History Horrible / Music

28th Sep '16 6:19:54 PM CrazyLuigi
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* Nobody would be quick to defend ''WesternAnimation/TheNutshack,'' but [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO_KxGlY62g its theme song]] is on a whole 'nother level of awful from the show itself. Never mind the outright ugly melody, courtesy of some outright horrendous softsynths, the vocals are the biggest problem here. Random scattered impromptus over an uninspired hook make up a huge chunk of it, but the lyrics proper say little about the show, and worse, Nump's marble-mouthed, thumbtack-gargling delivery makes them all but indecipherable, save for a couple of unrelated lines thrown in to AvoidTheDreadedGRating.

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* Nobody would be quick to defend ''WesternAnimation/TheNutshack,'' but [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO_KxGlY62g its theme song]] is on a whole 'nother level of awful from the show itself. Never mind the outright ugly melody, courtesy of some outright horrendous softsynths, the vocals are the biggest problem here. Random scattered impromptus over an uninspired hook make up a huge chunk of it, but the lyrics proper say little about the show, and worse, Nump's marble-mouthed, thumbtack-gargling delivery makes them all but indecipherable, save for a couple of unrelated lines thrown in to AvoidTheDreadedGRating. WebVideo/TheNeedleDrop under his meme review series took a greater look into the meme the theme song in particular caused [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rcp88iEdVeI here]], even going as far as saying "this is the worst thing I've seen in my entire fucking life" and that it's pure cancer, which he admits might be the point of the meme the song holds in the first place.
26th Sep '16 6:47:12 PM InTheGallbladder
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* Nobody would be quick to defend ''WesternAnimation/TheNutshack,'' but [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO_KxGlY62g its theme song]] is on a whole 'nother level of awful from the show itself. The beat features perhaps the most grating patches any producer could conjure up from a softsynth, and is peppered with obnoxious impromptus that just make the uninspired hook all the worse. The rap proper is delivered in the most sleazeball way imaginable--worse still, the writing's indecipherable; the only lines that make a shred of sense have nothing to do with the show itself. Both Webvideo/RebelTaxi and Webvideo/TheMysteriousMrEnter have posted the songs on their lists of the worst theme songs of all time.

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* Nobody would be quick to defend ''WesternAnimation/TheNutshack,'' but [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO_KxGlY62g its theme song]] is on a whole 'nother level of awful from the show itself. The beat features perhaps Never mind the most grating patches any producer could conjure up from a softsynth, and is peppered with obnoxious outright ugly melody, courtesy of some outright horrendous softsynths, the vocals are the biggest problem here. Random scattered impromptus that just make the over an uninspired hook all make up a huge chunk of it, but the worse. The rap lyrics proper is delivered in say little about the most sleazeball way imaginable--worse still, the writing's indecipherable; the only show, and worse, Nump's marble-mouthed, thumbtack-gargling delivery makes them all but indecipherable, save for a couple of unrelated lines that make a shred of sense have nothing thrown in to do with the show itself. Both Webvideo/RebelTaxi and Webvideo/TheMysteriousMrEnter have posted the songs on their lists of the worst theme songs of all time.
AvoidTheDreadedGRating.



* Daniel Smith was widely regarded as an impressive composer, a good musician, and a great writer where music theory is concerned. He'd been trying to make ''just'' as big a name for himself with his works as a bassoonist--sadly, he was also completely incompetent as one. He'd been laughed out of every orchestra he'd auditioned for thanks to poor rhythm and articulation, his inability to find the right notes or tune his instrument properly, and his poor improvisation. His ratings on Amazon.com are consistent 1 or 2 star ratings, most of which have only been slightly boosted by fake reviews. What's tragic is that he seemed to be quite a knowledgeable composer and teacher, but he was just not a very good instrumentalist. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl0WCx1IcE4 Take a listen for yourself.]]

