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-->'''Sunset Shimmer:''' Well, I've never seen you in that world, so... chances are you aren't gonna run into yourself.\\
'''Starlight Glimmer:''' That is something you don't hear every day.

to:

-->'''Sunset Shimmer:''' Well, I've never I haven't ever seen you in that world, so...world. So... chances are you aren't gonna run into yourself.\\
'''Starlight Glimmer:''' That Glimmer:''' ... is something you don't hear every day.
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** From Carlin's abovementioned book: "THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: [[DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnMale 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police.']]”

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** From Carlin's abovementioned above-mentioned book: "THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: [[DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnMale 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police.']]” ']]"



-->'''Klarion:''' You want me and my cat to go in there and help [[ComicBook/{{Zatanna}} the magician]], [[Franchise/{{Batman}} the butler]], and [[Comicbook/HarleyQuinn the psychopathic clown]] to save the talking detective monkey?
-->'''ComicBook/JohnConstantine:''' Yes. Do you have a problem with that?
-->'''Klarion:''' No. I just wanted to say that sentence out loud. Come on, Teekl.
* ''ComicBook/TheTransformersDarkCybertron'' has a conversation between two members of the very quirky [[ComicBook/TheTransformersMoreThanMeetsTheEye Lost Light crew]] and one understandably confused [[CoolOldGuy Kup]].
-->'''Brainstorm:''' How'd you guys manage to open a portal in my chest? Did you harness the power of bickering?\\

to:

-->'''Klarion:''' You want me and my cat to go in there and help [[ComicBook/{{Zatanna}} the magician]], [[Franchise/{{Batman}} the butler]], and [[Comicbook/HarleyQuinn the psychopathic clown]] to save the talking detective monkey?
-->'''ComicBook/JohnConstantine:'''
monkey?\\
'''ComicBook/JohnConstantine:'''
Yes. Do you have a problem with that?
-->'''Klarion:'''
that?\\
'''Klarion:'''
No. I just wanted to say that sentence out loud. Come on, Teekl.
* ''Franchise/{{Transformers}}:
**
''ComicBook/TheTransformersDarkCybertron'' has a conversation between two members of the very quirky [[ComicBook/TheTransformersMoreThanMeetsTheEye Lost Light crew]] and one understandably confused [[CoolOldGuy Kup]].
-->'''Brainstorm:''' --->'''Brainstorm:''' How'd you guys manage to open a portal in my chest? Did you harness the power of bickering?\\



* ''ComicBook/TransformersMoreThanMeetsTheEye'' gives us this when Chromedome goes to visit Brainstorm:
-->'''Chromedome:''' Hey, Brainstorm, it's-- Why is there a giant, naked human in your workshop? And who'd have thought I'd have to ask you that question twice in one lifetime?

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* ''ComicBook/TransformersMoreThanMeetsTheEye'' ''ComicBook/TheTransformersMoreThanMeetsTheEye'' gives us this when Chromedome goes to visit Brainstorm:
-->'''Chromedome:''' --->'''Chromedome:''' Hey, Brainstorm, it's-- Why is there a giant, naked human in your workshop? And who'd have thought I'd have to ask you that question twice in one lifetime?



* From ''Comicbook/BillyBatsonAndTheMagicOfShazam:''
-->'''Mary Marvel:''' Hey! They're not attacking! They're not the ''only'' ones that think you're a cow!
-->'''Captain Marvel:''' Didn't think I'd hear that ''twice'' in one day.
* From ''Comicbook/VoteLoki'':

to:

* From ''Comicbook/BillyBatsonAndTheMagicOfShazam:''
''ComicBook/BillyBatsonAndTheMagicOfShazam:''
-->'''Mary Marvel:''' Hey! They're not attacking! They're not the ''only'' ones that think you're a cow!
-->'''Captain
cow!\\
'''Captain
Marvel:''' Didn't think I'd hear that ''twice'' in one day.
* From ''Comicbook/VoteLoki'':''ComicBook/VoteLoki'':



-->'''Zodon:''' I want her to ''ionize the area'' with the [[PowersViaPossession help]] of ''the ghost of an Indian'' who almost ''electrocuted'' me about [[TimeTravel two hundred years ago]], not go with me to the ''Harvest Ball!''
-->'''Victor:''' Ah, well. ''That'' makes sense.

