History GroinAttack / RealLife

30th Nov '17 7:27:48 AM thatsnumberwang
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*** There simply are not the same cultural barriers involved in hitting a boy in the groin as there are the reverse. Parents, teachers, friends and authorities do not teach young boys to aim for a girls' crotch if he gets into trouble, and if he does for whatever reason, you won't be seeing that on Series/AmericasFunniestHomeVideos any time soon. This is also evidenced by the fact that female groin attacks are of an extreme rarity on film and TV, and when they do show up such as on Film/ShesTheMan, they are portrayed as being of a minor inconvenience at best. It actually isn't all that surprising that many men are in the dark as to the fact that women also hurt badly down there.
29th Nov '17 2:45:34 PM GeniusInTheLamp
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* [[http://www.complex.com/life/2016/05/python-chomps-down-man-penis-toilet A a 3m (10ft) python emerges from a squat toilet and sinks its teeth into a Thai man's penis.]].

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* [[http://www.complex.com/life/2016/05/python-chomps-down-man-penis-toilet A a 3m (10ft) python emerges from a squat toilet and sinks its teeth into a Thai man's penis.]].]].
* Chicago Bears defensive back Virgil Livers suffered a ruptured testicle in a 1976 game against the Oakland Raiders. While he was in a pile during a punt return, a Raiders player landed knee-first on Livers' crotch, ''exploding the testicle on impact''. Livers continued to play until his swollen scrotum made it too difficult for him to move on the field.
18th Nov '17 5:13:29 PM GlitteringFlowers
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* Male giraffes fight by standing next to each other and swinging their heads like {{Epic Flail}}s while aiming for their opponent's belly and testicles. They've been known to inflict lethal injuries this way.

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* Male giraffes fight by standing next to each other and swinging their heads like {{Epic Flail}}s while aiming for their opponent's belly and testicles. They've been known to inflict lethal injuries this way.way.
* [[http://www.complex.com/life/2016/05/python-chomps-down-man-penis-toilet A a 3m (10ft) python emerges from a squat toilet and sinks its teeth into a Thai man's penis.]].
25th Oct '17 7:46:19 PM BattleMaster
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* [[http://metro.co.uk/2017/02/21/builder-shoots-himself-in-the-crotch-with-hydraulic-nail-gun-6462856/ Welsh builder shoots himself in the crotch with hydraulic nail gun.]]

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* [[http://metro.co.uk/2017/02/21/builder-shoots-himself-in-the-crotch-with-hydraulic-nail-gun-6462856/ Welsh builder shoots himself in the crotch with hydraulic nail gun.]]]]
* Male giraffes fight by standing next to each other and swinging their heads like {{Epic Flail}}s while aiming for their opponent's belly and testicles. They've been known to inflict lethal injuries this way.
9th Oct '17 1:31:22 PM erana
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** Medieval Italian martial arts manual ''Flos Duellatorum'' (Flower of Battle) specifically shows groin kicks as a swordfighting technique, making it literally as old as Feudalism.
1st Oct '17 8:38:27 PM BattleMaster
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* Woe unto any predatory animal, male or female, that dares attack the [[http://www.badassoftheweek.com/honeybadger.html ratel, aka the honey badger]] [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast (not the tank named after it, though, but it is STILL quite a threat, too!)]]... If they can fight puff adders (extremely poisonous snakes in Africa, where both it and the ratel are from) and eat them, too, they won't hesitate to inspire fear to anybody that dares to go within spitting distance of one! The ratel viciously attacks anyone or any animal that threatens it. What's worse, the ratel will (at the right moment) lunge at the crotch of either gender of attacker, and tear their groin out with their teeth, leaving the unfortunate attackee to bleed to death in the most excruciating pain unimaginable. Wildebeest and '''LIONS''' have died from bleeding to death by having their scrotums torn off by this 3-foot animal, and '''''HUMAN MALES''''' weren't above being ruinously castrated by ratels, too, when they approached one! If you go to Africa, and see a ratel... be afraid. Be '''VERY''' afraid.

