History IronicEcho / LiveActionTV

21st Apr '17 10:51:03 AM gb00393
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** Davos does this in "Garden of Bones", while smuggling Melisandre to the cliffs near Renly's camp:
--> '''Davos:''' Someone once told me the night is dark and full of terrors.
21st Apr '17 5:00:19 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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::Then, after Fajo is placed in custody for his crimes and has his extensive illegally obtained collection returned to their respective owners, Data visits Fajo in the brig. Fajo bitterly remarks over how he has lost everything and is now in Data's collection, which he assumes gives Data "great pleasure." To which Data replies:
--->'''Data:''' No sir, it does not. I do not feel pleasure. I am ''only an android.''

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::Then, *** Then, after Fajo is placed in custody for his crimes and has his extensive illegally obtained collection returned to their respective owners, Data visits Fajo in the brig. Fajo bitterly remarks over how he has lost everything and is now in Data's collection, which he assumes gives Data "great pleasure." To which Data replies:
--->'''Data:''' ---->'''Data:''' No sir, it does not. I do not feel pleasure. I am ''only an android.''
21st Apr '17 4:59:49 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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-->'''Sheldon''': Consider this unlikely, but very plausible scenario: A young woman alone in the big city, her ridiculous dream of becoming an actress lies shattered about her.
-->'''Penny''': Hey, wait a minute!
-->'''Howard''': Hang on, let's see where he's going.
-->'''Sheldon''': Then it hits her-- how is she going to survive? She has no prospects, no marketable skills. And then one day, she meets [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg a group of geniuses, and their friend Howard]].
-->'''Howard''': Hey, I--
-->'''Penny''': Hang on, let's see where he's going.

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-->'''Sheldon''': Consider this unlikely, but very plausible scenario: A young woman alone in the big city, her ridiculous dream of becoming an actress lies shattered about her.
-->'''Penny''':
her.\\
'''Penny''':
Hey, wait a minute!
-->'''Howard''':
minute!\\
'''Howard''':
Hang on, let's see where he's going.
-->'''Sheldon''':
going.\\
'''Sheldon''':
Then it hits her-- her -- how is she going to survive? She has no prospects, no marketable skills. And then one day, she meets [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg a group of geniuses, and their friend Howard]].
-->'''Howard''':
Howard]].\\
'''Howard''':
Hey, I--
-->'''Penny''':
I--\\
'''Penny''':
Hang on, let's see where he's going.



--> '''Xander:''' And the glorified bricklayer picks up a spare.

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--> '''Xander:''' --->'''Xander:''' And the glorified bricklayer picks up a spare.



-->'''Harriet Jones:''' Harriet Jones, former Prime Minister.\\
'''[[spoiler:Dalek]]:''' Yes, we know who you are.\\

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-->'''Harriet --->'''Harriet Jones:''' Harriet Jones, former Prime Minister.\\
'''[[spoiler:Dalek]]:''' Yes, [[AC:Yes, we know who you are.\\]]\\



---> '''Goddard:''' Take him, wipe his memory.\\

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---> '''Goddard:''' ---->'''Goddard:''' Take him, wipe his memory.\\



--> '''Dalek:''' We are the same.
--> '''Doctor:''' ''We're not the same''! I'm not... no, wait. Maybe we are. You're right, yeah, okay. You've got a point. Because I know what to do. I know what should happen. I know what you deserve. ''*sadistic grin*'' '''Exterminate'''! ''*yanks down the shock lever*''

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--> '''Dalek:''' We --->'''Dalek:''' [[AC:We are the same.
-->
same.]]\\
'''Doctor:''' ''We're not the same''! I'm not... no, wait. Maybe we are. You're right, yeah, okay. You've got a point. Because I know what to do. I know what should happen. I know what you deserve. ''*sadistic grin*'' '''Exterminate'''! ''*yanks down the shock lever*''



-->'''Cyber-Yvonne:''' I did my duty. For queen. And country. I did my duty. For queen and country...

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-->'''Cyber-Yvonne:''' --->'''Cyber-Yvonne:''' I did my duty. For queen. And country. I did my duty. For queen and country...



