History Literature / LambTheGospelAccordingToBiff

14th Aug '17 9:15:13 AM isolato
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* TheThreeWiseMen: Balthasar, Gaspar and Melchior. Joshua sets out to find them and learn what is to be the Messiah.
11th Aug '17 11:56:36 AM isolato
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--> ''"If I was basking in the light of his holiness all of the time, how would I take care of him? Who would do all of his [[NecessarilyEvil lying and cheating]] for him?"''ll

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--> ''"If I was basking in the light of his holiness all of the time, how would I take care of him? Who would do all of his [[NecessarilyEvil lying and cheating]] for him?"''llhim?"''
11th Aug '17 8:25:23 AM isolato
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* CaffeineBulletTime: When Joshua for the first time tasted coffee at the Antioch's marketplace, a rapid healing-and-blessing session [[HilarityEnsues ensued]].
-->"“Go with God, and—” Josh spun, jumped, came down with each hand on a stranger’s shoulder and shouted, “Yes! Double healing! Go with God, friends, two times!"


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* MustHaveCaffeine: At the Antioch market Josh and Biff discovered a man selling some hot black drink, which later become their favorite when in the Balthasar's fortress.
-->"He was hugging his coffee beans and mumbling to himself as he had for the whole trip. Praying, I presume."
7th Aug '17 9:10:45 AM isolato
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* ComicSutra: In India, Joshua learns things like yoga from Mlechior the Magus, while Biff learns a number of bizarre sexual positions from a local prostitute, such as "The Rhinoceros Balancing a Jelly Donut" and "Rampant Monkey Collecting Coconuts"... It's lampshaded in the afterword that alleged Kama Sutra positions are completely made up, [[RuleOfFunny but hey]] - there's still weirder stuff in the actual ''Literature/KamaSutra''.

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* ComicSutra: In India, Joshua learns things like yoga from Mlechior Melchior the Magus, while Biff learns a number of bizarre sexual positions from a local prostitute, such as "The Rhinoceros Balancing a Jelly Donut" and "Rampant Monkey Collecting Coconuts"... It's lampshaded in the afterword that alleged Kama Sutra positions are completely made up, [[RuleOfFunny but hey]] - there's still weirder stuff in the actual ''Literature/KamaSutra''.
7th Aug '17 9:09:45 AM isolato
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* ComicSutra: In India, Joshua learns things like yoga from Gaspar the Magus, while Biff learns a number of bizarre sexual positions from a local prostitute, such as "The Rhinoceros Balancing a Jelly Donut on its Horn"...

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* ComicSutra: In India, Joshua learns things like yoga from Gaspar Mlechior the Magus, while Biff learns a number of bizarre sexual positions from a local prostitute, such as "The Rhinoceros Balancing a Jelly Donut on its Horn"...Donut" and "Rampant Monkey Collecting Coconuts"... It's lampshaded in the afterword that alleged Kama Sutra positions are completely made up, [[RuleOfFunny but hey]] - there's still weirder stuff in the actual ''Literature/KamaSutra''.
4th Aug '17 9:25:29 AM Willbyr
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** Raziel. To quote Biff: "The angel confided in me that he is going to ask the Lord if he can become SpiderMan..."
* ComicSutra: While in India, Joshua is learning things like yoga from Gaspar the Magus, Biff learns a number of bizarre sexual positions from a local prostitute. Such as "The Rhinoceros Balancing a Jelly Donut on its Horn"...

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** Raziel. To quote Biff: "The
--->'''Biff''': The
angel confided in me that he is going to ask the Lord if he can become SpiderMan..."
Franchise/SpiderMan...
* ComicSutra: While in In India, Joshua is learning learns things like yoga from Gaspar the Magus, while Biff learns a number of bizarre sexual positions from a local prostitute. Such prostitute, such as "The Rhinoceros Balancing a Jelly Donut on its Horn"...
4th Aug '17 7:15:09 AM isolato
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* PekingDuckChristmas: Biff claims that they started this tradition - eating chinese food on Josh's birthday.


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* StacysMom: Biff's crush on Josh's mom, Mary.
4th Aug '17 6:42:34 AM isolato
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*ComicSutra: While in India, Joshua is learning things like yoga from Gaspar the Magus, Biff learns a number of bizarre sexual positions from a local prostitute. Such as "The Rhinoceros Balancing a Jelly Donut on its Horn"...
14th Jul '17 8:11:54 PM Montanto
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* PingPongNaivete: Biff goes back and forth from being dangerously street wise and being a complete idiot.
17th May '16 3:09:32 PM apfelschorle
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--> ''"If I was basking in the light of his holiness all of the time, how would I take care of him? Who would do all of his for him?"''

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--> ''"If I was basking in the light of his holiness all of the time, how would I take care of him? Who would do all of his lying and cheating for him?"''
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