features the card game known as sabacc. Its something like a bizarre fusion of poker and blackjack, played with a Tarot-like deck in which some of the “major arcana” cards have negative value. The twist is that cards will randomly change into ''other'' cards when not face-up on the table. And just like poker, there are hundreds of variants that can affect the cards’ values, the order of play, or even which hand is a winner. In one book, Han and Lando play for ownership of the ''Falcon'' and decide on “Random Sabacc”, a version where the rules themselves change at random intervals, refereed by C-3PO.

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* The ''Franchise/StarWarsExpandedUniverse'' features the card game known as sabacc. Its something like a bizarre fusion of poker and blackjack, played with a Tarot-like deck in which some of the “major arcana” "major arcana" cards have negative value. The twist is that cards will randomly change into ''other'' cards when not face-up on the table. And just like poker, there are hundreds of variants that can affect the cards’ cards' values, the order of play, or even which hand is a winner. In one book, Han and Lando play for ownership of the ''Falcon'' and decide on “Random Sabacc”, "Random Sabacc", a version where the rules themselves change at random intervals, refereed by C-3PO.



* ''Literature/{{Rihannsu}}: The Empty Chair'' takes fizzbin from ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'' and runs with it to create “Tournament Fizzbin”, a game where you make up the rules as you go along. The ''Enterprise'' crew creates it after their Romulan friends Ael t’Rllaillieu has trouble grasping poker. The goal seems not to win so much as to [[IntoxicationEnsues get drunk and have fun.]]
* The novel ''Literature/{{Triton}}'' describes a game that is a fusion of “Risk, D&D, Chess, and Contract Bridge.” Scoring is determined by calculus equations, which are [[ThePointsMeanNothing ultimately meaningless]].
* In the poem “Your Lead, Partner, I Just Hope We've Read the Same Book”, Creator/OgdenNash, decrying the proliferation of strategy guides for card games, invents a game called Amateuro. No one knows about it or understands it except him and his friends. The outline he gives of it is mostly just InherentlyFunnyWords, before concluding:

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* ''Literature/{{Rihannsu}}: The Empty Chair'' takes fizzbin from ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'' and runs with it to create “Tournament Fizzbin”, "Tournament Fizzbin", a game where you make up the rules as you go along. The ''Enterprise'' crew creates it after their Romulan friends Ael t’Rllaillieu t'Rllaillieu has trouble grasping poker. The goal seems not to win so much as to [[IntoxicationEnsues get drunk and have fun.]]
* The novel ''Literature/{{Triton}}'' describes a game that is a fusion of “Risk, "Risk, D&D, Chess, and Contract Bridge." Scoring is determined by calculus equations, which are [[ThePointsMeanNothing ultimately meaningless]].
* In the poem “Your "Your Lead, Partner, I Just Hope We've Read the Same Book”, Book", Creator/OgdenNash, decrying the proliferation of strategy guides for card games, invents a game called Amateuro. No one knows about it or understands it except him and his friends. The outline he gives of it is mostly just InherentlyFunnyWords, before concluding:



* In Aldous Huxley's ''Literature/BraveNewWorld'', this is actually encouraged; because the world economy emphasizes constant consumption and production, the Controllers will only approve new sports or games if their creators can prove that playing it requires the consumption of more resources than currently-existing ones. Hence people enjoying elaborate and complex games such as “centrifugal bumble-puppy” and sports such as Escalator-Squash Racket, Obstacle- and Electro-magnetic Golf, and Riemann Surface Tennis.

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* In Aldous Huxley's ''Literature/BraveNewWorld'', this is actually encouraged; because the world economy emphasizes constant consumption and production, the Controllers will only approve new sports or games if their creators can prove that playing it requires the consumption of more resources than currently-existing ones. Hence people enjoying elaborate and complex games such as “centrifugal bumble-puppy” "centrifugal bumble-puppy" and sports such as Escalator-Squash Racket, Obstacle- and Electro-magnetic Golf, and Riemann Surface Tennis.



* ''Series/OurMissBrooks'': In the episode “Parlor Game”, Miss Brooks invents a convoluted parlor game in order to annoy Mr. Conklin and, in so doing, convinces him to allow his family to go out for the evening.

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* ''Series/OurMissBrooks'': In the episode “Parlor Game”, "Parlor Game", Miss Brooks invents a convoluted parlor game in order to annoy Mr. Conklin and, in so doing, convinces him to allow his family to go out for the evening.



* ''Series/EvenStevens'': In one episode, Louis and Twitty play a game called “Sweaty Sock Ball”, whose convoluted rules seem to change depending on the wim of the participants.
* French comedians KadAndOlivier invented a game called “Kamoulox”, a ''Series/{{Jeopardy}}''-like game show with a number of arcane and stupidly-named rules. The players basically [[WordSaladHumor give nonsensical answers to nonsensical questions]] (“I’m picking the reluctant Machiavellian houseplant”), they’re judged by a referee (always named “John-Bob”, regardless of gender) who penalizes them for infractions of the arcane rules, and the winner is the first to say “Kamoulox”.
* ''Franchise/StarTrek'' has a number of strange alien games, such as Dom-Jot, Dabo, and Tongo; a full list can be found [[http://memory-alpha.org/wiki/Category:Recreation here]]. These, at least, are codified InUniverse, as opposed to “Fizzbin”, which Kirk invented to [[WeNeedADistraction distract the guards]] and allow the crew to escape capture; it’s basically poker with whichever rules Kirk feels like adding. Strangely, though, it may have picked up a codified ruleset, as Quark is shown playing a hand in ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine''.
* On ''Series/TheMonkees''’ TV show, Micky Dolenz invents the game of “Creebage” for much the same reason as Kirk invented Fizzbin: to distract a captor and allow for a quick escape.
* The British show ''Series/GreenWing'' gives us Guyball, which features all the quirks of jai alai, basketball, and Eton College’s Wall Game, plus a [[NiceHat really funny hat.]]. The only rule actually explained was “curbing the Matterhorn”, which entails insulting your opponent as much as possible.
-->'''Guy:''' Now remember, don't leave the parish; if you get to the maison, put your hand up and shout, “Maison!”\\

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* ''Series/EvenStevens'': In one episode, Louis and Twitty play a game called “Sweaty "Sweaty Sock Ball”, Ball", whose convoluted rules seem to change depending on the wim of the participants.
* French comedians KadAndOlivier invented a game called “Kamoulox”, "Kamoulox", a ''Series/{{Jeopardy}}''-like game show with a number of arcane and stupidly-named rules. The players basically [[WordSaladHumor give nonsensical answers to nonsensical questions]] (“I’m ("I'm picking the reluctant Machiavellian houseplant”), they’re houseplant"), they're judged by a referee (always named “John-Bob”, "John-Bob", regardless of gender) who penalizes them for infractions of the arcane rules, and the winner is the first to say “Kamoulox”.
"Kamoulox".
* ''Franchise/StarTrek'' has a number of strange alien games, such as Dom-Jot, Dabo, and Tongo; a full list can be found [[http://memory-alpha.org/wiki/Category:Recreation here]]. These, at least, are codified InUniverse, as opposed to “Fizzbin”, "Fizzbin", which Kirk invented to [[WeNeedADistraction distract the guards]] and allow the crew to escape capture; it’s it's basically poker with whichever rules Kirk feels like adding. Strangely, though, it may have picked up a codified ruleset, as Quark is shown playing a hand in ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine''.
* On ''Series/TheMonkees''’ ''Series/TheMonkees''' TV show, Micky Dolenz invents the game of “Creebage” "Creebage" for much the same reason as Kirk invented Fizzbin: to distract a captor and allow for a quick escape.
* The British show ''Series/GreenWing'' gives us Guyball, which features all the quirks of jai alai, basketball, and Eton College’s College's Wall Game, plus a [[NiceHat really funny hat.]]. The only rule actually explained was “curbing "curbing the Matterhorn”, Matterhorn", which entails insulting your opponent as much as possible.
-->'''Guy:''' Now remember, don't leave the parish; if you get to the maison, put your hand up and shout, “Maison!”\\"Maison!"\\



* ''TheLeagueOfGentlemen'' has “Go, Johnny, Go, Go, Go, Go”, a sketch in which a novice player makes increasingly trivial mistakes and violations of the rules to the eponymous game.
* The ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'' episode “My Jiggly Ball” gave us “jigglyball”, which was actually a hoax designed by the Janitor to maneuver J.D. into a position where the entire hospital got to throw tennis balls at him.
* ''Series/TheGoodies'' had the game of “Spat”, whose sole purpose was to assure that Bill always lost and suffered AmusingInjuries.

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* ''TheLeagueOfGentlemen'' has “Go, "Go, Johnny, Go, Go, Go, Go”, Go", a sketch in which a novice player makes increasingly trivial mistakes and violations of the rules to the eponymous game.
* The ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'' episode “My "My Jiggly Ball” Ball" gave us “jigglyball”, "jigglyball", which was actually a hoax designed by the Janitor to maneuver J.D. into a position where the entire hospital got to throw tennis balls at him.
* ''Series/TheGoodies'' had the game of “Spat”, "Spat", whose sole purpose was to assure that Bill always lost and suffered AmusingInjuries.



** “Cups” is a card game Chandler invented for the sole purpose of allowing Joey to win money from him without recognizing it as charity. BeginnersLuck is a vitally important feature.
** Joey auditions to be a host of a quiz show ''Bamboozled!'' which involves “Wicked Wango Cards” and “The Wheel of Mayhem”. The executives realize it’s too complicated for the audience to follow and threaten to can it:
---> '''Joey:''' Well, what's complicated? You spin the Wheel of Mayhem to go up the Ladder of Chance, you go past the Mud Hut through the Rainbow Ring to get to the Golden Monkey, you pull his tail, and boom, you’re in Paradise Pond!
** “Phoebe Ball”, invented by [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Phoebe]] on the spot, appears to consist of Phoebe asking questions and arbitrarily awarding points for the answer closest to the description she was thinking of. The others last a single round before giving up in frustration.
** Chandler and Joey play a number of dangerously stupid games of their own invention. One is “Hammer Darts”; beyond [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin what can be intuited from the name]], all we know about it is that it cost them their insurance and part of the wall. Another is “Fireball”, which involves [[NoodleImplements oven gloves, lighter fluid, and a tennis ball]], and its variant “Ultimate Fireball”, with [[UpToEleven a bowling ball and acetylene torch.]]
* The British show ''Series/ThatMitchellAndWebbLook'' (and its radio predecessor) features Numberwang, “the maths quiz that simply everyone is talking about!” Unfortunately, it’s portrayed as so ubiquitous that its rules no longer need explaining, and the rules are far from intuitive. It seems to involve the players just yelling out random numbers (while a different number lights up on the board); if they yell out the right number, the host yells out, “That’s Numberwang!” The scoring makes no sense whatsoever. Here are [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BGEALhrb38 three]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIxz6BDmTNU&NR=1 sample]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJDu5D_IXbc&NR=1 games]]. The only discernible pattern is that Julie (played by Olivia Colman) nearly always loses and suffers some sort of humiliation.
** Series two does offer the home version, which comes with the rulebook in thirty-seven volumes. Only two beings have ever been identified as being able to identify Numberwang without use of the thirty-seven-volume rulebook: Professor Bertrand Russell, who had an epiphany while staring at a jug on his desk (which he smashed so that no one could copy his work); and Colosson, a living computer made during WW2 to determine Numberwang (it has extreme views as to what should be done to things that aren’t Numberwang, though).

