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29th Jan '18 9:21:33 PM nombretomado
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# Guards at my bases will be equipped at least as well as the [[UsefulNotes/YanksWithTanks US Armed Forces]], and at least as well trained as [[UsefulNotes/BritsWithBattleships Royal Marines.]] If not the [[TheModernDayRambo SAS.]]

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# Guards at my bases will be equipped at least as well as the [[UsefulNotes/YanksWithTanks US Armed Forces]], and at least as well trained as [[UsefulNotes/BritsWithBattleships Royal Marines.]] If not the [[TheModernDayRambo [[UsefulNotes/TheModernDayRambo SAS.]]
27th Jan '18 7:20:11 PM Malady
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# [[Series/{{Torchwood}} Alien Sex]] is [[{{Hyperdrive}} Danger Sex.]]

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# [[Series/{{Torchwood}} Alien Sex]] is [[{{Hyperdrive}} [[Series/{{Hyperdrive}} Danger Sex.]]
23rd Dec '17 5:21:25 PM nombretomado
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# Guards at my bases will be equipped at least as well as the [[UsefulNotes/YanksWithTanks US Armed Forces]], and at least as well trained as [[BritsWithBattleships Royal Marines.]] If not the [[TheModernDayRambo SAS.]]

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# Guards at my bases will be equipped at least as well as the [[UsefulNotes/YanksWithTanks US Armed Forces]], and at least as well trained as [[BritsWithBattleships [[UsefulNotes/BritsWithBattleships Royal Marines.]] If not the [[TheModernDayRambo SAS.]]
5th Dec '17 3:02:04 PM AHI-3000
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This is a guide for anyone who leads [[TheMenInBlack a counter-alien government agency]], protecting Earth from threats of extraterrestrial origin and [[TheMasquerade concealing the truth of their existence from the public]]. Also, please note that this advice should work equally well for organizations dealing with any kind of [[SciFiKitchenSink paranormal]], [[FantasyKitchenSink supernatural]], [[ScienceFantasy or other unusual threats]].

This is part of the JustForFun/TVTropesHowToGuides and JustForFun/TheUniversalGenreSavvyGuide. See JustForFun/HowToInvadeAnAlienPlanet and JustForFun/WhyYouShouldDestroyThePlanetEarth to learn from [[AliensAreBastards the enemy's]] [[AlienInvasion point of view]].

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This is a guide for [[TheLeader anyone who leads leads]] [[TheMenInBlack a counter-alien government agency]], protecting Earth agency]]; your job is defending Earth's inhabitants from threats of extraterrestrial origin [[AliensAreBastards hostile]] [[AlienInvasion extraterrestrials]], establishing relations with [[InnocentAliens friendly extraterrestrials]], and [[TheMasquerade concealing the truth of their existence from the global public]]. Also, And also, please note that this advice should work equally well for organizations dealing with any kind of [[SciFiKitchenSink paranormal]], [[FantasyKitchenSink supernatural]], [[ScienceFantasy or other unusual threats]].

This page is part of the JustForFun/TVTropesHowToGuides JustForFun/TVTropesHowToGuides, and related to JustForFun/TheUniversalGenreSavvyGuide. See To learn more information from the enemy's point of view, also see JustForFun/HowToInvadeAnAlienPlanet and JustForFun/WhyYouShouldDestroyThePlanetEarth to learn from [[AliensAreBastards the enemy's]] [[AlienInvasion point of view]].JustForFun/WhyYouShouldDestroyThePlanetEarth.
5th Dec '17 11:59:06 AM AHI-3000
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'''Things to think about if I ever run [[TheMenInBlack a counter-alien government agency]].''' [[note]]Works equally well for organizations dealing with any kind of [[SciFiKitchenSink paranormal]], [[FantasyKitchenSink supernatural]], [[ScienceFantasy or other unusual threats]].[[/note]]

Part of JustForFun/TheUniversalGenreSavvyGuide.

