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17th Jan '17 8:33:13 AM AceOfScarabs
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** In ''VideoGame/PokemonColosseum'', an NPC in Agate Village outright ''tells you'' that her boyfriend is a Mightyena. It doesn't help that she happens to be an old woman.

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** In ''VideoGame/PokemonColosseum'', an NPC in Agate Village outright ''tells you'' that her boyfriend is a Mightyena. It doesn't help that she happens to be an old woman.woman and that in the sequel ''XD'' you can find her with a Poochyena that she describes as her child, which would not be disconcerting unless you take her previous appearance in Colosseum in context.
15th Jan '17 5:12:49 AM Doug86
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* ''OpieAndAnthony'' broadcast a clip of a German porno featuring a man... um... "skewering" a chicken. And it's obvious, from the changing tone of the chicken's squawking, when the penetration begins.

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* ''OpieAndAnthony'' ''Radio/OpieAndAnthony'' broadcast a clip of a German porno featuring a man... um... "skewering" a chicken. And it's obvious, from the changing tone of the chicken's squawking, when the penetration begins.
7th Jan '17 1:52:25 PM StFan
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* Creator/CheechAndChong's skit "Hey Margaret" has the couple Harry (Chong) and Margaret (Cheech) watching a porno movie where, among other things, the lead actress has sex with a dog. Also, in "The Old Man In The Park", where the Old Man (Chong) tells the Punk (Cheech) that the Punk could be his son because "I used to fuck Buffalo. In fact, you look just like your momma."
* One of Creator/JeffFoxworthy's "You Might be a Redneck"s is "If your parole states you can not own sheep".
** And from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour: "If you think TheSilenceOfTheLambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn..."
** Made even better when they show a picture of Larry in his undies in a hotel room...''with a sheep''! The others don't even try to hold back their laughter.
* Jim Gaffigan, in a hidden track at the end of the album "Doing My Time," plays a character who talks about how he is always reminded of fucking a donkey when he returns home. His excuse: "I was drunk and he mumbled something."
* Creator/EllenDeGeneres did a bit about folks objecting to gay marriage stating "next thing, people will be marrying goats" and wondering why they always go there first thing. "Mom, Dad...this is Billy."
* Joe Rogan: "You don't fuck sheep because they're hot. You do it because they're that high and no one's looking. Or there's a guy with a camera and he's giving you money."
* In Creator/BobSaget's HBO Special ''That Ain't Right'', Bob goes on a long riff to randomly-picked audience member Jared, warning him about the dangers of fucking various animals, including goats, ostriches, turtles, and porcupines.
** He enters his Creator/ComedyCentral roast in an elevator preceded by two hot girls, an elderly woman and a goat. Saget's first act is to zip up his fly and to mime to the goat to call him.
* Also at Bob Saget's roast, [[DirtyOldWoman Cloris Leachman]] [[http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/974767/ derided the other roasters' acting abilities]], finishing up with how she'd been "classically trained in live theater. I improvised - no script, no director. Just me and the donkey! Five sold-out shows a night for six years, 'til [[OutWithABang the donkey died of exhaustion]]."
* AdamHills relays a story about a conversation with an audience member who had worked in forensics in Wales. The man told a story about a farmer who, during the foot-and-mouth crisis, had loved his cows so much that he had taken them into a field and shot them before shooting himself. When Hills expressed his sympathies for the farmer, the audience member clarified that the man “really loved his cows”, as he had no partner, no pornography, but a lot of Viagra. When Hills was still doubtful, the man continued “We swabbed the cows.” Apparently, they got positive results on six out of forty-eight. Hills ends the story with “I know, but all I could think was; what was wrong with the other forty-two? Were they not as pretty or just faster?”
* Dave Chappelle has a bit talking about the theory that AIDS came from someone having sex with a monkey, saying that nobody goes from monkey sex back to people.
-->You're not gonna get some monkey pussy on Tuesday and then say, "Oh, let me call Charlene" on Thursday. Once you fuck a monkey, that's a firm decision. I'm out of the human pussy game for good.
** Later he discusses a hypothetical person who has sex with monkeys:
-->So y'all can keep fucking these people if you want, niggas. ''Mo' monkey pussy for me''. I'm hooking up with an orangutang next week.
* German satirist Jan Böhmermann did ''not'' [[note]]the usual cheapskate "may I call an asshole Officer?" trick[[/note]] insult Turkish president Erdogan with this trope. Needless to say, Erdogan was not amused, even Kurds defended him (the whole thing was seen as having a unsavory racist angle) and Böhmermanns "poem" backfired so royally that it became an affair of state and he will look forward to a trial based on the ancient §103 (crimen laesae maiestatis).
* A quote from "Dave Barry in Cyberspace": "The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type in, 'Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire,' and the computer will say, 'Specify breed of goat.'"
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[[folder:Board Games]]
* In ''TabletopGame/SettlersOfCatan'', a speaker intends to offer to trade his lumber resources to anyone willing to pay in wool. What comes out, though, is "[[UnEntendre I have wood for sheep]]."
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* In the book-only ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'' collection ''Dogbert's Clues for the Clueless'', Dogbert says that a mother has a lifetime right to tell embarrassing stories about her children. Cut to a woman, seated beside her grown son, asking someone "Did I ever tell you about Jeffrey's first visit to the zoo?...Well, Jeffrey was just reaching puberty and still confused about a lot of things..." The son begs her in anguish to stop, but to no avail: "And to this day he's still banned from the monkey cage area."
* ''ComicStrip/TheFarSide'' had one with two chimpanzees grooming each other:
-->"Well, well, another blonde hair. Conducting a little more 'research' with that Jane Goodall tramp?"
:: Allegedly, Goodall's lawyer sent Larson a strongly-worded letter about the comic... followed by a letter from Goodall herself saying [[ActuallyPrettyFunny she thought it was hilarious]].
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* Ed and Al's "experiments" on sheep is a running gag in Kit-chan's ''Manga/FullMetalAlchemist TheAbridgedSeries'' [[http://inulovinkit.livejournal.com/tag/capsummary capsummaries]] and [[http://www.youtube.com/user/FMAVidsummaries videos]].
* There is an infamous fanfic on ''Roleplay/SurvivalOfTheFittest'''s KinkMeme that pairs Bridget Connolly and a dog. Someone ''requested'' this. Another request involves [[MemeticMolester Rosa Fiametta]] and a ''horse''. You may get out the BrainBleach. Particularly now that the latter has been answered too. Graphically.
* Apparently, one of Turles's men in the Christmas Tree of Might special of ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'' raped Rudolph.
* Like in [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII the source material]], Professor Hojo from ''WebVideo/FinalFantasyVIIMachinabridged'' is shown attempting to breed Aerith with Red XIII. However, ''here'' he states that he forces his specimens to copulate, because:
-->'''Hojo''': ''This... IS... MY... '''FETISH!!'''''



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* In ''Film/{{Kinsey}}'', a sex researcher asks a heavily accented man about his first sexual experience, and he says what sounds like "with a horse." Stunned, the researcher asks more about the man's sexual experimentation with animals, to which the man exclaims "It's true, I fucked a pony. How did you know?" Turns out he had said "with ''whores''" the first time.

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* In ''Film/{{Kinsey}}'', a ''Film/{{Kinsey}}'':
** A
sex researcher asks a heavily accented man about his first sexual experience, and he says what sounds like "with a horse." Stunned, the researcher asks more about the man's sexual experimentation with animals, to which the man exclaims "It's true, I fucked a pony. How did you know?" Turns out he had said "with ''whores''" the first time.



* ''Film/{{District 9}}'': After Wikus flees the CorruptCorporateExecutive and his goons, the media reports that he had sex with aliens and contracted an STD. Every human he talks to after that for the rest of the movie comments on his alien sex, which they think is the cause of [[spoiler:Wikus' steady transformation into an alien]]. Totally justified in that thanks to MNU's propaganda, [[NeverLiveItDown that's all anyone]] ''[[NeverLiveItDown did]]'' [[NeverLiveItDown know about Wikus]].

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* ''Film/{{District 9}}'': ''Film/District9'': After Wikus flees the CorruptCorporateExecutive and his goons, the media reports that he had sex with aliens and contracted an STD. Every human he talks to after that for the rest of the movie comments on his alien sex, which they think is the cause of [[spoiler:Wikus' steady transformation into an alien]]. Totally justified in that thanks to MNU's propaganda, [[NeverLiveItDown that's all anyone]] ''[[NeverLiveItDown did]]'' [[NeverLiveItDown know about Wikus]].



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* The Old Testament forbids shepherds from going out alone (making them leave in pairs) specifically to prevent this "abomination," and Exodus has a bit about those who lie down with beasts. In the apocrypha of the Torah on which the story of Noah was based, meanwhile, bestiality was apparently so commonplace in antediluvian Earth that Noah's attempt to send out a raven to check whether the flood was over got derailed when the raven accused him of trying to steal its mate in its absence ([[HypocriticalHumour before flying off and having sex with an eagle]]).