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** “Cups” "Cups" is a card game Chandler invented for the sole purpose of allowing Joey to win money from him without recognizing it as charity. BeginnersLuck is a vitally important feature.
** Joey auditions to be a host of a quiz show ''Bamboozled!'' which involves “Wicked "Wicked Wango Cards” Cards" and “The "The Wheel of Mayhem”. Mayhem". The executives realize it’s it's too complicated for the audience to follow and threaten to can it:
---> '''Joey:''' Well, what's complicated? You spin the Wheel of Mayhem to go up the Ladder of Chance, you go past the Mud Hut through the Rainbow Ring to get to the Golden Monkey, you pull his tail, and boom, you’re you're in Paradise Pond!
** “Phoebe Ball”, "Phoebe Ball", invented by [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Phoebe]] on the spot, appears to consist of Phoebe asking questions and arbitrarily awarding points for the answer closest to the description she was thinking of. The others last a single round before giving up in frustration.
** Chandler and Joey play a number of dangerously stupid games of their own invention. One is “Hammer Darts”; "Hammer Darts"; beyond [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin what can be intuited from the name]], all we know about it is that it cost them their insurance and part of the wall. Another is “Fireball”, "Fireball", which involves [[NoodleImplements oven gloves, lighter fluid, and a tennis ball]], and its variant “Ultimate Fireball”, "Ultimate Fireball", with [[UpToEleven a bowling ball and acetylene torch.]]
* The British show ''Series/ThatMitchellAndWebbLook'' (and its radio predecessor) features Numberwang, “the "the maths quiz that simply everyone is talking about!” about!" Unfortunately, it’s it's portrayed as so ubiquitous that its rules no longer need explaining, and the rules are far from intuitive. It seems to involve the players just yelling out random numbers (while a different number lights up on the board); if they yell out the right number, the host yells out, “That’s Numberwang!” "That's Numberwang!" The scoring makes no sense whatsoever. Here are [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BGEALhrb38 three]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIxz6BDmTNU&NR=1 sample]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJDu5D_IXbc&NR=1 games]]. The only discernible pattern is that Julie (played by Olivia Colman) nearly always loses and suffers some sort of humiliation.
** Series two does offer the home version, which comes with the rulebook in thirty-seven volumes. Only two beings have ever been identified as being able to identify Numberwang without use of the thirty-seven-volume rulebook: Professor Bertrand Russell, who had an epiphany while staring at a jug on his desk (which he smashed so that no one could copy his work); and Colosson, a living computer made during WW2 to determine Numberwang (it has extreme views as to what should be done to things that aren’t aren't Numberwang, though).



* In ''Series/StargateAtlantis,'' Ronon introduces Sheppard to a “traditional Satedan sport” which is basically a sparring session where the rules change with every round. After picking himself off the floor a few times, Sheppard complains that Ronon is just inventing this as an excuse to kick his ass. He good-naturedly indulges Ronon though, possibly because he’s used to it by now.

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* In ''Series/StargateAtlantis,'' Ronon introduces Sheppard to a “traditional "traditional Satedan sport” sport" which is basically a sparring session where the rules change with every round. After picking himself off the floor a few times, Sheppard complains that Ronon is just inventing this as an excuse to kick his ass. He good-naturedly indulges Ronon though, possibly because he’s he's used to it by now.



** “Counterfactuals” could easily be a Calvinball; it involves extrapolating an AlternateUniverse from a single concept and answering a bizarre question about it (for example, “In a world where mankind is ruled by beaver overlords, what food does not exist?” [[https://youtu.be/0lpY0Kt4bn8?t=1m11s has the answer]] [[spoiler:cheese danishes]]). If you freestyled it, it could easily be a Calvinball because the possibilities are endless. InUniverse, though, it’s usually played by Sheldon, who has a very rigid way of thinking.
** Sheldon invented a bizarre chess variant by trying to invent a three-way chess game[[note]][[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-way_chess which has been around]] in some form or another [[AluminumChristmasTrees since 1722]].[[/note]] and ending up inventing a number of new pieces with interesting effects (such as Prince Joey, the King’s well-meaning but [[TheKlutz klutzy]] brother, who has a one-in-five chance of accidentally killing himself every time he moves). The end result includes a catapult, transporter pad, golf cart, and [[TimeTravel time machine]]. Sheldon being Sheldon, he may just have been trying to invent something so complex only he would understand it (and win at it).
** The guys can occasionally be seen playing the card game ''Mystical Warlords of Ka’a''. The main mechanic appears to be to lay down a card on the pile and [[CallingYourAttacks say its name]].
* In the ''Series/ILoveLucy'' episode “The Golf Game”, Lucy and Ethel want to take up golf, and ask Fred and Ricky how to play. The men don’t want their wives following them around the golf course, so they try to discourage them by inventing a set of crazy and overly complex rules.
* ''Series/TheGilliesReport'' has a running gag involving a reporter describing the results of the fictitious sport of farnarkling. He would describe the game using bizarre terminology but acting as if it was commonly understood (“And he was soon arkling the grommet from all points of the gonad”).

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** “Counterfactuals” "Counterfactuals" could easily be a Calvinball; it involves extrapolating an AlternateUniverse from a single concept and answering a bizarre question about it (for example, “In "In a world where mankind is ruled by beaver overlords, what food does not exist?” exist?" [[https://youtu.be/0lpY0Kt4bn8?t=1m11s has the answer]] [[spoiler:cheese danishes]]). If you freestyled it, it could easily be a Calvinball because the possibilities are endless. InUniverse, though, it’s it's usually played by Sheldon, who has a very rigid way of thinking.
** Sheldon invented a bizarre chess variant by trying to invent a three-way chess game[[note]][[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-way_chess which has been around]] in some form or another [[AluminumChristmasTrees since 1722]].[[/note]] and ending up inventing a number of new pieces with interesting effects (such as Prince Joey, the King’s King's well-meaning but [[TheKlutz klutzy]] brother, who has a one-in-five chance of accidentally killing himself every time he moves). The end result includes a catapult, transporter pad, golf cart, and [[TimeTravel time machine]]. Sheldon being Sheldon, he may just have been trying to invent something so complex only he would understand it (and win at it).
** The guys can occasionally be seen playing the card game ''Mystical Warlords of Ka’a''.Ka'a''. The main mechanic appears to be to lay down a card on the pile and [[CallingYourAttacks say its name]].
* In the ''Series/ILoveLucy'' episode “The "The Golf Game”, Game", Lucy and Ethel want to take up golf, and ask Fred and Ricky how to play. The men don’t don't want their wives following them around the golf course, so they try to discourage them by inventing a set of crazy and overly complex rules.
* ''Series/TheGilliesReport'' has a running gag involving a reporter describing the results of the fictitious sport of farnarkling. He would describe the game using bizarre terminology but acting as if it was commonly understood (“And ("And he was soon arkling the grommet from all points of the gonad”).gonad").



** The episode “Bushwhacked” opens with a spirited game of Calvinball in the cargo bay. It was some bizarre variant of basketball, and it was a team game, but beyond that, no rules were really discernible.
-->'''Simon:''' They don’t seem to be playing according to any civilized rules that I know.\\

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** The episode “Bushwhacked” "Bushwhacked" opens with a spirited game of Calvinball in the cargo bay. It was some bizarre variant of basketball, and it was a team game, but beyond that, no rules were really discernible.
-->'''Simon:''' They don’t don't seem to be playing according to any civilized rules that I know.\\



** In “Shindig”, the crew plays a card game that uses round cards with pictures of fruit on them. “Tall card... plum. Plums are tall.” In fact, the actors demanded that the writer make up a full set of actual rules for the game so that they’d know what they were doing, but since we never find out what the rules are, it comes off as Calvinball.

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** In “Shindig”, "Shindig", the crew plays a card game that uses round cards with pictures of fruit on them. “Tall "Tall card... plum. Plums are tall." In fact, the actors demanded that the writer make up a full set of actual rules for the game so that they’d they'd know what they were doing, but since we never find out what the rules are, it comes off as Calvinball.



* In the French TV series ''Series/{{Kaamelott}}'', Perceval knows ''lots'' of unplayable games that he alone can understand and play. Some of them involve 14 dice and artichokes. King Arthur seems to know the twisted rules of the card game “countersyrup” as well:
-->“We need 14 dice to play that game. Anyway, we can play it with cards, that’s not a problem. What matters is the announcements.”

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* In the French TV series ''Series/{{Kaamelott}}'', Perceval knows ''lots'' of unplayable games that he alone can understand and play. Some of them involve 14 dice and artichokes. King Arthur seems to know the twisted rules of the card game “countersyrup” "countersyrup" as well:
-->“We -->"We need 14 dice to play that game. Anyway, we can play it with cards, that’s that's not a problem. What matters is the announcements."



** “Bask-ice Ball” is a hockey-basketball hybrid played by Marshall’s family. Marshall admits to Lily that there are no rules; it’s just an excuse for everyone to whale on each other.
** “Marsh-Gammon” involves a Candy Land board, poker chips, playing cards, a buzzer, handwritten “autobiography cards”, a Twister spinner, and some dice. It also has nothing in common with backgammon, since Marshall hates everything about it except the name. This was featured in “Game Night”, which reveals that Marshall is very good at games.
** “Xing Hai Shi Bu Xing” is an unfathomable casino game which features poker chips, Mahjong tiles, changing seats with other contestants, a wheel of fortune, and a jellybean. Everybody is befuddled by it -- except for Marshall, who can even give Barney game-winning advice. The game’s title, by the way, [[BilingualBonus is Mandarin]] for “Series/DealOrNoDeal”.

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** “Bask-ice Ball” "Bask-ice Ball" is a hockey-basketball hybrid played by Marshall’s Marshall's family. Marshall admits to Lily that there are no rules; it’s it's just an excuse for everyone to whale on each other.
** “Marsh-Gammon” "Marsh-Gammon" involves a Candy Land board, poker chips, playing cards, a buzzer, handwritten “autobiography cards”, "autobiography cards", a Twister spinner, and some dice. It also has nothing in common with backgammon, since Marshall hates everything about it except the name. This was featured in “Game Night”, "Game Night", which reveals that Marshall is very good at games.
** “Xing "Xing Hai Shi Bu Xing” Xing" is an unfathomable casino game which features poker chips, Mahjong tiles, changing seats with other contestants, a wheel of fortune, and a jellybean. Everybody is befuddled by it -- except for Marshall, who can even give Barney game-winning advice. The game’s game's title, by the way, [[BilingualBonus is Mandarin]] for “Series/DealOrNoDeal”."Series/DealOrNoDeal".



* ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'' features the quiz show ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnTSdoASY28 It’s a Living]]'', the rules of which are so insanely convoluted and complex that by the time the presenter finishes explaining them, the show has finished. Part of it seems to revolve around how much the BBC has received in fees lately.
* In the 2004 ''Series/{{Battlestar Galactica|2003}}'', the pilots are often seen playing a card game known on the original show as “Pyramid”, referred to on the reboot as “Triad”. The cards are six-sided with a variety of symbols and colors to designate suit and rank. The rules are not shown consistently and the actors more or less improvised them; fans have tried to put together a consistent ruleset, but it’s been tough going.
* Puppeteer/comedian Creator/MarcWeiner had a bit where he and two volunteers from the audience would play a game called “That’s Not Fair!”, where no one ever gives the right answers and points are awarded arbitrarily.
* In Swedish TV Christmas Calendar ''Sune’s Christmas'', the titular character and his friend would play a Calvinball-type card game with Sune’s younger brother. The main purpose of the game was to force the little brother to run around the house wearing a lampshade on his head. This happened every time he broke a rule. Since Sune and his friend changed the rules whenever they felt like it, the little brother always lost -- until their father joined in.
* ''ShootingStars'', a UK panel show presented by Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer, was a game like this. Despite having a scoring system, the answers are entirely the whim of the hosts. Sample question: “True or False: Richard Attenborough”.
* ''Series/{{Bottom}}'' has Eddie’s card game “One Card Slam”, in which Eddie flips out a random card from the pack, slams it on the table, and demands twelve quid from Richie.
* On one episode of ''Series/TheBurnsAndAllenShow'', Burns makes up a card game called Klebob as he goes along to psych Gracie. This backfires when Gracie easily figures out the rules to the game -- partly because she’s a CloudCuckoolander, and partly because [[spoiler:it’s just like the game George made up last week.]]
* An episode of ''Series/TheBobNewhartShow'' features Bob and his poker buddies playing ever more outlandish card games such as Snee-Ho (where a player wins if he draws the “King of Snee”) and Klopsky (which calls for four packs of cards and a banana).

