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26th Jun '16 2:17:18 PM GoldenKeyblade
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** Actually, the entire scenario as they enter the Rubbish Dump is pretty amazing. First, Simon attempts to climb down the wall of the dump, rolls a 3 on his DEX roll, and tumbles unceremoniously into a heap of turds. A rat appears and attempts to attack Simon. To defend his ally, Duncan takes out [[ChekhovsGun his crossbow]], takes aim, [[EpicFail rolls a 1]], at which point [[SubvertedTrope the crossbow]] [[StuffBlowingUp explodes]] (thankfully not damaging Duncan, but depriving him of his primary weapon). Oh, and the enemy rat? It's scared off by ''Sjin's [[AscendedExtra rat dad]]''.

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** Actually, the entire scenario as they enter the Rubbish Dump is pretty amazing. First, Simon attempts to climb down the wall of the dump, rolls a 3 on his DEX roll, and tumbles unceremoniously into a heap of turds. A rat appears and attempts to attack Simon. To defend his ally, Duncan takes out [[ChekhovsGun his crossbow]], takes aim, and [[EpicFail rolls a 1]], at which point [[SubvertedTrope the crossbow]] [[StuffBlowingUp explodes]] (thankfully not damaging Duncan, but depriving him of his primary weapon). Oh, and the enemy rat? It's scared off by ''Sjin's [[AscendedExtra rat dad]]''.
26th Jun '16 2:16:18 PM GoldenKeyblade
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* The very first line of the series, quickly establishing the tone:
--> '''Narrator!Simon''': [[TitleDrop YogsQuest]]! Scraping the bottom of the barrel of adventure!


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** Actually, the entire scenario as they enter the Rubbish Dump is pretty amazing. First, Simon attempts to climb down the wall of the dump, rolls a 3 on his DEX roll, and tumbles unceremoniously into a heap of turds. A rat appears and attempts to attack Simon. To defend his ally, Duncan takes out [[ChekhovsGun his crossbow]], takes aim, [[EpicFail rolls a 1]], at which point [[SubvertedTrope the crossbow]] [[StuffBlowingUp explodes]] (thankfully not damaging Duncan, but depriving him of his primary weapon). Oh, and the enemy rat? It's scared off by ''Sjin's [[AscendedExtra rat dad]]''.
18th Jun '16 8:50:35 AM GoldenKeyblade
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* The song Sips tries to use to "charm" Wrinkleface into pulling his cart. Note that he doesn't play more than one chord over and over for the entire song.
--> You think that you're a horse
--> And you're gonna pull my cart full of owl shit
--> [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch Bitch]]
27th Mar '16 8:25:25 PM nombretomado
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* Both appearances by Simon and Lewis in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eKD2uWTAa0 this episode]] of Yognews: first when Lewis interrupts Simon's DowntonAbbey time, and then when they thank the viewers for 6 million subs and Simon has [[NonHumanSidekick Man]][[CompanionCube drew]] play a song for everyone.

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* Both appearances by Simon and Lewis in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eKD2uWTAa0 this episode]] of Yognews: first when Lewis interrupts Simon's DowntonAbbey ''Series/DowntonAbbey'' time, and then when they thank the viewers for 6 million subs and Simon has [[NonHumanSidekick Man]][[CompanionCube drew]] play a song for everyone.
19th Mar '16 2:17:14 AM Hossmeister
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15th Mar '16 3:08:12 PM ObsidianFire
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** This happens again when they unbox World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria collector's edition. except this time, Simon decides to open it using ''Doom Hammer''. [[OhCrap And like Frostmoure, it's life-sized and weighs about half a ton.]] And just to stick the middle finger to those who were unhappy with his previous unboxing method, Simon ''actually smashes the box to pieces!'' [[spoiler: Fortunately, Lewis was GenreSavvy enough to see this coming, and hid the actual box, replacing it with a decoy. The decoy was full of Jaffa Cakes, much to Simon's dismay.]]

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** This happens again when they unbox World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria collector's edition. except this time, Simon decides to open it using ''Doom Hammer''. [[OhCrap And like Frostmoure, it's life-sized and weighs about half a ton.]] And just to stick the middle finger to those who were unhappy with his previous unboxing method, Simon ''actually smashes the box to pieces!'' [[spoiler: Fortunately, Lewis was GenreSavvy smart enough to see this coming, and hid the actual box, replacing it with a decoy. The decoy was full of Jaffa Cakes, much to Simon's dismay.]]



-->'''Trott:''' Okay. [[GenreSavvy It's Sjin]].

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-->'''Trott:''' Okay. [[GenreSavvy It's Sjin]].Sjin.



** The first minute and a half is quick to prove that Hannah is both GenreSavvy and GenreBlind, failing to consider that while a grenade may kill her prey, it may or may not have some unintended consequences. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z858heSTigU&list=UUH-_hzb2ILSCo9ftVSnrCIQ#t=79 The following happens as a result]].