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* Daniel Smith was widely regarded as an impressive composer, a good musician, and a great writer where music theory is concerned. He'd been trying to make ''just'' as big a name for himself with his works as a bassoonist--sadly, he was also completely incompetent as one. He'd been As an improv bassoonist, not so much. He got laughed out of every orchestra he'd auditioned for thanks to poor rhythm and articulation, his inability to find the right notes or tune his instrument properly, and his poor improvisation. His ratings on Amazon.com are consistent 1 or 2 star ratings, most of which have only been slightly boosted by fake reviews. What's tragic is that he seemed to be quite a knowledgeable composer and teacher, but he was just not a very good instrumentalist. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl0WCx1IcE4 Take a listen for yourself.]]
25th Sep '16 4:28:26 PM MissConduct
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* [[http://www.nepanewsletter.com/best “Greatest Songs of the Pop-Rock-Alternative-Garage Era”]] is one of the absolute WORST lists of the 'best' music you'll ever see, and their worst list is even worse than that. The lists seems to be written by the most xenophobic European person ever, as they constantly sing the praises of any artist from the U.K. while bashing any artist from North America they come across, including but not limited to Aerosmith, the Beastie Boys, Eminem, the Eagles, the Jackson 5, Billy Joel, Huey Lewis, Madonna, Pearl Jam, Nirvana and Tom Petty (they also list songs usually considered the artists best on this worst list). Meanwhile, on the 'best' list, songs like "I'm Too Sexy" and "I Eat Cannibals" are apparently some of the greatest songs ever, as are 125 Beatles songs (they aren't even listed, so they could literally be ANY Beatles songs, even some of the ones even fans can't stand) and 33 songs by the Cure, both of which are great bands but certainly don't deserve THAT many spots on a best-of list; there also seems to be some CriticalResearchFailure here as he says every song by the Cure was banned on American airwaves, yet you can hear most of those songs on any station that plays 80s music. In fact, a lot of claims the author makes on which songs are banned are incredibly misinformed and only add to the sneaking suspicion that this person just has an incredible hatred of North American music. The worst part may very well be the fat joke the author makes about the girls of Heart while bashing their music, or maybe the fact that [[SmallNameBigEgo it calls itself the DEFINITIVE 'best music' list.]]

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* [[http://www.nepanewsletter.com/best “Greatest Songs of the Pop-Rock-Alternative-Garage Era”]] is one of the absolute WORST lists of the 'best' music you'll ever see, and their worst list is even worse than that. The lists seems to be written by the most xenophobic European person ever, as they constantly sing the praises of any artist from the U.K. while bashing any artist from North America they come across, including but not limited to Aerosmith, the Beastie Boys, Eminem, the Eagles, the Jackson 5, Billy Joel, Huey Lewis, Madonna, Pearl Jam, Nirvana and Tom Petty (they also list songs usually considered the artists best on this worst list). Meanwhile, on the 'best' list, songs like "I'm Too Sexy" and "I Eat Cannibals" are apparently some of the greatest songs ever, as are 125 Beatles songs (they aren't even listed, so they could literally be ANY Beatles songs, even some of the ones even fans can't stand) and 33 songs by the Cure, both of which are great bands but certainly don't deserve THAT many spots on a best-of list; there also seems to be some CriticalResearchFailure here as he says every song by the Cure was banned on American airwaves, yet you can hear most of those songs on any station that plays 80s music. In fact, a lot of claims the author makes on which songs are banned are incredibly misinformed and only add to the sneaking suspicion that this person just has an incredible hatred of North American music. The worst part may very well be the fat joke jokes the author makes about the girls of Heart while bashing their music, or the fact that they compare American broadcasters to [[GodwinsLaw Nazis]] basically just for playing American music (calling it brainwashing to play John Mellancamp over Joy Divison), or maybe the fact that [[SmallNameBigEgo it calls itself the DEFINITIVE 'best music' list.]]
24th Sep '16 5:14:30 PM Animeking1108
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* If you can [[IncrediblyLamePun Believe It]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8xoTBZrzko the German theme]] (which is sung with English lyrics) to ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'' may be even worse than the ''Manga/OnePiece'' theme mentioned below. It starts promising with the Third Hokage narrating about the Nine-Tail Fox's attack, before turning into a bad rap song. The vocals are off-key, the main singer sounds drunk and bored, and the lyrics are incoherent with a use of PainfulRhyme. They tried rhyming "cool" (to describe Sasuke) with "beautiful" (to describe Sakura).
21st Sep '16 5:59:35 AM rjd1922
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* ''VideoGame/HoshiWoMiruHito'' (''Stargazers'') may be Japan's equivalent of ''Action 52'', but it's soundtrack wasn't one of the few redeeming qualities. All the songs consist of high pitched notes and are arranged beyond abysmal level. As a result, the town and battle themes almost sound like something out of a fever dream, and the rest of the songs are absolutely ear-splitting. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deMyZuGbt9k This video]] (which demonstrates ''Stargazers''[='=] [[DarthWiki/IdiotProgramming mind-blowing flaws]]) shows off some of the music. Apparently, the composer of ''Stargazers'' is ''Naoki Morishima'', who wrote the music for the Famicom exclusive ''The Black Bass'' and its sequel, as seen below and who programmed all of the games he created.

