History Funny / Zathura

'''Danny:''' (Dejectedly) Tartar sauce.

** When the meteors start to hit, one smashes a dust-filled vase resting on the fire place. [[BlackComedy What was in the vase?]]

* Danny's turn comes and he gets a card that says "Flunk Space Academy, go back one space".

'''Walter:''' "Time-sphincter"?\\

* Lisa discovering that the Astronaut (who she had a crush on) was a grown up version of Walter. Her reaction is '''better'''.
-->'''Lisa:''' Oh my God! And I was about to--

--> '''Danny:''' They're lizard-men - they eat meat! We're meat!

--> '''Astronaut:''' And the worst part is, they eat meat...
--> '''Danny:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint That's good.]]
--> '''Astronaut:''' (Gives Danny an "Are you kidding me" look) Dude! ''You're'' meat.

'''Astronaut:''' ...I apologize, sir. I didn't realize you were fleet admiral...In fact, I...\\
''*Astronaut pulls out identical card*''\\
'''Astronaut:''' I'm a FLEET ADMIRAL TOO! It's just a card, bug nuts!

** When the meteors start to hit, one smashes a dust-filled vase resting on the fire place. What was in the vase?
-->'''Danny:''' [[BlackComedy Grandma!]]

-->'''Walter''': (calmly) [[CasualDangerDialogue Don't push that button.]]

** When the meteors start to hit, one smashes a vase resting on the fire place. What was in the vase?

* The scene where Danny and Walter try to show Lisa the dangers of the game they found. From Lisa's viewpoint, the whole thing is a [[OverlyLongGag overly long]] moment of her brothers awkwardly trying to show her how a simple board game works, making a big fuss when the card pops up, Danny whimpering "Here comes the scary part", only to end in an anti-climatic "You've been promoted to a Starship Captain. Move ahead two spaces."

* The scene where Danny and Walter try to show Lisa the dangers of the game they found. From Lisa's viewpoint, the whole thing is a [[OverlyLongGag overly long]] moment of her brothers awkwardly trying to show her how a simple board game works, making a big fuss when the card pops up (complete with Danny whimpering "Here comes the scary part") only to end in an anti-climatic "You've been promoted to a Starship Captain. Move ahead two spaces."
** "[[ShoutOut Fascinating]]..." The only thing that's missing is Creator/KristenStewart dryly giving the Vulcan sign.

* These lines.
--> '''Lisa:''' What's a Zorgon?
--> '''Danny:''' They're lizard-men - they eat meat! We're meat!
** It's better the first time, when the Astronaut first tells this to Danny, and Danny doesn't catch on until the Astronaut explains that kids (like Danny himself) are composed of, you guessed it, meat.

* Danny's turn comes and he gets a card that says "Flunk Space Academy, go back one space".
--> '''Danny:''' I'm not even going to comment on that.
** Just that fact that while he's calm, Danny obviously still feels indignant over it.

** The fact that it's Creator/KristenStewart saying this line is what makes it hilarious.
* Don't forget to always "Rest on standing astroturf!"
* What's Danny's idea of taking evasive action? Running around in circles as meteors bombard his living room.
--> '''Danny:''' Take [[{{Malaproper}} erasive]] action! TAKE ERASIVE ACTION!!
** When the meteors start to hit, one smashes a vase resting on the fire place. What was in the vase?
-->'''Danny:''' [[BlackComedy Grandma!]]
* A really good line comes after Walter makes his first wish.
--> '''Danny:''' Why'd you wish for a football? You could've wished us out of here!
--> '''Walter:''' I was under a lot of pressure! (''points at the Astronaut'') He was yelling at me!
-->'''Walter:''' Still think I have gorgeous eyes?

