* ChasteHero: S&#333;suke. He doesn't understand ''anything'' about romance. He thinks that "kissing" is a synonym for CPR, "flirting" means trapping girls in cages and holding them captive at gunpoint, and that a condom is for storing water.
** He actually had no idea what the first two were and likely had to ask what the last one was for. The first two were described to him as "putting your lips together" and "girl hunting" respectively. Considering special forces have been using condoms to keep water out of the barrel of their guns for decades, they're designed to prevent fluid penetration, the fact that they can be used to store liquids isn't too far a leap of logic (how do you think semen doesn't go through it?).
*** His squad was going over the supplies he packed to try and blend in as a high schooler, and they found a condom. Mao asked him if he knew what it was for, and he said storing water. It's a very common survival kit supply item, specifically because of how much water it can hold.

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* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: A ''hair cut'', of all things. The entire scene is treated with a large degree of intimacy, and afterwards Sousuke and Kaname are basically acting as though they just got it on.
** Well, ''normally'' this definitely would sound ridiculous... but since it's ''Sousuke'', [[ItMakesSenseInContext it actually makes sense]], unfortunately. On Sousuke's part, that act was probably the equivalent of them making out, taking into account his [[ChasteHero intimacy]] [[{{Asexuality}} issues]] and the fact that appealing to his [[ThePowerOfTrust trust issues]] turns him on more than anything else (including [[{{Stripperific}} skimpy outfits]] or [[CompletelyMissingThePoint overt flirting]]). And on Kaname's part, this act was pretty much ''the most intimate'' that they've had. And seeing how their relationship thus far had strictly been on a NoHuggingNoKissing basis, her standards of intimacy had probably been lowered considerably. So in other words, yes. The closest thing to sex with Sousuke was giving him a haircut.
*** To go further, even with ''Kaname'' being the one to do it, he ''still'' has trust issues about it that subconsciously bother him later on. He actually has nightmares about it, where she ''slits his throat with the razor''. So yes, to him, it was a bit ''too'' intimate and a ''very'' large sacrifice for him to allow her to do that. Guess she was moving too fast for him.
**** That's partially explained by the fact that apparently he has some sort of "soldier's sense" or something, and there was a loaded gun pointed at him the entire time his hair was being cut.
** And then there's basically any interaction between Gauron and Sousuke.
** Don't forget the "Feudal Japanese Spider-Man" [[ShowWithinAShow show in Second Raid.]] Spider-Man gets this a lot with his webbing, but this time the webbing ''really didn't'' look like webbing at all. Especially when he shot it all over that guy's face.

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* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: A ''hair cut'', of all things. The entire scene is treated with a large degree of intimacy, and afterwards Sousuke and Kaname are acting as though they just got it on. ''Normally'' this would sound ridiculous... but since it's ''Sousuke'', [[ItMakesSenseInContext it makes sense]]. On Sousuke's part, that act was probably the equivalent of them making out, taking into account his [[ChasteHero intimacy]] [[{{Asexuality}} issues]] and the fact that appealing to his [[ThePowerOfTrust trust issues]] turns him on more than anything else (including [[{{Stripperific}} skimpy outfits]] or [[CommicallyMissingThePoint overt flirting]]). On Kaname's part, this act was ''the most intimate'' that they've had. Seeing how their relationship thus far had strictly been on a NoHuggingNoKissing basis, her standards of intimacy had been lowered considerably. So in other words he closest thing to sex with Sousuke was giving him a haircut. [[hottip:*:To go further, even with ''Kaname'' being the one to do it, he ''still'' has trust issues about it that subconsciously bother him later on. He has nightmares about it, where she ''slits his throat with the razor''. So yes, to him, it was a bit ''too'' intimate and a ''very'' large sacrifice for him to allow her to do that. Guess she was moving too fast for him.]]
** The "Feudal Japanese Spider-Man" [[ShowWithinAShow show in Second Raid.]] Spider-Man gets this a lot with his webbing, but this time the webbing ''really didn't'' look like webbing at all. Especially when he shot it all over that guy's face.

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