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KidIsCalledClever\\

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KidIsCalledClever\\[[ChildProdigy Kid is called clever]]\\



FuckedUpFamily\\

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FuckedUpFamily\\[[BigScrewedUpFamily Fucked-up family]]\\
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Seriously, run

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Seriously, runrun

Total CrapsackWorld\\
People always so awful\\
Bullies everywhere
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Kid is called clever\\

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Kid is called clever\\KidIsCalledClever\\
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But not really smart

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But not really smartsmart

FuckedUpFamily\\
Definitely get out now\\
Seriously, run
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Genius? Yeah right

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Genius? Yeah rightright

SmallNameBigEgo\\
Malcolm is so arrogant\\
But not really smart
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They're crazy as SHIT

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They're crazy as SHITSHIT

Kid is called clever\\
Yet indulges in dumb schemes\\
Genius? Yeah right
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Jaime, the fifth child\\

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Jaime, Jamie, the fifth child\\
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They're crazy as SHIT

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They're crazy as SHIT

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SHIT
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Jaime, the fourth child\\

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Jaime, the fourth fifth child\\
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Her will is ironclad

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Her will is ironclad
Look out for her fangs



Whiny egghead twit

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Whiny egghead twit
High-and-mighty ass
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Egocentric ass

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Egocentric ass
Whiny egghead twit
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He despises all

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He despises all
Egocentric ass



It's UnrequitedLove

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It's UnrequitedLove
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Piama, his hot wife\\
But so scary to argue with\\
Her will is ironclad


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Ida, salty hag\\
Now down a leg and widowed\\
Abrasive woman

Craig, so pathetic\\
A ButtMonkey; Loves Lois... But\\
It's UnrequitedLove
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Wanna go to Hell?

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Wanna go to Hell?
Her wrath knows NO bounds



Til family life hit him hard

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Til family life hit him hardhard\\

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\nHal's kind, but cause he's\\
Inept, wild, and paranoid\\
Lois wears the pants

Francis got kicked out\\
He was a tyrant at home\\
Now, he hates his mom

Reese, the delinquent\\
Hell of a mischief schemer\\
Yet a huge BookDumb

Malcolm's a genius\\
But you'll want to strangle him\\
He despises all

Dewey, once a tyke\\
Til family life hit him hard
Now the OnlySaneMan

Jaime, the fourth child\\
Parents are far too sex-crazed\\
To take precautions

DysfunctionJunction\\
Most of 'em need to be locked up\\
They're crazy as SHIT
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Don't piss off Lois\\
She's channeling Satan\\
Wanna go to Hell?


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Manchild dad, mean mom
They're not the boss of them now

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Manchild dad, mean mom
mom\\
They're not the boss of them nownow\\
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Manchild dad, mean mom
They're not the boss of them now
This family's screwed up.

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