-->"Did I fall asleep?"\\

to:

-->"Did --->"Did I fall asleep?"\\



-->A few episodes later Sandoval's [[TheVirus CVI]] is breaking down and the [[LaResistance resistance]] needs to re-implant him with a new one to keep up Boone's cover.
-->'''Agent Ronald Sandoval''': Where's my wife?! Where's Dee Dee?!?\\
'''William Boone''': I can assure you that she felt no pain. ''{{Beat}}'' You don't have to thank me.

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-->A ** A few episodes later Sandoval's [[TheVirus CVI]] is breaking down and the [[LaResistance resistance]] needs to re-implant him with a new one to keep up Boone's cover.
-->'''Agent --->'''Agent Ronald Sandoval''': Where's my wife?! Where's Dee Dee?!?\\
'''William Boone''': I can assure you that she felt no pain. ''{{Beat}}'' ''({{beat}})'' You don't have to thank me.



-->'''Cassie Lynn''': Look, Becky Sue. Poor Laura has worked so hard, and now she's gonna have to drop out of the race.
-->'''Laura''': What are you talking about?
-->'''Cassie Lynn''': Well, we just got some very hot photos of you being romanced by the prince of passion, here.
-->'''Steve''': What? But she just slipped and I caught her, that's all.
-->'''Cassie Lynn''': Becky Sue, we should put those pictures in the school paper!
-->'''Becky Sue''': ''(sarcastically)'' Oh, we couldn't do that. Everyone would think that Laura's in love with Steve Urkel, and no one would vote for her.
-->''(Cassie Lynn and Becky Sue gasp and giggle)''
-->'''Steve''': But I told you, I just caught her, that's all!
-->'''Cassie Lynn''': That may be what happened, but that won't be what people believe. They just love juicy gossip.
** Steve takes matters into his own hands following this, getting Cassie Lynn alone and then having Eddie snap pictures of them as he kisses her dramatically. This exchange follows:
-->'''Steve''': Why, I can see the headlines now! "Nubbles Sucks Face with Nerd!"
-->'''Cassie Lynn''': You wouldn't.
-->'''Steve''': Would.
-->'''Cassie Lynn''': You couldn't.
-->'''Steve''': Could.
-->'''Cassie Lynn''': But, it's a lie! You kissed me. I didn't kiss you.
-->'''Steve''': Well, that may be what happened, but it won't be what the people believe. People just love juicy gossip!

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-->'''Cassie --->'''Cassie Lynn''': Look, Becky Sue. Poor Laura has worked so hard, and now she's gonna have to drop out of the race.
-->'''Laura''':
race.\\
'''Laura''':
What are you talking about?
-->'''Cassie
about?\\
'''Cassie
Lynn''': Well, we just got some very hot photos of you being romanced by the prince of passion, here.
-->'''Steve''':
here.\\
'''Steve''':
What? But she just slipped and I caught her, that's all.
-->'''Cassie
all.\\
'''Cassie
Lynn''': Becky Sue, we should put those pictures in the school paper!
-->'''Becky
paper!\\
'''Becky
Sue''': ''(sarcastically)'' Oh, we couldn't do that. Everyone would think that Laura's in love with Steve Urkel, and no one would vote for her.
-->''(Cassie
her.\\
''(Cassie
Lynn and Becky Sue gasp and giggle)''
-->'''Steve''':
giggle)''\\
'''Steve''':
But I told you, I just caught her, that's all!
-->'''Cassie
all!\\
'''Cassie
Lynn''': That may be what happened, but that won't be what people believe. They just love juicy gossip.
** *** Steve takes matters into his own hands following this, getting Cassie Lynn alone and then having Eddie snap pictures of them as he kisses her dramatically. This exchange follows:
-->'''Steve''': ---->'''Steve''': Why, I can see the headlines now! "Nubbles Sucks Face with Nerd!"
-->'''Cassie
Nerd!"\\
'''Cassie
Lynn''': You wouldn't.
-->'''Steve''': Would.
-->'''Cassie
wouldn't.\\
'''Steve''': Would.\\
'''Cassie
Lynn''': You couldn't.
-->'''Steve''': Could.
-->'''Cassie
couldn't.\\
'''Steve''': Could.\\
'''Cassie
Lynn''': But, it's a lie! You kissed me. I didn't kiss you.
-->'''Steve''':
you.\\
'''Steve''':
Well, that may be what happened, but it won't be what the people believe. People just love juicy gossip!