* It's thought that Witches in their Sabbath had sex with demons in the form of animals, including {{Satan}} as a black goat.
* Some people are under the delusion that people go into marine biology want to do naughty things with fish, dolphins, and cephalopods. Needless to say, actual marine biologists (and people who actually want to be actual marine biologists) are not amused.
** The same rule of thumb goes for the technical term for livestock farming - Animal Husbandry.
* [[Myth/ClassicalMythology The Minotaur]] was born when Poseidon punished King Minos by making his wife fall in love with the bull Minos had been supposed to sacrifice to the gods but hadn't.
* Subverted with Myth/ChineseMythology and popular folklore, where interspecies pairings are common and considered BENEFICIAL in terms of the resulting offspring, who is often physically perfect/beautiful, highly intelligent, a prodigy, or inherited magical abilities from parents. Many protagonists are actually ANIMAL SPIRITS and the stories revolve around their interspecies romance with mostly humans.
** For example, Madam White Snake is the title and main character of her story, and the audience is meant to be sympathetic to her when she is betrayed by her human husband.
** An entire origin myth of several ethnic groups living in the central-eastern region of China revolves around their dog ancestor Pan Hu, the Dog King. When a king requested help in defeating his rival, his pet dog kills and retrieves the head of said rival. The reward was his daughter's hand, and the king had no choice but to fulfill that promise. After taking her into the mountains, Pan Hu meditates to attain human form (in several stories, the princess interrupts the process and he is left with a dog's head). They produce many children between them, who become the ancestors of various tribes that live in that mountain and hold Pan Hu as their common forebear. These ethnic groups have travelled and brought their culture overseas to places like Canada, and hold many proud festivals celebrating and proclaiming their connection with Pan Hu the Dog King.
** Though whether this is a full subversion is up for debate, as these animal spirits are noted to have attained sapience and human form via meditation, effectively surpassing their original 'base beast' form and placing them spiritually and intellectually on par with normal humans. However, the stories always remind people that they are in fact, '''still animals''', and that their 'humanity' is still in some ways, a mimicry. They are however, not stigmatized for what they are or for pursuing relationships with humans, but are respected for their ability to reach this stage in enlightenment and the magical powers they attained while doing so.
* Also subverted by Myth/JapaneseMythology and popular folklore (as well as popular culture, as Japanese porn is notorious for eroticizing women having sex with animals, especially those with tentacles, e.g. the infamous classic painting, The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife, where a woman has sex with an octopus) , as the national traditional religion Shinto is similarly animist, where literally ''everything'' has a spirit, which becomes sentient with age. This is best seen in the case of stories involving the ''Kitsune'' who are foxes who magically shapeshift between human and animal forms, where the females are almost always idealized as the perfect wives (though the love stories usually have bittersweet tragic ends, as is customary in Japanese traditional romances). In fact, the word ''Kit-su-ne'' literally means ''Come sleep with me''.
** However, its also played straight on occasion. Perhaps one of the most infamous examples is "The Eight Canine Heroes Of Hourse Satomi", a series of paintings illustrating a Japanese folk tale of a dog who marries his owner's daughter after fulfilling a task, who proceeds to birth him eight prodigious sons... and kill herself in shame because of this. Said paintings [[{{Squick}} depict said daughter being graphically ravaged by the dog]].
* Played straight with Myth/KoreanMythology and popular folklore, where the Korean version of the Kitsune, the female-only Gumiho is villified as almost always a maliciously man-eating monster.
* In pre-Christian Ireland, the ceremony for the inauguration of the High King in Ulster involved the king copulating with a mare.
** It should be noted that the main account we have for the bestiality is Gerald of Wales, who was a member of the royal family trying to justify the Norman invasion by claiming [[WhiteMansBurden the Irish needed to be civilized by the Normans]]. There is evidence that horses were sacrificed and eaten at Tara, but there isn't any reliable evidence that bestiality occurred. That said, bizarre sexual rituals for the affirmation of royalty ''were'' common around the ancient world.[[note]]For example, the Egyptian Pharaoh would masturbate into the Nile each year as part of the spring festival to ensure a good harvest, and Mesopotamian kings would have ritual sex with the high priestess of the city for the same reason--and these are just the examples from the Middle East (where they could write about this stuff).[[/note]]
** Although a similar ritual might be mentioned in [[http://www.clarkriley.com/JIES4034web/04Fickett-Wilbar%28315-343%29.pdf Fermanagh]] (right next door to Ulster), although it doesn't include the bestiality part.

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* It's thought that Witches in their Sabbath had sex with demons in the form of animals, including {{Satan}} as a black goat.
* Some people are under the delusion that people go into marine biology want to do naughty things with fish, dolphins, and cephalopods. Needless to say, actual marine biologists (and people who actually want to be actual marine biologists) are not amused.
**
amused. The same rule of thumb goes for the technical term for livestock farming - -- Animal Husbandry.
* [[Myth/ClassicalMythology The Minotaur]] was born when Poseidon punished King Minos by making his wife fall in love with the bull Minos had been supposed to sacrifice to the gods but hadn't.
* Subverted with Myth/ChineseMythology and popular folklore, where interspecies pairings are common and considered BENEFICIAL in terms of the resulting offspring, who is often physically perfect/beautiful, highly intelligent, a prodigy, or inherited magical abilities from parents. Many protagonists are actually ANIMAL SPIRITS and the stories revolve around their interspecies romance with mostly humans.
** For example, Madam White Snake is the title and main character of her story, and the audience is meant to be sympathetic to her when she is betrayed by her human husband.
** An entire origin myth of several ethnic groups living in the central-eastern region of China revolves around their dog ancestor Pan Hu, the Dog King. When a king requested help in defeating his rival, his pet dog kills and retrieves the head of said rival. The reward was his daughter's hand, and the king had no choice but to fulfill that promise. After taking her into the mountains, Pan Hu meditates to attain human form (in several stories, the princess interrupts the process and he is left with a dog's head). They produce many children between them, who become the ancestors of various tribes that live in that mountain and hold Pan Hu as their common forebear. These ethnic groups have travelled and brought their culture overseas to places like Canada, and hold many proud festivals celebrating and proclaiming their connection with Pan Hu the Dog King.
** Though whether this is a full subversion is up for debate, as these animal spirits are noted to have attained sapience and human form via meditation, effectively surpassing their original 'base beast' form and placing them spiritually and intellectually on par with normal humans. However, the stories always remind people that they are in fact, '''still animals''', and that their 'humanity' is still in some ways, a mimicry. They are however, not stigmatized for what they are or for pursuing relationships with humans, but are respected for their ability to reach this stage in enlightenment and the magical powers they attained while doing so.
* Also subverted by Myth/JapaneseMythology and popular folklore (as well as popular culture, as Japanese porn is notorious for eroticizing women having sex with animals, especially those with tentacles, e.g. the infamous classic painting, The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife, where a woman has sex with an octopus) , as the national traditional religion Shinto is similarly animist, where literally ''everything'' has a spirit, which becomes sentient with age. This is best seen in the case of stories involving the ''Kitsune'' who are foxes who magically shapeshift between human and animal forms, where the females are almost always idealized as the perfect wives (though the love stories usually have bittersweet tragic ends, as is customary in Japanese traditional romances). In fact, the word ''Kit-su-ne'' literally means ''Come sleep with me''.
** However, its also played straight on occasion. Perhaps one of the most infamous examples is "The Eight Canine Heroes Of Hourse Satomi", a series of paintings illustrating a Japanese folk tale of a dog who marries his owner's daughter after fulfilling a task, who proceeds to birth him eight prodigious sons... and kill herself in shame because of this. Said paintings [[{{Squick}} depict said daughter being graphically ravaged by the dog]].
* Played straight with Myth/KoreanMythology and popular folklore, where the Korean version of the Kitsune, the female-only Gumiho is villified as almost always a maliciously man-eating monster.
* In pre-Christian Ireland, the ceremony for the inauguration of the High King in Ulster involved the king copulating with a mare.
**
mare. It should be noted that the main account we have for the bestiality is Gerald of Wales, who was a member of the royal family trying to justify the Norman invasion by claiming [[WhiteMansBurden the Irish needed to be civilized by the Normans]]. There is evidence that horses were sacrificed and eaten at Tara, but there isn't any reliable evidence that bestiality occurred. That said, bizarre sexual rituals for the affirmation of royalty ''were'' common around the ancient world.[[note]]For example, the Egyptian Pharaoh would masturbate into the Nile each year as part of the spring festival to ensure a good harvest, and Mesopotamian kings would have ritual sex with the high priestess of the city for the same reason--and reason -- and these are just the examples from the Middle East (where they could write about this stuff).[[/note]]
**
[[/note]] Although a similar ritual might be mentioned in [[http://www.clarkriley.com/JIES4034web/04Fickett-Wilbar%28315-343%29.pdf Fermanagh]] (right next door to Ulster), although it doesn't include the bestiality part.part.
* In some versions of the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatman_(Maryland) Goatman]] {{urban legend|s}}, its creation is attributed to a government researcher who was engaged in [[UnusualEuphemism in-depth studies]] of goats.
* There is an old urban legend about a woman being caught naked by her friends/family/coworkers with peanut butter smeared on her privates and calling for her dog.



* In the StephaniePlum book series, Stephanie's cousin Vinnie was once "in love" with a duck.
** Vinnie is the butt of this joke quite often. In one of Stephanie's monologues he's said to sleep with anything: Women, Men, Dogs, Goats...