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-->'''Zodon:''' I want her to ''ionize the area'' with the [[PowersViaPossession help]] of ''the ghost of an Indian'' who almost ''electrocuted'' me about [[TimeTravel two hundred years ago]], not go with me to the ''Harvest Ball!''
-->'''Victor:'''
Ball!''\\
'''Victor:'''
Ah, well. ''That'' makes sense.



-->'''[[spoiler:Kabutops]]''': Hello. I am a [[spoiler:reanimated fossil]].
-->'''One of the Chinchou''': That's something you don't hear every day…

to:

-->'''[[spoiler:Kabutops]]''': --->'''[[spoiler:Kabutops]]:''' Hello. I am a [[spoiler:reanimated fossil]].
-->'''One
fossil]].\\
'''One
of the Chinchou''': Chinchou:''' That's something you don't hear every day…day...



-->'''Brock''': I've never seen someone do an overhand knot with a snake before… And that really shouldn't ever ''need'' to be said.

to:

-->'''Brock''': --->'''Brock:''' I've never seen someone do an overhand knot with a snake before… before... And that really shouldn't ever ''need'' to be said.



-->''"Jack, it’s not a spider, it's a vagina"'', my brain confirming that yes, yes that was the strangest sentence I had ever said.

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-->''"Jack, it’s it's not a spider, it's a vagina"'', my vagina!"'' My brain confirming that yes, yes that was the strangest sentence I had ever said.



'''Phoenix:''' ''(Your Honor, how much shame do you have left after saying something like that?)''\\
\\

to:

'''Phoenix:''' ''(Your Honor, how much shame do you have left after saying something like that?)''\\
\\
that?)''\\\



-->'''Xander:''' I never thought I'd be saying this, but Buffy...
-->'''Buffy:''' Yeah?
-->'''Xander:''' You have to sit with your legs further apart or you'll crush your balls.

to:

-->'''Xander:''' I never thought I'd be saying this, but Buffy...
-->'''Buffy:''' Yeah?
-->'''Xander:'''
Buffy...\\
'''Buffy:''' Yeah?\\
''Xander:'''
You have to sit with your legs further apart or you'll crush your balls.



--> '''Harry:''' We shall obliterate you with our newfound knowledge of spoons!
--> '''Rosier:''' Aye, fear the spoons!

to:

--> '''Harry:''' -->'''Harry:''' We shall obliterate you with our newfound knowledge of spoons!
-->
spoons!\\
'''Rosier:''' Aye, fear the spoons!



--> '''Melkor:''' Mairon, my dear, have we lost a dragon recently?

to:

--> '''Melkor:''' -->'''Melkor:''' Mairon, my dear, have we lost a dragon recently?



-->"Don't blame me! This wouldn't have happened if your moose hadn't electrocuted me! (''beat'') Wow, that's a sentence even ''[[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld I've]]'' never had a reason to say before."

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-->"Don't -->'''Norlock:''' Don't blame me! This wouldn't have happened if your moose hadn't electrocuted me! (''beat'') ''[beat]'' Wow, that's a sentence even ''[[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld I've]]'' never had a reason to say before."



