History Horrible / Music

21st Jun '17 6:49:56 AM sampacm
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* The "score" to the SoBadItsGood slasher flick ''Film/DontGoInTheWoods'' was evidently supposed to sound creepy and atonal, but the composer seemingly had no idea how to mix it properly. The results sound like a bunch of random electronic noises horribly mushed together, and it gets quite grating really quickly. Considering that the same composer also did the below-mentioned ''VideoGame/CaptainNovolin'', this is not at all surprising. The sole bright spot may as well be the credits song, with its goofy lyrics sung to the tune of "The Teddy Bear's Picnic".

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* The "score" to the SoBadItsGood slasher flick ''Film/DontGoInTheWoods'' was evidently supposed to sound creepy and atonal, but the composer seemingly had no idea how to mix it properly. The results sound like a bunch of random electronic noises horribly mushed together, and it gets quite grating really quickly. Considering that the same composer also did the below-mentioned ''VideoGame/CaptainNovolin'', ''VideoGame/CaptainNovolin'' soundtrack, this is not at all surprising. The sole bright spot may as well be the credits song, with its goofy lyrics sung to the tune of "The Teddy Bear's Picnic".



* The soundtrack to ''VideoGame/CaptainNovolin'' is pretty poor on the whole, with a couple of tracks (the Forest and Mountain themes) actually not ''too'' bad but brought down by mediocre arrangements, a few more being just bland and forgettable, and most of the remaining ones just being awful. However, the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Be1AS_S8sA title theme]] has to stand out as the absolute worst, a mish-mash of random, discordant notes tied together with obnoxious instrumentation.
20th Jun '17 12:48:58 AM Scifimaster92
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** [[https://youtu.be/AZaF_IhAJK4 This miserable excuse for a cover of]] Music/BreakingBenjamin's Anthem of the Angels. The guitars are too loud and in the wrong tone, the drumming is too hard and the singing is horribly off key.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n3RaZ1DJJo This talent show cover]] of [[Music/{{Gorillaz}} Feel Good Inc.]]. It sounds like neither of them can sing, and the only backing track is one of them poorly playing the bass riff.

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** [[https://youtu.be/AZaF_IhAJK4 This miserable excuse for a cover of]] Music/BreakingBenjamin's Anthem "Anthem of the Angels.Angels". The guitars are too loud and in the wrong tone, the drumming is too hard and the singing is horribly off key.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n3RaZ1DJJo This talent show cover]] of [[Music/{{Gorillaz}} "[[Music/{{Gorillaz}} Feel Good Inc.]].]]". It sounds like neither of them can sing, and the only backing track is one of them poorly playing the bass riff.
19th Jun '17 9:50:56 AM WillBGood
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* The Cherry Sisters were a vaudeville act with four (later three) lovely singing sisters, a somewhat more homely one who "kept time" on a drum, and absolutely zero talent. People watched them for catharsis during the 1890s; whenever they performed, they had to be surrounded by chicken wire to keep from being hit with projectiles. When they launched a libel case against a newspaper that had published an extremely negative review of their act, the judge ordered them to sing... and then dismissed the case.
** They were hardly the only ones. In vaudeville theaters, a person expected to be allowed to sit through as many acts as they liked, meaning that periodic room-clearing acts had to be used to keep ticket sales up. These acts were some of the cushiest in vaudeville. Creator/GeorgeBurns felt he was cursed throughout his vaudeville career because he could never come up with anything bad enough to be a room clearer and wasn't famous enough to be a real draw.
18th Jun '17 5:41:23 AM rjd1922
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* 869 were/was an Italian [[IAmTheBand band/singer]] (no one knew and no one cared) active from 1999 to 2003, founded by one Paolo Bartoli. He sang over MIDI files of random songs (including ''cartoon theme songs'') in a horrid off-key and off-tempo voice, sometimes with random pitch-shifting. The songs had lyrics ripped off from better parody bands of that time, and are saturated with gratuitous blasphemy,cursing and sexual themes. Thankfully, most of his works disappeared along with his website long ago, but some songs [[KeepCirculatingTheTapes can still be found on Youtube]]. Even non-english speakers would find [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy7c2ynTh5Q these]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI-QbX0_WSE examples]] awful.