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* In the StephaniePlum ''Literature/StephaniePlum'' book series, series:
**
Stephanie's cousin Vinnie was once "in love" with a duck.
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duck. Vinnie is the butt of this joke quite often. In one of Stephanie's monologues he's said to sleep with anything: Women, Men, Dogs, Goats...



* From ''The Xenophobe's Guide To The Welsh'', a joke apparently told by the Welsh themselves:

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* From ''The Xenophobe's Guide To The to the Welsh'', a joke apparently told by the Welsh themselves:



* ''Series/{{Letterkenny}}'' has a running gag about two residents of the town, Boots and the Ginger, allegedly fucking an ostrich. This continues to devolve into discussions about how only the Ginger did it and how you need at least two people to fuck an ostrich - possibly three.

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* ''Series/{{Letterkenny}}'' has a running gag about two residents of the town, Boots and the Ginger, allegedly fucking an ostrich. This continues to devolve into discussions about how only the Ginger did it and how you need at least two people to fuck an ostrich - -- possibly three.
three.



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* In ''WebVideo/DoctorHorriblesSingAlongBlog'', the Bad Reverend's audition for the Evil League of Evil had him asserting against rumors (and his own mutterings) that he would not molest Bad Horse.
** And inverted when Bad Horse's letters include directions to "Make the Bad Horse gleeful/ Or [[UnusualEuphemism he'll make you his mare]]!"
* Notable Aversion: For all [[NauseaFuel its]] [[BrainBleach other]] [[BodyHorror crimes]] and despite its name, "[[ShockSite Goatse.cx]]" does not concern this trope, or [[WordSaladTitle having anything even vaguely related to goats]]. This is because [[FunWithAcronyms Goatse is an abbreviation, which stands for (warning, vulgar)]] [[spoiler:[[FunWithAcronyms Guy Opens Ass To Show Everyone]]]].

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[[folder:Myths & Religion]]
* In ''WebVideo/DoctorHorriblesSingAlongBlog'', the Bad Reverend's audition for law books of ''Literature/TheBible'', especially the Evil League Literature/BookOfExodus, anyone (male or female) who has sex with an animal is to be executed. The animal is also considered DefiledForever, and must be slaughtered. The Old Testament forbids shepherds from going out alone (making them leave in pairs) specifically to prevent this "abomination," and Exodus has a bit about those who lie down with beasts. In the apocrypha of Evil had him asserting against rumors (and his own mutterings) the Torah on which the story of Noah was based, meanwhile, bestiality was apparently so commonplace in antediluvian Earth that he would not molest Bad Horse.
** And inverted
Noah's attempt to send out a raven to check whether the flood was over got derailed when Bad Horse's letters include directions to "Make the Bad Horse gleeful/ Or [[UnusualEuphemism he'll make you his mare]]!"
* Notable Aversion: For all [[NauseaFuel its]] [[BrainBleach other]] [[BodyHorror crimes]]
raven accused him of trying to steal its mate in its absence ([[HypocriticalHumour before flying off and despite its name, "[[ShockSite Goatse.cx]]" does not concern this trope, or [[WordSaladTitle having anything even vaguely related sex with an eagle]]).
* It's thought that Witches in their Sabbath had sex with demons in the form of animals, including {{Satan}} as a black goat.
* The ''märkäkorva Lappalainen'' (wet-behind-the-ears Lapp) in Literature/TheKalevala, who has humped, [[IncestIsRelative not only his mother and his sister]], but also all the mares in his household.
* Myth/NorseMythology: Loki ReallyGetsAround. He is the mother (yes, mother) of Odin's eight-legged horse Sleipnir. (That was his way of distracting the workhorse of the Jötun who built Asgard,
to goats]]. cheat him out of his payment.)
* Myth/ClassicalMythology: The Minotaur was born when Poseidon punished King Minos by making his wife fall in love with the bull Minos had been supposed to sacrifice to the gods but hadn't.
* Subverted with Myth/ChineseMythology and popular folklore, where interspecies pairings are common and considered BENEFICIAL in terms of the resulting offspring, who is often physically perfect/beautiful, highly intelligent, a prodigy, or inherited magical abilities from parents. Many protagonists are actually ANIMAL SPIRITS and the stories revolve around their interspecies romance with mostly humans.
** For example, Madam White Snake is the title and main character of her story, and the audience is meant to be sympathetic to her when she is betrayed by her human husband.
** An entire origin myth of several ethnic groups living in the central-eastern region of China revolves around their dog ancestor Pan Hu, the Dog King. When a king requested help in defeating his rival, his pet dog kills and retrieves the head of said rival. The reward was his daughter's hand, and the king had no choice but to fulfill that promise. After taking her into the mountains, Pan Hu meditates to attain human form (in several stories, the princess interrupts the process and he is left with a dog's head). They produce many children between them, who become the ancestors of various tribes that live in that mountain and hold Pan Hu as their common forebear. These ethnic groups have travelled and brought their culture overseas to places like Canada, and hold many proud festivals celebrating and proclaiming their connection with Pan Hu the Dog King.
** Though whether this is a full subversion is up for debate, as these animal spirits are noted to have attained sapience and human form via meditation, effectively surpassing their original 'base beast' form and placing them spiritually and intellectually on par with normal humans. However, the stories always remind people that they are in fact, '''still animals''', and that their 'humanity' is still in some ways, a mimicry. They are however, not stigmatized for what they are or for pursuing relationships with humans, but are respected for their ability to reach this stage in enlightenment and the magical powers they attained while doing so.
* Also subverted by Myth/JapaneseMythology and popular folklore (as well as popular culture, as Japanese porn is notorious for eroticizing women having sex with animals, especially those with tentacles, e.g. the infamous classic painting, The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife, where a woman has sex with an octopus) , as the national traditional religion Shinto is similarly animist, where literally ''everything'' has a spirit, which becomes sentient with age.
This is best seen in the case of stories involving the ''Kitsune'' who are foxes who magically shapeshift between human and animal forms, where the females are almost always idealized as the perfect wives (though the love stories usually have bittersweet tragic ends, as is customary in Japanese traditional romances). In fact, the word ''Kit-su-ne'' literally means ''Come sleep with me''.
** However, its also played straight on occasion. Perhaps one of the most infamous examples is "The Eight Canine Heroes Of Hourse Satomi", a series of paintings illustrating a Japanese folk tale of a dog who marries his owner's daughter after fulfilling a task, who proceeds to birth him eight prodigious sons... and kill herself in shame
because [[FunWithAcronyms Goatse of this. Said paintings [[{{Squick}} depict said daughter being graphically ravaged by the dog]].
* Played straight with Myth/KoreanMythology and popular folklore, where the Korean version of the Kitsune, the female-only Gumiho
is an abbreviation, which stands for (warning, vulgar)]] [[spoiler:[[FunWithAcronyms Guy Opens Ass To Show Everyone]]]].villified as almost always a maliciously man-eating monster.



[[folder:Newspaper Comic Collections]]
* In the book-only ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'' collection ''Dogbert's Clues for the Clueless'', Dogbert says that a mother has a lifetime right to tell embarrassing stories about her children. Cut to a woman, seated beside her grown son, asking someone "Did I ever tell you about Jeffrey's first visit to the zoo?...Well, Jeffrey was just reaching puberty and still confused about a lot of things..." The son begs her in anguish to stop, but to no avail: "And to this day he's still banned from the monkey cage area."
* ''ComicStrip/TheFarSide'' had one with two chimpanzees grooming each other:
---> "Well, well, another blonde hair. Conducting a little more 'research' with that Jane Goodall tramp?"
** Allegedly, Goodall's lawyer sent Larson a strongly-worded letter about the comic... followed by a letter from Goodall herself saying [[ActuallyPrettyFunny she thought it was hilarious]].
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* In the book-only ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'' collection ''Dogbert's Clues for the Clueless'', Dogbert says that a mother has a lifetime right to tell embarrassing stories about her children. Cut to a woman, seated beside her grown son, asking someone "Did I ever tell you about Jeffrey's first visit to the zoo?...Well, Jeffrey was just reaching puberty and still confused about a lot of things..." The son begs her in anguish to stop, but to no avail: "And to this day he's still banned from the monkey cage area."
* ''ComicStrip/TheFarSide'' had one with two chimpanzees grooming each other:
---> "Well, well, another blonde hair. Conducting a little more 'research' with that Jane Goodall tramp?"
** Allegedly, Goodall's lawyer sent Larson a strongly-worded letter about the comic... followed by a letter from Goodall herself saying [[ActuallyPrettyFunny she thought it was hilarious]].
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[[folder:ProfessionalWrestling]]
[[folder:Pro Wrestling]]



[[folder: Religion & Mythology]]
* In the law books of ''Literature/TheBible'', especially the Literature/BookOfExodus, anyone (male or female) who has sex with an animal is to be executed. The animal is also considered DefiledForever, and must be slaughtered.
* Tons of it in mythology and ancient fairy tales. Mostly subverted, though (the above example with the Minotaurus is a "real" one), since gods in disguise, centaurs, princes under curse and generic talking animals etc. won't count as "proper" bestiality. (Still, it's fodder for GettingCrapPastTheRadar or playing it for the lulz - for example, a collection of Little Red Riding Hood erotica alone would already fill its own page.)
* The ''märkäkorva Lappalainen'' (wet-behind-the-ears Lapp) in TheKalevala, who has humped, [[IncestIsRelative not only his mother and his sister]], but also all the mares in his household.
* [[Myth/NorseMythology Loki]] ReallyGetsAround. He is the mother (yes, mother) of Odins eight-legged horse Sleipnir. (That was his way of distracting the workhorse of the Jötun who built Asgard, to cheat him out of his payment.)

