History Funny / XenaWarriorPrincess

17th Dec '16 3:20:26 PM freyalorelei
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--> Xena: There was so much blood [from Joxer's dying body]!
--> Joxer: [[{{Fainting}} -faints-]]
--> Xena: (Gabrielle still looks disbelieving) We had a funeral for him! You cried over him!
--> Joxer: -suddenly recovers and leans beside Gabrielle- You cried for me?

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--> Xena: '''Xena''': There was so much blood [from Joxer's dying body]!
--> Joxer: '''Joxer''': [[{{Fainting}} -faints-]]
--> Xena: '''Xena''': (Gabrielle still looks disbelieving) We had a funeral for him! You cried over him!
--> Joxer: '''Joxer''': -suddenly recovers and leans beside Gabrielle- You cried for me?



-->Gabrielle: "So you're saying that today is actually yesterday for you, but for us today is today, because we can't remember that yesterday is today, right?"
-->Xena (relieved): "Right!"
-->Gabrielle: "Well, I don't get it."

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-->Gabrielle: -->'''Gabrielle''': "So you're saying that today is actually yesterday for you, but for us today is today, because we can't remember that yesterday is today, right?"
-->Xena -->'''Xena''' (relieved): "Right!"
-->Gabrielle: -->'''Gabrielle''': "Well, I don't get it."
17th Dec '16 3:18:46 PM freyalorelei
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-->'''Ares''': We were starting to... warm up to each other there, weren't we?

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-->'''Ares''': We were starting to... warm up to each other there, weren't we?



-->'''Ephiny''': (picks up horse dropping) ''These contain raw hay stalks. Centaurs don't eat hay.''
-->'''Xena''': ''Actually I was referring to the hoof prints. Centaurs put their weight on their front legs.''
-->'''Ephiny''': ''That's just as good.''

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-->'''Ephiny''': (picks up horse dropping) ''These These contain raw hay stalks. Centaurs don't eat hay.''
hay.
-->'''Xena''': ''Actually Actually I was referring to the hoof prints. Centaurs put their weight on their front legs.''
legs.
-->'''Ephiny''': ''That's That's just as good.''



* "There she is... Ms. Amphipolis" when one of the contestants who is a dude gets mistaken for Xena Warrior Princess.

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* "There she is... Ms. "Here She Comes...Miss Amphipolis" when one of the contestants who is a dude gets mistaken for Xena Warrior Princess.



--> '''Gabrielle:''' The Elysian Fields... only heroes wind up here. ''({{Beat}})'' Dead heroes. ''(she glances down, realizes she is completely naked and covers herself with her arms)'' [[NakedPeopleAreFunny Dead naked heroes]].

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--> '''Gabrielle:''' The Elysian Fields... only Fields! Only heroes wind up here. ''({{Beat}})'' Dead heroes. ''(she glances down, realizes she is completely naked and covers herself with her arms)'' [[NakedPeopleAreFunny Dead naked heroes]].


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*Then there's this exchange, summing up Xena's experience in that episode:
-->Gabrielle: "So you're saying that today is actually yesterday for you, but for us today is today, because we can't remember that yesterday is today, right?"
-->Xena (relieved): "Right!"
-->Gabrielle: "Well, I don't get it."
10th Nov '16 12:43:26 PM Geoduck
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** And Xena learning that Argo sold her out in exchange for apples.
7th Jul '16 8:49:39 PM DGCatAniSiri
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* Gabrielle doing the MushroomSamba in "Altared States."
5th Jan '16 3:13:10 AM bobfrank
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** Two [[{{Mooks}} random guards]] playing [[RockPaperScissors "rock, parchment, dagger".]]
24th Jan '15 5:51:59 AM Shadowwing09
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** --> '''Gabrielle''': "You know, you wouldn't even be in here if you had just kept your [[ThatCameOutWrong hands off my tomatoes.]]" What makes this so funny is the fact that [[TheAce Xena]] of all people looks so genuinely bewildered.

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** Salmoneus meets Gabrielle and Xena in prison. What makes this so funny is the fact that [[TheAce Xena]] of all people looks so genuinely bewildered by the exchange.
--> '''Gabrielle''': "You know, you wouldn't even be in here if you had just kept your [[ThatCameOutWrong [[ItMakesSenseInContext hands off my tomatoes.]]" What makes this so funny is the fact that [[TheAce Xena]] of all people looks so genuinely bewildered.]]"
24th Jan '15 5:48:16 AM Shadowwing09
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** --> '''Gabrielle''': "You know, you wouldn't even be in here if you had just kept your [[ThatCameOutWrong hands off my tomatoes.]]" What makes this so funny is the fact that [[TheAce Xena]] of all people looks so genuinely bewildered.
12th Jan '14 9:42:11 AM Eegah
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* In "The Xena Scrolls", Ares tells Renee O'Connor's character that her ancestor was an "annoying blonde." Her thoughts immediately go to Callisto...and she quite happy about it!

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* In "The Xena Scrolls", Ares tells Renee O'Connor's character that her ancestor was an "annoying blonde." Her thoughts immediately go to Callisto...and she she's quite happy about it!
4th Jun '13 9:43:07 PM ultimomant
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--> Joxer: [[{Fainting}} -faints-]]

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--> Joxer: [[{Fainting}} [[{{Fainting}} -faints-]]
4th Jun '13 9:42:45 PM ultimomant
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--> Joxer: [[{Fainting} -faints-]]

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--> Joxer: [[{Fainting} [[{Fainting}} -faints-]]
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