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27th Oct '17 1:27:19 PM Moonstreak
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# If female, under NO circumstances [[CombatStilettos will I or any of my minions wear heels]]. While sexy, they will [[BrokenHeel always break at the worst possible time]], and they impair movement to a significant degree.

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# If female, under NO '''''no''''' circumstances [[CombatStilettos will I or any of my minions wear heels]]. While sexy, they will [[BrokenHeel always break at the worst possible time]], and they impair movement to a significant degree.



# However in a fantasy or science fiction setting, I will always consider the possibility that [[DeathIsCheap death is not permanent]].

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# However However, in a fantasy or science fiction setting, I will always consider the possibility that [[DeathIsCheap death is not permanent]].



# If I am ever short on cash but have a handy new invention, and I have the choice between using this invention to steal money in a heist that will bring me into direct confrontation with the hero, and just selling it on [=eBay=] for tons of cash and collecting anonymously, [[CutLexLuthorACheck I will choose the latter]].

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# If I am ever short on cash but have a handy new invention, and I have the choice between using this invention to steal money in a heist that will bring me into direct confrontation with the hero, hero and just selling it on [=eBay=] for tons of cash and collecting anonymously, [[CutLexLuthorACheck I will choose the latter]].



# I will observe {{the hero}} and their potential {{love interest}}. Should there be any [[WillTheyOrWontThey possibly]] [[BelligerentSexualTension belligerent and]] {{unresolved sexual tension}}, I will plan to vilify the hero to their love interest. These tactics will be subtle so that they don't find out and become a couple with the {{power of love}}.

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# I will observe {{the hero}} and their potential {{love interest}}. Should there be any [[WillTheyOrWontThey possibly]] [[BelligerentSexualTension belligerent and]] {{unresolved sexual tension}}, I will plan to vilify villify the hero to their love interest. These tactics will be subtle so that they don't find out and become a couple with the {{power of love}}.



# Should the hero somehow enter my realm, I will NOT allow him and his party to carry on while I plot his demise. He shall instead be greeted by an airstrike.

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# Should the hero somehow enter my realm, I will NOT ''not'' allow him and his party to carry on while I plot his demise. He shall instead be greeted by an airstrike.



# I will not [[SunglassesAtNight wear my badass sunglasses at night]]. While [[RuleOfCool they do look awesome]], it's not worth impairing my vision. Unless I'm working on something brightly lit for my {{evil plan}}s, I have [[Franchise/ResidentEvil demonic glowing cat eyes]] or [[VideoGame/DeusEx cybernetic augmentations]] that allow me to see in such darkness, [[Literature/ArtemisFowl I'm confronting someone who can mesmerize me by eye contact]], and/or I'm in Alaska or Antarctica around the time of year when the sun is out all the time.

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# I will not [[SunglassesAtNight wear my badass sunglasses at night]]. While [[RuleOfCool they do look awesome]], it's not worth impairing my vision. Unless vision unless I'm working on something brightly lit for my {{evil plan}}s, I have [[Franchise/ResidentEvil demonic glowing cat eyes]] or [[VideoGame/DeusEx cybernetic augmentations]] that allow me to see in such darkness, [[Literature/ArtemisFowl I'm confronting someone who can mesmerize me by eye contact]], and/or I'm in Alaska or Antarctica around the time of year when the sun is out all the time.
27th Oct '17 1:14:41 PM Moonstreak
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# My evil minions will never say "{{It's probably nothing}}" with any serious meaning. Instead, this phrase will be code for "The hero is here! Sound the alarm and bring in reinforcements!"

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# My evil minions will never say "{{It's probably nothing}}" "ItsProbablyNothing" with any serious meaning. Instead, this phrase will be code for "The hero is here! Sound the alarm and bring in reinforcements!"
27th Oct '17 1:12:10 PM Moonstreak
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# If, by any chance, I'd have to interrogate the hero, and a slap in the face isn't enough, I wouldn't even bother, [[TooKinkyToTorture it's just not worth it]]. I'd rather hire an expert.

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# If, by any chance, I'd have to interrogate the hero, hero and a slap in the face isn't enough, I wouldn't even bother, bother; [[TooKinkyToTorture it's just not worth it]]. I'd rather hire an expert.
21st Mar '17 3:09:07 PM doomquokka
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# On a regular basis, my guards and staff will interact socially, that way when someone shows up and claims to be the new guy, my guards can answer "I didn't see you at the 8 o'clock meeting" and shoot the intruder.

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# On a regular basis, my guards and staff will interact socially, that way socially. That way, when someone shows up and claims to be the new guy, my guards can answer "I didn't see you at the 8 o'clock meeting" and shoot the intruder.



# Whenever a vehicle leaves (or enters) my evil fortress, I'll make sure to check every single item inside properly. Furthermore, I'd stab all items, that can handle being penetrated by my pitchfork.