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[[folder: Religion & Mythology]]
[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
* In ''TabletopGame/{{Exalted}}'' features the law books Lunars, blessed of ''Literature/TheBible'', especially Luna and boon companions to the Literature/BookOfExodus, anyone (male or female) who has sex Solars. They generally have beast-like traits (including a "totem animal" they can change into at will), and with an animal is this comes the ability to breed [[HalfHumanHybrid Beastmen]]. Thing is, to do it, one of the parties has to be executed. bestial, and the other party has to be humanoid... and the Lunars can be either.
** It is noted that many Lunars aren't necessarily depraved even despite this... but there are some straight examples. Raksi, a Lunar queen of a massive brood of [[FrazettaMan half-ape offspring]] is, among other things, an infamous [[EatsBabies baby-eating cannibal sorceress]].
*
The animal is also considered DefiledForever, [[BeastMan Gangrel]] clan sourcebook for ''TabletopGame/VampireTheRequiem'' has a historian claiming that the first Gangrel were made when barbarian kings had relations with animals, and must be slaughtered.
* Tons
were born of it in mythology and ancient fairy tales. Mostly subverted, though (the above example sorcery playing on the twisted beings that emerged. Mind you, [[MultipleChoicePast that may not be the truth]] (to put it mildly), but man, you can just see most of the clan walking out into sunlight if that turned out to be the truth, can't you?
** [-''"[[HalfHumanHybrid The Conception]] of [[TabletopGame/WerewolfTheApocalypse the Garou]]"'', Size 2 (picture)\\
[[TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade Gangrel Kindred]] roll Generation
with difficulty of Willpower and suffer successes as Aggravated (reflexive Fortitude soak possible);\\
[[MadOracle Malkavian Kindred]] roll Willpower with difficulty of '''9''' to resist [[LaughingMad laughing uncontrollably]];\\
[[AristocratsAreEvil Ventrue Kindred]] roll
the Minotaurus is a "real" one), since gods in disguise, centaurs, princes under curse same roll as Malkavians to resist [[VomitIndiscretionShot thowing up]];\\
[[TabletopGame/WerewolfTheApocalypse Garou
and generic talking animals etc. won't count as "proper" bestiality. (Still, other Changing Breeds]] roll Willpower with difficulty of 8 to resist [[HeroicBSOD para]][[VillainousBSOD lysis]].\\
[[CuriosityIsACrapshoot For the curious]],
it's fodder for GettingCrapPastTheRadar [[note]][[WildChild pre-embrace Ennoia (Gangrel Antedeluvian)]][=/=][[http://whitewolf.wikia.com/wiki/Ennoia her step-nephew.]][[/note]] Really. -]
** For the Garou in the cWoD, at least occasional bestiality is practically a part of life; they can't breed true with each other (any offspring from such unions is usually deformed
or playing it otherwise 'defective' in some way as well as generally sterile) and need to mate with humans or wolves to have a shot at having actually viable Garou offspring, and there's at least anecdotal evidence that favoring one branch of the 'family' too much over the other actually is detrimental to a bloodline in the long run. (Replacing "wolves" with the relevant animal type, the same holds true for the lulz - for example, a collection other kinds of Little Red Riding Hood erotica alone would already fill its own page.weres in the game as well.)
* *** Of course, being shapeshifters, it's rather debateable whether screwing a wolf when you yourself are for all intents a wolf as well (albeit with human intelligence) should be considered bestiality. The ''märkäkorva Lappalainen'' (wet-behind-the-ears Lapp) in TheKalevala, who has humped, [[IncestIsRelative not only his mother and his sister]], but also all [[EvilCounterpart Black Spiral Dancers]] on the mares in his household.
* [[Myth/NorseMythology Loki]] ReallyGetsAround. He is the mother (yes, mother) of Odins eight-legged horse Sleipnir. (That was his way of distracting the workhorse of the Jötun who built Asgard, to cheat him out of his payment.)
other hand side, often don't care about their partner's shape. Or consent, for that matter...



[[folder:Stand-Up Comedy]]
* Creator/CheechAndChong's skit "Hey Margaret" has the couple Harry (Chong) and Margaret (Cheech) watching a porno movie where, among other things, the lead actress has sex with a dog. Also, in "The Old Man In The Park", where the Old Man (Chong) tells the Punk (Cheech) that the Punk could be his son because "I used to fuck Buffalo. In fact, you look just like your momma."
* One of Creator/JeffFoxworthy's "You Might be a Redneck"s is "If your parole states you can not own sheep".
** And from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour: "If you think TheSilenceOfTheLambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn..."
** Made even better when they show a picture of Larry in his undies in a hotel room...''with a sheep''! The others don't even try to hold back their laughter.
* Jim Gaffigan, in a hidden track at the end of the album "Doing My Time," plays a character who talks about how he is always reminded of fucking a donkey when he returns home. His excuse: "I was drunk and he mumbled something."
* Creator/EllenDeGeneres did a bit about folks objecting to gay marriage stating "next thing, people will be marrying goats" and wondering why they always go there first thing. "Mom, Dad...this is Billy."
* Joe Rogan: "You don't fuck sheep because they're hot. You do it because they're that high and no one's looking. Or there's a guy with a camera and he's giving you money."
* In Creator/BobSaget's HBO Special ''That Ain't Right'', Bob goes on a long riff to randomly-picked audience member Jared, warning him about the dangers of fucking various animals, including goats, ostriches, turtles, and porcupines.
** He enters his Creator/ComedyCentral roast in an elevator preceded by two hot girls, an elderly woman and a goat. Saget's first act is to zip up his fly and to mime to the goat to call him.
* Also at Bob Saget's roast, [[DirtyOldWoman Cloris Leachman]] [[http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/974767/ derided the other roasters' acting abilities]], finishing up with how she'd been "classically trained in live theater. I improvised - no script, no director. Just me and the donkey! Five sold-out shows a night for six years, 'til [[OutWithABang the donkey died of exhaustion]]."
* AdamHills relays a story about a conversation with an audience member who had worked in forensics in Wales. The man told a story about a farmer who, during the foot-and-mouth crisis, had loved his cows so much that he had taken them into a field and shot them before shooting himself. When Hills expressed his sympathies for the farmer, the audience member clarified that the man “really loved his cows”, as he had no partner, no pornography, but a lot of Viagra. When Hills was still doubtful, the man continued “We swabbed the cows.” Apparently, they got positive results on six out of forty-eight. Hills ends the story with “I know, but all I could think was; what was wrong with the other forty-two? Were they not as pretty or just faster?”
* Dave Chappelle has a bit talking about the theory that AIDS came from someone having sex with a monkey, saying that nobody goes from monkey sex back to people.
-->You're not gonna get some monkey pussy on Tuesday and then say, "Oh, let me call Charlene" on Thursday. Once you fuck a monkey, that's a firm decision. I'm out of the human pussy game for good.
** Later he discusses a hypothetical person who has sex with monkeys:
-->So y'all can keep fucking these people if you want, niggas. ''Mo' monkey pussy for me''. I'm hooking up with an orangutang next week.
* German satirist Jan Böhmermann did ''not'' [[note]]the usual cheapskate "may I call an asshole Officer?" trick[[/note]] insult Turkish president Erdogan with this trope. Needless to say, Erdogan was not amused, even Kurds defended him (the whole thing was seen as having a unsavory racist angle) and Böhmermanns "poem" backfired so royally that it became an affair of state and he will look forward to a trial based on the ancient §103 (crimen laesae maiestatis).

