History JustForFun / QuantumMariahCareyProblem

18th Oct '16 2:32:08 AM AgProv
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This research is still ongoing and any who have additional new information about the Quantum Mariah Carey Problem or relating to general human Q-value knowledge are encouraged to post it here.

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This research is still ongoing and any who have additional new information about the Quantum Mariah Carey Problem or relating to general human Q-value knowledge are encouraged to post it here. \n [[note]]For instance, the awful apocalyptic possibility that [[MelismaticVocals that bloody vocal tic of hers]], if exponentially multiplied, could set up resonances and vibrations that are capable of shattering the very fabric of reality and destroying the world as we know it.[[/note]]
3rd Jul '16 2:39:57 PM gewunomox
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For a study of a similar problem, see Cliburn et al., "The Value of Love, Using the BobDylan Model," ''Annals of Improbable Research'' 1:5 (1995), reprinted in ''The Best of Annals of Improbable Research''. See also: the Quantum Music/MCHammer problem, which is complicated by a unique time co-ordinate.[[note]]Unfortunately, by its very nature it's not a problem we can touch on. This has been made very clear to us.[[/note]]

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For a study of a similar problem, see Cliburn et al., "The Value of Love, Using the BobDylan Music/BobDylan Model," ''Annals of Improbable Research'' 1:5 (1995), reprinted in ''The Best of Annals of Improbable Research''. See also: the Quantum Music/MCHammer problem, which is complicated by a unique time co-ordinate.[[note]]Unfortunately, by its very nature it's not a problem we can touch on. This has been made very clear to us.[[/note]]
11th Mar '16 3:52:00 PM pablo360
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Finally the Strangist school believe that due to the weird behavior of Mariah Carey, the Q-value must be irrational. This school does not actually have a particular position on what it is ''per se'', just that it must be irrational. Strangist Dualists tend to favor a value of root 2 or root 3, Fictionalist Strangists tend to advocate ei, while Strangist Fanboys tend to advocate "THE ROOT OF A GOOGELPLEX +1", which is strange not because of the value itself, but both because Googol is misspelled and because the square root of a googolplex, plus one or no, is rational.

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Finally the Strangist school believe that due to the weird behavior of Mariah Carey, the Q-value must be irrational. This school does not actually have a particular position on what it is ''per se'', just that it must be irrational. Strangist Dualists tend to favor a value of root 2 or root 3, Fictionalist Strangists tend to advocate ei, while Strangist Fanboys tend to advocate "THE ROOT OF A GOOGELPLEX +1", which is strange not because of the value itself, but both because Googol is misspelled and because the square root of a googolplex, plus one or no, is rational.
rational. "THE ROOT OF IN PARENTHESES A GOOGELPLEX +1", however, is perfectly irrational.
11th Mar '16 3:50:57 PM pablo360
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Finally the Strangist school believe that due to the weird behavior of Mariah Carey, the Q-value must be irrational. This school does not actually have a particular position on what it is ''per se'', just that it must be irrational. Strangist Dualists tend to favor a value of root 2 or root 3, Fictionalist Strangists tend to advocate ei, while Strangist Fanboys tend to advocate "THE ROOT OF A GOOGELPLEX +1"