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** The first minute and a half is quick to prove that Hannah is both GenreSavvy and GenreBlind, failing fails to consider that while a grenade may kill her prey, it may or may not have some unintended consequences. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z858heSTigU&list=UUH-_hzb2ILSCo9ftVSnrCIQ#t=79 The following happens as a result]].



** A string of WrongGenreSavvy means that in the first round alone, Sips [=RDMs=] Smiffy, which means that Simon has no choice but to gun him down. At this point, Trott strikes and offs Lewis. It looks like there's going to be an epic showdown, with Ross and Trott as traitors and Simon as the detective... then [[spoiler:Simon falls down a hole and to his death]].
** The gang eventually move to a new map, called "Slender", although to their surprise it has nothing to do with the popular character. After a bit of exploration, the lights go out and Ross kills Sjin, who is a detective, [[BlatantLies all the while trying to frame Sjin as a traitor]]. Later in the round, Lewis ends up searching the body of Ross (who by this point had been discovered and gunned down), going as far as to say that [[WrongGenreSavvy Simon would have killed him already if he was a traitor]]... at which point Simon chooses to turn on him and fill him with lead. As he's being shot, Lewis cries out "Simon, [[BigNO NOOOOOOOO!]]", which would be fine... except he started the sentence just after he had finally died.

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** A string of WrongGenreSavvy bad events means that in the first round alone, Sips [=RDMs=] Smiffy, which means that Simon has no choice but to gun him down. At this point, Trott strikes and offs Lewis. It looks like there's going to be an epic showdown, with Ross and Trott as traitors and Simon as the detective... then [[spoiler:Simon falls down a hole and to his death]].
** The gang eventually move to a new map, called "Slender", although to their surprise it has nothing to do with the popular character. After a bit of exploration, the lights go out and Ross kills Sjin, who is a detective, [[BlatantLies all the while trying to frame Sjin as a traitor]]. Later in the round, Lewis ends up searching the body of Ross (who by this point had been discovered and gunned down), going as far as to say that [[WrongGenreSavvy Simon would have killed him already if he was a traitor]]...traitor... at which point Simon chooses to turn on him and fill him with lead. As he's being shot, Lewis cries out "Simon, [[BigNO NOOOOOOOO!]]", which would be fine... except he started the sentence just after he had finally died.



* Civ 5 Challenge. As the game goes on, people get gradually more annoyed as Sjin's fake religion, Sjintoism, starts spreading and they cannot stop it. Sjin then asks "[[CrossesTheLineTwice If I'm focusing on religion, should I avoid researching education?]]". Lewis, seemingly aware of the backdraft that is due to follow that comment, just mutters [[GenreSavvy "Jesus Christ"]].

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* Civ 5 Challenge. As the game goes on, people get gradually more annoyed as Sjin's fake religion, Sjintoism, starts spreading and they cannot stop it. Sjin then asks "[[CrossesTheLineTwice If I'm focusing on religion, should I avoid researching education?]]". Lewis, seemingly aware of the backdraft that is due to follow that comment, just mutters [[GenreSavvy "Jesus Christ"]].Christ".
28th Dec '15 7:27:13 PM Kalse1229
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* The escapades of Sips' buxom orcish bard in the owl-centric town of Wook, which includes charming a seller of owl-related merchandise unconscious (after selling him her tassel pasties), stealing his cart, and getting past a nudity-banning tavern bouncer by claiming Duncan's gnomish wizard as her baby and ''breast feeding him'' at Simon's suggestion.

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* The escapades of Sips' buxom orcish bard in the owl-centric town of Wook, which includes charming a seller of owl-related merchandise unconscious (after selling him her tassel pasties), stealing his cart, cart (as well as his clothes), and getting past a nudity-banning tavern bouncer by claiming Duncan's gnomish wizard as her baby and ''breast feeding him'' at Simon's suggestion.
24th Oct '15 12:26:27 AM jormis29
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* Ridge getting run over TWICE in the DayZ series. Also, Simon discovers the effects of "hide the body".

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* Ridge getting run over TWICE in the DayZ ''VideoGame/DayZ'' series. Also, Simon discovers the effects of "hide the body".
26th Sep '15 4:42:08 PM nombretomado
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* Simon meets [[WebVideo/PressHeartToContinue Dodger]] and [[OmfgCata Jesse Cox]]. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otGV4sSM57Q Hilarity ensues.]]

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* Simon meets [[WebVideo/PressHeartToContinue Dodger]] and [[OmfgCata Jesse Cox]].WebVideo/JesseCox. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otGV4sSM57Q Hilarity ensues.]]
1st Aug '15 1:54:11 AM captainmarkle
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* After Turps and Lewis went off for a week's holiday, they joked [[https://twitter.com/The_T/status/625888761151389700 as to who was in charge]]. Cue OhCrap from the fandom.
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