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[[folder:Stand-Up Comedy]]
[[folder:Theater]]
* Creator/CheechAndChong's skit "Hey Margaret" has the couple Harry (Chong) and Margaret (Cheech) watching a porno movie where, among other things, the lead actress has sex with a dog. Also, in "The Old Man In Edward Albee's ''The Goat or Who Is Sylvia''.
*
The Park", where the Old Man (Chong) tells the Punk (Cheech) that the Punk could be Dauphin in Shakespeare's ''Theatre/HenryV'' is rather disconcertingly fond of his son because "I used to fuck Buffalo. In fact, you look just like your momma."
* One of Creator/JeffFoxworthy's "You Might be
horse:
-->'''Dauphin:''' I once writ
a Redneck"s is "If your parole states you can not own sheep".
** And from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour: "If you think TheSilenceOfTheLambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn..."
** Made even better when they show a picture of Larry
sonnet in his undies in a hotel room...''with a sheep''! The others don't even try to hold back their laughter.
* Jim Gaffigan, in a hidden track at the end of the album "Doing My Time," plays a character who talks about how he is always reminded of fucking a donkey when he returns home. His excuse: "I was drunk
praise and he mumbled something."
* Creator/EllenDeGeneres did
began thus: "Wonder of nature --"\\
'''Constable:''' I have heard
a bit about folks objecting sonnet begin so to gay marriage stating "next thing, people will be marrying goats" and wondering why they always go there first thing. "Mom, Dad...this is Billy."
* Joe Rogan: "You don't fuck sheep because they're hot. You do it because they're that high and no
one's looking. Or mistress.\\
'''Dauphin:''' Then did they imitate that which I composed to my courser, for my horse is my mistress.
** The dialogue continues in this vein for quite a while.
* In ''Rimers of Eldritch'', Skelly Manor first appears onstage with local boys baaing at him. Nothing explicit is stated and nothing is ever proven. It's used more to demonstrate Skelly's isolation from the town and how rumors move through it.
* Played for tragedy in ''Our Breath is as Light as a Hummingbird's Spine'', since
there's a guy with a camera and he's giving you money."
* In Creator/BobSaget's HBO Special ''That Ain't Right'', Bob goes on a long riff
no way to randomly-picked audience member Jared, warning him about the dangers of fucking various animals, including goats, ostriches, turtles, and porcupines.
** He enters his Creator/ComedyCentral roast in an elevator preceded by two hot girls, an elderly woman and a goat. Saget's first act is to zip up his fly and to mime to the goat to call him.
* Also at Bob Saget's roast, [[DirtyOldWoman Cloris Leachman]] [[http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/974767/ derided the other roasters' acting abilities]], finishing up with how she'd been "classically trained in live theater. I improvised - no script, no director. Just me and the donkey! Five sold-out shows a night for six years, 'til [[OutWithABang the donkey died of exhaustion]]."
* AdamHills relays a story about a conversation with an audience member who had worked in forensics in Wales. The man told a story about a farmer who, during the foot-and-mouth crisis, had loved his cows so much that he had taken them into a field and shot them before shooting himself. When Hills expressed his sympathies for the farmer, the audience member clarified that the man “really loved his cows”, as he had no partner, no pornography, but a lot of Viagra. When Hills was still doubtful, the man continued “We swabbed the cows.” Apparently, they got positive results on six out of forty-eight. Hills ends the story with “I know, but all I could think was; what was wrong with the other forty-two? Were they not as pretty or just faster?”
* Dave Chappelle has a bit talking about the theory that AIDS came from someone having
have sex with a monkey, saying that nobody goes from monkey bird. However, the main character does glue feathers and a beak onto a sex back to people.
-->You're not gonna get some monkey pussy on Tuesday and then say, "Oh, let me call Charlene" on Thursday. Once you fuck a monkey,
toy. (Decide for yourself whether that's {{Squick}}, unintentionally funny, or just as pathetic as it's supposed to be.)
* The play ''Theatre/{{Equus}}'' by Peter Schaffer concerns
a firm decision. I'm out young stablehand's issues with being virtually incapable to distinguish between affection for horses and sexual attraction, thanks to a screwed-up childhood. It being a drama piece, it's also pretty disturbing.
* In ''Theatre/RockOfAges'', Dennis Du Pree uses this trope to convince Stacee Jaxx to play at his bar.
-->'''Dennis:''' Remember the time we fucked that llama?
* Rochelle Owens' 1967 play Futz was about a farmboy who loved his pig.
* Played for comedy in ''TwistedTheUntoldStoryOfARoyalVizier'' with Prince Achmed, who, after being attacked by the Princess' tiger, becomes known as "Tiger Fucker" to his people. [[BerserkButton He doesn't like it.]]
* In ''Theatre/MidlifeTheCrisisMusical'', the song "He Got What He Deserves", one
of the human pussy game for good.
** Later he discusses a hypothetical person who has sex
divorcées notes an ex's barnyard encounter after the split with monkeys:
-->So y'all can keep fucking these people if you want, niggas. ''Mo' monkey pussy for me''. I'm hooking up with an orangutang next week.
* German satirist Jan Böhmermann did ''not'' [[note]]the usual cheapskate "may I call an asshole Officer?" trick[[/note]] insult Turkish president Erdogan with this trope. Needless to say, Erdogan was not amused, even Kurds defended him (the whole thing was seen as having a unsavory racist angle)
great relish and Böhmermanns "poem" backfired so royally that it became an affair of state and he will look forward to a trial based on the ancient §103 (crimen laesae maiestatis). multiple sheep puns.



[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
* ''TabletopGame/{{Exalted}}'' features the Lunars, blessed of Luna and boon companions to the Solars. They generally have beast-like traits (including a "totem animal" they can change into at will), and with this comes the ability to breed [[HalfHumanHybrid Beastmen]]. Thing is, to do it, one of the parties has to be bestial, and the other party has to be humanoid... and the Lunars can be either.
** It is noted that many Lunars aren't necessarily depraved even despite this... but there are some straight examples. Raksi, a Lunar queen of a massive brood of [[FrazettaMan half-ape offspring]] is, among other things, an infamous [[EatsBabies baby-eating cannibal sorceress]].
* The [[BeastMan Gangrel]] clan sourcebook for ''TabletopGame/VampireTheRequiem'' has a historian claiming that the first Gangrel were made when barbarian kings had relations with animals, and were born of ancient sorcery playing on the twisted beings that emerged. Mind you, [[MultipleChoicePast that may not be the truth]] (to put it mildly), but man, you can just see most of the clan walking out into sunlight if that turned out to be the truth, can't you?
** [-''"[[HalfHumanHybrid The Conception]] of [[TabletopGame/WerewolfTheApocalypse the Garou]]"'', Size 2 (picture)\\
[[TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade Gangrel Kindred]] roll Generation with difficulty of Willpower and suffer successes as Aggravated (reflexive Fortitude soak possible);\\
[[MadOracle Malkavian Kindred]] roll Willpower with difficulty of '''9''' to resist [[LaughingMad laughing uncontrollably]];\\
[[AristocratsAreEvil Ventrue Kindred]] roll the same roll as Malkavians to resist [[VomitIndiscretionShot thowing up]];\\
[[TabletopGame/WerewolfTheApocalypse Garou and other Changing Breeds]] roll Willpower with difficulty of 8 to resist [[HeroicBSOD para]][[VillainousBSOD lysis]].\\
[[CuriosityIsACrapshoot For the curious]], it's [[note]][[WildChild pre-embrace Ennoia (Gangrel Antedeluvian)]][=/=][[http://whitewolf.wikia.com/wiki/Ennoia her step-nephew.]][[/note]] Really. -]
** For the Garou in the cWoD, at least occasional bestiality is practically a part of life; they can't breed true with each other (any offspring from such unions is usually deformed or otherwise 'defective' in some way as well as generally sterile) and need to mate with humans or wolves to have a shot at having actually viable Garou offspring, and there's at least anecdotal evidence that favoring one branch of the 'family' too much over the other actually is detrimental to a bloodline in the long run. (Replacing "wolves" with the relevant animal type, the same holds true for the other kinds of weres in the game as well.)
*** Of course, being shapeshifters, it's rather debateable whether screwing a wolf when you yourself are for all intents a wolf as well (albeit with human intelligence) should be considered bestiality. The [[EvilCounterpart Black Spiral Dancers]] on the other hand side, often don't care about their partner's shape. Or consent, for that matter...

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[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
[[folder:Toys]]
* ''TabletopGame/{{Exalted}}'' features the Lunars, blessed of Luna and boon companions to the Solars. They generally have beast-like traits (including a "totem animal" they can change into at will), and Some adult novelty stores carry inflatable sheep with this comes the ability to breed [[HalfHumanHybrid Beastmen]]. Thing is, to do it, one of the parties has a belt to be bestial, and the other party has to be humanoid... and the Lunars can be either.
** It is noted that many Lunars aren't necessarily depraved even despite this... but there are some straight examples. Raksi, a Lunar queen of a massive brood of [[FrazettaMan half-ape offspring]] is, among other things, an infamous [[EatsBabies baby-eating cannibal sorceress]].
* The [[BeastMan Gangrel]] clan sourcebook for ''TabletopGame/VampireTheRequiem'' has a historian claiming that the first Gangrel were made when barbarian kings had relations with animals, and were born of ancient sorcery playing on the twisted beings that emerged. Mind you, [[MultipleChoicePast that may not be the truth]] (to put it mildly), but man, you can just see most of the clan walking out into sunlight if that turned out to be the truth, can't you?
** [-''"[[HalfHumanHybrid The Conception]] of [[TabletopGame/WerewolfTheApocalypse the Garou]]"'', Size 2 (picture)\\
[[TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade Gangrel Kindred]] roll Generation with difficulty of Willpower and suffer successes as Aggravated (reflexive Fortitude soak possible);\\
[[MadOracle Malkavian Kindred]] roll Willpower with difficulty of '''9''' to resist [[LaughingMad laughing uncontrollably]];\\
[[AristocratsAreEvil Ventrue Kindred]] roll the same roll as Malkavians to resist [[VomitIndiscretionShot thowing up]];\\
[[TabletopGame/WerewolfTheApocalypse Garou and other Changing Breeds]] roll Willpower with difficulty of 8 to resist [[HeroicBSOD para]][[VillainousBSOD lysis]].\\
[[CuriosityIsACrapshoot For the curious]], it's [[note]][[WildChild pre-embrace Ennoia (Gangrel Antedeluvian)]][=/=][[http://whitewolf.wikia.com/wiki/Ennoia her step-nephew.]][[/note]] Really. -]
** For the Garou in the cWoD, at least occasional bestiality is practically a part of life; they can't breed true with each other (any offspring
worn from such unions is usually deformed or otherwise 'defective' in some way as well as generally sterile) and need to mate with humans or wolves to have a shot at having actually viable Garou offspring, and there's at least anecdotal evidence that favoring one branch of the 'family' too much over the other actually is detrimental to a bloodline in the long run. (Replacing "wolves" with the relevant animal type, the same holds true waist. "Great for the other kinds of weres in the game as well.)
*** Of course, being shapeshifters, it's rather debateable whether screwing a wolf when you yourself are for all intents a wolf as well (albeit with human intelligence) should be considered bestiality. The [[EvilCounterpart Black Spiral Dancers]] on the other hand side, often don't care about their partner's shape. Or consent, for that matter...
bachelor parties!"



