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27th Nov '16 7:37:59 PM TheWildWestPyro
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* UsefulNotes/GeorgeSPatton and his famous [[ClusterFBomb speech]] to the Third Army. Here's a few extracts from the speech:

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* UsefulNotes/GeorgeSPatton and his famous [[ClusterFBomb speech]] to the Third Army.Army, which was ''very'' popular with his men. Here's a few extracts from the speech:
27th Nov '16 7:36:17 PM TheWildWestPyro
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* UsefulNotes/GeorgeSPatton and his famous [[ClusterFBomb speech]] to the Third Army, including moments such as these:

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* UsefulNotes/GeorgeSPatton and his famous [[ClusterFBomb speech]] to the Third Army, including moments such as these:
Army. Here's a few extracts from the speech:
27th Nov '16 7:35:46 PM TheWildWestPyro
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-->''"All through your army career you men have bitched about what you call 'this chicken-shit drilling.' That is all for a purpose—to ensure instant obedience to orders and to create constant alertness. This must be bred into every soldier. I don't give a fuck for a man who is not always on his toes. But the drilling has made veterans of all you men. You are ready! A man has to be alert all the time if he expects to keep on breathing. If not, some German son-of-a-bitch will sneak up behind him and beat him to death with a sock full of shit. There are four hundred neatly marked graves in Sicily, all because one man went to sleep on the job—but they are German graves, because we caught the bastard asleep before his officer did."''

-->''"When a man is lying in a shell hole, if he just stays there all day, a Boche will get him eventually. The hell with that. My men don't dig foxholes. Foxholes only slow up an offensive. Keep moving. We'll win this war, but we'll win it only by fighting and showing the Germans that we've got more guts than they have or ever will have. We're not just going to shoot the bastards, we're going to rip out their living goddamned guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We're going to murder those lousy Hun cocksuckers by the bushel-fucking-basket."''

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-->''"All through your army career you men have bitched about what you call 'this chicken-shit drilling.' That is all for a purpose—to ensure instant obedience to orders and to create constant alertness. This must be bred into every soldier. I don't give a fuck for a man who is not always on his toes. But the drilling has made veterans of all you men. You are ready! A man has to be alert all the time if he expects to keep on breathing. If not, some German son-of-a-bitch will sneak up behind him and beat him to death with a sock full of shit. shit! There are four hundred neatly marked graves in Sicily, all because one man went to sleep on the job—but they are German graves, because we caught the bastard asleep before his officer did."''

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-->''"When a man is lying in a shell hole, if he just stays there all day, a Boche will get him eventually. The hell with that. ! My men don't dig foxholes. foxholes! Foxholes only slow up an offensive. Keep moving. moving! We'll win this war, but we'll win it only by fighting and showing the Germans that we've got more guts than they have or ever will have. We're not just going to shoot the bastards, we're going to rip out their living goddamned guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. tanks! We're going to murder those lousy Hun cocksuckers by the bushel-fucking-basket."''
bushel-fucking-basket!"''



-->''"Don't forget, you don't know I'm here at all. No word of that fact is to be mentioned in any letters. The world is not supposed to know what the hell they did with me. I'm not supposed to be commanding this army. I'm not even supposed to be in England. Let the first bastards to find out be the goddamned Germans. Some day, I want them to rise up on their piss-soaked hind legs and howl 'Ach! It's the goddamned Third Army and that son-of-a-bitch Patton again!"''

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-->''"Don't forget, [[IWasNeverHere you don't know I'm here at all.all]]. No word of that fact is to be mentioned in any letters. The world is not supposed to know what the hell they did with me. I'm not supposed to be commanding this army. army! I'm not even supposed to be in England. England! Let the first bastards to find out be the goddamned Germans. Some day, I want them to rise up on their piss-soaked hind legs and howl 'Ach! It's the goddamned Third Army and that son-of-a-bitch Patton again!"''
27th Nov '16 7:33:33 PM TheWildWestPyro
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-->''"All through your army career you men have bitched about what you call 'this chicken-shit drilling.' That is all for a purpose—to ensure instant obedience to orders and to create constant alertness. This must be bred into every soldier. I don't give a fuck for a man who is not always on his toes. But the drilling has made veterans of all you men. You are ready! A man has to be alert all the time if he expects to keep on breathing. If not, some German son-of-a-bitch will sneak up behind him and beat him to death with a sock full of shit. There are four hundred neatly marked graves in Sicily, all because one man went to sleep on the job—but they are German graves, because we caught the bastard asleep before his officer did."''

