History Horrible / TheKingOfHate

27th Apr '17 4:15:02 AM VAIAZ
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* ''VideoGame/AmnesiaTheDarkDescent'' is especially painful to watch, mainly due to Phil's complete lack of attempt to immerse himself into the game and instead actively sporting a "tough guy" persona to laugh and mock in a grating fashion towards any of the game's attempt to scare or startle him. This is especially painful during the infamous "water monster" event during the flooded Archives area, where he assumes that the developers ''got lazy and didn't bother to render a model for the monster'' and openly mocks them for their "failure". Apparently, the idea of creating a monster that is invisible to the human eye in order to create the fear of the unknown went flying over his head. And as per the norm for Phil, he rushes through the game instead of taking his time to enjoy the story and the environment, and sees the flashback events as a major annoyance than an opportunity to learn more of the game. And let's not get into the moments where he complains about the dark, in spite of the game being called ''[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin The Dark Descent]]''. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKL0Azr5boE Here's the TIHYDP compilation video.]]

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* ''VideoGame/AmnesiaTheDarkDescent'' is especially painful to watch, mainly due to Phil's complete lack of attempt to immerse himself into the game and instead actively sporting a "tough guy" persona to laugh and mock in a grating fashion towards any of the game's attempt to scare or startle him. This is especially painful during the infamous "water monster" event during the flooded Archives area, where he assumes that the developers ''got lazy and didn't bother to render a model for the monster'' and openly mocks them for their "failure". Apparently, the idea of [[NothingIsScarier creating a monster that is invisible to the human eye in order to create the fear of the unknown unknown]] went flying over his head. And as per the norm for Phil, he rushes through the game instead of taking his time to enjoy the story and the environment, and sees the flashback events as a major annoyance than an opportunity to learn more of the game. And let's not get into the moments where he complains about the dark, in spite of the game being called ''[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin The Dark Descent]]''. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKL0Azr5boE Here's the TIHYDP compilation video.]]
16th Apr '17 6:25:56 PM Bigbattle1990
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* His ''VideoGame/{{Persona 3}}'' LP will go down in history as particularly bad for one major moment. Before that, it's the usual stupidity of not paying attention, doing poorly at the game, rushing through and at one point crying that he doesn't have the right Personas to fuse (even though he could just buy them from the compendium). What makes this one stand out is that he rage quit on the final boss, on Easy Mode, no less. And like the above Persona 4 LP, ''this was '''paid for''' by his fans''. They were so pissed that many of them withdrew Patreon donations and swore off his channel for good. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD87waPSvc4 You can see the rage quit here, and Atlus themselves mocking it in the comments]].

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* His ''VideoGame/{{Persona 3}}'' LP will go down in history as particularly bad for one major moment. Before that, it's the usual stupidity of not paying attention, doing poorly at the game, rushing through and at one point crying that he doesn't have the right Personas to fuse (even though he could just buy them from the compendium). What makes this one stand out is that he rage quit on the final boss, on Easy Mode, no less. And like the above Persona 4 LP, LP below, ''this was '''paid for''' by his fans''. They were so pissed that many of them withdrew Patreon donations and swore off his channel for good. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD87waPSvc4 You can see the rage quit here, and Atlus themselves mocking it in the comments]].
16th Apr '17 8:00:01 AM Usagi1992
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* His playthrough of ''Resident Evil 3'' might very well top his fails from the previous two ''RE'' games combined! Instead of outright killing many of the first zombies seen in the first two stages of the game (especially at the police station), he kerfuffles around them in an attempt to save ammunition (even though he has plenty), he heals himself for relatively minor wounds when he could take several hits more, and blames the game when Nemesis damages him for actions that were clearly his own fault. But the absolute pinnacle of annoying comes from his complaining about not enough ink ribbons, when he clearly brought it on himself by saving his game every 15 minutes; indeed, he burned through '''all 15 ink ribbons''' found in the first three stages of the game before progressing to the Clock Tower stage, and that's where the real fun begins. For the next 20 minutes, Phil does nothing but '''''gripe''''' about having "''no ink ribbons!!''" as he struggles to scrub his way to the next save room, stating this fact no less than ''60 times'' until he does find one (plus missing one in a open desk drawer while complaining that there's no ink ribbons). If you can take it, the TIHYDP can be watched [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWilHIQt0PU here]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iovP-I6Kqno here.]]