[[folder:Films -- Animation]]
* ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyEquestriaGirlsMagicalMovieNight'': In "Mirror Magic", after Starlight Glimmer suggest to Sunset Shimmer that she visits the human world with her...
-->'''Sunset Shimmer:''' Well, I've never seen you in that world, so... chances are you aren't gonna run into yourself.\\
'''Starlight Glimmer:''' That is something you don't hear every day.
[[/folder]]



-->'''Brady:''' I'm looking to see if Les Camembert is building his diabolical weather machine!
-->'''Mac:''' How often do you hear ''that'' sentence?
-->'''Brady:''' Remember, I told you about the maniacal real estate developer?
-->'''Mac:''' Or that one!

to:

-->'''Brady:''' I'm looking to see if Les Camembert is building his diabolical weather machine!
-->'''Mac:'''
machine!\\
'''Mac:'''
How often do you hear ''that'' sentence?
-->'''Brady:'''
sentence?\\
'''Brady:'''
Remember, I told you about the maniacal real estate developer?
-->'''Mac:'''
developer?\\
'''Mac:'''
Or that one!



-->'''Inigo:''' I do not mean to pry... but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
-->'''Wesley:''' Do you always begin conversations this way?

to:

-->'''Inigo:''' I do not mean to pry... but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
-->'''Wesley:'''
hand?\\
'''Wesley:'''
Do you always begin conversations this way?
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-->'''Waverley''': A brass unicorn has been catapulted across a London street and impaled an eminent surgeon. Words fail me, gentlemen.

to:

-->'''Waverley''': -->'''Waverley:''' A brass unicorn has been catapulted across a London street and impaled an eminent surgeon. Words fail me, gentlemen.




[[folder:Let's Plays]]
* [[LetsPlay Let's Plays]] in general often have this, especially if the game in question has something like an AudienceAlienatingPremise, like ''VideoGame/TheBindingOfIsaac''. Northernlion, well-known for having a 120+ video-long Let's Play of ''The Binding of Isaac'', sometimes says things like "Okay, as soon as I clear these flies, I'm going to shoot that screaming fetus." or "Suck it, Diglett!" (in reference to a type of very annoying burrowing enemy that resembles the Pokémon Diglett). He often lampshades this.
* [[http://lparchive.org/Ultima-VII-The-Black-Gate/Update%2014/ This]] [[LetsPlay Let's Player]] spends an update going over the magic in ''VideoGame/UltimaVII''. When he gets to Cause Fear, he has this to say:
-->Inferior to diapers. I never thought I'd type that, but there you go.
* LetsPlay/{{Slowbeef}}:
** In [[https://web.archive.org/web/20130109065400/http://www.slowbeef.com/MG2/index.html his playthrough]] of ''VideoGame/MetalGear2SolidSnake'', he [[https://web.archive.org/web/20130118112419/http://slowbeef.com/MG2/chap58.html takes time off in chapter 58]] to recount how he mentioned his use of the phrase "It's just not hamster stupid" to a friend.
** Much later, as part of WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}}, he once stated that "LetsPlay/ProtonJon was tricked into doing a Super Mario World ROM hack LP," and then noted that he had trouble believing he actually said such.
* LetsPlay/ProtonJon's ''VideoGame/{{Superman 64}}'' playthrough has a "'Never Thought I'd Say That' Count". As of Stage 6, it's up to 2.
* ''WebVideo/JonTron'' has the following, while playing ''Videogame/TakeshisChallenge'':
-->Never in my life have I said "Goddamnit, I shot the wind again", and ''meant'' it.
* LetsPlay/VanossGamingAndCompany: Many hilarious non-sequiturs have been spoken and then lampshaded by the players:
-->'''[=H2ODelirious=]:''' "Look at that shark eating a cheeseburger!" [[note]]On a ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory''-themed Deathrun map, Delirious found a shark in the toy chest eating a cheeseburger.[[/note]]
-->'''Nogla:''' "Protect me while I [[https://twitter.com/daithidenogla/status/590394855798386689 tweet]] Music/SnoopDogg!" [[note]]One of the objectives on the Zombies map they were playing involved collecting teapots. Confused as to where the last pot was, Nogla decided to tweet Snoop Dogg ("pot" is slang for marijuana) about it and needed someone to protect him while he was doing so.[[/note]]
-->'''[=H2ODelirious=]:''' "Cookie-man, give us a blowjob before we die!" [[note]]Delirious and Vanoss were sitting in a burning car, literally seconds away from exploding, with a friend in the back seat who was wearing a mask that resembled a gingerbread man. Vanoss immediately invokes this trope after a few moments, saying "Pretty sure no-one's ever said '''THAT''' before."[[/note]]
-->'''[=IAMWILDCAT=]:''' "Hey look, it's two pickles and dish soap!"
-->'''[=H2ODelirious=]:''' [[https://youtu.be/2wd1jhDzUSM?t=513 "GIVE BIRTH!"]][[note]]Context: While everybody is chanting "Push!!" during a GTA V Sumo match, Delirious yells this while attempting a labour-related joke.. Evan took some time to realize that absolutely ''no one'' in the world would ever yell this to a woman in labour.[[/note]]
* From the ''[[VideoGame/ColossalCave Adventure]]'' [[http://lparchive.org/Adventure/Update%20118/ Let's Play]] by idonotlikepeas:
-->Wearing the vase was one of the first things we tried.
-->...you know, some sentences you just think you'll never type.
* In Creator/TeamFourStar's playthrough of ''Dragon Ball Z: Sagas'', the guys get a kick out of the fact that the game gives them the occasion to say unusual sentences like "Oh no! He's still legs!"
* While goofing around in ''VideoGame/GarrysMod'', LetsPlay/{{Markiplier}} [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDIB-XKHWfs&t=7m48s asks]] a question for the ages:
-->'''Mark:''' What if I put thrusters on a baby?\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Mark (laughing):''' That's a question that everyone should ask themselves...\\
'''LetsPlay/JackSepticEye:''' That is something I ''never'' thought anyone would say!
[[/folder]]