-->'''Einstein:''' Time.\\

to:

-->'''Einstein:''' --->'''Einstein:''' Time.\\



-->'''House:''' Fine; you don't help us, we don't help you. Your lungs slowly fill with fluid. You gasp to catch every breath but never can. Every breath is petrifying. It'll be slow, painful, torturous.

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-->'''House:''' --->'''House:''' Fine; you don't help us, we don't help you. Your lungs slowly fill with fluid. You gasp to catch every breath but never can. Every breath is petrifying. It'll be slow, painful, torturous.



-->'''Patient:''' My lungs will slowly fill with fluid. I'll gasp to catch every breath but never can. Every breath will be petrifying. It'll be slow, painful, torturous. You really gonna let me die like that?

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-->'''Patient:''' ---->'''Patient:''' My lungs will slowly fill with fluid. I'll gasp to catch every breath but never can. Every breath will be petrifying. It'll be slow, painful, torturous. You really gonna let me die like that?



-->'''Gerard''': Her body is mine!
-->'''Kimble''': Wait! Where am ''I'' supposed to go!?
-->'''Terry''': Nowhere! Game over, better luck next time. (''[[HeroicSacrifice points her gun at her head and fires]]'')

to:

-->'''Gerard''': Her body is mine!
-->'''Kimble''':
mine!\\
'''Kimble''':
Wait! Where am ''I'' supposed to go!?
-->'''Terry''':
go!?\\
'''Terry''':
Nowhere! Game over, better luck next time. (''[[HeroicSacrifice points her gun at her head and fires]]'')



-->'''Scott''': Ever heard the expression "too much of a good thing"?
-->'''Dillon''': Heard of it. Don't buy it.

to:

-->'''Scott''': --->'''Scott''': Ever heard the expression "too much of a good thing"?
-->'''Dillon''':
thing"?\\
'''Dillon''':
Heard of it. Don't buy it.



-->'''Dillon''': Whoa, whoa, whoa, haven't you ever heard of downshifting?!
-->''(Scott stops the car successfully)''
-->'''Scott''': Heard of it. Don't buy it.
-->''(Dillon smirks)''

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-->'''Dillon''': ---->'''Dillon''': Whoa, whoa, whoa, haven't you ever heard of downshifting?!
-->''(Scott
downshifting?!\\
''(Scott
stops the car successfully)''
-->'''Scott''':
successfully)''\\
'''Scott''':
Heard of it. Don't buy it.
-->''(Dillon
it.\\
''(Dillon
smirks)''



-->'''Dr. K''': Ranger Series Black, you still owe me three minutes of shield-sequence training.
-->'''Dillon''': Bill me.
-->''(Dillon opens the fridge…and a laser pulse cannon extends out)''
-->'''Dillon''': [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe You've got to be kidding]].
-->'''Dr. K''': Shall we begin?
-->''(Dillon is blasted across the room)''

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-->'''Dr. --->'''Dr. K''': Ranger Series Black, you still owe me three minutes of shield-sequence training.
-->'''Dillon''':
training.\\
'''Dillon''':
Bill me.
-->''(Dillon
me.\\
''(Dillon
opens the fridge…and fridge... and a laser pulse cannon extends out)''
-->'''Dillon''':
out)''\\
'''Dillon''':
[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe You've got to be kidding]].
-->'''Dr.
kidding]].\\
'''Dr.
K''': Shall we begin?
-->''(Dillon ''(Dillon is blasted across the room)''