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Finally the Strangist school believe that due to the weird behavior of Mariah Carey, the Q-value must be irrational. This school does not actually have a particular position on what it is ''per se'', just that it must be irrational. Strangist Dualists tend to favor a value of root 2 or root 3, Fictionalist Strangists tend to advocate ei, while Strangist Fanboys tend to advocate "THE ROOT OF A GOOGELPLEX +1"
+1", which is strange not because of the value itself, but both because Googol is misspelled and because the square root of a googolplex, plus one or no, is rational.
11th Mar '16 3:46:16 PM pablo360
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First of all, the system would mean that everyone's value was a constantly changing variable, and thus any attempts to put a value on Mariah are immediately discredited. Secondly, it defines that all people's values are defined by money, which means that Mariah Carey's value is significatly higher than anyone elses, which isn't necessarily true. Thirdly, if the value of emancipation is equal to Mariah Carey's net worth squared, adjusted for inflation, emancipating the slaves in 1863 would have cost around $3,628,700,543,322,582.00 at the time, and with the currency at the time being backed by the gold standard, adjusted for the price of gold of the time, it would have taken about 7,509,727,945,618 pounds of gold to emancipate the slaves. If we put stock in this view, one must wonder how Lincoln managed to pay to emancipate the slaves. Although it can also be argued that since Mariah Carey did not exist in 1863 she also did not have a net worth. This would mean that emancipating the slaves should have been free. Since history books everywhere tell us this is not the case this leads to a few interpretations. Firstly instead of an everchanging variable her net worth should be chosen from a specific point in time, which point is not known. Secondly that there where other factors in play during the civil war. This would mean that E=MC^2 is a simplification of another more complex equation. Lastly it could mean some kind of cover-up by the [[TheSchizophreniaConspiracy House of The 1000 Year Night]].

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First of all, the system would mean that everyone's value was a constantly changing variable, and thus any attempts to put a value on Mariah are immediately discredited. Secondly, it defines that all people's values are defined by money, which means that Mariah Carey's value is significatly higher than anyone elses, else's, which isn't necessarily true. Thirdly, if the value of emancipation is equal to Mariah Carey's net worth squared, adjusted for inflation, emancipating the slaves in 1863 would have cost around $3,628,700,543,322,582.00 at the time, and with the currency at the time being backed by the gold standard, adjusted for the price of gold of the time, it would have taken about 7,509,727,945,618 pounds of gold to emancipate the slaves. If we put stock in this view, one must wonder how Lincoln managed to pay to emancipate the slaves. Although it can also be argued that since Mariah Carey did not exist in 1863 she also did not have a net worth. This would mean that emancipating the slaves should have been free. Since history books everywhere tell us this is not the case this leads to a few interpretations. Firstly Firstly, instead of an everchanging variable ever-changing variable, her net worth should be chosen from a specific point in time, time; which point is not known. Secondly that Secondly, there where were other factors in play during the civil war. This war, which would mean imply that E=MC^2 is a simplification of another more complex equation. Lastly Lastly, it could mean some kind of cover-up by the [[TheSchizophreniaConspiracy House of The 1000 Year Night]].
Night]]. Of course, this all implies that for the purposes of dimensional analysis and natural units, $1=1 at both the present time and the Civil War era; if this is different or changing, even the simple E=MC[[superscript:2]] becomes much more complicated due to the effects of special relativity and time dilation.
25th Oct '14 7:31:14 AM LongLiveHumour
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Since emancipation was proclaimed true on [[TheAmericanCivilWar Jan. 1, 1863]], we can apply boolean logic to get MC^2 == true != 0. Thus, E == (MC)^2 != 0. But since the entire world exists inside Instrumentality [[WildMassGuessing and/or]] the mind of Haruhi Suzumiya, we know that Mariah Carey is imaginary. So, (MC)^2 < 0... which means that we have negative emancipation. Is this bad or good? Must Mariah Carey exist for us to have an egalitarian society? Truly a disturbing philosophical question...

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Since emancipation was proclaimed true on [[TheAmericanCivilWar [[UsefulNotes/TheAmericanCivilWar Jan. 1, 1863]], we can apply boolean logic to get MC^2 == true != 0. Thus, E == (MC)^2 != 0. But since the entire world exists inside Instrumentality [[WildMassGuessing and/or]] the mind of Haruhi Suzumiya, we know that Mariah Carey is imaginary. So, (MC)^2 < 0... which means that we have negative emancipation. Is this bad or good? Must Mariah Carey exist for us to have an egalitarian society? Truly a disturbing philosophical question...
15th Mar '14 8:45:31 AM waffledoctor87
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A radical new approach is to separate the "squared" from the equation. It's an album, and therefore comes in a squared case. Then, realize that, counting the space between her first name and surname, there are twelve characters. There are tweleve characters in emancipation, as well. Hence we have solved the cipher.

A little simple algebraic manipulation reveals the truth -- namely that the root of emancipation is, in fact, Mariah Carey. Its current formulation is to rule out the possibility of negative Mariah Carey being the root of emancipation.