[[folder:Theater]]
* Edward Albee's ''The Goat or Who Is Sylvia''.
* The Dauphin in Shakespeare's ''Theatre/HenryV'' is rather disconcertingly fond of his horse:
-->'''Dauphin:''' I once writ a sonnet in his praise and began thus: "Wonder of nature --"\\
'''Constable:''' I have heard a sonnet begin so to one's mistress.\\
'''Dauphin:''' Then did they imitate that which I composed to my courser, for my horse is my mistress.
** The dialogue continues in this vein for quite a while.
* In ''Rimers of Eldritch'', Skelly Manor first appears onstage with local boys baaing at him. Nothing explicit is stated and nothing is ever proven. It's used more to demonstrate Skelly's isolation from the town and how rumors move through it.
* Played for tragedy in ''Our Breath is as Light as a Hummingbird's Spine'', since there's no way to have sex with a bird. However, the main character does glue feathers and a beak onto a sex toy. (Decide for yourself whether that's {{Squick}}, unintentionally funny, or just as pathetic as it's supposed to be.)
* The play ''Theatre/{{Equus}}'' by Peter Schaffer concerns a young stablehand's issues with being virtually incapable to distinguish between affection for horses and sexual attraction, thanks to a screwed-up childhood. It being a drama piece, it's also pretty disturbing.
* In ''Theatre/RockOfAges'', Dennis Du Pree uses this trope to convince Stacee Jaxx to play at his bar.
-->'''Dennis:''' Remember the time we fucked that llama?
* Rochelle Owens' 1967 play Futz was about a farmboy who loved his pig.
* Played for comedy in ''TwistedTheUntoldStoryOfARoyalVizier'' with Prince Achmed, who, after being attacked by the Princess' tiger, becomes known as "Tiger Fucker" to his people. [[BerserkButton He doesn't like it.]]
* In ''Theatre/MidlifeTheCrisisMusical'', the song "He Got What He Deserves", one of the divorcées notes an ex's barnyard encounter after the split with great relish and multiple sheep puns.
[[/folder]]



[[folder:Web Animation]]
* Perhaps it's not ''quite'' the same, considering Pinkie Pie is a pony, but a few throwaway lines in the ''WebAnimation/PonyDotMov'' series are certainly evocative of this trope.
-->'''Spike:''' She '''fucked.''' A '''snail'''.
* In ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice'', both the [[GodEmperor Emperor of Mankind]] and [[TheArchmage Magnus the Red]] accuse [[BoisterousBruiser Leman Russ]] of having a wolf fetish [[RaisedByWolves due to his upbringing]]. While there's no word confirming if this is actually true (it's not [[RuleOfFunny out of character]] for the [[GrumpyOldMan Emperor]] to make such a [[{{Jerkass}} remark about even his own children]] and Magnus [[ArchEnemy hates Russ with every fiber of his being]]), Leman does show a... surprising amount of chipperness talking about wolves to the point he [[VerbalTic often inserts some variation of the word in his speech]].
-->'''Magnus:''' Suck it, Leman, you ''furry fuck''!
[[/folder]]



* In ''Webcomic/ScandinaviaAndTheWorld'', when discussing past crimes countries have been accused of, it's discovered that Sweden was arrested for zoophilia. In his defense, he was young, horny and it was a really cute horse.

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* In ''Webcomic/ScandinaviaAndTheWorld'', when ''Webcomic/ScandinaviaAndTheWorld'':
** When
discussing past crimes countries have been accused of, it's discovered that Sweden was arrested for zoophilia. In his defense, he was young, horny and it was a really cute horse.



* Hank of ''[[http://indepos.comicgenesis.com/ Indefensible Positions]]'' named his horse Uni, but states that it's not short for Unicorn. "See, a unicorn is a horse with a magical horn. When I got to know this pony, I named her Unicu-" Fortunately, he's interrupted before he can finish, but he later makes a philosophical point by describing what it's like to have sex with a horse.
** Zoophilia is kind of his defining trait, in [[http://indepos.comicgenesis.com/d/20050311.html his second appearance]] he pretty much states as such.

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* Hank of ''[[http://indepos.comicgenesis.com/ Indefensible Positions]]'' named his horse Uni, but states that it's not short for Unicorn. "See, a unicorn is a horse with a magical horn. When I got to know this pony, I named her Unicu-" Fortunately, he's interrupted before he can finish, but he later makes a philosophical point by describing what it's like to have sex with a horse.
**
horse. Zoophilia is kind of his defining trait, in [[http://indepos.comicgenesis.com/d/20050311.html his second appearance]] he pretty much states as such.



*** but...[[ComicallyMissingThePoint bear's aren't well hung]]



-->'''Elan:''' Uh, dad? Haley and I need to go have sex.\\

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-->'''Elan:''' --->'''Elan:''' Uh, dad? Haley and I need to go have sex.\\



* ''WebVideo/DoctorHorriblesSingAlongBlog'':
** The Bad Reverend's audition for the Evil League of Evil had him asserting against rumors (and his own mutterings) that he would not molest Bad Horse.
** And inverted when Bad Horse's letters include directions to "Make the Bad Horse gleeful/ Or [[UnusualEuphemism he'll make you his mare]]!"
* Notable Aversion: For all [[NauseaFuel its]] [[BrainBleach other]] [[BodyHorror crimes]] and despite its name, "[[ShockSite Goatse.cx]]" does not concern this trope, or [[WordSaladTitle having anything even vaguely related to goats]]. This is because [[FunWithAcronyms Goatse is an abbreviation, which stands for (warning, vulgar)]] [[spoiler:[[FunWithAcronyms Guy Opens Ass To Show Everyone]]]].



* WebVideo/FilthyFrank: Frank has mentioned how he rapes baby deer. ItMakesSenseInContext, as Frank is a horrible person.

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* WebVideo/FilthyFrank: ''WebVideo/FilthyFrank'': Frank has mentioned how he rapes baby deer. ItMakesSenseInContext, as Frank is a horrible person.



** “Um…a rubber sheep…[[ICanExplain I can explain why that’s there…”]]
* Ed and Al's "experiments" on sheep is a running gag in Kit-chan's ''Manga/FullMetalAlchemist TheAbridgedSeries'' [[http://inulovinkit.livejournal.com/tag/capsummary capsummaries]] and [[http://www.youtube.com/user/FMAVidsummaries videos]].
* There is an infamous fanfic on ''Roleplay/SurvivalOfTheFittest'''s KinkMeme that pairs Bridget Connolly and a dog. Someone ''requested'' this. Another request involves [[MemeticMolester Rosa Fiametta]] and a ''horse''. You may get out the BrainBleach.
** Particularly now that the latter has been answered too. Graphically.

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** “Um…a -->"Um... a rubber sheep…[[ICanExplain sheep... [[ICanExplain I can explain why that’s there…”]]
* Ed and Al's "experiments" on sheep is a running gag in Kit-chan's ''Manga/FullMetalAlchemist TheAbridgedSeries'' [[http://inulovinkit.livejournal.com/tag/capsummary capsummaries]] and [[http://www.youtube.com/user/FMAVidsummaries videos]].
* There is an infamous fanfic on ''Roleplay/SurvivalOfTheFittest'''s KinkMeme that pairs Bridget Connolly and a dog. Someone ''requested'' this. Another request involves [[MemeticMolester Rosa Fiametta]] and a ''horse''. You may get out the BrainBleach.
** Particularly now that the latter has been answered too. Graphically.
that's there...]]"



* ''{{Welshy}}'', in order to prove he's British to Mike J, stated that the things he had screwed included a bagel, [[RunningGag his sister]], and a goat.

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* ''{{Welshy}}'', ''WebVideo/{{Welshy}}'', in order to prove he's British to Mike J, stated that the things he had screwed included a bagel, [[RunningGag his sister]], and a goat.



* A 2007 Website/{{Darwin Award|s}} entitled [[http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-17.html "A Cow-ardly Death"]], caused by "unwanted amorous advances on a heifer". Said heifer kicked her would-be suitor to death.

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* Website/DarwinAwards
**
A 2007 Website/{{Darwin Award|s}} Award is entitled [[http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-17.html "A Cow-ardly Death"]], caused by "unwanted amorous advances on a heifer". Said heifer kicked her would-be suitor to death.



* Apparently, one of Turles's men in the Christmas Tree of Might special of ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'' raped Rudolph.



* Perhaps it's not ''quite'' the same, considering Pinkie Pie is a pony, but a few throwaway lines in the WebOriginal/PonyDotMov series are certainly evocative of this trope.
-->'''Spike:''' She '''fucked.''' A '''snail'''.