-->''"When a man is lying in a shell hole, if he just stays there all day, a Boche will get him eventually. The hell with that. My men don't dig foxholes. Foxholes only slow up an offensive. Keep moving. We'll win this war, but we'll win it only by fighting and showing the Germans that we've got more guts than they have or ever will have. We're not just going to shoot the bastards, we're going to rip out their living goddamned guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We're going to murder those lousy Hun cocksuckers by the bushel-fucking-basket."''


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-->''"Don't forget, you don't know I'm here at all. No word of that fact is to be mentioned in any letters. The world is not supposed to know what the hell they did with me. I'm not supposed to be commanding this army. I'm not even supposed to be in England. Let the first bastards to find out be the goddamned Germans. Some day, I want them to rise up on their piss-soaked hind legs and howl 'Ach! It's the goddamned Third Army and that son-of-a-bitch Patton again!"''

-->''"Then there's one thing you men will be able to say when this war is over and you get back home. Thirty years from now when you're sitting by your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks, 'What did you do in the great World War Two?' You won't have to cough and say, 'Well, your granddaddy shoveled shit in Louisiana.' No sir, you can look him straight in the eye and say 'Son, your granddaddy rode with the great Third Army and a son-of-a-goddamned-bitch named George Patton!"''
27th Nov '16 7:27:30 PM TheWildWestPyro
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-->I don't want any messages saying 'I'm holding my position.' We're not holding a goddamned thing. We're advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding anything except the enemy's balls. We're going to hold him by his balls and we're going to kick him in the ass; twist his balls and kick the living shit out of him all the time. Our plan of operation is to advance and keep on advancing. We're going to go through the enemy like shit through a tinhorn.

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-->I -->''"I don't want any messages saying 'I'm holding my position.' We're not holding a goddamned thing. thing! We're advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding anything except the enemy's balls. We're going to hold him by his balls and we're going to kick him in the ass; twist his balls and kick the living shit out of him all the time. Our plan of operation is to advance and keep on advancing. We're going to go through the enemy like shit through a tinhorn.
tinhorn!"''
27th Nov '16 7:27:30 PM TheWildWestPyro
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27th Nov '16 7:26:53 PM TheWildWestPyro
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* UsefulNotes/GeorgeSPatton and his glorious, cuss-filled [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_S._Patton's_speech_to_the_Third_Army speech to the Third Army]].

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* UsefulNotes/GeorgeSPatton and his glorious, cuss-filled [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_S._Patton's_speech_to_the_Third_Army speech famous [[ClusterFBomb speech]] to the Third Army]].Army, including moments such as these:

-->I don't want any messages saying 'I'm holding my position.' We're not holding a goddamned thing. We're advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding anything except the enemy's balls. We're going to hold him by his balls and we're going to kick him in the ass; twist his balls and kick the living shit out of him all the time. Our plan of operation is to advance and keep on advancing. We're going to go through the enemy like shit through a tinhorn.
27th Nov '16 7:24:29 PM TheWildWestPyro
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* UsefulNotes/GeorgeSPatton

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* UsefulNotes/GeorgeSPattonUsefulNotes/GeorgeSPatton and his glorious, cuss-filled [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_S._Patton's_speech_to_the_Third_Army speech to the Third Army]].



* UsefulNotes/BenitoMussolini was also fond of his own bombastic voice and gestures. "The bullets pass - Mussolini remains!"

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* UsefulNotes/BenitoMussolini was also fond of his own bombastic voice and gestures. "The bullets pass - Mussolini remains!"remains!" His speeches were extremely hammy too, such as one he made in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvLpB6OKnjA Ancona, 1932]].
21st Sep '16 10:49:43 AM GeniusInTheLamp
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* DCI announcer Brandt Crocker can get pretty hammy during his corps introductions.
--> '''"PHAAAAAMMMMMMREJJMENT!!!!'''[[note]]Translation: Phantom Regiment[[/note]]
3rd Aug '16 5:54:56 PM Bulit
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* 16th President of the Philippines Rodrigo Duterte. He may go a little to far but he is still entertaining to watch.
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