History Funny / ZeroShock

30th Apr '17 12:00:48 PM SithkingZero
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* Siesta's secret hobby is reading erotic stories, and Jack fits the bill as the strong, forceful protagonist of said stories. Only problem is... well, he's Jack. Especially evident when Siesta hands him food and drink and expects to admire him through EroticEating. Jack, on the other hand, spent the last year or so fighting in a war-torn city and whose main method of eating and drinking is "Shove it in my face as fast as is feasable, because if I stop for too long a Splicer might get me." The dissonance is wonderful.




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*** It's not very effective...
16th May '15 6:19:40 PM nombretomado
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* Jack uses a [[spoiler: [[{{Halo}} plasma grenade]]]] on one of Foquet of the Crumbling Dirt's golems. ItMakesSenseInContext. Also a BigLippedAlligatorMoment.

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* Jack uses a [[spoiler: [[{{Halo}} [[Franchise/{{Halo}} plasma grenade]]]] on one of Foquet of the Crumbling Dirt's golems. ItMakesSenseInContext. Also a BigLippedAlligatorMoment.
30th May '12 11:54:22 AM Oreochan
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** [[spoiler: Jack used [[{{Pokemon}} a pokéball]] on Wild Foquet]]!

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** [[spoiler: Jack used [[{{Pokemon}} [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} a pokéball]] on Wild Foquet]]!



-->and might I say is one hell of a [[KilledMidSentence kis-]] ''[[ThisIsADrill VRRRRRRRRRRR]]'' [[BloodyHilarious AAAAAAAAAAAARGH]]

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-->and might I say is one hell of a [[KilledMidSentence kis-]] ''[[ThisIsADrill VRRRRRRRRRRR]]'' [[BloodyHilarious AAAAAAAAAAAARGH]]
9th May '12 2:59:38 AM Oreochan
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* How Jack defeated Guiche. This troper almost literally lol'd

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* How Jack defeated Guiche. This troper almost literally lol'd
9th May '12 2:59:27 AM Oreochan
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* Jack, who has been living off what is probably sub-par food for the past few months, eating freshly baked bread. Then the girls' reaction to this WhenHeSmiles and thanks Siesta for the food. Seriously, this is plays out like the final episode of ''LightNovel/{{Haruhi Suzumiya}}'''s first season, with the mundane becoming hilarious. The writer has made Jack eating bread epically funny. Let me once more reiterate: [[ThisIsSparta Jack.]] [[TheStoic Eating.]] [[CuteMute Bread.]]

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* Jack, who has been living off what is probably sub-par food for the past few months, eating freshly baked bread. Then the girls' reaction to this WhenHeSmiles and thanks Siesta for the food. Seriously, this is plays out like the final episode of ''LightNovel/{{Haruhi Suzumiya}}'''s first season, with the mundane becoming hilarious. The writer has made Jack eating bread epically funny. Let me once more reiterate: [[ThisIsSparta Jack.]] Jack. [[TheStoic Eating.]] [[CuteMute Bread.]]
2nd Feb '12 12:17:12 PM nombretomado
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* Jack, who has been living off what is probably sub-par food for the past few months, eating freshly baked bread. Then the girls' reaction to this WhenHeSmiles and thanks Siesta for the food. Seriously, this is plays out like the final episode of {{Haruhi Suzumiya}}'s first season, with the mundane becoming hilarious. The writer has made Jack eating bread epically funny. Let me once more reiterate: [[ThisIsSparta Jack.]] [[TheStoic Eating.]] [[CuteMute Bread.]]

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* Jack, who has been living off what is probably sub-par food for the past few months, eating freshly baked bread. Then the girls' reaction to this WhenHeSmiles and thanks Siesta for the food. Seriously, this is plays out like the final episode of {{Haruhi Suzumiya}}'s ''LightNovel/{{Haruhi Suzumiya}}'''s first season, with the mundane becoming hilarious. The writer has made Jack eating bread epically funny. Let me once more reiterate: [[ThisIsSparta Jack.]] [[TheStoic Eating.]] [[CuteMute Bread.]]
22nd Jan '12 10:04:43 AM Centimental
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** [[spoiler: Jack used [[PokeMon a pokeball]] on Wild Foquet]]!

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** [[spoiler: Jack used [[PokeMon [[{{Pokemon}} a pokeball]] pokéball]] on Wild Foquet]]!
9th Oct '11 9:56:40 PM RedFred
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-->and might I say is one hell of a [[KilledMidSentence kis-]]''[[ThisIsADrill VRRRRRRRRRRR]]''AAAAAAAAAAAARGH

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-->and might I say is one hell of a [[KilledMidSentence kis-]]''[[ThisIsADrill VRRRRRRRRRRR]]''AAAAAAAAAAAARGHkis-]] ''[[ThisIsADrill VRRRRRRRRRRR]]'' [[BloodyHilarious AAAAAAAAAAAARGH]]
9th Oct '11 9:55:57 PM RedFred
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[[HealingFactor could heal from any scrape and blister]],
[[SheIsAllGrownUp now she's all grown big]],
[[TookALevelInBadass got her own daddy-like rig]],
and might I say is one hell of a [[KilledMidSentence kis-]]''[[ThisIsADrill VRRRRRRRRRRR]]''AAAAAAAAAAAARGH

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[[HealingFactor -->[[HealingFactor could heal from any scrape and blister]],
[[SheIsAllGrownUp -->[[SheIsAllGrownUp now she's all grown big]],
[[TookALevelInBadass -->[[TookALevelInBadass got her own daddy-like rig]],
and -->and might I say is one hell of a [[KilledMidSentence kis-]]''[[ThisIsADrill VRRRRRRRRRRR]]''AAAAAAAAAAAARGH
9th Oct '11 9:55:30 PM RedFred
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** [[spoiler: Jack used [[PokeMon a pokeball]] on Wild Foquet]]!

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** [[spoiler: Jack used [[PokeMon a pokeball]] on Wild Foquet]]!Foquet]]!

* The author released a series of limericks themed towards the Bioshock main characters. Eleanor's is just plain hilarious and awesome:
-->[[DistressedDamsel Eleanor Lamb]] was [[DaddysGirl once a little sister]],
[[HealingFactor could heal from any scrape and blister]],
[[SheIsAllGrownUp now she's all grown big]],
[[TookALevelInBadass got her own daddy-like rig]],
and might I say is one hell of a [[KilledMidSentence kis-]]''[[ThisIsADrill VRRRRRRRRRRR]]''AAAAAAAAAAAARGH
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