* Parody artist Jon Cozart, aka WebVideo/{{Paint}}, mocks the HappilyEverAfter ending of ''Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast'' in his "After Ever After" video with the notion that after her marriage the townsfolk accuse Belle of bestiality and throw her in prison.

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* Parody artist Jon Cozart, aka a.k.a. WebVideo/{{Paint}}, mocks the HappilyEverAfter ending of ''Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast'' in his "After Ever After" video with the notion that after her marriage the townsfolk accuse Belle of bestiality and throw her in prison.



* Like in [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII the source material]], Professor Hojo from ''WebVideo/FinalFantasyVIIMachinabridged'' is shown attempting to breed Aerith with Red XIII. However, ''here'' he states that he forces his specimens to copulate, because:
-->'''Hojo''': ''This... IS... MY... '''FETISH!!'''''
* In ''WebVideo/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice'', both the [[GodEmperor Emperor of Mankind]] and [[TheArchmage Magnus the Red]] accuse [[BoisterousBruiser Leman Russ]] of having a wolf fetish [[RaisedByWolves due to his upbringing]]. While there's no word confirming if this is actually true (it's not [[RuleOfFunny out of character]] for the [[GrumpyOldMan Emperor]] to make such a [[{{Jerkass}} remark about even his own children]] and Magnus [[ArchEnemy hates Russ with every fiber of his being]]), Leman does show a...surprising amount of chipperness talking about wolves to the point he [[VerbalTic often inserts some variation of the word in his speech]].
-->'''Magnus''': Suck it, Leman, you ''furry fuck''!

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* Like in [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII ''T Shirt Hell'':
** It has advertised on this very site, [[http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/baaaaaa-means-nooooo/ a shirt]] which states, "Remember, Baah means no."
** An older one, available [[http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/may-the-horse-be-with-you/ here]] ([[http://imgur.com/q4jpWtk
the source material]], Professor Hojo from ''WebVideo/FinalFantasyVIIMachinabridged'' is shown attempting to breed Aerith page has been removed, but can at least see a thumbnail here]]), used ''Franchise/StarWars'' font and was titled "May the Horse be With You" with Red XIII. However, ''here'' he states that he forces his specimens to copulate, because:
-->'''Hojo''': ''This... IS... MY... '''FETISH!!'''''
a silhouette of a horse and a woman, um...
* In ''WebVideo/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice'', both [[http://wiki.fandomwank.com/index.php/His_%22wife%22%3F_A_horse%2E His "wife"? A horse.]] Naturally, Fandom Wank turned it into a {{Meme|ticMutation}}.
* ''Podcast/WithSpecialGuestLaurenLapkus'' has
the [[GodEmperor Emperor of Mankind]] and [[TheArchmage Magnus the Red]] accuse [[BoisterousBruiser Leman Russ]] of having a wolf fetish [[RaisedByWolves due Wild Horses episode where no-one treats it as weird, to his upbringing]]. While there's no word confirming if this is actually true (it's not [[RuleOfFunny out of character]] for the [[GrumpyOldMan Emperor]] to make such a [[{{Jerkass}} remark about even his own children]] and Magnus [[ArchEnemy hates Russ with every fiber of his being]]), Leman does show a...surprising amount of chipperness talking about wolves to the point he [[VerbalTic often inserts some variation of the word in his speech]].
-->'''Magnus''': Suck it, Leman, you ''furry fuck''!
comedic effect.



-->'''Terrance:''' You're such a pig-fucker, Phillip!\\

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-->'''Terrance:''' --->'''Terrance:''' You're such a pig-fucker, Phillip!\\



-->'''Quagmire:''' ''(stirs awake)'' Hmmm, honey, that feels so good. Hey, HEY! You're not the same giraffe from last night! Get out of here!
*** In another episode when the Quahog city government is disbanded and no laws are enforced, Quagmire uses his chance to get with a giraffe again. She later gives birth. The child has Quagmire's face.
-->'''Baby:''' GIRAFFITY!
-->'''Quagmire:''' [[BlatantLies Yeah, that's clearly not mine.]]

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-->'''Quagmire:''' --->'''Quagmire:''' ''(stirs awake)'' Hmmm, honey, that feels so good. Hey, HEY! You're not the same giraffe from last night! Get out of here!
*** ** In another episode when the Quahog city government is disbanded and no laws are enforced, Quagmire uses his chance to get with a giraffe again. She later gives birth. The child has Quagmire's face.
-->'''Baby:''' GIRAFFITY!
-->'''Quagmire:'''
--->'''Baby:''' GIRAFFITY!\\
'''Quagmire:'''
[[BlatantLies Yeah, that's clearly not mine.]]



*** From the same episode, Peter develops a rivarly with a fellow fisherman. At one point, he switches out the sign at Peter's fish stall with one that says "I Had Sex With All These Fish", catching the interest of a passing man.
-->'''Man''': Wow. So how do you do it?\\
'''Peter''': Well, I throw the old worm out there, they usually go for that, and after struggling a bit they lie back and accept it.\\
'''Man''': ''(gives Peter a card with his phone number)'' We should get together later.\\
'''Peter''': Uh, okay?

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*** ** From the same episode, Peter develops a rivarly with a fellow fisherman. At one point, he switches out the sign at Peter's fish stall with one that says "I Had Sex With All These Fish", catching the interest of a passing man.
-->'''Man''': --->'''Man:''' Wow. So how do you do it?\\
'''Peter''': '''Peter:''' Well, I throw the old worm out there, they usually go for that, and after struggling a bit they lie back and accept it.\\
'''Man''': ''(gives '''Man:''' ''[gives Peter a card with his phone number)'' number]'' We should get together later.\\
'''Peter''': '''Peter:''' Uh, okay?



* ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'': Well, I guess it's about that time [[http://robotchicken.wikia.com/wiki/Zoo_Mommy to tell you boys why I was fired from the zoo.]]

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* ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'': ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'':
**
Well, I guess it's about that time [[http://robotchicken.wikia.com/wiki/Zoo_Mommy to tell you boys why I was fired from the zoo.]]



* Averted in ''WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether''. In "Mexican't Buy Me Love", in an attempt to earn money and get a flight home, Toot attempts to put on a donkey show. The Donkey, in reply to that then says [[EveryoneHasStandards "Even a filthy animal like myself has standards."]]

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* ''WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether'':
**
Averted in ''WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether''. In "Mexican't Buy Me Love", in an attempt to earn money and get a flight home, Toot attempts to put on a donkey show. The Donkey, in reply to that then says [[EveryoneHasStandards "Even a filthy animal like myself has standards."]]



-->'''Carl''': Did you get that link I sent you about the woman having sex with a bee?

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-->'''Carl''': -->'''Carl:''' Did you get that link I sent you about the woman having sex with a bee?



* ''The Tex Avery Show'' often approaches this dangerously close (like one of the Cro-Magnons marrying a dino, or other gags in this vein - obviously, not even remotely actual sex, it's a kids show after all...).

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* ''The Tex Avery Show'' often approaches this dangerously close (like one of the Cro-Magnons marrying a dino, or other gags in this vein - -- obviously, not even remotely actual sex, it's a kids show after all...).



[[folder:Other]]
* ''T Shirt Hell'' has advertised on this very site, [[http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/baaaaaa-means-nooooo/ a shirt]] which states, "Remember, Baah means no."
** An older one, available [[http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/may-the-horse-be-with-you/ here]] ([[http://imgur.com/q4jpWtk the page has been removed, but can at least see a thumbnail here]]), used ''Franchise/StarWars'' font and was titled "May the Horse be With You" with a silhouette of a horse and a woman, um...
* RuleThirtyFour has this going for it in spades.
* A quote from "Dave Barry in Cyberspace": "The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type in, 'Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire,' and the computer will say, 'Specify breed of goat.'"
* In ''TabletopGame/SettlersOfCatan'', a speaker intends to offer to trade his lumber resources to anyone willing to pay in wool. What comes out, though, is "[[UnEntendre I have wood for sheep]]."
* In some versions of the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatman_(Maryland) Goatman]] {{urban legend|s}}, its creation is attributed to a government researcher who was engaged in [[UnusualEuphemism in-depth studies]] of goats.
* [[http://wiki.fandomwank.com/index.php/His_%22wife%22%3F_A_horse%2E His "wife"? A horse.]] Naturally, Fandom Wank turned it into a {{Meme|ticMutation}}.
* There is an old urban legend about a woman being caught naked by her friends/family/coworkers with peanut butter smeared on her privates and calling for her dog.
* Some adult novelty stores carry inflatable sheep with a belt to be worn from the waist. "Great for bachelor parties!"
* WithSpecialGuestLaurenLapkus has the Wild Horses episode where no one treats it as weird, to comedic effect.