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* ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'' features the quiz show ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnTSdoASY28 It’s It's a Living]]'', the rules of which are so insanely convoluted and complex that by the time the presenter finishes explaining them, the show has finished. Part of it seems to revolve around how much the BBC has received in fees lately.
* In the 2004 ''Series/{{Battlestar Galactica|2003}}'', the pilots are often seen playing a card game known on the original show as “Pyramid”, "Pyramid", referred to on the reboot as “Triad”."Triad". The cards are six-sided with a variety of symbols and colors to designate suit and rank. The rules are not shown consistently and the actors more or less improvised them; fans have tried to put together a consistent ruleset, but it’s it's been tough going.
* Puppeteer/comedian Creator/MarcWeiner had a bit where he and two volunteers from the audience would play a game called “That’s "That's Not Fair!”, Fair!", where no one ever gives the right answers and points are awarded arbitrarily.
* In Swedish TV Christmas Calendar ''Sune’s ''Sune's Christmas'', the titular character and his friend would play a Calvinball-type card game with Sune’s Sune's younger brother. The main purpose of the game was to force the little brother to run around the house wearing a lampshade on his head. This happened every time he broke a rule. Since Sune and his friend changed the rules whenever they felt like it, the little brother always lost -- until their father joined in.
* ''ShootingStars'', a UK panel show presented by Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer, was a game like this. Despite having a scoring system, the answers are entirely the whim of the hosts. Sample question: “True "True or False: Richard Attenborough”.
Attenborough".
* ''Series/{{Bottom}}'' has Eddie’s Eddie's card game “One "One Card Slam”, Slam", in which Eddie flips out a random card from the pack, slams it on the table, and demands twelve quid from Richie.
* On one episode of ''Series/TheBurnsAndAllenShow'', Burns makes up a card game called Klebob as he goes along to psych Gracie. This backfires when Gracie easily figures out the rules to the game -- partly because she’s she's a CloudCuckoolander, and partly because [[spoiler:it’s [[spoiler:it's just like the game George made up last week.]]
* An episode of ''Series/TheBobNewhartShow'' features Bob and his poker buddies playing ever more outlandish card games such as Snee-Ho (where a player wins if he draws the “King "King of Snee”) Snee") and Klopsky (which calls for four packs of cards and a banana).



* An episode of ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia'' featured the game of [[{{Portmanteau}} Chardee Macdennis]]. The rule book is bigger than most phone books, and asking questions about the rules is penalized. Cheating is encouraged, but violators are made to eat a cake -- in its original components (''i.e.'' chunks of flour, eggs, salt, ''etc''). Challenges ranged from getting darts thrown at your hand to having insults hurled at you for extended periods of time. The winner gets to smash his opponents’ game pieces.
* The British show ''Series/NoelsHouseParty'' featured a game in the 1992-93 series called “Open the Cupboards”, which had a very complicated ruleset.
-->“You throw a six to start, the referee's decision is final, and deuces are twice as valuable as a pair of spades in your hand.”
* ''NewGirl'' has “True American”, a DrinkingGame with Candyland elements, in which the floor is lava. The rules involve crazy zones, yelling out the names of presidents, and alcohol (with cans of beer as “Soldiers of the Secret Order”, and a bottle of bourbon as “King of the Castle”). If you take a break to have sex with a beautiful woman, everyone else wins. And everything you hear in True American is a lie. Fans were excited enough to [[{{Defictionalization}} adapt this into a real game]], which can be seen [[http://www.trueamericanrules.com/ here]].
* ''Series/UprightCitizensBrigade'' has “Pro Thunderball”, which combines Calvinball with BloodSport. The game features baseball bats used as weapons, wild hounds wandering the field, a roving car, and a “gun circle” containing a fully loaded pistol that players are forbidden to use.
* In ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', this is what Australian Rules Football boiled down to. It is a [[UsefulNotes/AustralianRulesFootball real sport]], but as it’s only really played in Australia, the series treated it like a Calvinball (and a catch-all term for whatever wacky sport was being shown on screen).
* ''Series/TheSavageEye'' gives us a number of weird sports, like “Eel Wranglin” and “Potato Whispering”. Perhaps the most violent, though, is a precursor of Gaelic football called [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw0VZmqBo3Y “Whackadabollockin”]], where the object appears to be to [[GroinAttack hit someone's testicles]] with a hurdle.

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* An episode of ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia'' featured the game of [[{{Portmanteau}} Chardee Macdennis]]. The rule book is bigger than most phone books, and asking questions about the rules is penalized. Cheating is encouraged, but violators are made to eat a cake -- in its original components (''i.e.'' chunks of flour, eggs, salt, ''etc''). Challenges ranged from getting darts thrown at your hand to having insults hurled at you for extended periods of time. The winner gets to smash his opponents’ opponents' game pieces.
* The British show ''Series/NoelsHouseParty'' featured a game in the 1992-93 series called “Open "Open the Cupboards”, Cupboards", which had a very complicated ruleset.
-->“You -->"You throw a six to start, the referee's decision is final, and deuces are twice as valuable as a pair of spades in your hand.
"
* ''NewGirl'' has “True American”, "True American", a DrinkingGame with Candyland elements, in which the floor is lava. The rules involve crazy zones, yelling out the names of presidents, and alcohol (with cans of beer as “Soldiers "Soldiers of the Secret Order”, Order", and a bottle of bourbon as “King "King of the Castle”).Castle"). If you take a break to have sex with a beautiful woman, everyone else wins. And everything you hear in True American is a lie. Fans were excited enough to [[{{Defictionalization}} adapt this into a real game]], which can be seen [[http://www.trueamericanrules.com/ here]].
* ''Series/UprightCitizensBrigade'' has “Pro Thunderball”, "Pro Thunderball", which combines Calvinball with BloodSport. The game features baseball bats used as weapons, wild hounds wandering the field, a roving car, and a “gun circle” "gun circle" containing a fully loaded pistol that players are forbidden to use.
* In ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', this is what Australian Rules Football boiled down to. It is a [[UsefulNotes/AustralianRulesFootball real sport]], but as it’s it's only really played in Australia, the series treated it like a Calvinball (and a catch-all term for whatever wacky sport was being shown on screen).
* ''Series/TheSavageEye'' gives us a number of weird sports, like “Eel Wranglin” "Eel Wranglin" and “Potato Whispering”."Potato Whispering". Perhaps the most violent, though, is a precursor of Gaelic football called [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw0VZmqBo3Y “Whackadabollockin”]], "Whackadabollockin"]], where the object appears to be to [[GroinAttack hit someone's testicles]] with a hurdle.



* In ''Series/ParksAndRecreation'', Ben creates “Cones of Dunshire”, a game which involves cones, characters with various abilities, rolling huge numbers of dice, trading resources, territory control, and requires eight to twelve players. One person is designated the “ledgerman”, whose entire role is to wear a special hat and keep track of what everyone else is doing. Tellingly, it first catches on in a firm of accountants, though it later gains wider appeal.
-->'''Ben:''' ''Gameplay Magazine'' called it “punishingly intricate.”
* In ''Series/{{Community}}'', Abed and Anne play “Pile of Bullets”, a baffling VCR game that includes multiple tokens, various cards that interact with each other, frequent need to shout “Bang!” at the screen, and impressive amounts of multitasking. There are technically two other players, but they give up on trying to make sense of it almost immediately.
* In a sketch on ''[[FlipWilson The Flip Wilson Show]]'', Creator/GeorgeCarlin and [[UsefulNotes/AmericanFootball Joe Namath]] teach Flip a card game called “Carlotta”. They started by winking at each other, letting us know the bewildering rules were a practical joke on Flip.

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* In ''Series/ParksAndRecreation'', Ben creates “Cones "Cones of Dunshire”, Dunshire", a game which involves cones, characters with various abilities, rolling huge numbers of dice, trading resources, territory control, and requires eight to twelve players. One person is designated the “ledgerman”, "ledgerman", whose entire role is to wear a special hat and keep track of what everyone else is doing. Tellingly, it first catches on in a firm of accountants, though it later gains wider appeal.
-->'''Ben:''' ''Gameplay Magazine'' called it “punishingly "punishingly intricate.
"
* In ''Series/{{Community}}'', Abed and Anne play “Pile "Pile of Bullets”, Bullets", a baffling VCR game that includes multiple tokens, various cards that interact with each other, frequent need to shout “Bang!” "Bang!" at the screen, and impressive amounts of multitasking. There are technically two other players, but they give up on trying to make sense of it almost immediately.
* In a sketch on ''[[FlipWilson The Flip Wilson Show]]'', Creator/GeorgeCarlin and [[UsefulNotes/AmericanFootball Joe Namath]] teach Flip a card game called “Carlotta”."Carlotta". They started by winking at each other, letting us know the bewildering rules were a practical joke on Flip.



* On ''Series/TheElectricCompany1971'', Jim Boyd’s inventor/salesman introduces Luis Avalos’ game company executive, Mr. Overprice, to the game called “Pay”. It involves hitting an enormous baseball with a cudgel and running around the bases (''i.e.'', the office furniture).
-->'''Mr. Overprice:''' I think you named it right in naming it “Pay”, because you are about to pay for everything you've broken! ''(grabs the inventor in rage)''\\

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* On ''Series/TheElectricCompany1971'', Jim Boyd’s Boyd's inventor/salesman introduces Luis Avalos’ Avalos' game company executive, Mr. Overprice, to the game called “Pay”."Pay". It involves hitting an enormous baseball with a cudgel and running around the bases (''i.e.'', the office furniture).
-->'''Mr. Overprice:''' I think you named it right in naming it “Pay”, "Pay", because you are about to pay for everything you've broken! ''(grabs the inventor in rage)''\\



* The very short-lived 70s Creator/{{NBC}} game show ''Series/WinningStreak'' wasn’t designed to be a Calvinball, but it certainly came off as one -- enough that even the host, the legendary Creator/BillCullen, admitted it “just didn’t work”. The page has all the detail you need to figure it out (hopefully).

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* The very short-lived 70s Creator/{{NBC}} game show ''Series/WinningStreak'' wasn’t wasn't designed to be a Calvinball, but it certainly came off as one -- enough that even the host, the legendary Creator/BillCullen, admitted it “just didn’t work”."just didn't work". The page has all the detail you need to figure it out (hopefully).



* The sport shown in the music video for “New Lands” by Music/{{Justice}} starts off as a baseball game, then adds lacrosse, football, and roller derby. By the end, it’s utterly incomprehensible.
%% [Really not sure this should be an example, because music isn’t a game you can win, per se.] * The last song Music/SydBarrett wrote for Music/PinkFloyd before his CreatorBreakdown was “Have You Got It Yet?” The point of the song was that Barrett would start playing, and as soon as the others tried to join in, he’d change the key, tempo, or even entire structure of the song, so they’d get lost. Repeatedly. Needless to say, no complete recording exists.

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* The sport shown in the music video for “New Lands” "New Lands" by Music/{{Justice}} starts off as a baseball game, then adds lacrosse, football, and roller derby. By the end, it’s it's utterly incomprehensible.
%% [Really not sure this should be an example, because music isn’t isn't a game you can win, per se.] * The last song Music/SydBarrett wrote for Music/PinkFloyd before his CreatorBreakdown was “Have "Have You Got It Yet?” Yet?" The point of the song was that Barrett would start playing, and as soon as the others tried to join in, he’d he'd change the key, tempo, or even entire structure of the song, so they’d they'd get lost. Repeatedly. Needless to say, no complete recording exists.



