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8th Jan '16 8:30:35 AM pittsburghmuggle
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[[folder:Jokes]] * An old joke that pops up in numerous places is some variation of the following (also counts as a MathematiciansAnswer). -->Q: How many bodies are buried in this cemetery? -->A: All of them.[[note]]Not always true if a funeral is currently being held or if the cemetery staff are attending to the grounds, or if the cemetery includes things like above-ground tombs. Nobody is buried in Grant's tomb, but President Grant and his wife Julia are entombed therein.[[/note]] * Another joke (said in a piratey accent): -->Q: How many Rs in '[[OverlyLongGag Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr]]!' [[note]]Of course, due to the joke's answer, this is just shorthand.[[/note]] * A common physics joke: -->Q: How much energy does it take to destroy the universe? -->A: All of it. * A Star Trek joke: -->Q: How many Borg does it take to change a lightbulb?\\ A: [[HiveMind All of them]]! * A Chuck Noris fact: -->Q: How many push-ups can Chuck Noris do? -->A: All of them. [[/folder]]

* An old joke that pops up in numerous places is some variation of the following (also counts as a MathematiciansAnswer). -->Q: How many bodies are buried in this cemetery? -->A: All of them.[[note]]Not always true if a funeral is currently being held or if the cemetery staff are attending to the grounds, or if the cemetery includes things like above-ground tombs. Nobody is buried in Grant's tomb, but President Grant and his wife Julia are entombed therein.[[/note]] * Another joke (said in a piratey accent): -->Q: How many Rs in '[[OverlyLongGag Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr]]!' [[note]]Of course, due to the joke's answer, this is just shorthand.[[/note]] * A common physics joke: -->Q: How much energy does it take to destroy the universe? -->A: All of it. * A Star Trek joke: -->Q: How many Borg does it take to change a lightbulb?\\ A: [[HiveMind All of them]]! * A Chuck Noris fact: -->Q: How many push-ups can Chuck Noris do? -->A: All of them.
8th Jan '16 6:39:15 AM FlowerofMay
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--->'''Wraith Queen'': You don't know what you have done. We are merely the caretakers for those that sleep. When I die, the others will awake. '''All of them.'''
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--->'''Wraith Queen'': Queen''': You don't know what you have done. We are merely the caretakers for those that sleep. When I die, the others will awake. '''All of them.'''
8th Jan '16 6:38:27 AM FlowerofMay
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** Team Atlantis kicks off the plot of the series by storming a Wraith ship and waking up all of the hibernating Wraith who should have slept for many more decades. This results in more attacks on human settlements by Wraith throughout the series, but also results in the Wraith not having enough food to go around which ultimately helps the heroes bring them down. --->'''Wraith Queen'': You don't know what you have done. We are merely the caretakers for those that sleep. When I die, the others will awake. '''All of them.'''
17th Dec '15 1:03:56 PM erforce
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* ''Film/AlienVsPredator''. Two Weyland Industries personnel are looking at thermal satellite images showing a pyramid buried under the ice of MysteriousAntarctica.
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* ''Film/AlienVsPredator''.''Film/AVPAlienVsPredator''. Two Weyland Industries personnel are looking at thermal satellite images showing a pyramid buried under the ice of MysteriousAntarctica.
15th Dec '15 11:53:37 AM nombretomado
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* A variation on this plays out between Admiral Hatchet and Warlord Torok in [[WorldOfWarcraft Silverpine Forest]]:
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* A variation on this plays out between Admiral Hatchet and Warlord Torok in [[WorldOfWarcraft [[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft Silverpine Forest]]:
19th Oct '15 3:30:40 PM triscion
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-->'''Shepard:''' How did you manage to piss off every major merc. organization in the Terminus Systems?\\
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-->'''Shepard:''' How did you manage to piss off every major merc. merc organization in the Terminus Systems?\\
19th Oct '15 3:27:33 PM triscion
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-->'''Shepard''': How'd you manage to piss off every Merc. group on Omega? -->"'''Archangel'''": It wasn't easy. I had to work ''really'' hard at it.
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-->'''Shepard''': How'd -->'''Shepard:''' How did you manage to piss off every Merc. group on Omega? -->"'''Archangel'''": major merc. organization in the Terminus Systems?\\ '''"Archangel":''': It wasn't easy. easy... I ''really'' had to work ''really'' hard at it.
19th Oct '15 3:23:09 PM triscion
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** Also, from "Archangel"'s recruitment mission: -->'''Shepard''': How'd you manage to piss off every Merc. group on Omega? -->"'''Archangel'''": It wasn't easy. I had to work ''really'' hard at it.
7th Oct '15 7:20:12 PM Gregzilla
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* A [[http://my.spill.com/profiles/blog/show?id=947994%3ABlogPost%3A355506 "leaked" version]] of Michael Bay's script for ''Film/TheDarkKnight'' [[spoiler: (It's fake)]] contains a hilarious version of this:
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* A fake [[http://my.spill.com/profiles/blog/show?id=947994%3ABlogPost%3A355506 "leaked" version]] of Michael Bay's script for ''Film/TheDarkKnight'' [[spoiler: (It's fake)]] contains a hilarious version of this:
6th Oct '15 11:39:23 AM Gregzilla
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-->'''Psycho Mantis:''' You! More ice cream! Now!\\ '''Waiter:''' Uh... how much?\\
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-->'''Psycho Mantis:''' You! More ice cream! Now!\\ cream, now!\\ '''Waiter:''' Uh... Uh, how much?\\
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