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24th May '17 8:05:16 AM Allronix
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* "Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend" from ''Gentlemen Prefer Blondes" is an upbeat but ''amazingly'' cynical, misogynist, ''and'' misandrist song, stating that a man's romantic gestures and words mean nothing; as soon as his fortunes change or the woman he's with loses youthful beauty, he will dump the woman he's with, either for the next pretty mistress or to crawl back to their wife. Therefore, a woman should ask for tangible, appreciating assets (like diamonds) from her male admirers so that she can sell to make the rent when she is too old to be considered attractive.

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* "Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend" from ''Gentlemen Prefer Blondes" Blondes'' is an upbeat but ''amazingly'' cynical, misogynist, ''and'' misandrist song, stating that a man's romantic gestures and words mean nothing; as soon as his fortunes change or the woman he's with loses youthful beauty, he will dump the woman he's with, either for the next pretty mistress or to crawl back to their wife. Therefore, a woman should ask for tangible, appreciating assets (like diamonds) from her male admirers so that she can sell them to make the rent when she is too old to be considered attractive.
24th May '17 8:02:23 AM Allronix
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* "Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend" from ''Gentlemen Prefer Blondes" is an upbeat but ''amazingly'' cynical, misogynist, ''and'' misandrist song, stating that a man's romantic gestures and words mean nothing; as soon as his fortunes change or the woman he's with loses youthful beauty, he will dump the woman he's with, either for the next pretty mistress or to crawl back to their wife. Therefore, a woman should ask for tangible, appreciating assets (like diamonds) from her male admirers so that she can sell to make the rent when she is too old to be considered attractive.
16th Mar '17 9:52:28 AM nombretomado
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* No MyChemicalRomance? For shame. Who could forget I Don't Love You?

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* No MyChemicalRomance? For shame. Who could forget I %%* Music/MyChemicalRomance's "I Don't Love You?You"
20th Feb '17 12:56:28 AM bt8257
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* The mocking bait-and-switch song, where you sing to the person about how they are truly and wholeheartedly loved for all their character flaws by... well, someone who certainly isn't you.

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* The mocking bait-and-switch BaitAndSwitch song, where you sing to the person about how they are truly and wholeheartedly loved for all their character flaws by... well, someone who certainly isn't you.
8th Dec '16 5:58:44 AM Andyroid
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* WebAnimation/HomestarRunner
** In the WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail "making out", Strong Bad has apparently composed a make-out jam called "You're Really Ugly (But There's Nobody Cute Around)".
** In "marzipan", Marzipan sings a song about Strong Bad... with the lyrics "I really don't like him at all".
26th Nov '16 5:14:38 PM PippinPops
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26th Nov '16 5:12:22 PM PippinPops
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--> ''What is this feeling, so sudden and new?''\\
''I felt the moment I laid eyes on you''\\
''My pulse is rushing''\\
''My head is reeling''\\
''My face is flushing!''\\
''What is this feeling? Fervid as a flame''\\
''Does it have a name''\\
''Yes... yes''\\
''Loathing! Unadulterated loathing!''\\
''For your face''\\
''Your voice''\\
''Your clothing!''

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--> ''What What is this feeling, so sudden and new?''\\
''I
new?\\
I
felt the moment I laid eyes on you''\\
''My
you\\
My
pulse is rushing''\\
''My
rushing\\
My
head is reeling''\\
''My
reeling\\
My
face is flushing!''\\
''What
flushing!\\
What
is this feeling? Fervid as a flame''\\
''Does
flame\\
Does
it have a name''\\
''Yes... yes''\\
''Loathing!
name?\\
Yes... yes\\
Loathing!
Unadulterated loathing!''\\
''For
loathing!\\
For
your face''\\
''Your voice''\\
''Your clothing!''
face\\
Your voice\\
Your clothing!



-->''Yesterday you seemed as lovely to me''\\
''As anyone ever could be.''\\
''Now I see what tricks my eyes can play.''\\
''Yesterday I must have been totally blind,''\\
''Or else I was out of my mind,''\\
''For you seem so much lovelier today!''\\
''My heart cannot be trusted,''\\
''I give you fair warning.''\\
''I openly confess''\\
''Tonight I love you less''\\
''Than I will tomorrow morning.''

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-->''Yesterday -->Yesterday you seemed as lovely to me''\\
''As
me\\
As
anyone ever could be.''\\
''Now
\\
Now
I see what tricks my eyes can play.''\\
''Yesterday
\\
Yesterday
I must have been totally blind,''\\
''Or
blind,\\
Or
else I was out of my mind,''\\
''For
mind,\\
For
you seem so much lovelier today!''\\
''My
today!\\
My
heart cannot be trusted,''\\
''I
trusted,\\
I
give you fair warning.''\\
''I
\\
I
openly confess''\\
''Tonight
confess\\
Tonight
I love you less''\\
''Than
less\\
Than
I will tomorrow morning.''



--> "You make me come."
--> "You make me complete"
--> "You make me completely miserable."

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--> "You You make me come."
come.
--> "You You make me complete"
complete.
--> "You You make me completely miserable."
26th Nov '16 5:00:19 PM PippinPops
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--> What is this feeling, so sudden and new?\\
I felt the moment I laid eyes on you\\
My pulse is rushing\\
My head is reeling\\
My face is flushing!\\
What is this feeling? Fervid as a flame\\
Does it have a name\\
Yes... yes\\
Loathing! Unadulterated loathing!\\
For your face\\
Your voice\\
Your clothing!\\

to:

--> What ''What is this feeling, so sudden and new?\\
I
new?''\\
''I
felt the moment I laid eyes on you\\
My
you''\\
''My
pulse is rushing\\
My
rushing''\\
''My
head is reeling\\
My
reeling''\\
''My
face is flushing!\\
What
flushing!''\\
''What
is this feeling? Fervid as a flame\\
Does
flame''\\
''Does
it have a name\\
Yes... yes\\
Loathing!
name''\\
''Yes... yes''\\
''Loathing!
Unadulterated loathing!\\
For
loathing!''\\
''For
your face\\
Your voice\\
Your clothing!\\
face''\\
''Your voice''\\
''Your clothing!''
26th Nov '16 4:56:01 PM PippinPops
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--> What is this feeling, so sudden and new?\\
I felt the moment I laid eyes on you\\
My pulse is rushing\\
My head is reeling\\
My face is flushing!\\
What is this feeling? Fervid as a flame\\
Does it have a name\\
Yes... yes\\
Loathing! Unadulterated loathing!\\
For your face\\
Your voice\\
Your clothing!\\
10th Nov '16 9:05:14 AM erforce
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* The Cardigans "Lovefool" (of ''[[WilliamShakespearesRomeoAndJuliet Romeo + Juliet]]'' fame) is mistaken for a love song because of the upbeat tempo but the song is actually a woman begging her boyfriend to just pretend that he loves her even if he doesn't because she can't stand to be alone. There is the line

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* The Cardigans "Lovefool" (of ''[[WilliamShakespearesRomeoAndJuliet ''[[Film/WilliamShakespearesRomeoAndJuliet Romeo + Juliet]]'' fame) is mistaken for a love song because of the upbeat tempo but the song is actually a woman begging her boyfriend to just pretend that he loves her even if he doesn't because she can't stand to be alone. There is the line
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