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'''Things to think about if I ever run This is a guide for anyone who leads [[TheMenInBlack a counter-alien government agency]].''' [[note]]Works agency]], protecting Earth from threats of extraterrestrial origin and [[TheMasquerade concealing the truth of their existence from the public]]. Also, please note that this advice should work equally well for organizations dealing with any kind of [[SciFiKitchenSink paranormal]], [[FantasyKitchenSink supernatural]], [[ScienceFantasy or other unusual threats]].[[/note]]

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threats]].

This is part
of JustForFun/TheUniversalGenreSavvyGuide.the JustForFun/TVTropesHowToGuides and JustForFun/TheUniversalGenreSavvyGuide. See JustForFun/HowToInvadeAnAlienPlanet and JustForFun/WhyYouShouldDestroyThePlanetEarth to learn from [[AliensAreBastards the enemy's]] [[AlienInvasion point of view]].
4th Dec '17 11:52:37 AM AHI-3000
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!'''Foundational Principles'''

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!Maintaining the Masquerade

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!Facilities

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!Security Procedures

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!Working With Others

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!Weapons and combat procedures

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4th Dec '17 11:40:41 AM AHI-3000
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# I am an equal opportunity employer. Ethnic slurs, as well as spur-of-the-moment xeno-slurs, are not to be tolerated. The last thing we need is a war because someone was compared to a [[BrainInAJar water cooler]]. Or a [[Series/DoctorWho pepperpot]].

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# I am an equal opportunity equal-opportunity employer. Ethnic slurs, as well as spur-of-the-moment xeno-slurs, [[FantasticSlur xeno-slurs]], are not to be tolerated. The last thing we need is a war because someone was compared to a [[BrainInAJar water cooler]]. Or cooler]], or a [[Series/DoctorWho pepperpot]].pepper pot]].
29th Nov '17 7:50:30 PM Xtifr
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** In fact, if I'm running an organization with national backing, I will actually liaise with said nation's armed forces, and make sure that there's a cadre of clued-in Special Forces troopers ready to work with me. Some threats don't go down to bullets and grenades, but there's a peace of mind to knowing that Eryx antitank missiles or--failing that--[[Literature/TheLaundrySeries the Artists' Rifles]] will be able to respond. If at any point I am outgunned, it should be well after I've exhausted every possible option in my nation's arsenal.

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** In fact, if I'm running an organization with national backing, I will actually liaise with said nation's armed forces, and make sure that there's a cadre of clued-in Special Forces troopers ready to work with me. Some threats don't go down to bullets and grenades, but there's a peace of mind to knowing that Eryx antitank missiles or--failing that--[[Literature/TheLaundrySeries that--[[Literature/TheLaundryFiles the Artists' Rifles]] will be able to respond. If at any point I am outgunned, it should be well after I've exhausted every possible option in my nation's arsenal.
14th Nov '17 3:07:09 PM MasterFuzzy
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# If possible, I will commission an animated cartoon, anime, or [[Franchise/StargateVerse cheesy live-action series]] depicting people somewhat like us fighting aliens somewhat like the ones we fight. [[FictionAsCoverUp This will allow me to better pass off any sighting as part of a live-action movie]].

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# If possible, I will commission an animated cartoon, anime, or [[Franchise/StargateVerse cheesy live-action series]] depicting people somewhat like us fighting aliens somewhat like the ones we fight. [[FictionAsCoverUp This will allow me to better pass off any sighting as part of a live-action movie]]. It will also mean that if someone discovers the existence of my organization and tries researching it, they'll have to slog through articles about the show itself, which should hopefully deter them




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** I will also remember that guys wearing black suits and sunglasses in the middle of a college, suburban community, etc are not exactly inconspicuous. Therefore, if my agents are investigating something unusual, they will dress in clothing appropriate to the area.




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# All of my bases will have air vents no larger than necessary and which include some kind anti-intruder countermeasures. I am ''not'' having enemies sneak around [[AirVentPassageway through the ventilation shafts.]]
13th Oct '17 3:05:41 PM Gerusz
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** However, before making any moves based on the assumption that the aliens are more advanced, [[Literature/TheRoadNotTaken I will ascertain that they actually ''are'' more advanced.]]

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** However, before making any moves based on the assumption that the aliens are more advanced, [[Literature/TheRoadNotTaken I will ascertain that they actually ''are'' are more advanced.]]
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