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11th May '16 4:03:49 PM Ambaryerno
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!!All-New Wolverine

* In issue 1 of ''All-New Wolverine'', Laura has just brought down a drone [[Film/DrStrangelove Slim Pickens]]-style, and unceremoniously dumped on the street. Warren runs up but she balks at him giving her a hug because of multiple severe injuries (cracked ribs, dislocated shoulder, and third degree burns among others). So instead, Warren resorts to ''a pat on the head''.
-->'''Laura''': Are you... patting me on the head?\\
'''Warren''': A little awkward?\\
'''Laura''': A little awkward\\
''beat''\\
'''Laura''': I didn't say stop.
* Laura's conversation with Gabby in issue 2 when the latter has broken into her apartment and splits her time between playing [[MrExposition Ms. Exposition]], and [[DeadpanSnarker snarking]] about the contents of Laura's fridge. Gabby's FascinatingEyebrow when investigating a slice of leftover pizza is ''particularly'' funny.
* In issue 3 of ''All-New Wolverine'' Bellona snarks at Laura's refusal to kill because the Alchemax mooks might have families, by suggesting a man whose fingers she severed might play the piano and she's now ruined his career. Gabby then gathers them up so the man can have them reattached ''just in case that's actually true''.
** When they arrive at the house of [[spoiler: Comicbook/DoctorStrange]], Laura warns them not to touch anything, then turns to Bellona and tells specifically tells her not to ''shoot'' anything. Bellona ''sulks''.
* In Issue 4, Strange uses the Eye of Agamotto to observe the characters of the Sisters. He determines that one is good, one is...not so good, and one dislikes being judged and is thinking of creative ways to murder him. [[https://41.media.tumblr.com/c881375ec24816ca33c6e93f60fd41ac/tumblr_o0wf5fZnii1sqep2mo4_1280.png Laura's face and reply]] are utterly {{Adorkable}}.
** Bellona ends up ignoring Laura's warning in #3 and shoots a cupboard. Because it was ''winking'' at her. After subduing the monster [[NiceJobBreakingItHero Bellona's actions allowed to escape]], Laura scolds her like she was a misbehaving child!
* In ''All-New Wolverine'' #5, [[Comicbook/TheWasp Jan]] ''gloriously'' subverts LetsYouAndHimFight after Dr. Strange teleports Laura and the Sisters to Hank's lab, by calling up his cell phone and ''chewing him out'' in front of the girls for not giving her a head's up first. Made even ''better'' when Laura tries to interject only for Jan to shush her with a raised finger.
** And [[RunningGag Bellona's impulse to shoot everything in sight]] being interrupted by an electric shock before that.
* In issue 6 Gabby threatens Dr. Chandler, showing just how close he came to death, then gives him a cutesy "Bye" before casually running off.
* In issue 7, ''ComicBook/SquirrelGirl'' brings a live wolverine because she thought that what she had to say to Laura would come across better if the latter saw it "from an animal's perspective". Cue Laura stating that she can't talk to wolverines.
** In the same issue, said wolverine (his name is Jonathan) breaks into Gabby's room causing a scream, cut to the next panel where Gabby's cuddling said wolverine and proclaiming him to be the best pet ever.
-->'''Gabby''': I will walk him and feed him and dress him up in fine suits and build little cities out of cardboard for him to tear through like some hairy, giant, formally attired monster.
-->'''Squirrel Girl''': Oh, I like her.
** After clearing up that she can't understand wolverines, Squirrel Girl tells the wolverine (named Jonathan) that his services are no longer required. This results in said wolverine having a quite dejected look on his face.
** Doreen's dramatic finger-pointing is followed by two quick beat panels as Laura first just stares at her in stunned silence, and then followed by a quick sniff by Jonathan.
** After a few short chirps by the squirrel Laura borrowed an acorn from (ItMakesSenseInContext), Doreen translates it as a [[MotivationalLie long-winded speech on family and accountability]]. Turns out the squirrel ''really'' just wanted its acorn back.
28th Apr '16 1:47:46 AM Unityd3v
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** After a few short chirps by the squirrel Laura borrowed an acorn from (ItMakesSenseInContext), Doreen translates it as a long-winded speech on family and accountability. Turns out the squirrel ''really'' just wanted its acorn back.

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** After a few short chirps by the squirrel Laura borrowed an acorn from (ItMakesSenseInContext), Doreen translates it as a [[MotivationalLie long-winded speech on family and accountability.accountability]]. Turns out the squirrel ''really'' just wanted its acorn back.
27th Apr '16 11:55:07 AM Ambaryerno
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** After clearing up that she can't understand wolverine's Squirrel Girl tells the wolverine (named Jonathan) that his services are no longer required. This results in said wolverine having a quite dejected look on his face.

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** After clearing up that she can't understand wolverine's wolverines, Squirrel Girl tells the wolverine (named Jonathan) that his services are no longer required. This results in said wolverine having a quite dejected look on his face.
** Doreen's dramatic finger-pointing is followed by two quick beat panels as Laura first just stares at her in stunned silence, and then followed by a quick sniff by Jonathan.
** After a few short chirps by the squirrel Laura borrowed an acorn from (ItMakesSenseInContext), Doreen translates it as a long-winded speech on family and accountability. Turns out the squirrel ''really'' just wanted its acorn back.
27th Apr '16 10:41:11 AM Unityd3v
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* Squirrel Girl has an acorn branded iPhone.