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* His playthrough of ''Resident Evil 3'' might very well top his fails from the previous two ''RE'' games combined! Instead of outright killing many of the first zombies seen in the first two stages of the game (especially at the police station), he kerfuffles around them in an attempt to save ammunition (even though he has plenty), he heals himself for relatively minor wounds when he could take several hits more, and blames the game when Nemesis damages him for actions that were clearly his own fault. But the absolute pinnacle of annoying comes from his complaining about not enough ink ribbons, when he clearly brought it on himself by saving his game every 15 minutes; indeed, he burned through '''all 15 ink ribbons''' found in the first three stages of the game before progressing to the Clock Tower stage, [[SarcasmMode and that's where the real fun begins. begins.]] For the next 20 minutes, Phil does nothing but '''''gripe''''' about having "''no ink ribbons!!''" as he struggles to scrub his way to the next save room, stating this fact no less than ''60 times'' until he does find one (plus missing one in a open desk drawer while complaining that there's no ink ribbons). If you can take it, the TIHYDP can be watched [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWilHIQt0PU here]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iovP-I6Kqno here.]]
31st Mar '17 8:06:06 PM Mineboot45
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* His playthrough of ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedIII'' caused another fanbase meltdown, leading many to swear off the channel permanently. The reasons why this occurred were numerous (though some were no fault of his own). After being unable to leave his condo during Hurricane Sandy, Phil and his girlfriend Leanna (who was unable to take a train back home) bought the game and began playing - a sharp contrast to his previous playthroughs, which mainly had him provide solo commentary. Much like the ''Snake Eater'' playthrough, he ignored basic commands and got stuck on several missions for multiple parts. This, combined with Leanna telling him what to do (and their getting into verbal sparring matches over the situation) led to widespread hate comments. Even Phil telling everyone to tone it down in a channel update did nothing to abate the flames, and some fled the channel for good. Witness the atrocity [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l04pw4972QM here]].

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* His playthrough of ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedIII'' caused another fanbase meltdown, leading many to swear off the channel permanently. The reasons why this occurred were numerous (though some were no fault of his own). After being unable to leave his condo during Hurricane Sandy, Phil and his girlfriend Leanna (who was unable to take a train back home) bought the game and began playing - a sharp contrast to his previous playthroughs, which mainly had him provide solo commentary. Much like the ''Snake Eater'' playthrough, he ignored basic commands and got stuck on several missions for multiple parts. This, combined with Leanna telling him what to do (and their getting into verbal sparring matches over the situation) led to widespread hate comments. Even Phil telling everyone to tone it down in a channel update did nothing to abate the flames, and some fled the channel for good. Witness the atrocity [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l04pw4972QM here]].
31st Mar '17 8:04:47 PM Mineboot45
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* His playthrough of ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedII'', seen in two parts [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmRGqO9cja0 here]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFDMGd2DqWs here.]] When he's not completely fumbling the simplest of platforming sequences and [[NeverMyFault calling Ezio an "idiot" and "asshole" for not climbing properly]], freaking out because he can't find a Glyph (bright shiny thing on the wall), or completely fumbling the glyph puzzles, his crude sense of humor is on full display, with awful sex jokes and cringeworthy impressions of a stereotypical Italian accent seemingly every five seconds. According to Phil, "[[CatchPhrase Requiescat]] [[DueToTheDead in pace]]" translates to "My dick is bigger than yours." That about sums up his "humor" here.

