History Headscratchers / SantaClaus

22nd Mar '18 8:56:00 PM nombretomado
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** It's most likely [[FullNameBasis Mrs.]] [[EmbarrassingMiddleName Jess]][[SantaClausIsCominToTown ica]] Claus. That or [[ShrugOfGod Martha]].[[note]]Is there a "word of god" variation for when God won't or can't talk? Aside from AuthorExistenceFailure.[[/note]]

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** It's most likely [[FullNameBasis Mrs.]] [[EmbarrassingMiddleName Jess]][[SantaClausIsCominToTown Jess]][[WesternAnimation/SantaClausIsCominToTown ica]] Claus. That or [[ShrugOfGod Martha]].[[note]]Is there a "word of god" variation for when God won't or can't talk? Aside from AuthorExistenceFailure.[[/note]]
10th Feb '18 1:24:42 PM Unicorndance
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[[folder: Santa's Prejudiced?!]]



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[[folder: Not Believing in Santa Despite Evidence?!]]



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[[folder: Liar, Liar, Stockings By the Fire]]



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[[folder: Santa Exists, But He Didn't Give Us Any Presents!]]



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[[folder: The Easter Bunny]]



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[[folder: Where's Mrs Claus, and How Come No One Minds Santa Dying?!]]




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[[folder: Delivering Santa's Mail?]]



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[[folder: Who Told The Adults Santa Doesn't Exist?]]



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[[folder: So If a Bad Kid Was Poor, They'd Still be Rewarded?]]



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[[folder: If Santa Doesn't Exist, Where Do the Presents Come From?]]


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10th Feb '18 12:08:12 PM Unicorndance
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** Well, he delivered to my family, who's agnostic...
7th Jan '18 1:45:46 AM Pafman
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** In a 2018 parade in Spain one of the people impersonating one of the 3 Wise men (more o less equivalent in Spain to Santa Claus) jut took his disguise off in front of the children (he was probably drunk). A lot of people were pissed but nobody was killed.



** In a 2018 parade in Spain one of the people impersonating one of the 3 Wise men (more o less equivalent in Spain to Santa Claus) jut took his disguise off in front of the children (he was probably drunk). A lot of people were pissed but nobody was killed.
7th Jan '18 1:44:35 AM Pafman
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**In a 2018 parade in Spain one of the people impersonating one of the 3 Wise men (more o less equivalent in Spain to Santa Claus) jut took his disguise off in front of the children (he was probably drunk). A lot of people were pissed but nobody was killed.
6th Jan '18 5:14:41 PM nombretomado
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** That kid [[ItsTheGreatPumpkinCharlieBrown gets a non-coal rock]].

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** That kid [[ItsTheGreatPumpkinCharlieBrown [[WesternAnimation/ItsTheGreatPumpkinCharlieBrown gets a non-coal rock]].
18th Dec '17 10:06:30 PM MeaJae97
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*** The superluminal part can be, to some degree, debunked. Santa Claus doesn't have to visit all houses in the world, only house with children, and only houses with Christian children, and not all in the same day, mind you, as different countries has different dates for the delivery of the presents (for example, in Mexico is in January 6th and in Russia is January 7th, and so on. [[FridgeBrilliance probably that's why different areas have different days for the gift deliverance, as Santa Claus can't deliver them all in the same date.]]

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*** The superluminal part can be, to some degree, debunked. Santa Claus doesn't have to visit all houses in the world, only house with children, and only houses with Christian children, and not all in the same day, mind you, as different countries has different dates for the delivery of the presents (for example, in Mexico is in January 6th and in Russia is January 7th, and so on. [[FridgeBrilliance That is probably that's why different areas have different days for the gift deliverance, as Santa Claus can't deliver them all in the same date.]]
18th Dec '17 10:05:45 PM MeaJae97
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*** The superluminal part can be, to some degree, debunked. Santa Claus doesn't have to visit all houses in the world, only house with children, and only houses with Christian children, and not all in the same day, mind you, as different countries has different dates for the delivery of the presents (for example, in Mexico is in January 6th and in Russia is January 7th, and so on. [FridgeBrilliance probably that's why different areas have different days for the gift deliverance, as Santa Claus can't deliver them all in the same date]

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*** The superluminal part can be, to some degree, debunked. Santa Claus doesn't have to visit all houses in the world, only house with children, and only houses with Christian children, and not all in the same day, mind you, as different countries has different dates for the delivery of the presents (for example, in Mexico is in January 6th and in Russia is January 7th, and so on. [FridgeBrilliance [[FridgeBrilliance probably that's why different areas have different days for the gift deliverance, as Santa Claus can't deliver them all in the same date]date.]]
18th Dec '17 9:46:10 PM MeaJae97
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*** Wait, wait, wait... if kids finding out something they they truly, deep down, believe is such a bad thing... how about <i>not telling them that these things are true in the first place?!</i> You can't stop kids from finding out that Santa is real. It will happen. The only way to change it is to not let them believe at all! Seriously, with the stigma attached to people who tell children kids are real you'd think people actually expect them to <i>never</i> figure it out...

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*** Wait, wait, wait... if kids finding out something they they truly, deep down, believe is such a bad thing... how about <i>not ''not telling them that these things are true in the first place?!</i> place?!'' You can't stop kids from finding out that Santa is real. It will happen. The only way to change it is to not let them believe at all! Seriously, with the stigma attached to people who tell children kids are real you'd think people actually expect them to <i>never</i> ''never'' figure it out...
15th Dec '17 6:06:09 PM Trialman
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** It's quite obviously the RuleOfCool. People love their advanced technology, after all. Also, why wouldn't Santa take all the help he can get?
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