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* 869 were/was an Italian [[IAmTheBand band/singer]] (no one knew and no one cared) active from 1999 to 2003, founded by one Paolo Bartoli. He sang over MIDI files of random songs (including ''cartoon theme songs'') in a horrid off-key and off-tempo voice, sometimes with random pitch-shifting. The songs had lyrics ripped off from better parody bands of that time, and are saturated with gratuitous blasphemy,cursing blasphemy, cursing, and sexual themes. Thankfully, most of his works disappeared along with his website long ago, but some songs [[KeepCirculatingTheTapes can still be found on Youtube]]. YouTube]]. Even non-english non-English speakers would find [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy7c2ynTh5Q these]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI-QbX0_WSE examples]] awful.
14th Jun '17 12:37:57 PM Josef5678
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** If you thought ''Cold Lake'' was awful, be sure [[SchmuckBait to check their 2002 demo ''Prototype'']]. Here, Celtic Frost attempted to experiment with electronica, industrial rock and hip hop and sound nothing like Celtic Frost at all. Starting with a butchering of [[TheBeatles "Helter Skelter"]], going through songs that feature barely comprehensible vocals and finishing with hilariously terrible "Hip Hop Jugend", which sounds like Music/{{Rammstein}} attempting to create a rap song and failing miserably, this obscure demo makes ''Cold Lake'' sound like a masterpiece.

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** If you thought ''Cold Lake'' was awful, be sure [[SchmuckBait to check their 2002 demo ''Prototype'']]. Here, Celtic Frost attempted to experiment with electronica, industrial rock and hip hop and sound nothing like Celtic Frost at all. Starting with a butchering of [[TheBeatles [[Music/TheBeatles "Helter Skelter"]], going through songs that feature barely comprehensible vocals and finishing with hilariously terrible "Hip Hop Jugend", which sounds like Music/{{Rammstein}} attempting to create a rap song and failing miserably, this obscure demo makes ''Cold Lake'' sound like a masterpiece.
13th Jun '17 2:46:08 PM IanDere
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** If you thought ''Cold Lake'' was awful, be sure [[SchmuckBait to check their 2002 demo ''Prototype'']]. Here, Celtic Frost attempted to experiment with electronica, industrial rock and hip hop and sound nothing like Celtic Frost at all. Starting with a butchering of [[TheBeatles "Helter Skelter"]], going through songs that feature barely comprehensible vocals and finishing with hilariously terrible "Hip Hop Jugend", which sounds like Music/{{Rammstein}} attempting to create a rap song and failing miserably, this obscure demo makes ''Cold Lake'' sound like a masterpiece.
11th Jun '17 9:35:50 PM Rainbowdash55
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* ''VideoGame/MegaManII'' for the UsefulNotes/GameBoy is already an infamous game on its own, but it's mostly due to the music. Most, if not all of the songs, tend to have extremely high-pitched notes, which is unbearable if you're playing it on a headset.

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* ''VideoGame/MegaManII'' for the UsefulNotes/GameBoy is already an infamous game on its own, but it's mostly due to the music. Most, if not all of the songs, tend to have extremely high-pitched notes, which is unbearable if you're playing it on a headset. That being said however, there are some good tracks, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs_uIiAZhXE like Air Man's theme.]]
11th Jun '17 11:43:21 AM nombretomado
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* The ''[[UpdatedRerelease Dual Shock]]'' version of ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil'' features [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kcF7E69C6Q what sounds like]] somebody randomly banging the white keys on a cheap Casio (or midi controller) set to "horn." When it was revealed that the game's credited composer, believed to be the Japanese [[Creator/LudwigVanBeethoven Beethoven]] as he claimed to be hearing-impaired, was a fraud and had secretly paid someone else to write the soundtrack, it predictably resulted in jokes that this particular song was the only one he had written himself.

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* The ''[[UpdatedRerelease Dual Shock]]'' version of ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil'' features [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kcF7E69C6Q what sounds like]] somebody randomly banging the white keys on a cheap Casio (or midi controller) set to "horn." When it was revealed that the game's credited composer, believed to be the Japanese [[Creator/LudwigVanBeethoven [[Music/LudwigVanBeethoven Beethoven]] as he claimed to be hearing-impaired, was a fraud and had secretly paid someone else to write the soundtrack, it predictably resulted in jokes that this particular song was the only one he had written himself.
11th Jun '17 10:15:09 AM SkylaNoivern
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** Then Misha came back with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg_IIaZth4o&feature=youtu.be an entire rap song sung in Czech]] once again dedicated to his haters. He completely lets his ItsAllAboutMe attitude flow through the song, most of which is him guilt-tripping about how everyone has supposedly bullied him the entire year, all put under a repetitive bass sound. Even in his native language, Misha still sounds off-key and as whiny as ever.