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* His playthrough of ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedII'', seen in two parts [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmRGqO9cja0 here]] parts[[note]](Un)fortunately, both videos have been taken down and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFDMGd2DqWs here.]] can no longer be viewed[[/note]]. When he's not completely fumbling the simplest of platforming sequences and [[NeverMyFault calling Ezio an "idiot" and "asshole" for not climbing properly]], freaking out because he can't find a Glyph (bright shiny thing on the wall), or completely fumbling the glyph puzzles, his crude sense of humor is on full display, with awful sex jokes and cringeworthy impressions of a stereotypical Italian accent seemingly every five seconds. According to Phil, "[[CatchPhrase Requiescat]] [[DueToTheDead in pace]]" translates to "My dick is bigger than yours." That about sums up his "humor" here.
21st Mar '17 2:48:02 PM WyraachUr
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For reference, [[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLkL3topdf0hxO4u93FKR8drUbTPb44MqL this BIG playlist]] of '''''[[ArchivePanic over three hundred]]''''' 'This Is How You Don't Play' videos (often shorted to TIHYDP) just shows how bad Phil is at games. Watch them with dignity, but be warned your sanity may be at risk when watching them all.

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For reference, [[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLkL3topdf0hxO4u93FKR8drUbTPb44MqL this BIG playlist]] of '''''[[ArchivePanic over three four hundred]]''''' 'This Is How You Don't Play' videos (often shorted to TIHYDP) just shows how bad Phil is at games. Watch them with dignity, but be warned your sanity may be at risk when watching them all.
18th Mar '17 11:27:56 AM TheKoS
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* ''Project 7'' isn't a LetsPlay, but could still be the worst thing Phil ever created. Released as 3 episodes over ~8 years, it's a vanity project starring Phil AsHimself explaining how he lost his "gaming powers"[[note]]like he had any in the first place[[/note]] and had to go get them back by fighting his way through various video games. The "writing" is the least bad part, with a plot that [[MarySue contrives excuses for Phil to always succeed]], with plot holes galore. The dialogue and filler is exactly what you'd expect from Phil: Juvenile humor, gay jokes, and [[TakeThat cheap shots at other internet celebrities.]] [[SpecialEffectsFailure Special effects are amateurish and shamelessly recycled,]] and extras are re-used even when their characters are supposed to be dead. To top it all off, ''none of the cast members can act to save their lives''. There are also some downright ''disturbing'' scenes, like [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown Luigi bashing Mario senseless with a wrench]] in the Super Mario Bros. parody. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AAkeOluygk Here's the Let's Endure if you really want...]]

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* ''Project 7'' isn't a LetsPlay, but could still be the worst thing Phil ever created. Released as 3 episodes over ~8 years, it's a vanity project starring Phil AsHimself explaining how he lost his "gaming powers"[[note]]like he had any in the first place[[/note]] and had to go get them back by fighting his way through various video games. The "writing" is the least bad part, with a plot that [[MarySue contrives excuses for Phil to always succeed]], with plot holes galore. The dialogue and filler is exactly what you'd expect from Phil: Juvenile humor, gay jokes, and [[TakeThat cheap shots at other internet celebrities.]] [[SpecialEffectsFailure [[SpecialEffectFailure Special effects are amateurish and shamelessly recycled,]] and extras are re-used even when their characters are supposed to be dead. To top it all off, ''none of the cast members can act to save their lives''. There are also some downright ''disturbing'' scenes, like [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown Luigi bashing Mario senseless with a wrench]] in the Super Mario Bros. parody. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AAkeOluygk Here's the Let's Endure if you really want...]]



* Phil's real-life treatment of Howard, John Rambo and Respect the Pact from the tell-all [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoS8uLeSANg recording by the former two]]. This, beyond anything else on this list, shows his inability at conducting business and interpersonal relationships. Both men go back to his professional fighting game days with him, John used to drive two hours to play video games with him and this is the treatment that they got. It's rather thankful John finally realized this truth as he got away from Phil in 2015.