* “Schnofeln”, by the Berlin comedy troupe DieInsterburgs, describes a game vaguely related to soccer whose rules get more silly and pointless the longer the song goes. In the end, the whole game is cancelled by coin flip.

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* “Schnofeln”, "Schnofeln", by the Berlin comedy troupe DieInsterburgs, describes a game vaguely related to soccer whose rules get more silly and pointless the longer the song goes. In the end, the whole game is cancelled by coin flip.



* Calvinball’s TropeNamer is the anti-game invented by ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''. There were only two consistent rules: you couldn’t play the same way twice, and you couldn’t [[CoolMask question the masks]]. Calvin just doesn’t have the patience for games with rigid rules, hierarchies, and scorekeeping; the rules are made up as the players go along, and the main point seemed to just be to have the most fun (or annoy your opponent as much as possible). Although Calvin invented it, Hobbes is very good at it too, and Rosalyn picked it up quickly as well. Calvin also notes that virtually every ''real'' game he tries to play eventually turns into Calvinball (like his variant of baseball with over two dozen bases spread out around the whole neighborhood):

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* Calvinball’s Calvinball's TropeNamer is the anti-game invented by ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''. There were only two consistent rules: you couldn’t couldn't play the same way twice, and you couldn’t couldn't [[CoolMask question the masks]]. Calvin just doesn’t doesn't have the patience for games with rigid rules, hierarchies, and scorekeeping; the rules are made up as the players go along, and the main point seemed to just be to have the most fun (or annoy your opponent as much as possible). Although Calvin invented it, Hobbes is very good at it too, and Rosalyn picked it up quickly as well. Calvin also notes that virtually every ''real'' game he tries to play eventually turns into Calvinball (like his variant of baseball with over two dozen bases spread out around the whole neighborhood):



* ''ComicStrip/{{Frazz}}'' had a week dedicated to [[http://comics.com/frazz/2006-05-01/ Bedlamball]], which has no discernible rules. It’s not surprising, especially considering the {{Epileptic Tree|s}} that Frazz is, in fact, an adult Calvin.

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* ''ComicStrip/{{Frazz}}'' had a week dedicated to [[http://comics.com/frazz/2006-05-01/ Bedlamball]], which has no discernible rules. It’s It's not surprising, especially considering the {{Epileptic Tree|s}} that Frazz is, in fact, an adult Calvin.



** In TheSixties, they invented a college game called [[http://www.madcoversite.com/quiz_olympics.html 43-Man Squamish]]. Details are sketchy, but official gear includes a shepherd’s crook, a helmet with a beanie-propeller on top, and flippers. This didn’t stop some actual teams from briefly being formed. An excerpt from the rules:

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** In TheSixties, they invented a college game called [[http://www.madcoversite.com/quiz_olympics.html 43-Man Squamish]]. Details are sketchy, but official gear includes a shepherd’s shepherd's crook, a helmet with a beanie-propeller on top, and flippers. This didn’t didn't stop some actual teams from briefly being formed. An excerpt from the rules:



** In 1983, they gave us the board game “Three-Cornered Pitney”, which had similarly ridiculous rules, as it was designed by one of the creators of 43-Man Squamish.
%% [If it can print “rules”, then how is it Calvinball?] * ''Website/TheOnion'' printed a description of a sport called "Snøkåathlaan" for the 2010 Winter Olympics, complete with history, rules, and athletes to watch.

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** In 1983, they gave us the board game “Three-Cornered Pitney”, "Three-Cornered Pitney", which had similarly ridiculous rules, as it was designed by one of the creators of 43-Man Squamish.
%% [If it can print “rules”, "rules", then how is it Calvinball?] * ''Website/TheOnion'' printed a description of a sport called "Snøkåathlaan" for the 2010 Winter Olympics, complete with history, rules, and athletes to watch.



* This kind of thing happens every now and then in ProfessionalWrestling, usually when a {{heel}} tries to trick his opponent into accepting a set of rules he doesn’t understand -- which the heel just makes up as an excuse to beat the tar out of his opponent. At ''Wrestling/{{WWE}} Backlash'' in 2001, Wrestling/WilliamRegal challenged Wrestling/ChrisJericho to fight under “Duchess of Queensbury rules” under this guise, and any time Jericho had the drop on Regal, Regal would arbitrarily declare his last move invalid for whatever reason.

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* This kind of thing happens every now and then in ProfessionalWrestling, usually when a {{heel}} tries to trick his opponent into accepting a set of rules he doesn’t doesn't understand -- which the heel just makes up as an excuse to beat the tar out of his opponent. At ''Wrestling/{{WWE}} Backlash'' in 2001, Wrestling/WilliamRegal challenged Wrestling/ChrisJericho to fight under “Duchess "Duchess of Queensbury rules” rules" under this guise, and any time Jericho had the drop on Regal, Regal would arbitrarily declare his last move invalid for whatever reason.



* Creator/StephenFry's ''Saturday Night Fry'' gave us the game of “Kick the Frog”, in which Hugh Laurie was the frog and had to answer questions. If he got the answers wrong, Jim Broadbent kicked him. If he got the answers ''right'', Phyllida Law kicked him. There was no mechanism to make someone else the frog. As the back of the box described it, “Kick the Frog is like life; it isn’t fair.” Hugh did manage to convince the others to change the rules, first leading to a democracy (in which only Stephen and Jim had the vote, and both voted that Hugh should remain the frog), then to a pluralist social democracy (where after long discussion, almost everyone agrees that it just makes ''sense'' for Hugh to remain the frog) to just not playing anymore (where they just kick him).
* Creator/{{Netflix}} has a series of radio ads featuring contestants on a fictional quiz show with absurd questions and nonsensical answers, such as: “A dog goes ahead in time and bites his tail. When does he feel it?” “Yesterday.” “Correct!”

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* Creator/StephenFry's ''Saturday Night Fry'' gave us the game of “Kick "Kick the Frog”, Frog", in which Hugh Laurie was the frog and had to answer questions. If he got the answers wrong, Jim Broadbent kicked him. If he got the answers ''right'', Phyllida Law kicked him. There was no mechanism to make someone else the frog. As the back of the box described it, “Kick "Kick the Frog is like life; it isn’t isn't fair." Hugh did manage to convince the others to change the rules, first leading to a democracy (in which only Stephen and Jim had the vote, and both voted that Hugh should remain the frog), then to a pluralist social democracy (where after long discussion, almost everyone agrees that it just makes ''sense'' for Hugh to remain the frog) to just not playing anymore (where they just kick him).
* Creator/{{Netflix}} has a series of radio ads featuring contestants on a fictional quiz show with absurd questions and nonsensical answers, such as: “A "A dog goes ahead in time and bites his tail. When does he feel it?” “Yesterday.” “Correct!”it?" "Yesterday." "Correct!"



* [[http://www.indie-rpgs.com/articles/21/ Role-playing game designer Ron Edwards]] describes “Calvinballing” as where a player [[ExactWords misinterprets the rules]] entirely to his benefit, at the expense of the game actually being fun or fair.

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* [[http://www.indie-rpgs.com/articles/21/ Role-playing game designer Ron Edwards]] describes “Calvinballing” "Calvinballing" as where a player [[ExactWords misinterprets the rules]] entirely to his benefit, at the expense of the game actually being fun or fair.



** “Kholiast” is an elven game played with “a deck of more than 1000 cards, a variable hand determined by a throw of dice, and a point-counting system that would drive even the most dedicated Candlekeep scholar completely mad.”
** Dragons have the Great Game, ''xorvintaal'', the objective of which is to steal the other dragon players’ treasure with the help of mortal [[TheChessmaster chess pieces]] called exarchs. The game is a “tortured mess of contradictory rules and exceptions that only a dragon with centuries to study could understand,” far beyond the comprehension of younger races. Narratively speaking, ''xorvintaal'' exists to fuel {{Excuse Plot}}s, so if the DM needs dragons or the [=PCs=] to do something, all they have to do is call it a ''xorvintaal'' maneuver. To get a sense of how complex it is, the entirety of World War I would be an intermediate ''xorvintaal'' maneuver, with World War II being a good countermove.
* ''TabletopGame/{{Talislanta}}'' has “Trivarian”, a game so complex that it can only be played by people with two brains.

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** “Kholiast” "Kholiast" is an elven game played with “a "a deck of more than 1000 cards, a variable hand determined by a throw of dice, and a point-counting system that would drive even the most dedicated Candlekeep scholar completely mad.
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** Dragons have the Great Game, ''xorvintaal'', the objective of which is to steal the other dragon players’ players' treasure with the help of mortal [[TheChessmaster chess pieces]] called exarchs. The game is a “tortured "tortured mess of contradictory rules and exceptions that only a dragon with centuries to study could understand,” understand," far beyond the comprehension of younger races. Narratively speaking, ''xorvintaal'' exists to fuel {{Excuse Plot}}s, so if the DM needs dragons or the [=PCs=] to do something, all they have to do is call it a ''xorvintaal'' maneuver. To get a sense of how complex it is, the entirety of World War I would be an intermediate ''xorvintaal'' maneuver, with World War II being a good countermove.
* ''TabletopGame/{{Talislanta}}'' has “Trivarian”, "Trivarian", a game so complex that it can only be played by people with two brains.



* In ''Theatre/TheRealInspectorHound'', the characters in the PlayWithinAPlay play a card game called “[[{{Pun}} Pontoon Bridge]]”. They play it twice, and the rules aren’t remotely similar between the two games. One line implies that they’re spinning a roulette wheel.

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* In ''Theatre/TheRealInspectorHound'', the characters in the PlayWithinAPlay play a card game called “[[{{Pun}} "[[{{Pun}} Pontoon Bridge]]”. Bridge]]". They play it twice, and the rules aren’t aren't remotely similar between the two games. One line implies that they’re they're spinning a roulette wheel.



* ''VideoGame/TheSimpsonsTappedOut'' includes a mini-game event called “Tap Ball”, in which two characters square off and do a unique maneuver (''e.g.'' Lisa kicks a soccer ball, Apu throws a bowling ball, the Comic Book Guy swings his nunchucks), to no real end. Not surprisingly, the sport was invented by Homer Simpson, and the rules make sense only to him.

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* ''VideoGame/TheSimpsonsTappedOut'' includes a mini-game event called “Tap Ball”, "Tap Ball", in which two characters square off and do a unique maneuver (''e.g.'' Lisa kicks a soccer ball, Apu throws a bowling ball, the Comic Book Guy swings his nunchucks), to no real end. Not surprisingly, the sport was invented by Homer Simpson, and the rules make sense only to him.



-->'''Ratchet:''' My Blargian snagglebeast devours your mutant swampfly! Oh yeah! I bet you didn’t see that one coming! ''(Clank moves a piece)'' Hey! Uh, what are you doing?!\\

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-->'''Ratchet:''' My Blargian snagglebeast devours your mutant swampfly! Oh yeah! I bet you didn’t didn't see that one coming! ''(Clank moves a piece)'' Hey! Uh, what are you doing?!\\



'''Ratchet:''' What? Bu-bu-but that’s cheating!\\

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'''Ratchet:''' What? Bu-bu-but that’s that's cheating!\\



* Many of the Zoq-Fot-Pik from ''VideoGame/StarControlII: The Ur-Quan Masters'' (specifically, the Pik, much to the annoyance of Zoq) are obsessed with Frungy, the “sport of kings”. Naturally, the player is never given an opportunity to learn the rules of Frungy. When fans [[WordOfGod asked the developers]] about it, they gleefully replied, “[[MathematiciansAnswer With gusto!]]”