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* Squirrel Girl has an acorn branded iPhone.
27th Apr '16 10:00:37 AM Unityd3v
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* In issue 7, ''ComicBook/SquirrelGirl'' bring a live wolverine because she thought that what she had to say to Laura would come across better if the latter saw it "from an animal's perspective". Cue Laura stating that she can't talk to wolverines.

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* In issue 7, ''ComicBook/SquirrelGirl'' bring brings a live wolverine because she thought that what she had to say to Laura would come across better if the latter saw it "from an animal's perspective". Cue Laura stating that she can't talk to wolverines.
27th Apr '16 9:57:22 AM Unityd3v
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'''Gabby''': I will walk him and feed him and dress him up in fine suits and build little cities out of cardboard for him to tear through like some hairy, giant, formally attired monster.
'''Squirrel Girl''': Oh, I like her.

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'''Gabby''': -->'''Gabby''': I will walk him and feed him and dress him up in fine suits and build little cities out of cardboard for him to tear through like some hairy, giant, formally attired monster.
'''Squirrel -->'''Squirrel Girl''': Oh, I like her.
27th Apr '16 9:56:39 AM Unityd3v
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* In issue 7, ''ComicBook/SquirrelGirl'' bring a live wolverine because she thought that what she had to say to Laura would come across better if the latter saw it "from an animal's perspective". Cue Laura stating that she can't talk to wolverines.
** In the same issue, said wolverine (his name is Jonathan) breaks into Gabby's room causing a scream, cut to the next panel where Gabby's cuddling said wolverine and proclaiming him to be the best pet ever.
'''Gabby''': I will walk him and feed him and dress him up in fine suits and build little cities out of cardboard for him to tear through like some hairy, giant, formally attired monster.
'''Squirrel Girl''': Oh, I like her.
** After clearing up that she can't understand wolverine's Squirrel Girl tells the wolverine (named Jonathan) that his services are no longer required. This results in said wolverine having a quite dejected look on his face.
* Squirrel Girl has an acorn branded iPhone.
16th Mar '16 5:27:24 PM Ambaryerno
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!!X-Men Evolution




!!X-23 Ongoing



* During a flashback in ''The Killing Dream'' Logan (unnecessarily) coaches Laura through sharpshooting. After she pulls the trigger it's revealed that he's with her at an ''amusement park'' and they were playing the shooting gallery. Laura has put a round straight through the forehead of one of the prizes, a teddy bear, to the distress and amazement of the carny. When Logan tells her that wasn't what he expected, Laura flatly reminds him he ''said'' to aim at what she wanted.
** As they walk away (with the bear in hand!) she comments about how roller coasters are said to make people want to scream and throw up, and wants to try that.
** The whole flashback doubles as a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming as well, as Logan does his best to help Laura feel like a ''normal'' teenage girl.

!!Target: X




!!All-New Wolverine

* In issue 1 of ''All-New Wolverine'', Laura has just brought down a drone [[Film/DrStrangelove Slim Pickens]]-style, and unceremoniously dumped on the street. Warren runs up but she balks at him giving her a hug because of multiple severe injuries (cracked ribs, dislocated shoulder, and third degree burns among others). So instead, Warren resorts to ''a pat on the head''.
-->'''Laura''': Are you... patting me on the head?\\
'''Warren''': A little awkward?\\
'''Laura''': A little awkward\\
''beat''\\
'''Laura''': I didn't say stop.
* Laura's conversation with Gabby in issue 2 when the latter has broken into her apartment and splits her time between playing [[MrExposition Ms. Exposition]], and [[DeadpanSnarker snarking]] about the contents of Laura's fridge. Gabby's FascinatingEyebrow when investigating a slice of leftover pizza is ''particularly'' funny.
* In issue 3 of ''All-New Wolverine'' Bellona snarks at Laura's refusal to kill because the Alchemax mooks might have families, by suggesting a man whose fingers she severed might play the piano and she's now ruined his career. Gabby then gathers them up so the man can have them reattached ''just in case that's actually true''.
** When they arrive at the house of [[spoiler: Comicbook/DoctorStrange]], Laura warns them not to touch anything, then turns to Bellona and tells specifically tells her not to ''shoot'' anything. Bellona ''sulks''.
* In Issue 4, Strange uses the Eye of Agamotto to observe the characters of the Sisters. He determines that one is good, one is...not so good, and one dislikes being judged and is thinking of creative ways to murder him. [[https://41.media.tumblr.com/c881375ec24816ca33c6e93f60fd41ac/tumblr_o0wf5fZnii1sqep2mo4_1280.png Laura's face and reply]] are utterly {{Adorkable}}.
** Bellona ends up ignoring Laura's warning in #3 and shoots a cupboard. Because it was ''winking'' at her. After subduing the monster [[NiceJobBreakingItHero Bellona's actions allowed to escape]], Laura scolds her like she was a misbehaving child!
* In ''All-New Wolverine'' #5, [[Comicbook/TheWasp Jan]] ''gloriously'' subverts LetsYouAndHimFight after Dr. Strange teleports Laura and the Sisters to Hank's lab, by calling up his cell phone and ''chewing him out'' in front of the girls for not giving her a head's up first. Made even ''better'' when Laura tries to interject only for Jan to shush her with a raised finger.
** And [[RunningGag Bellona's impulse to shoot everything in sight]] being interrupted by an electric shock before that.
* In issue 6 Gabby threatens Dr. Chandler, showing just how close he came to death, then gives him a cutesy "Bye" before casually running off.

