History GroinAttack / Mythology

20th Aug '15 3:39:44 PM RainFairy
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* The [[JapaneseMythology legend of "Kanamara"]] ([[MeaningfulName "steel penis"]]) has a demon taking a liking to a GirlNextDoor, forcibly giving hr a VaginaDentata via DemonicPossession, and inflicting this on least two prospect grooms during their respective wedding nights. The [[RuleOfThree third groom]] was a GenreSavvy blacksmith who forged a "dildo" and tricked the demon into biting it instead of his cock, managing to shoo the demon away and get HappilyMarried to the grateful girl. The legend would be the origin of the rather infamous [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanamara_Matsuri "Kanamara Matsuri"]]
4th May '15 2:33:33 PM nombretomado
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* When Gaia the Earth of GreekMythology was sick of her husband Uranus the Sky (who was also her son) ramming their children back into her womb because he hated and feared them, she fashioned a sickle and asked her children to avenge her. The youngest and boldest one, Cronus, then took the sickle, and ''castrated his father'' when Uranus let his guard down. Uranus then cursed them with the name "Titans", or "Over-reachers".

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* When Gaia the Earth of GreekMythology Myth/GreekMythology was sick of her husband Uranus the Sky (who was also her son) ramming their children back into her womb because he hated and feared them, she fashioned a sickle and asked her children to avenge her. The youngest and boldest one, Cronus, then took the sickle, and ''castrated his father'' when Uranus let his guard down. Uranus then cursed them with the name "Titans", or "Over-reachers".



* Adonis of GreekMythology was caught in a LoveTriangle between Persephone and Aphrodite. Aphrodite won, and the jealous Persephone told Ares of Aphrodite's new lover. Ares turned into a boar and gored Adonis in the crotch.

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* Adonis of GreekMythology Myth/GreekMythology was caught in a LoveTriangle between Persephone and Aphrodite. Aphrodite won, and the jealous Persephone told Ares of Aphrodite's new lover. Ares turned into a boar and gored Adonis in the crotch.
30th Mar '15 9:46:11 PM nombretomado
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* Having murdered his brother Osiris, the [[EgyptianMythology Egyptian]] deity Set dismembered the corpse. This included the severing of Osiris's penis, which was swallowed by a fish before Isis could find it and incorporate it into her late husband's reassembled body.

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* Having murdered his brother Osiris, the [[EgyptianMythology [[Myth/EgyptianMythology Egyptian]] deity Set dismembered the corpse. This included the severing of Osiris's penis, which was swallowed by a fish before Isis could find it and incorporate it into her late husband's reassembled body.
27th Sep '14 2:19:47 PM QueenMarine
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** He got better though after Isis created a new one for him out of ivory.
18th Apr '14 7:01:12 AM shokoshu
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* The Fisher King from the [[KingArthur Parcival]] mythos. A spear got him in the hips...groins...whatever. (Your {{Bowdlerize}} may vary, [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fisher_King see here]] for details.)
24th Feb '13 7:14:48 PM M84
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* Adonis of GreekMythology was caught in a LoveTriangle between Persephone and Aphrodite. Aphrodite won, and the jealous Persephone told Ares of Aphrodite's new lover. Ares turned into a boar and gored Adonis in the crotch.
18th Aug '12 7:10:32 PM Austin
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* Having murdered his brother Osiris, the Egyptian deity Set dismembered the corpse. This included the severing of Osiris's penis, which was swallowed by a fish before Isis could find it and incorporate it into her late husband's reassembled body.

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* Having murdered his brother Osiris, the Egyptian [[EgyptianMythology Egyptian]] deity Set dismembered the corpse. This included the severing of Osiris's penis, which was swallowed by a fish before Isis could find it and incorporate it into her late husband's reassembled body.
23rd Oct '11 9:40:26 PM ArcadesSabboth
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* The Greeks may have gotten this story from the earlier Hittite myth, in which Kumarbi ''bites off'' the testicles of the sky god Anu and [[MisterSeahorse gets pregnant from them.]]
26th Sep '11 1:35:21 PM redviper
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* Later in the same myth, [[ChaoticStupid Seth]] gets one or both his [[GroinAttack Crown Jewels]] ripped off by [[YouKilledMyFather Horus]] in a fight, [[ContinuitySnarl depending on the version]]. [[LaserGuidedKarma What goes around comes around, eh?]]
3rd Dec '10 8:42:23 AM ccoa
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