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* Phil's real-life treatment of Howard, John Rambo and Respect the Pact from the tell-all [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoS8uLeSANg recording by the former two]]. This, beyond anything else on this list, shows his inability at conducting business and interpersonal relationships. Both men these guys go back to his professional fighting game days with him, John used to drive two hours to play video games with him and this is the treatment that they got. It's rather thankful John finally realized this truth as he got away from Phil in 2015.
17th Mar '17 2:44:40 PM supernintendo128
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* Similar to the ''One Piece'' playthrough below, ''Anime/DragonBallZ: Battle Of Z'' had Phil claim he was a huge fan, having watched the show in Japanese. This was immediately debunked when he called Buu "not canon", called Raditz the "original Vegeta", and called [[spoiler: [[HeroKiller Nappa]] a pushover]]. Along with that, he completely failed at the game, often considering calling on his fanbase to play with him online for the hard battles. He would endlessly complain about certain characters being too tough (notably Cell), showcasing more of his lack of DBZ knowledge that he claimed to have. The compilation is [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cRWEug_ygM here]].

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* Similar to the ''One Piece'' playthrough below, ''Anime/DragonBallZ: Battle Of Z'' had Phil claim [[BlatantLies he was a huge fan, having watched the show in Japanese. Japanese.]] This was immediately debunked when he called Buu "not canon", called Raditz the "original Vegeta", and called [[spoiler: [[HeroKiller Nappa]] a pushover]]. Along with that, he completely failed at the game, often considering calling on his fanbase to play with him online for the hard battles. He would endlessly complain about certain characters being too tough (notably Cell), showcasing more of his lack of DBZ knowledge that he claimed to have. The compilation is [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cRWEug_ygM here]].
16th Mar '17 12:20:20 AM superboy313
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** And to top it all off, to prove his absolute contempt for Sheva, near the very end of the game, he outright '''''lets her die''''' by [[PressXToNotDie choosing not to press the button prompt to save her and continue the game.]] And even worse, '''laughs his ass off over it!'''

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** And to top it all off, to prove his absolute contempt for Sheva, near the very end of the game, he outright '''''lets her die''''' by [[PressXToNotDie choosing not to press the button prompt to save her and continue the game.]] And even worse, '''laughs '''[[{{Jerkass}} laughs his ass off over it!'''it!]]'''
16th Mar '17 12:16:56 AM superboy313
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* His playthrough of ''VideoGame/DynastyWarriors 8'' begins with the intro, which he...''ahem''...[[BlatantLies cleverly improvises]] the different people fighting as [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment supporters or those against the results of the George Zimmerman trial]] all while speaking in [[ChingChong a ridiculously off]][[AsianSpeekeeEngrish ensive "Asian" accent]]. You know, the people of the ''three'' kingdoms. This is the best his entire playthrough has to offer. He attempts to go through the tutorial and [[WhatAnIdiot fails to learn how to use the weapon switch and rage meter efficiently]]. He proceeds to be amazed by powerful attacks he's seen in the previous game (Cao Cao's first musou being a highlighter), refuses to learn how to use weapon switching to his advantage resulting in him taking several minutes to take a single officer down, and of course, [[TooDumbToLive attempting to fight Lu Bu at every opportunity he has]]. Phil also acts surprised when either he or [=Panda Lee=] falls, it means they both lose the level, despite this being in every single Dynasty Warriors game since the first one. He continually spams a single attack for any weapon (Especially Huang Gai. [[MostAnnoyingSound WHOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA!]]), one of the supposed criticisms of the series. And the worst part? [[AbortedArc He doesn't even finish the game]], instead just finishing Wus story and saying he's done with it.
** And in keeping with his tradition of ruining sad scenes in games by talking through them, he and Panda Lee talk through every scene where someone dies, to the point of ''mocking a character for mourning his father's death''.