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** Then Misha came back with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg_IIaZth4o&feature=youtu.be an entire rap song sung in Czech]] once again dedicated to his haters. He completely lets his ItsAllAboutMe attitude flow through the song, most of which is him guilt-tripping about how everyone has supposedly bullied him the entire year, all put under a repetitive bass sound. Even in his native language, Misha still sounds off-key and as whiny as ever. The backlash of the song has been so fierce that Misha has had to disable the rating system for said video, although it hasn't stopped the comments section.
9th Jun '17 2:24:15 PM SkylaNoivern
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** After Misha's diss track was flooded with hate, he came out with another [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRSHRLnxNzE diss track]], [[DearNegativeReader this time directed at his haters]]. Much like the song released before it, it features lazily made [[TakeThat Take Thats]] at his haters ("[[BlatantLies You tried to bully me, but now, I make more money than]] [[YourMOM your mother!]]"), as well as Misha declaring himself as the "next Music/JustinBieber" as he proceeds to mock well-known Youtube users such as Creator/FilthyFrank and LetsPlay/JackSepticEye. The diss track comes of as [[{{Narm}} being insipid and plain laughable]]. It doesn't help mentioning that the soppy beat (which consists of none other than a repeated guitar riff alongside a small breakdown in the middle of the song) is nearly non-existent. Akin to the last two tracks mentioned, it ended up putting a sock into Misha's DearNegativeReader songs.
*** The video doesn't help, either. It shows Misha going around Prague as a ChickMagnet stealing girls from their boyfriend, all of whom seem to be way older than him. Near the end, Misha does a dance by a fountain with his brother doing a guitar solo, before cutting off to Misha FlippingTheBird to his haters.
** "I'M VEGAN, DEATH TO ALL MEAT EATERS!" sounds ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin - A StrawVegetarian Misha attempting to depict meat or dairy eaters as being in the wrong, [[DontShootTheMessage but it manages to be loathed by vegetarians and vegans alike]]. The entire song is something you'd expect to see from ''Webcomic/VeganArtbook'', and the fact Misha is wearing a "f**k" hat doesn't make it any better.

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** After Misha's diss track was flooded with hate, he came out with another [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRSHRLnxNzE diss track]], [[DearNegativeReader this time directed at his haters]]. Much like the song released before it, it features lazily made [[TakeThat Take Thats]] at his haters ("[[BlatantLies You tried to bully me, but now, I make more money than]] [[YourMOM your mother!]]"), as well as Misha declaring himself as the "next Music/JustinBieber" as he proceeds to mock well-known Youtube users such as Creator/FilthyFrank and LetsPlay/JackSepticEye. The diss track comes of as [[{{Narm}} being insipid and plain laughable]]. It doesn't help mentioning that the soppy beat (which consists of none other than a repeated guitar riff alongside a small breakdown in the middle of the song) is nearly non-existent. Akin to the last two tracks mentioned, it ended up putting a sock into Misha's DearNegativeReader songs.
songs... for a while.
*** The video doesn't help, either. It shows Misha going around Prague as a ChickMagnet stealing girls from their boyfriend, all of whom seem to be way older than him. Near the end, Misha does a dance by a fountain with his brother doing a guitar solo, before cutting off to Misha FlippingTheBird to his haters.
haters.
** Then Misha came back with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg_IIaZth4o&feature=youtu.be an entire rap song sung in Czech]] once again dedicated to his haters. He completely lets his ItsAllAboutMe attitude flow through the song, most of which is him guilt-tripping about how everyone has supposedly bullied him the entire year, all put under a repetitive bass sound. Even in his native language, Misha still sounds off-key and as whiny as ever.
** Not even Misha's parody songs are much better. An example is
"I'M VEGAN, DEATH TO ALL MEAT EATERS!" sounds ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin - A StrawVegetarian Misha attempting declaring death to depict all meat or dairy eaters (using arguments such as being in "meat eaters live shorter lives", and for some reason, "pigs are more intelligent than three year old kids"). Once again, the wrong, [[DontShootTheMessage but it manages to be loathed by vegetarians and vegans alike]]. The entire song is something you'd expect to see from ''Webcomic/VeganArtbook'', filled with repetition, constant [[TitleDrop title drops]], and the fact Misha is wearing a "f**k" hat doesn't make it any better.rather lousy rock instrumentation that sounds like what someone could piece together in thirty minutes using a sound system.
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