* After Walter changes the channel from ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'' to ''Series/SportsCenter'':
-->'''Danny:''' Can't we watch ''[=SpongeBob=]''?\\
'''Walter:''' No.\\
'''Danny:''' Why? You used to like it!\\
'''Walter:''' Times change.\\
'''Danny:''' Tartar sauce.
* A rather understated moment: After the ResetButton occurs and Walter and Danny find themselves back in the living room, with the latter mere moments from starting the game, what is Walter's reaction?
-->'''Walter''': (calmly) [[CasualDangerDialogue Don't push that button.]]
* The reaction of the little repair device inside the robot when Walter holds up the "Reprogram" card. It peers at it through the little viewport window on the robot's chest for a moment, then suddenly rushes out of sight, like a factory worker [[OhCrap realizing]] he just made a ''huge'' mistake and is trying to fix it before the boss finds out.

* The reaction of the little repair device inside the robot when Walter holds up the "Reprogram" card. It peers at it through the little viewport window on the robot's chest for a moment, then suddenly rushes out of sight, like a factory worker [[OhCrap realizing]] he just made a ''huge'' mistake and is trying to fix it before the boss finds out.
* What happens after Lisa has told her dad a million times not to worry?
--> '''Lisa:''' ''YOU GUYS ACTUALLY SET THE HOUSE ON FIRE?!?!''
* Lisa discovering that the Astronaut (who she had a crush on) was a grown up version of Walter. Her reaction is '''better'''.
-->'''Lisa:''' Oh my God! And I was about to--
* Last lines of the film. Needless to say, Lisa isn't pleased at the CallBack.

* The reaction of the little repair device inside the robot when Walter holds up the "Reprogram" card. It peers at it through the little viewport window on the robot's chest for a moment, then suddenly rushes out of sight, like a factory worker [[OhCrap realizing]] he just made a ''huge'' mistake and is trying to fix it before the boss finds out.

* What happens after Lisa has told her dad a million times not to worry?
--> '''Lisa:''' ''YOU GUYS ACTUALLY SET THE HOUSE ON FIRE?!?!''

* Lisa discovering that the Astronaut (who she had a crush on) was a grown up version of Walter. Her reaction is '''better'''.
-->'''Lisa:''' Oh my God! And I was about to--
* Last lines of the film. Needless to say, Lisa isn't pleased at the CallBack.

--> '''Walter:''' Get me a juice box, [[PrecisionFStrike biatch!]]

--> '''Danny:''' They're lizard-men - they eat meat! [[spoiler:We're meat!]]
** It's better the first time, when the Astronaut first tells this to Danny, and Danny doesn't catch on until the Astronaut explains that [[spoiler:kids (like Danny himself) are composed of, you guessed it, meat]].

* Lisa discovering that the Astronaut (who she had a crush on) [[spoiler:was a grown up version of Walter]]. Her reaction is '''better'''.

-->[[spoiler:'''Walter:''' Still think I have gorgeous eyes?]]

--> '''Danny:''' [[spoiler:You wished for ''two'' of me?]]

* A rather understated moment: After [[spoiler:the ResetButton occurs and Walter and Danny find themselves back in the living room, with the latter mere moments from starting the game]], what is Walter's reaction?

-->'''Walter''': (calmly) [[CasualDangerDialogue Don't push that button.]]

** It's better the first time, when the Astronaut first tells this to Danny, and Danny doesn't catch on until the Astronaut explains that [[spoiler:kids (like Danny himself) are comprised of, [[DontExplainTheJoke you guessed it]], meat]].

* This line.
--> '''Danny:''' Zorgons are the lizardmen. They eat meat [[spoiler:and we're MEAT!]]

-->'''Danny:''' Grandma!

--> '''Lisa:''' ''[[CrowningMomentOfFunny YOU GUYS ACTUALLY SET THE HOUSE ON FIRE?!?!]]''

'''Astronaut:''' ...I apologize, sir. I didn't realize you were fleet admiral...In fact, I... I'm a FLEET ADMIRAL TOO! It's just a card, bug nuts!