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* Many of the Zoq-Fot-Pik from ''VideoGame/StarControlII: The Ur-Quan Masters'' (specifically, the Pik, much to the annoyance of Zoq) are obsessed with Frungy, the “sport "sport of kings”.kings". Naturally, the player is never given an opportunity to learn the rules of Frungy. When fans [[WordOfGod asked the developers]] about it, they gleefully replied, “[[MathematiciansAnswer "[[MathematiciansAnswer With gusto!]]”gusto!]]"



* Tetra Master from ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyIX'' is a strange example. It’s a card game that looks totally incomprehensible, even to those who play it, and you have to pick up the rules from watching the gameplay. The cards appear to play themselves somehow, and it's telling that even InUniverse, various characters try to figure out the rules of it with TrialAndErrorGameplay. Creator/SquareEnix apparently designed it with hexadecimal strength and weakness values, but this explanation was part of their online strategy guide that [[GuideDangIt completely disappeared from the Internet]] circa 2003.

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* Tetra Master from ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyIX'' is a strange example. It’s It's a card game that looks totally incomprehensible, even to those who play it, and you have to pick up the rules from watching the gameplay. The cards appear to play themselves somehow, and it's telling that even InUniverse, various characters try to figure out the rules of it with TrialAndErrorGameplay. Creator/SquareEnix apparently designed it with hexadecimal strength and weakness values, but this explanation was part of their online strategy guide that [[GuideDangIt completely disappeared from the Internet]] circa 2003.



** Chuckles the jester in ''VideoGame/UltimaVII'' is a champion of “The Game”, whose rules he cannot explain without violating them. The objective appears to be [[spoiler:to complete a conversation with him without using any words containing more than one syllable.]]
** ''VideoGame/UltimaUnderworld II'' has a game called White Rock Black Rock, with fairly simple rules: if you pick the white rock (by choice, not by chance) then you win, and if you pick the black rock you lose. However, the game’s rules become very bizarre when you play it in the Ethereal Void later on: fish, limbo, and peas are somehow involved, among other things.

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** Chuckles the jester in ''VideoGame/UltimaVII'' is a champion of “The Game”, "The Game", whose rules he cannot explain without violating them. The objective appears to be [[spoiler:to complete a conversation with him without using any words containing more than one syllable.]]
** ''VideoGame/UltimaUnderworld II'' has a game called White Rock Black Rock, with fairly simple rules: if you pick the white rock (by choice, not by chance) then you win, and if you pick the black rock you lose. However, the game’s game's rules become very bizarre when you play it in the Ethereal Void later on: fish, limbo, and peas are somehow involved, among other things.



* ''Franchise/{{Halo}}''[='s=] [[WideOpenSandbox Forge Mode]] (included in virtually all the games since ''VideoGame/{{Halo 3}}'') has a propensity to devolve into Calvinball unless a single person or dedicated group is trying to create something specific (thus keeping everyone on task). Without it, people start pointing gravity lifts everywhere and coming up with arcane, arbitrary, and ridiculous challenges. Such maps end up filled with whatever caught their occupants’ fancy in their item spawn frenzy, and they’re almost always deleted afterwards.
* “Thrashball” in ''VideoGame/GearsOfWar'' is Blernsball as applied to NFL football rather than baseball; in many ways very similar to a familiar sport, but in many others bizarre and incomprehensible. There's a guy with ''shields'' in the backfield.
* “Wolfball” in ''VideoGame/BattleRealms'' apparently involves [[NoodleImplements a solid iron ball, a walled-in arena, and a pack of rabid wolves]], and it’s fatal to play for those not of the [[HealingFactor Wolf Clan]]. No rules are forthcoming, but it speaks volumes that one of the playing positions (the “hurler”, who has a gigantic two-handed Atlatl) does double duty as a military unit in-game.
* The inhabitants of the ChaoticStupid Chaosrealm in ''VideoGame/MortalKombatDeception'' have a game called “Everybody Runs Around”, where [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin everybody just runs around]] with no win condition or rules.

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* ''Franchise/{{Halo}}''[='s=] [[WideOpenSandbox Forge Mode]] (included in virtually all the games since ''VideoGame/{{Halo 3}}'') has a propensity to devolve into Calvinball unless a single person or dedicated group is trying to create something specific (thus keeping everyone on task). Without it, people start pointing gravity lifts everywhere and coming up with arcane, arbitrary, and ridiculous challenges. Such maps end up filled with whatever caught their occupants’ occupants' fancy in their item spawn frenzy, and they’re they're almost always deleted afterwards.
* “Thrashball” "Thrashball" in ''VideoGame/GearsOfWar'' is Blernsball as applied to NFL football rather than baseball; in many ways very similar to a familiar sport, but in many others bizarre and incomprehensible. There's a guy with ''shields'' in the backfield.
* “Wolfball” "Wolfball" in ''VideoGame/BattleRealms'' apparently involves [[NoodleImplements a solid iron ball, a walled-in arena, and a pack of rabid wolves]], and it’s it's fatal to play for those not of the [[HealingFactor Wolf Clan]]. No rules are forthcoming, but it speaks volumes that one of the playing positions (the “hurler”, "hurler", who has a gigantic two-handed Atlatl) does double duty as a military unit in-game.
* The inhabitants of the ChaoticStupid Chaosrealm in ''VideoGame/MortalKombatDeception'' have a game called “Everybody "Everybody Runs Around”, Around", where [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin everybody just runs around]] with no win condition or rules.



* Most of the sports featured in ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'' are some sort of Calvinball; even the name “Homestar Runner” derives from one of the creators’ total mangling of baseball terminology.
** Strong Bad was [[LampshadeHanging pointing out how ridiculous these games were]] as early as “In Search of the Yello Dello”:
-->'''Strong Bad:''' What the crap kind of freaked-up sport are you guys playing, anyways? I mean, you’re on a football field, but you’ve got a basketball goal, and basketballs, and footballs...\\
'''Homestar Runner:''' I know! It's America’s pastime!
** In the WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail “army”, Strong Bad mentions a dice-and-cards-and-board game called “Three-to-One Marny”.
** In the email “mascot”, Strong Bad reveals that Crazy-Go-Nuts University has a “golf club” team, which seems to be an excuse for Strong Bad and his friends to hit stuff with a nine iron. The Cheat is seen taking on “Pile of Electronics State”, and Strong Bad announces that next week they're playing “Homestar’s Knees Tech”.
** The email “the show” has Homestar hosting a hybrid between a talk show and a game show. He first offers 500 points to the Poopsmith to share his “[[{{Malaproper}} polictical]] views”, before turning to Pom Pom and asking him, “For the block, do you agree?” and turning it into a bizarre version of ''Series/TheHollywoodSquares''. Both leave without answering, to which he awards each contestant 162 points.

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* Most of the sports featured in ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'' are some sort of Calvinball; even the name “Homestar Runner” "Homestar Runner" derives from one of the creators’ creators' total mangling of baseball terminology.
** Strong Bad was [[LampshadeHanging pointing out how ridiculous these games were]] as early as “In "In Search of the Yello Dello”:
Dello":
-->'''Strong Bad:''' What the crap kind of freaked-up sport are you guys playing, anyways? I mean, you’re you're on a football field, but you’ve you've got a basketball goal, and basketballs, and footballs...\\
'''Homestar Runner:''' I know! It's America’s America's pastime!
** In the WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail “army”, "army", Strong Bad mentions a dice-and-cards-and-board game called “Three-to-One Marny”.
"Three-to-One Marny".
** In the email “mascot”, "mascot", Strong Bad reveals that Crazy-Go-Nuts University has a “golf club” "golf club" team, which seems to be an excuse for Strong Bad and his friends to hit stuff with a nine iron. The Cheat is seen taking on “Pile "Pile of Electronics State”, State", and Strong Bad announces that next week they're playing “Homestar’s "Homestar's Knees Tech”.
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** The email “the show” "the show" has Homestar hosting a hybrid between a talk show and a game show. He first offers 500 points to the Poopsmith to share his “[[{{Malaproper}} "[[{{Malaproper}} polictical]] views”, views", before turning to Pom Pom and asking him, “For "For the block, do you agree?” agree?" and turning it into a bizarre version of ''Series/TheHollywoodSquares''. Both leave without answering, to which he awards each contestant 162 points.



* In ''Webcomic/DorkTower'', Igor insists on inventing “house rules” for almost every game played, including rules for landmines in Candyland and a variation of License Plate Bingo that was so arcane, the road trip was over by the time he’d finished explaining it.

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* In ''Webcomic/DorkTower'', Igor insists on inventing “house rules” "house rules" for almost every game played, including rules for landmines in Candyland and a variation of License Plate Bingo that was so arcane, the road trip was over by the time he’d he'd finished explaining it.



* [[http://www.adventurers-comic.com/d/20011119.html Septuple Scare]] from ''Webcomic/{{Adventurers}}!'' is portrayed this way. [[http://www.adventurers-comic.com/d/20050820.html Ardam is currently the only one who has figured out the rules.]] It’s also a clear parody of ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyIX'''s Tetra Master.

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* [[http://www.adventurers-comic.com/d/20011119.html Septuple Scare]] from ''Webcomic/{{Adventurers}}!'' is portrayed this way. [[http://www.adventurers-comic.com/d/20050820.html Ardam is currently the only one who has figured out the rules.]] It’s It's also a clear parody of ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyIX'''s Tetra Master.



* In ''Webcomic/{{Sheldon}}'', Sheldon and Dante’s games usually devolve into something like this, always involving a [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/040610.html salmon of invincibility]].
* Wizard’s Sudoku in ''Webcomic/ProblemSleuth'' combines sudoku, live chess, jousting, ''VideoGame/QBert'', ''VideoGame/{{Tetris}}'', cube-building, and teapot cars. In addition, the video game elements of ''Webcomic/ProblemSleuth'' itself are [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001163 needlessly complicated and completely nonsensical]].

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* In ''Webcomic/{{Sheldon}}'', Sheldon and Dante’s Dante's games usually devolve into something like this, always involving a [[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/040610.html salmon of invincibility]].
* Wizard’s Wizard's Sudoku in ''Webcomic/ProblemSleuth'' combines sudoku, live chess, jousting, ''VideoGame/QBert'', ''VideoGame/{{Tetris}}'', cube-building, and teapot cars. In addition, the video game elements of ''Webcomic/ProblemSleuth'' itself are [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001163 needlessly complicated and completely nonsensical]].



* In ''Webcomic/{{Weregeek}}'', Joel and Wayne mash together a poker deck with TabletopGame/{{Munchkin}}, Chez Geek, and ''Fluxx'' cards. When Abbie realizes this means they're playing Card Game Calvinball, she dubs them [[http://www.weregeek.com/2010/09/22/ “Megadork Prime” and “Sir Nerdsalot”.]]
* ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'' has [[http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/20020915 “Quisatz Haderach”]], an exaggerated parody of ''Franchise/HarryPotter''’s Quidditch with random ''Franchise/{{Dune}}'' references that turns the nonsensical rules UpToEleven.
* ''Webcomic/MountainTime'' has [[http://mountaincomics.com/2013/05/02/mountain-time-450/ “PlusBum”]]:
-->'''Jeff:''' I’m pouring vodka on raw chicken!\\

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* In ''Webcomic/{{Weregeek}}'', Joel and Wayne mash together a poker deck with TabletopGame/{{Munchkin}}, Chez Geek, and ''Fluxx'' cards. When Abbie realizes this means they're playing Card Game Calvinball, she dubs them [[http://www.weregeek.com/2010/09/22/ “Megadork Prime” "Megadork Prime" and “Sir Nerdsalot”."Sir Nerdsalot".]]
* ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'' has [[http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/20020915 “Quisatz Haderach”]], "Quisatz Haderach"]], an exaggerated parody of ''Franchise/HarryPotter''’s ''Franchise/HarryPotter'''s Quidditch with random ''Franchise/{{Dune}}'' references that turns the nonsensical rules UpToEleven.
* ''Webcomic/MountainTime'' has [[http://mountaincomics.com/2013/05/02/mountain-time-450/ “PlusBum”]]:
"PlusBum"]]:
-->'''Jeff:''' I’m I'm pouring vodka on raw chicken!\\



* ''Webcomic/{{Xkcd}}'' has [[http://xkcd.com/1507/ Metaball]], which appears to be a blend of every different major sport whose individual rules apply randomly depending on which “zone” you’re in. The referee is seen consulting either a large map or a long list of rules.