* ''The Power of Babel'' has the statement, which MakesSenseInContext, "Languages are chock-full of Charlie Brown heads", and lampshades it with a [[FootnoteFever footnote]]: "Never again will that sequence of words be used in the English language."
** All books explaining linguistics to a general audience have a version of this: a sentence that makes sense grammatically but describes bizarre or inconceivable idea (e.g. 'the treacherous, liquid windowpane swam gleefully to the edges of the seas on Mars'). The purpose is to demonstrate that grammar makes language capable of infinite expression despite having at any given time a finite vocabulary.

to:

* ''The Power of Babel'' has the statement, which MakesSenseInContext, "Languages are chock-full of Charlie Brown heads", and lampshades it with a [[FootnoteFever footnote]]: "Never again will that sequence of words be used in the English language."
**
"[[note]] All books explaining linguistics to a general audience have a version of this: a sentence that makes sense grammatically but describes bizarre or inconceivable idea (e.g. 'the "the treacherous, liquid windowpane swam gleefully to the edges of the seas on Mars').Mars"). The purpose is to demonstrate that grammar makes language capable of infinite expression despite having at any given time a finite vocabulary.[[/note]]



* In [[Literature/GentlemanBastard "The Lies of Locke Lamora"]], Calo says, "Rejoice! The Sanza brothers are returned!", and Jean uses this as an insult, wondering "if that particular combination of words has ever been uttered by anyone, before now."

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* ''Literature/GentlemanBastard'': In [[Literature/GentlemanBastard "The Lies of Locke Lamora"]], Lamora", Calo says, "Rejoice! The Sanza brothers are returned!", and Jean uses this as an insult, wondering "if that particular combination of words has ever been uttered by anyone, before now."



-->'''Carly''': Ew, I don't wanna drink pickle juice.
-->'''Freddie''': Well then, you better throw that cupcake hard and hope it's sticky.
-->'''Carly''': ...That's not something you hear every day.

to:

-->'''Carly''': -->'''Carly:''' Ew, I don't wanna drink pickle juice.
-->'''Freddie''':
juice.\\
'''Freddie:'''
Well then, you better throw that cupcake hard and hope it's sticky.
-->'''Carly''': ...
sticky.\\
'''Carly:''' ...
That's not something you hear every day.