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A radical new approach is to separate the "squared" from the equation. It's an album, and therefore comes in a squared case. Then, realize that, counting the space between her first name and surname, there are twelve characters. There are tweleve twelve characters in emancipation, as well. Hence we have solved the cipher.

A little simple algebraic manipulation reveals the truth -- namely that the root of emancipation is, in fact, Mariah Carey. Its current formulation is to rule out the possibility of negative Mariah Carey being the root of emancipation.
emancipation. This could mean that Abraham Lincoln is -Mariah Carey...
22nd Feb '14 2:33:51 AM Sekantti
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Unfortunately the Physicists have been phenomenally successful in spreading their lies. However, they have created a momentous problem for themselves. Since so many now believe in the Physicists twisted version of the formula the Physicists are now required to prove their deluded rantings are true. As this would require demonstrating some form of Mass - Energy equivalency it is clearly impossible.

The Physicists desire to prove their version of the formula to be true has resulted in them developing ever more monstrous machines in their drive to square the circle. The latest risks ripping holes in the very fabric of space and time, and spewing forth the daemons of hell onto the Franco-Swiss border. The Physicists try to gloss over these risks and claim that even if it did occur the French military is fully up to the job of handling the situation, [[CheeseEatingSurrenderMonkeys which is absurd in its own right.]]

With each passing generation the Physicists lies become more and more ingrained. A few of us continue to preserve the true meaning of The Formula, and seek out the value of Q. Our numbers continue to dwindle. Some have said that only the discovery of Q is capable of demonstrating to the masses the wool the Physicists have pulled over their eyes, and freeing them from the tyranny. They state that this is the true Emancipation that Mariah foresaw.

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Unfortunately the Physicists have been phenomenally successful in spreading their lies. However, they have created a momentous problem for themselves. Since so many now believe in the Physicists Physicists' twisted version of the formula the Physicists are now required to prove their deluded rantings are true. As this would require demonstrating some form of Mass - Energy equivalency it is clearly impossible.

The Physicists Physicists' desire to prove their version of the formula to be true has resulted in them developing ever more monstrous machines in their drive to square the circle. The latest risks ripping holes in the very fabric of space and time, and spewing forth the daemons of hell onto the Franco-Swiss border. The Physicists try to gloss over these risks and claim that even if it did occur the French military is fully up to the job of handling the situation, [[CheeseEatingSurrenderMonkeys which is absurd in its own right.]]

With each passing generation the Physicists Physicists' lies become more and more ingrained. A few of us continue to preserve the true meaning of The Formula, and seek out the value of Q. Our numbers continue to dwindle. Some have said that only the discovery of Q is capable of demonstrating to the masses the wool the Physicists have pulled over their eyes, and freeing them from the tyranny. They state that this is the true Emancipation that Mariah foresaw.
28th Nov '13 7:53:17 PM Nohbody
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For a study of a similar problem, see Cliburn et al., "The Value of Love, Using the BobDylan Model," ''Annals of Improbable Research'' 1:5 (1995), reprinted in ''The Best of Annals of Improbable Research''. See also: the Quantum MCHammer problem, which is complicated by a unique time co-ordinate.[[note]]Unfortunately, by its very nature it's not a problem we can touch on. This has been made very clear to us.[[/note]]

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For a study of a similar problem, see Cliburn et al., "The Value of Love, Using the BobDylan Model," ''Annals of Improbable Research'' 1:5 (1995), reprinted in ''The Best of Annals of Improbable Research''. See also: the Quantum MCHammer Music/MCHammer problem, which is complicated by a unique time co-ordinate.[[note]]Unfortunately, by its very nature it's not a problem we can touch on. This has been made very clear to us.[[/note]]
11th Jul '13 9:20:27 PM JIKTV
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The Quantum Mariah Carey Problem is simple: if you put MariahCarey into an equation, what would her value be?

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The Quantum Mariah Carey Problem is simple: if you put MariahCarey Music/MariahCarey into an equation, what would her value be?
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