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* Woe unto any predatory animal, male or female, that dares attack the [[http://www.badassoftheweek.com/honeybadger.html ratel, aka the honey badger]] [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast (not the tank named after it, though, but it is STILL quite a threat, too!)]]... If they can fight puff adders (extremely poisonous snakes in Africa, where both it and the ratel are from) and eat them, too, they won't hesitate to inspire fear to anybody that dares to go within spitting distance of one! The ratel viciously attacks anyone or any animal that threatens it. What's worse, the ratel will (at the right moment) lunge at the crotch of either gender of attacker, and tear their groin out with their teeth, leaving the unfortunate attackee to bleed to death in the most excruciating pain unimaginable. Wildebeest and '''LIONS''' have died from bleeding to death by As if having their scrotums torn immunity to snake venoms, skin thick enough to resist machete strikes, being aggressive enough to chase off by this 3-foot animal, lions, and '''''HUMAN MALES''''' having skunk-like musk glands weren't above being ruinously castrated by ratels, too, when protection enough it's also got a reputation for attacking the testicles of large animals like lions and buffalo. Perhaps thankfully, actual documentation of this behavior is extremely rare, so it seems that if the honey badgers actually do so, it's apparently not something they approached one! If you go to Africa, and see intentionally do on a ratel... be afraid. Be '''VERY''' afraid.regular basis.
16th Sep '17 4:25:36 PM nombretomado
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* Sam Houston took an arrow in the groin at the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Horseshoe_Bend Battle of Horseshoe Bend]], the injury keeping him out of the rest of the WarOf1812. The Creator/EricFlint AlternateHistory novel ''[[Literature/TrailOfGlory The Rivers of War]]'' changed this as the point of departure from our universe, the arrow only nicking his outer thigh, after slipping on a dirt mound, leaving Ensign Houston available during the War of 1812 to rally the defenders of Washington, DC (much to the despair of Francis Scott Key).

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* Sam Houston took an arrow in the groin at the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Horseshoe_Bend Battle of Horseshoe Bend]], the injury keeping him out of the rest of the WarOf1812.UsefulNotes/WarOf1812. The Creator/EricFlint AlternateHistory novel ''[[Literature/TrailOfGlory The Rivers of War]]'' changed this as the point of departure from our universe, the arrow only nicking his outer thigh, after slipping on a dirt mound, leaving Ensign Houston available during the War of 1812 to rally the defenders of Washington, DC (much to the despair of Francis Scott Key).
15th Sep '17 9:03:27 PM Snowsky
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** A drunken man once tried to have sex with a raccoon. Let's say ''teeth'' were involved.

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** A drunken man once [[BestialityIsDepraved tried to have sex with a raccoon. raccoon.]] Let's say ''teeth'' were involved.
25th Aug '17 6:53:56 PM nombretomado
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** The ''[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skoptsy Skoptzy]]'', on account of the same verse than Origen, in [[UsefulNotes/TsaristRussia Imperial]] and later {{Soviet Russia|UkraineAndSoOn}}, from 1750s to 1970s, though castration generally stopped [=and/or=] reduced after the 1910s.

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** The ''[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skoptsy Skoptzy]]'', on account of the same verse than Origen, in [[UsefulNotes/TsaristRussia Imperial]] and later {{Soviet UsefulNotes/{{Soviet Russia|UkraineAndSoOn}}, from 1750s to 1970s, though castration generally stopped [=and/or=] reduced after the 1910s.
10th Jun '17 3:14:11 PM thatsnumberwang
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** A fair analysis of why this view is held would point to just how much of a larger target the testicles are in comparison to the vagina and thus any impact that would be a mere glancing blow to a woman is frequently a full on strike to a man. The vagina also has far greater protection from being grabbed or squeezed, making such an attack very unlikely.

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** A fair analysis of why this view is held would point to just how much of a larger target the testicles are in comparison to the vagina and thus any impact many impacts that would otherwise be a mere glancing blow to a woman is frequently a full on strike to a man. The vagina also has far greater protection from being grabbed or squeezed, making such an attack very unlikely.limiting the variety of ways that she can be attacked in comparison to him.
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