-->'''Susan:''' ''[after deciding to flash the rest of the cast to show them how low, pathetic and desperate they've all become]'' But I want you to remember, I intend this breast satirically!\\

to:

-->'''Susan:''' ''[after ** After deciding to flash the rest of the cast to show them how low, pathetic and desperate they've all become]'' become...
--->'''Susan:'''
But I want you to remember, I intend this breast satirically!\\



-->'''Jane:''' I prefer it when firemen go on strike. That's the cutest. You've got a whole protest march of lovely little firemen and you can just pick one off.\\

to:

-->'''Jane:''' --->'''Jane:''' I prefer it when firemen go on strike. That's the cutest. You've got a whole protest march of lovely little firemen and you can just pick one off.\\



* In ''Series/TopGear'':
-->'''Clarkson:''' I've shoved my anarchy flag through my water lilo!\\

to:

* In ''Series/TopGear'':
-->'''Clarkson:''' ** For starter:
--->'''Clarkson:'''
I've shoved my anarchy flag through my water lilo!\\



-->'''Stottlemeyer:''' ''[to the suspect]'' Sir, do we have permission to search your pie?
-->'''Suspect:''' What?
-->'''Stottlemeyer:''' Please don't make me say that again.

to:

-->'''Stottlemeyer:''' ''[to the suspect]'' Sir, do we have permission to search your pie?
-->'''Suspect:''' What?
-->'''Stottlemeyer:'''
pie?\\
'''Suspect:''' What?\\
'''Stottlemeyer:'''
Please don't make me say that again.



* This gem from ''Series/{{MythBusters}}'':
-->'''Kari:''' Now, go on—go back to whatever you're doing—I have an incredibly busy afternoon of stuffing dead birds into sexy lingerie ahead of me.
-->'''The Narrator:''' Now there's a sentence you don't hear very often...

to:

* ''Series/MythBusters'':
**
This gem from ''Series/{{MythBusters}}'':
-->'''Kari:'''
gem:
--->'''Kari:'''
Now, go on—go back to whatever you're doing—I have an incredibly busy afternoon of stuffing dead birds into sexy lingerie ahead of me.
-->'''The
me.\\
'''The
Narrator:''' Now there's a sentence you don't hear very often...



-->'''Frank:''' I'm sorry [[MakesSenseInContext the check got stuck to the chubby hubby]].
-->'''Marie:''' Oh, Frank. You've never said that to me before.
-->'''Robert:''' No one's ever said that before.

to:

-->'''Frank:''' I'm sorry [[MakesSenseInContext the check got stuck to the chubby hubby]]. \n-->'''Marie:''' \\
'''Marie:'''
Oh, Frank. You've never said that to me before. \n-->'''Robert:''' \\
'''Robert:'''
No one's ever said that before.



--->'''John''': I never thought I'd say this, but Alabama, stop showing off your ostentatious wealth.

to:

--->'''John''': --->'''John:''' I never thought I'd say this, but Alabama, stop showing off your ostentatious wealth.



--->'''John''': I never thought I'd say this to someone, because it doesn't really make sense, but I hope someone steals your wallpaper! I don't know why they would Marine, but I hope they do.

to:

--->'''John''': --->'''John:''' I never thought I'd say this to someone, because it doesn't really make sense, but I hope someone steals your wallpaper! I don't know why they would Marine, but I hope they do.



--->'''John''': I never thought I'd say this, but that intergalactic space lord is right!

to:

--->'''John''': --->'''John:''' I never thought I'd say this, but that intergalactic space lord is right!



* ''Series/RussellHowardsGoodNews'' : In Series 10, Episode 1

to:

* ''Series/RussellHowardsGoodNews'' : ''Series/RussellHowardsGoodNews'': In Series 10, Episode 1



* In ''Series/TheMagicians'' Quentin just determined that thanks to some students trying ([[HitlersTimeTravelExemptionAct and failing]]) to kill Hitler, there's a portal to World War II era Great Britain.
-->'''Quentin''': I never thought I'd say this, but thank god for Hitler.\\
'''Julia''': Yeah, no, that still sounds bad.

to:

* In ''Series/TheMagicians'' Quentin just determined that thanks to some students trying ([[HitlersTimeTravelExemptionAct and failing]]) to kill Hitler, there's a portal to World War II era World-War-II-era Great Britain.
-->'''Quentin''': -->'''Quentin:''' I never thought I'd say this, but thank god for Hitler.\\
'''Julia''': '''Julia:''' Yeah, no, that still sounds bad.