!!Other



* During a flashback in ''The Killing Dream'' Logan (unnecessarily) coaches Laura through sharpshooting. After she pulls the trigger it's revealed that he's with her at an ''amusement park'' and they were playing the shooting gallery. Laura has put a round straight through the forehead of one of the prizes, a teddy bear, to the distress and amazement of the carny. When Logan tells her that wasn't what he expected, Laura flatly reminds him he ''said'' to aim at what she wanted.
** As they walk away (with the bear in hand!) she comments about how roller coasters are said to make people want to scream and throw up, and wants to try that.
** The whole flashback doubles as a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming as well, as Logan does his best to help Laura feel like a ''normal'' teenage girl.



* In NYX Kiden finds Laura, stripped of most of her pro gear, the guy who killed himself nearby, she's cutting herself with her claws. Upon realizing she's not alone Laura looks up from what she's doing like it's completely normal and utters a single line.

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* In NYX Kiden finds Laura, stripped of most of her pro gear, the guy who killed himself nearby, she's cutting herself with her claws. Upon realizing she's not alone Laura looks up from what she's doing like it's completely normal and utters a single line.line:



* In issue 1 of ''All-New Wolverine'', Laura has just brought down a drone [[Film/DrStrangelove Slim Pickens]]-style, and unceremoniously dumped on the street. Warren runs up but she balks at him giving her a hug because of multiple severe injuries (cracked ribs, dislocated shoulder, and third degree burns among others). So instead, Warren resorts to ''a pat on the head''.
-->'''Laura''': Are you... patting me on the head?\\
'''Warren''': A little awkward?\\
'''Laura''': A little awkward\\
''beat''\\
'''Laura''': I didn't say stop.
* Laura's conversation with Gabby in issue 2 when the latter has broken into her apartment and splits her time between playing [[MrExposition Ms. Exposition]], and [[DeadpanSnarker snarking]] about the contents of Laura's fridge. Gabby's FascinatingEyebrow when investigating a slice of leftover pizza is ''particularly'' funny.
* In issue 3 of ''All-New Wolverine'' Bellona snarks at Laura's refusal to kill because the Alchemax mooks might have families, by suggesting a man whose fingers she severed might play the piano and she's now ruined his career. Gabby then gathers them up so the man can have them reattached ''just in case that's actually true''.
** When they arrive at the house of [[spoiler: Comicbook/DoctorStrange]], Laura warns them not to touch anything, then turns to Bellona and tells specifically tells her not to ''shoot'' anything. Bellona ''sulks''.
* In Issue 4, Strange uses the Eye of Agamotto to observe the characters of the Sisters. He determines that one is good, one is...not so good, and one dislikes being judged and is thinking of creative ways to murder him. [[https://41.media.tumblr.com/c881375ec24816ca33c6e93f60fd41ac/tumblr_o0wf5fZnii1sqep2mo4_1280.png Laura's face and reply]] are utterly {{Adorkable}}.
** Bellona ends up ignoring Laura's warning in #3 and shoots a cupboard. Because it was ''winking'' at her. After subduing the monster [[NiceJobBreakingItHero Bellona's actions allowed to escape]], Laura scolds her like she was a misbehaving child!
* In ''All-New Wolverine'' #5, [[Comicbook/TheWasp Jan]] ''gloriously'' subverts LetsYouAndHimFight after Dr. Strange teleports Laura and the Sisters to Hank's lab, by calling up his cell phone and ''chewing him out'' in front of the girls for not giving her a head's up first. Made even ''better'' when Laura tries to interject only for Jan to shush her with a raised finger.
** And [[RunningGag Bellona's impulse to shoot everything in sight]] being interrupted by an electric shock before that.
* In issue 6 Gabby threatens Dr. Chandler, showing just how close he came to death, then gives him a cutesy "Bye" before casually running off.
16th Mar '16 4:35:09 PM TheLaughingFist
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* In issue 6 Gabby threatens Dr. Chandler, showing just how close he came to death, then gives him a cutesy "Bye" before casually running off.
2nd Mar '16 9:58:14 AM Unityd3v
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** Sue explaining why they chose Laura, after butterinf her uo by saying that the kids like her and that they trust her, she flat out admits that no one else wanted to babysit.

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** Sue explaining why they chose Laura, after butterinf buttering her uo up by saying that the kids like her and that they trust her, she flat out admits that no one else wanted to babysit.the job.
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