-->'''Tenaya 7''': Nice shield. But that was five seconds, Ranger Black. Your time's up.
-->'''Dillon''': So is yours. Right, Doc?
-->'''Dr. K''': Shall we begin?
-->''(Dillon throws open the fridge, and the cannon comes out, pointing straight at Tenaya's hand)''
-->'''Tenaya 7''': You gotta be kidding me.
-->''(Display monitor for her hand's camera goes to static)''

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-->'''Tenaya ---->'''Tenaya 7''': Nice shield. But that was five seconds, Ranger Black. Your time's up.
-->'''Dillon''':
up.\\
'''Dillon''':
So is yours. Right, Doc?
-->'''Dr.
Doc?\\
'''Dr.
K''': Shall we begin?
-->''(Dillon
begin?\\
''(Dillon
throws open the fridge, and the cannon comes out, pointing straight at Tenaya's hand)''
-->'''Tenaya
hand)''\\
'''Tenaya
7''': You gotta be kidding me.
-->''(Display
me.\\
''(Display
monitor for her hand's camera goes to static)''



-->'''Dr. K''': Your ability to drive the Series Black Zord Attack Vehicle is needed to add firepower to the Megazord configurations.
-->'''Dillon''': If that thing has a steering wheel, I can drive it.
-->'''Dr. K''': In order to channel enough energy to power the Zord, you must first master your suit's five-second invincibility-shield burst.

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-->'''Dr. --->'''Dr. K''': Your ability to drive the Series Black Zord Attack Vehicle is needed to add firepower to the Megazord configurations.
-->'''Dillon''':
configurations.\\
'''Dillon''':
If that thing has a steering wheel, I can drive it.
-->'''Dr.
it.\\
'''Dr.
K''': In order to channel enough energy to power the Zord, you must first master your suit's five-second invincibility-shield burst.



-->'''Dillon''': Doc, we need some firepower here. Do you think I can handle my Zord?
-->'''Dr. K''': It has a steering wheel, so you should be able to drive it, right?
-->'''Dillon''': Now you're talking.

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-->'''Dillon''': ---->'''Dillon''': Doc, we need some firepower here. Do you think I can handle my Zord?
-->'''Dr.
Zord?\\
'''Dr.
K''': It has a steering wheel, so you should be able to drive it, right?
-->'''Dillon''':
right?\\
'''Dillon''':
Now you're talking.



-->'''Riker:''' Pinocchio is broken. Its strings have been cut.

to:

-->'''Riker:''' --->'''Riker:''' Pinocchio is broken. Its strings have been cut.



-->'''Fajo:''' If only you could feel rage over Varria's death... feel the need for revenge... then maybe you could fire. But you're ''only an android.''
** Then, after Fajo is placed in custody for his crimes and has his extensive illegally obtained collection returned to their respective owners, Data visits Fajo in the brig. Fajo bitterly remarks over how he has lost everything and is now in Data's collection, which he assumes gives Data "great pleasure." To which Data replies:
-->'''Data:''' No sir, it does not. I do not feel pleasure. I am ''only an android.''

to:

-->'''Fajo:''' --->'''Fajo:''' If only you could feel rage over Varria's death... feel the need for revenge... then maybe you could fire. But you're ''only an android.''
** Then, ::Then, after Fajo is placed in custody for his crimes and has his extensive illegally obtained collection returned to their respective owners, Data visits Fajo in the brig. Fajo bitterly remarks over how he has lost everything and is now in Data's collection, which he assumes gives Data "great pleasure." To which Data replies:
-->'''Data:''' --->'''Data:''' No sir, it does not. I do not feel pleasure. I am ''only an android.''



-->'''Jellico:''' Let's drop the ranks for a minute. I don't like you. I think you're insubordinate, arrogant, willful, and I don't think you're a particularly good First Officer...but you are also the best pilot on this ship.\\

to:

-->'''Jellico:''' --->'''Jellico:''' Let's drop the ranks for a minute. I don't like you. I think you're insubordinate, arrogant, willful, and I don't think you're a particularly good First Officer...but you are also the best pilot on this ship.\\
10th Apr '17 2:14:11 PM gb00393
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** In "Two Swords," Arya recites back to Polliver exactly what he said before killing Lommy Greenhands before killing him in the same way.
** The Frey men-at-arms chant their victim's battle cry as they parade his desecrated body around.