-->'''Shaun''': Actually speaking of zombies, and that's not a line you often hear in a news program.
-->(''Cut to clip from ABC News 24'')
-->'''Juanita Phillips''': [[IronicEchoCut Actually, speaking of zombies...]]
-->(''Cut back to Shaun'')
-->'''Shaun''': My mistake.

to:

-->'''Shaun''': -->'''Shaun:''' Actually speaking of zombies, and that's not a line you often hear in a news program.
-->(''Cut
program.\\
''[cut
to clip from ABC News 24'')
-->'''Juanita Phillips''':
24]''\\
'''Juanita Phillips:'''
[[IronicEchoCut Actually, speaking of zombies...]]
-->(''Cut
]]\\
''[cut
back to Shaun'')
-->'''Shaun''':
Shaun]''\\
'''Shaun:'''
My mistake.



-->'''Sherlock Holmes:''' No, I prefer my doctors clean-shaven.
-->'''Dr. John Watson:''' That's not a sentence you hear every day.

to:

-->'''Sherlock Holmes:''' No, I prefer my doctors clean-shaven.
-->'''Dr.
clean-shaven.\\
'''Dr.
John Watson:''' That's not a sentence you hear every day.



-->"But my favourite super ad--Honestly, not something I ever thought I'd say..."

to:

-->"But -->'''Wil :''' But my favourite super ad--Honestly, ad -- Honestly, not something I ever thought I'd say..."



--> '''Mike Britt:''' Now that's something you thought you'd never hear.

to:

--> '''Mike -->'''Mike Britt:''' Now that's something you thought you'd never hear.



'''Farmer:''' No one's ever asked me that before.

to:

'''Farmer:''' No one's No-one's ever asked me that before.



[[folder:Professional Wrestling]]

to:

[[folder:Professional [[folder:Pro Wrestling]]



