History GroinAttack / RealLife

21st Feb '17 8:48:35 AM GlitteringFlowers
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* In the Rio 2016 UsefulNotes/OlympicGames, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIRmVw3zP4U Japanese pole vault athlete Hiroki Ogita suffers... an unfortunate cock accident]] during the qualifying round.
* Chilean TV anchor man and show host Martín Cárcamo [[https://twitter.com/EvaProudhon/status/811960180581732352/video/1 gets a still bike's disk to the nuts]] in live TV.

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* In the Rio 2016 UsefulNotes/OlympicGames, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIRmVw3zP4U Japanese pole vault athlete Hiroki Ogita suffers... an unfortunate cock accident]] during the qualifying round.
* Chilean TV anchor man and show host Martín Cárcamo [[https://twitter.com/EvaProudhon/status/811960180581732352/video/1 gets a still bike's disk to the nuts]] in live TV.TV.
* [[http://metro.co.uk/2017/02/21/builder-shoots-himself-in-the-crotch-with-hydraulic-nail-gun-6462856/ Welsh builder shoots himself in the crotch with hydraulic nail gun.]]
11th Jan '17 8:42:34 PM infernape612
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* Almost every "Living [[Website/DarwinAwards Darwin Award]] Winner" won the title through one of these, since the criteria for that involves surviving the incident(contrast to most winners who [[TooDumbToLive die]]), but taking enough damage to the gonads that you're still unable to reproduce.

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* Almost every "Living [[Website/DarwinAwards Darwin Award]] Winner" won the title through one of these, since the criteria for that involves surviving the incident(contrast incident (contrast to most winners who [[TooDumbToLive die]]), but taking enough damage to the gonads that you're still unable to reproduce.
6th Jan '17 9:48:47 AM DoctorCooper
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* Chilean TV anchor man and show host Martín Cárcamo [[https://twitter.com/EvaProudhon/status/811960180581732352/video/1 gets a still bike's disk to the nuts]] in live TV.
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* Chilean TV anchor man and show host Martín Cárcamo [[https://twitter.com/EvaProudhon/status/811960180581732352/video/1 gets a still bike's disk to the nuts]] in live TV. \n[[/folder]]
2nd Jan '17 5:19:13 AM Morgenthaler
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* In [[http://scores.espn.go.com/nhl/recap?gameId=280411023 Game 1 of the 2008 Stanley Cup Eastern Conference Quarterfinals]], Philadelphia LW Patrick Thoresen took a shot in the groin. [[http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/news/story?id=3342832 He was hospitalized and told he might have to have one of his testicles removed.]] [[{{Badass}} He was back on the ice for]] [[http://scores.espn.go.com/nhl/recap?gameId=280415015 Game 3.]]

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* In [[http://scores.espn.go.com/nhl/recap?gameId=280411023 Game 1 of the 2008 Stanley Cup Eastern Conference Quarterfinals]], Philadelphia LW Patrick Thoresen took a shot in the groin. [[http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/news/story?id=3342832 He was hospitalized and told he might have to have one of his testicles removed.]] [[{{Badass}} He was back on the ice for]] for [[http://scores.espn.go.com/nhl/recap?gameId=280415015 Game 3.]]
2nd Jan '17 1:11:05 AM Theatre_Maven_3695
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22nd Dec '16 1:41:04 PM GlitteringFlowers
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* In the Rio 2016 UsefulNotes/OlympicGames, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIRmVw3zP4U Japanese pole vault athlete Hiroki Ogita suffers... an Unfortunate cock accident]] during the qualifying round.

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* In the Rio 2016 UsefulNotes/OlympicGames, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIRmVw3zP4U Japanese pole vault athlete Hiroki Ogita suffers... an Unfortunate unfortunate cock accident]] during the qualifying round.round.
* Chilean TV anchor man and show host Martín Cárcamo [[https://twitter.com/EvaProudhon/status/811960180581732352/video/1 gets a still bike's disk to the nuts]] in live TV.
5th Dec '16 11:44:53 AM TheKaizerreich
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** In various African tribes, women use excessive amounts of soap to dry their vaginas (no one really knows how this came to be, though). The resulting "dry sex" is very much as painful as it sounds and serves to make them only do the deed when they want children (granted, "wanting" children or not isn't really a choice in most of Africa).
5th Dec '16 11:34:08 AM TheKaizerreich
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** Some more [[Heartwarming/RealLife heartwarming]], Germany in late 2016 has recognised male circumcision for what it really is - Male Genital Mutilation, and banned the practice entirely, bringing equality back (formerly, only FGM was banned). Only in very, ''very'' rare medical cases is the procedure still allowed and even then it's difficult to get permission.
5th Dec '16 11:29:56 AM TheKaizerreich
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** Almost the entire world thinks it's a gruesome, barbaric, and misogynistic practice that should be ended. The act is designed to deny the woman any sexual pleasure, and it is often performed in a less-than-medical environment (e.g. a dirty hut with a large knife). To their credit, both the civil and religious authorities in the countries where it exists have condemned the practice in no uncertain terms.

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** Almost the entire world thinks it's a gruesome, barbaric, and misogynistic practice that should be ended. The act is designed to deny the woman any sexual pleasure, and it is often performed in a less-than-medical environment (e.g. a dirty hut with a large knife). To their credit, both the civil and religious authorities in the countries where it exists have condemned the practice in no uncertain terms. Probably the worst fact is that, usually, this isn't even performed by men, but by ''old women'' in the overwhelming amount of cases, who typically had it done on themselves by other women and simply don't know any better, no matter the amount of horrible screaming involved in the procedure ([[NightmareFuel the girls are fully conscious, after all]]).
2nd Dec '16 9:01:07 PM Lloigor
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** Thankfully it has been repeatedly proven that the Candiru is not attracted to urea - in fact it cannot detect urea at all. As noted, fluid dynamics also make it impossible for the fish to "travel up a stream" of urine. Moreover, the only documented case of a Candiru being lodged anywhere (in the case it was a male urethra) is widely considered to be a hoax if for no other reason than the fish being to large to have gotten as far in without outside forces.

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** Thankfully Thankfully, it has been repeatedly proven that the Candiru candiru is not attracted to urea - in fact fact, it cannot detect urea at all. As noted, fluid dynamics also make it impossible for the fish to "travel up a stream" of urine. Moreover, the only documented case of a Candiru candiru being lodged anywhere (in the case it was a male urethra) is widely considered to be a hoax if for no other reason than the fish being to large to have gotten as far in without outside forces.
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