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* ''VideoGame/HoshiWoMiruHito'' (''Stargazers'') may be Japan's equivalent of ''Action 52'', but it's its soundtrack wasn't one of the few redeeming qualities. All the songs consist of high pitched notes and are arranged beyond abysmal level. As a result, the town and battle themes almost sound like something out of a fever dream, and the rest of the songs are absolutely ear-splitting. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deMyZuGbt9k This video]] (which demonstrates ''Stargazers''[='=] [[DarthWiki/IdiotProgramming mind-blowing flaws]]) shows off some of the music. Apparently, the composer of ''Stargazers'' is ''Naoki Morishima'', who wrote the music for the Famicom exclusive ''The Black Bass'' and its sequel, as seen below and who programmed all of the games he created.
20th Sep '16 7:20:20 PM hamza678
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* Nobody would be quick to defend ''The Nutshack,'' but [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO_KxGlY62g its theme song]] is on a whole 'nother level of awful from the show itself. The beat features perhaps the most grating patches any producer could conjure up from a softsynth, and is peppered with obnoxious impromptus that just make the uninspired hook all the worse. The rap proper is delivered in the most sleazeball way imaginable--worse still, the writing's indecipherable; the only lines that make a shred of sense have nothing to do with the show itself.

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* Nobody would be quick to defend ''The Nutshack,'' ''WesternAnimation/TheNutshack,'' but [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO_KxGlY62g its theme song]] is on a whole 'nother level of awful from the show itself. The beat features perhaps the most grating patches any producer could conjure up from a softsynth, and is peppered with obnoxious impromptus that just make the uninspired hook all the worse. The rap proper is delivered in the most sleazeball way imaginable--worse still, the writing's indecipherable; the only lines that make a shred of sense have nothing to do with the show itself.
itself. Both Webvideo/RebelTaxi and Webvideo/TheMysteriousMrEnter have posted the songs on their lists of the worst theme songs of all time.
20th Sep '16 6:18:46 PM MorphinBrony
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/user/MishaCZLP/ Mishovy Silenosti]] is a 9-year-old boy from the Czech Republic whose songs (if they can even be called that) are horribly sung, obnoxious, and pretentious. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfc42Pb5RA8 His most infamous song]] is about how much he enjoys ''VideoGame/PokemonGo'', and the lyrics are utterly repetitive. Almost as bad as his music is [[SmallNameBigEgo his ego]], as shown in his [[CantTakeCriticism subsequent song]], which is merely [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV-ijcP6vDM a diss track]] towards such people as WebVideo/{{Pyrocynical}} and [=LeafyIsHere=], and about as eloquent as an episode of ''Series/BarneyAndFriends.'' The lyrics consist mainly of the word "cancer."