* [[LetsPlay Let's Plays]] in general often have this, especially if the game in question has something like an AudienceAlienatingPremise, like ''VideoGame/TheBindingOfIsaac''. Northernlion, well-known for having a 120+ video-long Let's Play of ''The Binding of Isaac'', sometimes says things like "Okay, as soon as I clear these flies, I'm going to shoot that screaming fetus." or "Suck it, Diglett!" (in reference to a type of very annoying burrowing enemy that resembles the Pokémon Diglett). He often lampshades this.
* [[http://lparchive.org/Ultima-VII-The-Black-Gate/Update%2014/ This]] [[LetsPlay Let's Player]] spends an update going over the magic in ''VideoGame/UltimaVII''. When he gets to Cause Fear, he has this to say:
-->Inferior to diapers. I never thought I'd type that, but there you go.
* LetsPlay/{{Slowbeef}}:
** In [[https://web.archive.org/web/20130109065400/http://www.slowbeef.com/MG2/index.html his playthrough]] of ''VideoGame/MetalGear2SolidSnake'', he [[https://web.archive.org/web/20130118112419/http://slowbeef.com/MG2/chap58.html takes time off in chapter 58]] to recount how he mentioned his use of the phrase "It's just not hamster stupid" to a friend.
** Much later, as part of WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}}, he once stated that "LetsPlay/ProtonJon was tricked into doing a Super Mario World ROM hack LP," and then noted that he had trouble believing he actually said such.
* LetsPlay/ProtonJon's ''VideoGame/{{Superman 64}}'' playthrough has a "'Never Thought I'd Say That' Count". As of Stage 6, it's up to 2.
* ''WebVideo/JonTron'' has the following, while playing ''Videogame/TakeshisChallenge'':
-->Never in my life have I said "Goddamnit, I shot the wind again", and ''meant'' it.
* LetsPlay/VanossGamingAndCompany: Many hilarious non-sequiturs have been spoken and then lampshaded by the players:
-->'''[=H2ODelirious=]:''' "Look at that shark eating a cheeseburger!" [[note]]On a ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory''-themed Deathrun map, Delirious found a shark in the toy chest eating a cheeseburger.[[/note]]
-->'''Nogla:''' "Protect me while I [[https://twitter.com/daithidenogla/status/590394855798386689 tweet]] Music/SnoopDogg!" [[note]]One of the objectives on the Zombies map they were playing involved collecting teapots. Confused as to where the last pot was, Nogla decided to tweet Snoop Dogg ("pot" is slang for marijuana) about it and needed someone to protect him while he was doing so.[[/note]]
-->'''[=H2ODelirious=]:''' "Cookie-man, give us a blowjob before we die!" [[note]]Delirious and Vanoss were sitting in a burning car, literally seconds away from exploding, with a friend in the back seat who was wearing a mask that resembled a gingerbread man. Vanoss immediately invokes this trope after a few moments, saying "Pretty sure no-one's ever said '''THAT''' before."[[/note]]
-->'''[=IAMWILDCAT=]:''' "Hey look, it's two pickles and dish soap!"
-->'''[=H2ODelirious=]:''' [[https://youtu.be/2wd1jhDzUSM?t=513 "GIVE BIRTH!"]][[note]]Context: While everybody is chanting "Push!!" during a GTA V Sumo match, Delirious yells this while attempting a labour-related joke.. Evan took some time to realize that absolutely ''no one'' in the world would ever yell this to a woman in labour.[[/note]]
* From the ''[[VideoGame/ColossalCave Adventure]]'' [[http://lparchive.org/Adventure/Update%20118/ Let's Play]] by idonotlikepeas:
-->Wearing the vase was one of the first things we tried.
-->...you know, some sentences you just think you'll never type.
* In Creator/TeamFourStar's playthrough of ''Dragon Ball Z: Sagas'', the guys get a kick out of the fact that the game gives them the occasion to say unusual sentences like "Oh no! He's still legs!"
* While goofing around in ''VideoGame/GarrysMod'', LetsPlay/{{Markiplier}} [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDIB-XKHWfs&t=7m48s asks]] a question for the ages:
-->'''Mark:''' What if I put thrusters on a baby?\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Mark (laughing):''' That's a question that everyone should ask themselves...\\
'''LetsPlay/JackSepticEye:''' That is something I ''never'' thought anyone would say!



--->'''Protagonist:''' I want to know the connection between the Elves and the Nazis!
--->'''Snob:''' ...are you aware of the sentence that just came out of your mouth?!

to:

--->'''Protagonist:''' I want to know the connection between the Elves and the Nazis!
--->'''Snob:''' ...
Nazis!\\
'''Snob:''' ...
are you aware of the sentence that just came out of your mouth?!



-->'''Critic:''' So after they escape the singing cat gang...good God, did I just say that?

to:

-->'''Critic:''' So after they escape the singing cat gang... good God, did I just say that?



* Nash and his cohost on live Radio Dead Air version of ''WebVideo/WhatTheFuckIsWrongWithYou'', Tara, have to use these from time to time. In context. ''Based on real life events.'' The following was in response to putting a... [[UnusualEuphemism novelty item]] in your bosses coffee after a man was accused of using it on women.
-->'''Tara:''' And you will know, he is deep throating an invisible cock. [[note]]Such an item does not exist before you ask.[[/note]]\\

to:

* Nash and his cohost on live Radio Dead Air version of ''WebVideo/WhatTheFuckIsWrongWithYou'', Tara, have to use these from time to time. In context. ''Based on real life events.'' ''
**
The following was in response to putting a... [[UnusualEuphemism novelty item]] in your bosses coffee after a man was accused of using it on women.
-->'''Tara:''' --->'''Tara:''' And you will know, he is deep throating an invisible cock. [[note]]Such an item does not exist before you ask.[[/note]]\\