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* His playthrough of ''VideoGame/DynastyWarriors 8'' begins with the intro, which he...''ahem''...[[BlatantLies cleverly improvises]] the different people fighting as [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment supporters or those against the results of the George Zimmerman trial]] all while speaking in [[ChingChong a ridiculously off]][[AsianSpeekeeEngrish ensive offensive]] [[AsianSpeekeeEngrish "Asian" accent]]. You know, the people of the ''three'' kingdoms. This is the best his entire playthrough has to offer. He attempts to go through the tutorial and [[WhatAnIdiot fails to learn how to use the weapon switch and rage meter efficiently]]. He proceeds to be amazed by powerful attacks he's seen in the previous game (Cao Cao's first musou being a highlighter), refuses to learn how to use weapon switching to his advantage resulting in him taking several minutes to take a single officer down, and of course, [[TooDumbToLive attempting to fight Lu Bu at every opportunity he has]]. Phil also acts surprised when either he or [=Panda Lee=] falls, it means they both lose the level, despite this being in every single Dynasty Warriors game since the first one. He continually spams a single attack for any weapon (Especially Huang Gai. [[MostAnnoyingSound WHOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA!]]), one of the supposed criticisms of the series. And the worst part? [[AbortedArc He doesn't even finish the game]], instead just finishing Wus story and saying he's done with it.
** And in keeping with his tradition of ruining sad scenes in games by talking through them, he and Panda Lee talk through every scene where someone dies, to the point of ''mocking ''[[LackOfEmpathy mocking a character for mourning his father's death''.death]]''.



* His playthrough of ''[[VideoGame/Halo2 Halo 2 Anniversary]]'' is nothing short of pure idiocy. Aside from featuring his [[NeverMyFault usual]] [[DudeNotFunny annoying traits]], it shows that Phil is a terrible strategist. One notable example is the "Metropolis" mission where he tries to board the Scarab while riding a Ghost. Which results in him constantly falling to his death and trying and failing over and over again. (While [[TeamKiller plowing down Marines for no reason]]) All because he doesn't realize that the Ghost's lack of traction is causing it to fall off. Phil also tries to bypass sections that require him to kill all enemies in the area, complains about the game "not telling him what to do or where to go", and never pays attention to his surroundings, followed by him falling into pitfalls. But the biggest problem with this playthrough is how he uses the inappropriate weapons against certain enemies. Most notably the Brutes when they [[TurnsRed go berserk]]. Rather than picking them off with pragmatic tactics like using a Needler or a Carbine to the head, he uses the largely ineffective Plasma Rifles and at one point [[EpicFail sticks a Plasma Grenade]] [[TooDumbToLive at a charging Brute]]. All while being an obnoxious ManChild. See the TIHYDP [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YitA-82CJrg&t=1235s here]].

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* His playthrough of ''[[VideoGame/Halo2 Halo 2 Anniversary]]'' is nothing short of pure idiocy. Aside from featuring his [[NeverMyFault usual]] [[DudeNotFunny annoying traits]], it shows that Phil is a terrible strategist. One notable example is the "Metropolis" mission where he tries to board the Scarab while riding a Ghost. Which results in him constantly falling to his death and trying and failing over and over again. (While [[TeamKiller plowing down Marines for no reason]]) All because he doesn't realize that the Ghost's lack of traction is causing it to fall off. Phil also tries to bypass sections that require him to kill all enemies in the area, complains about the game "not telling him what to do or where to go", and never pays attention to his surroundings, followed by him falling into pitfalls. But the biggest problem with this playthrough is how he uses the inappropriate weapons against certain enemies. Most notably the Brutes when they [[TurnsRed go berserk]]. Rather than picking them off with pragmatic tactics like using a Needler or a Carbine to the head, he uses the largely ineffective Plasma Rifles and at one point [[EpicFail [[TooDumbToLive sticks a Plasma Grenade]] [[TooDumbToLive Grenade at a Brute charging Brute]].directly at him]]. All while being an obnoxious ManChild. See the TIHYDP [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YitA-82CJrg&t=1235s here]].
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