History Heartwarming / RedAlert3Paradox

23rd Sep '12 6:07:56 PM MaddKossack
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* The backstory for the Steel Ronin (which, like all Uprising units, isn't returning). In the original timeline, the Ronin were filled with the bodies of soldiers considered war criminals, [[EvenEvilHasStandards even by the Empire's standards]], and would be activated by the Ten-Shi Zaibatsu in a bid to overthrow the Emperor. However, in the Paradox timeline, all the Steel Ronin [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere cast aside their blades]], [[TheAtoner and have went on to reintegrate with Japanese culture as best as possible]] (evidently, [[DidntThinkThisThrough Ten-Shi was counting on the cooperation of the Ronin]] [[AndIMustScream they sentenced to a torturous existence]]. Also leads to two [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Crowning Moments Of Funny]], as some of them have become tour-guides for Japanese landmarks [[MundaneUtility using their large bodies to lift schoolchildren over the crowds]], and Ten-Shi becoming a laughingstock in the Military-Industrial complex.

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* The backstory for the Steel Ronin (which, like all Uprising units, isn't returning). In the original timeline, the Ronin were filled with the bodies of soldiers considered war criminals, [[EvenEvilHasStandards even by the Empire's standards]], and would be activated by the Ten-Shi Zaibatsu in a bid to overthrow the Emperor. However, in the Paradox timeline, all the Steel Ronin [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere cast aside their blades]], [[TheAtoner and have went on to reintegrate with Japanese culture as best as possible]] (evidently, [[DidntThinkThisThrough Ten-Shi was counting on the cooperation of the same Ronin]] [[AndIMustScream they sentenced to a torturous existence]]. Also leads to two [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Crowning Moments Of Funny]], as some of them have become the Ronin became tour-guides for Japanese landmarks [[MundaneUtility ([[MundaneUtility using their large bodies to lift schoolchildren over the crowds]], crowds]]), and Ten-Shi becoming was turned into a laughingstock in the Military-Industrial complex.
23rd Sep '12 6:05:51 PM MaddKossack
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** ''"There are no greater gifts than a sharp mind and sharp wit; never forget you are gifted with both."''

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** ''"There are no greater gifts than a sharp mind and sharp wit; never forget you are gifted with both."''"''
* The backstory for the Steel Ronin (which, like all Uprising units, isn't returning). In the original timeline, the Ronin were filled with the bodies of soldiers considered war criminals, [[EvenEvilHasStandards even by the Empire's standards]], and would be activated by the Ten-Shi Zaibatsu in a bid to overthrow the Emperor. However, in the Paradox timeline, all the Steel Ronin [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere cast aside their blades]], [[TheAtoner and have went on to reintegrate with Japanese culture as best as possible]] (evidently, [[DidntThinkThisThrough Ten-Shi was counting on the cooperation of the Ronin]] [[AndIMustScream they sentenced to a torturous existence]]. Also leads to two [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Crowning Moments Of Funny]], as some of them have become tour-guides for Japanese landmarks [[MundaneUtility using their large bodies to lift schoolchildren over the crowds]], and Ten-Shi becoming a laughingstock in the Military-Industrial complex.
28th May '12 5:59:58 PM chankljp
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* On the wiki: Chronohawk's farewell message to Open Sketchbook:
** ''"There are no greater gifts than a sharp mind and sharp wit; never forget you are gifted with both."''
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