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5th Dec '16 4:21:04 PM nombretomado
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* "Go fuck yourself!": The euphemism turned literal.

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* "Go fuck yourself!": The euphemism [[ScrewYourself turned literal.
literal]].
4th Dec '16 5:30:35 PM nombretomado
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* The Elusive Orgasm: Since the 1990's, it's become a fairly common sex joke in comedies (film, television, whatever the case may be) that a male partner in sex has extreme difficulty giving his female partner an orgasm.

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* [[{{Anorgasmia}} The Elusive Orgasm: Orgasm]]: Since the 1990's, it's become a fairly common sex joke in comedies (film, television, whatever the case may be) that a male partner in sex has extreme difficulty giving his female partner an orgasm.
4th Dec '16 5:30:07 PM nombretomado
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* A virgin always bleeds: A very common and very old myth in real life, and thus it's no surprise that it turns up in many works of fiction as well.

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* A virgin always bleeds: A very common and very old myth in real life, and thus it's no surprise that it turns up in many works of fiction as well. This perception is so prevalent that [[ConsummationCounterfeit faking it]] is a trope in its own right.
23rd Jul '14 3:43:25 PM Fighteer
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You would expect the people creating erotica to know how sex works, and yet, the movies often depict things that wouldn't really be enjoyable, should be done differently or are just plain weird. Sometimes this is usually done on purpose, to conform to what the audience wants to be true. Some of these are perfectly AcceptableBreaksFromReality, since such works caters to [[{{Fetish}} customers' sexual fantasies rather than reality]] and is intended to provide an [[MaleGaze arousing]] [[FemaleGaze display]] of the participants rather than a strictly accurate depiction of the act.

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You would expect the people creating erotica to know how sex works, and yet, the movies often depict things that wouldn't really be enjoyable, should be done differently or are just plain weird. Sometimes this This is usually done on purpose, to conform to what the audience wants to be true. Some of these are perfectly AcceptableBreaksFromReality, since such works caters to [[{{Fetish}} customers' sexual fantasies rather than reality]] and is intended to provide an [[MaleGaze arousing]] [[FemaleGaze display]] of the participants rather than a strictly accurate depiction of the act.
16th Apr '14 7:54:07 PM Willbyr
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* Implausible lubrication or complete lack thereof. Saliva nor plain water tend to dry too quickly. Oils can degrade latex. Other works use things that are sticky and tacky.

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* Implausible lubrication or complete lack thereof. Saliva nor and plain water tend to dry too quickly. Oils can degrade latex. Other works use things that are sticky and or tacky.
16th Apr '14 7:52:14 PM Willbyr
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* Sperm as guided missiles: Typically in fiction, if a couple have unprotected sex, the woman is absolutely ''guaranteed'' to become pregnant. It doesn't work like this in real life, as anyone who knows people ''trying'' for a baby can probably guess. [[LawOfInverseFertility This is only if the pregnancy can be used for drama, though]]. Otherwise, you can and probably will have a million JamesBond-type characters who go around having rampant sex with the GirlOfTheWeek and never have to face a consequence.

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* Sperm as guided missiles: Typically in fiction, if a couple have unprotected sex, the woman is absolutely ''guaranteed'' to become pregnant. It doesn't work like this in real life, as anyone who knows people ''trying'' for a baby can probably guess. [[LawOfInverseFertility This is only if the pregnancy can be used for drama, though]]. Otherwise, you can and probably will have a million JamesBond-type Film/JamesBond-type characters who go around having rampant sex with the GirlOfTheWeek and never have to face a consequence.
21st Oct '13 7:19:29 PM Willbyr
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31st Aug '12 2:34:35 AM lu127
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However, this also shows up in a lot of FanFic because said fiction tends to be written by teenagers who don't know all that much about sex. It can also be an effect of DidNotDoTheResearch before writing about [[MostWritersAreMale anatomy that]] [[MostFanficWritersAreGirls the author lacks]]. Better to just use a SexyDiscretionShot and call it a day.

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However, this also shows up in a lot of FanFic because said fiction tends to be written by teenagers who don't know all that much about sex. It can also be an effect of DidNotDoTheResearch lack of research before writing about [[MostWritersAreMale anatomy that]] [[MostFanficWritersAreGirls the author lacks]]. Better to just use a SexyDiscretionShot and call it a day.



* Weird anatomy: Occasionally seen in hentai, and really common in fanfics written by virgins. This generally involves misplacing body parts or making them connect, stretch, or move in ways impossible in real life. Sometimes done on purpose in SciFi and {{Fantasy}} but otherwise generally a sign of either ArtisticLicense or DidNotDoTheResearch.

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* Weird anatomy: Occasionally seen in hentai, and really common in fanfics written by virgins. This generally involves misplacing body parts or making them connect, stretch, or move in ways impossible in real life. Sometimes done on purpose in SciFi and {{Fantasy}} but otherwise generally a sign of either ArtisticLicense or DidNotDoTheResearch.lack of research.
4th Jul '12 6:55:54 AM Willbyr
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->''"Thank god for virgin 13-year old females writing gay porn."''\\
-- '''America''', ''Manga/AxisPowersHetalia'', "Buttsex: The Musical"

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->''"Thank god for virgin 13-year old females writing gay porn."''\\
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'''America''', ''Manga/AxisPowersHetalia'', "Buttsex: The Musical"



Compare with HollywoodSex, where the sex is realistic in action but still more idealized than most sex in the real world. See MissConception, TechnicalVirgin, and ButWeUsedACondom for when characters are mis- or uninformed about sex facts.

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Compare with HollywoodSex, IdealizedSex, where the sex is realistic in action but still more idealized than most sex in the real world. See MissConception, TechnicalVirgin, and ButWeUsedACondom for when characters are mis- or uninformed about sex facts.






* "Go fuck yourself!": The euphemism turned literal.

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* "Go fuck yourself!": The euphemism turned literal.literal.

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5th Apr '12 2:03:36 PM shimaspawn
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* Inversely, a lot of pieces focusing on TheirFirstTime or virginity as a fetish will neglect to mention ''any'' difficulties with the breaking of the hymen or bleeding or pain at all, or the woman in question is having so much fun she just gets over it without even taking a breather. Realistically, pain in such a tender spot can be a real show-stopper. A disproportionate amount of fictional writing will conveniently forget that pelvic floor muscles exist at all.

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* Inversely, a lot of pieces focusing on TheirFirstTime or virginity as a fetish will neglect to mention ''any'' difficulties with the breaking of the hymen or bleeding or pain at all, or the woman in question is having so much fun she just gets over it without even taking a breather. Realistically, pain in such a tender spot can be a real show-stopper. A disproportionate amount of fictional writing will conveniently forget that pelvic floor muscles exist at all.
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