“And the others all have wings. Clearly in order to accomplish proper couplishness wings have to be involved somewhere.”\\
“Well… well stop,” says little Miles indignantly. “I’m not twenty years older than me yet.”

to:

“And "And the others all have wings. Clearly in order to accomplish proper couplishness wings have to be involved somewhere.”\\
“Well…
"\\
"Well...
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18th Jun '17 8:36:01 PM nombretomado
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** WebVideo/ThatDudeInTheSuede once described ''Anime/TheGirlWhoLeaptThroughTime'' as "[[XMeetsY Like]] ''Film/GroundhogDay'' if Bill Murray was a teenage girl." Apparently it's #145 on the list of things he never thought he would say.

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** WebVideo/ThatDudeInTheSuede once described ''Anime/TheGirlWhoLeaptThroughTime'' as "[[XMeetsY "[[JustForFun/XMeetsY Like]] ''Film/GroundhogDay'' if Bill Murray was a teenage girl." Apparently it's #145 on the list of things he never thought he would say.
14th Jun '17 7:58:33 PM ZimFan89
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* ''Fanfic/TheNewAdventuresOfInvaderZim'' has this from Norlock in Episode 13, after he accidentally shatters the [[MacGuffin Meekrob crystal]]:
-->"Don't blame me! This wouldn't have happened if your moose hadn't electrocuted me! (''beat'') Wow, that's a sentence even ''[[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld I've]]'' never had a reason to say before."
12th Jun '17 7:52:11 AM ZimFan89
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** In the segment about the 2017 French presidential election, John plays a clip of National Front candidate Marine Le Pen making a racist comment on refugees by comparing it to inviting people into your home only for them to steal your wallet, brutalize your wife, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking ripping off the wallpaper]]. He uses this to express his disgust back at her:

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** In the segment about the 2017 French presidential election, John plays a clip of National Front candidate Marine Le Pen making a racist comment on refugees by comparing it to inviting people into your home only for them to steal your wallet, brutalize your wife, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking ripping rip off the wallpaper]]. He uses this to express his disgust back at her:


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** When discussing Lord Buckethead, a joke candidate in the UK's 2017 snap election who's made public denouncements about both Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn's lack of preparation for the upcoming Brexit talks:
--->'''John''': I never thought I'd say this, but that intergalactic space lord is right!
4th Jun '17 1:32:04 PM ZimFan89
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** In the segment about the 2017 French presidential election, John plays a clip of National Front candidate Marine Le Pen making a racist comment on refugees by comparing it to inviting people into your home only for them to steal your wallet, brutalize your wife, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking ripping off the wallpaper]]. He uses this to express his disgust back at her:
--->'''John''': I never thought I'd say this to someone, because it doesn't really make sense, but I hope someone steals your wallpaper! I don't know why they would Marine, but I hope they do.
3rd Jun '17 2:22:10 AM WillBGood
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* [[http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Sara-Steege/Kierkegaard_Coyote_smGray.jpg "The Danish philosopher and theologian Soren Kierkegaard as an anthropomorphic coyote."]] ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin.
2nd Jun '17 5:27:14 AM Doug86
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-->'''Klarion:''' You want me and my cat to go in there and help [[ComicBook/{{Zatanna}} the magician]], [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} the butler]], and [[Comicbook/HarleyQuinn the psychopathic clown]] to save the talking detective monkey?

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-->'''Klarion:''' You want me and my cat to go in there and help [[ComicBook/{{Zatanna}} the magician]], [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} [[Franchise/{{Batman}} the butler]], and [[Comicbook/HarleyQuinn the psychopathic clown]] to save the talking detective monkey?
30th May '17 12:42:36 PM Andyroid
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* ''Fanfic/UniverseFalls'': Near the end of "Space Race", Greg tells Steven "Maybe now you'll listen to me about going on crazy space missions... You know, I feel like that's something very few other fathers ever have to say."
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