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* ''Webcomic/{{Xkcd}}'' has [[http://xkcd.com/1507/ Metaball]], which appears to be a blend of every different major sport whose individual rules apply randomly depending on which “zone” you’re "zone" you're in. The referee is seen consulting either a large map or a long list of rules.



* Whenever Website/FourChan’s /tg/ tries to play a game (usually Connect Four, chess, or tic-tac-toe), it inevitably turns into this. Usually, the first few moves are okay. Then someone calls in reinforcements. Then someone else deepstrikes a team of [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} Space Marines]]. Then someone else [[NukeEm nukes the gameboard]]. Then someone else breaks out the trading cards. A [[http://i.imgur.com/zT8gcLm.png picture]] near the end of one thread shows just how insane they can get. [[note]]E2-E4, F7-F5, E4-F5, black King turns out to be three white Kings, [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Stalfos]] appears on the board, [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask the Moon]] threatens to crush the board, the game switches into the third dimension, red Connect Four piece gets placed, game divides into two alternate timelines with one involving a star wizard battling a DMPC [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons kobold]] with hypercubes and the other involving [[TabletopGame/YuGiOh Vorse Raider]] battling a defense-position rook with the ability to make forcefields.[[/note]]

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* Whenever Website/FourChan’s Website/FourChan's /tg/ tries to play a game (usually Connect Four, chess, or tic-tac-toe), it inevitably turns into this. Usually, the first few moves are okay. Then someone calls in reinforcements. Then someone else deepstrikes a team of [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} Space Marines]]. Then someone else [[NukeEm nukes the gameboard]]. Then someone else breaks out the trading cards. A [[http://i.imgur.com/zT8gcLm.png picture]] near the end of one thread shows just how insane they can get. [[note]]E2-E4, F7-F5, E4-F5, black King turns out to be three white Kings, [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Stalfos]] appears on the board, [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask the Moon]] threatens to crush the board, the game switches into the third dimension, red Connect Four piece gets placed, game divides into two alternate timelines with one involving a star wizard battling a DMPC [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons kobold]] with hypercubes and the other involving [[TabletopGame/YuGiOh Vorse Raider]] battling a defense-position rook with the ability to make forcefields.[[/note]]



* ''VideoGame/TheImpossibleQuiz'', a Flash quiz game whose answers can range from a MoonLogicPuzzle to TrialAndErrorGameplay. There’s no rhyme or reason to most of the questions, hence why it’s impossible.
* Viking Secret Wildcard Poker in ''WebVideo/LoadingReadyRun''’s “Poker Before Dusk” appears at first to be an unusual variety of Texas Hold-Em. It gets a great deal sillier, incorporating cards from ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering'' and ''TabletopGame/{{Clue}}''.
-->“Right now, Elway’s going to have to decide if he should hold the knobs steady, cut the straight along his outside felch, or scrump all his grits in one trug and go ahead with the check.”\\
“I wouldn't be surprised if Lamont pulls a full under-crunch moonsault.”

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* ''VideoGame/TheImpossibleQuiz'', a Flash quiz game whose answers can range from a MoonLogicPuzzle to TrialAndErrorGameplay. There’s There's no rhyme or reason to most of the questions, hence why it’s it's impossible.
* Viking Secret Wildcard Poker in ''WebVideo/LoadingReadyRun''’s “Poker ''WebVideo/LoadingReadyRun'''s "Poker Before Dusk” Dusk" appears at first to be an unusual variety of Texas Hold-Em. It gets a great deal sillier, incorporating cards from ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering'' and ''TabletopGame/{{Clue}}''.
-->“Right -->"Right now, Elway’s Elway's going to have to decide if he should hold the knobs steady, cut the straight along his outside felch, or scrump all his grits in one trug and go ahead with the check.”\\
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* Reddit has [[http://www.reddit.com/r/scoreball r/scoreball]], created in response to [[http://i.imgur.com/Zl0d8L3.jpg this nonsensical 6th-grade paper]] that describes it as Uruguay’s national sport (maybe).

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* Reddit has [[http://www.reddit.com/r/scoreball r/scoreball]], created in response to [[http://i.imgur.com/Zl0d8L3.jpg this nonsensical 6th-grade paper]] that describes it as Uruguay’s Uruguay's national sport (maybe).



-->'''142.''' “Calvin-Ball” is not authorized PT.

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-->'''142.''' “Calvin-Ball” "Calvin-Ball" is not authorized PT.



* ''Podcast/Wolf359'' has Funzo, a board game so complicated and bizarre, there’s a warning about it in the survival manual:
-->'''Hera:''' Guys! It’s ''really'' not that complicated. You spin the wheel of ages until you have enough power tokens to get a part of the sunken idol. After that, you just keep going up the celestial steps, avoid the secret surveillance network, and make it to the Temple of Light with three crowns of wisdom. \\

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* ''Podcast/Wolf359'' has Funzo, a board game so complicated and bizarre, there’s there's a warning about it in the survival manual:
-->'''Hera:''' Guys! It’s It's ''really'' not that complicated. You spin the wheel of ages until you have enough power tokens to get a part of the sunken idol. After that, you just keep going up the celestial steps, avoid the secret surveillance network, and make it to the Temple of Light with three crowns of wisdom. \\



* ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' has Blernsball, which is like baseball, but with so many new rules and gimmicks added -- including the ball being attached to a bungee cord, a “multi-ball” mode, and a giant spider that runs the bases -- that hardly anyone can tell what's going on. It's quite obviously a spectator sport, because it at least [[RuleOfCool looks really cool]]. The second time we see it, it’s completely different, and [[{{Retcon}} by “A Leela of Her Own”]] it’s [[{{Expy}} baseball with a bungee cord.]]
-->'''Fry:''' Hey I'm starting to get the hang of this game! The blerns are loaded, the count’s three blerns and two anti-blerns, and the infield blern rule is in effect, right?\\
'''Leela:''' Except for the word “blern”, that was complete gibberish.

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* ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' has Blernsball, which is like baseball, but with so many new rules and gimmicks added -- including the ball being attached to a bungee cord, a “multi-ball” "multi-ball" mode, and a giant spider that runs the bases -- that hardly anyone can tell what's going on. It's quite obviously a spectator sport, because it at least [[RuleOfCool looks really cool]]. The second time we see it, it’s it's completely different, and [[{{Retcon}} by “A "A Leela of Her Own”]] it’s Own"]] it's [[{{Expy}} baseball with a bungee cord.]]
-->'''Fry:''' Hey I'm starting to get the hang of this game! The blerns are loaded, the count’s count's three blerns and two anti-blerns, and the infield blern rule is in effect, right?\\
'''Leela:''' Except for the word “blern”, "blern", that was complete gibberish.



** A ''U.S. Acres'' short involves Orson convincing the others to play a game of “pigball”. We don't see how actual pigball is played, as Roy plays a joke by switching the actual rules with a set of increasingly absurd ones (like flipping a baked potato not only to see who plays first, but if the game is actually played at all), which instruct the players to score points by doing embarrassing and ridiculous stunts (like dressing in silly outfits or finding a live hippopotamus). They get back at Roy with a “game” called “roosterball”, whose rules are to take the person with the most feathers and throw him in a mud hole.
** In another short, Garfield finds himself trapped in a Western show, playing poker. The stakes [[AbsurdlyHighStakesGame get ridiculously high]] (“I’ll see your horse and raise you...”), and then Garfield ends the game by declaring, “You had the old maid! I win.”
* At the start of the ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'' episode “Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost”, [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick are playing a game that involves bubble-blowing, moving pieces on a chess board with your breath, carrying rocks around, climbing a tree, and other craziness. At one point, Patrick triumphantly shouts “I lose!”, until [=SpongeBob=] reminds him, “But it's not Tuesday, Patrick.”[[labelnote:*]]It could be a reference to one of the few known rules of [[Franchise/StarTrek Fizzbin]].[[/labelnote]] When an annoyed Squidward asks them what they’re doing, they sheepishly admit, “We don't know.”

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** A ''U.S. Acres'' short involves Orson convincing the others to play a game of “pigball”."pigball". We don't see how actual pigball is played, as Roy plays a joke by switching the actual rules with a set of increasingly absurd ones (like flipping a baked potato not only to see who plays first, but if the game is actually played at all), which instruct the players to score points by doing embarrassing and ridiculous stunts (like dressing in silly outfits or finding a live hippopotamus). They get back at Roy with a “game” "game" called “roosterball”, "roosterball", whose rules are to take the person with the most feathers and throw him in a mud hole.
** In another short, Garfield finds himself trapped in a Western show, playing poker. The stakes [[AbsurdlyHighStakesGame get ridiculously high]] (“I’ll ("I'll see your horse and raise you...”), "), and then Garfield ends the game by declaring, “You "You had the old maid! I win.
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* At the start of the ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'' episode “Squidward "Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost”, Ghost", [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick are playing a game that involves bubble-blowing, moving pieces on a chess board with your breath, carrying rocks around, climbing a tree, and other craziness. At one point, Patrick triumphantly shouts “I lose!”, "I lose!", until [=SpongeBob=] reminds him, “But "But it's not Tuesday, Patrick.”[[labelnote:*]]It "[[labelnote:*]]It could be a reference to one of the few known rules of [[Franchise/StarTrek Fizzbin]].[[/labelnote]] When an annoyed Squidward asks them what they’re they're doing, they sheepishly admit, “We "We don't know."



* The ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'' episode “Urban Ed” opens with the Eds getting Johnny to play a game consisting of seemingly random stunts (like shooting peas through a straw to pop balloons, or throwing marshmallows into a tuba bell). When the last step turns out to be “put a quarter in the jar”, Johnny sees through their BavarianFireDrill and walks off, saying “Nice try, Eddy.”

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* The ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'' episode “Urban Ed” "Urban Ed" opens with the Eds getting Johnny to play a game consisting of seemingly random stunts (like shooting peas through a straw to pop balloons, or throwing marshmallows into a tuba bell). When the last step turns out to be “put "put a quarter in the jar”, jar", Johnny sees through their BavarianFireDrill and walks off, saying “Nice "Nice try, Eddy."



** “Sniffleball” is baseball played with giant gloves on one's head, a ball of slow-moving green snot, and twelve bases that are located underwater, in the sky, and [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros in Bowser's castle]].
** “Big Ball” is often referred to by its full OverlyLongName,[[note]] Field Tournament Style Up and Down On the Ground Manja Flanja Blanja Banja Ishka Bibble Babble Flabble Doma Roma Floma Boma Jingle Jangle Every Angle Bricka Bracka Flacka Stacka Two Ton Rerun Free for All Big Ball.[[/note]] if only because it’s bad luck not to say the whole name. The goal appears not to actually win; doing so would cause [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Bowser]] to show up and trash the entire game.
-->'''Mung:''' ''(after Truffles scores a goal)'' Now you’ve ruined the whole sport!