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** In "Two Swords," Arya recites back to Polliver exactly what he said before killing Lommy Greenhands before killing him in the same way.
way. "Something wrong with your leg, boy? Can you walk? Need me to carry you? Fine little blade, maybe I'll pick my teeth with it."
** The Frey men-at-arms chant their victim's battle cry as they parade his desecrated body around.
24th Mar '17 7:24:31 AM RobTan
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** In "The Poison Sky", Luke Rattigan, the Sontaran's former UnwittingPawn echoes the Sontaran chant with a contemptuous "Sontar? HA!" before blowing up their ship.

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** In "The Poison Sky", Luke Rattigan, the Sontaran's former UnwittingPawn UnwittingPawn, echoes the Sontaran chant with a contemptuous "Sontar? HA!" before blowing up their ship.
24th Mar '17 7:24:22 AM RobTan
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** In "The Poison Sky", Luke Rattigan, the Sontaran's former UnwittingPawn echoes the Sontaran chant with a contemptuous "Sontar? HA!" before blowing up their ship.
15th Mar '17 6:01:44 AM Valiona
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** Septa Unella greets her captives with an emotionless "Confess," uninterested in hearing any threats or pleas from them that don't involve confession, and chants "Shame, shame," during [[spoiler:Cersei]]'s "walk of punishment." In "The Winds Of Winter," [[spoiler:Cersei, now having Unella at her mercy]], greets her with a mocking "Confess," while smugly recounting [[spoiler:her]] own misdeeds and saying Unella should confess that she enjoyed torturing her prisoners. Before [[spoiler:leaving Unella to be raped and killed by Gregor Clegane, Cersei]] repeats, "Shame, Shame."
14th Feb '17 3:23:25 PM JohnnyHuang
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* ''Series/BoyMeetsWorld'': "This... is... the most ''beautiful'' dress... I have ever seen!" First Topanga says it regarding the wedding dresses she hand-picks for the bridesmaids despite Morgan's blatant hatred towards them, and then Morgan utters the same sentence upon seeing Topanga wearing the wedding dress Amy has in mind for Topanga later in the same episode. [[SarcasmMode Topanga takes Morgan's opinion surprisingly well.]]
7th Feb '17 7:21:24 AM gb00393
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* ''Series/GameOfThrones'':
** In "Winter Is Coming," Ned Stark establishes what sort of man he is by sentencing and beheading an outlaw himself, eschewing an executioner, as Northern custom dictates. In "Baelor," ''he'' is beheaded by an executioner with his own sword.
** In "The Wolf and the Lion," Robert raves to Ned that the only thing keeping the realm together is "Fear and blood!" which is dangerously close to the "Fire and Blood" motto of the Targaryens they fought so hard to overthrow.
** In "Valar Morghulis," Pycelle tosses a coin to the now-powerless Tyrion and echoes his line, "For your trouble."
** In "The Bear and the Maiden Fair," Jaime offers a sarcastic platitude to Roose Bolton: "Tell Robb Stark I'm sorry I couldn't make his uncle's wedding. The Lannisters send their regards." In "The Rains of Castamere", Roose uses this line as a PreMortemOneLiner before sticking a knife in Robb's heart.
** In "Second Sons," when his new wife asks what will happen if she never wants to bed him, Tyrion gives a bitter smile and says, "And so my watch begins,"—a clear riff on the creed of the celibate Night's Watch.
** In "Two Swords," Arya recites back to Polliver exactly what he said before killing Lommy Greenhands before killing him in the same way.
** The Frey men-at-arms chant their victim's battle cry as they parade his desecrated body around.
3rd Feb '17 5:51:41 PM arkryoga
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** Perhaps done most hilariously in the ''Film/JohnnyAtTheFair'' short. After showing Johnny admiring a "helio-copter airplane," the narrator says, "'Jiminy,' thinks Johnny, 'if only I could get a ride in one of those!'" A few scenes later, Crow repeats the line as Johnny is being snuggled in a beauty queen's bosom.
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