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/user/MishaCZLP/ Mishovy Silenosti]] is a 9-year-old boy from the Czech Republic whose songs (if they can even be called that) are horribly sung, obnoxious, and pretentious. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfc42Pb5RA8 His most infamous song]] is about how much he enjoys ''VideoGame/PokemonGo'', and the lyrics are utterly repetitive. Almost as bad as his music is [[SmallNameBigEgo his ego]], as shown in his [[CantTakeCriticism subsequent song]], which is merely [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV-ijcP6vDM a diss track]] towards such people as WebVideo/{{Pyrocynical}} WebOriginal/{{Pyrocynical}} and [=LeafyIsHere=], and about as eloquent as an episode of ''Series/BarneyAndFriends.'' The lyrics consist mainly of the word "cancer."
20th Sep '16 6:15:50 PM MorphinBrony
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/user/MishaCZLP/ Mishovy Silenosti]] is a 9-year-old boy from the Czech Republic whose songs (if they can even be called that) are horribly sung, obnoxious, and pretentious. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfc42Pb5RA8 His most infamous song]] is about how much he enjoys ''VideoGamePokemonGo'', and the lyrics are utterly repetitive. Almost as bad as his music is [[SmallNameBigEgo his ego]], as shown in his [[CantTakeCriticism subsequent song]], which is merely [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV-ijcP6vDM a diss track]] towards such people as WebVideo/{{Pyrocynical}} and WebVideo/LeafyIsHere, and about as eloquent as an episode of ''Series/BarneyAndFriends.'' The lyrics consist mainly of the word "cancer."


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* [[https://www.youtube.com/user/MishaCZLP/ Mishovy Silenosti]] is a 9-year-old boy from the Czech Republic whose songs (if they can even be called that) are horribly sung, obnoxious, and pretentious. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfc42Pb5RA8 His most infamous song]] is about how much he enjoys ''VideoGame/PokemonGo'', and the lyrics are utterly repetitive. Almost as bad as his music is [[SmallNameBigEgo his ego]], as shown in his [[CantTakeCriticism subsequent song]], which is merely [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV-ijcP6vDM a diss track]] towards such people as WebVideo/{{Pyrocynical}} and [=LeafyIsHere=], and about as eloquent as an episode of ''Series/BarneyAndFriends.'' The lyrics consist mainly of the word "cancer."
20th Sep '16 6:13:54 PM MorphinBrony
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/user/MishaCZLP/ Mishovy Silenosti]] is a 9-year-old boy from the Czech Republic whose songs (if they can even be called that) are horribly sung, obnoxious, and pretentious. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfc42Pb5RA8 His most infamous song]] is about how much he enjoys ''VideoGamePokemonGo'', and the lyrics are utterly repetitive. Almost as bad as his music is [[SmallNameBigEgo his ego]], as shown in his [[CantTakeCriticism subsequent song]], which is merely [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV-ijcP6vDM a diss track]] towards such people as WebVideo/{{Pyrocynical}} and WebVideo/LeafyIsHere, and about as eloquent as an episode of ''Series/BarneyAndFriends.'' The lyrics consist mainly of the word "cancer."
20th Sep '16 6:52:56 AM rjd1922
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** To wit, he [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVrVhoDeXFM?t=23m46s turned]] MeatLoaf[='s=] "[[AntiLoveSong Paradise by the]] [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic Dashboard Light]]" into seven and a half minutes of pure, unrelenting '''[[EpicFail fail]]'''. The fact that he doesn't realize he isn't differentiating between the male and female voices makes it even ''worse''.[[note]]However, this becomes HilariousInHindsight with Chris's later "Tomgirl" saga, which is documented extensively on his own wiki, the [=CWCki=].[[/note]]

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** To wit, he [[http://www.[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVrVhoDeXFM?t=23m46s com/watch?v=GVYnHAVmyDo turned]] MeatLoaf[='s=] Music/MeatLoaf[='s=] "[[AntiLoveSong Paradise by the]] [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic Dashboard Light]]" into seven and a half minutes of pure, unrelenting '''[[EpicFail fail]]'''. The fact that he doesn't realize he isn't differentiating between the male and female voices makes it even ''worse''.[[note]]However, this becomes HilariousInHindsight with Chris's later "Tomgirl" saga, which is documented extensively on his own wiki, the [=CWCki=].[[/note]]
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