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** “Sniffleball” "Sniffleball" is baseball played with giant gloves on one's head, a ball of slow-moving green snot, and twelve bases that are located underwater, in the sky, and [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros in Bowser's castle]].
** “Big Ball” "Big Ball" is often referred to by its full OverlyLongName,[[note]] Field Tournament Style Up and Down On the Ground Manja Flanja Blanja Banja Ishka Bibble Babble Flabble Doma Roma Floma Boma Jingle Jangle Every Angle Bricka Bracka Flacka Stacka Two Ton Rerun Free for All Big Ball.[[/note]] if only because it’s it's bad luck not to say the whole name. The goal appears not to actually win; doing so would cause [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Bowser]] to show up and trash the entire game.
-->'''Mung:''' ''(after Truffles scores a goal)'' Now you’ve you've ruined the whole sport!



** "Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)" shows Homer, Lenny, and Carl playing a chair-hockey game. They disagree not only on the rules, but also on what game they’re even playing. Homer claims it's called "Cincinnati Time-Waste", and Carl pulls out an official Cincinnati Time-Waste rulebook.
** In "The Old Man and the Key", Bart and Homer are playing a game of their own creation. It’s a combination of [[http://www.veoh.com/watch/v20229037PJ9K7px8?h1=Scrabbleship Scrabble and Battleship]], which also uses extra boards, one of which is for Monopoly.

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** "Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)" shows Homer, Lenny, and Carl playing a chair-hockey game. They disagree not only on the rules, but also on what game they’re they're even playing. Homer claims it's called "Cincinnati Time-Waste", and Carl pulls out an official Cincinnati Time-Waste rulebook.
** In "The Old Man and the Key", Bart and Homer are playing a game of their own creation. It’s It's a combination of [[http://www.veoh.com/watch/v20229037PJ9K7px8?h1=Scrabbleship Scrabble and Battleship]], which also uses extra boards, one of which is for Monopoly.



** This description of the “F Games” is a good indication of what you’re in for:
-->'''Phineas:''' That’s two points for recycling! The girls’ score is now the square-root of pi, while the boys still have a crudely-drawn picture of a duck. Clearly, it’s still anyone's game!
** “Let's Take a Quiz” is a game-show Calvinball whose only rule seems to be “answer quickly and answer often.” Candace is quite baffled at first. The board game variant is called “Skiddley Whiffers”, and Candace is an expert at that.
** In “Tales from the Resistance: Back to the 2nd Dimension”, Phineas and Ferb’s dad gives them his sports equipment for them to play with after [[spoiler:Doofenshmirtz is defeated and freedom and fun are restored to the Tri-State Area]]. They and the other kids are confused about how to use them and end up creating a game of Calvinball. The sports-playing montage ends with Ferb hitting a soccer ball with a golf club into a flaming hula hoop to score a touchdown.
* An episode of ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'' had a B-plot revolving around Peggy’s attempt to develop a mock game show based on all the things people like most about TV game shows. The result is an incomprehensible game called “Spin the Choice”.
-->“On your turn, you can choose to spin, or you can choose to choose. If you choose to spin, you spin the Wheel of Choice...”
* At one point in ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama Action'', Heather, frustrated at one of Chris’ last second rule changes seeming to screw her team out of a victory, accuses him of making the rules up as he goes along. Chris simply replies, “I love my job.”

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** This description of the “F Games” "F Games" is a good indication of what you’re you're in for:
-->'''Phineas:''' That’s That's two points for recycling! The girls’ girls' score is now the square-root of pi, while the boys still have a crudely-drawn picture of a duck. Clearly, it’s it's still anyone's game!
** “Let's "Let's Take a Quiz” Quiz" is a game-show Calvinball whose only rule seems to be “answer "answer quickly and answer often." Candace is quite baffled at first. The board game variant is called “Skiddley Whiffers”, "Skiddley Whiffers", and Candace is an expert at that.
** In “Tales "Tales from the Resistance: Back to the 2nd Dimension”, Dimension", Phineas and Ferb’s Ferb's dad gives them his sports equipment for them to play with after [[spoiler:Doofenshmirtz is defeated and freedom and fun are restored to the Tri-State Area]]. They and the other kids are confused about how to use them and end up creating a game of Calvinball. The sports-playing montage ends with Ferb hitting a soccer ball with a golf club into a flaming hula hoop to score a touchdown.
* An episode of ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'' had a B-plot revolving around Peggy’s Peggy's attempt to develop a mock game show based on all the things people like most about TV game shows. The result is an incomprehensible game called “Spin "Spin the Choice”.
-->“On
Choice".
-->"On
your turn, you can choose to spin, or you can choose to choose. If you choose to spin, you spin the Wheel of Choice...
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* At one point in ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama Action'', Heather, frustrated at one of Chris’ Chris' last second rule changes seeming to screw her team out of a victory, accuses him of making the rules up as he goes along. Chris simply replies, “I "I love my job."



* In the episode of ''WesternAnimation/RegularShow'' “But I Have a Receipt”, Mordecai and Rigby have to face off against a dungeon master in a D&D style fight where they have to use their imaginations. Needless to say, the game eventually turns into Calvinball, with rule changes occurring every half second. What makes the whole thing even more absurd is that Mordecai, Rigby, and the DM are fighting over a $7 refund for a game.
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheMightyB'' Bessie enjoys playing a game of Pineapple with her friends. While the rules aren’t stated, all we know is that they’re fairly inconsistent and involve someone dressing up as a pineapple.

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* In the episode of ''WesternAnimation/RegularShow'' “But "But I Have a Receipt”, Receipt", Mordecai and Rigby have to face off against a dungeon master in a D&D style fight where they have to use their imaginations. Needless to say, the game eventually turns into Calvinball, with rule changes occurring every half second. What makes the whole thing even more absurd is that Mordecai, Rigby, and the DM are fighting over a $7 refund for a game.
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheMightyB'' Bessie enjoys playing a game of Pineapple with her friends. While the rules aren’t aren't stated, all we know is that they’re they're fairly inconsistent and involve someone dressing up as a pineapple.



* One episode of ''WesternAnimation/RocketPower'' has the kids trying to invent their own sport, “Rocketball”. Although it starts out very simple (“hit the ball into the trash can”), more people gradually join in, and, to make it “fairer”, so many rules are added that it degrades into Calvinball.
* In the ''WesternAnimation/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends'' episode “Bloo Tube”, the gang plays “Farat Trap of Life”, which is played on four boards similar to Monopoly, The Game Of Life, Mousetrap, and Pop-O-Matic Trouble.

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* One episode of ''WesternAnimation/RocketPower'' has the kids trying to invent their own sport, “Rocketball”. "Rocketball". Although it starts out very simple (“hit ("hit the ball into the trash can”), can"), more people gradually join in, and, to make it “fairer”, "fairer", so many rules are added that it degrades into Calvinball.
* In the ''WesternAnimation/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends'' episode “Bloo Tube”, "Bloo Tube", the gang plays “Farat "Farat Trap of Life”, Life", which is played on four boards similar to Monopoly, The Game Of Life, Mousetrap, and Pop-O-Matic Trouble.



** The BizarreAndImprobableGolfGame in one of the show’s spinoff videogames turns golf into a cross between Calvinball and ''VideoGame/{{Fallout}}''. Complete with chainsaw fights against time-travelling robot turkeys, and that’s ''before'' it gets ridiculous. There are courses on the moon and in Hell. All of this is apparently legal.
* One episode of ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'' had a B-plot with the adults all trying out a board game called “[[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Neurosis]]” that follows a long list of byzantine rules depending on the current state of the game, such as “Player One can only move counter-clockwise when all the other players are in the Penalty Zone.” By the second or third time it cuts back to them, they’re all bored and confused out of their minds, but for some reason, they still keep playing.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'' features "Dodj or Daar", a board game that Gumball and Darwin created, which involves rolling dice, then taking a card and doing whatever is says on it. The concept of the game is (very loosely) structured with a set of “rules”, and the “rules” themselves are only there to ensure that sheer chaos results from playing it. At least one game led to the house being set on fire (and that’s with [[OneOfTheKids the kids’ dad]] joining in). The rules were fleshed out for real, though, in “The Game”, but since the cards apparently literally create whatever hazards they claim to (like “the floor is lava”), it still results in total chaos.
* “Sarcastaball” from ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' was created as a response to growing football safety regulations. It’s an ever-evolving inversion of the sport where players wear bras and tinfoil hats and toss a balloon across the field while hugging and congratulating nearby opponents.
* In the ''WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor'' episode “Operation: D.O.G.H.O.U.S.E.”, the KND play a game of “cinder-ball”, which involves launching a cinder-block with a {{BFG}}, hitting it with a giant tennis racket, bouncing off a launched trampoline, and running around bases and spinning.
* The students of Third Street School on ''WesternAnimation/{{Recess}}'' play a couple of games like this. One is called "Battle Tag”; we don't see it played, but we do see all the kids on the playground sprawled on the ground afterwards with their clothes all ripped and covered with dirt. In another episode, the kids become hooked on a ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}''-esque card game called “Ajimbo”; most of its rules are nonsensical and inconsistent, so much so that when ChildProdigy Gretchen works out a system to winning, it falls apart seconds after working perfectly to her confusion and aggravation.

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** The BizarreAndImprobableGolfGame in one of the show’s show's spinoff videogames turns golf into a cross between Calvinball and ''VideoGame/{{Fallout}}''. Complete with chainsaw fights against time-travelling robot turkeys, and that’s that's ''before'' it gets ridiculous. There are courses on the moon and in Hell. All of this is apparently legal.
* One episode of ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'' had a B-plot with the adults all trying out a board game called “[[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Neurosis]]” "[[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Neurosis]]" that follows a long list of byzantine rules depending on the current state of the game, such as “Player "Player One can only move counter-clockwise when all the other players are in the Penalty Zone." By the second or third time it cuts back to them, they’re they're all bored and confused out of their minds, but for some reason, they still keep playing.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'' features "Dodj or Daar", a board game that Gumball and Darwin created, which involves rolling dice, then taking a card and doing whatever is says on it. The concept of the game is (very loosely) structured with a set of “rules”, "rules", and the “rules” "rules" themselves are only there to ensure that sheer chaos results from playing it. At least one game led to the house being set on fire (and that’s that's with [[OneOfTheKids the kids’ kids' dad]] joining in). The rules were fleshed out for real, though, in “The Game”, "The Game", but since the cards apparently literally create whatever hazards they claim to (like “the "the floor is lava”), lava"), it still results in total chaos.
* “Sarcastaball” "Sarcastaball" from ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' was created as a response to growing football safety regulations. It’s It's an ever-evolving inversion of the sport where players wear bras and tinfoil hats and toss a balloon across the field while hugging and congratulating nearby opponents.
* In the ''WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor'' episode “Operation: "Operation: D.O.G.H.O.U.S.E.”, ", the KND play a game of “cinder-ball”, "cinder-ball", which involves launching a cinder-block with a {{BFG}}, hitting it with a giant tennis racket, bouncing off a launched trampoline, and running around bases and spinning.
* The students of Third Street School on ''WesternAnimation/{{Recess}}'' play a couple of games like this. One is called "Battle Tag”; Tag"; we don't see it played, but we do see all the kids on the playground sprawled on the ground afterwards with their clothes all ripped and covered with dirt. In another episode, the kids become hooked on a ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}''-esque card game called “Ajimbo”; "Ajimbo"; most of its rules are nonsensical and inconsistent, so much so that when ChildProdigy Gretchen works out a system to winning, it falls apart seconds after working perfectly to her confusion and aggravation.



* “Ultrahyperball” from the ''WesternAnimation/PennZeroPartTimeHero'' episode of the same name is so complicated, it can take thousands of years to play a single game, and trying to load the rules caused Sashi's computerized glasses to explode. The actual rulebook is extremely large and takes so long to read, [[EyeScream players' eyes will fall out of their sockets]] long before finding out how to actually win (by popping the ball). On top of it all, the losing team has their planet destroyed while the winners have a pizza party.