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# Whenever a vehicle leaves (or enters) my evil fortress, I'll make sure to check every single item inside properly. Furthermore, I'd stab all items, items that can handle being penetrated by my pitchfork.



# My evil minions will never say "{{Its probably nothing}}" with any serious meaning. Instead it will be code-words for "The hero is here, sound the alarm and bring in reinforcements!"

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# My evil minions will never say "{{Its "{{It's probably nothing}}" with any serious meaning. Instead it Instead, this phrase will be code-words code for "The hero is here, sound here! Sound the alarm and bring in reinforcements!"



# I will not drink. It impairs judgment. Or do drugs. It's only useful to [[ObfuscatingStupidity pretend]] to be high. Anything else gives the hero an opportunity to shoot me.

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# I will not drink. It impairs judgment. Or I will not do drugs. It's only useful to [[ObfuscatingStupidity pretend]] to be high. Anything else gives the hero an opportunity to shoot me.
5th Mar '17 12:35:09 PM I_love_dragons
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# I will keep all my underlings well paid and give them good working conditions to avoid disgruntled workers being led by the hero into a rebellion. This will include a dental plan.

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# I will keep all my underlings well paid and give them good working conditions to avoid disgruntled workers being led by the hero into a rebellion. [[SignedUpForTheDental This will include a dental plan.]]
5th Mar '17 12:28:58 PM I_love_dragons
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# If the Hero [[OneManArmy mowing down]] my [[WeHaveReserves Legions]] of [[RedshirtArmy Terror]] wouldn't last five minutes against my own [[AuthorityEqualsAsskicking unholy]] [[SorcerousOverlord might]], [[OrcusOnHisThrone I will invest those five minutes]].

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# If the Hero [[OneManArmy mowing down]] my [[WeHaveReserves Legions]] of [[{{Mooks}} of]] [[RedshirtArmy Terror]] wouldn't last five minutes against my own [[AuthorityEqualsAsskicking unholy]] [[SorcerousOverlord might]], [[OrcusOnHisThrone I will invest those five minutes]].
22nd Nov '16 3:53:29 PM MrUnderhill
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# I will not [[SunglassesAtNight wear my badass sunglasses at night]]. While [[RuleOfCool they do look awesome]], it's not worth impairing my vision. Unless I'm working on something brightly lit for my {{evil plan}}s, I have [[Franchise/ResidentEvil demonic glowing cat eyes]] or [[Franchise/DeusEx cybernetic augmentations]] that allow me to see in such darkness, [[Literature/ArtemisFowl I'm confronting someone who can mesmerize me by eye contact]], and/or I'm in Alaska or Antarctica around the time of year when the sun is out all the time.

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# I will not [[SunglassesAtNight wear my badass sunglasses at night]]. While [[RuleOfCool they do look awesome]], it's not worth impairing my vision. Unless I'm working on something brightly lit for my {{evil plan}}s, I have [[Franchise/ResidentEvil demonic glowing cat eyes]] or [[Franchise/DeusEx [[VideoGame/DeusEx cybernetic augmentations]] that allow me to see in such darkness, [[Literature/ArtemisFowl I'm confronting someone who can mesmerize me by eye contact]], and/or I'm in Alaska or Antarctica around the time of year when the sun is out all the time.
22nd Nov '16 3:52:46 PM MrUnderhill
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# I will not wear my badass sunglasses at night. While [[RuleOfCool they do look awesome]], they will impair my vision though. Unless I'm working on something brightly lit for my {{evil plan}}s, I have [[Franchise/ResidentEvil demonic glowing cat eyes]] that allow me to see in such darkness, [[Literature/ArtemisFowl I'm confronting someone who can mesmerize me by eye contact]], and/or I'm in Alaska or Antarctica around the time of year when the sun is out all the time.

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# I will not [[SunglassesAtNight wear my badass sunglasses at night. night]]. While [[RuleOfCool they do look awesome]], they will impair it's not worth impairing my vision though. vision. Unless I'm working on something brightly lit for my {{evil plan}}s, I have [[Franchise/ResidentEvil demonic glowing cat eyes]] or [[Franchise/DeusEx cybernetic augmentations]] that allow me to see in such darkness, [[Literature/ArtemisFowl I'm confronting someone who can mesmerize me by eye contact]], and/or I'm in Alaska or Antarctica around the time of year when the sun is out all the time. time.
19th May '16 11:43:41 AM AHI-3000
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# Speaking of [[EvilOverlordList Rule #8]]: Refrain from tempting fate, period. Last time I did, my army was slaughtered.
# I must not rely on easily hacked machines. Which reminds me: Siri, set a timer for an hour.
25th Apr '16 7:46:35 AM EonArisen
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# Speaking of [[EvilOverlordList Rule #8]]: Refrain from tempting fate, period. Last time I did, my army was slaughtered.
# I must not rely on easily hacked machines. Which reminds me: Siri, set a timer for an hour.
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