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[[folder:Other]]
* ''T Shirt Hell'' has advertised on this very site, [[http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/baaaaaa-means-nooooo/ a shirt]] which states, "Remember, Baah means no."
** An older one, available [[http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/may-the-horse-be-with-you/ here]] ([[http://imgur.com/q4jpWtk the page has been removed, but can at least see a thumbnail here]]), used ''Franchise/StarWars'' font and was titled "May the Horse be With You" with a silhouette of a horse and a woman, um...
* RuleThirtyFour has this going for it in spades.
* A quote from "Dave Barry in Cyberspace": "The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type in, 'Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire,' and the computer will say, 'Specify breed of goat.'"
* In ''TabletopGame/SettlersOfCatan'', a speaker intends to offer to trade his lumber resources to anyone willing to pay in wool. What comes out, though, is "[[UnEntendre I have wood for sheep]]."
* In some versions of the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatman_(Maryland) Goatman]] {{urban legend|s}}, its creation is attributed to a government researcher who was engaged in [[UnusualEuphemism in-depth studies]] of goats.
* [[http://wiki.fandomwank.com/index.php/His_%22wife%22%3F_A_horse%2E His "wife"? A horse.]] Naturally, Fandom Wank turned it into a {{Meme|ticMutation}}.
* There is an old urban legend about a woman being caught naked by her friends/family/coworkers with peanut butter smeared on her privates and calling for her dog.
* Some adult novelty stores carry inflatable sheep with a belt to be worn from the waist. "Great for bachelor parties!"
* WithSpecialGuestLaurenLapkus has the Wild Horses episode where no one treats it as weird, to comedic effect.
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6th Jan '17 8:15:50 AM DrFraud
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* In ''[[http://jeconais.fanficauthors.net/Happily_Ever_After/Chapter_6/ Happily Ever After]]'' Fred and George roast the groom at Ron and Hermione's wedding.
-->'''Fred:''' Our only disappointment was that we were unable to fulfill his last request...\\
'''George:''' ...but that was only due to the protestations of the Welsh Sheep Council.
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* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12190976/3/A-Twist-in-Time-Travel A Twist in Time Travel]]'':
-->'''Sirius:''' There aren't many supporters of werewolves.\\
'''Harry:''' They are politicians Sirius. They'll fuck a goat in public if it means it'll further their ambitions a bit.
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* ''Series/GameOfThrones'':
** The in-universe bawdy song "The Bear and the Maiden Fair" can be taken this way, though the subtext is clear that it's a bear of ''man'' (i.e. large and hairy) who wins said maiden.
** Tormund attempts to lighten the mood before battle by playing TheMunchausen and regaling the others with the time he fucked a bear. In the novels, Tormund counts "Husband to Bears" among his many humorous titles.
8th Dec '16 2:26:44 PM dmcreif
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* One day a hunter took his trusty Winchester to the mountains to hunt for bear. He hid behind a rock that overlooked a beautiful valley and waited. Soon a bear appeared by the stream which ran through the valley. The hunter aimed and fired. When the smoke cleared he couldn't see the bear. Then there was a tap, tap, tap on his shoulder. The man turned around and there was the bear, standing 7 feet high, towering over him. The bear said, "you tried to shoot me didn't you?" To which the Hunter replied, "Yes, I'm afraid I did." "Well," said the Bear, "in that case you will have to give me a blow job. Having no choice in the matter, the Hunter did as he was told. That night the Hunter was really angry and vowed to get revenge. So the next day he went to the same spot, only this time he brought a huge elephant gun. Once again the bear appeared and the hunter fired. After the smoke cleared the hunter couldn't see no carcass. Tap, tap, tap. "You tried to shoot me didn't you?" "Why, yes, I'm afraid I did." "Well take your pants down and bend over. I'm going to have to screw you up the ass. Having no choice the Hunter did what he was told. That night the Hunter was really, really angry and resolved that he would get the Bear no matter what. This time he brought an M60. He went to the same spot and waited until the bear appeared by the stream. He fired off fifty rounds. When the smoke cleared, he couldn't see the bear. Tap, tap, tap. "You tried to shoot me didn't you?" The Hunter gulped. "Yes, I'm afraid I did." The Bear thought for a moment then said, "You don't come here for the hunting, do you?"

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* One day a hunter took his trusty Winchester to the mountains to hunt for bear. He hid behind a rock that overlooked a beautiful valley and waited. Soon a bear appeared by the stream which ran through the valley. The hunter aimed and fired. When the smoke cleared he couldn't see the bear. Then there was a tap, tap, tap on his shoulder. The man turned around and there was the bear, standing 7 feet high, towering over him. The bear said, "you tried to shoot me didn't you?" To which the Hunter replied, "Yes, I'm afraid I did." "Well," said the Bear, "in that case you will have to give me a blow job. " Having no choice in the matter, the Hunter did as he was told. That night the Hunter was really angry and vowed to get revenge. So the next day he went to the same spot, only this time he brought a huge elephant gun. Once again the bear appeared and the hunter fired. After the smoke cleared the hunter couldn't see no carcass. Tap, tap, tap. "You tried to shoot me didn't you?" "Why, yes, I'm afraid I did." "Well take your pants down and bend over. I'm going to have to screw you up the ass. " Having no choice the Hunter did what he was told. That night the Hunter was really, really angry and resolved that he would get the Bear no matter what. This time he brought an M60. He went to the same spot and waited until the bear appeared by the stream. He fired off fifty rounds. When the smoke cleared, he couldn't see the bear. Tap, tap, tap. "You tried to shoot me didn't you?" The Hunter gulped. "Yes, I'm afraid I did." The Bear thought for a moment then said, "You don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
8th Dec '16 2:21:59 PM dmcreif
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* On an episode of ''Series/TheWire'', [[ButtMonkey Ziggy]] buys a duck and brings it into the bar with him. When one of his co-workers calls him sick because of this, Ziggy retorts he's hardly the first guy in South Baltimore to seek the affections of a farm animal.

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* On an episode of ''Series/TheWire'', [[ButtMonkey Ziggy]] *''Series/TheWire''
**[[ButtMonkey Ziggy Sobotka]]
buys a duck and brings it into the stevedores' bar with him. When one of his co-workers calls him sick because of this, Ziggy retorts he's hardly the first guy in South Baltimore to seek the affections of a farm animal.animal.
**Jay Landsman is at one point seen telling the final part of [[http://www.homebuilt.org/cmdrdata/jokes/06/0253.html a raunchy joke]] about a hunter raped by a bear. Jay is funny by default, but there's the silent but appalled reaction to the joke of the woman among his audience. She withdraws, clearly thinking that Jay is an asshole.



* In ''Series/TheWire'', there's a scene where Jay Landsman is seen telling the final part of [[http://www.homebuilt.org/cmdrdata/jokes/06/0253.html a raunchy joke]] about a hunter raped by a bear. Jay is funny by default, but there's the silent but appalled reaction to the joke of the woman among his audience. She withdraws, clearly thinking that Jay is an asshole.

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* In ''Series/TheWire'', there's a scene where Jay Landsman is seen telling the final part of [[http://www.homebuilt.org/cmdrdata/jokes/06/0253.html a raunchy joke]] about a hunter raped by a bear. Jay is funny by default, but there's the silent but appalled reaction to the joke of the woman among his audience. She withdraws, clearly thinking that Jay is an asshole.
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* One day a hunter took his trusty Winchester to the mountains to hunt for bear. He hid behind a rock that overlooked a beautiful valley and waited. Soon a bear appeared by the stream which ran through the valley. The hunter aimed and fired. When the smoke cleared he couldn't see the bear. Then there was a tap, tap, tap on his shoulder. The man turned around and there was the bear, standing 7 feet high, towering over him. The bear said, "you tried to shoot me didn't you?" To which the Hunter replied, "Yes, I'm afraid I did." "Well," said the Bear, "in that case you will have to give me a blow job. Having no choice in the matter, the Hunter did as he was told. That night the Hunter was really angry and vowed to get revenge. So the next day he went to the same spot, only this time he brought a huge elephant gun. Once again the bear appeared and the hunter fired. After the smoke cleared the hunter couldn't see no carcass. Tap, tap, tap. "You tried to shoot me didn't you?" "Why, yes, I'm afraid I did." "Well take your pants down and bend over. I'm going to have to screw you up the ass. Having no choice the Hunter did what he was told. That night the Hunter was really, really angry and resolved that he would get the Bear no matter what. This time he brought an M60. He went to the same spot and waited until the bear appeared by the stream. He fired off fifty rounds. When the smoke cleared, he couldn't see the bear. Tap, tap, tap. "You tried to shoot me didn't you?" The Hunter gulped. "Yes, I'm afraid I did." The Bear thought for a moment then said, "You don't come here for the hunting, do you?"


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* In ''Series/TheWire'', there's a scene where Jay Landsman is seen telling the final part of [[http://www.homebuilt.org/cmdrdata/jokes/06/0253.html a raunchy joke]] about a hunter raped by a bear. Jay is funny by default, but there's the silent but appalled reaction to the joke of the woman among his audience. She withdraws, clearly thinking that Jay is an asshole.
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** In ''VideoGame/PokemonXAndY'', a female trainer states she loves ''going wild'' with her pokemon, which is a Tentacool. ''That'' joke goes back to the first generation; one of the manga had, as a FunnyBackgroundEvent, a newspaper headline of a girl complaining that [[Radar/{{Pokemon}} her Tentacool misbehaved with her in the bath]]. Several chapters later, she is shown to be bathing with her Tentacool again..

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** In ''VideoGame/PokemonXAndY'', a female trainer states she loves ''going wild'' with her pokemon, which is a Tentacool. ''That'' joke goes back to the first generation; one of the manga had, as a FunnyBackgroundEvent, a newspaper headline of a girl complaining that [[Radar/{{Pokemon}} her Tentacool misbehaved with her in the bath]]. Several chapters later, she is shown to be bathing with her Tentacool again..
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