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* “Ultrahyperball” "Ultrahyperball" from the ''WesternAnimation/PennZeroPartTimeHero'' episode of the same name is so complicated, it can take thousands of years to play a single game, and trying to load the rules caused Sashi's computerized glasses to explode. The actual rulebook is extremely large and takes so long to read, [[EyeScream players' eyes will fall out of their sockets]] long before finding out how to actually win (by popping the ball). On top of it all, the losing team has their planet destroyed while the winners have a pizza party.



* Many games and sports can seem like this to the newcomer. If you aren’t introduced to the rules first, you’ll see a bunch of people doing things in a ridiculous specific fashion and avoiding things that appear to be logical, like taking the ball with your hands in basketball, or using the hands in soccer. It’s even true if you’re familiar with one sport and see another that’s kind of similar but not the same (like UsefulNotes/{{baseball}} and UsefulNotes/{{cricket}}).

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* Many games and sports can seem like this to the newcomer. If you aren’t aren't introduced to the rules first, you’ll you'll see a bunch of people doing things in a ridiculous specific fashion and avoiding things that appear to be logical, like taking the ball with your hands in basketball, or using the hands in soccer. It’s It's even true if you’re you're familiar with one sport and see another that’s that's kind of similar but not the same (like UsefulNotes/{{baseball}} and UsefulNotes/{{cricket}}).



* Many children newly introduced to trading card games don’t always have the full starter set or have access to the rulebook (or the inclination to read it). So they tended to try and make sense of the game themselves with what the terms and numbers mean, resulting in many variations and HouseRules.
* RockPaperScissors is a simple game, so naturally people who think it’s kind of boring have tried to spice it up. It typically starts with just two extra symbols (often called “Lizard” and “[[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Spock]]”) This went UpToEleven until a game was codified with [[http://www.umop.com/rps101.htm 101 gestures]], and by then, it’s a total Calvinball because nobody can keep track of anything. More fun? Perhaps. Useful in dispute resolution? Not so much.
* In the philosophical treatise ''Finite and Infinite Games'', Professor James Carse divides games into two kinds: finite games, where the rules are fixed and the object is to win; and infinite games, where the object is to continue play and the rules change in order to prevent the game’s end. It’s deep philosophy, but it fits the trope, since infinite games just wind up sounding like more fun.
* “Bar Chess” is an exercise in tricking other bar patrons into thinking you’re playing a game. You sit in a bar, move things around (like ashtrays or beer mats), and occasionally say things like “Check” or “no, that’s against the rules”. You can play it outside a bar (college dining halls are great venues). The best players can get others to offer tactical advice.
* Financial markets are often described as a form of Calvinball. The only problem with this analysis is that if the participants actually realize that it’s Calvinball, the game (and thus the market) collapses.
%% [I know nothing about NASCAR; I’ll hold off on including this until I know that this isn’t a whiny complaint about NASCAR things people don’t like.] * Many fans of the UsefulNotes/IndyCar Series feel Brian Barnhart’s liberal and inconsistent application of an admittedly ill-defined rulebook have essentially reduced the series to an automotive form of Calvinball.
%% [I know nothing about NASCAR; I’ll hold off on including this until I know that this isn’t a whiny complaint about NASCAR things people don’t like.] * UsefulNotes/{{NASCAR}}'s Rookie of the Year rules are sometimes accused of this, as they're obtuse and poorly explained. (although a few websites have sorted them out well enough to produce unofficial reports that match the official ones coughed up by the sport's website) As of 2015, restarts have also descended into this due to poor enforcement of the rules, and possible confusion over exactly what constitutes a "jumped" restart. Gamesmanship inside the restart zone (and, by extension, the fact that it's a "zone", not a "line") isn't helping.

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* Many children newly introduced to trading card games don’t don't always have the full starter set or have access to the rulebook (or the inclination to read it). So they tended to try and make sense of the game themselves with what the terms and numbers mean, resulting in many variations and HouseRules.
* RockPaperScissors is a simple game, so naturally people who think it’s it's kind of boring have tried to spice it up. It typically starts with just two extra symbols (often called “Lizard” "Lizard" and “[[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Spock]]”) "[[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Spock]]") This went UpToEleven until a game was codified with [[http://www.umop.com/rps101.htm 101 gestures]], and by then, it’s it's a total Calvinball because nobody can keep track of anything. More fun? Perhaps. Useful in dispute resolution? Not so much.
* In the philosophical treatise ''Finite and Infinite Games'', Professor James Carse divides games into two kinds: finite games, where the rules are fixed and the object is to win; and infinite games, where the object is to continue play and the rules change in order to prevent the game’s game's end. It’s It's deep philosophy, but it fits the trope, since infinite games just wind up sounding like more fun.
* “Bar Chess” "Bar Chess" is an exercise in tricking other bar patrons into thinking you’re you're playing a game. You sit in a bar, move things around (like ashtrays or beer mats), and occasionally say things like “Check” "Check" or “no, that’s "no, that's against the rules”.rules". You can play it outside a bar (college dining halls are great venues). The best players can get others to offer tactical advice.
* Financial markets are often described as a form of Calvinball. The only problem with this analysis is that if the participants actually realize that it’s it's Calvinball, the game (and thus the market) collapses.
%% [I know nothing about NASCAR; I’ll I'll hold off on including this until I know that this isn’t isn't a whiny complaint about NASCAR things people don’t don't like.] * Many fans of the UsefulNotes/IndyCar Series feel Brian Barnhart’s Barnhart's liberal and inconsistent application of an admittedly ill-defined rulebook have essentially reduced the series to an automotive form of Calvinball.
%% [I know nothing about NASCAR; I’ll I'll hold off on including this until I know that this isn’t isn't a whiny complaint about NASCAR things people don’t don't like.] * UsefulNotes/{{NASCAR}}'s Rookie of the Year rules are sometimes accused of this, as they're obtuse and poorly explained. (although a few websites have sorted them out well enough to produce unofficial reports that match the official ones coughed up by the sport's website) As of 2015, restarts have also descended into this due to poor enforcement of the rules, and possible confusion over exactly what constitutes a "jumped" restart. Gamesmanship inside the restart zone (and, by extension, the fact that it's a "zone", not a "line") isn't helping.



-->“As the White House sees it, Speaker John Boehner has begun playing politics as game of Calvinball, in which Republicans invent new rules on the fly and then demand the media and the Democrats accept them as reality and find a way to work around them.”

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-->“As -->"As the White House sees it, Speaker John Boehner has begun playing politics as game of Calvinball, in which Republicans invent new rules on the fly and then demand the media and the Democrats accept them as reality and find a way to work around them."
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-->[chorus]
-->'''Syd:''' Have you got it yet?
-->'''Band:''' No, no...

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%% -->'''Syd:''' Have you got it yet?
%% -->'''Band:''' No, no...
20th May '17 10:46:12 PM Vir
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* In the episode of ''WesternAnimation/RegularShow'' “But I Have a Receipt”, Mordecai and Rigby have to face off against a dungeon master in a D&D style fight where they have to use their imaginations. Needless to say, the game eventually turns into Calvinball, with rule changes occurring every half second. What makes the whole thing even more absurd is that Mordecai, Rigby, and the DM are fighting over a $6 refund for a game.

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* In the episode of ''WesternAnimation/RegularShow'' “But I Have a Receipt”, Mordecai and Rigby have to face off against a dungeon master in a D&D style fight where they have to use their imaginations. Needless to say, the game eventually turns into Calvinball, with rule changes occurring every half second. What makes the whole thing even more absurd is that Mordecai, Rigby, and the DM are fighting over a $6 $7 refund for a game.
20th May '17 10:44:58 PM Vir
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* ''WesternAnimation/TheNewMrPeabodyAndShermanShow'' has the eponymous duo go back in time to watch what is supposed to be the first game of baseball, but the inventor Alexander Cartwright is such a poor sport, he keeps changing the rules on the fly to make sure he wins. Eventually, it gets so bad that the game bears no resemblance to baseball, and even Alexander agrees it’s become a mess.
* “Ultrahyperball” from the ''WesternAnimation/PennZeroPartTimeHero'' episode of the same name is so complicated, it can take thousands of years to play a single game, and trying to load the rules caused Sashi’s computerized glasses to explode. The actual rulebook is extremely large and takes so long to read, players’ eyes will fall out of their sockets long before finding out how to actually win (by popping the ball). On top of it all, the losing team has their planet destroyed while the winners have a pizza party.
* In WesternAnimation/HomeAdventuresWithTipAndOh, Oh shows Tip the Boov sport of Nuttypunny. Contestants are set out into a field of random trials with no real direction and are graded with "Compliances" or "Blunders" based on how they do. Oh reveals that the game is literally impossible to win and is just about having a fun time. When Oh and Tip play together the "right" way, they still get an equal amount of Compliances and Blunders, even getting a Blunder doing the exact same thing that was worth a Compliance earlier.

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* ''WesternAnimation/TheNewMrPeabodyAndShermanShow'' has the eponymous duo go back in time to watch what is supposed to be the first game of baseball, but the inventor Alexander Cartwright is such a poor sport, he keeps changing the rules on the fly to make sure he wins. Eventually, it gets so bad that the game bears no resemblance to baseball, and even Alexander agrees it’s it's become a mess.
* “Ultrahyperball” from the ''WesternAnimation/PennZeroPartTimeHero'' episode of the same name is so complicated, it can take thousands of years to play a single game, and trying to load the rules caused Sashi’s Sashi's computerized glasses to explode. The actual rulebook is extremely large and takes so long to read, players’ [[EyeScream players' eyes will fall out of their sockets sockets]] long before finding out how to actually win (by popping the ball). On top of it all, the losing team has their planet destroyed while the winners have a pizza party.
* In WesternAnimation/HomeAdventuresWithTipAndOh, ''WesternAnimation/HomeAdventuresWithTipAndOh'', Oh shows Tip the Boov sport of Nuttypunny. Contestants are set out into a field of random trials with no real direction and are graded with "Compliances" or "Blunders" based on how they do. Oh reveals that the game is literally impossible to win and is just about having a fun time. When Oh and Tip play together the "right" way, they still get an equal amount of Compliances and Blunders, even getting a Blunder doing the exact same thing that was worth a Compliance earlier.
20th May '17 10:41:56 PM Vir
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** “Sniffleball” is baseball played with giant gloves on one’s head, a ball of slow-moving green snot, and twelve bases that are located underwater, in the sky, and [[SuperMarioBros in Bowser’s castle]].
** “Big Ball” is often referred to by its full OverlyLongName,[[note]] Field Tournament Style Up and Down On the Ground Manja Flanja Blanja Banja Ishka Bibble Babble Flabble Doma Roma Floma Boma Jingle Jangle Every Angle Bricka Bracka Flacka Stacka Two Ton Rerun Free for All Big Ball.[[/note]] if only because it’s bad luck not to say the whole name. The goal appears not to actually win; doing so would cause [[SuperMarioBros Bowser]] to show up and trash the entire game.

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** “Sniffleball” is baseball played with giant gloves on one’s one's head, a ball of slow-moving green snot, and twelve bases that are located underwater, in the sky, and [[SuperMarioBros [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros in Bowser’s Bowser's castle]].
** “Big Ball” is often referred to by its full OverlyLongName,[[note]] Field Tournament Style Up and Down On the Ground Manja Flanja Blanja Banja Ishka Bibble Babble Flabble Doma Roma Floma Boma Jingle Jangle Every Angle Bricka Bracka Flacka Stacka Two Ton Rerun Free for All Big Ball.[[/note]] if only because it’s bad luck not to say the whole name. The goal appears not to actually win; doing so would cause [[SuperMarioBros [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Bowser]] to show up and trash the entire game.
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